#pizza's oven

[pizzacastella]

i cant stop thinking of porter having tits and a tummy with chest hair and a happy trail and i want to draw him so bad im climbing my goddamn walls

[cpahlow]

[unexpectedbrickattack]

your headcanon abt peppino performing while he cooks reminded me of that scene in kiki’s delivery service where the chef guy does a cool spin with baking pans solely to impress kiki’s cat

peppino’s in the kitchen with brick and he’s like check THIS out. does a sick pizza flip or smth. brick’s like :O!!!

hes so talented !

[thelordismylightandmysalvation]

Brick Oven Pizza

[jacky93sims]

Malibu Portable Pizza Oven for The Sims 2

This is a 4to2 conversion from Cowbuild, medium poly. It's a functional object that works like my Pizza Oven, so you'll need the recipes from that post or the new recipes. Found in kitchen small appliances.

DOWNLOAD HERE

[itwoodbeprefect]

today i tried to put a frozen pizza in the oven. it took me twenty minutes because i got waylaid by the box, which had instructions on it in eight different languages, in combination with my brain, which goes ooooooooooh at this under the right wrong circumstances. all of the "preparation" headers were in all caps (TILBEREDNING, PRÉPARATION, BEREIDINGSWIJZE) except the german one (Zubereitung), presumably because they wanted to prove they were correctly capitalizing their nouns? it's adorable. also: none of these eight languages is english, but the box does have phrases like "no flavor enhancers" and "stone baked" on it in english only, which says something, even if it's something every non-english speaker is already intimately aware of. my german is theoretically near native which makes it very goofy that i would absolutely not have known that the germans say "nativ" instead of some variety of "virgin" when describing olive oil. should we take this as a sign that not only does german olive oil not fuck (same as all the other olive oils), but the germans don't even consider they might want to? or does this mean german olive oil is unusually sexually experienced? as so often, the belgians win another "who has their flag printed on this product the most" competition. no one else in this part of the world can keep up with their french-dutch chaos swag, and they didn't even bother putting the belgian flag with the german and austrian ones in this case. as a contrast to the germans: the first two words of the spanish description of what's in this box are "pizza horneada", so, you know. the spanish aceite de oliva may be virgen extra, but the pizza is horny! my sincerest apologies to any spanish speakers. i know that's not what it means, you deserve better. (what happens if you put german olive oil in spanish pizza? do we even dare contemplate the outcomes?) anyway. karma acts swiftly, because do you want to guess what happened to me after all this? after studying this box in absolutely unprecedented detail? yeah. i had to fish it out of the trash to check what temperature to set my oven to.

[amygdalae]

our gluttonous dog managed to steal and eat HALF of a pizza off the counter. i told her she was a bad girl and her response was to drop to the ground and writhe piteously. THIEF. at least she showed remorse

[mattplatonic]

Mosaic can shapeshift too!

[sexhaver]

shitty lifehack: sometimes gritting your teeth and grabbing the hot thing out of the toaster oven with your bare hands just long enough to gingerly get it onto your plate is faster and easier than getting the tongs

[tilbageidanmark]

A long pizza

[pizzacastella]

drummer porter with a loose tank top on, had his hair in a pony tail but he's been playing for a while and has been headbanging a lot so it loosened and it's just a sexy mess

[solarmorrigan]

It's cute how the makers of frozen pizza think I would ever cook something directly on the oven rack

[unexpectedbrickattack]

get normaled, idiot

[jacky93sims]

Pizza Oven Functional for The Sims 2

I made another Pizza Cooker like my old one, but I modified the pizza meshes and replaced them with my new "more realistic pizza" (not all the recipes are showing in the image up here). Oven is from LordCrumps, low poly. New Pizza Recipes have the same guid of the old ones so you have to choose (you can't use both). Found in Small Kitchen Appliances in Buy Mode. Remember that this is an object for households not community lots or business purpose (I don't even have that expansion pack).

DOWNLOAD HERE

[cpahlow]

Had to share this @WeHeartIt

[x-heesy]

ɪⁿ ᴘⁱᶻᶻᵃ ʷᵉ ᵗʳᵘˢᵗ 😂

A brave Icelandic man makes pizza using cooling volcano lava as an oven. 🍕 🇮🇸

Don't Worry Be Happy by Bobby McFerrin 🎧🫶🏽