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[objectumwaifu]

Today's Objectum Waifu:

Pillows!

requested by anonymous

(Photo by Kristin Hardwick on StockSnap)

[theravenloftwanderers]

The disturbed beauty sleep of Strahd.

Well someone woke up on the wrong side of the coffin. I find myself hilarious sometimes. While the bodypillow part isn't true in the campaign, the keeping him waiting for three days part is. Yes he did rock our shit.

[shiftythrifting]

1. Perry The Platypus shoes. I didn’t buy them cuz they were kid sized and I’m not 😔

2. A bunch of summer gnomes. I would’ve bought one if they weren’t overpriced. Like 5 of them.

3. There were 8 among us plushies. What happened? Why where there so many?? And why were they all crushed?

4. Cursed. Anime girl body pillow. There was also a plush of the same character but I forgot to take a picture.

All a mixture of goodwill and savers/value village

[centuryberry]

that au reminds me of that one meme lmao;

Wukong: ah yes. Me, my boyfriend, both my ex-wives, my first ex-wife’s new wife, and our shared daughter all in one nest

You’re completely right:

This is exactly the vibe I’m going for in this AU. Everyone is done with Wukong and his Waifu Pillow.

[anonymocha]

nothing some fries, hysterectomy, lead poisoning, macarons, waifu body pillow, and top surgery can't fix.

[xneon-lucidx]

They're on a date

[dunmeshistash]

Are there Dungeon Meshi Waifu Body Pillows? Are you hugging a Mithrun body pillow right now??

There probably are, unfortunately I can't afford one I have 5 cats to feed

[djsherriff-responses]

By the way Adi follows Grummz of all people on twitter

[sluggin-around]

How did you make your own bodypillow please I need I need to make my own with Sliver I love her so much PLEASE TELL ME HOW YOU DID IT

I will never reveal my secrets

Here is the art I made for it. I give you full permission to use it if you ever do find out how muahahaha

[shortcakecafe]

Shopkeep Body Pillow Redraw!

Full HD illustration on Ko-fi

[electricea]

ryuji is a body pillow sort of guy. this body pillow.

[skiplo-wave]

More Venom in clothes

Or Venom taking clothes off ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Live Eddie reaction

[shiftythrifting]

[centuryberry]

I will sell you my soul and give you the last remaining 3 cents to my name if you expand on the waifu pillow au, I beg of you

Please tell me he shows up to the birthday banquet with his waifu bride, I *need* to know the reactions to that lmao

(Snatches the soul plus 3 cents) Ok, deal. I'll expand on this crack au. Lemme tell you that this AU is going to be so unserious.

Also, the pillow has she/her pronouns now.

Waifu Pillow is regarded with confusion at first. Maybe with some indignation at the obvious insult. No one knows what to do with "her" so they kind of shove her into a closet and forget about her

Macaque returns and is filled in on the hilarious turn of events and he joins in on the laughing and ribbing. He never lets his king live it down. The Waifu Pillow remains in the closet

RinRin, Shanzha, and Yue reach FFM at some point. Iceflower are married and Yue is significantly less stressed. Skipping over the meeting/reunion and the trio settling into FFM life, Yue explores and comes upon the Waifu Pillow

Yue recognizes the Waifu Pillow. RinRin and Shanzha recognize the Waifu Pillow too and they put the pieces together about who Shanzha's mystery ex-husband-to-be is and laugh about it to Wukong later

RinRin, cackling: You kept the pillow! Wukong: Not on purpose! I thought we threw it away! RinRin: I can't believe you kept the pillow!

Since the pillows were technically Yue's, she takes the Waifu Pillow with her into Wukong's nest when she sleeps with her parental quartet. It's a little awkward for Wukong and Macaque. Meanwhile, Shanzha and RinRin are rolling with laughter

After a few nights with the Waifu Pillow, Wukong curiously gives it a squeeze to see if it's actually as comfy as Yue is making it seem

Oh my god, it was actually super comfy

At some point, Shadowpeach happens and...Wukong takes the pillow with him

Macaque: ...Really? Wukong: (clutching the Waifu Pillow tightly) We're a package deal

Macaque is fondly exasperated and accepts the Waifu Pillow into their bed. He even steals her from Wukong from time to time since she really is super comfy

The Waifu Pillow unironically becomes the Queen. Wukong leans into the bit by bringing her everywhere and putting pretty dresses on her. The Waifu Pillow becomes something like Little Sebastian or Mayor Max II of FFM. The monkeys love her

FFM: the most unserious kingdom ever

The Brotherhood are stupified at the Waifu Pillow's existence. It kind of derails the whole love potion/poisoning incident because everyone is too shocked to do anything

Princess Iron Fan thinks the Waifu Pillow thing is super immature but when she sees how the Brotherhood are reacting to this, she quickly changes to the Waifu Pillow camp

PIF (to the Waifu Pillow): You and Mihou have unfortunate tastes in men. Good luck being married to the oaf DBK, joining his wife without missing a beat: Welcome to the family, Sister Brotherhood: (confused noises)

When the banquet invitation rolls around, Wukong brings the Waifu Pillow with the biggest shit-eating grin. When the celestials realize what happened, they're all practically begging Wukong to not consider the marriage seriously. They get it. They messed up. Please stop.

Jade Emperor: Wukong. Wukong please stop calling the pillow your wife. I'll literally give you all my worldly possessions if you stop calling it your wife. Please. Wukong (clutching onto the Waifu Pillow): You're just jealous that you'll never have what we have.

Wukong finagles a couple of immortal peaches and bottles of immortal wines before he accepts the annulment. He flies away into the sunset with the ExWaifu Pillow and his bartered goods while the entire Celestial Court has their head in their hands

Wukong becomes the first ever person to be legally married to a body pillow. I mean, he gets the annulment, but he was still married to a body pillow

[mrcourage616]

I've had this Mio body pillow drawn for a long time, but I never ended up doing anything with it...

Would anyone be interested in the full 12K Release for a body pillow? It's just kinda sitting there in my folders.

[missmeltycat]

I headcanon that Ray is good at drawing...

This was inevitable...