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Jerid: You’re gonna beat me? With that mobile suit? *laughs derisively* Oh, you’re on. You’re in big trouble though, kid. I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!
Kamille: *chuckles* You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?!
Jerid: *taken by surprise* NoOOoo…!
#incorrect gundam quotes#source: happy gilmore#jerid messa#kamille bidan#pieces of shit for breakfast#shooter mcgavin#zeta gundam#incorrect zeta gundam quotes
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[About the ask where you said that dipper blurted out "I'm pregnant" To bill and his immediate response is panic]
Does this mean that bill has impregnated someone??? Or the other way around??
Bill's never sired or sprouted any offspring, and has no intention of doing so!
Dipper was pulling a prank, and it worked very well - because Bill's been around the block enough to not dismiss the supposedly 'impossible'.
#answers#Dipper's never really thought about the mechanics of Bill's true form. On purpose. For his sanity.#So he hasn't questioned his assumption that it could never happen#He's right too! With what they're doing they aren't going to have any progeny#Bill though is not one to rule out some freak twist of magic causing an 'accident'#Heck knows he sees twelve impossible things before breakfast#And let's face it: These two get themselves into quite a few Shenanigans#It's almost like someone out there has it out for them 🤔 Weird huh#Given Bill's true nature I think it's equally likely he could be the siring or gestating partner#And between the two he'd pick lying down on the train track himself of that particular trolley problem#My version of Bill has negative desire to procreate at the moment#Though if Bill ever DID sire a kid prior to meeting Dipper#You just KNOW he was the worst most deadbeat piece of shit#this was in my drafts and I totally forgot it was there
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i should also tell you that one time at work when takeout pizza was brought in for family meal lunch that it was absolutely awful. i work in manhattan
#new yorkers can shut up about their stupid pizza i swear to god the best takeout pizza i had was in california ANYWAY.#im sure theres good takeout pizza in new york city. what we had at work that one time was not it#imagine someone printed the concept of pizza onto a piece of cardboard. youve got it#way back when the kitchen dependably made stuff themselves for family meal and it was generally good#but then when more people came back to the office our lunch got later and later and the kitchen couldnt always make stuff#so lately i see theyve been doing various kinds of takeout some days when the kitchen is super busy#i used to pay $7 a week for family meal and a while back i stopped that and started bringing me own lunch#but i started that when they were still like kinda providing food but it was just late as hell bc they were so busy#i get up at 4 am eat breakfast and start work at 6:30 am and you expect me to wait to eat lunch at like 1??? no thank u <3#oh they also used to have a food program on the 14th floor and leftovers of that would be our lunch#thats right around when i stopped bc that shit sucked#save for the one time he was stuff from katz's deli good god that pastrami sandwich was incredible#but that was the only good thing that ever came from that local food program thing#anyway. with as much as i bitch about it i should have a tag for work stuff but oh well#also what i bring for lunch are usually leftovers of my dinners theyre almost always better than whatever the other catering people get#like sorry! was it too much to ask to want to eat when i want and also have stuff i like. lmao#anyway. my job (the torture sphere)
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Ah, yes, I forgot the part of A Christmas Carol where Scrooge Venmos the Ghosts of Christmas for their work
#saturday morning breakfast cereal#a christmas carol#yes im aware it might be a commentary about therapy costing money#that doesnt change how shit it is#im usually good at keeping my inner hater at bay but i just saw someone say the author of that comic never misses#and i just had to pour out some of my unending hatred for that vapid pedantic cynical unfunny piece of shit comic
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another one. just realized all my little spoilers have been pure fucking angst n this is supposed to be mainly pwp. (uji in Italy makes a return in this fic. also trimmed blond w the chrome heart glasses uji is here too. I'm feeding u w so many of my favourite jihoon eras good LORD)
page count is at 20 n im at 11k words. its hardly a dent in the actual outline of this fic. but im fucking cheffing gang. also just wrote the "im in love with u actually please say it back" scene. but that is reserved for the full fic so here's reader n minghao talking about readers feelings.
#☼tmta#again w the puzzle pieces#I can't write shit in order fr#I be going scene to scene but it is what it is#the angst is angsting but the fluff is so fucking sickeningly sweet#good god this is my magnum opus#sometimes I am shocked that I can write#like actually why is this shocking ive been praised for my writing my entire life except I am in denial#made kimchi fried rice for breakfast n I kinda want more#I need to buy more kimchi
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my brother did such a bad job grocery shopping and he drank my leftover chocolate milk i was keeping for today i feel a murderous rage coming on
#it had sugar in it and he's diabetic like?? i thought it was safe#also he bought 6 bread rolls and a piece of cheese. nothing for breakfast no eggs no milk no fruits or vegetables no garlic#he didn't even ask if i need anything i'm so mad how are you gonna be 26 in 2 weeks and do this shit
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I’m addicted to the grind (I doordashed for three hours this morning after only sleeping for four hours and now I’m contemplating abandoning my nap to go doordash for like. Twelve hours.)
#if I follow the dinner rush into the midnight rush into the early morning I already have scheduled into the breakfast rush. I could make#like. at least fifty bucks tonight#definitely more than zero which is what I’ll make if I nap thru the dinner rush 😭😭😭#girl help I like money and I like having it and getting things I’m sorry!!! I like it!!!! I want things and stuff and food!!! 😭😭😭😭😭#I’m pmsing so bad I want to cry over everything but I also just want to make money and feel like my mom is proud of me#that she sees I’m trying and working and I’m not a piece of shit and I’m worth something good (she has said nothing negative at all to me in#months why am I so scared that I’m a failure by her imaginary standards she doesn’t even force on me anymore)#anyways. haha. gonna take another hit and then nap fuck money I’ll wake up at nine or then take a shower get dressed put away my clean#laundry eat a bowl of cereal then doordash from midnight to as long as I have orders to fill
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Another day, another opportunity for my brother to be the worst roommate to have ever existed.
#why is it necessary to steal my groceries#and leave disgusting toxic messes in the kitchen for me to clean up for you#and watch tv as loud as fucking possible when you know I'm sick and am trying to sleep#also why the FUCK would you put the screaming cat in my room to wake me up when all she wants is breakfast and her food is in the kitchen#because you are a selfish#inconsiderate#piece of shit#idk if i can survive another month of this#i literally spent my entire 20's being manipulated by this douche#i cant take it anymore
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#It might just be because I didn't eat breakfast yet#but I woke up feeling like the most ungrateful piece of shit imaginable#and I have to live with this asshole in my head!#I'll try to focus on finishing uni and learning to code and getting my life together#which means ignoring that needy whining in my head#they're gonna get what they want AFTER we get a job and fucking life
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Yesterday my mom was saying that she’s gonna get orange marmalade for my dad because he loves it so and he’s the only one in this house who does. I told her that I loved raspberry jam but they don’t make it much here than in England but it’s my favorite jam. (But we make plenty orange marmalade which is so weird….probably internationally beloved Paddington’s fault)
But guess what was right next to the marmalade at the store today?
It’s so beautiful y’all. I want to cry just thinking about it. And seedless??!?!???!??!
#love my mom#shoutout to my mom followers on here while I’m at it#I ate raspberry jam every chance I got in England#bc I knew it would be harder to find back home#like every breakfast I went to had locally made raspberry jam#I was in heaven#I’m not a huge jam on toast girl#but I put raspberry jam on any and every bread#that shit is so good#it’s not overpoweringly sweet and it’s not as tart as you think#I had four pieces of toast#(I also had Mac and cheese before it but I��ve only had one solid meal today so sue me)
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i am straight up scared for my life trying to prepare this hotel breakfast with very little training and/or preparation
#help help help#i don’t want to get yelled at by any managers or the actual breakfast attendant for doing a shit job#but i simply do not know how to do any of this or even where half of the shit i need is stored#i did eat a piece of the canadian bacon i made and it tasted fine so i don’t think anybody is getting food poisoned but i’m still scared#definitely not even gonna try to make the eggs or the oatmeal
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might commit atrocities actually !
#um potiential tw i.e food and its nutritional value#so dont read any further :+)#my fat body doesnt give u the right to comment on the carb content of (checks notes) TWO (2!!!) pieces of toast. what. it is breakfast time#i could comment on the sugar and fat content of the shit you stuff your face with every night but i dont because hey im not a fucking#weirdo??? who polices others eating habits????#i dont understand where this high horse comes from regarding food ie i eat (things regarded as healthy) so im better than u#i mean i guess i do. but i dont understand the absolute gall and audacity of people who choose That as their moral standing#food groups are not bad or good they just simply Are#its there to sustain and be enjoyed.#'lel how comedic a fat person talking abt how much they love food' fuck you btw#im a lil weighty . i enjoy eating delicious things . it doesnt like . give people the right to comment on what i consume because of how my#body looks . idk . nobody should comment on anything anyone consumes . if it gives you a thrill to do so then you might be a fuckin#Massive Pillock#whatever. ill continue to enjoy my morning bread and tomorrow i might have three . fuck you#clamposting#tbd#honestly
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kjgkj you can tell obligation's back because he's making us eat vegetables again hgkljg
#we can still do things without him but it takes a fuckin /while/ man skjdkk#it took us like. an hour to get up to get something small for breakfast yesterday kjgkj obligation got up to get food in like. 3 minutes??#he just cuts down on the executive dysfunctioning time basically lmao he'll understand we need to do something and just... do it???#obligation runs on the ''i won't do it for myself but if it's for someone else...'' logic. and since we're plural this extends to us#wow cool hacks for adhd and plurality shit: do it for your sysmates hskjdd#anyway [shoves a piece of lettuce in our mouth] thanks obli
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sophia told me today she's just been eating peanuts for lunch every day so i told her that i just eat kitkats for lunch. we're the same person
#oh man#but i said i eat a proper breakfast/dinner#it's fine#my breakfast is substantial enough#she's stressed about money every day and i'm just stressed that there's too much to do and i can't think straight and my head hurts and#i want to talk and joke around with tony but i also really need to get things done#it's a hard life#i stayed in the office till 6pm tonight just to get more done#by 'get stuff done' i mean photocopying stuff for... him#and then i took a piece of gum from his drawer#it was the only thing open tbh#there were other snacks in his drawer but they weren't open#sigh#get some better snacks#open the oreos so i can nick one when he's not there#he sent me tax returns to send out for signature and i told sophia that i had them to send out and she flipped her shit#because she didn't know#she hadn't seen them#if someone loves you then you're entitled to ransack their drawers and eat their food that's the rule#wait this isn't endearing me to the tumblr at all#yeah the rumours are true#i just use him for the snacks
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it’s so sickening when no one wants to drive from the next town over to deliver me food from the convenience store 2 blocks down 😔
#yeah i’m a lazy piece of shit but come on man. i’m tired i’ve been awake since 2 pm yesterday#i want breakfast and there’s nothing in the house 😭#anyway i guess i’m going to sleep hungry cuz i waited 2 hours and no one took my order lol#sucks 2 suck i guess
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the struggles of today proved to me that i might indeed be a little mentally unwell
#not enough to go to therapy but at least now i know what i should work on#correct me if i'm wrong but most people probably don't start to feel suicidal if there's like. a problem at work#i've been asked to support the back office and help with managing cases which is okay i guess. but i'm not a support team person so#i don't know how to do a lot of things despite using the learning resources provided by the workplace#and this one case i'm handling was rather easy on the surface. no info in sys so parcel can't move forward. ask origin to release data. eas#but then origin says that they can't because they get an error message when putting in receiver's acc number. ruh roh#if origin can't release data no one can. i've asked them to handle it with IT but had no response. in the meantime the other involved CS#started getting involved and now a production in a factory is stopped. and i know it's not my fault but i could've done better#acted faster. thought smarter. and i hate this kind of responsibility. and that i care too much#i've cried so much today i'm so tired. from the stress of this task i've been given and because of the IT issues popping in all the time no#i logged into work 45 minutes late because the VPN i've been using shit itself and i had to get a backup one#i should've gotten it installed ages ago but nooo let's do that laterrrrr you definitely won't regret that#i hate having to put up with this bitch (me) .#another thing is. it's currently summer vacation season so i'll have to brace myself for more support work to come. it's probably gonna go#just as bad if not worse. i'm so not cut out for this. i'll have to ask my boss if he can move me to a different service#so i can have an excuse like sorry i can't help i'm no longer associated with tnt~#but that's gonna have to wait until he;s back from his vacation in august . oh well#also all this stress might result in me getting something akin to an ED#my stress response other than crying and shaking is not feeling hunger. i ate something substantial at 5pm and had breakfast at 6am#between that i had two small pieces of candy and water#i'm already bad at feeding myself or at the very least eating nutritious food . this could make me worse#“oh but kav everyone makes mistakes and it's important to learn from them! keep fighting!” bitch i don't want to i didn't sign up for this#if i wanted to work for Support Team i'd have applied there. i did not wish to get involved with them and their work#sorry i needed to get this out of my system. i'll probably complain to some irls too but i might be able to do that without crying now#laments#<- i think this is going to be my vent tag
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