#pitsa

[oh-yes-i-did-not]

Kuka muute muistaa pitsakartellia ja että Oulussa sai joskus pitsan hintaan 3,90€?

(tai pahimmissa paikoissa 2.90€)

[maisseli]

Miks jos syö kuumia kiinteitä ruokia tai kovia ruokia niiku näkkäriä nii yläetuhampaiden takana olevaan ikeneen sattuu pari seuraavaa päivää? Käykö tätä muillekki vai onko mun ikenissä jotain vikaa????

[etruski]

Isver see uus kaubamaja toidumaailm on nii boujee

[blueytot]

PITSA!! NAMMY NAMMY!!!

[nioshisan]

19/01/2024 Hei! Tänään on perjantai (muistutan). Haluaisin kertoa päivästäni. Minä kävin kauppassa äitini kanssa, sitten minä harjoitelin korean kielin (1t25m). Mä opiskelin ensimm��isenä osa oppikirja (mitä?) Sitten me söimme pitsa, maukas! Ja myös söin jäätelö, minun lempimaku on suklainen, entä sinä? Illalla pelasin Sims 4, se oli hauska, mutta minä värkäilin kauan mod (?mods, mitä se on suomeksi?). Joo, nyt haluaisin piirtää vähän. Näin tästä animen kuva pinterestesta usein ja haluaaan katsoa! sen nimi on: Yamada-kun to Lv999 no Koi wo Suru Hyvää viikonloppuna! Korjaus: 1. P: pitsaa, jäätelöä 2. Sims neljää (puhekielessä) 3. Modi, sisältölaajennus, luomus, muokkausskripti 4. Lempimaku on suklainen -> Lempimakuni on suklaa 5. Entä sinä? -> Entä sinun?

[renanjamin]

pitsa

[kattiperkele]

Juustoiset synttärikemut part 2.

Salosen juustopehmosämpylät

Pehmeitä, outoja palleroita päällä. En nyt tiiä siitä juustonmausta.

Tykkään pehmoisesta leivästä. Jatkoon.

Friggsin juustomaissikakut

Maistuu juustonaksuilta. Juustonaksut on nam. Kakkuset on nam margariinin kanssa.

Dr. Oetker neljän juuston pitsa

Pitsa ja juusto. Valmistusohjeet on kivan selkeät. Ohut pohja, rapeat reunat ja herkullisen juustoinen.

[hoodiewearer09]

his name is todd and he really likes turnips for some reason

his favourite colour is lavender and he dyes his hair pastel green to stand out

he loves his job

he listens to "we like pitsa" 24/7

[la-principessa-nuova]

Daily reminder that language is descriptive, not prescriptive. The goal of language is to convey information effectively, not to get an A+ on a grammar assignment.

Some of the rules they teach in school actually teach you to write/speak worse anyway.

So forget the rules and say what you wanna say how you wanna say it. if i wanna not capitalize sentence Or rAndoMLy tHrOw theM iN then who cares as long as it can be understood by others?

And if you feel bad about not knowing the right homophone to use in a situation, like they’re/their/there or your/you’re or here/hear or whatever, let me assure you that even though they were drilled into me enough as a kid that I 100% confidently know the difference and will spot an error of it’s versus its from a mile away while reading, I often read back my posts and find horrendous mistakes of this type. Nobody is perfect about it, so don’t feel bad about yourself if you’re not.

Language is meant to evolve over time, and spelling follows whatever people use. So if you want to say “Last nite I et an intire pitsa” then go ahead and do it. Be authentically you and let the language do its job and follow us.

Keep in mind that these elites who made these rules up also just added a bunch of random stuff to make them sound smarter (and they were often wrong about it), giving us the silent b in debt and doubt, the silent s in aisle, isle, and island, etc. They literally added unnecessary letters just to prove how smart they were for knowing the Latin words that those words came from, but then they were wrong, so instead they just immortalized how full of themselves they were.

They also gave us “rules” like never ending a sentence in a preposition (e.g. they say “What are you talking about?” should be “About what are you talking?”), or never splitting an infinitive (e.g. they say “She had to slowly press the button” should be “She had to press the button slowly”). Neither of those are true. You can do whatever you want to make it sound good or for whatever reason.

So in short:

Say and write whatever you want and spell it however you want

If someone doesn’t understand what you mean, clarify

If you don’t understand someone, ask for clarification

If you do understand someone, no need to correct them, because they are correct, unless it’s being published somewhere with a style guide that they are not following

[2ndbaroness]

nó offenz, drága baronessz, de kegyedhez még egy harmadgenerációs intergalaktikus hadúr-bonviván is csak éppenhogy megfelelne

Ezt most az mc isti miatt írtad? Mert akkor én kérek elnézést, de mérhetetlenül fölbasz, ami elém kerül belőle. (Ellenben a humort értékelem, nem ismerek benne pc-t, és ez a játék számomra egy görbe tükör, amin fél napig röhögök, aztán kuka.)

Valamint öreg vagyok már bohócnak (aka tudom, hogy mi nem kell). De ha kell, akkor az hogy bonviván vagy melós, mindegy. Mondjuk nem zavarna, ha nem a vonatok wc-jében járná be valaki a világot 40 éves létére, miközben a tiktokon koldult pénzből él. Elnézést, ha elvárom, hogy legyen melója egy férfinak és pl fizessen a vonatjegyért. Én ilyen régimódi pitsa vagyok 🤷🏼‍♀️

[cb-writes-stuff]

I am a pizza (for the vandeth thing ill send a normal one as well i just have to go with one of the random sentences I first learned in french)

Ereas bitsa mo-lilis.

Nerd stuff!

Vandeth doesn't have a word for "pizza", since it's too foreign. It's literally the Italian word for pie. Anyway, because of that it was transliterated.

Now, Vandeth actually doesn't have /p/ in its consonant inventory. Just /b/. So rather than being "pitsa", it's "bitsa".

Also, another thing to note is that the vowels are always pronounced the same. So:

/a/ = "ah", as in "bra" (open front unrounded vowel)

/e/ = "eh", as in "bed" (open-mid front unrounded vowel)

/i/ = "ee", as in "seed" (close front unrounded vowel)

/o/ = "o" as in "sow" but without the W sound on the end (mid back rounded vowel)

/u/ = "oo" as in "boo" (technically more nuanced; closed back compressed vowel)

So yeah.

Also, Vandeth doesn't have articles. So "I am a pizza" and "I am the pizza" would be the same sentence.

[wizard-from-spaces-observatory]

There is pitsa on your doorstep.

Pitsa????

Pitsa!!!!!!!!!

[beardisable]

Tänkjuu @anamericaninestonia inspiratsiooni eest oma toidukuritegusid laiema maailmaga jagada <3

[tylermannart]

Snake Pits

A commission for Jakoto of his character Ja-vok coiled up by the Adult Section Naga, and smooshed into his armpits. Sounds like he's in for a good evening!

[endorphinized]

makari na min m exoun faei tin pitsa spiti