#piggy xmas

[hogwash-deli]

Xmas delicatessen III : Cabin

[cutecruelanna]

Happy Christmas eve from me and it 🥰

[joehunky07]

Happy New Year guys. Get a lot of comments about my round belly while i stuff myself and smoke more and more. Hope we get bigger and bigger soon!

[misky-uwu]

Merry Christmas 🥰

Feliz navidad 🥳🥳🥳

🥲🥲👉👈

[jesse-pinko]

So when I was in high school I had a friend who was studying abroad in the states from Morocco and she went to this caroling thing w me and my family and when we got to The Twelve Days of Christmas she had three questions for me:

1) What do any of these things have to do with Christmas am I missing something

2) What’s with all the birds

3) (Nervous laughter) when does this song end

My answers went something like:

1) I don’t know

2) I don’t know

3) We are on four calling birds so I have some bad news for you

[legendaryspookinessofhumanbones]

listening to John Denver and the Muppets' A Christmas Together and it got me wondering...

please reblog for sample size

[thaitushy]

And for xmas your gift is to empty your wallet on my, piggy..you're welcome 💋 $kayfaithhh11

[dramaticartisan]

Batch 1 : Cats

These were made by my classmates giving me palette and animal suggestions btw, making these into stickers to give out before xmas break

These are ¼ the size of the reg stickers I had designed for the group social experiment but there will be a sweets sheet for valentines

Doomsday trio sheets might drop next year in diff seasons, the blob sheet might be posted in spring and the birds in autumn, the piggy one might have to get split up into smaller sheets

I might have been using the wrong canvas dimensions for the pig sheet... like double to triple the sizes of the others bc I was using my portrait canvas preset...

[hogwash-deli]

Hogwash

[delphinidin4]

Actually, I'm not done talking about this.

Here is my reasoning for saying Dracula:

Muppet Moby Dick would be awful unless they changed the story beyond all recognition. Because Moby Dick is an awful story. Because it isn't a story. It's like, "I got on a whaling ship. A lot of metaphors happened. We tried to kill a whale. We failed. Then everybody died but me." That summary actually probably conveys more plot than actually appears in the novel. Please do not.

Muppet Hamlet: This could be interesting, but again, could only be a Muppet movie if they significantly changed the plot. Cause... uh... there's a lot of tragic dyin' in that thar play. The point of Hamlet (at least the way it is interpreted by modern literature) isn't the plot, it's the philosophizing, and philosophizing does not a good Muppet movie make. (I want that on a tshirt.)

Muppet Metamorphosis: Metamorphosis is even more depressing than Hamlet and has even less plot than Moby Dick. Seriously.

Muppet Count of Monte Cristo: Have you ever read this novel? It is a long-ass, weird-ass book. Guy gets screwed over by people, escapes from Alcatraz, then spends like a decade getting his psychological revenge on the people who betrayed him because he literally thinks he's the instrument of Divine Justice. And again, that conveys more interest than the narrative actually holds. A Muppet version of James Caviezel movie adaptation? Sure. A Muppet version of the novel? Ehhhhhhhhh please no.

Muppet Pride and Prejudice: This could work. There are enough silly and over-the-top characters that they could make it work as an over-the-top comedy, while at the same time, the story has some heart that they could be srs bzns about. My only worry is that too much of the story is one-on-one romantic stuff, which means either a ton of kermit and piggy trying to be srs bzns or a ton of the two humans interacting without any muppets. And I would definitely want kermit and piggy to play mr. and mrs. bennet. 100%.

Muppet War of the Worlds: Never read it; can't opine. From what little I remember about the plot, I think it might be simultaneously too scary and too depressing for a Muppet movie. I don't particularly want a post-apocalyptic Muppet movie unless it's going to be a parody of something entirely over-the-top, like Mad Max.

Muppet Odyssey: I feel like this could work. My only worry would be that the Odyssey is already so wild and fantastical that it wouldn't be funny enough: a lot of the humor of the Muppets is taking something relatively serious that has its ridiculous inclusions and making it absolutely bonkers. The Odyssey is already pretty bonkers. (Tho I want Circe to be played by Miss Piggy so she can turn all of Kermit's crew into pigs, AND I also want her to play Penelope, because that would just be funny as hell.)

Muppet Great Gatsby: I almost voted for this. Because this is EXACTLY the kind of story that imo good Muppet movies are made from: it is a story that takes itself Sooper Seriously Guys that is also kind of ridiculous, so the Muppets could mine all the ridiculousness out of it. The only problem is that, again, they would have to change a lot of it to make it less tragic, depressing, violent, misogynistic... Well, make it less Great Gatsby I guess is what I'm saying.

Muppet Dracula: This is the one I voted for. The story takes itself seriously but is over-the-top and bizarre and hilarious and just ASKING to be parodied. There's plenty of plot and action. There are a lot of fun characters. Kermit and Piggy are NOT Jonathan and Mina Harker, but Arthur and Lucy. They'd have to do something to the plot to deal with the fact that Piggy gets staked and her head cut off, but most of the rest of the story could stay, I think. Also, Dracula is a well-known and beloved story, just like Xmas Carol and Treasure Island. It's wild already, and the Muppets would have just the right sense of humor to make it truly hilarious.

(Bonus points if you explain how you would adapt it in the tags)

[smallbutnotmighty]

Piggy gets some Peppa Pig alphabet lettter for xmas. Piggy can then spell out all the names she’s been called this year. E.g ‘clipples’ etc

This is an...abomination!

Although, piggy is a bit squirmy now…

[betterknownas-immortalhd]

tagged by: @rainbowcoloredpalmtrees

Iam a collector and peruser of things and objects I suppose

I dont have anyone to tag cuz this bitch took all 2 of my moots i tag things in smh

[writer59january13]

FROM SANTA CLAUS XMAS 2011written twelve years ago

when yours truly about two score and twelve years old, and fishy financial fiasco about twenty six weeks before being scalloped courtesy villainous fraudster otherwise known as scam artists, blithely, glibly, and pliantly fleeced with shear trickery my coveted nest egg.

TO: TWO PRECIOUS HARRIS LASSES WHO LIVE ON GREENTREE LANE

THIS FAST APPROACHING CHRISTMAS HOLIDAY

AS WILL READILY BECAME PLAIN

RECEIVED A SPARTAN GOVERNMENT LARGESSE

WHICH AFFORDS PRESENT ONLY ONE BOX OF COAL APIECE

DISAPPOINTMENT THIS PA HUMBUG HO HUM FELLOW WILL TRY TO EXPLAIN.

OUTRAGEOUS COSTS TO CLOTHE ELVES WHAT WITH DESIGNER CLOTHES

AND THE LATEST TECHNOLOGICAL GIZMO

NEARLY BROKE THE PIGGY BANK

IN ADDITION TO FEED THE REINDEER COMPOSED OF BUCKS AND DOES

THIS I TELL YOU TO BE EARNEST AND FRANK

WHICH GRUELING BUSINESS NEARLY FOUND LITTLE ASS(ETS) FROZE

THIS GOVERNMENT ACTION NO HALLOWEEN PRANK

NEARLY FOUND ME BEHIND BARS ADDING TO UNFORTUNATE WOES.

SMALL TOKENS ACQUIRED BY THE ABILITY TO SCRIMP AND SAVE

A PITTANCE COMPARED TO LAST YULETIDE

YET NO INTENT TO BE MEAN SPIRITED NOR RANT OR RAVE

FOR BOUNDLESS LOVE SPILLS FORTH FROM SENSITIVE PRIDE

NO MATTER SOME PERCEIVE ME UNSAINTLY PURSE NICKETY KNAVE

RANK AS A WORSE CREATION THAN FRANKENSTEIN’S BRIDE.

TRY TO REMEMBER TIS THE THOUGHT FROM WITHIN TO GIVE EACH

AND EXTEND THE SPIRIT OF GOOD CHEER

THAT COUNTS MORE THAN SPEND LAVISHLY AND TO REALLY TEACH

SO CHERISH EACH AND EVERY MOMENT WITH PASSION TO SPARE.

NOW ONWARD AND UPWARD HO

WITH THE SOUND OF SLEIGH BELLS BACK TO THE NORTH POLE

THIS POOPED OUT HERD WILL GO

AND THE EXPECTED GIFT FROM THE MISSUS A LUMP OF COAL

PLUS A LAUNDRY LIST OF DUTIES PERFORMED

WHILE ENDURING TEMPERATURES (INCLUDING WIND CHILL FACTOR)

THAT FEEL LIKE…

WELL BELOW ONE HUNDRED BELOW.

[jensownzoo]

The chicks are 5 weeks old today and the crested cream legbars are getting their baby mohawks in:

I also sold three of the extra chicks today so I have a bit of cash for an extra bag of feed that I am almost certainly going to need for these little piggies. Going to try laying the sheet vinyl in the coop tomorrow morning since it’s supposed to be a reasonable temperature. Then all I need to do is set up a ramp and they can use the coop instead of the doghouse (which they are rapidly outgrowing).

Need to either get a battery-powered tealight or fix the garage’s electricity to power the xmas lights in the coop—best way to draw new chickies into the coop is to light it up at dusk. Right now I’m going out at twilight and training a flashlight into the doghouse which gets them moving into it like ducklings. Automating that process would be nice. Then we can work on proper roosting.

[thaitushy]

This xmas Im taking everything you got..empty your pockets for me piggy 🐖