#pigs shrek

[illusioncanthurtme--art]

The infamous lgbt fairytale crew.......

[ranimotia]

[araminakilla]

Just one Puss in Boots, two Big Bad Wolves and three Little Pigs casually hanging out in a bar.

[a-thread-of-green]

The inherent subjectivity of "anime-inspired" is doing a lot of legwork here.

Then again, maybe that's a challenge. If you could make a legitimate argument for these being anime-inspired (specifically the bottom row because, living fuck, what is a four-disc set of the whole God's Not Dead saga doing there?) I'd be really impressed.

[annoyingchildmiracle]

the way this man runs his mouth no wonder you're bitchless😭

[funnefox]

[incorrectlooneytunesquotes]

Oh, d-d-don't feel bad, Daffy. Almost everybody who m-m-meets you wants to k-k-kill you.

Porky Pig

[sithvampiremaster27]

My Shrek collection

[orcelito]

The constant struggle of needing to continue my trimax reread so I can get working on the next ITNL chapter vs the wish to keep playing stardew valley

I started this new game not even a week ago but I'm midway thru the first fall and already married to Sebastian. And so it goes 😂

[matches-in-a-box]

Poll 1/2

More polls in my pinned post.

[choijesoo]

Kalimba tab requests are still open, but here are some of the songs I've already transcribed. If you'd like me to post one of these first, feel free to send an ask, leave a comment, or send a dm, and I'll get it up with a video demonstration with the tabs. ^^

Concerning Hobbits

Freddy's Theme FNAF

Puppet's Theme FNAF

It's Been So Long Outro FNAF

Tapion's Theme DBZ

Brothers FMA:B

This Is Love Cinderalla

Sunflower ITSV

Fairytale Theme Shrek

The Novelist Theme

I Am A Girl Like You Barbie

Traditional Lullaby

Tomato Gen Hoshino

TAWOG Theme

Gravity Falls Theme

Coral Chorus Fortnite

Married Life Up

Daredevil Theme

Punisher Theme

Peppa Pig Theme

(Most of these are not the full song, just recognizable snippets, but on request, they can be lengthened, if you'd like more once you hear what I have already)

[voidsteffy]

Reminder that this gif exists

[pineboots]

rosamund at the end of that episode:

[y0mi3]

oh boy here we go

[s3znl-gr3znl]

something i love abt the shrek franchise is that its style lends so much personality to non-human characters that whenever a human is on screen feels out of place like

[jamalgripperton46290]

A/N

We just want you to know that there are lots of references to movies and shows and stuff like shrek, bubble guppies, paw patrol, the octonauts and so on.

So people who haven't seen those movies and shows might not get some things in the chapters (Are y'all living under patrick's rock??? Educate yourselves man) so we're gonna let ya know that before hand.

For ppl who wanna know the refrences and stuff here is a full list of all of them :

Shrek, Paw patrol, Peppa Pig, Angry Birds, Teletubbies, Sesame Street, My little Pony, Sing, Storybots, Dora The Explorer, The Bee Movie, Friday Night Funkin, Bubble Guppies, Gabby's Dollhouse, Alvin and The Chipmunks : Chipwrecked and so on. (Some refrences might not be listed up to date here but whatevs and also remember that this list probably will grow throughout time)

This book might and probably won't be your cup of tea, so by reading the last three chapters you have intelligently decided that you don't want to inject this mind-boggling, maybe-gag-inducing book. That's 100% fine. But if you do no one will care that you'll comment on here and say how bad this is or how disgusted it made you feel. So in the most respectful way i can possibly put it. FUCK OFF.

Like we know these ships are "weird" and that the majority of ppl will not like them. If you have in opinion about this book and it's not necessarily a good one, no one has to hear it, so shut your trap and move on. You're on tumblr for a reason ppl. Anyone and i mean ANYONE who has the absolute audacity to still make comments on this or any of the chapters saying how wrong this all is, you will be ignored. I'm not gonna waste my time or yours trying to justify my actions because everything in this is 100% fiction and not supposed to be taken seriously so take your opinion and leave. thx

Also we won't post that frequently because both of the authors are still in school and working their asses off to have some intelligence in them kay? But we'll post as much as we can.

This book is not to be taken seriously or to the extreme k? It's purely for laughs and a gay-ol-time, so don't take this little project too seriously k?

Side note, asks will always be open so feel free to suggest some ships, scenarios and stuff. Or you could just comment your suggestions, either way is fine.

Now that you've been warned and told multiple times to stop reading if you dont want to corrupt your noggin even more than it already has then stick around for the little biography we got coming about the authors.

Jamal Gripperton is an eccentric being that is in charge of all the slimy, creamy, juicy smut included in deez chapters, she's on the fast-paced side of life and enjoys "Just livin' the life". She's got an obsession with biggie cheese and shrek (who doesn't?) and simply spends wayyyy too much time locked up in her room reading smut in the pitch, black darkness. She's insanely and concerningly talented at writing smut and does her job pretty well (cuz she devoted) and worships Alex Turner and Freddie Mercury (cuz like why not they're da best) and is deeply in love with Arctic Monkeys and their musicality and talent.

BeezyBee is more on the chill side of things y'know? (she's the one writing this right now) She's in charge of the spelling, punctuation and grammar and also writes the backstories behind the characters and comes up with the scenarios. (Bcuz character development ppl amirite or amirite?) She also edits alla dem chapters to get rid of any spelling mistakes jamal might make (And she makes A LOT). She worships Freddie Mercury along with Gerard Way, Frank Iero, Ray Toro and Mikey Way (She also secretly SIMPS for two of the ones she mentioned in this list, can ya guess who?)

For the rest of the loyal chickadees and respectful haters, enjoy the rest of this broskis and may Freddie Mercury bless u all 🙏💖🥰

Yours lovingly,

RadHumptyTrumpty and Jamal Gripperton <3