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CW: Non-Con, Aphrodisiac nectar/sap, Plant Monster
MINORS + AGELESS BLOGS DNI
You knew this was a mistake.
Hiking—venturing into unknown trails—was definitely not something you would consider, much less actually do. But your friends, however well-intentioned they were, insisted that you needed to go out and explore, venture outside of your comfort zone.
And so, in order to please them, you booked a guide (nothing drastic, really). It was apparently beginner-friendly, with beautiful scenery and ‘untold’ sights—a glorified leisurely stroll. It sounded perfect for you, a wonderful plan, so you went.
It was nice, manageable until you somehow—miraculously, stupidly—got lost, strayed from the group long enough that they left you in the dust. Finding them should’ve been easy; there were paved trails and distinct signs, yet you managed to get even more lost.
You didn’t know how long you’d been wandering, but you were hungry, thirsty, and tired; you just wanted to rest. How did your friends let you go to this with your incredibly poor sense of direction? How did you let yourself go?
You paused at the sound of rushing water, concluding it was a good idea to follow (you were dying for a sip of water.) It didn’t take long for you to find the source—the walk was not long at all, as if you were already heading in the right direction anyway as if something was already luring you there before the sound.
You stopped at a gate, seemingly golden and decorated with roses. It appears to be well-kept, no tarnish to be seen. Why exactly is there a random gate in the middle of nowhere?
With just the slightest touch, the gate creaked open (you could’ve hopped over easily if it didn’t), and you, with hesitance and confusion, entered. It was unlike anything you’ve ever seen before: a breathtaking garden full of flowers and trees filled with leaves and fruits. It was beautiful. The subtle scent of fruit and nectar only lured you closer.
The waterfall was the first thing you reached. You cupped your hands into a bowl to collect the water, drinking until you were no longer parched. Then you continued, admiring the colorful plants along the way.
You could feel your fatigue leaving you with each step, with each breath of air, yet the deeper you entered the oddly enchanting garden, the sweeter the air became—enticing. You didn’t hear the gate close behind you, too entranced by the view.
Your stomach grumbled, and all you could do was comply with your hunger, plucking a succulent fruit from one of the trees. The fruit was odd, unknown to you; it should’ve made you pause—sunk caution into your bones—but it didn’t. You were hungry before, but now, with fruit in hand, you were starving.
Your teeth pierced its flesh, its juices sliding down your throat as you devoured it. It was mouthwatering, a taste you had never known but now can never forget. You reached for another, and another, and another until you were full—stomach feeling as if it’s one fruit away from bursting. You took a seat, leaning against the trunk of the tree and resting.
You were worried about how you would get back, but you figured (in an attempt to stay positive) that they would eventually send out a search party and find you. After all, you found this place pretty easily, and you couldn't have strayed that far, right?
Your eyelids felt heavy; even with the sun still up, you felt exhaustion weighing on you. A small nap wouldn’t hurt.
You still felt so tired, not knowing you had already slept for jours. You felt warm, limbs heavy, and eyes feeling glued shut—wielded together with exhaustion and enervation. You didn’t move or shift; even if your mind was half awake, you couldn't.
That had a prickling thought of panic rising inside your brain, the rapid beating of your heart and the quickening of your breath being the only indication of your growing distress and anxiety. You couldn’t quite feel your surroundings, your sense of touch dulled, and the grass underneath you was not even a tickle.
A slight pressure met your lips, parting them delicately before slipping inside, stuffing your mouth full with its soft presence. A smooth substance glided down your throat; its taste was sweet and intoxicating. You gulped it down with no resistance, mind growing hazier with each drop.
The muscles in your limbs loosened, relaxing them, making you malleable and compliant. The heaviness faded into something else. You could feel yourself growing hot, arousal pooling in your underwear.
Something wrapped around your body, tugging at your clothes and removing them—taking your soaked panties and leaving you exposed. The thing inside your mouth slid out with a pop, retreating.
Then it—whatever ‘it’ is—raised you in the air, holding you by your legs, blood rushing to your head. You should’ve been alarmed, but with a brain full of cotton, all you could focus on was the throbbing of your cunt. You pried your eyes open, petals filling your vision. Vines enveloped you, blossoming flowers adorning it as it held you upside down, wrists tied together.
It spread your legs, one vine poking and prodding at your folds, soaking in your arousal. More vines slithered to your chest, fondling your breasts and curling around your nipples.
You squirmed, breathy moans leaving you. The vines continued, some slipping past your folds, one pressing against your clit while the other worked you open. You never felt anything like this before, moaning and whimpering for more.
It slipped out, having you clench around nothing with a whine. A large white bud blossomed in front of you, revealing (something you would’ve questioned more had the nectar not done its job) a flowery cock. It’s throbbing and warm as it enters your hole, fucking you with vigor and filling you with its sap, mouth falling open in a cry.
Another stuffs your mouth, and you greedily drink the liquid leaking from it, sucking and slurping with hot pleasure coursing your body. It pounds into you, its cocks hitting all the right spots as the vines fondle your breasts.
You scream when your climax hits you, the pleasure overwhelming as your body shakes and shudders, the flowery cocks following and spilling its seed inside you.
It seems the other plants in the garden grow curious, crowding you, feeling you all over, tasting your cum with its vines. They all take turns, another plant cock fucking you once the other ones are done cumming in you.
It repositions you, bending you over as some enter your ass, others shoving more vines down your throat. It’s all too much, making you cum too quickly from having the feeling of it in all your holes.
You have its sap leaking out of you, drooling around another cock as it takes you. It has you cuming over and over again, breeding you as your mind fizzles out from it, only caring about being fucked and filled.
This is all you are good for; this is where you belong, and it thinks so, too
#monster fucker#monster#monster smut#monster x reader#terato#monster x human#monster x reader smut#monster x you#teratophillia#monster imagine#monster plant#plant monster#plant monster x reader#I’ll probably rework this
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Plowed By The Pumpkin King, Juno Delight
Ratings:
GoodReads Rating: 3.28 ⭐️
My Rating: 2.5 ⭐️
Spice: 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Purchasing:
On Kindle Unlimited?: Yes
Kindle E-book: $2.99
Paperback: $4.99
Review:
When Emily goes to Kappa Nu's Fall Fire held at Ramsey Farm, she wants nothing more than to get up close and personal with her crush. But she ends up crushed when she accidentally spots him fucking another girl.
Frustrated, in more ways than one, she makes her way to the farm's pumpkin patch. There, she slips and falls. And Max, the King of the Pumpkin Patch, who has been pining for Emily since last year, finally sees his chance to make a move on his Pumpkin Queen.
I had a lot of questions going into this book. And I found, with the length and the abrupt ending, that very few of them were answered. Specifically, there is an angle regarding the pumpkin-people hating humans. While one could infer why humans were so hated, the book did little to show why the pumpkin-people had the visceral, murderous, reaction they did when they found out about Emily's presence in their world.
And when I say abrupt ending, I mean it. When I came face-to-face with "The End" I couldn't believe that the story was over. Much less that it ended the way it did. I actually went back a few pages to make sure I didn’t miss anything.
Plowed by the Pumpkin King is fine enough. The story has an interesting premise, and if it had delved further into the magic, hate, settings, and people, it really could have shined. But, at the end of day, it is surface level storytelling and has relegated itself to a novelty read only. The story would need a major edit for it to become something reread-able.
Originally posted on Lemon8 11/04/2023
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Hello! I love your work and I admit it's really fun to read! Besides the spicy parts I love it has a story! Speaking of a story, I really liked your reblog about the plant(venus?) and the girl with short hair and I was wondering if you could tell us their story? Spiciness included ❤️
Not sure if you wanna hear my ideas about it but I'll just mention that smell is a powerful weapon and once the bud closes, the plant won't let you go easily without showing you the ultimate gratitude for your planter skills in the arboretum (I hope that's the right word for tree crown center area. Or plant center if trees are off the options)
Hi there! Thank you so much, means a lot! <3 For everyone wondering, she means this art piece.
Plant-trapped
Plant-monster x witch fem!reader || sex pollen, smell kink (?), tentacles (vines)
You had what witches called green aura, but humans simply referred to green thumb. You had your way with plants and that’s why you were the one in charge of taking care of the coven’s botanic garden. You loved your job there, you spent most of the time alone, surrounded by plants, and you could just enjoy the quiet and the nice smell of all the flowers. It was amazing.
But sometimes you forgot not all plants in the garden were harmless. Not all of them were non-sentient… Some of them had a bit of a thing for witches like yourself…
And you fell right into its trap.
You thought you knew everything you needed to know about the plant and its properties, but at that moment, you couldn’t remember any of it. You couldn’t remember how to get out, what did it take to get it to release you. It was like your brain turned into a white space and you couldn’t remember your own name.
You leaned in to smell its intoxicating smell and that’s how it got you. And the smell only became more and more mind blowing the longer you breathed it in. Your brain was fuzzy and your body became hotter and hotter, your insides trembling as your pussy started to tingle. You groaned as the big monstrous petals closed around your body like an embrace. And when the vines reached your body, you didn’t even care.
Your clothes disappeared with the secretions of the monster-plant, destroying the fibers and leaving an oily feel on your skin that only amplified the overstimulation of your senses. You couldn’t smell anything that wasn’t the monster. You couldn’t touch anything that wasn’t part of its body and its vines were caressing and touching every part of you accessible. You were groaning and moaning, your body pliant under its ministrations as your juices ran down your legs.
It was intoxicating and exciting, and when the first vine probed your hole, you cried out in pleasure when the most intense wave of desire ran through your body. You were drenched in your own juices, but the monster-plant added some of its salve to lubricate you further, making you slippery as the vine entered your dripping cunt. You moaned, and you felt like something broke inside your brain, like a dam was destroyed.
“Such a good witch,” a voice spoke right inside your brain.
Deep down you knew the plant talking to you was unlikely, but at that moment you couldn’t figure out if it was real or just part of the illusion created by the sex pollen. But you didn’t care. You only cared about the vines groping your body and the ones inside of you, touching and reaching parts you didn’t know could even feel that good.
It fucked in and out of you, the vines latching to your G-spot like suckers as little tentacle-like vines rubbed your thighs and clit. It was like the best enchanted sex toy you ever tried, and it was driving you insane with pleasure. You cried and moaned, you screamed and groaned… It was ecstasy in its purest form, and you couldn’t form coherent thoughts outside more.
Your orgasm hit you like a tidal wave, and your eyes were blinded for half a second, the pleasure so bright and high you couldn’t see. Couldn’t hear. Couldn’t feel anything apart from the brain melting pleasure running down your body as the plant took all you had and some more.
“You did good, little witch. Your offering was accepted,” the voice inside your head said as the monster-plant released your body to the ground, completely sated.
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Yandere Plant Monsters
There’s something so sinister about Plant Monsters. Whether it’s those of the carnivorous variety or more of the spiritual protector kind–plant monsters are meant to be feared, and respected. As the most sentient of Mother Nature’s creations, they are nothing to scoff at whether you’re a mere villager or a royal knight set to travel through their territory. Even more so when they have no intentions on harming a hair on your head.
Somehow it’s just expected that the Dryad is going to be troublesome. Maybe in the beginning they were set to kill you but something about you has them holding back their violent instinct to protect the forest. These types are weirdly enough pretty disconnected from the forest. Not that they don’t feel the very seasons within their roots kind of disconnected. The kind of disconnected that allows them to easily abandon their place in the ecosystem–allowed them to become the predator or prey they’d like to be.
It’s a compelling role for Dryads. Meaning, that Flower Type Dryads are free to leave the forest to follow you into the village. They’ll stand out sure but in the end, they’re free to follow you without restriction. They might annoy you into letting them in with their bright-colored petals and their soft small statures. They could get muscles to woo you but what would be the point when you’re already protecting them as your self-proclaimed fragile flower? You won’t refuse them when they offer to put their piston in your stamen and it doesn’t matter if you have a stamen or not they don’t care. All they care about is that you’ll always be right beside them so that you both can bloom together. Of course, there are plenty of predators that would try to stomp on the blossom of your love but you didn’t think the petals were just meant to look pretty, did you? Mother Nature is a strong believer in letting the most gorgeous of flowers have something to defend themselves with. Whether that’s a fruit they can make, a thorn they can unsheathe, or a small secretion meant to paralyze if consumed, Flower Type Dryads are demure and sweet and believe they deserve a life with you even if it means ending another’s if need be.
As cute and soft as the Flower Type may be, it’d be folly to forget the Carnivorous Type Dryads. Those who prefer not to leave the forest, choose the predator option within the forest. Luring their prey into their clutches to feast on the flesh and blood of whoever was foolish enough to fall into their trap. With their roots deeply into the ground, the carnivorous type isn’t usually one to move, which makes their desire for you all the more agonizing. Having to catch a glimpse of you through the foliage just out of their range is the closest they’ll get to you. There’s no guarantee for them that you’ll stay when they plea for help or that you’ll come to the sweet voice calling out to you. Just out of their range, you may be safe from the reaching vines and barbed arms they are dying to wrap around you. They have to rely on your compassion and wavering skepticism to get you like they want. Such great communicators they may very well be honest with you about not planning to eat you or perhaps they might prefer to threaten you with the lives of passersby on the path your family takes. There’s always a desperate sense of complete abandon to get you to drink their addictive nectar or to take their…seeds and be the perfect extension. There’s no question that without you transporting them in a giant pot they are forced to lure obstacles of their love…or they’ve begun to expand and evolve so that they can devour all who get in their way. Not including you of course! Don’t be scared. They’d hate to have to stick you with their own paralyzing agent.
Speaking of sticking, the Plant Monsters that are less easy to spot because they are small or almost as human-like as you are the Faes and Fairies. Faes are only as different as they want you to see; masters of illusion and trickery all they need is your name before they can truly have all of you. They get close to you, hinging on the allure of the forest and fauna to be a mysterious traveler bound to be more. They don’t mind if you’re steadfast about not sharing your name they’re just happy to lend their magic to make you smile. To make you swoon because they’re conveniently everything you can hope for in a person of interest. Agreeing with all the topics you spoke about in confidence to your animal companion, they’re just so perfect! They don’t even mind that you won’t tell them your name they’re more than happy to keep calling you Celtic nicknames of endearment. And they figure if you won’t give them your name they’ll give you theirs so that your souls are bound together for all eternity. They are ancient beings full of wisdom, and sage thoughts that will allow them to chain you to them lovingly aid you in whatever you hope to do in life. Not to forget the centuries devoted to weaponry and building immunity to various medical ailments, which will come in handy when they have to defend their dearest love! The Fae, though madly in love with you, is far beyond your comprehension and somehow is intertwined with the forest. You will never fully grasp how deep their connection is even when you are bound to their side for the rest of your newly immortal life.
Another with a mystifying connection to the forest is Fairies. Similar to their cousins they are known for their love for mischief and trickery. But instead of goading you for your name they’ll invite you into a fairy circle. Mythically crafted dimension full of partying and endless fun; all you have to do is eat the food and the deed is done. Everyone can never tell exactly what happens after you’ve eaten their delicacies. Some say you become a hypnotized servant, others claim you’ll be trapped within their circle for the rest of your days. Even if you befriend the flittering fiend, they’d never tell! Giggling behind their little hands and their round cheeks as they enjoy your puzzled expression. If you are wise enough not to fall into the circle a fairy won’t be deterred, more than willing to deploy an arsenal of different tactics to get your affections. Whether they rely on their charisma or the destitute life you live—a devoted fairy will not give up. Shrinking, tripping, cursing, inflicting all sorts of harrowing spells to leave you weak in the knees and perfect for the taking. Unlike their human-disguising cousins, they won’t bother to lie about their actions, proudly puffing their chest as you cry over a forward companion. The Fairy isn’t afraid to laugh as your words slur after eating a treat they’d made for you. They don’t even think for once that there’s such a thing as right or wrong, considering this is their nature. It’s right because they're doing it and it’s useless to protest with a silly notion of logic.
While Fairies may be devoid of logic the Druid is not. Likely a human or elf or even a misplaced ogre. They are truly the connection between humans and Mother Nature it’s a beautiful bond, a sacred pact that outshines everything in their life. Everything except you that is. They may worry that your presence would compromise this relationship with Nature because you consumed them. Eating away at the sanity they had left to think only of you. Even more frightening they’ve already used their power to strangle someone that dared to compliment you. It’s getting worse. The Druid knows it’s madness–their need to protect overreaching inexplicably past normal boundaries. They can’t see parallels in the mating lives of animals, no (pure) example crafted by Mother Nature does what they do. But they reason that Mother Nature in some roundabout way must approve, for they replay how you regarded them with such affection when they first met you. Not when they first joined your troupe at the guild but when they transformed into a helpless feline that was hesitant of your touch. Suddenly they are leaning into the marvelous sensation of your compassionate pets. The Druid, despite being the liaison of Nature and intelligence are helpless in the wake of their feelings for you.
I guess the most sinister thing about Yandere Plant-Related Creatures is that there’s something inherently right in whatever they decide to do. After all for as long as humanity has existed and even long before that nature and animals have thrived following only the bare instincts they’re born with. And what part of that doesn’t include doing whatever it takes to get what they want?
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Sweetest Nectar
Yandere Sundew Plant Man x Gender Neutral Luna Moth Fae Reader CW: Noncon, no pain, drugging, aphrodisiac nectar, lured in, bondage, reader done gets violated by the tentacles, overstimulation, multiple orgasms, reader rides that dick like a cowboy, making out, french kissing, general yandere behavior, seed oviposition Word Count: 1.4k (Comm I got late last night. Wrote half before 5am this morning and the rest tonight. The name Lasio comes from the sundew subgenus Lasiocephala. Hope you all enjoy <3)
The only sound you could hear was that of the wind as it whooshed by while you fluttered without a care in the world through the purple sky. Partly cloudy, a nice breeze, no bothersome humans in this realm at all. A lovely summer evening in the realm of the fairies.
You were a luna moth type fairy. Your large pale jade wings and antenna serving as a dead give away. Not that it mattered when you were away from the land of the humans. When you were on Earth you could easily disguise yourself though, so it was never a problem. But here you were totally free to be as nature intended.
You flitted between the great flowers, many as great as trees, collecting various types of nectar to feed on later. You went at this task for a couple hours before deciding to feed on your spoils in a nice clearing near the crystal creek.
After a nice day fluttering all about it was nice to sit down and begin to relax. You sipped from one of your many vials of nectar and enjoyed the birdsong all around you. It was so peaceful here. A true paradise. You tried to spend as much time as possible here, avoiding the human world as much as possible.
With a heavy sigh you willed yourself up and readied yourself to collect more nectar and maybe some pollen for tomorrow. It took much to sustain you. It seemed you were in luck. As the wind shifted, before you even took to the sky, you caught the alluring scent of nectar.
It was the most alluring floral scent you had ever experienced, there was probably quite a lot of fresh high quality nectar. Your antennae were twitching like crazy and even though you had just had a snack you had to wipe away drool from your mouth because you were salivating so intensely.
You leapt up and began flying towards the wondrous aroma at once.
It didn’t take long for you to find it. A long vine with lovely red globules of nectar. You tried to collect one but found that they were quite a bit sticky. Terrifyingly sticky… no matter what you did you couldn’t get free. What’s more you found yourself wrapped in the vine the more you struggled.
Soon you found yourself covered in the sticky goop, its heady aroma practically drowning you. Your head grew dizzy as a heat pooled in your crotch.
Just what was this stuff?
You were stuck for a while longer and found yourself actually grinding into the sticky vine that held you, you knew you should be trying to think of a way to escape… but you were so horny… you needed to cum so bad. It was all you could think about. Your antenna vibrated with agitation at your inability to get yourself off in your current predicament, with your hands held uselessly at your sides.
Once you started to cry it became evident just what mess you had found yourself in exactly.
A man stepped out of the brush. A plant man with long sticky tentacles sprouting from his head and another mass of them branching out from his tail. They were green at the base, transitioned into a lemon yellow, and were tipped with the red globules you found yourself ensnared in.
Due to your drug-like effects of the sap you had been coated in you did not even realize the danger that you were in.
“Ah~ Pl-please help! I need help. Stuck.” You kept fidgeting. You needed to touch yourself so badly!! You couldn’t even put together that this man standing before you was the one who had trapped you in the first place.
“Of course cutie! I’m your new boyfriend, Lasio. And I wouldn’t be a very good boyfriend if I didn’t help you out~”
You did not even question what he had said, you were just too needy by that point.
At Lasio’s whim the sticky nectar became slick and slippery, but before you could get your hands to your aching crotch the vines of his tail wrapped around you tightly and drew you closer. You whimpered due to being denied the use of your hands but it quickly turned into a moan as the tip of one of the vines dipped into your pants and rubbed you thoroughly.
It pressed and massaged your entrance and you cried and begged for more. He was inclined to oblige you. The slippery appendage slid into deeply, coating your insides with the potent fluid that had already made you lose control.
You writhed and squirmed in pure sexual bliss, more stimulated than before.
But Lasio didn’t stop there, he brought your squirming form close and stilled you with a touch, his hands holding your head steady as he kissed you deeply. His tongue slipped past your lips and caressed your tongue before exploring your mouth. It was dripping with the same sweet substance that had covered your body and been deposited into your hole.
You sucked at it eagerly as you moaned softly. You absolutely couldn’t get enough.
When Lasio withdrew his tentacle like vine from you you were ready to cry in protest. It left you so empty and hollow. So needy to be filled up. Then you saw why he had removed himself from you. His cock was fully erect. It was bright yellow with a sweet looking bead of amber nectar dribbling out.
There was nothing you wanted more in this world than to be plowed by your brand new boyfriend. And there was nothing in the world that Lasio wanted more than to sink his cock into you and fill you with his seeds.
Lasio sat down on a soft patch of grass. He grabbed you gently with one of his tails and guided you over to him then pulled you down into his lap.
You understood what he needed and sat down on his cock, your well lubed hole taking him just as perfectly as his cock filled that void in you. You steadied yourself with your hands on his muscular green pecs. Your antenna twitched and lightly touched him as he grabbed your hips in his strong hands.
The sensation was indescribable as you moved yourself up and down on his prick, riding him and doing most of the work in your desperation for release. With a dazed and far away look you stared at him but you weren’t really paying much attention to anything other than the physical sensation of impaling yourself on his dick.
Lasio pulled you close and nipped at your lip gently then pressed his lips against your passionately. Reveling in the feel of your soft lips against his had him almost as intoxicated as you were.
You rode his cock until you were simply too spent to keep moving. You had already cum several mind shattering times by that point but even in your exhaustion you were no less desperate to continue making love with your wonderful partner.
“You’ve done so well for me, let me take over now my sweet moth.”
Lasio, priding himself on being the very best boyfriend ever, would never deprive you of your needs. He grasped your ass firmly and thrust into you over and over. You melted into his chest, body pressed against his with your face nestled comfortably into his neck as he thrust into you. This entire time he hadn’t yet came but he was getting close, his movements gradually became fast and sloppy as he chased his own release.
He grunted and his spasming cock flooded you with more than just semen but also many small literal seeds. The feeling of his dick twitching inside you made you squeal before going limp against him. Finally you felt sated as you wrapped your arms around Lasio and kissed him lovingly.
“Mmm, I bet you’ll grow my seeds just as well as you took my cock~”
Of course you would! You’d happily bear your lover’s children. As many as he needed you to! For once an insectoid fae had tasted of the sundew man’s nectar and then got themselves seeded by him their love for one another would be eternal.
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Male Pumpkin Head Scarecrow x FTM reader
Warnings: Plant-like scarecrow, lots of pumpkin-like cum with pumpkin seeds (no, you don't get pregnant, they're pumpkin seeds), rough fucking, vine bondage
It was a cool fall evening. You absolutely loved the season. The smell, the colours, the temperature, you could go on. You were situated on the countryside where lots of corn grew. In fact, there was a cornfield nearby you liked to go to to read during the evenings. You were on your way there now with a towel and a good book. You found your little spot where the corn parted a bit and set yourself up. You read until the sun began to set.
As the end of the day was nearing, you had gotten to a particularly smutty part of the book you were reading. You looked around and listened. You were completely alone. You felt a cheeky tingle go up your spine as the thought crossed your mind. You began to slowly reach down and into your pants as you read. You began to masturbate.
Unbeknownst to you, you weren't in fact alone in the cornfield. Not too far from you was a pumpkin headed scarecrow. Every evening, the scarecrow would come down from his perch and wander the field to entertain himself after a long day of not doing much.
It wasn't too long before he found you. He curiously and cautiously watched you. He thought it was curious how you appeared male like him, but had something completely different between your legs. Something he'd never seen before. It was attractive to him nonetheless and he just accepted that that sort of thing was possible.
He reached down, watching you, as he too began to play with what was in between his legs. It was a large, phallic thing that looked very plant-like. It twitched every time you made a small, involuntary sound. The scarecrow's breath hitched. He accidentally let out a small moan which caught your attention.
You looked up at him and you both froze in place. The scarecrow's heart dropped, but he also felt some pleasure from being discovered. You studied him and looked down at his cock. You were way too horny to be afraid, especially with a nice cock like that right in front of you. You didn't question how this was even possible, you figured you'd do that later. For now, you took off your pants and underwear, turned around and spread your front hole for the scarecrow. You gestured for him to come closer. The scarecrow hesitated. Then he slowly crawled over to you. He put his hands on your hips. He was surprisingly soft and plant-like for a scarecrow, but still colder than your average human person.
You felt him twitch against your entrance as he panted. He became shaky. He let himself slide inside without thinking. He clearly wasn't aware of the fact that you needed to adjust to him. It hurt and you winced and groaned, but it hurt in a good way. The scarecrow let out a lengthy moan as his length went inside you. He moaned as he twitched inside you, not moving. It was definitely his first time. You rocked your hips back and forth to show him what he needed to do. He let out surprised moans as you slid up and down his length and was confused when you stopped. You gave him an expectant look. He suddenly understood and began fucking you properly. He gripped your hips tightly and guided you up and down his length as he fucked into you. You couldn't really suppress your moans anymore and neither could he.
Suddenly, vines uprooted from the ground and coiled around your wrists and ankles to keep you steady. You were concerned at first, but when you saw your fuck buddy wasn't reacting, you put two and two together and realized it was probably his doing. You loved it. You leaned into him more to make him go deeper. The scarecrow coiled his arms around you, hugging your back as he fucked you faster. You both moaned louder in response. More vines began to coil around you, up your arms and legs and around your body.
You tried to break free to at least reach your t-dick to no avail. Luckily, the scarecrow noticed what you trying to do and felt around for what you were trying to reach. Once he touched your t-dick, you cried out, giving him his answer. He rubbed it a bit as he fucked you until the vines spread to it and began stroking it and coiling around it for you, giving you an amazing sensation.
Your increased display of arousal was driving the scarecrow mad. He fucked into you even harder and faster, desperate. The vines made sure to never stop moving on and around your t-dick for as long as they were on you.
The rest of the vines ran over your body, excitedly searching for more erogenous zones to stimulate. Whenever they found one, they didn't leave the spot alone. You were in and out of feeling overstimulated, but never long enough for it to bother you. Your body quivered as an orgasm began to build up. It didn't go unnoticed. The scarecrow quickened his pace for you again and the vines followed suit. Ecstasy coursed through your body as the scarecrow unleashed an abnormally large gush of cum into you with what felt like pumpkin seeds in it.
As the scarecrow came down from his orgasm, the vines let go of you and retreated back into the ground. The scarecrow pulled out of you and you examined the scene as he caught his breath. Yeah, there were pumpkin seeds in his cum. His cum was a gooey orange colour. It looked like a mixture of pumpkin juice and cum with seeds. You turned your attention back to the scarecrow and got close to him again. He silently watched you. You pulled him into a cuddle session and he returned the affection tenfold. You spent the whole night together.
From then on, you kept coming back to him throughout the season to spend time together. You also found out he could write and sign and that his name was Stitches. As the season was coming to an end, you began to worry. You decided you'd visit the farmer who owned him and ask to buy him. Surely the farmer didn't know his scarecrow was alive right? You didn't want to risk it and sound crazy, so you acted as though he was a regular scarecrow.
You came up to the farmer's door nervously and asked. The farmer looked at you deadpanned and said,
"So you're the one who's been fucking my scarecrow?" You were stunned, you didn't know what to say. The farmer admitted that he knew the scarecrow was alive and that the scarecrow often expressed how fond he was of you through writing and sign language. The farmer said you could keep the scarecrow for free if you swore not to tell a soul he was sentient. The farmer expressed that he didn't want to be investigated by any secret services. He also admitted he was a mage. You agreed to keep his secrets and soon, your new scarecrow boyfriend/fuck buddy (depending on whether you're arospec or not) moved in with you.
#monster fucker#monster lover#smut#monster fucker smut#ftmlm#ftm reader#scarecrow x reader#scarecrow x ftm reader#scarecrow fucker#scarecrow lover#plant person
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Feed me
Gravity Falls x monster reader (plant)
Headcanon/drabble
Ford originally found you when he first came to town
He was walking around the town, when he noticed you.
Bought you right away, I mean definitely isn’t a plant person but something told him he needed that plant
You “died” after a week of him trying everything to keep you alive. While he was distracted by Bill, he cut his hand.
To which you drunk and brightened up. (You now have a taste for his blood and will scream/play dead till he gives in and lets you have some from his hand)
When he writes in his journal he definitely mumbles, which you picked up, and rather fast you learned how to talk
Scared the shit out of him (Bill saw the whole thing and thought it was hilarious)
Your first words were “Feed me.”
Bill laughed, Ford was confused/amazed
FiddleFord is scared of you and refuses to be near you.
You have tried to eat him, to which Ford put you in a ‘time out’ (he moved your pot out of the sun, with you facing a corner)
Bill placed you back and now randomly teleports you near FiddleFord
Once the whole portal opening happened you were left with Stan
Which is when he fed you twice more to get you big, in his eyes a giant plant monster = money
Learned the hard way why you were on a strict diet (you ate a person and a small yappy white dog)
You’re moved from the mystery shack to the living room
Once Dipper and Mabel come around you are then placed in the shed, he was not risking you eating those two
You loved the shed, plenty of small rodents to eat
Once Bill is summoned again he takes you.
Why? He still butt hurt about sixer (it’s either one of those situations where the ex takes the pet or he secretly thinks of you as his and Ford’s kid. Custody battle)
Stan freaks out because he just goes to the shed to feed you and you’re gone.
Bill gets rid of your diet, you are strictly feed humans, henchmen, and time agents (only the finest)
When Ford comes back, finds out about you missing he beats Stan up again
Once weirdmageddon happens you are then placed next to the throne made out of golden humans
Bill does let you outside and eat humans once he’s done with his throne of people
Ford thinks Bill took you for some greater purpose bullshit
Once the twins win, Ford hits you with the shrink ray
You’re back to baby size :( but upside Ford has made a fake blood formula(it’s not good at all and you’ve gone back to just nipping at him for blood, did make a new formula till you liked it)
Mabel decorates your pot with stickers and made a sweater. Says ‘Oopsie daisy’
Dipper just talks to Ford about you since he doesn’t really want to trust a human eating plant
Soos gave you some beef jerky (you spit it back at him)
Waddles’ screams at you, and that goat outside has tried to eat you multiple times (not that you haven’t tried to eat the goat as well…totally)
There’s a part 2, 3 (actual story) if you want a headcanon there is a second one, just click the tags or go to profile
#gravity falls x reader#grunkle ford#grunkle stan#plantonic#ford pines#ford pines x reader#headcanon#plant monster#audrey ii#bill cipher#bill cipher x reader#dipper and mabel#gravity falls soos#Spotify
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of a wintry fairy land
Masterlist 12
A/n - just some holiday fluff for all the monster girls and guys
a gargoyle who…takes you up to the highest balconies to admire the snow fall on the cities below
The harpy who…helps decorate the tree and rooms with only the shiniest decorations
A witch who…brews warm concoctions for you both on the cold winter nights.
Skating along the frozen pond as the mermaid follows the track marks you make with your skates.
Krampus who is less of a grump during the holidays when he visits you
an alien who…is endlessly fascinated with all the human holiday traditions and wants to create/re-create new and old with you
Reading the famed story of the Christmas ghosts with a specter of your own by the fire
an elaborately crafted gift bequeathed to you from the elf/fae as a solemn “thank you”
The creeping vines from the plant monster that has a mistletoe dangle between you two before you give in
#exophilia#exophilia x reader#teratophillia#my writing#teratophilia x reader#headcanons#monster boyfriend#monster x reader#monster girlfriend#writeblr#exophilia elf x reader#gargoyle#krampus#witch#harpy#mermaid x reader#alien exophilia#orc and half orc exophilia#tiefling x reader#fae exophilia#monster x human#exophilia satyr#exophilia elf#christmas fluff#terato#ghost x reader#monster bf#monster gf#monster blog#plant monster
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i should be working on my thesis. i should be grading midterms. but instead? instead im thinking about whether i should do a vi x reader hunger games au or buffy the vampire slayer au or spiderverse au.
#too many ideas in my brain and not enough time and ENERGY to make them into anything#and maybe it says something about my love life that they're all about angsty sapphic relationships#yeah....#also thinking about love and community as revolution and that's kinda where the hunger games au came from#vi being katniss and reader being peeta#that post that's like “the peeta mellark girlies are right sometimes love is about who will follow yow home and plant a garden there#but then there's the buffy au and i've been wanting to do something with vampires for FOREVER#it's even better now that it's sapphic#something about destiny and escaping the narrative and complicating ideas of good and evil and who is a monster#something else about love as consumption and desire as bloody#the spiderverse au is more vague and really just bc of hailee steinfeld#but i like the idea of playing with the multiverse and vi falling into the reader's universe#reader being the spiderwoman version of the girlfriend vi couldn't save#idk i can never decided ugh#saf speaks#arcane#vi#vi x reader#vi smut#vi arcane
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Hi, I come to ask for your plant dick Vash thoughts?
Hi Anon, how does it feel to be my favorite? anyways:
Vash is so human looking you'd be forgiven for thinking that he looks that human all the way over but he does not!!!
personally, I like to think that there's a long slit over his crotch, and when he's in the mood a flower blooms from his groin and takes the shape of human genitalia. or at least as close as a plant can look.
and I think the form would depend a lot on his partner and whether or not they wanted to be the one doing the penetrating.
(nasty stuff under the cut)
Imagine Vash with his legs spread and a pretty flower spreading between his legs, the petals a blueish-white color with soft vine-like leaves around the flower-like botanical pubic hair with an inviting opening in the center of the petals. when you dip your fingers into his flower you find it's as soft and velvety as any cunt, and it's slick with nectar that tastes like honeysuckle.
Imagine those Vine-like leaves wrapping around your hips as you fuck into him and forcing you to cum inside of him!
Or since I promised Plant dick: imagine a blooming flower at his crotch that spreads open instead to reveal, a thick and dripping pistil that looks like it's leaking precum.
Instead of keeping you inside those vines around the outside of the flower wrap around your hips and legs to keep Vash hooked into you keeping him pined flush against your sex. He doesn't even thrust exactly, his cock seems to move independently, pulsing in a way that feels like thrusting. all while the petals of his flower press against your body, teasing whatever they can touch with surprising dexterity.
Imagine being covered in cum and pollen when you pull away from him and Vash realizing that seeing you marked like that does something to him. He doesn't even know if it's possible for humans and plants to have children together or how that would work with the two of you but god, he loves the idea of marking you with his seed like that.
It's lucky that there are no plants on this desert wasteland because if he had to see you picking up random flowers and smelling them, getting their pollen all over you... he might get weirdly jealous. Like you're his partner does his flower not smell good enough for you? he might just have to mark you all over again.
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If you ask me more I will write more, ask me what I think about Knives.
#trigun vash#trigun stampede#plant vash#vash the stampede smut#vash x reader#vash the stampede#monster fucker#plant monster#alien fucker
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I'm sorry. I had to see it, so you have to see it also 😂
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This looks like it can belong to a plant creature of some kind 🌿
...why was my immediate reaction from this to clench?...😅
#monster x reader#monster fucker#monster love#monster girls#monsters#monster boy#exophilia prompt#exophilia#exophelia#exophillia#teratophillia#plant monster#Instagram
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Sleeping under the Flowers and Ferns 🌷
feat. Icarus (My monster OC) also Chapter 2 for his story is out!!!!
#art#digital art#art of tumblr#my art#artists on tumblr#small artist#oakheartwoodmonster#monster x reader#monster x you#monster x human#monster oc#monster lover#monster#crypid oc#cryptid#flowers#calming#plants#my bby#original character#original art#pls pls pls#check out his story on ao3#cottagecore#?#idk what else to tag#just like my art and give it attention#monster fudger
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Lost in the Weeds
Yandere Plant Man x Gender Neutral Reader (CW: Non-con, anal sex, painful sex, violent sex, bondage, drugged reader, paralysis, sadistic yandere, dacryphilia, general yandere behavior, oviposition?) Word Count: 1.8k (Sorry this took so long for me to write, I hope you all like it.)
You were a deep space interplanetary botanist specializing in the retrieval and propagation of medically important plant species. Right now you were on the barely mapped planet Varliss IV trying to find an extremely rare flowering plant, Solanum volātilis that, despite extraterrestrial origin, appeared to be a member of the family solanaceae. All previous attempts to propagate this rare species in an artificial environment had failed, but you were sure you could figure it out if you could only find the plant when it had a few seed pods on it.
Procuring some seed specimens was easier said than done though. The first thing you had to do was keep trudging through this damnable jungle. Luckily there were no life threatening species, but it was still a slog through mud and foliage, and the humidity was oppressive. And even if they were not harmful there were still a number of insects that bit and swarmed around mammals, requiring an explorer’s outfit that covered your legs and arms completely. An outfit that did nothing to help the sweltering heat. You wiped your brow and continued your trek through thick mud and odd cyan and purple vines and leaves, thorns and thistles scraping and poking uselessly at your clothing. After what was surely many hours of hiking from the clearing you had landed your spacecraft in you still had found no trace at all of the plant. It was a highly uncommon species though, so it was not like you expected this to be easy. Science seemed amazing and technical and sometimes even magical, but you knew that it all required a lot of grunt work. You were about to set up your camp for the night in a small clearing you had stumbled across when much to your astonishment you actually found what appeared to be the bloom of the flower you were seeking on a vine. You pulled out your magnifying glass and reference book as you got closer to make a positive identification. Yes, this was definitely the right flower, a large bell shaped flower that was deep purple with cyan streaks and dark blue freckle-like dots on the inside. Though the vine it was attached to was much thicker than it should be. Though any number of circumstances could account for anomalous growth such as that. You rubbed the vine out of curiosity and were astounded to find that it felt unnaturally warm. You were much more astounded when it moved away from you entirely and then the figure of a large humanoid, easily 8 feet tall, was suddenly looming above you. You fell back on your rump and looked up in disbelief, unable to find your words. The tall humanoid appeared to be male, his long hair was red but had several vines with cyan leaves going through it, his mouth had two thorn-like fangs, he had a large vine like tail covered in the flowers that you sought out, his skin was cyan with dark blue freckles and his arms, legs, and the tip of his very much exposed cock were all dark purple. His cock was also leaking a viscous magenta fluid that dripped a bit on your face. “And just what do you think you’re doing, touching me like that!?” He growled as he looked down at you menacingly before using one arm to easily hoist you up and hold you about a foot off the ground. “How do you like being touched without permission, huh!?” “Wh-wh-what? No! I just- I um. I was ju-just looking for seeds! I didn’t kno-” You barely managed to sputter out before getting cut off by the monstrous plant. “Oh, you want seeds, well why didn’t you just say so? I can bring you to all of the seeds for the flowers like the ones on me, no problem.” He put you down and brushed you off, something about the way he smirked left you unsettled, but you did not want to risk his anger and so you just muttered a thanks as he took your hand and started leading you away. You exchanged names while walking with him, learning his name was Drosera. You really should have just taken your chances and ran, because as far as Drosera was concerned you had marched into his territory and were now his private property. He lead you deeper into the strange forest until finally you came to the gaping maw of a cave. You gasped as you entered and were greeted with the surprising sight of rays of sunlight streaming in through a hole in the roof leading to the creation of a sheltered grove. Moss, trees, flowers, vines, and a small babbling brook all hidden away from the world. There, in the center, were indeed the flowers indicative of the plant you were searching for, this time without being attached to any intelligent life. You rushed towards them in your excitement and did not notice the sprawling vines of your companion quickly approaching you from behind as you were bent down to examine the flora. Before you knew what had happened each of your limbs and your mouth had been completely wrapped up in tendril like vines. You tried writhing from their grasp but you might as well have been trapped by steel for all the good it did you. Your muffled wails and whines were equally useless, not eliciting even the slightest bit of empathy from your captor. Tears rolled down your cheeks, pooling a bit at the vines that restrained your lips. The vines suspended you a few feet above the ground and pulled you towards him and he brushed the tears from your face with a deceptively gentle hand. “Awe, why are you crying little human? I am just about to give you exactly what you asked for.” Drosera brought his mouth to your neck, ghosting his two thorn-like fangs against your sensitive skin before suddenly penetrating your flesh. You writhed in pain as he injected you with a powerful venom. He held you close with both the vines extending from his back and his arms as if trying to comfort you through the pain. Soon you found yourself almost completely unable to move, capable now of only the most feeble attempts at struggling. Whatever he injected you with was clearly intended to do away with any possibility of escape for what was about to happen next. The tight grip the vines had had on you loosened a bit, as he no longer needed to keep you so well restrained. He used his vines to slowly, almost sensually, peel off all of your equipment and clothing until you were left exposed under the excited gaze of his violet eyes. All you could manage to do was let out a small whimper as you averted your gaze. Drosera roughly felt up your body, eager greedy hands rubbing and groping you all over, grabbing on to what was now his. The vines that extended from his back still held you up despite your limp and envenomed state, they quickly moved you into a bent position, your head facing away from your captor as he gruffly gripped your hips, caring little, if at all, for your comfort. You could feel more of his vines creeping up your legs, reaching and grabbing like tentacles until they found what they were looking for, your asshole. They roughly prodded at your entrance as you stammered out pleas of mercy, sobbing and begging Drosera to please just release you, promising that you would never cross into his territory or even come back to this planet at all. But he just laughed sadistically, your cries serving only as fuel for his arousal. Suddenly and without warning the slender vines prodding at you jammed their way inside, eliciting a scream from your sobbing form. There had been no stretching, no application of lube, just a brutal penetration. And he was certainly not going to stop with just his vines. You could feel them writhing and probing their way deeper and deeper inside you, after the initial pain of them entering you faded it was replaced with an uncomfortable and disgusting feeling of being unnaturally full and violated. Your sobs finally slowed down as you became more accustomed to your situation, and that is when Drosera decided he needed to apply more pain. To utterly and completely dominate you mind, body, and spirit. To enjoy those beautiful tears that set his heart aflutter while he was inside you. So he withdrew his tendrils from your insides and before you could even breathe a sigh of relief replaced them with his giant cock, still dripping with pink fluid. You shrieked so loudly at him ramming himself into your un-lubed ass that he almost came on the spot. He could feel it in his cock each time a scream, whimper, or pained sob racked your body. He pulled your hair roughly from behind with one hand while gripping your hip hard with the other as he continued abusing your poor hole in as painful a way as he could. “You should be grateful, slut! You wanted seed so badly and that’s just what you are about to get!!” He chuckled cruelly at his joke as he continued ramming into you with more and more speed as he began to wildly chase his climax. The plant man put a firm hand on each collar bone and jerk you back painfully to get as deep into you as he possibly could as he filled you with a warm viscous fluid, you were confused though when instead of that being the end of it he then started to fill you up with a lot of something that felt round and hard. After filling you the vines holding you in place retracted and he sat you down in his lap, causing fluid to leak out of you and onto him, though he did not seem to mind at all or even notice. It suddenly clicked even in your rattled and abused psyche that he had literally filled you with his seeds. A million panicked thoughts went through your mind. What if they sucked out all your nutrients and moisture to grow in your corpse, what if they burst through your skin, what if th- Your horror must have been plastered all over your face because Drosera interrupted your downward spiral of fears by saying, “Don’t worry, they won’t harm you. They are like eggs and when they are about to pop open they will come out of you, you will such a lovely incubator to keep full of my children~” You began sobbing and hyperventilating, still unable to do anything more than weakly twitch under the long lasting effects of his venom. “Fuck, you’re so hot when you cry for me, so beautiful.” He gently wiped your tears away with his thumb as you realized this is what your life would be like from now on. No more dreams or a career advancing science. Just sobbing and being a flower pot for some alien monster’s seeds just for the horrible crime of bumbling into his territory.
#yandere terato#yandere teratophilia#plant man#plant man x reader#yandere x reader#yandere male x gn reader#gender neutral reader#monster boyfriend#yandere exophilia#yandere exo#yandere monster#My OCs#My OC Drosera
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Monster Imagines #1
You, an average human, find yourself walking through the local enchanted woods on a bright summer's day. You find a strange path and decide to follow it. Every step you take down the path, you find yourself getting hotter and hotter. You take off some of your clothes, but it doesn't help. Eventually, just when you feel like you will pass out if you don't sit down, you come across a large tree with ample shade and a natural spring next to it. You drink from the spring gratefully and sit under the tree. The spring, however, was enchanted with a magical sleeping potion. Once you fell asleep, the tree awoke. Using its roots, it gently caressed you and took you to its meadow home. It tied you up with it's vines and waited for you to wake up. The tree couldn't wait. It had been so long since it had captured something so beautiful, and it couldn't wait to make you it's human toy...
#monster fucker#plant monster#monster lover#terato#gn reader#reader x monster#suggestive#vines as tentacles
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can...can we have a bit more of a detailed story on gravity falls x plant monster reader??? like...i dont know...Mabel trying to feedvit sugar (does not end well) or where do they come from...or even better, SLOOOOOOWLY growing back to their original size
Gravity Falls x reader part two I used different pronouns, Twoey has no gender. I used he/it/she/they. Gender is irrelevant.
After being shrunk by the shrink ray living back in the Mystery Shack was definitely…different. Stan wasn’t someone I cared too much about, it wasn’t hate or anything. Maybe it was hunger, I mean since Ford stopped letting me drink him dry, and those two being twins their blood must be the same.
Then there was that idiot Soos, tried to kill me with some kinda dry meat. Almost choked to death on. That red head wasn’t irrelevant to me, she seemed harder to manipulate. Then thing one and thing two, Dipper and Mabel. Now if I could just get close to that sweaty boy that would be my ticket out of here.
That kid wanted the red head, and being the mean green mother I am. Who’s to say I couldn’t help a bit with that?
“Boop.” I turn my head to face thing two.
“Are you from Earth?” She puts another sticker on the pot that contains me.
“Course not, you think this planet could make something like me? I’m the best thing you’ll ever see sugar.” Mabel wasn’t the worst, nor best. Something that kept me busy.
“So how’d you get here?”
“An eclipse.” She then put stickers on herself and nods.
“Do you have family? Siblings? Kids? Uh, a grunkle?”
“All alone, but you could fix that. Maybe you just sneak me some more of that kinda red-hot treats, I crave.”
“Mabel, do not listen to that thing. It’s just trying to get big so it can eat us.” So thing one speaks, guess it’s a starter. Mabel turns to Dipper and puts a sticker on him.
“Grunkle Ford said I’m in charge of…” She pauses and turns back to me.
“Use whatever you feel like green bean.” She smiles and turns back to him.
“Of them, so that means Grunkle Ford trusts me.”
“He does not, he just told you that so you wouldn’t whine. He put me in charge of both of you.”
“Well I’m older so.” She blows raspberries at him.
“Real mature Mabel.” I go back to watching the window. More specifically Gomper the goat or whatever he’s called. I’ll eat him first when I get big enough. After a bit Mabel calls for me.
“Y/n?” I turn back around.
“How’d you meet Grunkle Ford?” The question gets Dipper’s attention and he starts to listen.
“At a store, called Mushnik's Flower Shop, long gone by now. Some idiot bought me, brought me there to take care of me. Kid failed so he was a gonna throw me out. Ford said he’d take it, bought me for $1.99.”
“Then what?” Dipper asks.
“Sucked at it, then he cut his hand and it was fate. Speakin of food, I’m hungry.”
“Oh, uh well Grunkle Ford said not to feed you at all.” Mabel says. My color pales, death like, my leaves welt and crumble. My head falls forward as if I died.
“OH MY GOD I KILLED IT!” Mabel screams and runs to Dipper and shakes his body back and forth.
“MABEL! MABEL!” He screams back trying to get her to stop. She screams and starts crying.
“MABEL! LOOK AT ME!” She stops and looks at him.
“The journal says that he’s able to change to look like they’re “dead”. It’s okay, it’s faking.” She breaths in and out slowly.
“It just wants you to feed it so they get big, and bigger till it can reproduce and take over the world.”
“And what do we now?” He shrugs.
“Nothing? It’s like a tantrum I guess?”
“Well do we ignore it? That’s what they say to do on tv.”
“We’ll do that then.”
The door to the mystery shack opens and Ford walks in with Stan. Ford looks over at me and rolls his eyes.
“Really? Faking your own death?” Ford picks up the pot and goes downstairs. I brighten up and try to nip his fingers. He sighs and sets me down on the desk.
“The only thing you’re eating is artificial blood made from-.”
“Feed me!” Ford grabs a baby bottle and looks over at me. If I had eyes I’d be rolling them right now.
“Please.” He then gives me the bottle and holds it.
(Tw) spitting food out, and throwing up, just says you did it. Not described.
Ford gave everyone a list of Rules when it came to y/n
No feeding Y/n, don’t give y/n blood, do not put body parts near Y/n, don’t eat or put food near Y/n and so forth. Did anyone listen? No. No they didn’t. Leading to multiple cases of plant spit everywhere.
First was Soos, with Beef Jerky.
“Hey little dude.” I look over at Soos.
“What’s that?” He lifts up the bag and reads it.
“Which is?”
“Meat, I’d give you some but Ford said not to.”
“Aw come on, I’m starvin. Just a bite? No harm. Ain’t gotta tell anyone.”
“I dunno dude-.” I grab the bag and dump the whole thing in my mouth. After a few seconds I start choking and spit it out all over the floor including Soos.
“Gross.”
Then was Dipper, which was surprising. He walks in the shack with some chips. It wasn’t much of a conversation since I just grabbed the bag and ate it.
“Oh my god- oh my god- Great Uncle Ford’s gonna kill me- oh my god- we’re all gonna die- oh no-.” I then spit it all over Dipper and the floor.
“Give me something good to eat!”
“MY MOUTH WAS OPEN-.” Dipper runs to the bathroom.
Then was Wendy, well almost. She caught me before I could get it. After those incidents Ford got stricter with the no food. Did that stop me? No. Why would it?
Mabel came down to the basement with Dipper to see Ford. Mabel had walked over to me. The other two not paying attention, and Dipper being well Dipper he accidentally tumbles into Mabel. Her snack of Smile Dip flys into the air, I open my mouth as they yell no.
As it lands in my mouth, I swallow it whole.
“Oh god I’m so sorry Mabel.”
“It’s okay, see nothing happened.”
“Huh, usually they spit it out right away. I guess I never tried to feed them such a sugary food.”
“I really am sorry.”- And that was the last time I ate human food and the last time people didn’t listen to Ford.
“MY MOUTH WAS OPEN AGAIN!!!!” They all run upstairs. That night Ford had to give me two bottles of blood due to how sickly I had actually looked and felt.
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Mummy Vs Zombie
Can someone PLEASE tell me what the difference between a mummy and a zombie is? Is it just the fact that one is wrapped up like some sort of rotting Christmas present? I NEED ANSWERS PEOPLE!!!! ANSWERS!
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