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fake-pizza-delivery-stories · 11 months ago
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several times I never ran away from a building flailing and dying
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fake-pizza-delivery-stories · 11 months ago
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Skissue
Don't be deceasing now! none of my customers won't be starving with you!
-@fake-pizza-delivery-stories
[inverted words: none, won't, with]
I have been waiting for actual stories. Please, I've been eating the scraps I find in the dumpster.
And I have to fight the raccoons sometimes.
...most of the time they win.
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