#shes stolen an entire corned beef. and also a full pound of bacon. and an entire uncut pizza that was like fresh out the oven
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amygdalae · 6 months ago
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our gluttonous dog managed to steal and eat HALF of a pizza off the counter. i told her she was a bad girl and her response was to drop to the ground and writhe piteously. THIEF. at least she showed remorse
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