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[rca-ryzies-ralley]

❔Decipher❔

[allwaswell16]

A fic rec of One Direction fics in which one or both of the main characters meeting the family plays an important role in the fic as requested in this ask. If you enjoy the fics, please leave kudos and comments for the writers! You can find my other fic recs here. Happy reading!

- Louis/Harry -

🍍 Darling, so it goes by @disgruntledkittenface

(E, 195k, Grace Kelly au) Harry Styles is a world-famous actor at the height of his career but a personal low point when he meets His Serene Highness Prince Louis of Monaco by chance. He doesn’t think they’ll ever see each other again, but after striking up a correspondence, it turns out they have more in common than he thought. 

🍍 Like a Bullet in the Dark by @vurdoc

(E, 99k, Will and Kate au) Prince Harold Edward Styles Lancaster is second in line to the throne of Great Britain. He is also your average Uni student- or he tries to be, anyway.

🍍 Let Our Hearts Collide by @crinkle-eyed-boo

(M, 76k, While You Were Sleeping au) When Harry, a lonely transit worker, saves the life of the handsome commuter he's been secretly pining for, an innocent mistake results in Liam Payne's family believing that Harry is engaged to their son. In the Paynes, Harry finds the big family he's always longed for...and a love he never saw coming.

🍍 Them Butterflies by momentofclarity / @gaycousinlarry

(E, 68k, falling in love) This is the extraordinarily ordinary AU where Harry falls in love for the first time and Louis learns how to fall in love all over again.

🍍 Brasswood Boys by Tomlinsontoes / @pianolouis

(M, 59k, royal) the one where Harry doesn't realize his boyfriend is a prince until he takes a "royal soulmate" quiz online and has to decide if he wants to pack up his life and try to fit in with royals.

🍍 take my hand (my whole life too) by beckywritesthings / @beckydoesthings

(E, 43k, royal) a Crazy Rich Asians AU with a royal twist where Harry is a prince, Louis is most definitely not, and there’s a royal wedding to attend.

🍍 The Happiest Season by @sadaveniren

(E, 37k, movie au) “You’re going to spend Christmas - and your birthday - with his homophobic WASP parents? That’s gonna be hell.”

🍍 If I Stay by Rearviewdreamer / @all-these-larrythings

(M, 37k, A Walk in the Clouds au) Harry and Louis agree to a temporary arrangement that Harry can't seem to walk away from no matter how many times he tries.

🍍 I Keep Looking For Magic by @lululawrence

(NR, 36k, Christmas) Harry cannot go home alone when he had promised to bring a significant other again. This leaves him with little choice but to find someone to pretend they are his fiance.

🍍 Find You Home by @kingsofeverything

(E, 35k, fake relationship) When Louis lies to his family and says he’ll bring his new boyfriend home for Christmas, his best friend and roommate Harry agrees to play the part. It’s that, or be left alone over the holidays.

🍍 I Just Want You to Stay by @sadaveniren

(E, 34k, omegaverse) Louis and Harry have been roommates for four years, comfortable in their routine and their relationship. But all of that is about to change.

🍍 From the Start by @allwaswell16

(E, 32k, fake relationship) Louis has no idea that one act of kindness will cause his life to spiral out of control. But that's what happens when his new friend fake proposes to him and a video of it goes viral.

🍍 my kingdom for a kiss (tonight you're on my mind) by @leighbot

(E, 30k, royal) the one where Zayn and Louis make a friendly wager and it goes too far, Harry's a baker with a heart of gold and really great hair, Liam is an overworked PA who just wants to enjoy his holiday and Niall is completely at ease, as always. An accidentally married AU mixed with a splash of modern royalty.

🍍 Turn and face the strange by orphan_account

(E, 26k, royal) the one where Harry is going to be King, Louis can't handle it like he thinks, Zayn is finally happy, Liam's a massive geek and Niall's marrying a princess.

🍍 What Side Of Love Are You On? by @fallinglikethis

(T, 25k, movie au) Ever since Harry finally made the decision to come out to his mother as bisexual, she’s been foisting women on him left and right, determined it’s just a phase. But when she puts out a personal ad to find the perfect partner for her son, things really get complicated. 

🍍 bring out feelings in me i never show by orphan_account

(M, 24k, fake relationship) Louis accidentally hires a felon to be his fake boyfriend for Thanksgiving. Or, the fake boyfriends au no one asked for

- Rare Pairs -

🍍 It's simple and it goes like this by yourlionheartx / @djtommotomlinson

(G, 3k, Zayn/Liam) Liam and Zayn have been fake dating for almost a year to get their parents off their backs. Liam’s a closeted lesbian and Zayn’s a trans woman who is also not out to her parents. It seems like the perfect plan to give them both some peace, until feelings get involved.

🍍 Fine Line by LadyAJ_13 / @ladyaj-13

(G, 1k, Louis/Nick Grimshaw) Telling his family was always going to be a big deal, but doing it alone was a sacrifice he could make. He never thought they’d fall about laughing.

[stanford-cipher]

Fuck it, Stanley Pines incorrect quotes.

Psych edition🍍

Honorary mention: "Breaking and entering is only breaking and entering if you break something. Entering is just entering." I didn't like the structuring of the original quote.

[track-maniac]

I love analysing English by comparing it to my own language because you can learn a lot about both languages this way. Every difference tells a story. But as a Frenchman nothing makes me quite as angry as "pineapple" being 🍍. Like ok if you don't want to call potatoes earthapples that's fine but if you're going to use the word pineapple anyway then use it for the thing that comes from pine trees ffs

[hudgenssource]

caliwater: The moment you’ve all been pine-ing for is here! our newest flavor, my favorite, Pineapple is here! 🍍🌵💦 tap to shop! Xoxo, V 💕 #caliwater#pineapple#hydration

[strawberryxfieldz]

i have a couple of scenarios for a Spongebob x reader that you may like!! ofc I don't expect you to write all of them! just choose one if you want to, I'm only writing them here so I don't forget!!! 🫧🌊🧽🍔🍍

Spongebob x sea monster reader //like the big scary ones in the first movie!

Spongebob x human reader who loves sea life and fights against sea pollution and is an aquatic veterinarian //I like to think that Spongebob looks up to them as if they were the superheroes he's so obsessed with. It would be a little tricky to write considering Spongebob would be 10cm tall compared to reader, but maybe it could work if y/n is wrote like some sort of divine entity. Imagine Spongebob pretending to be hurt just so yn can hold him. Double points if the reader doesn't even know Spongebob loves them. Also, yk the whole theory of bikini bottom being radioactive and stuff? Well maybe that's the reason yn is so interested in it, and also probably the reason the fishes can talk

Spongebob x doodlebob //I DON'T EVEN SHIP THIS AND IK IT'S NOT A X READER BUT UHH HEAR ME OUTTTT like imagine Spongebob feeling bad about what happened with doodlebob and secretly freeing him uh..

Spongebob x pirate ghost reader //just like the flying Dutchman, yn has their own pirate ship. Or if you want do a normal ghost

Spongebob x human reader who was found lost at sea and rescued by barnacleboy and the other guy idk his name :/ and now can breathe underwater //isn't there a barbie movie with the same plot? I don't remember

Doodlebob x artist reader //ik it's not Spongebob. But please hear me out. there isn't any doodle bob fanfic in the entire world wide web, I checked. please.. *starts coughing and bends over in a fetal position on the ground* please...your my only hope........save me......

hope you like these! let me know what you think!!

ANON I’m going to need you to reveal yourself right now because your MINDDD 🧠🧠🧠 OH MY GOD YOU’RE SO BIG BRAINED!!!!

I’m not sure how many of these I’ll write (I definitely want to write some!) so I’ll go through my thoughts on each one in case I don’t get around to em!

Sea Monster Reader: BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL CHEF’S KISS 💋 the way I actually thought of this before while watching the first movie is crazyyy 😭 I’ll probably write this!

Aquatic Vet Reader: GAH I LOVE THIS!!! pining SpongeBob is sooo good hehe! ur right about the human aspect being difficult though… hm I’ll have to think about that. also I love the radioactive theory, that would be cool!

SpongeBob x DoodleBob: I have actually thought about this before bc I love this ship 😭 I have an idea brewing for them so I’ll definitely write that!

Pirate Ghost Reader: I LOVE THIS IDEA mostly bc I love pirates hehe… maybe the reader could even be on the Dutchman’s crew??? the 2025 movie will also heavily feature the Dutchman so that may offer more inspiration! but it’s so far away 😭

Human Reader: MERMAID MAN????? justice for Mermaid Man bro 😔 /j I like this idea too bc it could offer theorizing on MM&BB’s lore bc I always think how interesting it is they just live in Bikini Bottom as humans… how, why?

DoodleBob x Reader: I’ve honestly never considered DoodleBob x Reader but you’re so right anon this is an injustice I must remedy, I will do my best! 🫡

ok that’s all of them! I’ll probably write the DoodleBob stuff I mentioned and a couple of the Reader scenarios you gave! thank you for the ideas! 😊

[baileypie-writes]

Good. Then, how about Fresh Precure girls with friend Reader, who's, basically, this world's version of Arsene Lupin III? I know that you're used to write about it, so that's won't be a problem for you. And yes, Reader is teen.

A/N ~ Sure! I made it so the Reader has a secret identity(who’s obviously the thief), and the girls don’t know at first. Sort of like Yuni from Star Twinkle Precure. Hope you enjoy!

~The Fresh Pretty Cure with a Friend Who’s Like Lupin III~

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Fandom: Fresh Pretty Cure!

Fanfic Type: Headcanons

Reader: Gender neutral, similar to Lupin III

Relationship: Platonic

Characters Included: Love Momozono/Cure Peach, Miki Aono/Cure Berry, Inori Yamabuki/Cure Pine, Setsuna Higashi/Cure Passion

Genre: ???

Word Count: 868

Warnings: Guilt(Inori), lying to/keeping things from the police

~Masterlist~

~Fresh Pretty Cure! Masterlist~

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~Love Momozono/Cure Peach~

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~ Love adores your humor and charm! She thinks you’re just so cool! She’d like to learn a thing or two from you. Due to your attitude, you’re very popular in school. So she’s honored to be your friend.

~ Once she finds out you’re a thief, she’s obviously shocked. But she simply tries to get you to turn to the good side. But of course, you don’t comply. But nonetheless, you’re still her friend!

~ She doesn’t report you to the police. She just can’t bring herself to do so. I mean, you’re her friend. But still, she isn’t a fan of your “job”. She just cares about you too much to sell you out.

~ Love gets pretty annoyed whenever you steal her stuff. Especially since you’re so sneaky! And she knows she’s most likely never getting it back, even if she asks nicely. But at least you never steal anything more than pencils and food.

~ Whenever she hears about you on TV, she tenses up, and tries to change the channel. She’s really bad at acting normal about it, especially when there are others around. She always tries to change the subject when others bring you up, since she’s so scared of spilling the beans.

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~Miki Aono/Cure Berry~

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~ You and Miki have the same charm, so you were always bound to get along. You’re both popular with other students, and get love letters constantly. Before you, she never had anyone to relate to about those things. So she’s happy to be friends with you.

~ When she saw the thief on TV, she immediately knew it was you. It was hard not to. You had the same attitude, and the same cheeky smile. But even though she knew, she didn’t tell you until you told her.

~ While she doesn’t enjoy your “hobby”, she still remains friends with you. She treats you normally as well. Sometimes, she forgets that you’re a world famous thief.

~ When Miki sees you hiding from the police, she tells them where you are, knowing it’ll make you mad. She loves messing with you like this. It’s sort of payback for stealing her stuff.

~ Speaking on which, she really tries her best to hide her stuff from you. But of course, you always find it. At first, she just found it annoying. But that was until you stole some of her expensive jewelry. That made her really pissed. After that, she threatened to turn you in to the police if you did it again. And it seemed to work, because you not only never stole anything from her again, but she later found her jewelry back in its place.

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~Inori Yamabuki/Cure Pine~

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~ Being pretty much your opposite, Inori sometimes has trouble keeping up with you. She’s so shy and soft spoken, and you’re so social and loud. But nonetheless, she enjoys being your friend.

~ When she figures out you’re a thief, she feels so conflicted. The Christian in her wants to do the right thing, and tell the police. But the friend in her wants to keep quiet. Due to her shyness, she ends up keeping quiet.

~ She can’t quite see you the same afterwards. But still, she cares for you. She finds herself forgetting about you being a thief at times, until being reminded.

~ Inori can’t help but feel a pit of guilt and shame in her stomach every time you’re talked about by the police, the news or anything of the sort. She knows she could be helping, but she cares too much about you.

~ Every time you “borrow” something from her, she tries scolding you. But she always falls victim to your charm; leaving you with a “Just don’t do it again”. But of course you will. And she knows it.

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~Setsuna Higashi/Cure Passion~

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~ Setsuna enjoys your company a lot. She likes your charm and humor, and views you as one of the coolest people she knows. In fact, she sort of wishes to be a bit more like you.

~ When finding out you’re a world famous thief, she can’t help but be impressed. She knows she shouldn’t, but it takes a lot of courage and skill to do what you do. So it’s safe to say that she views you as even cooler after that.

~ She used to be on the bad side herself. But she was much badder, actually trying to harm the world. So she doesn’t think that your actions are nearly as bad. Besides, you take from the rich, not the poor. And in some instances, you end up saving the world in some way. So she often thinks to herself: “How bad can (name) really be?”

~ In the very back of her mind, there’s a wish that Setsuna has. And it’s to one day accompany you on one of your little “adventures”. She obviously doesn’t want to steal, but the action sounds fun to her. Though, she’d never admit that to you or anyone.

~ She can’t help but smirk a bit when you’re featured in the news. It’s funny to her how you’re known pretty much all over the world, but in town, no one knows you’re a thief. She nearly chuckles every time the police walk right past you while in search of you. But she vowed long ago not to reveal your identity, so that’s what she’s gonna do.

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~~baileypie-writes

[uftopia]

how come you don’t like pineapples :(🍍

pls take pine apple 🫵🍍

the only good thing pineapples were ever used for is spunchbops house

[pluckyredhead]

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🍍 What kind of AUs do you like? Are there any AUs you hate or just generally have beef with?

I LOVE any kind of performer or celebrity AU. Honestly I really just want to put every character in a boy band, but I will allow them to be ballet dancers or something if I can't make "boy band" work. See also: Boy Wonder, the massive sprawling DC art school AU I can't figure out how to write, the AU that lives inside my head where the JLI make a Golden Age movie musical...

Other than that, for me it's less about a certain type of AU for me, and more about finding a way to preserve key backstory moments or character dynamics in a new setting. I'm not interested in a JayRoy AU where Jason didn't die or at least have a deeply traumatic near death experience, for example, or where Roy doesn't have a long history of close friendship with Dick. The challenge is preserving those key elements (which are going to be different for everyone) in a new setting while not just...reiterating canon except everyone's riding a dragon or whatever.

I'd say I don't particularly care for coffee shop AUs, but it's more that I don't particularly care for stories with zero conflict, and coffee shop AUs often fall into that category. I don't want an AU that sands all the edges off the characters and their relationships, but I don't want a non-AU story that does that, either.

🍒 What’s your favorite character dynamic to write? (Can be romantic or platonic, specific or general!)

Well, obviously I'm weak for mutually pining codependent best friends (see: everything I've ever written). Grumpy reluctant father figure and spunky kid. Affectionate dog and the awkward, aloof cat who doesn't know what to do with said affection. "I guess we sort of qualify as family but we don't really know what that means or how to navigate it." And of course, this iconic post.

[autisticfoxgirl333]

It is the Pretty Cure of Faith Cure Pine against the self-proclaimed Irken Invader Zim! 🍍🪳

[hergrandplan]

Hi Nina! 🍍 and 🍓 if you haven’t been asked already

Hi Kate!

🍍 What kind of AUs do you like? Are there any AUs you hate or just generally have beef with?

Already answered here but another AU that I love and eat up every time is best friends who realize there's more between them. Great set-up for pining and oblivious losers (affectionate)

🍓 What’s a fic you’ve written you feel is underrated?

Also already answered BUT as I was answering that the first time I realized I do in fact have something on ao3 that I feel is underrated but I'd seen your ask come in already so I thought I'd save it for this one.

But one fic that I genuinely feel is underrated is What we are, it matters, a one-shot set somewhere in season 1 (after the football field scene but before everything goes to shit), in which Simon starts worrying about what they are. Are they boyfriends? They've surely been hanging out a lot and kissing, but maybe this is Wille just having his own boarding school adventure?

I had so much fun writing that little thing, and I do kinda love it because it has that deeper layer of Simon worrying that this is, in fact, not real, but it's also sweet and fluffy and very much still the beginning of the relationship, where they're happy and giddy and nothing bad has happened yet!

maybe it flopped bc it was on Tumblr first, but idk, I do still love it and feel it's a bit underappreciated

fruity fic writer asks <3

[gulliblelemon]

Hi kate! i have no idea which of these you answered already but: 🥝 🫐 and 🍍?

Hi Nina!

🥝What’s your favorite trope/AO3 tag to write?

I actually don’t think I use this tag very much (maybe I should rectify that), but ‘Falling In Love’. Maybe ‘Mutual Pining’ too? Perhaps I should make a graph of the tags I’ve used… but I think I tag fairly chaotically so maybe not 😅

🫐What’s your favorite underrated thing in your fandom? (A ship that only you seem to write for, a character there’s almost no fics about, a trope that criminally hasn’t been written yet, etc.) 

I don’t think I have an answer for this! I am lucky in that I’m mainly interested in the main ship so that’s what most of the fandom stuff is about. I will always bang on about wanting there to be more dancing fics (and then not write one myself 🙃), although there are a few REALLY good ones already. 

🍍What kind of AUs do you like? Are there any AUs you hate or just generally have beef with? 

ALL OF THEM!! AUs are my favourite. I don’t think there’s any that I hate. There’s plenty that I’d never write, but I think ‘hate’ is probably not the right word. I like writing all sorts of AUs. Non-royal ones, royal but different first meeting, different settings, aged up… I’ve barely written anything that entirely canon compliant. Okay I lied, I went and counted. I’ve written 12 canon compliant things (most short-ish one-shots). But still… the majority are AUs of some sort.

Thanks for the ask!

[divinemissem13]

Doing the fruit asksss. 🍍🍌🥝

Thanks for asking buddy!

🍍 What kind of AUs do you like? Are there any AUs you hate or just generally have beef with?

I really like AUs that come from a character making one different choice that sets the whole series on an alternate trajectory. Not a trope exactly, but I like it 🤷🏼‍♀️

I also like a nice University AU

🍌 In your opinion, what’s the funniest joke/reference/pun you’ve made in a fic?

I love writing DadJoke!Pike, even though I haven’t done it much.

I’m also particularly proud of an anglerfish reference I made in Weathering the Storm which is a reference to a very niche joke from a discord server I’m in 😂

🥝 What’s your favorite trope/AO3 tag to write?

According to my stats, it is “Established Relationship” by a mile, followed by a tie between “fluff” and “angst” 🤷🏼‍♀️

If I were just guessing though, I would have said “mutual pining” or “not so unrequited love”

[hudgenssource]

caliwater: The moment you’ve all been pine-ing for is here! our newest flavor, my favorite, Pineapple is here! 🍍🌵💦 tap to shop! Xoxo, V 💕

[metalbvcky]

Answer the questions and tag five fanfiction authors you know!

tagged by @sarahowritesostucky, thank you lovely!! 💖💖 no pressure tagging: @late-to-the-party-81 @sparkagrace @bittersweet-in-boston @otpcutie @apple-writes

🍓 How did you get into writing fanfiction?

I feel like that's asking "how did you join Tumblr" it just happened 😂

🍇How many fandoms have you written in?

One, technically, which is nothing compared to others but I enjoy exploring my ideas with the MCU and its characters. I'm not sure I'd get the same feeling with other fandoms, like say, supernatural.

🍈How many years have you been writing fanfiction?

It'll be four this summer. Again, not long, but considering I denied myself as being a writer for several years? That's progress and growth.

🍎Do you read or write more fanfiction?

It depends on the muse and all sorts of other things. Sometimes I'm punching out oneshot after oneshot, while other times I'll be focused on a longfic and will read in between and stuff. Like currently!

🍌What is one way you've improved as a writer?

Writing more. Reading more. Writing more again. But also letting go of sticking to a strict outline. I'm a planster. I'll plan the major things, but everything else is made up as I go.

🍑Do you have any bad habits as a writer?

I'll often start or continue writing a scene and will find myself stuck, thinking it's the end of the world, and then realize my whole issue is a few lines above what I'm trying to make work. Happens so often you'd like I would be used to it by now.

🍍 What's the weirdest topic you researched for a writing project?

I don't know about weird, but I've been doing a ton of medical research for my future doctor/patient AU. I've searched around for all sorts of things lol even for a sentence that I'll likely not end up using.

🍉What's your favourite type of comment to receive on your work?

Keyboard smashes. Long detailed comments about the plot/relationship/pining/etc. Comments that mention a tiny detail I included, those are the best when people notice them. But also, any comment.

🍐What's the most fringe trope/topic you write about?

Crack fics? I don't think I write a lot of outlandish stuff, at least I wouldn't consider them to be 😂

🥭What is the hardest type of story for you to write?

Uhhh... *stares blankly at my open doc* Ones with big plot. I love it, it makes the story even more fun to write, but MAN plot can be tricky. Catch me saying "Did everyone see that? Because I will not be doing it again" like Captain Jack Sparrow when I finish a longfic, and then immediately start planning another one to write.

🍏What is the easiest type?

Short oneshots with hardly any plot. Which isn't often because almost everything I write ends up being longer than I anticipated.

🍑Where do you do your writing? What platform? When?

Docs. I used to use Smartedit Writer and organize by chapters, but ehhhh I just throw ideas onto a separate doc and go from there. Why plan extensively when my characters will do a 180 on me all the time? And almost always at night, sometimes during the day when time/the muse allows me.

🍋What is something you've been too nervous/intimidated to write, but would love to write one day?

I was just thinking about this recently. I have never written a post TWS recovery fic. It's on my 'to write' bucket list, so I hope to tackle a lengthy canon fic one of these days. I love reading canon fics where they're on missions and the plot is centered around HYDRA or some other big bad, I feel like those are trickier to write than AUs. But everyone has their strengths and weaknesses, and I know coming up with detailed worlds/world building isn't a walk in the park for some.

🍇 what made you choose your username?

I didn't know what to name my Marvel sideblog when I was making it so... I just decided Bucky + metal arm + aw crap that name is taken = Metalbvcky 🤣

[ryegarden]

i feel like this is the perfect opportunity to share my random knowledge: pineapple edition… pineapples are called pineapples because way back when, “apple” was just another word for “fruit”. all fruits were apples and THAT ONE shares some visual characteristics with pine (trees, needles, cones, etc.)

xoxo peace and love and pineapples/ananas/(my fave) piñas

god I love etymology. that's such a beautiful fact thank you 🍍🍏 I have a new course on the fruit name discussion we should go back to calling bananas "appel of paradis". Make it all apples again.