#pjo incorrect texposts

[anotherpjofan]

Ok we all know Percy is going to take over the role of dad to the younger campers right? So can you imagine him being outraged when kids get hurt in capture the flag even though it’s a little cut and then the kids are always so done like

Percy: You’re hurt!!

Kid: It’s a scratch

Percy: You’re only 12-

Kid: You fought the god of war at 12 -

Percy: I DID THAT SO YOU DON’T HAVE TO

Like Percy led two wars let him take advantage of it

[qosmical]

so you’re saying leo hasn’t been on bestie picks bae unironically????

[gaydemigodavenger]

frank: you got any dating advice?

percy: just because i’m dating annabeth doesn’t mean i know how i did it

[ilovepjo]

Percy: Ace of spades! Jason: Uno, draw four! Leo: Pikachu, I choose you! Annabeth: WHAT THE HELL ARE WE PLAYING?

[anotherpjofan]

Thalia: *gets turned into a tree when she’s dying so that she remains alive*

Jason: *dies even after trying to serve the gods as much as possible*

Zeus: I do not have favourites. Why would you even think that? I love all my children equally. Jason died? Hm. Jason Grace as in Thalia’s brother right? Is Thalia doing ok -

[anotherpjofan]

Ok but you can’t convince me camp half blood did not call Jason walmart percy or knock-off percy behind his back

[anotherpjofan]

Percy: Jesus Christ

Annabeth: You’re not even Christian

Percy: I’m not pagan but that dosen’t mean the greek gods decided to stay out of my life

[anotherpjofan]

Percy: Sometimes healing can come in the form of punching 

Annabeth: What did you do - 

Percy: ...I may have punched a god 

[ilovepjo]

Leo: Do you guys wanna see a butterfly? The Seven: Annabeth: Please don’t thr- Leo: *yeets the butter across the room*