#pie eating contest

[the-golden-comet]

Your OCs are in a pie eating contest - who comes in 2nd and 3rd place behind Gustav? Who fails hardest?

Hi Jev! Thanks for the ask! 🫖✨also, glad you mentioned Gustav would be first place because….yeah, he would 😂

2nd place is Ali. He can eat and metabolize so many pies quickly. Third would be Tenshi because Tenshi loves anything sweet, and can also metabolize food quickly same as Ali.

Dead last is Benji. Man could barely hold his stomach on the sea, let alone can eat more than a piece of pie without feeling nauseous 😅

Thanks again! Stop by anytime you like! 💫

[newyorkthegoldenage]

Pie-eating contest at the annual Brooklyn-Queens YMCA Field Day, 1954.

Photo: Brooklyn Daily Eagle via Brooklyn Public Library Instagram

[biscuitsnow]

[chef-de-cuisine]

Pie Eating Contest

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// If you’d like to take part in the pie eating contest, I’ll post the start here under Nate’s blog! Just reblog it and have fun! I know that we’re all in different time zones, there’s no rush, take your time and as long as you need 💜🥧

[jhsharman]

contesting

I get the contest entrants for the Akron Hamburger Festival contest, and the strangers for the first eating contest -- but surely Archie knows he has no chance and that battling Jughead is futile.

[torse]

[dogwelder]

Dude loves his pie.

[lesbian-yuri-dyke]

I’m tired of seeing people argue about who can and can’t beat goku. We should be arguing over who would beat goku in a pie eating contest

[kvetch19]

[supernaturalsuperhero]

SO GIVE ME REASON

TO FILL THIS HOLE

TO SHOVE IT FULL OF PIE

CHOOSE YOUR FLAVOR

APPLE WILL BE FINE

THIS CONTEST WILL BE MINE

[peskellence]

ḯ̷̦̮̩̥̕ ̶̻̤̭̯̽̓́̓͝k̴̞͍͇̖̈́̽̔͗̉̀̍n̸̼͕̥̖̅̑̇́͜͜ȯ̸̻̠̥̭͈̑̋̄̇͝w̴̢̫̳͖̤̿̅́̇͋͠ ̸̢͕͎̪̙͈̺̀̀̄̊̔ỹ̵̛̟̻̆͌̚ō̴̡̺̹̊͗̀̾̚ủ̴̮͍̋̈́̑͛͆͘l̶͈̹̓̽͆̔͆̈́̈͗l̵̛̥̻͓̱͐̒́͠ ̶̡̗̘͗̒̀̓̇̄m̶̨̘͍̩̏̏̄͂͛̕͝a̸̢̘̪͕̬̮̰͆ͅķ̸̫̜͙͌̉̽ẽ̶̢̬͓͓͇͔̼̌̆ ̴̧͈͎̯͍̈̇̌̈́̎̀̆ũ̶̧̟̱̻̍s̶͉͔̘̔͗̏ ̷̱̫̖̥̠͈́̓̉͛̓͂̕͠ͅp̸̮̳̽̑r̶͎̼̬̬͌̽͊͌͘͝o̴̧̻͉̘̣̳̜̘͊͌̐̕͝u̶̝̯̯̇͂͊̏̊̓͊͝d̷̛̩̪̗̳͈͍̲̃̄̈́̈́̈͒͜͠

[newyorkthegoldenage]

Meet Bernard Weiselberg, a champion watermelon-eater. In 1935, the 5-year-old had defeated all other contestants under age 10 in not just a watermelon-eating contest but a pie-eating contest, too.

A year later, the 6-year-old Brooklyn boy took the pie title once again in a spectacle The NY Times found difficult to ignore. "Champion Bernard Weiselberg … Smears Rivals and Self," read one headline. "His Technique Flawless," read another. And finally: "Midget Conqueror of Big Cherry Confection Poses for His Picture Between Bites." The young champion asked The Times to call him "Wallace Beery Jr."—a sign of reverence for his favorite actor. "This whim is usually gratified because his record commands respect," The Times noted.

Photo: NY Times

[biscuitsnow]

[chef-de-cuisine]

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On your mark…get set… *pulls party popper 🎉, yelling* GO!

[thatsbelievable]