#pinched a nerve so bad i fainted

[leona-florianova]

Any of you ever pinch a nerve in your neck so bad you literally have to pull yourself up by your own hair?

[ovaryacted]

me and a friend were talking about Leon during classes today and I couldn’t get dad bod Leon out of my mind😪 I need it bad

I just imagined him coming home tired after a long day of work and needing and relief and just letting reader suck him off or bending us in half, being all soft and warm and I had to stop thinking about it because I was getting distracted😭

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MDNI/18+. NSFW. | Vendetta! Dad Bod! Leon x fem! reader CW: blowjobs, fingering | WC: 1.1k

I've been meaning to answer this message for a while but haven't had the energy to properly decipher my thoughts. But yeah ram anon, listen I've been in a serious dad bod Leon phase which is all @larvamars fault with their recent drawings. I have moments where I'm at work and my brain just goes "mmm, Vendetta! Dad Bod! Leon" and I lose focus so I get it. It's just something comforting about him having a stomach and thickness that you can grab on to. I need it bad.

Stepping through the front door, the agent walked over the threshold of the entryway and closed the door behind him. Lowering the zipper of his leather jacket, he tossed it over the back of the couch and trudged towards it, plopping himself down with a heavy grunt. Leon placed his head against the edge of the couch and inhaled before exhaling out of his mouth, fingers pinching at the bridge of his nose as his eyes fluttered closed.

Today was a pain in the ass, the cycle of continuous bio-weapon debriefs and missions gave him a run for his money and an unwanted migraine. All he had been thinking about was coming home and cuddling with you, rotting away in bed together until the next morning. He missed you, he always did, and lately, you have been the only source of release from his pent-up stress.

"Leon? Is that you?" He heard your voice filter through his thoughts, lifting his head slightly from where he rested to skim your silhouette.

"Yeah baby, it's me. Come here," opening his arms out for you, you didn't need to be told twice to move, gravitating towards him and situating yourself over his denim-clad lap.

"Rough day?" You asked him, thick arms wrapping around your waist to bring you closer to his warm chest. He breathed in and breathed out, your scent filling his senses and easing his ticked nerves.

"Something like that," he groaned when you rubbed at the base of his neck, lightly massaging his nape. He gripped your thighs and caressed you, the rough material of his fingerless leather gloves contradicting his needy touch.

"I missed you today," he confessed in a tired whisper, kissing softly along the side of your neck, his affectionate side coming through.

"You did?"

"Of course I did. Needed to come home so you can take care of me." He squeezed your body a bit harder, the tension he felt building up and flowing to another region down south.

You hummed in contentment, hands running down from his neck to the softness of his chest and towards his lower stomach. He knew he didn't have the same physique from a few years ago when he was younger, the extra weight counted on with time and his figure began to expand. It initially bothered him and it took him a long while to fully look in the mirror again. But to you? It just gave you more to grab, more to hold, more to love.

"Yeah? Need me to make you feel better baby?" You leaned forward the slightest bit, giving him a sweet peck and his hips a teasing grind. The corner of his lips curved in a smile, his dimple shy of making itself known along with the growing bulge hidden underneath his jeans.

"Mhm. You're the only one that knows what I need," he gripped onto your hips, meshing his lips with your own and urging your mouth open to make room for his tongue. You could taste the faint traces of whiskey left behind from when he snuck a sip from his flask earlier, not that you minded.

He was always touch-deprived, always greedy for more but you never complained. You were more than inclined to please him the best way you knew how.

Propped on your knees in front of the couch, you bobbed your head over Leon's cock, a daily occurrence it seemed, and one of your favorite things to do. The fingers of one hand grasped at the thickness of his thighs, a soft layer of fat over the muscle he sported so frequently. The other was busy rubbing at your clit beneath your cotton shorts in tight circles, moaning with every pass of your tongue over his length.

"Feels so good sweetheart," Leon said above you, his neck strained with the way his head was thrown back, clasping your jaw to guide your movements over him.

“Open wider for me baby, want to be deep in there,” he commanded, instinctively relaxing your jaw until he hit the back of your throat with ease, gagging before repeating the act over and over again.

“Fuuuck, that’s it,” he hissed, shifting his attention downwards to watch you suck him off. 

You held his gaze then, following up his happy trail and his lower tummy, admiring the way it folded and creased from the way he slouched. You focused on the stretch marks that made a tantalizing path around his hips and his biceps, lines you wanted to trace with an imprint of kisses. Whimpering at the thought, you drooled around his length, his pelvis becoming a mess of spit from the amount that dribbled out of you. You moaned loudly when you slipped two fingers into your pussy, wishing you had something more to fill the empty ache between your legs.

Leon grinned at the sight of you craving his touch so badly, paying attention to the telltale signs of you reaching the edge with the way your hand pumped in and out of you.

“So desperate for me, poor thing hates being empty,” he patronized you, the pleasant hum you gave him sending his hips jerking into your face. It was only a matter of time before he spilled down your throat and made a mess of you—just the way you wanted.

“Don’t worry. I’ll feed ya, honey. Just a little bit more and you got me,” Leon grumbled, fucking up into your mouth with an audible plap plap plap. Your throat constricted around him, his balls hitting your chin with every thrust he gave you. Eyes rolling into the back, you focused on regulating your breathing when he slammed your head down to press your nose into his pubic hair as he came.

“Take it, fucking take it.” He practically roared from his release, pudgy stomach and dense legs flexing from your touch, your nails digging into him and leaving crescent marks. You choked as your walls clenched around your digits, in tune with his climax and your own hitting you with a dull cry.

As gently as he could, he drew you away from his softening cock, letting you catch your breath with a light cough. Your lips felt numb and your eyes were bloodshot with tears, but you’ve never been more satisfied, a dopey smile evident on your features.

“How about I return the favor now? Gotta clean up the mess my girl made.” He proposed with a smirk, affectionately wiping away the spit that stained your cheeks along with the tears that left their streaks.

This was why Leon liked coming home to you. You’ll always be there with open arms, an open mouth, and open legs.

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[blueeyedheizer]

can you do a smut with cassie & reader sexting?

cassie is tucked under the covers, the soft glow of her phone screen casting a faint light over her flushed face. she bites her lip in frustration, her heart pounding in her chest as she tries to keep her breathing steady. lexi is lying just a few feet away in her own bed, and cassie can't help but glance her way one last time, making sure she's still fast asleep before turning her attention back to the screen. her fingers fly over the keys, the soft clicking of her nails the only sound in the quiet room.

"you still up?" 💬

the small text bubble appears after a moment, indicating that you're typing. cassie feels a thrill, a mixture of excitement and nerves coursing through her.

💬 "why're you awake baby? you've got cheer practice tomorrow"

"I know but I can't sleep :(" 💬

cassie sighs softly, the tension in her chest tightening. she peeks outside the cover, her gaze briefly flicking to lexi again— and she pulls the blankets a little higher.

💬 "are you nervous?"

"no. I just can't get off :(" 💬

cassie’s heart races as she watches the screen, the seconds feeling like hours as she waits for your reply. she catches herself nibbling on her lip again, her frustration growing. She rolls onto her back, her hand delicately dragging up her body to pinch her nipple as she types another series of texts.

"can you talk me through it? i'm so fucking horny but nothing works" 💬

"can't even use my toy because lexi would hear" 💬

" need to cum so bad" 💬

"help me?" 💬

"please baby :(" 💬

your response comes quickly.

💬 "fuck cassie, you can't just say shit like that"

💬 "fuck"

💬 "okay"

💬 "god"

💬 "what are you wearing?"

cassie’s breath hitches. slowly, she settles further beneath the covers and positions the camera carefully, capturing a hint of the delicate lace and the smooth curve of her thigh before snapping the picture.

"just this ❤️" 💬

💬 "new set??"

"yeah. it came in the mail this morning ❤️ i tried it on before bed" 💬

💬 "you look so fucking hot baby, show me more"

cassie glances over at the other side of the room, the soft sound of lexi's breathing filling the space. she bites her lip, holding back a smile, and carefully slips out of bed. the floor creaks slightly under her weight and she winces, freezing in place for a moment before tiptoeing across the room.

her heart pounds in her chest as she quietly slips into the bathroom, easing the door closed behind her until it clicks softly. the bright lights overhead flicker on and she takes a deep breath, looking at her reflection in the mirror.

she adjusts the straps of her bralette before slowly pulling down the cup, tucking it beneath her breast to reveal her nipple. with a teasing smile, she presses her breasts together, then snaps another picture.

her message sits there unread for a few minutes and she starts pacing, anticipation building. she knows exactly why it’s taking you so long to respond. you’ve probably already opened the picture, admired it for a while, and then saved it into your hidden folder. the thought makes cassie grin, imagining the way you pause to take it all in, zooming in to savor every detail before tucking it away for later.

💬 "are you alone?"

"yeah, in the bathroom" 💬

💬 "good"

💬 "think you can touch yourself and be quiet for me?"

cassie's breath catches in her throat at your response, feeling herself throb. she glances around the room, eyes landing on the bathtub. without thinking twice she steps inside and settles down, the cool surface making her gasp softly. she picks up her phone, her fingers itching to continue the conversation with you.

"yeah, I'm in the bathtub now…" 💬

her free hand trails down her stomach, her skin tingling at the thought of you guiding her through every touch.

💬 "are you touching yourself?"

cassie doesn't waste a single second. her fingers slip beneath her panties and she gasps softly at the sensation, her knees parting and pressing on each side of the tub as her body responds to the touch.

"yes" 💬

"couldn't stop thinking about you. been waiting for this all day." 💬

💬 "did you wear that little skirt for me today, baby? you looked so damn good. it took everything in my power not to drop to my knees and eat you out right in the hallways"

"I wanted you to. I wanted you so bad. couldn’t stop thinking about you touching me, your tongue on my pussy, everyone watching." 💬

💬 "you’d love that, wouldn’t you? I’d have you dripping all over my tongue, fingers deep in your tight cunt, right there in front of everyone. you wouldn’t even care who sees you. am I right?"

💬 "tell me what you're doing."

"rubbing my clit" 💬

"feels so good" 💬

💬 "yeah? keep going baby, rub that pretty clit faster for me."

she does as you say, letting her fingers explore just a bit faster, teasing herself just like she knows you would. her hips shift slightly and a soft moan escapes her lips despite her best effort to stay silent.

another buzz. she looks down at the screen.

💬 "add a finger, fuck that pussy nice and slow for me"

she lets her hand glide along her slick folds, the tip of her middle finger soon teasing her entrance— slowly sliding it into her pussy. the slick sounds echo in the quiet space, her eyes fluttering shut. she adjusts the phone near her thighs and starts an audio, her soft pants just loud enough for you to hear.

"fuck, I miss your fingers baby. wish you were here...fuck—" she whispers, her hips grinding back and forth with her finger inside her, making a sticky mess over her hand.

💬 "fuck"

💬 "i miss you too, so much"

💬 "keep going baby, make a mess"

💬 "i promise i'll eat your pussy tomorrow"

💬 "meet me at our usual spot before lunch"

cassie's thumb hovers over the keyboard for a moment, but she’s too far gone to type anything coherent. she can’t help but let out a quiet whimper as her hand moves more confidently between her thighs, her fingers pressing harder against herself

she doesn't reply. she can't. instead she carefully shifts her position, trying to maintain some semblance of comfort while she adjusts her phone and opens the camera: she holds it up between her legs, giving a perfect shot of her pussy as she toys with it.

she presses the recording button, the bright light of the flash making her arousal even more evident as she smears it all around and spreads herself for you, the sight of it nearly making her moan out loud. she gently rocks her hips in back and forth against her hand, her teeth nearly drawing blood as she fights to hold back the moans that threaten to spill.

"gonna come so hard, baby... fuck. I need your tongue— need it so badly," she pants softly, hoping it's loud enough for you to hear in the recording.

cassie tries to hold the phone steady but her body is trembling, and it’s becoming harder to focus. her breaths come in soft, shallow gasps as she toys with herself, the sensation overwhelming. she wants to send another message but she can’t type anymore—her fingers are too shaky, her body too tense.

her eyes blur as she glances at the screen, barely able to focus, but she doesn’t care. all she can think about is how much she needs this, how much she needs your praise and for you to watch her come undone.

her body tenses, her toes curling as she feels the knot tighten dangerously, her eyes starting to roll back. she knows she’s about to come, every nerve ending on fire, her thighs trembling uncontrollably against the tub.

and then it hits her.

her body shudders, her back arching as she comes, the sensation overwhelming. her hand keeps moving, faster now, her slick fingers drawing out every last moment of her orgasm.

a soft whimper escapes her and she’s barely holding the phone upright, the flash still capturing the entire thing—the way her body tenses and convulses, the slick skin of her thighs and the way she struggles to stay silent.

once the high begins to fade, cassie repositions the phone, framing herself in the shot.

she glances at the camera, her eyes half-lidded with satisfaction, before slowly bringing her fingers into view, still slick from her release. she gently licks them clean, slowly, deliberately, making sure the camera captures everything—the way her lips close around them and the soft sounds of her cleaning herself off.

she stops the recoding and switches back to the messages app, her mind still foggy and her breathing uneven.

her thumb hovers over the send button, and with one last, deep breath, she presses it.

[swallowtail-lotus]

🍎Father's Love {Adam x Daughter!Reader}🍎

Repost

This Adam will forever be my favourite version.

I want a hug from him now 😭

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Watching your father's match with Zeus was nerve wracking. Your father landed the first hit on the powerful god.

"Please be okay, dad."

You mumbled, your hands shaking from the fear. One of your older brothers, Abel, noticed your shaking form and patted your head.

"Relax, sis. Dad is super strong!"

He laughed, bringing you in closer to him. He was right. Your father is strong, but a part of you was doubtful of that. You didn't know why.

"He's right! Dad will win this!"

Your other brother, Cain joined in from your left, his grin bringing slight comfort to you. Like your mother, you were more emotional.

As the match progressed, you noticed the strain in your father's eyes and panicked. Zeus was overwhelming him with the punches. Zeus found out the drawback and used it to his advantage by pulling off such a dirty trick.

"No, dad!"

You yelled out, nearly falling from the stands if it weren't for your brothers.

Adam, on the other hand, heard your shout and threw more punches at the towering god.

"Always the observant one, (Y/n).."

Adam thought, fondly smiling at the memory of you. The faint cry of a baby entered his ears.

"There's a baby crying somewhere. There's no need to cry. Don't worry. You don't have to be afraid of those bad guys. Your dad's gonna take care of..."

Adam couldn't finish his thoughts as the punch landed. Having superhuman hearing, you gasped quietly, tears coming out of your eyes.

Just as they thought Adam was done, his hand shot up to grip Zeus's head.

"I got you."

"He took his blows to grab him. Amazing, father!"

You thought, a pinch of hope building up from inside. The sounds of bows being delivered at immeasurable speeds gave you so much anxiety you felt your knees give out. One last blow towards each other ended the match here, Adam standing on his feet and Zeus crumpled to his knees. Your eyes widen from the sight, thinking it was in humanity's favour.

Looking more closely, the hope you had faded away. Everyone from humanity were cheering, but you weren't.

"Hell yeah! You kicked his ass, dad!"

Cain called out, raising his fist.

The cheering ceased once the realisation kicked in. You knew what they were thinking.

The father of humanity had died, standing on his feet and with a smile.

As Heimdall announced the winner, you fell to your knees, the tears you were trying to hold back came pouring out, staining your clothes. Your mother and brothers brought you in for a hug, their sobbing filling your ears. The moment you looked up at the sky, you could've sworn you saw your father, smiling down at you all.

"Never forget that I love you all."

"Especially you, (y/n). I can never ask for a better daughter. My love is a circle, because it never ends."

[thewritetofreespeech]

hello! could you do some scenarios for quicy boys? like jugram haschwalth, uyrru, ryuuken ishida, and bazz b with a reader with long hair? maybe finding out they have long hair because they always have it up?

You pinched the bridge of your nose as you felt the start of a class 1 headache budding behind your eyes. A symptom of being around the Bambie's for too long.

You loved all your Quincy ‘sisters’ equally. There were so few of you these days that they must be cherished and protected, even if you weren’t part of the group. But like most sisters they could get on your nerves and be almost impossible to deal with. Sometimes you needed a break.

Quickly making your way out of ear shot of the squabbling through the many secret corridors of the palace, you heave out a heavy sigh at the sound of peace & quiet and let your hair down. Relaxing for the first time in what felt like months now.

“What are you doing?”

You jump at being startled by another voice coming from another secret corridor, this part of the castle really just a maze, and feel your face heat up. “I was…just trying to be alone.”

Standing up straight and trying to right yourself in front of the Quincy Grand Master, you feel very uneasy being out of uniform like this. It was undignified, and unworthy of your station. “This portion of the castle is usually abandoned.”

“I know. That’s why I come here.” Jugram replied. Much to your surprise. “They’re quite loud aren’t they?”

“The Bambie's?”

“All of them.”

He then walked closer to you. Your breath catching in your throat as you thought he was going to scold you for being out of uniform. Instead, Jugram reached out and grabbed a lock of your hair. “I didn’t know your hair was this long.”

Your face felt incredibly hot as you looked up at him. Having to turn away from those green eyes before you faint. “I…I keep it up usually. It’s more presentable that way.”

Jugram smiled softly at you, and you thought your knees might buckle right then. “That’s what I admire about you. You always think of your actions in how they will affect the Sternritter and His Majesty.” You were surprised. You thought that Jugram never thought of you at all.

The blonde released your hair and took a step back. “Try not to wander off too far.” He then told you. “Can’t have you getting lost. Try to be back before last call.”

“I..I will!” He gave you a single nod and then went on his way. Leaving you a bit confused, as you stroked your hair.

“Oi! What the hell do you think you’re doing?!” You turn around at the loud sound of Bazz-B barking. Able to hear him more than see him with the helmet on your head. “I’m the only hot head around here! You can’t just be running off like that!”

“But isn’t that supposed to be what an infantry member does?” You tell him as you pulled off your helmet. “Go in first and clear the way so the rest of you can come in and finish them off?”

Bazz-B seemed startled for a moment, but it certainly couldn’t have been by your logic. “What’s that?” He asked, pointing at you.

“What? What’s what?”

“That!” He repeated. Just pointing with more emphasis at your head like it he made it more obvious you’d get it. “What’s going on with your head?”

“My head?” You asked. Touching it and feeling for a wound. You don’t feel any and suddenly realize he was talking about your hair. He’d never seen it down before. “I couldn’t fit my helmet on with it up the usual way, so I had to just bunch it up under there. Why? Does it look bad?” You probably had the worst helmet hair.

The senior Quincy didn’t say anything. He just turned his head away. His face as pink as his mohawk. “No! I mean…it looks fine. I just didn’t know your hair was that long. It’s…nice.”

“Do you like people with long hair Bazz-B?”

“No!” He snapped at you, but seemed to immediately want to take it back as he turned away again. “It’s whatever. Hair is dumb anyway. It just gets in the way.”

“Do you think I should cut it then? So it fits under my helmet better?”

“No!!” That was the loudest one yet, and you smirk. “I mean…do whatever you want! What do I care what your hair looks like?!”

Bazz-B literally waved you off as he marched off. Seeming done with the conversation. You don’t cut it, but any time he annoyed you from then on you would comment on Liltotto, or some other short hair cut you saw, and how cute it would look on you.

“Hmmm….I’m never going to get this….” Something about math was just beyond your grasp. Words you were fine with. Pictures, descriptions. But math? You must have missed the line when you were supposed to queue up and get that skill that day.

“Don’t be so discouraged.” Uryuu told you, trying to be encouraging. “You’re getting better.”

“You’re just saying that because we’ve been at it for over an hour.” Time did not seem to be playing a factor in your skills at all.

It was that time of year when all the students buckled down and started cramming for their university finals. This would be the test that decided their future, and they had to be perfect. Funny how you’ve faced literal monsters and nearly the end of the world, but a stupid test was what kept you up at night worrying.

“Let’s just call it quits and help me pick an easier university. Or a job in retail.” You tell him as you pull your braid bun down.

“Don’t say that! You really are getting it. You just need too…..” Uryuu’s pep talk stopped as you started to take your braid apart. “What are you doing?”

“It’s too tight. I need to give it a minute to breathe.”

“I just…I’ve never seen you like that. With your hair down before.”

You thought about it for a moment and you supposed he was right. Since it was so long, you usually kept it up & braided for ease. You never really thought about wearing it another way. “I’d wear it down, but it just seems like a hassle.”

“You should….maybe try it some time….”

You turn to look at Uryuu, who was pushing up his glasses as he continued to write notes, “do you like long hair Uryuu?” He didn’t answer you, but his face turned pink as he started at his notes. His pen pressing into the paper harder.

You might not be good at math, but you could see what this was adding up to. “Maybe I’ll leave it down more.”

Surgery had been very loud. 6 hours working on your patient, but you were confident he was going to pull through. You were dead tired. You needed a shower to get the smell of blood and disinfectant off you, followed by a very long nap.

“Good work in there.” You look up to see Ryuuken following behind you. Pulling off his mask and surgical cap.

“Thanks. You too.” You told him, pulling off your own cap. “I was worried when they put the Director in for my surgery. All that time behind the desk, I thought you’d lost your touch.” You click on the water the wash up some and, when you don’t hear anything from behind you, you look back at Ryuuken. “What? I hurt your feelings?”

“Your hair is long.”

You blink a few times at the older man, then reach up to touch your hair. It was down. Like completely down. Your hair tie must have snapped when you were taking your cap off, but you were too tired to notice. “Damnit,” you curse quietly. Now what were you going to do? “I keep it up because it’s a little hard to practice medicine with it flying around. Why? You got a problem with it?”

“No,” he told you matter-of-factly. Also making his way over to the wash sink. “Actually, it suits you.”

You were a little taken a back by his compliment. Two in the last half hour no less. As far as you knew, that was more complimenting than Director Ishida did in a year. “Well, thanks.”

“Are you on call?” He then asked. To which you sort of shrug in response.

“I guess. I can’t leave until my patient wakes up.”

“Come by my office then.” Another surprise. “I want to go over the surgery notes when you’re done.”

You weren’t sure why, but it felt like surgery notes were the last thing he wanted to go over. Maybe you were just tired. In any case: shower, nap, check on patient, go see Ryuuken. Somewhere in there you had to find a new hair tie, but that could wait til later.

[manicplank]

Got blood work for the first time and almost passed out even though I’m not scared of needles. Soooo……what’s everyone’s reaction to getting a needle?

I can deal with needles (I've had blood work a million times bc chronic illness), but IVs are where I draw the line.

Anyways,

Needle reactions

Peppino: He HATES needles. Just the sight of them makes him feel faint. When he got vaccinated as a kid, he SCREAMED and cried. As an adult, he will pass out.

Gustavo: He doesn't like needles, but he can handle them well. As long as he doesn't look, he can pretend someone is just pinching his arm.

BONUS Brick: He DESPISES needles. Gustavo took him to the vet to get his vaccinations, and well... It didn't go well. The vet's office was in shambles. Brick screamed and jumped off the walls. He had to be sedated.

Mr. Stick: He hates needles. He can't even look at them. He will wiggle and squirm when he feels it. He panics and hyperventilates. He might even vomit.

Pepperman: Needles don't bother him too much. He hardly feels them since he's so large. They're annoying as they feel like a splinter.

The Vigilante: He's unfazed by needles. He doesn't feel them. He has a great pain tolerance since cheeslimes don't have many nerves.

The Noise: He's not afraid of needles. It's a tiny poke to him. It's a bit annoying when he gets blood work since he can feel the needle under his skin. However, he thinks it's neat to see the blood come out. (You know what he does hate, though? Tazers. Electric shocks.)

Noisette: She's terrified of needles. The Noise has to come and hold her hand (which she squeezes so hard it almost breaks). She will scream and cry and try to run. Once it's done, she goes, "Oh, that wasn't so bad!" Yet she's still horrified every time.

Fake Peppino: Needles don't hurt him. They actually sort of tickle! He has an incredible pain tolerance. They're not scary. He doesn't understand why people freak out over them.

Pizzahead: He's not necessarily afraid of needles, but he HATES the way they feel. It's a dull, nagging, pinching feeling. He doesn't have many nerves, and his pain tolerance is high, but the feeling of needles drives him mad.

Pillar John: Needles don't do anything. You can try to give him a shot, but the needle will break. He's made of rock, so... Yeah. Doesn't work.

Gerome: Same as John. They don't scare him. He thinks other people being terrified of them is hilarious. They're so tiny, it can't be that bad.

[ranposbabe]

Delightful | William James Moriarty x Reader

Chapter 14

a/n: heeyyy *bites lip in despair*

“You’ve recovered ?” Moran asks, a whisky glass in his hand and his legs sprawled out on the opposite chair. “What’s it to you ?” You raise a brow, barely facing him to meet his gaze as your arms moved vigorously, desperate to sweep the seemingly none existent dirt away so you could leave as quickly as possible. He rotates his hand, his drank, which was almost completely drank, swirled in the glass. He was clearly amused at your despair. All you want is to wipe that smirk off his face so bad it pinches your skin. “My my ! What an attitude !” He places his drink down. “It seems your recent dramatic event has left you quiet.”

You wish he got the message.

Your grip on the broom is tight, so tight that you may end up with a splinter as your knuckles began to turn white. All you were doing was simply attempting to sweep the floor and yet someone just had to barge right in, he might as well of had mud under his boots.

He was acting too much.

“You call being kidnapped just a dramatic event ?” You squint in irritation. If he was so casual about this, then what exactly would be extreme to him ?

“Pick up my chores and I’ll make sure you won’t be let out.” He walks past you not without shoving the brush in your hand.

You were though ! He had no reason to parade around you like that with his drink ! His clear reason for his appearance was obviously just to taunt you as he didn’t even try to have a decent conversation with you. Not once did he ask about your well being -not that you cared- and worse he didn’t even ask you to take up his chores. He told you to.

He could go fuck himself for all you cared.

Just when you thought you were alone with yourself a voice that you agonisingly recognise spoke out from behind.

“Pardon me but could I speak with you for a moment ?”

It’s him. Unfortunately so, it’s him. You hate that no words can slip past your lips when he speaks to you. You try very hard to ignore it but Moran smirking doesn’t help. You’re quick to make a face at him to remind him thats he’s an annoying prick that’s not helping. “Okay.” You sigh, attempting to prove not only Moran but yourself wrong. You’re hesitant but quick to turn to finally face him.

William, still polite with his hands behind his back. You can only reply with a small nod and placing the brush away, abandoning the useless act.

A tall bottle of whatever-seemingly wine was placed at the edge of Williams office desk.

At only moment the bottle could tip over and smash in an instant. The feeling was mutual.

It looked quick to grab like a tease.

Perhaps it was. William had placed it there.

“You like to indulge yourself in drinking ?” He starts the conversation abruptly, you dish t speak once entirely on your way to the office.

“Who doesn’t ?” You shrug, standing still, noticing how the bottle a filled to the brim.

He sits down and raises his hand, offering the seat opposite him. That wasn’t there before when you hid under the desk ? It sounded awful now just thinking it. You decline, nerves kicking in. “So what is it ?” You ask, not realising how blunt you sounded.

“I wanted to know that you’re content, miss.”

His hands locked together, elbows rested on the desk. You noted how he had a gentle look on his face. Gentle but his eyes still had a gaze that contained knowledge like he knew something deeper. What did he know ? You’ve no idea.

“Why are you acting so formal ?” You shake your head, laughing at the ridiculousness of it all. Oh wait-weren’t these seemingly fancy rich men bred to be this way ? Well Moran definitely wasn’t.

He still remained serious though, patiently waiting for you to answer his question as if he didn’t hear your remark.

There’s a sense of welcoming in his tone and yet you can’t help but also feel an evident bit of fake along with it. You look over, he’s still remains well composed with a faint polite smile on his face despite the awkwardness due to the silence between you both.

“You, a young attractive seemingly without a spouse appear-

He stops himself when your face shows confusion, not wanting to offend you. Not one bit. “Unless I’m mistaken ?” He’s polite as usual but you notice the slight raise in his brows and you wonder what does his face look like when he’s not all mister kind. Does his unreal eyes change when he’s mad ? Does his brows soften when he’s sad ? Does he pout ? Has he ever pouted ? What does he look like when he-

“Huh ?” You spoke, mouth opened like a fish out of water. He offers a soft small smile on amusement. “Can I ask you something stupid ?” You change the topic not so swiftly. You’re willing to sacrifice a couple of brain cells to save you from this awkward never ending discussion. “There is no childish question.” He states, he sits still in his chair, still confident yet eyeing you somewhat cautiously as you move towards his side as if in secret. “I found a note.” You pull from the banding of your skirt. No pockets, what a joy.

“I don’t understand it and I thought maybe you’d understand it ?” You hand him the note which he carefully takes, you become fidget with your hands as your left empty handed, taking in the slight silence as William opens the folded piece of paper.

“I thought maybe if there was someone I could ask about it would be you ?”

He stares upon the writing, taking it in.

He is the lord of crime is all laid out on the paper. It was then at that exact moment you think you know what Williams face looks like for even a split second when he’s conflicted.

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Temporary Escape - Part 4

A/N: I've added the previous parts to my fanfic links here. As always, this was written far too long ago - Mox is Dean for that reason. Blah blah blah.

To say I am nervous about posting this, is an understatement. I have written some crazy shit in the past but nothing quite compares to this and is one of the reasons I've sat on this for far too long.

I would really appreciate some love to ease my nerves on this - thank you in advance!

This entire part is a flashback - I've only put the first part in italics for reasons that will become clear...

This entire flashback is 10k words so I've split in two - look out for the next part soon...

So... let's find out what happened shall we?

Warning: Smut. To use the old-school term, this is stuffed with so many lemons, you could make a million gallons of lemonade

Rating: MA

Seth Rollins/OC/Roman Reigns/Dean Ambrose (Jon Moxley)

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Fingers lightly dance over my hips as Seth kisses me, his mouth firm, wanting. I breathe into him, my body fluid as I lean into him. His hand slides up the back of my neck, into my hair, twisting big handfuls into his grasp as he holds me close. And yet I can still feel a hand on each hip. Then Seth’s other hand cups my face and I realise with a jolt that there’s another, someone behind me, someone else’s breath on my neck.

The hands on my hips squeeze gently as lips caress my shoulder. Seth is pulling away from my mouth, trailing hot, feverish kisses down my throat and I’m able to look behind me. Roman stares back at me, his tongue darting out to lick his lips before he kisses me. I groan into his mouth, responding not only to his kiss but Seth’s fingers tugging down the cups of my bra, his tongue flicking across one nipple before he takes it fully into his mouth. My brain is on the verge of shutting down already, when I feel another tongue, another mouth on my other breast. I break away from Roman’s mouth to see Dean slipping a hand around my back to unclasp my bra and drag the straps down my arms before he chucks the garment over his shoulder.

Seth sinks lower, his mouth on my stomach, his fingers on my panties and I can feel my knees starting to buckle. Roman’s mouth is hot on my neck and jawline, my hair wrapped roughly around his fist and out of his way. Dean’s tongue is sinful, his big hands cupping my breasts, making me hiss with firm, yet teasing pinches to my already sensitive nipples. My body arches as Seth…

I feel the bed beneath me, the warmth of the sheets, the softness of the pillow, a faint glow beyond my closed eyes and a dull murmur that brings me out of my slumber.

“Hey,” I hear Seth whisper, his hand ghosting over my back. “You okay?”

“Huh?” My voice is thick with sleep, my eyes squinting at the glare of the TV.

“You were mumbling in your sleep.”

“I was?” I roll over to find him and smile, my eyes closing as he pulls me close.

“Yeah,” he breathes across my cheek. “Bad dream?”

I shake my head, but don’t say anything because I’m not sure what to say. I can barely compute it, the details are hazy but the more conscious I become the more aware I am that my skin feels hot as if those three pairs of hands are still caressing me.

Seth’s finger slips under my chin, tilting my head back so I look up at him. “Tell me.”

I mean, do you tell your sort-of-casual-fuck-slash-kinda-boyfriend about sex dreams that involve other people? Especially when those other people are specifically his friends and co-workers?

“Tell me,” he repeats, his arms settling around me, his beard fuzzy against my forehead. 

“You were there,” I start and I look up in time to see the cockiness spread across the lit side of his face; the rest cast in shadow and unreadable. “Fine, it was a sex dream.”

“Uh-huh…” he grins. “You’re almost as vocal in your dreams as you are in real life.”

I feel my cheeks redden and for a moment wonder if he can see, before I realise that perhaps certain names slipped out during my state of unconsciousness.

“So,” he continues. “What were we doing?”

I chew my lip. “We…”

“Because if you tell me, I’ll give you the real life play-by-play.”

I snort and before I can connect my brain with my mouth: “I’d think twice about that.”

“Why?”

I kick myself. “We… We weren’t alone.”

“I see.”

“Just a dream, Seth.”

“Sure.” He pauses. “But a dream you were enjoying?”

“I guess.”

“Who was there?” He doesn’t sound jealous, he doesn’t, as far as I can tell, even look jealous. It seems to be genuine curiosity.

“You really want to know?” I give him a quizzical look.

“Sure.” His face stays soft and relaxed.

I chew my lip and when I speak my voice is low, barely a whisper. “Roman… and Dean.”

He’s silent and I watch him blink, his bottom lip disappearing for a second as he chews it thoughtfully. “Huh.”

“See, told you to think twice about it.” I force a chuckle as I look down, unable to meet his gaze.  “Anyway, just a stupid dream.”

“How was it?”

“What do you mean?”

“Was it good?”

“We don’t have to talk about this.”

“I want to.”

“Why? It was a dream. Nothing more.”

“What if it was more?”

I look back up at him sharply. “What?”

“I made you a deal. You tell me your dream and I give you the play-by-play in real-life.”

“Seth, c’mon. Like you’d ever agree to that.” He has to be kidding. Right?

“I would. I am.”

I roll my eyes. “No, you wouldn’t and you’re not. Like how would that even work?”

“I think it’s pretty straightforward.”

“Sure. You go wake the guys, tell them that we’re going to have a foursome and then it just happens.”

“Why not?”

I blink. “Because it sounds fucking insane Seth.”

“Trust me, it isn’t in the slightest.”

“What do you mean by that?”

“You’ll see.” He kisses me on the forehead before he pulls the covers back and starts to rise.

“Where are you going?”

“To get them.”

“Seth!”

He kneels on the edge of the bed, bending down to me, his hand cupping my cheek, fingers lacing through my hair. “Trust me. Go freshen up. I’ll be back.”

I grip his wrist, keeping him to me for a minute. “Seth, stop messing with me.”

“No messing. I’m serious.”

“I don’t understand.”

He kisses me and it’s soft, tender. “I’m telling you that if you want this, it’s on offer.”

“I…”

“Take as long as you need,” he breathes against my mouth as he pulls back again. “We’ll be waiting.”

I watch as he moves to the door and it shuts behind him. I’m frozen in the bed, but only momentarily, as I try to compute the conversation that has just occurred. And then I’m moving, scrambling to push the sheets back and launching myself towards the bathroom where I close the door and stare at my reflection in the mirror.

I’m telling you that if you want this, it’s on offer.

One casual, half-formed sex dream and suddenly sex with three men at once is a possibility. Beyond how incredibly fucked up this is becoming in the early hours of a Saturday morning, I’m not even sure of the logistics of a foursome. Opening the bathroom door, I spy my phone and grab it quickly before retreating to lean against the vanity and open up Google. I pause, unsure what to write. The results will be porn or urban dictionary entries written by sixteen-year-olds - hardly a reflection of the potential reality of what may be about to unfold.

And then I stop - how is this even happening in the first place? I half-wonder if this is a dream within a dream, that I’ll wake from this to discover I’m back in bed and Seth is asleep next to me and no one is even remotely suggesting that a dream should be acted upon with almost immediate effect.

I can’t even put my finger on what even caused the dream. But as I close my eyes, I can see fragments of the brief encounter stood between three men and my stomach flips. Of course I can see the attraction of Roman and Dean - they’re tall, handsome men, with muscles, charm and wit. But they’re also Seth’s friends and co-workers. And surely to them, I’m his… Well, whatever I am.

And maybe this is why Seth is up for this, I think, my heart sinking slightly. I am just a casual fuck. Sharing me with his friends wouldn’t be a big deal because I’m not his girlfriend or anything quite as serious. I’m just the girl he sees when he’s local or when he invites me out to keep him company on the road. So what would it matter if I slept with his friends in some off-the-chain sexual exploration?

I chew my lip, picking up my phone again, idly scrolling to take my mind off this sudden realisation of why Seth wasn’t even bothered by my dream in the first place. There’s a handful of messages and I scroll through them, one of them an unknown number. I frown as I open it and read the message in full:

Hey Maddy, Seth sent me your number. I was backstage the other night when you were with the guys and thought you might like this.

There’s a blurred picture and as it starts to download, I suddenly remember. They’d been wearing the skull masks, the same that Seth and I had messed around with a few weeks back and had been posing for backstage snippets presumably with the same photographer who was messaging me. Seth had pulled me into one of the shots and with a chill down my spine I remember how close all three had felt as they surrounded me to make sure they were all in shot.

The photo comes into focus and I swallow hard. I’m the only one staring at the lens, my grin bashful. All three of them are looking elsewhere. All three of them, I realise, are looking at me. To the left is Dean, his head cocked to one side as he stares down at me, his chest almost up against my shoulder. Behind me is Roman, his head looming above mine, his eyes boring into me, his shoulders and arms flexed. And to the right is Seth, his eyes the only ones I can truly read and I know what happened later that night to back that look up - the combination of the mask, that he’d hit that roll over the barricade during their entrance and just him being him had resulted in one hell of an impromptu after-party between the sheets. Or rather against the wall, on the floor, against the chest of drawers, in the shower, against the bathroom vanity and then finally on the bed where the mood slowed and he’d fucked me painfully slowly, teasing me, until I was shaking uncontrollably.

I blink, distracted at the memory and stare again at the photo as if I’d imagined what I had previously seen. But no, all three are still staring at me and my dream suddenly seems to come into sharp focus as well. I obviously hadn’t realised at the time what was happening around me but clearly somewhere in my sub-conscious that feeling of them all so close had remained and my brain had started to connect the dots.

And the conversation with Seth is starting to make more sense too. He knew. He knew about this photo, knew what Roman and Dean were thinking and my dream was just confirmation that in some way we were all on the same page. My heart starts to pound and my hands are trembling as I put the phone down and start to consider what to do next.

My train of thought is interrupted by movement behind the door and I freeze, my ears straining to hear…

“Are we all sure about this?” I can hear Roman saying. “Including Maddy?”

“I told her that if she was up for it, so were we,” Seth replies.

“I mean it’s pretty fucked up.” Dean, which surprises me. “How are you okay with this?” My thoughts exactly.

There’s a pause. “If this is what she wants, then I’ll give her that. The fact it’s you two, you both admitted you’d have hit on her given the opportunity and rightly or wrongly I trust that you’re not going to do anything to hurt her, well that’s a bonus.”

“So let me get this straight,” Dean again. “You’re willing to give her whatever she wants, I get that. But usually acts like that are usually giving a chick commitment or a fucking handbag or some shit like that. Not a gang-bang.”

“Are you down for it or not?”

“I’m not sure I’m the one you should be asking that question to. I’d start with asking Maddy and perhaps even yourself.”

“But if she is. And I am?”

Another pause. “Sure.”

“Roman?”

There’s a grunt of agreement.

“Okay, so the deal is that no-one ever mentions what happens outside of these four walls. Not even to each other. And this is on her terms, her lead. No-one does anything to fuck with that, got it?”

“Christ, this is fucked up.”

Couldn’t say it better myself, I think as I close my eyes. Dean’s hands on my breasts, Roman’s mouth on mine, Seth’s tongue on my stomach. I bite my lip, feeling my skin flush. My terms. Never mentioned again. He trusts them. I trust them.

I ruffle my hair, tug at my shirt, reach for my toothbrush and a minute later I reach for the door handle. Taking a deep breath, I slowly pull open the door, my heart in my mouth as I feel three pairs of eyes on me. I’m not sure where to look and the first person my gaze connects with is Roman. He’s shirtless, his hair tied back as it usually is, but not as neat as if it was done in a hurry, the edges frizzy and loose around his face. My breath catches in my throat as I look away but at the same time catch a glimpse of the sweatpants slung low on his waist. Too low for there to be anything underneath them.

My eyes sweep to find Seth and instead meet Dean who at first glance seems to be fully clothed but then I notice the hoodie is only half-zipped and I can see his chest. I find myself blushing despite having seen both him and Roman in various states of undress over the past two years - sharing hotel rooms will do that as will a backstage pass that gets you into locker-rooms to sneak a kiss or more with your…

Finally, Seth comes into focus. He smiles, stepping away from the other two towards me. He’s still in the same state of undress; the tight boxers that leave absolutely nothing to the imagination. His arms slide around me, his hands in the small of my back as he pulls me against him.

“Hey,” he breathes against my cheek before he gives me a soft kiss. “You okay?”

“I guess.”

“Maddy,” he says, his mouth next to my ear, his voice low. “If you want this, they’re on board. I told them-”

“I know. I heard you.” I cup his face with one hand. “I still don’t get why you’re on board though?”

For the first time, I see his cheeks flush slightly. “You once said that you wanted to feel everything at the same time.”

“I’m pretty sure I was kidding, Seth.”

“Your choice. The three of us will give you that. If you want it.”

“I saw the photo.”

“And?” Seth’s fingers are trailing up and down my back and all I can think about is how much I suddenly want, need, the other two to do the same.

“My terms?”

He nods and I look up to see the other two nod in agreement.

Seth slips a hand around my neck, up into my hairline as he kisses me. I audibly groan into his mouth, clamouring for more as he pulls back. “So tell us?”

“Tell you what?”

“About your dream.”

I close my eyes for a second, steadying my breath. When I open them, Dean and Roman are closing in, one of either side of us. “It started with just you,” I tell Seth. “We were kissing. And your hands were on my hips. But then you moved them but I could still feel hands there and that’s when I realised we weren’t alone.”

“Who was it?” I hear Roman ask, his voice so low it practically vibrates through me.

“You,” I reply, my voice barely a whisper. “You were behind me…” I look up at Seth who nods encouragingly. “You were kissing my neck and then Seth started to move down to my breasts so then you kissed me.”

“And then?” says Dean and I can tell without even looking that he’s barely inches from me.

“There was another mouth on my breasts…”

“Me?” Dean’s the first out of him and Roman to touch me, a finger trailing down my jawline to raise my gaze to him. I nod and he gives me a cocky grin.

My mind starts to fog as I feel hands, larger than Seth’s cup my hips and my heart pounds as I feel Roman’s chest against my back. Seth’s mouth ghosts over mine as I get out the final memory of the dream. “You,” I tell him. “You started to go down on me and that’s when I woke up.”

“No wonder you were moaning in your sleep,” he chuckles as he presses kisses to my jawline. “Those soft, breathy moans that you do when you’re on the edge.”

Fingers pluck at my shirt, lifting it and I realise that, unlike my dream, I am completely unprepared for this. Thank god I showered before bed is all I can think. Not so thankful that under my shirt I’m wearing a cropped bra that’s seen better days rather than some chic lingerie that flatters me rather than offering practical support. My mouth opens to offer some sort of apology, but I’m halted by a hand cupping the back of my neck, easing my head back.

“Breathy moans, huh?” Roman murmurs. “Let me see if I can help with that.” He leans forward and I sense a slight hint of tentativeness at the first real step over the line. But then his lips brush over mine just as Seth’s hand cups my breast and my head almost explodes. Roman’s mouth is firm, determined, his fingers massaging the back of my neck at the same pace. I sigh into him and I feel his lips twitch in a grin. Only when Seth nips at my ear do we break apart and I’m breathless as my shirt is pulled free from my body. Seth kisses me, a soft growl in the back of his throat and I wonder if it’s through want or need to assert his ownership over me, or something else.

But once again, all rational thought leaves my mind as he pulls away and returns to blaze a path down my throat. I feel new fingers plucking at my bra, cool air hitting my breasts as that too is pulled up and over my head and I’m left fully exposed bar my panties. I can’t bring myself to look down so i look up instead, meeting Roman’s gaze once again and letting my hand cup his head this time to bring his mouth back to mine.

Dean’s tongue meets my skin at the same time as Seth’s; a move that seems too coordinated not to be and my back arches into their touch. I can feel hands everywhere - on my breasts, my back, my shoulders, my neck and my skin feels electrified. Dean pulls back, releasing my nipple with an audible pop and then I hiss into Roman’s mouth as a cool breeze hits my hot and damp skin. Fingers pinch gently, then harder, testing the waters and I pull away from Roman to meet Dean’s gaze.

“You like that?” he asks, his voice rough as he pinches my nipple again watching my face intently.

I nod, my head lolling back against Roman’s chest.

“What else do you like?” he pushes as he cups my breast and takes it into his mouth again, his tongue swirling over the hot skin before he pulls back again, this time his teeth grazing the sensitive tip.

“That,” I manage to get out. “I… I like that.”

Seth’s mouth is on my stomach and my legs start to tremble. I’m more turned on than I ever realised was physically possible and even on an average day, his mouth is my undoing within minutes. I can already feel the tingling anticipation between my legs and I’m about to be at my most vulnerable, yet most euphoric in the presence of three men.

Roman’s teeth nip at my ear. “You okay?” he murmurs.

“Yes,” I breathe as I feel Dean cup both my breasts, pushing them together and then his tongue flicking over one then the other. Seth’s tongue trails from my navel down to the waistband of my panties and I feel my knees start to give way. “Fuck…”

My free hand drops to the back of his head and I feel him chuckle against my skin.

“Needy, huh?” Dean teases as he takes the opportunity to kiss me for the first time. “Tell us, what do you need?”

I can feel Seth pause in his endeavour, Roman’s mouth halts too, his breath hot on my neck as I stare up at Dean’s wide eyes. The three of them, waiting on me, waiting for my command, my permission to proceed.

“I need to cum.” My voice is barely a whisper. “Please.”

“That’s a given, but what do you need?” Dean asks again.

“I…” My head is swimming.

“This?” His fingers dig gently but firmly into my breasts.

“Or this?” Roman adds, his mouth on my neck, teeth nipping at the taut skin.

“And this?” Seth’s voice vibrates against my clit and I jolt in response.

“Or all of it?” Dean summises with a grin as my eyes meet his and I nod.

Seth’s hands are splayed on my thighs as he kisses me through my panties. His tongue flicks over my clit, dampening the material even more than it already is. His arm nudges my legs further apart and I feel myself slip against Roman’s chest, Dean’s hands tugging involuntarily at my breasts.

“Easy,” Roman murmurs and a secure arm eases around my waist, holding me steady. “I got you, baby girl.”

My stomach flips at the endearment and his touch, grateful for both. Dean’s hands are still pawing at my breasts, but his mouth is ghosting over mine and this time his kiss is hard, wanton. Seth’s fingers finally start to ease my panties down and there’s a brief pause as I step out of them and then I feel his tongue. I moan into Dean’s mouth, my body lurching uncontrollably and Roman’s arm grips me firmly.

“Shit, you’re dripping Maddy” I hear Seth say as his fingers rub my wetness. I’m barely aware of him rising until Dean slips away from me and I feel two fingers touch my lips. 

“Holy fuck,” I hear Dean exhale as Seth pushes his fingers into my mouth, making me taste myself. I’m lost in a haze of lust, barely able to focus as Dean’s mouth crashes against me as Seth heads south once again.

“Can I…” Roman growls against my ear and I shiver as I nod. His hand slides down my back, over my ass, squeezing the exposed flesh and I moan as finally a long finger slides into the heat between my legs just as Seth’s tongue presses flat against my clit. There are hands and mouths all over me and I’m already starting to spiral. My own hands are occupied with gripping the back of Seth’s head, the other slipping back and forth between Roman and Dean, unable to stay still for long, desperate to feel them both as they adorn me with kisses and teasing strokes.

Roman adds another finger, just as Seth eases my leg over his shoulder, opening me to both of them and the movement causes me to break from Dean’s kiss with a gasp. Roman’s arm around my waist tightens and I hiss as he nips at my neck. 

“Faster or slower?” he murmurs, his fingers mimicking his question before returning to a steady pace that combined with Seth’s mouth and tongue on my clit is moments away from making me unravel completely.

“Just right,” I manage to stammer. “Oh fuck…” My body arches as I feel Seth’s thumb on my clit as he presses wet kisses to my inner thigh.

“Go on,” I feel Dean's warm breath on my cheek. “Take it, we’ve got you.” His fingers are circling my nipples, making me shiver as my head rolls back onto Roman’s shoulder.

“So wet,” I hear Roman murmur. “Fuck, Maddy…”

My breath hitches as Seth’s mouth returns to my clit, steady and firm pressure from his tongue, fingers gripping my thigh, my ass as he pushes me further and further towards an orgasm that’s jointly fueled by the actions of two others. My skin starts to itch, hot, flushed and I can feel the blood rushing in my ears. My hand on Seth’s head tightens, keeping him just so. My legs are starting to go numb and I feel my weight pressing back into Roman, his solid frame rock solid. As is something else.

Pressed against my ass, I can feel the outline of his dick, hard and thick and I can’t help but roll my hips slightly, relishing in how Roman’s teeth nip at my earlobe and Seth’s mouth never even falters. The move doesn’t go unnoticed by Dean, who presses his entire body against my side, his own length and thickness nudging at my hip. His fingers grip my chin as he kisses me, a hand pulling my own from his shoulder and down over his chest, his stomach, his crotch.

A strangled sob echoes through the air and for a second I can’t work out where it comes from. And then I hear Dean whispering, coaxing me softly as my orgasm rips through me and realise the sound came from me. Wave upon wave crashes through me, Seth’s mouth still on my clit, knowing to keep going until I’m weak and exhausted. I can feel Roman’s fingers slipping from me and I want to tell him to keep going but I can’t find the words. But then words don’t matter as he tilts my chin back and my eyes flicker open to hazily watch as he sucks his fingers dry, holding my gaze as he does.

Slowly, the tension that has spasmed through me eases and I take a deep, shaky breath. Seth’s mouth moves to lazily kiss my hips, my stomach as my leg slides from his shoulder. Three pairs of arms circle me, holding me up as I struggle to hold my own weight and I feel momentarily light-headed as the reality of what just happened hits me.

“Fuck,” I gasp, my mind suddenly catching up.

“Good?” Seth mumbles against my mouth and I nod into his kiss. “More?”

I’m acutely aware of my nakedness and how over-dressed the three of them are in comparison. I’m also fully aware that pressed against me in various places are three rock-hard dicks and I swallow thickly at the thought.

“More?” I squeak and Roman chuckles behind me.

“You got three men ready and willing to do whatever you want. If you want more, we’ll give you more.”

“Your terms,” Seth reminds me. “You tell us what you want.”

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I'll be back soon with the next part...

[lostonehero]

Even more

New mech au

Better Mech chat (aka earth crew damn you Nastya)

Martin: Are you alright Marius you looked really uncomfortable today

Marius: Humans don't have living hair, and it shows.

Raphella: I can fix that.

Marius: no

Tim: what did it even feel like?

Marius: Remember when you burned your hands? The time we got Brian off the sun. It's kind of like that, but the pain doesn't go away. Elias is fine, he's really friendly, I think, but he's strict with the dress code. I really want a hat.

Jonny: I can't believe I feel bad for you.

Ivy: I rather be experimented on than have my nerves tugged on like that for hours. No that wasn't an offer

TS: The Other Jonny Is Werid. I Want To Be His Friend. He Does Not Like Me.

Brian: you offered to show him how your voice was stolen and he nearly fainted.

TS: We Had Fun.

Brian: honestly I think the job isn't bad suspicious as fuck, but none if the stuff really effects me or TS since we aren't human. I think whatever is going on is speciesest so Martin and Tim be careful.

Tim: Duly noted

Martin: that's worrying.

Jonny: I'll keep you safe.

Martin: you say that with such confidence purring in my lap.

Jonny: Martin please.

Raphella: I have more experiments to run, but I will come up with something for you, Martin.

Martin: Please be careful. Things down there are dangerous, and I don't want Elias to catch you.

Raphella: I will stay safe.

Ashes: I don't think I've ever seen her flustered before.

Jonny: bullshit

Marius: No, Ashes is right. I think Raphella just found the blanket you made her.

Martin: oh does she like it I wanted it to match her wings and scales. I'm trying to make one for all of you to match your non human stuff because it's really cool. Ah Tim I just about done with your sleep mask, are you sure you don't want a blanket I know your eyes bother you but everyone else is getting one.

Tim: the sleep mask is fine.

TS: I Get A Blanket?

Martin: yes! I'm making yours a flag that matches your uniform

TS: I Don't Understand This Feeling. I Won't Let Anyone Harm You Friend.

Jonny: huh

Tim: I'm going to bake you something.

Ashes: Can mine have flames?

Martin: I was gonna match your hair but I can fix it to be flames. Oh I can do raining ashes too like your name.

Ashes: I'm going to help Tim in the kitchen.

Jonny: Martin you're breaking them

Brian: you made me a crochet heart.

Martin: I know it doesn't match yours it's a human heart but uh I hope you liked it.

Brian: Martin I would kill for you.

Several people are typing.

.......

Marius knocks softly before hearing Elias to let him in. He stops seeing a taller, pale man made of muscle in a large coat. "Is this a bad time? I can come back."

Elias smiles from his desk. "No, not at all. Marius, this is my husband Peter Lukas his family are major donors to the institute. Peter, this is my new assistant I've been telling you about."

Peter nods and looks the man up and down. "Tall." His voice was soft, and it surprised Marius. "He has a fake arm."

Elias rolls his eyes. "Peter." He sighs and pinches his brow. "I apologize for him. He's a sea captain he just got back from a long voyage."

"Early." Peter huffs.

Marius smiles. "It's quite alright. I know it's a bit off-putting." He rubs his eyes, feeling an odd burning but dismisses it. He must have earth allergies. "It's lovely to meet you. Do you need me to do anything?"

"Yes, there are tunnels under the institute, I will show you. It's quite the hassle, but there is a library under there, and I will need extra hands grabbing a few books." Elias smiles as Marius nods.

[giggly-squiggily]

Returning Pains (Blue Lock)

Heyo! :D Y’all ever dream up a tickle scenario an wake up absolutely needing to put it into existence? That was this fic :D I really love Chigiri- he’s hands down my favorite character of Blue Lock, so this was an absolute delight to write :) I hope y’all like it!

Spoiler warning for Ep. 6-8 of the anime

Just realized I forgot a summary my bad!

Summary: After their match against Team W, Chigiri’s knee starts to ache. Isagi tries to help him out and learns something rather interesting about the redhead.

CW: Light swearing

Isagi stared up at the ceiling of the Blue Lock building, the sounds of his fellow teammates snoring around him. His mind was racing, still hyped from their recent victory against Team W. Sure- it wasn’t a clean win- they ultimately tied thanks to Chigiri, but a win was still a win for him. They survived. They got to keep playing.

He really should sleep- you never knew when the next game would be.

Just close his eyes and…

An arm smacked his face, Guirmu’s loud snores blasting in his ear.

Well, so much for sleep.

Crawling out of his futon, he crept over sleeping bodies and tangled limbs, making his way through the sliding doors into the cool hallway. On his way out, he noticed someone was missing. “I think I might know where they are…”

~~~

“Found you.” Isagi nodded, finding Chigiri before screens replaying their match. “I had a feeling you’d be here.”

“Humans are creatures of habit.” The redhead shrugged, nodding at the space beside him.

Isagi took it without hesitation, getting settled as they watched their most recent match play out before them again and again. “You were incredible out there. I had no idea you could run like that.”

“Heh…thank you. It’s mostly thanks to you.” It was hard to see, but Isagi could make out the faint blush staining his cheeks in the light. “I wouldn’t have…yeah. So thank you.”

“Oh come on- I just yelled at you to move.” Isagi laughed awkwardly, feeling his own face burn. Something about the way Chigiri gave out compliments made him feel…strange. There was something so sincere in his quiet voice- it did funny things to his chest.

He was about to make a joke to lighten the tension when he noticed Chigiri’s pinched expression, the hand resting on his knee tightening some. “Are you okay?”

“Yeah…I haven’t run at full speed like that in awhile. It’s aching.” Chigiri confessed, trying to rub away the throbbing pain. “I’ll be fine- I just need it to calm down.”

“Hmm.” Isagi nodded, eyes thoughtful. “Do you want me to help?”

“Huh?” Chigiri stared at him. Isagi’s face burned once more.

“I mean- I, eh…” He cleared his throat, looking for the right words. “A-Athletes help one another yeah? If I can…do you want me to help you with your leg? I know how to stretch them, and I’m okay with massaging limbs…” The more he talked, the more embarrassed he felt, internally cringing at how long the other gaped. “Sorry, that was probably way too weird- I’ll leave-”

“You…you mean it? Can you help?” Chigiri’s voice froze him mid crouch. Isagi turned to look back at the other, meeting pink eyes. He looked so flustered, tugging at the ends of his red hair. “I wouldn’t mind it…if you’re willing to help.”

“Yeah! Yeah, definitely.” Isagi nodded, shaking off his nerves. Things would only get more uncomfortable if both of them were flustered. “So um…yeah, just go ahead and stretch out your leg…”

~~~

Isagi was sure the entire thing was going to be tense and uncomfortable. Admittedly, it was at first.

He stared down at the leg before him, unsure where exactly to go. Should he just grab his knee? Start at his calf? His mind went blank with panic.

“Isagi? It’s alright, you really don’t have to do this.” Chigiri began, falling quiet as Isagi waved a hand.

“No no, I got this. I want to help, really.” Deciding to just go for it, he placed a hand gently on the other boy’s thigh, just over his knee. He’d start there and figure it out as he went. With a breath, he squeezed lightly.

“Hmm!”

Isagi froze, eyes shooting up in panic. “Did I hurt you? I’m sorry.”

Chigiri was stiff, lips pressed thin and hands balled up by his sides. He looked pained. “N-No, no you’re fine.” He grunted, waving him on. “It’s fine.”

Isagi raised an eyebrow before turning back to his task, giving his thigh another gentle squeeze. Again, he felt Chigiri tense up, another muffled sound escaping. He turned to double check that he wasn’t hurting him when-

“Oh…I get it now.” Isagi blinked, seeing a small, wobbly smile on the other’s lips. “You're ticklish.”

“P-Possibly.” Chigiri admitted, blushing with a shy glance. “I’ll do it. Thank you thou-heh!” The redhead yelped out a laugh when Isagi squeezed his thigh a third time, slapping his hands over his mouth with wide eyes. “I-Isagi!”

“Well dang- and here I thought I’d never learn anything about the elusive Chigiri Hyoma.” Isagi grinned as he turned back his friend’s leg. “Okay, I’m gonna be serious now.”

~~~

“Serious” turned out to be harder than Isagi thought. Mainly because no matter what he did, it tickled Chigiri. He tried using the moves the other boy showed him before they began, keeping his touch incredibly light as he dragged his hands against the joint, but even that proved too much to handle for the tittering redhead. Chigiri had resorted to covering his face with his hands, using the sleeves of his sweatshirt to muffle the sound.

“Man, have you always been this ticklish?” Isagi laughed softly, trying a different move that he hoped wouldn’t feel too sensitive. It only ended up making Chigiri double over with a muffled squeak, shoulders shaking. “How did you get through physical therapy like this?”

“B-Bahahahrely!” Chigiri got out through his giggles, trying so hard to fight them down. “It tiiihihhickled theheheen, and it tihihihickles now!”

“Good, must mean I’m doing it right.” Isagi nodded. “I’m doing it right, right?”

“Behehehhesides it tihiihihkcling? Yeahahahah, it hehehehelps.”

Isagi filled with pride. “Good!”

After another minute or so, the brunette stopped, releasing his friend’s leg and watching him curl up, bringing it to his chest protectively. “Heh, cute. Hey, where else are you ticklish?” Isagi reached out, poking his friend in the side to see what would happen.

“Ah! No! Doohohhon’t youd dahahare!” Chigiri snorted, his giggles increasing tenfold as Isagi closed the gap, scooting behind him and tasering his ribs. “Ihihiihihihisahahhaagi, wahahahait! Wehehhehell wahhahahhake everyone uuhuhuhup!”

“Keep your voice down then.” Isagi laughed, crawling his fingers up until they were digging below Chigiri’s armpits, making the other squeal. “They won’t know if you don’t wake them up.”

“Ahahahahhahhsshohoohohohohle!” Chigiri swore, falling back into Isagi’s chest as he laughed himself silly. “Gehehheheht awhahhahahay from thehehheere!”

“Rude! Such a potty mouth for a princess.” Isagi gasped in mock offense, moving his hands to his friend’s belly, delighting in the more frantic cackles he made. “Alright missy, you asked for it! Take that!”

“Ihihihihihisagihiihihihihhi!”

~~~

“These kids…do they ever get any sleep?” Ego shook his head at the screen, watching numbers 44 and 11 goof about. Sighing, he turned off the monitor, heading back to his own bed.

“I suppose I can’t blame them. I couldn’t sleep either after my first goal.” He shook his head with a soft laugh as the door shut behind him, temporarily leaving Blue Lock all behind.

“Be ready, my diamonds in the rough. The next team won’t be easy.”

Thanks for reading!

[sleepingdeath-light]

stardust cookie + face sitting hcs ; 18+

requested by ; 🐜 anon (14/05/23)

fandom(s) ; cookie run

fandom masterlist(s) ; hub | specific

character(s) ; stardust cookie

outline ; “hello yes hello yeah

can i get uhhhh... stardust.. facesitting.. smut headcanons.. 🤕

like he just, eat reader out like that, is that aloud

but like maybe stardust just randomly suggested it and is like super down for it and reader is kinda a little nervous

fem reader

i confirm that i am over 18

also can i be 🐜 anon?”

warning(s) ; sexually explicit content, oral (fem receiving), face sitting

minors and ageless blogs will be blocked

he was the last person you expected to bring up a topic like this because of how generally inexperienced he is when it comes to sex — hell, you weren’t even sure where he could have learned about it from

so needless to say you were more than a bit startled when your boyfriend turned to you, straight-faced, whilst you were sat reading on the settee and asked if you’d like to try sitting on his face

the question threw you of for very obvious reasons, but stardust cookie took your silence for confusion and elaborated on his reasons for wanting to try it

he loves going down on you, he loves pleasuring you in general, and he’s more than strong enough to hold up your weight — and he wants to see how it would impact your experience as well as his

and you’re still nervous, because this is fully uncharted territory, but he’s insistent

of course he gives you an out, he’s not pressuring you, he’s just making it clear that you shouldn’t be nervous or anxious on his account because he wouldn’t suggest something he didn’t want to do

then, after some more back and forth and the establishing of a safe action (which stardust knew he wouldn’t need to use), you were on your bed, completely nude and hovering over your fully clothed boyfriend’s face

you felt a bit bad for not being able to pleasure him in return, but he brushed it off by assuring you that he didn’t want any pleasure for himself at the moment and he just wanted to eat you out

and then, finally, you lowered yourself down onto his face and tried to let go of your inhibitions as he delivered you to your climax

the first few stripes that he licked along your slit were faint and quick, testing the waters as he looked up at you with those beautiful eyes — gauging your reactions to see what felt best and what to avoid — before he settled into something much more confident and present

damn near pressing you against his face with how tight his grip was on your waist, only allowing you the room to squirm and roll your hips against his mouth as he licked and sucked and kissed his way along and inside of your pussy

licking thick stripes along the length of your sex with the flat of his tongue

thrusting his tongue into your dripping hole and somehow managing to find your g-spit with every penetration — seemingly going off of muscle memory

wrapping his lips around your clit and sucking hard

or, if his mouth was occupied lower down, bumping the bundle of nerves with his nose as he ate you out

eventually getting so into the moment that he closed his eyes and started to groan and moan against you as he devoured your cunt and greedily, eagerly, drank up all of your juices

one hand slowly migrating upwards from your hips to start playing with your naked breasts — groping, pinching and rolling your nipples and generally doing anything to get you to make more noise

revelling in the way you kept grinding down against his tongue and moaning and pleading for him

complying with your every wish as best he could because, at the end of the day, this was about you more than it was him

so he went faster, went as deep as he could, sucked harder on your clit and sloppily stimulated your sweet pussy until your hands were buried in his soft white hair, pulling it tight as you screamed his name and soaked his mouth and chin

even his eyelashes, just squirting and sobbing and whimpering and moaning like a whore as he tenderly guided you through your orgasm

with a skilful tongue and stunning eyes that drank in your expressions as you trembled and shook and sobbed your way through your overwhelming end

only stopping when you were starting to get too overstimulated — slowly pulling away and kissing each of your thighs before carefully, gingerly, lifting you off of his face and laying you down beside him

keeping an eye on you to ensure that you were recovering safely as he spoke, calm as he usually was, about wanting to do that again soon

and if you were lucid enough to understand him, you’d have agreed

[c0rpseductor]

the other day i kind of messed something up in my shoulderblade sleeping, and i just kinda took a shower after and was only mildly achy and figured it’d go away on its own before long. just now i stretched that arm in my sleep without thinking and HOLY SHIT it hurt so bad. i immediately started like hyperventilating and ran to go get ibuprofen and i was breathing so fucked up or whatever my vision got all bright like i was gonna faint. im taking another shower to try to get the heat to relax whatever’s fucked up in there. i think it’s kind of a pinched nerve situation maybe it happens to me not infrequently

[haghottie420]

Okay in honor of You Run My Mind, Boy getting 169 hits I'm going to share this scene that I wrote first. Like, this scene has been in my mind since the beginning. Obvs it's not finished and out of context but I'm tickled by it. It will appear later on in the fic. Under cut because for some reason people spam JeffDean shippers :

���I don’t know how this happened.” Jeff says through the cracks of his fingers. With his cell phone shoved against his left ear, he’s sitting heavily at his breakfast bar with his head resting on the marble countertop. The stone feels cool against his cheek and it’s serving to regulate his rapidly increasing temperature. Jeff can feel the reverberation of his helpless statement to Abed, the startlingly quiet audience to Jeff’s current Situation, on his skin.

“The Sandler Effect.” Abed says sagely. Jeff nearly throws his phone across the room but aborts the movement before it can leave his clenched fist.

“The. What.”

“The Sandler Effect.” Abed repeats except now it sounds like he’s chewing.

“Are you eating in the middle of my mid-life bisexuality crisis?”

There’s a loud slurp on the other end of the line. “My buttered noodles wait for no man. Not even you, Jeff Winger.”

“You are making me almost regret not going to Britta.” Jeff pinches the bridge of his nose and heaves a sigh. “Fine. But please explain yourself before I make you.”

Through a mouth full of noodles Abed says, “Ah, regression to season one. You’ve got it bad.” There’s a swallow before he continues. “Adam Sandler, like Craig—” Jeff wonders when the hell Abed started calling him by name. “—has always been around. In one or two blockbusters but as for the rest? They grated audiences’ nerves. Then, BOOM.” Jeff can hear the faint clink of Abed’s dishware shaking as he presumably smacked his table. “Uncut Gems. Suddenly, Sandler isn’t a joke anymore. He’s got Oscar Buzz. The truth is, Sandler was never a bad actor. It just took the right film, the right light, to get audiences to take him seriously.”

“So, Craig is Adam Sandler and I’m…audiences watching Adam Sandler?”

There’s a loud moan that sounds nothing like Abed through the phone.

“As my roommate’s dungeon-friend just put it,” Abed puts on an overtly pornographic affectation. “Yessss.”

“Abed, there’s just one problem in your analogy. Audiences watching Adam Sandler never get to bang Adam Sandler.”

“Not physically but emotionally audiences made sweet sweet love to Adam Sandler.”

Jeff nearly brains himself on his marble countertop. He presses his thumb and index finger to the bridge of his nose.

“Abed,” Jeff starts loudly then, glancing at the wall he shares with Craig’s apartment, begins to whisper. “Listen carefully because I am likely to never say this to you again. I want to physically make love to Craig.” This last bit is whispered, thin walls work both ways.

[dramaticsautee]

The Uncanny Counter and the Uncanned Salsa 

Do you like being bothered by someone who looks like Jesus but weird moans and gasps are it’s only vocabulary? And you’d better believe that weird Jesus look alike is gonna faint any time you do literally anything. Well you’d better be ready because otherwise your inner demons are coming to bother you... same with that infuriating corruption plot! 

You know what wouldn’t bother your inner demons though? This uncanned, fresh salsa- we guarantee you and your inner demons will agree on at least one thing, and it’s the fact that this salsa is freaking good (I hope. At least I thought it was good idk) 

Uncanned Salsa Recipe: 

Ingredients: 

1 tomato, diced

1 handful of cilantro, roughly chopped 

1/8th of a red onion, diced

3 pinches of cumin

1 pinch of salt

1 pinch of pepper 

Instructions: 

Throw all the ingredients into a bowl and stir. Serve with whatever the hell you want. Or just eat it, it’s pretty good (and healthy? and cheap??? for university students? What a steal) 

Overall food score: 9/10 Tomatoes

The Uncanny Counter - My thoughts

So yes, I watched this show, and while I don’t think I can say it was bad, but there were definitely characters that got on our nerves that proooobably weren’t supposed to. Not to mention my favourite character ended up being some random bully who showed up exactly five minutes in every second episode- but that might have been because I thought he looked like Light Yagami who did Youtube reaction channels instead of - you know- killing people. 

(cc: me after realizing I spent 2 hours editing this fake youtube screenshot of this dude reacting to himself beating people up) 

That’s why we call him Yight Lagami- the reverse Light Yagami, who’s pretty pathetic but still overall kinda still an ok dude? I know he literally beats up the disabled but honestly he gets better. Please believe me he actually gets better I’m not delusional- 

Wi-Gen was definitely my least favourite character. She’s that Jesus looking guy I mentioned earlier. Definitely breathes a little too much, I think. And here she is, gasping and falling over... again: 

(cc: Me watching my reading week fly by when I sit in my room and do nothing for the 5th day in a row)

Wigen: breathes

Me: shut up binch-

OVERALL SHOW SCORE: 7/10 Wi gens

November 1-12, 2022

[doberbutts]

Hello I remembered to add my self and my canes as reference:

I have hoffa's fat pad syndrome in my right knee- the layer of fat that my kneecap sits on has detached from its usual place and rests between the bones of my leg instead (called impingment). Unfortunately for me that fat layer is covered in nerves so it hurts A LOT when it gets pinched. When it first occured it was so painful that my knee completely locked in the bent position and I could not put any weight on my leg whatsoever for about 3 months while a physical therapist did her best to un-impinge said fat pad so I could stop screaming every time I moved my leg. I also have balance problems and a fainting disorder, and my other knee has an old injury from an accident that caused my right knee to blow like that in the first place.

My typical cane- photo cut off the bottom but it's got a tri base. It's a little high because it's adjusted for me to use with shoes and I'm barefoot here. I found the tri base to be the most comfortable for everyday use. I don't need my cane often anymore due to several lifestyle changes including no longer taking stairs, but even today I had an episode of impingment and the resulting muscle spasms causing a lot of pain in my leg, so I used it today.

This is my old cane which I use very infrequently. It's also just a 10 dollar cane from walmart like my usual cane, but it's pretty heavy and the handle doesn't have enough padding so it hurts my hands. Most importantly I switched off of it because I didn't like the single rubber stop on the bottom- too easy for slick surfaces to have it slip out from under me especially when my knee was completely fucked. It's adjusted an inch lower than my usual cane because I probably was wearing lower-heeled shoes when I last used it years ago. Perfect height barefoot. Too low in my current shoes.

This was a gift. I almost never use it. It's a cane-chair, so it expands out into a stool. It's also heavy, poorly balanced, and the chair "legs" stick out which means they hit the ground oddly when I'm using it to walk. Most importantly it doesn't adjust at all, and as you can see it's too short for me. It's actually sort of painful to use for long distances or extended walking, as it puts a lot of torque on my hips and back trying to use it semi-crouched. I use it almost exclusively in places where there's a lot of waiting in lines and standing around doing nothing so that I can do this:

Not the world's most comfortable seat but a chair is a chair when you have a fainting condition that gives you roughly 6 minutes of standing in place before you black out.

Sometimes instead of a cane, I use a dog to keep me upright. Sushi was very happy I broke out her service vest as I have not needed her much with my new medication and living arrangements. She is trained to lean forward whenever there is backward pressure on the harness, and to move forward at a steady pace. She also will lean her back end against my bad knee when I am experiencing a lot of weakness in the leg, making herself a counter-weight to keep me standing. Because of my fainting condition, she also will guide me to the nearest chair or exit if I ask, as sometimes I lose my vision when about to pass out.

On very bad days, or on extremely strenuous outings, this is more what our setup looks like. Sushi on the side with the Evil Joint Of Despair, my cane on the opposite side. It is possible to use some service dogs as a cane however I think the torque and pressure on the dog's shoulders and spine is not worth it. Sushi is also a little short for me to try.

Fuck this guy honestly.

A general cane guide for writers and artists (from a cane user, writer, and artist!)

Disclaimer: Though I have been using a cane for 6 years, I am not a doctor, nor am I by any means an expert. This guide is true to my experience, but there are as many ways to use a cane as there are cane users!

This guide will not include: White canes for blindness, crutches, walkers, or wheelchairs as I have no personal experience with these.

This is meant to be a general guide to get you started and avoid some common mishaps/misconceptions, but you absolutely should continue to do your own research outside of this guide!

The biggest recurring problem I've seen is using the cane on the wrong side. The cane goes on the opposite side of the pain! If your character has even-sided pain or needs it for balance/weakness, then use the cane in the non-dominant hand to keep the dominant hand free. Some cane users also switch sides to give their arm a rest!

A cane takes about 20% of your weight off the opposite leg. It should fit within your natural gait and become something of an extension of your body. If you need more weight off than 20%, then crutches, a walker, or a wheelchair is needed.

Putting more pressure on the cane, using it on the wrong side, or having it at the wrong height will make it less effective, and can cause long term damage to your body from improper pressure and posture. (Hugh Laurie genuinely hurt his body from years of using a cane wrong on House!)

(an animated GIF of a cane matching the natural walking gait. It turns red when pressure is placed on it.)

When going up and down stairs, there is an ideal standard: You want to use the handrail and the cane at the same time, or prioritize the handrail if it's only on one side. When going up stairs you lead with your good leg and follow with the cane and hurt leg together. When going down stairs you lead with the cane, then the good leg, and THEN the leg that needs help.

Realistically though, many people don't move out of the way for cane users to access the railing, many stairs don't have railings, and many are wet, rusty, or generally not ideal to grip.

In these cases, if you have a friend nearby, holding on to them is a good idea. Or, take it one step at a time carefully if you're alone.

Now we come to a very common mistake I see... Using fashion canes for medical use!

(These are 4 broad shapes, but there is INCREDIBLE variation in cane handles. Research heavily what will be best for your character's specific needs!)

The handle is the contact point for all the weight you're putting on your cane, and that pressure is being put onto your hand, wrist, and shoulder. So the shape is very important for long term use!

Knob handles (and very decorative handles) are not used for medical use for this reason. It adds extra stress to the body and can damage your hand to put constant pressure onto these painful shapes.

The weight of a cane is also incredibly important, as a heavier cane will cause wear on your body much faster. When you're using it all day, it gets heavy fast! If your character struggles with weakness, then they won't want a heavy cane if they can help it!

This is also part of why sword canes aren't usually very viable for medical use (along with them usually being knob handles) is that swords are extra weight!

However, a small knife or perhaps a retractable blade hidden within the base might be viable even for weak characters.

Bases have a lot of variability as well, and the modern standard is generally adjustable bases. Adjustable canes are very handy if your character regularly changes shoe height, for instance (gotta keep the height at your hip!)

Canes help on most terrain with their standard base and structure. But for some terrain, you might want a different base, or to forego the cane entirely! This article covers it pretty well.

Many cane users decorate their canes! Stickers are incredibly common, and painting canes is relatively common as well! You'll also see people replacing the standard wrist strap with a personalized one, or even adding a small charm to the ring the strap connects to. (nothing too large, or it gets annoying as the cane is swinging around everywhere)

(my canes, for reference)

If your character uses a cane full time, then they might also have multiple canes that look different aesthetically to match their outfits!

When it comes to practical things outside of the cane, you reasonably only have one hand available while it's being used. Many people will hook their cane onto their arm or let it dangle on the strap (if they have one) while using their cane arm, but it's often significantly less convenient than 2 hands. But, if you need 2 hands, then it's either setting the cane down or letting it hang!

For this reason, optimizing one handed use is ideal! Keeping bags/items on the side of your free hand helps keep your items accessible.

When sitting, the cane either leans against a wall or table, goes under the chair, or hooks onto the back of the chair. (It often falls when hanging off of a chair, in my experience)

When getting up, the user will either use their cane to help them balance/support as they stand, or get up and then grab their cane. This depends on what it's being used for (balance vs pain when walking, for instance!)

That's everything I can think of for now. Thank you for reading my long-but-absolutely-not-comprehensive list of things to keep in mind when writing or drawing a cane user!

Happy disability pride month! Go forth and make more characters use canes!!!

[ultramagicalternate]

ULTRAMagic Chaos Chapter 3

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That day had been a long one for Ealdhelm. He and the arbiters were involved in a city hall meeting all day, at the behest of the leadership of Droomopolis. The Mayor and city council wanted the conflict between the arbiters and the Discordant Gods to end as soon as possible. Normally Ealdhelm would have wrapped up such a bout as soon as possible, but the arbiters were only sixth dimensional while their foes were seventh dimensional. They had a fighting chance, but were locked in a stalemate.

Breaking away from his thoughts, Ealdhelm turned to Waltheof. “What’s the word on Ultimatum’s task?”

“Reports say he’s currently guiding Adelheid and Ulrich here as we speak.”

“What about Discordant Lightning?”

“It would appear he has declined to get involved.”

Ealdhelm rubbed his face as if trying to relax. “At least we have Blood and Gravity. Two out of three will have to do.”

Cyneberht was playing with a deck of cards, shuffling and dealing them out on a table. “Leonard is a wild spirit, so I doubt he would get involved. I did talk to Rahela, our Discordant God of Rubber to be. She’s so close to apotheosis.”

Ealdhelm stroked his dark brown beard. “Leave her to her studies then. Let’s not burden her with this petty conflict.”

“We’ve eliminated four possible sources of support for Wulfric, so at least we have that going for us,” Waltheof pointed out.

“Agreed,” Ealdhelm replied. “Still, it feels like we’re on the ropes. And the recent turmoil in The Iron City doesn’t ease my nerves in the slightest.”

“Well it can’t be all bad, given the actions of Blood-Wraith Raynot.”

Cyneberht chuckled. “Quite the conqueror of adversity for someone so young. He even got Tusk active again. It kind of reminds me of a younger you, Ealdhelm.”

He nodded. “That does alleviate some of my worries. I just wish all of it wasn’t associated with that imbecilic Lich of Old…”

Following a satisfying bridge shuffle, Cyneberht smiled. “I think you’ll be pleased to know that a certain student of yours is here in the city.”

Ealdhelm immediately perked up. “You don’t mean…?”

“Most certainly. I sensed Mr. Willfort enter the realm some time after lunch. Mayhem confirmed my suspicions.”

Straightening out his uniform, Ealdhelm moved for the door. “Well then, let’s go see how Osbeorn and the others are doing.”

In the main hall were Osbeorn and Beorhtric, both regaling the Droomopolis leadership with tales of their past adventures. In truth they were keeping them busy while Ealdhelm was off contemplating his next move. Ealdhelm stepped in and assured the leadership that the rest of the day would be spent coordinating the help they had recruited. This appeared to satisfy the mayor and city council, causing them to return to their posts. Now Ealdhelm just needed the rest of the help to arrive.

“Certainly took your time thinking, aye Ealdhelm?” Osbeorn lightheartedly chided. 

He chuckled and shook his head. “My apologies, Osbeorn.”

Beorhtric sighed. “The drawn out nature of this conflict is worrying me. Thankfully it looks like we have strength in numbers now.”

“Most certainly,” Waltheof concurred. “By the way, where’s Wynstan and Mayhem?” This question was followed by a faint, soft explosion.

“One of the alchemical labs…” Beorhtric answered.

Osbeorn pinched the bridge of his nose. “Source, give me strength…”

“You can’t really fault him,” Cyneberht stated. “He’s practically still a kid after all.”

“True,” Osbeorn replied. “Best to let him get it out of his system now.” He straightened out the desk he had been using only for another explosion to undo it all. He groaned. “It wouldn’t hurt for him to do these experiments outside, however.”

Ealdhelm laughed. “I remember when I was his age. Not as chaotic, but that vigor is enviable.”

Tusk, Razor, and Mizuki were startled by the explosions as they entered city hall. It was quite clear to Tusk that it was most likely Wynstan. As the trio made their way to the main hall, they beheld the arbiters that were present. Each was around seven feet tall and radiated sheer power. Mizuki was already familiar with them, but Razor was in awe.

“Ealdhelm!” Tusk said aloud.

The arbiter’s heart nearly skipped a beat. “Tusk, my boy!” He gave him a big hug.

Razor was a little confused. “Wow, Tusk, you’re acting like you’ve been away from your father or something like that.”

“Well Ealdhelm is my godfather, Razor. Ealdhelm, I’m sorry I’ve been away for so long.”

“Don’t worry, Tusk. I’m just happy you’re safe and sound, especially after that battle with the Lich.”

Waltheof stepped forward and held out his large, roughed up hand. “Welcome back, Tusk. How’s your old man doing?”

“Fantastic, especially since mom’s return” he replied as they shook hands.

“How wonderful,” Cyneberht calmly congratulated. “It’s great to see you again, Tusk.”

“You too, Cyneberht.”

“I see you had a little bit of a scuffle recently, Tusk,” Osbeorn pointed out, indicating the stone arm.

He nodded. “Yeah, things got heated and there was nothing else I could feasibly do.”

Beorhtric sighed again, but then chuckled. “As long as it holds up and gets the job done. Again, welcome back, Tusk.”

“Oh, guys, this here is Mainchín Scully, Magnus’ son,” Tusk said as he brought Razor over.

“TUSK!” Razor looked quite embarrassed.

He chuckled. “Sorry, call him Razor.” The others all laughed.

“Don’t worry, lad,” Ealdhelm said with a pat on Razor’s back. “That is a fine name you’ve been bestowed with.”

Tusk then took the opportunity to introduce Razor to each of the arbiters. Ealdhelm certainly looked like a destroyer, given his handsome face and stoic nature. Waltheof the Shield was a bulky, rugged man who looked like he could withstand the mightiest of attacks. Cyneberht the Cunning was fairly slender and unassuming, but was brimming with charisma and wit. Razor was impressed when he flawlessly executed the ‘pick a card, any card’ trick. Osbeorn the Tempest was a strong looking man and was originally Ealdhelm’s rival who wanted to be the leader of the arbiters. In time he came to respect Ealdhelm, becoming a truly valuable warrior for his comrades. Last was Beorhtric the Stalwart. He was the resident worrywart despite his chiseled appearance, but was also a brilliant strategist and tactician.

“And Wynstan the Storm should be around here somewhere,” Ealdhelm noted.

Tusk then had a realization. “Those explosions were him, weren’t they?” He said with a clever smile. Beorhtric nodded.

“So who’s Wynstan then?” Razor asked. “Since he’s clearly busy…”

“Wynstan is our newest Arbiter, relatively speaking,” Ealdhelm answered. “He hails from a wandering tribe of sellswords from Wulfric’s domain.”

“Speaking of Wulfric, let’s fill Razor in on this stuff” Tusk stated. “And me too while we’re at it.”

The Arbiters of Droom had been holding back the four, primary Discordant Gods of Chaos at bay for the longest time. Ealdhelm explained that Wulfric, the Discordant God of War, had a terrifying dream one night that told him he needed to unite and lead the Cosmos against the threat of the rogue gods. Given that he was a Discordant God of Chaos, he would most likely cause untold havoc for everyone. Wulfric had recruited the Discordant Gods of Desire, Knowledge, and Death to help him. On his own, Wulfric was not a threat. The introduction of Delphine, Kleitos, and Driskoll made everything vastly more complicated, however. It was an immense challenge for the arbiters, resulting in a prolonged stalemate.

Given the chaos Milosh Proch had caused for The Iron City and Shadlowand in The Unlight, things needed to change. Ealdhelm began seeking help. He called out to all warriors and mages, capable and strong. Many showed up, but none could sway the tide of the battle. This changed when several notable entities showed up. Two were forbidden primordials, The Madman of Old and The Automaton of Old. They intimidated Wulfric greatly, allowing the arbiters time to breathe and granting them autonomy in the conflict. ULTRAMagic Ultimatum also showed up. The powerful angel was on par with the Discordant Gods and promised to lend his hand for however long was needed.

Some of the aforementioned warriors had shown up during that explanation. A particularly boastful one with oversized armor stepped up to speak. “A simple task for Sir Gebhard Vestergaard! I shall end this entire conflict tonight!”

Tusk rolled his eyes. “Oh really?”

“Well of course, sapling!” he cried. “In fact, you can head right on home to your forest…”

Osbeorn exhaled, clearly annoyed. “Then how about you put your money where your mouth is, aye Sir Gebhard?”

The knight looked like he had his ego bruised. “Of course, venerable tempest!” he stuttered. "Vestergaard knights, to the domain of War!”

As they marched off, a mage accompanied by several admirers looked as if he was about to start critiquing everyone in the hall. He wore an extravagant cloak, indicating he was in no position to talk. “Oh how I pity those misguided brutes and their foolhardy fervor…” This mage had a high voice, laced with utmost arrogance. “Kleitos shall be begging me for knowledge by the time I'm done with him.” His admirers swooned over this declaration.

A disrespectful cackle rang out through the room. Stepping forward was what appeared to be a living statue of a man with a brutalist aesthetic. “You really think you can topple the master of knowledge like that? Well, you might want to practice first given that you’re one of Milosh’s former lackeys” he said with an unnerving, unfaltering grin. “He wasn’t even recruited by Milosh or Dunja, but by Lia from a rundown alley in The Great Uncity!”

Thoroughly offended, the mage stormed off in a huff. He was followed by his admirers, who gave disrespectful looks to everyone. This was met by laughter from the man as he was not phased in the slightest. A techno-organic robot then stepped forward from his side.

“He makes me a little nervous, Madman.”

“Don’t worry, Automaton. He’ll most likely lose his nerve or go mad in one of Kleitos' libraries.”

Ealdhelm clapped. “Madman, Automaton, excellent timing. Tusk and his allies are lending their help to us.”

The Madman laughed again, but in support this time. “Now these chaps I have confidence in.”

“Ah yes, Mr. Willfort, one of the vanquishers of The Lich of Old” The Automaton stated as he shook hands with him.

“Nice to meet both of you, honorable primordials,” Tusk replied. As The Automaton shook hands with Razor and Mizuki, Tusk turned to The Madman. “The Forest has mentioned you before. Do you think this is that serious of an issue?”

The Madman continued to smile. “Yes and no. Personally I think Lord Ultra, the 13th dimensional warlord, was more of a threat. This, however, has the potential to spiral out of control. You can never be too careful with these kinds of situations. Trust me, I know.”

“Goodness, I hope things don’t get that bad” a female stated. “Vita and my teacher, Drusa, would throw an utter fit.” The woman that stepped forward was strange to say the least. She had sterling, white hair, and metallic, coal-black skin.

“Tusk, this is Spiritus Magni Maxima” Ealdhelm introduced. “She’s here to study the Realm of Chaos and has agreed to lend her help in the fight. Maxima, this is Tusk Willfort and Razor Scully. I’ll trust you already know Mizuki, haha.”

“A pleasure to meet both of you” she said as she shook their hands.

“Likewise,” Tusk replied. “The Forest has mentioned that someone of your pantheon showed up in The Unlight Recently.”

She chuckled. “It’s probably Drusa. She told Vita and Antonia that she’d find her husband or bust.”

“Oh, Maxima, have you seen Mind-Wraith and Void-Wraith?” Cyneberht inquired. “I’m sure Tusk would like to meet them, given their connections to the ULTRAMagic Guild.”

“My apologies, but the darlings had to return to their times yesterday, unfortunately.”

“No worries, I imagine there will be other chances to meet with them” The Automaton pointed out.

Just then, everyone heard enthusiastic and rowdy shouting. “Would that be Wynstan?” Razor asked.

Ealdhelm nodded. “Definitely.”

“Do I even want to know what he created this time?” Osbeorn asked.

“Given that formula for explosive ammunition he acquired from Dragoslava Raynot recently, probably not” Beorhtric pointed out.

“TOP NOTCH, THIS STUFF IS TOP NOTCH!” A scruffy haired man declared as he stood in the doorway from the hall, holding up a beaker full of what looked like gunpowder. He was covered in soot, but looked incredibly excited.

“The best bullets this side of the Realm of Chaos!” Mayhem proudly announced.

“Ah, there you are, Wynstan” Ealdhelm stated, followed by him shaking his head.

Next: Chapter 4

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