#pierced and tattooed Geralt

[0dde11eth]

Witchers aren't up on the latest trends, so they don't know about alot of new products

Jaskier and ciri having a girls day and going out for the day

They get home in the evening and geralt greets them at the door

Cue Geralt screaming when he sees ciri covered in tattoos and a dozen facial piercings

5 year old ciri loved the fake tattoos (pretty pictures!) and thought the fake jewelry (so shiny!) for her face was beautiful

She's concerned why daddy is unconscious on the ground

[shy-urban-hobbit]

Modern au

Lambert takes his niece to get her ears pierced for her birthday and oh no, the new guy at the studio is ridiculously hot!!

"You still sure about this, kid?" Lambert asked as the two of them rounded the corner onto the next street, Ciri took a break from demolishing her purple frosted doughnut to give him an excited nod. It was the answer he'd been expecting but it still didn't hurt to check. Ciri had expressed interest in getting her ears pierced a few months prior and the agreement she'd reached with her father was that if it was something she still wanted by the time her birthday came around and it wasn't just a passing whim then she had his permission. That day had finally arrived and Lambert had volunteered to make the arrangements and take her to his usual guy, fully convinced that Geralt would just end up wandering into the nearest Claire's otherwise - having no personal experience, the man had proven himself to be clueless when it came to researching reputable places.

He felt Ciri press a little closer to him and he wrapped an arm around her shoulder. He didn't blame her, they weren't exactly in the most respectable part of town anymore - he was pretty sure the rats would try to mug you if they were capable - and if any of Ciri's three parental figures were with them (Jaskier was definitely in the realms of honorary parent at this point, whatever the situation was with him, Geralt and Yenn) they'd probably be making them turn around and head back. They weren't though; and Lambert had been using this place for the last seven years, since he was eighteen and making questionable choices just to push Vesemir's buttons.

There'd been some new graffiti added to the red brick of the outside of the studio since the last time Lambert had visited - not that it'd stay there very long before one of the inhabitants covered it with work of their own. Years of this has led to a good portion of 'Dyn Marv tattoos and piercings' being covered in a mish-mash of traditional tattoo designs, psychedelic swirls, detailed wolves and tigers and a relatively fresh looking comic style UFO by one of the top windows.

Lambert's brow furrowed a little in confusion at the noise that greeted them as they entered. There was music playing - nothing unusual in that, there was always music playing on a low volume but this wasn't Cedric's usual heavy metal or Schrödinger's classic rock or even Axel's K-Pop. It sounded almost like folk rock if Lambert had to guess, unfamiliar but not unpleasant.

The figure behind the counter was also unfamiliar as they stood with their back to them, fairly tall and dark skinned with black curls tied back with a strip of blue cloth, a sleeveless white tank showing off muscular arms. Lambert cleared his throat awkwardly to catch their attention, then felt his throat dry up instantly when they turned at the noise. Oh no.

He was fucking gorgeous. A few loose curls framed a high cheek-boned face, full lips framed by labret and septum piercings pulled up into a wide smile which in turn caused khol rimmed, emerald eyes to crinkle at the corners. A silver chain disappeared into the low neck of his tank top which also offered a glimpse of toned chest, the edges of black ink barely visible.

"Hi there, can I help you?" He asked and oh god, even his voice was hot.

"You're not Cedric." Lambert immediately wanted to go drown himself in the customer bathroom.

"He left me in charge while he had to run out. Something about moving apartments and Schro getting stuck in a box again..." He finished with a shrug, "I'm Aiden."

Lambert felt something click in his brain, "Cedric's brother right? He's mentioned you a couple of times."

"Whatever he's told you, it's all lies." Aiden said with a wink, leaning on the counter and resting his chin on his hand - the back of said hand Lambert noted, sported a tattoo of a realistic snarling, green eyed black cat.

"So anything I can help with today or would you rather hang out and wait for Cedric, although I couldn't tell you how long he'll be."

"Depends. How are you with kids and piercings?" He knew Dragonfly only dealt with tattoos whilst Joel specialised in the more 'adult' piercings and didn't tend to take clients under twenty one. Lambert gestured to Ciri who had wandered away from him to browse over the display of various spiked cuffs and brightly coloured necklaces for sale.

"I've experience with both. I did my apprenticeship and got my qualifications under Cedric and Axel and have many niblings and foster siblings, as you probably already know if you know Cedric."

Lambert nodded. Cedric and the others ran a tight ship, they wouldn't allow Aiden to work here if he didn't meet their standards, "Ciri." He called, dragging the girls attention from a plastic unicorn necklace she'd been eyeing up "This is Aiden, he's going to do your piercings, ok?"

Ciri scrutinized him for a couple of seconds before giving a nod. Aiden grinned back.

"And what are we going for today. Nose, belly button? No don't tell me... eyebrow!"

Ciri giggled, "My daddy said I can get my ears pierced for my birthday."

"Oh really?" He threw a quick look at Lambert and something in his expression closed off, "Well let's get some studs picked out and then we'll get you all comfy and set up."

"Can I use the bathroom first, please?"

"Just through there, sweetie." Aiden said, gesturing to the lime green door behind her before placing one of the standard forms in front of Lambert, "We'll do the boring paperwork in the meantime."

"I'm not daddy by the way." Lambert blurted out after a couple of minutes spent in awkward silence.

"Huh?"

"I'm her uncle." He held the form out for the other whilst trying his damned hardest not to stare at those lips.

"Well," Aiden deliberately brushed his fingers against Lambert's as he went to take it, voice pitched lower as his eyes slowly looked Lambert up and down, "If you ever want to be someone's Daddy, I wouldn't be opposed."

Before Lambert could even think of a response to that Ciri returned and Aiden was back to being professional, yelling for Dragonfly to come watch the front before showing his newest client all of the different earrings she could choose from and having a serious discussion about red Vs. blue as if he hadn't just made Lambert's brain short circuit. Dragonfly chimed in with her opinion every now and then too whilst throwing a smirk at Lambert which left him wondering how much of that exchange the petite, heavily tattooed blonde might have heard.

Lambert was ready to leave at a moments notice as Ciri glanced around Aiden's workspace, sitting stiffly and looking far too small in the leather chair.

"Ok Ciri, we're all ready to go." Aiden settled on a stool next to her, angling himself so the tray bearing the bright pink studs (and more importantly, the needle) was out of Ciri's eyeline, "Now, you look a teeny bit nervous there so would you like me to explain everything to you or just shut up and get on with it?"

"Could you tell me please? I don't like not knowing what's happening."

Ten minutes later, after having Aiden show her everything he was going to be using and answering all her questions, a much calmer Ciri was staring at the far wall trying to count all of the band stickers which had been put there and added to over the years, with Lambert sat on the now vacated stool by her feet "Feel free to swear kid. We won't say anything if you don't."

"Absolutely." Aiden agreed, "Ok. And 3...2...1"

"BUTTS!"

Lambert rolled his eyes heavenwards whilst Aiden looked like he was trying to hold in a laugh.

"Well, I can honestly say I've never had anyone scream 'butts' in my face before now. You got a poop to go with it? 3...2...1"

"POOP!"

"I need to be having a word with her dad if she thinks butts is a swear." Lambert muttered as he paid, Ciri back to hanging around the jewellery display and proudly showing off her new piercings to Dragonfly.

"Oh come on. It was pretty hilarious." Aiden chuckled somewhat awkwardly, "Hey, I'm sorry if I came on a little too strong earlier by the way. Sometimes my mouth shoots off before my brain kicks in."

Lambert made sure Ciri was suitably distracted before leaning in closer, "It's not your mouth I want to make shoot off."

The hitched breath he got in response was incredibly satisfying.

"Uncle Lambert, look what Dragonfly gave me!" Ciri yelled, breaking the moment and holding up the unicorn necklace from earlier.

"For the birthday girl." Dragonfly looked a little too smug and Lambert was going to figure out a way to get revenge.

"Well then...if there's nothing else I can help with today...?"

"Actually-"

Vesemir sighed, shaking his head in defeat as he caught sight of Lambert, "Please tell me taking Ciri wasn't just a cover for that. What on earth were you thinking?"

Lambert merely waggled his eyebrows in response, the new gold bar in the left catching the light as he did. Right now he was thinking getting an impulsive piercing to give the pretty guy a reason to touch him wasn't the dumbest thing he'd ever done by a longshot. Especially when said pretty guy gave him his private number afterwards "Incase you have any problems with aftercare."

He smirked as he fished out his phone, firing off a message to Aiden inviting him to find out sometime exactly how seriously he took aftercare.

[knot-ee]

What's your phone wallpaper?: My pupper who passed away many years ago.

Last song listened to: Oblivion by Bastille.

Currently reading: The Wheel of Time.

Last movie: Logan!

Last show: 30 Rock.

What are you wearing right now?: Just briefs honestly.

How tall are you?: 6'1".

Piercings/Tattoos: Not anymore.

Glasses/Contacts?: I ain't a nerd. haha gotem!

Last thing you ate?: Pickle flavored chips.

Favorite Color: Green.

Current obsession: Ahi tuna and ponzu sauce.

Do you have a crush right now?: What are we, twelve??

Favorite fictional character: Oooooof-Suguru Geto, Steve Rogers, Bullseye, Daken, Vasiliy Fet, Castiel, Rogue, Dean Craig Pelton, Jamie Lannister, Cersei Lannister, Reno from FFVII, Gambit, Gannicus, Cliff Steele, Buster Bluth, Geralt of Rivia, Roy Harper, Wanda Maximoff, Dr. Zoidberg, Dwight Schrute. A lot from many genres and media types.

Last place you traveled: All over Kansas, USA... for work.

thaaaank you @hauntsect

[legacyshenanigans]

Get to know the Blogger

Tagged by: @floodl8

Share your wallpaper:

It's literally just plain black 😅

Last song you listened to:

Yeasayer - Don't come close.

Currently reading:

I'm actually not reading anything currently, last books I did read were The Witcher novels.

Last movie:

Annihilation.

Last show:

Think I watched some old AHS weeks ago 🤣

Craving:

A big bag of Haribos.

What are you wearing right now:

Black sweats and a t-shirt that has a picture of racoon and a possum on it that says "live fast, eat trash" (my pjs basically🤣)

How tall are you:

5'4.

Piercings:

Both sides of my nose. One ear. And my nips🤣

Tattoos:

Cat skull below my ear.

A two moon junction symbol on my chest.

The triforce from LoZ on my wrist

And the eye of truth from LoZ below that

Glasses? Contacts?:

Nope

Last drink:

Fanta Lemon

Last ate:

A maccies.

Favourite colour:

Purple, most shades.

Current Obsession:

Hogwarts Legacy gang, and my own vision of Marvolo 🤣

Any Pets:

Two cats, Xavier & Storm.

Favourite fictional character:

I've had so fucking many over the year's. But some that I've been literally obsessed with because I found them interesting would be: Arthur Morgan (RDR2), Geralt of Rivia (The Witcher) Connor (DBH) Voldemort (HP) and now Sebastian, Ominis, amd my HC Marvolo will be added to that list for sure. 🤣

I tag: Literally anyone who would like to do this, you can say I tagged you! 😊💚

~

[marianasofiaibarra]

i was tagged by @binickmiller and @cirilla-geralt, thank you!!! 💜💜💜

rules: bold the ones that are true and tag 15 people to do it

APPEARANCE

i’m over 5’5” // i wear glasses/contacts // i have blonde hair // i prefer loose clothing to tight clothing // i have one or more piercings // i have at least one tattoo // i have blue eyes // i have dyed or highlighted my hair // i have gotten plastic surgery // i have or had braces // i sunburn easily // i have freckles // i paint my nails // i typically wear make-up // i don’t often smile // i am pleased with how i look // i prefer nike to adidas // i wear baseball hats backwards

HOBBIES AND TALENTS

i play a sport // i can play an instrument // i am artistic // i know more than one language // i have won a trophy in some sort of competition // i can cook or bake without a recipe // i know how to swim // i enjoy writing // i can do origami // i prefer movies to tv shows // i can execute a perfect somersault // i enjoy singing // i could survive in the wild on my own // i have read a new book series this year // i enjoy spending time with friends // i travel during school or work breaks // i can do a handstand

RELATIONSHIP

i am in a relationship // i have been single for over a year // i have a crush // i have a best friend i have known for ten years // my parents are together // i have dated my best friend // i am adopted // my crush has confessed to me // i have a long distance relationship // i am an only child // i give advice to my friends // i have made an online friend // i met up with someone i have met online

AESTHETICS

i have heard the ocean in a conch shell // i have watched the sun rise // i enjoy rainy days // i have slept under the stars // i meditate outside // the sound of chirping calms me // i enjoy the smell of the beach // i know what snow tastes like // i listen to music to fall asleep // i enjoy thunderstorms // i enjoy cloud watching // i have attended a bonfire // i pay close attention to colours // i find mystery in the ocean // i enjoy hiking on nature paths // autumn is my favourite season

MISCELLANEOUS

i can fall asleep in a moving vehicle // i am the mom friend // i live by a certain quote // i like the smell of sharpies // i am involved in extracurricular activities // i enjoy mexican food // i can drive a stick-shift // i believe in true love // i make up scenarios to fall asleep // i sing in the shower // i wish i lived in a video game // i have a canopy above my bed // i am multiracial // i am a redhead // i own at least three dogs

tagging (no pressure!!!): @romanroygirlie @nicholas-nelsons @tommos @stonerosestank @pop-punklouis @sugar-baby-bear @harrylights @akkpipitphattana @holdingontoheartache @backmygirlhood @uwulouis @toxiclarrie @famefucker @hauntedhousetv @wecantalktomorrow

[karendevil]

I was tagged by the ever-so-awesome @cirilla-geralt & the wonderful @camilepreaker! Thank you to you both!

APPEARANCE

i’m over 5’5” // i wear glasses/contacts // i have blonde hair // i prefer loose clothing to tight clothing // i have one or more piercings // i have at least one tattoo // i have blue eyes // i have dyed or highlighted my hair // i have gotten plastic surgery // i have or had braces // i sunburn easily // i have freckles // i paint my nails // i typically wear make-up // i don’t often smile // i am pleased with how i look // i prefer nike to adidas // i wear baseball hats backwards

HOBBIES AND TALENTS

i play a sport // i can play an instrument // i am artistic // i know more than one language // i have won a trophy in some sort of competition // i can cook or bake without a recipe // i know how to swim // i enjoy writing // i can do origami // i prefer movies to tv shows // i can execute a perfect somersault // i enjoy singing // i could survive in the wild on my own // i have read a new book series this year // i enjoy spending time with friends // i travel during school or work breaks // i can do a handstand

RELATIONSHIP

i am in a relationship // i have been single for over a year // i have a crush // i have a best friend i have known for ten years // my parents are together // i have dated my best friend // i am adopted // my crush has confessed to me // i have a long distance relationship // i am an only child // i give advice to my friends // i have made an online friend // i met up with someone i have met online

AESTHETICS

i have heard the ocean in a conch shell // i have watched the sun rise // i enjoy rainy days // i have slept under the stars // i meditate outside // the sound of chirping calms me // i enjoy the smell of the beach // i know what snow tastes like // i listen to music to fall asleep // i enjoy thunderstorms // i enjoy cloud watching // i have attended a bonfire // i pay close attention to colours // i find mystery in the ocean // i enjoy hiking on nature paths // autumn is my favourite season

MISCELLANEOUS

i can fall asleep in a moving vehicle // i am the mom friend // i live by a certain quote // i like the smell of sharpies // i am involved in extracurricular activities // i enjoy mexican food // i can drive a stick-shift // i believe in true love // i make up scenarios to fall asleep // i sing in the shower // i wish i lived in a video game // i have a canopy above my bed // i am multiracial // i am a redhead // i own at least three dogs

I tag: @spielbrgs, @yenneferschaos, @margaritalaux-antille, @thehiddenbaroness, @atlantidea, @blackfyredaemon, @chuckhansen, @yeongsshin (Only if you want to!)

[amournoir]

𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐦𝐞

rules: bold the ones that are true and tag fifteen (15) other bloggers to do it too!

thanks to my darlings @ghostlyfleur & @jjsbank444 for the tags 🤍

APPEARANCE:

i’m over 5’5” // i wear glasses/contacts // i have blonde hair // i prefer loose clothing to tight clothing // i have one or more piercings // i have at least one tattoo // i have blue eyes // i have dyed or highlighted my hair // i have gotten plastic surgery // i have or had braces // i sunburn easily // i have freckles // i paint my nails // i typically wear make-up // i don’t often smile // i am pleased with how i look // i prefer nike to adidas // i wear baseball hats backwards

HOBBIES & TALENTS:

i play a sport // i can play an instrument // i am artistic // i know more than one language // i have won a trophy in some sort of competition // i can cook or bake without a recipe // i know how to swim // i enjoy writing // i can do origami // i prefer movies to tv shows // i can execute a perfect somersault // i enjoy singing // i could survive in the wild on my own // i have read a new book series this year // i enjoy spending time with friends // i travel during school or work breaks // i can do a handstand

RELATIONSHIPS:

i am in a relationship // i have been single for over a year // i have a crush // i have a best friend i have known for ten years // my parents are together // i have dated my best friend // i am adopted // my crush has confessed to me // i have a long distance relationship // i am an only child // i give advice to my friends // i have made an online friend // i met up with someone i have met online

AESTHETICS:

i have heard the ocean in a conch shell // i have watched the sun rise // i enjoy rainy days // i have slept under the stars // i meditate outside // the sound of chirping calms me // i enjoy the smell of the beach // i know what snow tastes like // i listen to music to fall asleep // i enjoy thunderstorms // i enjoy cloud watching // i have attended a bonfire // i pay close attention to colours // i find mystery in the ocean // i enjoy hiking on nature paths // autumn is my favourite season

MISCELLANEOUS:

i can fall asleep in a moving vehicle // i am the mom friend // i live by a certain quote // i like the smell of sharpies // i am involved in extracurricular activities // i enjoy mexican food // i can drive a stick-shift // i believe in true love // i make up scenarios to fall asleep // i sing in the shower // i wish i lived in a video game // i have a canopy above my bed // i am multiracial // i am a redhead // i own at least three dogs

no pressure tags 🏷️ @buckyysdoll @cottontears @sweetestdesire @illicitfixations @sweetandgentlecreature @dreamingwithrafe @softcoremaybank @wildflwrdarlin @geralts-yenn ♡

[raccoon-eyed-rebel]

🌪️

I feel like I have an idea....

🌪 Tornado - Who is your most impulsive character and why?

You called?

It has to be Mike! This boy barely has 2 brain cells to rub together, he does NOT think his decisions through!!!

This man - throughout my fics - has told his cat to fuck off because he's trying to score, got grounded for making out in his parents' bedroom, got busted for fooling around in his car, got his ass handed to him for trying to be a Dom he was just NOT, fell out of bed with his girlfriend while making out, had to repeat his first year of college because he didn't make the right call the first time... the list goes on.

He also continuously loses bets wich means he has to get silly tattoos 😂😂😂

(And if we count @geralts-yenn's HTB Mikey, because me and bestie share a brain so he's a little bit my Mike, too, HE GOT HIS DICK PIERCED ON A BET. So. Yeah.)

[extrxmegxnius]

TAGGED BY: NO ONE I STOLE IT, COME GET ME.

TAGGING: just take it whatever byeee

                                          ✧･ﾟ   𝐃𝐀𝐒𝐇 𝐆𝐀𝐌𝐄.

★  ⸻   WHAT'S YOUR PHONE WALLPAPER?

It's a neat frosty purple to blue gradient along the edges of my phone and black in the middle. Light coming from the void. Makes my phone look like it's glowing.

★  ⸻   LAST SONG YOU LISTENED TO? 

Not Dead Yet, Lord Huron. Please. Listen to......everything they make. Their music is worth more than the band's weight in gold.

★  ⸻   CURRENTLY READING?

Hf;ksf;kdjhksadjg I'm reading a few books technically but I hardly make time for them. The Body Keeps the Score, The Happiness Trap, Rise of Kyoshi, Rooster Fighter (HIGHLY RECOMMEND!!!), The Witcher: Sword of Destiny, the Hellsing manga... I put too much on my plate but I WILL EAT IT ALL.

★  ⸻   LAST MOVIE?

It was this bizarre Belgian movie called A Town Called Panic. Stop motion toys and a wacky plot that seemed like it came from the mind of children. Good stuff!

★  ⸻   LAST SHOW? 

Adventure Time!! I didn't hop on that train when it was popular but I'm loving it now. Marceline is my big fave.

★  ⸻   WHAT ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW? 

Black athletic shorts and a PJ top because it is hot asf at night.

★  ⸻   HOW TALL ARE YOU? 

5'8" and some change.

★  ⸻   PIERCINGS / TATTOOS? 

Just my ears I'm afraid, although I think those holes are closing because I don't like any of the earrings I have lmaooo. I'm planning on getting a tattoo this year though.

★  ⸻   GLASSES / CONTACTS?: 

nop I have good lil eyes ((((((for now)))))

★  ⸻   LAST THING YOU ATE?  

Zucchini pasta and Dr. Pepper for dinner at work lmaoooo

★  ⸻   FAVORITE COLOR(S)? 

RED. I like. I love. It makes me feel so excited but also moody at the same time. I feel like it makes sense for who I am in my head.

★  ⸻   CURRENT OBSESSION?

ALUCARD MY LOVE- I mean, Hellsing.

★  ⸻   DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH RIGHT NOW?

jk i'm a married lady.

★  ⸻   FAVORITE FICTIONAL CHARACTER? 

Seto Kaiba, hands down. I loved him as a kid, still fond of him now. Although I really do like Alucard and Geralt of Rivia as well.

★  ⸻   LAST PLACE YOU VISITED?

Place? What kind of place? I was just at work, and recently I took a trip into town. If you mean further away, I was in Rome last summer.

I have nothing else to add. Adieu.

[ellethespaceunicorn]

get to know me

rules: bold the ones that are true and tag fifteen (15) other bloggers to do it too!

thank you @geralts-yenn for the tag

APPEARANCE:

i’m over 5’5” // i wear glasses/contacts // i have blonde hair // i prefer loose clothing to tight clothing // i have one or more piercings // i have at least one tattoo // i have blue eyes // i have dyed or highlighted my hair // i have gotten plastic surgery // i have or had braces // i sunburn easily // i have freckles // i paint my nails // i typically wear make-up // i don’t often smile // i am pleased with how i look // i prefer nike to adidas // i wear baseball hats backwards

HOBBIES & TALENTS:

i play a sport // i can play an instrument // i am artistic // i know more than one language // i have won a trophy in some sort of competition // i can cook or bake without a recipe // i know how to swim // i enjoy writing // i can do origami // i prefer movies to tv shows // i can execute a perfect somersault // i enjoy singing // i could survive in the wild on my own // i have read a new book series this year // i enjoy spending time with friends // i travel during school or work breaks // i can do a handstand

RELATIONSHIPS:

i am in a relationship // i have been single for over a year // i have a crush // i have a best friend i have known for ten years // my parents are together // i have dated my best friend // i am adopted // my crush has confessed to me // i have a long distance relationship // i am an only child // i give advice to my friends // i have made an online friend // i met up with someone i have met online

AESTHETICS:

i have heard the ocean in a conch shell // i have watched the sun rise // i enjoy rainy days // i have slept under the stars // i meditate outside // the sound of chirping calms me // i enjoy the smell of the beach // i know what snow tastes like // i listen to music to fall asleep // i enjoy thunderstorms // i enjoy cloud watching // i have attended a bonfire // i pay close attention to colours // i find mystery in the ocean // i enjoy hiking on nature paths // autumn is my favourite season

MISCELLANEOUS:

i can fall asleep in a moving vehicle // i am the mom friend // i live by a certain quote // i like the smell of sharpies // i am involved in extracurricular activities // i enjoy mexican food // i can drive a stick-shift // i believe in true love // i make up scenarios to fall asleep // i sing in the shower // i wish i lived in a video game // i have a canopy above my bed // i am multiracial // i am a redhead // i own at least three dogs

no pressure tags: @halfofmysoulsblog @cardierreh15 @milknhonies @deandoesthingstome @georgiapeach30513 @hansensgirl

[aemondtragaryen]

rules: bold the ones that are true and tag 15 people to do it

tagged by @cirilla-geralt, thanks Kim! <3

APPEARANCE

i’m over 5’5” // i wear glasses/contacts // i have blonde hair // i prefer loose clothing to tight clothing // i have one or more piercings // i have at least one tattoo // i have blue eyes // i have dyed or highlighted my hair // i have gotten plastic surgery // i have or had braces // i sunburn easily // i have freckles // i paint my nails // i typically wear make-up // i don’t often smile // i am pleased with how i look // i prefer nike to adidas // i wear baseball hats backwards

HOBBIES AND TALENTS

i play a sport // i can play an instrument // i am artistic // i know more than one language // i have won a trophy in some sort of competition // i can cook or bake without a recipe // i know how to swim // i enjoy writing // i can do origami // i prefer movies to tv shows // i can execute a perfect somersault // i enjoy singing // i could survive in the wild on my own // i have read a new book series this year // i enjoy spending time with friends // i travel during school or work breaks // i can do a handstand

RELATIONSHIP

i am in a relationship // i have been single for over a year // i have a crush // i have a best friend i have known for ten years // my parents are together // i have dated my best friend // i am adopted // my crush has confessed to me // i have a long distance relationship // i am an only child // i give advice to my friends // i have made an online friend // i met up with someone i have met online

AESTHETICS

i have heard the ocean in a conch shell // i have watched the sun rise // i enjoy rainy days // i have slept under the stars // i meditate outside // the sound of chirping calms me // i enjoy the smell of the beach // i know what snow tastes like // i listen to music to fall asleep // i enjoy thunderstorms // i enjoy cloud watching // i have attended a bonfire // i pay close attention to colours // i find mystery in the ocean // i enjoy hiking on nature paths // autumn is my favourite season

MISCELLANEOUS

i can fall asleep in a moving vehicle // i am the mom friend // i live by a certain quote // i like the smell of sharpies // i am involved in extracurricular activities // i enjoy mexican food // i can drive a stick-shift // i believe in true love // i make up scenarios to fall asleep // i sing in the shower // i wish i lived in a video game // i have a canopy above my bed // i am multiracial // i am a redhead // i own at least three dogs

too lazy to tag people tbh but if you see this and wanna do it you can say I tagged you :)

[ofvoidx]

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what’s your phone wallpaper: emily kaldwin & evie frye lmao last song you listened to: love story by taylor swift currently reading : i'm trying to get through the witcher series but i'm gonna be real bud, it's just geralt telling a bunch of people not to do that and they do it and it's honestly kind of boring. last movie: captain marvel. last show: arcane because i forced ikaros to watch it. what are you wearing right now: my work uniform how tall are you? : 5'6" piercings / tattoos?: ears for piercings, 7 tattoos glasses? contacts?: i have an eye phobia so i can't really get near my eyes without blinking sporadically, i only wear glasses last thing you ate?: a waffle and a slice of ham and your mom. favorite color(s): neon yellow or green tbh current obsession: it's always dishonored but also dead island 2 do you have a crush right now?: no, i'm too lonely for that but also... your mom favorite fictional character: there's a ton lmao last place you traveled: florida to bother my parents

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[stillm0nster]

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what's your phone wallpaper: it's a picture i took of a yellow flower from our garden ( and my lockscreen is my little gremlin of a cat <3 ) last song you listened to: fly by cravity currently reading: nothing last movie: the childe last show: beyond evil what are you wearing right now: shorts and a t-shirt, it's so hot rip how tall are you: 154cm piercings / tattoos: 4 pearcings and no tattoos because i'm too picky, could never decide on a tattoo glasses / contacts: glasses when i read / sit on the pc last thing you ate: baguette🤌 favorite color(s): purple / violet, yellow, black current obsession: enhypen, i'm late to the party but better late than sorry any pets: a cat called pooh <3 do you have a crush right now: not really favorite fictional character: dabi from bnha. i always somehow like villains more than the oh so typical op mains. GERALT of rivia, the white wolf <33 last place you traveled: in my dreams i traveled to the states and saw my bestie </3 hsdjkfds

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[altsmultimuse]

𝐃𝐀𝐒𝐇 𝐆𝐀𝐌𝐄: GET TO KNOW THE MUN.

What’s your phone wallpaper: my lock screen is my cat Majora, & my home screen is fanart of Yennefer & Jaskier giving Geralt a kissy on the cheek ❤️

Last song you listened to: "Eyes Closed" by Ed Sheeran

Currently reading: "Hannibal" by Thomas Harris, & "Blood of Elves" by Andrzej Sapkowski

Last movie: The Super Mario Movie

What are you wearing: Mothman pajamas from Em and Sprout on Etsy! ( unfortunately they don't sell the ones i'm wearing anymore )

Piercings / tattoos: piercings: right ear lobe & septum. tattoos: もう一回 on my right wrist, a full color bust of Link from Legend of Zelda on my left shoulder, & a grayscale shaded... i guess you could call it a bust? of the angel from "The Fallen Angel" by Alexandre Cabanel on my inner left bicep.

Glasses / contacts or both? glasses

Last thing you ate: ummm uhhh i think it was a mini hershey's chocolate bar w/ peanuts

Favorite color(s): blue & pink

Current Obsession: NBC's Hannibal, Red Dead Redemption 2, Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom

Do you have a crush? i did for a little while but i don't think so anymore??? idk

Favorite fictional character? I Cannot Choose Just One.

Tagged by: @talentbloomed​ // Tagging: whoever wants to do it!

[on-a-lucky-tide]

Geralt/Lambert modern AU, just anything. I love prickly Lambert begrudgingly accepting soft because he actually loves the attention but refuses to admit it.

Lambert’s been nursing a crush on the garage’s very own pretty boy, with his piercings, tattoos and body to die for. But, you know, pining’s for losers, and it’s not until Geralt offers to help him with a bad back that Lambert realises the interest is very much returned...

“Why does he have to open it between jobs?” Lambert grumbled quietly to Eskel in the breakroom, glaring down into the tepid depths of the filter coffee in his hands. It was difficult to not stare when Geralt waltzed into the breakroom with his overalls open to the belly button. His chest was a work of fucking art. Literally, in all ways. Lambert had to stop himself staring at the tattoos, because that inevitably led to staring at the rest; the amazing fucking chest, the ripped abdominals.

Fucking pretty boy asshole thought he was above everyone, and—

The sexual attraction had started slowly. It wasn’t instant. Never was with Lambert, fuck if he knew why. But everything about Geralt was Lambert’s type, right down to his snarky attitude when customers were idiots and the easy manner in which he floated through life, apparently giving zero fucks about anything. Granted, Geralt was a bit more subtle than Lambert, who wasn’t above calling them fucking idiots to their face and swore loudly and often that he didn’t care about shit. There was one snag though. Geralt was very much taken. He even had the guy’s name tattooed around his neck: ‘Jaskier’.

And no, Lambert didn’t fucking pine. Pining was for losers.

“The workshop gets hot,” Eskel replied, brow furrowed as he squinted at the crossword in front of him. The newspaper pages crackled as he pressed the pen down. “Nineteen across; figure who may inflame aching back. Eros.”

“Well, Eros can fuck off, because mine’s still killing,” Lambert stretched, coffee mug abandoned, and winced when the muscles in his back twinged. Four days ago, an old Volvo had slipped off the jack and Lambert got yanked to the floor with it. At the time, it felt like every muscle in his back had torn, but after a hot bath and a day off he was back to mobility. Still hurt like all fuck though.

“I told you, you need to go to a physio,” Eskel checked his watch and then folded his newspaper. Break was over. “We’ve got all the paperwork in order. The company’ll cover it.”

“And have a strange pervy asshole run his hands all over me? Yeah, great, sounds fucking amazing.”

“Suit yourself,” Eskel sighed and flicked his hand in farewell as he returned to the garage floor. Five minutes of silence passed as Lambert continued to roll his shoulders and pick over his pasta salad. The breakroom door opened, and a familiar, white-haired Adonis ambled in with a thermos and a wrapped ham sandwich.

“Afternoon,” Geralt jutted his chin in greeting and fell into the sofa. Predictably, the buttons on his overalls came open and he wasn’t wearing a shirt underneath. The curve of his pec accentuated by a fold of blue fabric, Lambert tried not to stare at the peak of his nipple as a button rolled across it and – “Eskel said your back’s still hurting.”

“Uh,” Lambert cleared his throat and rubbed a hand over his face. “Yeah. S’nothing.”

“I could give you a massage,” Geralt said it so flippantly, and Lambert didn’t just accidentally snort coffee like it was crack off a hooker’s tit. “I used to be a PT. Part of the service.”

PT. Made sense with a physique like that. Lambert was pretty proud of his own build, but Geralt took it to a whole new level and Eskel… well, Eskel would make an MMA wrestler look petite. That was just a fact of life at this point. “Yeah, no, it’s… that’d be weird, right? No.”

There was also the horrifying certainty that the moment Geralt touched him he’d get a boner, and it wouldn’t be a half chubby either. It’d be a full-blown erection with tears.

“Hmm,” Geralt shrugged. “Offer’s there. It’ll make you feel a hundred times better.”

“Yeah, right. Uh, I’ve got a Karen booked in next, so I’m—.” Lambert walked out quickly, because even the thought of—oh fuck, you know what? Fuck it all. Geralt was probably taking the piss, because he did that kind of shit. For the rest of the day, Lambert was in a foul mood. The ‘Karen’ in question was just as obnoxious and obtuse as he expected and Eskel had to come over and defuse the situation before they throttled each other.

His back got worse somehow, until he had to spend at least ten minutes in each hour hunched over the bonnet of a car breathing deeply—but not too deeply because it fucking hurt. One evening he even went as far as to google some physios, but the pretentious flare of their websites and the niggling dislike of strangers touching him put him off straight away.

But it hurt so fucking much.

Desperate times called for desperate measures, and one breaktime Lambert approached Geralt. It was just the two of them—Eskel took his day off on Mondays when the bookings were quietest—so the embarrassment probability was in Lambert’s favour. “Hey, Geralt,” he started smoothly. “You know you offered a, uh, a back massage a week ago, you know, for the injury. The offer still on the table, or—?”

“Sure,” Geralt put his sandwich aside and rolled up to his feet. Lambert definitely didn’t catch a glance of the huge swell at the front of his boxers revealed when his open overall gaped. “Give me a sec’.”

“Wait, what?” Lambert’s eyes widened as Geralt disappeared briefly into the locker room and then came out with a bottle of fucking massage oil. “What the fuck—?”

“I knew you were in a lot of pain and would probably ask at some point.”

“But… here?”

“It’s just us,” Geralt shrugged. “No bookings for an hour and a half and we never get walk-ins on a Monday.”

The blush rose up Lambert’s chest and neck, cresting at the very tips of his ears. “And the oil, that’s—uh, why?”

“Needed. Trust me,” Geralt flopped back down onto the sofa, shuffled right back, thighs spread, and tapped the space between them. “Shirt off, come sit. It’ll soak in after about twenty minutes and you’re good to go.”

Every circuit in Lambert’s brain misfired, sparks flying around behind his eyes, but his fucking feet moved of their own accord. He undid his overall and tugged his t-shirt over his head—because those with an ounce of decorum wore fucking t-shirts, Geralt—and tried to ignore the definite appraisal being levied at his chest before he turned. “You know, if this is—uh, if this is like too weird, we can—ahh!” Lambert sat bolt upright as slick thumbs pushed into his thoracolumbar fascia; the long muscle in his lower back. “Oh, ahh…” He bit down on his lip as Geralt pushed through the tension and—oh, fuck it was good and it had only just started.

“You’ve got good posture, but you hold yourself rigid all the time,” Geralt murmured, his breath hot on the back of Lambert’s neck. “Carry a lot of tension. You should’ve probably been visiting a physio even before the car fell on you.”

“It didn’t fall on m—mmm,” Lambert was melting. Geralt’s thumbs worked in wide, deep circles. He followed the line of Lambert’s spine at first, paying close attention to areas that made Lambert hiss and gasp. He only paused occasionally to top up the oil on his hands and in those moments Lambert’s mind rediscovered some brief clarity; this was good, too good. And it was far more intimate than it really should be. Lambert could smell Geralt’s cologne, clean sweat and something that just—

Oh no.

Brown eyes dropped quickly to his own lap, his cock swelling down the leg of his coveralls. Geralt’s hands chose that moment to sweep around his obliques, his chin propped on Lambert’s shoulder. “Hmm, well, thank fuck.”

“What?” Lambert’s voice was the right pitch. He didn’t fucking squeak.

“You’re interested, I was a bit worried I’d been misreading,” Geralt rested a hand on Lambert’s stomach, his other still sweeping a gentle thumb over his trapezius.

“What the fuck is that supposed to mean?”

“I like you. Wanted to hook up,” Geralt said, matter-of-factly. “But you’re not the traditional flirting type. Thought you were probably demi’ too.”

Lambert’s mind was doing cartwheels while simultaneously failing to focus on anything but the steadying hand on his stomach. “Wait, wait one fucking minute, you’re—you have a—I’ve seen him.”

“Jaskier?” Geralt grinned as Lambert twisted to look at him and was happy to note his captive hedgehog hadn’t scarpered for cover. “We’re in an open relationship. He also likes to share now and then if the partner’s up for it.”

“An open relationship,” Lambert’s brow set and he scowled. “You think I was born yesterday? What, we fuck, then we keep it as our dirty little secret, ‘cause why does he need to know about us? Yeah, fuck off, Geralt. You’re a sleazy asshole, you’re—why are you on your fucking phone?”

“Calling Jaskier.”

“What?” Lambert squawked and now tried to stand up, but Geralt’s arm wrapped around his waist and pulled him to his chest—his bare, warm, muscular, amazing fucking chest—and Lambert was momentarily stunned. The ‘phone call’ was, in fact, FaceTime. Jaskier, blue-eyed, foppish-haired, picked up and beamed through the handset.

“Well, hello there, handsome,” those enchanting cornflower blues flickered to Lambert next. “Ahh, I see you’ve caught your prize.”

Lambert’s mouth opened and closed dumbly. All his wit and sarcasm just fucked right off, apparently leaking out the end of his cock with the precome soaking through the leg of his coveralls.

“He thinks I’m trying to cheat on you,” Geralt said smoothly. “Thinks I’m sleazy.”

Was that a fucking pout? The piercings just made it look criminally salacious. Jaskier chuckled. “How very noble,” he paused. “Don’t worry, Lambert. I can confirm I’m not being cheated on and, in fact, am very suppportive of Geralt’s choice in this case.”

“What the fuck’s that supposed to mean?”

“Well, we’ve been sleeping with Eskel for years,” Jaskier leaned back in his chair; the general chatter of the office continued behind him. He worked in the music industry or something; all Lambert knew was that he drove expensive cars and he really enjoyed working on them when they rolled in. “But I was hoping to complete the set.”

They’d been sleeping with Eskel for years. And the asshole didn’t think to mention that in passing? Actually, it kind of made sense; Eskel was a private man. He didn’t really like discussing his personal life, was generally quiet. But still what the actual fuckity-fuck?

“Well, boys. Have fun. Some of us can’t spend all day oggling handsome men,” Jaskier sighed ruefully. “I’ll see you tonight, wolf.” With a mischievous wink, Jaskier ended the call and Geralt chucked his iPhone onto the sofa before leaning back. His hands pulled away and Lambert felt their loss acutely.

“Well?”

“What the fuck am I meant to say, Geralt? I—,” Lambert rubbed his eyes and glanced at his lap; it wasn’t going down. “You knew, you knew I was eyeing you up and you said nothing.”

“Eskel said you were sensitive, didn’t want to scare you off. Was waiting for the right moment, right technique.”

Eskel was going to get a punch in the fucking face. “Right. So, you know, offering to massage my back... perfectly normal technique, is it?”

“Not really. You’re not normal though. Needed special treatment.”

“Is that—are you flirting with me now?”

“Mm, maybe a little, you’ve got a nice back,” Geralt lifted a hand slowly and ran his finger down Lambert’s spine; the reaction was immediate and Lambert sat up straight. “And a pretty nice everything else. Want to see it all in a bit more detail.”

Lambert stared into those blue eyes in disbelief. His skin still glistened with the massage oil and... fuck, yeah, his back felt a lot better. Probably because all the tension was now in his groin. And Geralt was his type - the tattoos, the piercings, the attitude - and it was just a hook up, right? The emotional risk wasn’t there. Not really. You know, it could be— “Yeah, alright.”

“Hmm,” Geralt grinned; a wry quirk of the lips that made him look far too roguish. He didn’t speak again, but one of those skilled hands pressed over his thigh and gripped Lambert’s cock through the material of his overall. “Can I take care of this for you?”

In that single moment, Lambert, whose breath had just all left his chest, wanted nothing more than whatever Geralt was offering. His mind didn’t register where he was, or really what ‘take care of this for you’ entailed. Not until he was being crowded into the locker room and his overalls were being tugged all the way off. Geralt shed his too, allowing it to slide down his muscular thighs along with—oh fuck, it was huge. Pierced lips teased over Lambert’s chest, inquisitive tongue circling his nipples, mischievous teeth returning to nip at his neck. Geralt was tasting him; he was being consumed and fuck if that didn’t set him on fire.

“Are we—? Is this—?” Lambert’s cock twitched needily as Geralt freed it from the confines of his boxers, big hand sliding down its length with an expert grip that made Lambert weak at the knees. Yes, yes they were. Geralt’s prick was magnificent. Flushed and red, it had a piercing through the very tip and two along the top of the shaft. It throbbed, and leaked, and Lambert wanted it in his mouth more than he wanted oxygen, but Geralt clearly had other ideas.

“Desperate for you, can’t wait, want you now,” Geralt whispered, and then their lips were joined and Lambert felt the trepidation melt away. The kiss was deep, accented with the cold metal of his piercings; oh fuck, he had one in his tongue, of course he did. Lambert whined as Geralt palmed his balls and caressed his taint, adding the very slightest graze of blunt nails that made Lambert’s insides dissolve. The oil hadn’t joined them in the locker room and Geralt pulled away only long enough to drench both his hands in something water-based from his locker.

Lambert leaned over the bench in the middle of the lockers as guided, legs spread, hands braced. A firm grip pumped his cock while two fingers circled his hole; Geralt sat on the bench behind him, treated to a full view of everything. Apparently he liked what he saw, because Lambert could hear his breath hitch with a soft moan of appreciation, his thumb caressing over Lambert’s balls.

“Oh, oh, fuck,” Lambert’s back arched as one finger pushed inside; tight furl clenching around the intrusion before his body relaxed. Geralt moved it in and out, slowly at first, clearly mystified by the eager squeeze of Lambert’s body. “Eskel... could sack us for this.” Lambert gasped, his head dropping between his shoulders, hanging down to watch Geralt’s hand work over his cock while his other fucked a second finger into him.

“I’ve had Eskel over this bench at least five times,” Geralt rumbled, crooking his fingers gently. “You look just as pretty as he does.”

“Don’t call me—oh, oh.” Lambert shook as Geralt found his sweet spot, massaging with unapologetic precision until his newest lover shook. The third finger pushed in slowly, met with a little resistance. “Ahh, take it—easy, it’s been—hmm, a while.”

“Yeah, I can tell. You’re going to feel so great,” Geralt purred, clearly excited by the prospect of a tight hole, keen to be fucked after so long. “Your ass is something else.”

“Huh, thanks,” Lambert’s eyes slid closed as Geralt continued to finger him oh-so-slowly; it was so fucking sensual, the way he slipped them in and then dragged them out in fluid motions, pressing and circling sometimes. Lambert would come from this if it continued. “Going to put that beast in me?”

“Hmm,” Geralt drew his hands—fucking amazing hands—away and left the bench. Lambert heard the crackle of foil as Geralt pulled a condom from his locker and watched over his shoulder as it stretched over Geralt’s impressive girth. “Don’t worry. Piercings won’t split it.” He doused his shaft in astroglide and then straddled the bench. Lambert could feel the weight of his eyes admiring his ass even as that huge, round head pressed against his slick rim. The catch of the piercing sent sparks up his spine, and then Geralt split him wide open on his cock and Lambert’s mind fell to pieces.

“Oh my—fuck, nngh,” he gasped, strong hands on his hips keeping him steady as Geralt pressed in. It went on forever. Each successive inch stretching Lambert anew; his body shook, his fingers squeezed the edge of the bench. “Geralt.”

“You’re doing well, just relax,” said a gentle voice; far gentler than Geralt’s usual drawl and Lambert surrendered himself completely. Geralt’s hips moved, thick cock dragging in and out at an achingly slow pace at first. Lambert could feel it all; the ridges of metal embedded in his cock, the throb and pulse of arousal, and fuck the angle was just perfect.

“Geralt, Geralt, fuck, fuck yeah,” he moaned, thrusting himself back, eager for more pace. His wish was granted moments later when Geralt snapped forward and shoved deep; Lambert dropped his chest to present deeper access, and his eyes rolled back as Geralt thrust harder, faster. The slap of skin only paused when Geralt stopped briefly to top up the lube on his cock, pushing in slowy again, caressing Lambert’s stretched rim with his thumb. “Nngh.” From that point on, the pace was relentless; the glorious, swift drag of Geralt’s cock the centre of Lambert’s world. Geralt stroked his back, gripped his hair, pulled him back; purred praise—how good Lambert felt, how much Geralt had wanted to fuck him like this for so long, spread open and wet—and Lambert could do nothing but whimper and moan in response.

He could feel Geralt’s heavy balls against his when Geralt ground in a slow figure of eight, burying himself deep, and Lambert came hard. It washed over him in a tidal wave of heat that wiped the vision from his eyes. His cock leapt against his stomach as it spurted a mess over the smooth surface of the bench. Geralt kept pounding into him through it, and Lambert sobbed through moans of ecstasy. The moment Geralt finally came, huge cock swelling hard, balls pulling tight, Lambert whined. Oh, he wanted it dripping out of him...

Geralt flipped him over and pushed him down in his own spunk, but Lambert didn’t care, because Geralt could fucking kiss. His tongue and lips demanded, and Lambert gave all he had, hands clutching at Geralt’s muscular chest, his narrow waist, agile hips. Holding, feeling.

It wasn’t the last time Geralt fucked Lambert at work. He had him against the wall, on the bench, on the sofa in the break room and Eskel walked in, only to smirk and suggest he’d join in next time. Then they started... dating. Jaskier was there, with his intelligent blue eyes and floppy hair. They joked, flirted and teased. Geralt and Jaskier had an easy love; there were no secrets, no hang ups; Geralt presented Lambert to Jaskier proudly, and Jaskier crooned his appreciation. They never made him feel like a third wheel, and Geralt’s arm always wrapped his shoulders or his waist, occasionally kisses edged in silver pressed to his neck.

And when Lambert ended up in their bed, pressed between them, spread open beneath their hands; his body their plaything, their words of praise his lifeline, he knew he’d hit the fucking jackpot. Literally.

Based on this artwork by Sayuri527. Lots of other pieces to go with the original work too.

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APPEARANCE:

i’m over 5’5” // i wear glasses/contacts // i have blonde hair // i prefer loose clothing to tight clothing // i have one or more piercings // i have at least one tattoo // i have blue eyes // i have dyed or highlighted my hair // i have gotten plastic surgery // i have or had braces // i sunburn easily // i have freckles // i paint my nails // i typically wear make-up // i don’t often smile // i am pleased with how i look // i prefer nike to adidas // i wear baseball hats backwards

HOBBIES & TALENTS:

i play a sport // i can play an instrument // i am artistic // i know more than one language // i have won a trophy in some sort of competition // i can cook or bake without a recipe // i know how to swim // i enjoy writing // i can do origami // i prefer movies to tv shows // i can execute a perfect somersault // i enjoy singing // i could survive in the wild on my own // i have read a new book series this year // i enjoy spending time with friends // i travel during school or work breaks // i can do a handstand

RELATIONSHIPS:

i am in a relationship // i have been single for over a year // i have a crush // i have a best friend i have known for ten years // my parents are together // i have dated my best friend // i am adopted // my crush has confessed to me // i have a long distance relationship // i am an only child // i give advice to my friends // i have made an online friend // i met up with someone i have met online

AESTHETICS:

i have heard the ocean in a conch shell // i have watched the sun rise // i enjoy rainy days // i have slept under the stars // i meditate outside // the sound of chirping calms me // i enjoy the smell of the beach // i know what snow tastes like // i listen to music to fall asleep // i enjoy thunderstorms // i enjoy cloud watching // i have attended a bonfire // i pay close attention to colours // i find mystery in the ocean // i enjoy hiking on nature paths // autumn is my favourite season

MISCELLANEOUS:

i can fall asleep in a moving vehicle // i am the mom friend // i live by a certain quote // i like the smell of sharpies // i am involved in extracurricular activities // i enjoy mexican food // i can drive a stick-shift // i believe in true love // i make up scenarios to fall asleep // i sing in the shower // i wish i lived in a video game // i have a canopy above my bed // i am multiracial // i am a redhead // i own at least three dogs