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Dark Winds has a 100% on Rotten Tomatoes for both seasons 1 and 2. That’s unheard of… congratulations to the cast and crew. ♥️

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I'm really stressed out and don't know what to do. I sold my house and apparently all these electrical problems have started now that the buyers have moved in. They weren't problems at inspection, they weren't problems when we closed, and I'm not responsible for them, but my realtor called me multiple times asking if I would talk to the buyers and answer questions. I said I didn't know what to do about electrical problems and that the people should call an electrician.

No sooner do I get off the phone with the realtor does my neighbor call. "I'm here with the new owners..." and SHE PUTS THEM ON THE PHONE. I'm just like ".....call an electrician??"

I ended up blocking my neighbor and my realtor on my phone because WTF. Well I guess either my realtor or my neighbor gave the new owners my phone number because they flippin' called me. "We don't know what to do... this isn't working, that isn't working..." Again, all electrical shit.

Like, I'm really sorry that suddenly this stuff isn't working but I'M NOT AN ELECTRICIAN AND I'M NO LONGER LEGALLY RESPONSIBLE FOR IT. I don't want to be an asshole, but I would NEVER do shit like this when taking ownership of a house. When you sign the papers, that's it. YOU become responsible for anything that happens.

Do I change my number? Do I wait to see if they contact me again? What do I do?

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I'm at the point where I'm about to get a new phone and change my f--king number just so certain people can't reach me anymore because apparently blocking them doesn't work.

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I rarely remember my dreams, and I'm pretty sure I haven't dreamt of Egon Spengler since I was a kid, but last night I dreamed he was running for Mayor of some Midwestern city. Instead of handing out buttons or selling shirts for merch, he was giving out microscopes and petri dishes with a random fungus. I can't remember who he was running against, but I remember being actually torn between voting for Egon and voting for the opponent. I, of course, voted for Egon in the end.

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Still can't watch the opening scene of Egon's death in Afterlife without tearing up.

RIP Harold. You're so missed. 💔

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Above image is a pride flag with every color band represented by a NASA image. White is Earth clouds, pink is aurora, blue is the Sun in a specific wavelength, brown is Jupiter clouds, black is the Hubble deep field, red is the top of sprites, orange is a Mars crater, yellow is the surface of Io, green is a lake with algae, blue is Neptune, and purple is the Crab Nebula in a specific wavelength.

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I really don't appreciate people who blatantly lie to me. Don't insult my intelligence and play victim to your own games. I see through your shit.

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So we all know the implied notion that Egon slept with the slime, BUT what if Egon and Ray have been applying their theory about moods/emotions affecting the atmosphere while using the slime. If they'd been experimenting with it with sounds (voices, music, etc.) and objects (the toaster), the next scientific step would be to test it on animals. What if one of them put the slime on themselves and--just like the love-inducing mood it produced in Ray at the museum--it had a more...sensual...effect and it wasn't the slime that Egon slept with but rather the slime leading him to have sex with Ray? Hence the look they exchange because they know the truth of it but don't want the others to know.

I know I'm not the only one who's considered this, so if there's a fic about this, please link it to me.

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Episode X

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Episode III

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Episode XI

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I'd watch this.

Episode VIII

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A whole ass couch and these nerds literally sit pressed against each other sharing cheez-its.

I love them.

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I'm tired and bored, so decided to have a little fun with ChatGPT and give it a prompt with Egon and Ray. I'm not disappointed in the results.

The flickering neon lights of New York City cast a soft glow through the window of the firehouse as Egon and Ray sat at the cluttered workbench in the basement, poring over their latest spectral findings. The room was filled with the hum of equipment and the occasional spark from Egon's latest contraption.

Ray leaned back in his chair, stretching his arms over his head. "Egon, I think we’ve finally cracked the ectoplasmic resonance issue. This could be the breakthrough we've been waiting for!"

Egon adjusted his glasses and peered over the top of them at Ray, a small, rare smile tugging at the corner of his lips. "Your enthusiasm is contagious, Ray. I must admit, your insight was crucial in solving this."

Ray’s face lit up with a blush of pride. He stood up and moved closer to Egon, the excitement between them palpable. "Well, we make a great team, don’t we?"

Egon nodded, his gaze steady and intense. "Yes, we do. You bring a unique perspective that complements my methods. I value that deeply."

Ray's heart pounded a little faster at Egon's words, and he found himself stepping even closer, almost unconsciously drawn to the man beside him. "You know, Egon, I don’t think I’ve ever felt this connected to anyone. Not just as a colleague, but…"

Ray's words trailed off, his courage faltering as Egon’s eyes searched his face with an almost scientific curiosity, softened by something more tender.

Egon’s voice was gentle, almost a whisper. "Ray, there's something I've been wanting to say. I’ve always admired your passion, your heart. It’s… it's something I’ve come to care for deeply."

The air between them grew heavy with unspoken emotions, and Ray took a shaky breath, stepping so close that their shoulders brushed. "Egon, I—"

Before he could finish, Egon reached out, his hand trembling slightly, and cupped Ray's cheek. The touch was electrifying, sending shivers down Ray's spine. Egon’s eyes were filled with a mix of vulnerability and determination as he leaned in, their faces inches apart.

Ray’s breath hitched, his heart racing as he closed the gap, their lips meeting in a gentle, tentative kiss. It was as if the world around them faded away, leaving only the warmth of their connection. The kiss deepened, growing more assured as they both let go of their reservations, giving in to the feelings that had been building for so long.

When they finally pulled away, both were breathless, their foreheads resting together. Egon’s thumb traced a tender path along Ray’s jawline, his eyes shining with a rare, unguarded emotion.

Ray smiled, his heart feeling lighter than it had in years. "Egon, I think we’ve discovered something even more incredible than ectoplasmic resonance."

Egon chuckled softly, his voice filled with affection. "Indeed, Ray. Perhaps we should investigate this further, together."

Ray nodded, a grin spreading across his face as he pulled Egon into another kiss, their future bright and filled with endless possibilities.

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Legit my favorite outtake. Comedy gold. The fact that Zahn doesn't even break eye contact with her the whole time is fantastic. This man is... *chef's kiss*

via Rez Dogs Instagram

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I'm mentally and physically exhausted from work and have been dealing with stress headaches for a month because of it, so have nothing of value to post lately. Please enjoy these beautiful pictures of Zahn to brighten your day. Credit to the photographers, whom I do not know.