#pine 🍍

[rca-ryzies-ralley]

❔Decipher❔

[allwaswell16]

A fic rec of One Direction fics in which one or both of the main characters meeting the family plays an important role in the fic as requested in this ask. If you enjoy the fics, please leave kudos and comments for the writers! You can find my other fic recs here. Happy reading!

- Louis/Harry -

🍍 Darling, so it goes by @disgruntledkittenface

(E, 195k, Grace Kelly au) Harry Styles is a world-famous actor at the height of his career but a personal low point when he meets His Serene Highness Prince Louis of Monaco by chance. He doesn’t think they’ll ever see each other again, but after striking up a correspondence, it turns out they have more in common than he thought. 

🍍 Like a Bullet in the Dark by @vurdoc

(E, 99k, Will and Kate au) Prince Harold Edward Styles Lancaster is second in line to the throne of Great Britain. He is also your average Uni student- or he tries to be, anyway.

🍍 Let Our Hearts Collide by @crinkle-eyed-boo

(M, 76k, While You Were Sleeping au) When Harry, a lonely transit worker, saves the life of the handsome commuter he's been secretly pining for, an innocent mistake results in Liam Payne's family believing that Harry is engaged to their son. In the Paynes, Harry finds the big family he's always longed for...and a love he never saw coming.

🍍 Them Butterflies by momentofclarity / @gaycousinlarry

(E, 68k, falling in love) This is the extraordinarily ordinary AU where Harry falls in love for the first time and Louis learns how to fall in love all over again.

🍍 Brasswood Boys by Tomlinsontoes / @pianolouis

(M, 59k, royal) the one where Harry doesn't realize his boyfriend is a prince until he takes a "royal soulmate" quiz online and has to decide if he wants to pack up his life and try to fit in with royals.

🍍 take my hand (my whole life too) by beckywritesthings / @beckydoesthings

(E, 43k, royal) a Crazy Rich Asians AU with a royal twist where Harry is a prince, Louis is most definitely not, and there’s a royal wedding to attend.

🍍 The Happiest Season by @sadaveniren

(E, 37k, movie au) “You’re going to spend Christmas - and your birthday - with his homophobic WASP parents? That’s gonna be hell.”

🍍 If I Stay by Rearviewdreamer / @all-these-larrythings

(M, 37k, A Walk in the Clouds au) Harry and Louis agree to a temporary arrangement that Harry can't seem to walk away from no matter how many times he tries.

🍍 I Keep Looking For Magic by @lululawrence

(NR, 36k, Christmas) Harry cannot go home alone when he had promised to bring a significant other again. This leaves him with little choice but to find someone to pretend they are his fiance.

🍍 Find You Home by @kingsofeverything

(E, 35k, fake relationship) When Louis lies to his family and says he’ll bring his new boyfriend home for Christmas, his best friend and roommate Harry agrees to play the part. It’s that, or be left alone over the holidays.

🍍 I Just Want You to Stay by @sadaveniren

(E, 34k, omegaverse) Louis and Harry have been roommates for four years, comfortable in their routine and their relationship. But all of that is about to change.

🍍 From the Start by @allwaswell16

(E, 32k, fake relationship) Louis has no idea that one act of kindness will cause his life to spiral out of control. But that's what happens when his new friend fake proposes to him and a video of it goes viral.

🍍 my kingdom for a kiss (tonight you're on my mind) by @leighbot

(E, 30k, royal) the one where Zayn and Louis make a friendly wager and it goes too far, Harry's a baker with a heart of gold and really great hair, Liam is an overworked PA who just wants to enjoy his holiday and Niall is completely at ease, as always. An accidentally married AU mixed with a splash of modern royalty.

🍍 Turn and face the strange by orphan_account

(E, 26k, royal) the one where Harry is going to be King, Louis can't handle it like he thinks, Zayn is finally happy, Liam's a massive geek and Niall's marrying a princess.

🍍 What Side Of Love Are You On? by @fallinglikethis

(T, 25k, movie au) Ever since Harry finally made the decision to come out to his mother as bisexual, she’s been foisting women on him left and right, determined it’s just a phase. But when she puts out a personal ad to find the perfect partner for her son, things really get complicated. 

🍍 bring out feelings in me i never show by orphan_account

(M, 24k, fake relationship) Louis accidentally hires a felon to be his fake boyfriend for Thanksgiving. Or, the fake boyfriends au no one asked for

- Rare Pairs -

🍍 It's simple and it goes like this by yourlionheartx / @djtommotomlinson

(G, 3k, Zayn/Liam) Liam and Zayn have been fake dating for almost a year to get their parents off their backs. Liam’s a closeted lesbian and Zayn’s a trans woman who is also not out to her parents. It seems like the perfect plan to give them both some peace, until feelings get involved.

🍍 Fine Line by LadyAJ_13 / @ladyaj-13

(G, 1k, Louis/Nick Grimshaw) Telling his family was always going to be a big deal, but doing it alone was a sacrifice he could make. He never thought they’d fall about laughing.

[pineappleparfaitie]

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Yeah ive decided maybe it would be best i left this community, a friend and a mutual leaving recently made me just grow disdain for the everything happening. This community was something so special and dear to me it was my comfort and yet bad actors have ruined it.

To the people who spread false allegations ,continued the mistake of tagging drama in sfw vore tags, encouraging harrasers , people who made stuff about drama and not about this community- you ruined this.

I will still believe being eatel alive is a NONSEXUAL trope and vore itself can be a kink and i will not see anything wrong with either.

But.

I do not feel safe in this community it feels like im walking on eggshells and every day someone leaves and im in a community with people i dont feel safe being around.I dont feel safe and i honestly wanted to quit the blog anyway upon turning 18. Maybe ill come back at a later date,but in all honesty it doesnt seem likely.

I want to thank the community for giving me so many wonderful memories and so mamy mutuals ive met have been nothing but kind.

I wont delete the blog ill leave it for archival purposes.

Ill check dms tho if you want my non vore acc but ill only give it to mutuals. With that being said.

Take care everyone .

Love ya

-Pine🍍

Small updato: i may return on the anniversary of this blog or January as its when my exams for first term are over.

[stanford-cipher]

Fuck it, Stanley Pines incorrect quotes.

Psych edition🍍

Honorary mention: "Breaking and entering is only breaking and entering if you break something. Entering is just entering." I didn't like the structuring of the original quote.

[track-maniac]

I love analysing English by comparing it to my own language because you can learn a lot about both languages this way. Every difference tells a story. But as a Frenchman nothing makes me quite as angry as "pineapple" being 🍍. Like ok if you don't want to call potatoes earthapples that's fine but if you're going to use the word pineapple anyway then use it for the thing that comes from pine trees ffs

[hudgenssource]

caliwater: The moment you’ve all been pine-ing for is here! our newest flavor, my favorite, Pineapple is here! 🍍🌵💦 tap to shop! Xoxo, V 💕 #caliwater#pineapple#hydration

[baileypie-writes]

~Ranking All Yellow Cures in Pretty Cure~

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Disclaimer: These are all my opinions! If you don’t agree with them, that’s fine! Just don’t attack me or anything.

‼️Warning: Spoilers for Futari wa Precure Max Heart, Heartcatch Precure and Doki Doki Precure‼️

(I’m pretty upset that there’s no yellow text color)

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~🍯13 - Cure Honey🍯~

(Happiness Charge Precure)

Booooooring.

Cure Honey is one of the most boring cures to ever exist. Her only personality trait is food. All she ever talks about is wanting to eat rice. She even sings about it for her attack too, and it’s just so dumb.

That’s all I have to say about her. Boring.

~👑12 - Shiny Luminous~

(Futari wa Precure Max Heart)

Boring part 2.

She really has no personality, and her design is ugly. She’s only there for the plot. I was never a fan of her. The only thing putting her above Cure Honey is that her attacks are cool enough.

~🍍11 - Cure Pine🍍~

(Fresh Precure)

Boring part 3.

She’s shy, likes animals, and is Christian. That’s pretty much it.

But honestly, she’s not too boring. She adds something to the story. She’s just not as interesting as the others, and her attacks are cool.

~⛸️10 - Cure Etoile⛸️~

(Hugtto Precure)

I didn’t connect with any of the Hugtto characters at all.

I’m not a Cure Etoile fan. I don’t like her personally, and I don’t like her design. Like, why is she a flight attendant, and not a figure skater?

That’s all I have to say about her. I just don’t like her.

~🎶9 - Cure Muse🎶~

(Suite Precure)

Honestly, I don’t think she’s as bad as people claim. Sure she’s rude, but at least she has a reason. And she’s not too rude for me. After joining the team, she gets better.

I really like her design too. She’s really cute!

~♣️8 - Cure Rosetta♣️~

(Doki Doki Precure)

She’s cool! I love how her richness comes in handy, and how she’s not afraid to use it.

Her whole backstory with her being afraid of her strength was really interesting, and I enjoyed her journey to becoming a Pretty Cure.

I like her design too. Her hair is so cute!

~🟡7 - Cure Papaya🟡~

(Tropical Rouge Precure)

I like Cure Papaya’s design a lot! I’ve heard quite a bit of hate for it, and I don’t understand it. She’s so cute!

She’s lacking a bit in the personality department though. But I think she’s really funny sometimes!

~🍮6 - Cure Custard🍮~

(KiraKira Precure A La Mode)

Her little backstory spoke to me on a personal level. She talks to much about her interests, and weirds everyone out. She’s so me fr.

I think her knowledge for sweets is really cool. She taught me a lot of things!

I’m not the biggest fan of her design though. I just don’t like that shade of yellow paired with brown.

~⭐️5 - Cure Twinkle⭐️~

(Go! Princess Precure)

She serves.

Her confidence is amazing. And her attitude is perfection.

Her design isn’t for me, but I think it suits her very well. That’s all I gotta say!

~⚡️4 - Cure Peace⚡️~

(Smile Precure)

She was my favorite growing up(back when I watched Glitter Force… *sigh*). She’s super cute! And she’s an artist! I tend to like the artist characters a lot.

Her design is adorable too. I love her hair, and the little *pop* it does when she transforms. And the fact that she can control lighting is super cool!

~🌻3 - Cure Sunshine🌻~

(Heartcatch Precure)

I loved her backstory. Her feeling the need to be masculine, and her longing for cute things made me feel so sad for her. I was so happy when the other girls helped her explore more of her femininity. Did anyone else notice that her hair was longer in the last episode? I loved that detail!

She has a super cool design as well! And her relationship with Potpourri is really cute!

~🍋2 - Cure Lemonade🍋~

(Yes! Precure 5)

Cure Lemonade was the first cure I considered my favorite, and she remained my favorite for a long time.

I loved her personality and vibe. Her whole actress/idol thing was entertaining to watch as well.

But her design is probably what I love best about her. Her hair is just awesome. I love the way it swirls into place in her transformation!

~✨1 - Cure Sparkle✨~

(Healin’ Good Precure)

One of my favorite cures ever!

I love her design. It’s so unique! The poofy underskirt is probably my favorite part!

I see myself in her as well. She gets caught up in the moment, and gets too excited. And she feels like she’s unintentionally dragging her friends into things they don’t want. Seeing things I don’t like about myself in characters pretty much makes me like them instantly.

That’s all! Let me know what you think of my ranking, and how you would rank them yourself!

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~~baileypie-writes

[strawberryxfieldz]

i have a couple of scenarios for a Spongebob x reader that you may like!! ofc I don't expect you to write all of them! just choose one if you want to, I'm only writing them here so I don't forget!!! 🫧🌊🧽🍔🍍

Spongebob x sea monster reader //like the big scary ones in the first movie!

Spongebob x human reader who loves sea life and fights against sea pollution and is an aquatic veterinarian //I like to think that Spongebob looks up to them as if they were the superheroes he's so obsessed with. It would be a little tricky to write considering Spongebob would be 10cm tall compared to reader, but maybe it could work if y/n is wrote like some sort of divine entity. Imagine Spongebob pretending to be hurt just so yn can hold him. Double points if the reader doesn't even know Spongebob loves them. Also, yk the whole theory of bikini bottom being radioactive and stuff? Well maybe that's the reason yn is so interested in it, and also probably the reason the fishes can talk

Spongebob x doodlebob //I DON'T EVEN SHIP THIS AND IK IT'S NOT A X READER BUT UHH HEAR ME OUTTTT like imagine Spongebob feeling bad about what happened with doodlebob and secretly freeing him uh..

Spongebob x pirate ghost reader //just like the flying Dutchman, yn has their own pirate ship. Or if you want do a normal ghost

Spongebob x human reader who was found lost at sea and rescued by barnacleboy and the other guy idk his name :/ and now can breathe underwater //isn't there a barbie movie with the same plot? I don't remember

Doodlebob x artist reader //ik it's not Spongebob. But please hear me out. there isn't any doodle bob fanfic in the entire world wide web, I checked. please.. *starts coughing and bends over in a fetal position on the ground* please...your my only hope........save me......

hope you like these! let me know what you think!!

ANON I’m going to need you to reveal yourself right now because your MINDDD 🧠🧠🧠 OH MY GOD YOU’RE SO BIG BRAINED!!!!

I’m not sure how many of these I’ll write (I definitely want to write some!) so I’ll go through my thoughts on each one in case I don’t get around to em!

Sea Monster Reader: BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL CHEF��S KISS 💋 the way I actually thought of this before while watching the first movie is crazyyy 😭 I’ll probably write this!

Aquatic Vet Reader: GAH I LOVE THIS!!! pining SpongeBob is sooo good hehe! ur right about the human aspect being difficult though… hm I’ll have to think about that. also I love the radioactive theory, that would be cool!

SpongeBob x DoodleBob: I have actually thought about this before bc I love this ship 😭 I have an idea brewing for them so I’ll definitely write that!

Pirate Ghost Reader: I LOVE THIS IDEA mostly bc I love pirates hehe… maybe the reader could even be on the Dutchman’s crew??? the 2025 movie will also heavily feature the Dutchman so that may offer more inspiration! but it’s so far away 😭

Human Reader: MERMAID MAN????? justice for Mermaid Man bro 😔 /j I like this idea too bc it could offer theorizing on MM&BB’s lore bc I always think how interesting it is they just live in Bikini Bottom as humans… how, why?

DoodleBob x Reader: I’ve honestly never considered DoodleBob x Reader but you’re so right anon this is an injustice I must remedy, I will do my best! 🫡

ok that’s all of them! I’ll probably write the DoodleBob stuff I mentioned and a couple of the Reader scenarios you gave! thank you for the ideas! 😊

[citrus-kiddo]

If you receive this, you make somebody happy! Go on anon and send this to ten of your followers who make you happy or somebody you think needs cheering up. If you get one back, even better!

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I cant be anon but ye:D

HIIIII PINE TYSM!! :D

[anopendoor]

~ Update ~ [Live post] ~ Chapter 25

you, me, and (the kid)

rated e | 135k words

🍓 unexpected pregnancy

🍉 Omegaverse

🍏 romantic dramedy

🍍 lots of pining

🍒 slow burn 

Rey is terrified of being alone, but after her relationship implodes, she thinks she's destined for it. Until her life turns upside down when a certain Alpha enters the picture...

Hello coparenthood!

Chapter 1 🍓 Chapter 2 🍍 Chapter 3 🍑 Chapter 4 🍌 Chapter 5 🍏 Chapter 6 🍉 Chapter 7 🫐 Chapter 8 🍊 Chapter 9 🍐 Chapter 10 🍇 Chapter 11 🥥 Chapter 12 🍒 Chapter 13 🍋 Chapter 14 🍈 Chapter 15 🍓 Chapter 16 🥭 Chapter 17 🥝 Chapter 18 🍎 Chapter 19 🍍 Chapter 20 🫐 Chapter 21 🍊 Chapter 22 🍌 Chapter 23 🍐 Chapter 24 🍓 Chapter 25

[uftopia]

how come you don’t like pineapples :(🍍

pls take pine apple 🫵🍍

the only good thing pineapples were ever used for is spunchbops house

[pluckyredhead]

🍍🍒

🍍 What kind of AUs do you like? Are there any AUs you hate or just generally have beef with?

I LOVE any kind of performer or celebrity AU. Honestly I really just want to put every character in a boy band, but I will allow them to be ballet dancers or something if I can't make "boy band" work. See also: Boy Wonder, the massive sprawling DC art school AU I can't figure out how to write, the AU that lives inside my head where the JLI make a Golden Age movie musical...

Other than that, for me it's less about a certain type of AU for me, and more about finding a way to preserve key backstory moments or character dynamics in a new setting. I'm not interested in a JayRoy AU where Jason didn't die or at least have a deeply traumatic near death experience, for example, or where Roy doesn't have a long history of close friendship with Dick. The challenge is preserving those key elements (which are going to be different for everyone) in a new setting while not just...reiterating canon except everyone's riding a dragon or whatever.

I'd say I don't particularly care for coffee shop AUs, but it's more that I don't particularly care for stories with zero conflict, and coffee shop AUs often fall into that category. I don't want an AU that sands all the edges off the characters and their relationships, but I don't want a non-AU story that does that, either.

🍒 What’s your favorite character dynamic to write? (Can be romantic or platonic, specific or general!)

Well, obviously I'm weak for mutually pining codependent best friends (see: everything I've ever written). Grumpy reluctant father figure and spunky kid. Affectionate dog and the awkward, aloof cat who doesn't know what to do with said affection. "I guess we sort of qualify as family but we don't really know what that means or how to navigate it." And of course, this iconic post.

[autisticfoxgirl333]

It is the Pretty Cure of Faith Cure Pine against the self-proclaimed Irken Invader Zim! 🍍🪳

[hergrandplan]

Hi Nina! 🍍 and 🍓 if you haven’t been asked already

Hi Kate!

🍍 What kind of AUs do you like? Are there any AUs you hate or just generally have beef with?

Already answered here but another AU that I love and eat up every time is best friends who realize there's more between them. Great set-up for pining and oblivious losers (affectionate)

🍓 What’s a fic you’ve written you feel is underrated?

Also already answered BUT as I was answering that the first time I realized I do in fact have something on ao3 that I feel is underrated but I'd seen your ask come in already so I thought I'd save it for this one.

But one fic that I genuinely feel is underrated is What we are, it matters, a one-shot set somewhere in season 1 (after the football field scene but before everything goes to shit), in which Simon starts worrying about what they are. Are they boyfriends? They've surely been hanging out a lot and kissing, but maybe this is Wille just having his own boarding school adventure?

I had so much fun writing that little thing, and I do kinda love it because it has that deeper layer of Simon worrying that this is, in fact, not real, but it's also sweet and fluffy and very much still the beginning of the relationship, where they're happy and giddy and nothing bad has happened yet!

maybe it flopped bc it was on Tumblr first, but idk, I do still love it and feel it's a bit underappreciated

fruity fic writer asks <3

[hudgenssource]

caliwater: The moment you’ve all been pine-ing for is here! our newest flavor, my favorite, Pineapple is here! 🍍🌵💦 tap to shop! Xoxo, V 💕

[baileypie-writes]

Good. Then, how about Fresh Precure girls with friend Reader, who's, basically, this world's version of Arsene Lupin III? I know that you're used to write about it, so that's won't be a problem for you. And yes, Reader is teen.

A/N ~ Sure! I made it so the Reader has a secret identity(who’s obviously the thief), and the girls don’t know at first. Sort of like Yuni from Star Twinkle Precure. Hope you enjoy!

~The Fresh Pretty Cure with a Friend Who’s Like Lupin III~

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Fandom: Fresh Precure!

Fanfic Type: Headcanons

Reader: Gender neutral, similar to Lupin III

Relationship: Platonic

Characters Included: Love Momozono/Cure Peach, Miki Aono/Cure Berry, Inori Yamabuki/Cure Pine, Setsuna Higashi/Cure Passion

Genre: ???

Word Count: 868

Warnings: Guilt(Inori), lying to/keeping things from the police

~Masterlist~

~Fresh Precure! Masterlist~

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~Love Momozono/Cure Peach~

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~ Love adores your humor and charm! She thinks you’re just so cool! She’d like to learn a thing or two from you. Due to your attitude, you’re very popular in school. So she’s honored to be your friend.

~ Once she finds out you’re a thief, she’s obviously shocked. But she simply tries to get you to turn to the good side. But of course, you don’t comply. But nonetheless, you’re still her friend!

~ She doesn’t report you to the police. She just can’t bring herself to do so. I mean, you’re her friend. But still, she isn’t a fan of your “job”. She just cares about you too much to sell you out.

~ Love gets pretty annoyed whenever you steal her stuff. Especially since you’re so sneaky! And she knows she’s most likely never getting it back, even if she asks nicely. But at least you never steal anything more than pencils and food.

~ Whenever she hears about you on TV, she tenses up, and tries to change the channel. She’s really bad at acting normal about it, especially when there are others around. She always tries to change the subject when others bring you up, since she’s so scared of spilling the beans.

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~Miki Aono/Cure Berry~

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~ You and Miki have the same charm, so you were always bound to get along. You’re both popular with other students, and get love letters constantly. Before you, she never had anyone to relate to about those things. So she’s happy to be friends with you.

~ When she saw the thief on TV, she immediately knew it was you. It was hard not to. You had the same attitude, and the same cheeky smile. But even though she knew, she didn’t tell you until you told her.

~ While she doesn’t enjoy your “hobby”, she still remains friends with you. She treats you normally as well. Sometimes, she forgets that you’re a world famous thief.

~ When Miki sees you hiding from the police, she tells them where you are, knowing it’ll make you mad. She loves messing with you like this. It’s sort of payback for stealing her stuff.

~ Speaking on which, she really tries her best to hide her stuff from you. But of course, you always find it. At first, she just found it annoying. But that was until you stole some of her expensive jewelry. That made her really pissed. After that, she threatened to turn you in to the police if you did it again. And it seemed to work, because you not only never stole anything from her again, but she later found her jewelry back in its place.

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~Inori Yamabuki/Cure Pine~

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~ Being pretty much your opposite, Inori sometimes has trouble keeping up with you. She’s so shy and soft spoken, and you’re so social and loud. But nonetheless, she enjoys being your friend.

~ When she figures out you’re a thief, she feels so conflicted. The Christian in her wants to do the right thing, and tell the police. But the friend in her wants to keep quiet. Due to her shyness, she ends up keeping quiet.

~ She can’t quite see you the same afterwards. But still, she cares for you. She finds herself forgetting about you being a thief at times, until being reminded.

~ Inori can’t help but feel a pit of guilt and shame in her stomach every time you’re talked about by the police, the news or anything of the sort. She knows she could be helping, but she cares too much about you.

~ Every time you “borrow” something from her, she tries scolding you. But she always falls victim to your charm; leaving you with a “Just don’t do it again”. But of course you will. And she knows it.

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~Setsuna Higashi/Cure Passion~

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~ Setsuna enjoys your company a lot. She likes your charm and humor, and views you as one of the coolest people she knows. In fact, she sort of wishes to be a bit more like you.

~ When finding out you’re a world famous thief, she can’t help but be impressed. She knows she shouldn’t, but it takes a lot of courage and skill to do what you do. So it’s safe to say that she views you as even cooler after that.

~ She used to be on the bad side herself. But she was much badder, actually trying to harm the world. So she doesn’t think that your actions are nearly as bad. Besides, you take from the rich, not the poor. And in some instances, you end up saving the world in some way. So she often thinks to herself: “How bad can (name) really be?”

~ In the very back of her mind, there’s a wish that Setsuna has. And it’s to one day accompany you on one of your little “adventures”. She obviously doesn’t want to steal, but the action sounds fun to her. Though, she’d never admit that to you or anyone.

~ She can’t help but smirk a bit when you’re featured in the news. It’s funny to her how you’re known pretty much all over the world, but in town, no one knows you’re a thief. She nearly chuckles every time the police walk right past you while in search of you. But she vowed long ago not to reveal your identity, so that’s what she’s gonna do.

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~~baileypie-writes