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Frenemies With Benefits
Luke Cooper x f!reader oneshot
Warnings! Smut, p n v, f!ngering, quickie, porn w/ plot, little angst, drama, fluff ending
Reupload of a request, think it was anon. Almost forgot abt this one lol
“Hey Y/N,” He trails cheekily as he walks up to the front of my desk, a coffee cup in hand.
“Seems the coffee monkey is back.” I say bluntly, not looking up from my papers as I continue to fill and highlight them. He chuckles fakely as he continues to loom over me.
“Speaking of coffee. You forgot yours,” He said, holding it out a bit closer, nudging me to take it. I finally flick my eyes up from the paper I was working on, my body still hunched over it, pen steadied in my hand.
“What’d you do this time? Put fart spray in it or something?” I ask sarcastically with a small amused grin of my own creeping on my face. He looks back at me with the same unserious energy.
“Now why would I do something like that?” He asks, obviously stretching his tone to make it obvious, yet there was something oddly genuine in his tone to. Not too surprising of behavior from the little prankster.
I snatch the cup from his hand and take a bold chug of the practically pure black coffee, holding back the grimace reaction on my face to the awful sludge.
“Thanks, Luke” I challenged him with a smile after swallowing some almost-soon-to-be puke. My gaze didn’t drift from him until he walked away back to his desk in the corner.
Damn, he has a fat ass. Who told him he could have that?
Oh god, what was I even thinking!? Luke Cooper?!
He was totally an off-limits kind of goofy asshole. Not to mention Micheal, my boss’s nephew.
No, no, no! Get it out of your head!
I shook myself back to focus and forced my gaze to stick intently to what I was working on, now scribbling away feverishly with my pen to ignore the strange thoughts beginning to cloud my mind.
Am I ovulating? When did I start getting the hots for Luke Cooper? I ask myself curiously. My mind drowning out the work I was doing momentarily.
Noope! Don’t think about it!
After that, it was hard to get work done. I practically had to imagine slapping myself to get back on track.
“Y/N!” Called out one of my coworkers, Phyllis. Suddenly a thud slams on my desk and shakes under my arm like a current as a stack of papers gets dropped on it.
“Can you copy these for me sweetie?” She smiles. I just flash her a giant fake smile, almost grinding my teeth in annoyance as I nodded and picked up the papers. I noticed Luke for a split moment as I got up from across the room, watching what happened. Watching me.
I then became keenly aware of his eyes piercing into my back and I shook at the thought of him possibly watching the way my ass shifted under my tight pencil skirt as I carried the weighted stack of papers to the copier.
And just my luck, as soon as I finished copying every paper, as I’m walking back down the hall—CRASH!
The papers fly up and scatter everywhere and I’m left stunned and momentarily blinded from the sheer white sheets. Luckily the stack stayed mostly in tact.
Before I go down to pick up the papers I check what I ran into, and there he is. Luke.
“You asshole!” I bark.
“How is this my fault!? You should pay more attention to where you’re going!” He sneers back, a frustrated look on his face at me for being (rightfully so) upset at the encounter.
“Can you at least help me pick them up?!”
To my surprise he got down on the floor without a word or complaint and began to help me collect the papers dropped. I was so surprised that for a moment I just stood there and watched, expecting him to throw it back in my face or something.
I got down and helped him when I realized he was really helping me pick them back up and reorganizing the stack. We both picked them up together in an awkward, tense silence. The air thick between us and unsure.
He handed me the rest of the papers with a stoic look, continuing the silence of the moment. He stands there for a moment and eyes me as if he were going to say something, but he seems to drop it and continue moving on without another word.
I shake my head again and try to forget what just happened as I returned the copied papers to Phyllis, who luckily gives me no extra trouble and accepts the papers gratefully.
Back at my desk, I now have a load of work I need to finish, meaning I’d be pulling an all-nighter at the office for the first time. I sighed, clasping my face in my hands, just wanting to scream into them.
It was dark in the office, practically midnight at this point and I just wanted to finish. I had hoped to be alone, but somehow my luck just kept getting worse because Micheal had decided to punish Luke for one of his pranks un-related to me and had him finish some extra work that left us both here together. Neither of us acknowledged the other, keeping to ourselves. Which somehow made the air in the room feeling suffocatingly dense and thick. The tension rising even more, to the point the air was so stale I took my sweater off, despite the blasting AC on all the time.
I must have been cursed today because you wouldn’t believe what happened next. I finished my work and just as I stood, so did Luke. At that moment we both stood at our desks, glancing at each other in silence as our glowing computer screens dimly illuminated our faces a bit. Both of us had unreadable expressions before eventually we made the move to start heading to the elevator.
We both stood there, waiting for it to come for what felt like forever, the time dragging on and on to the point where my palms began to sweat from how tight my fists were. The air was even more dense, yet dry, making my throat almost choke and force out a desperate cough which would have worsened the awkward feeling between us.
We had never actually fought like that before. Everything was always so unserious between us, but I guess I was so stressed I just…lashed out. I wanted to apologize, but as soon as I opened my mouth the words got stuck.
I looked up to see how far the elevator had climbed and that’s when I realized. The elevator lights were off. It wasn’t moving to any floor. It was stuck or off. I panicked, not knowing how to explain to Luke, or even knowing if he was thinking the same.
“Hey..Luke..um..” I choked out in a soft voice that felt kind of off and hoarse.
No response. I struggled to swallow as my throat became some tight.
“I—I think the elevator..isn’t coming..” I finally managed to say in a normal tone, not even bearing to look at him as I spoke.
“I think..we’re..”
“Trapped.” He finished for me in a monotone.
“Yeah..” My eyes flashed quickly to glance at him. And that’s when I noticed he had been staring at me calmly the whole time, his brow slightly furrowed like something was really bothering him. It was somber. Guilt saueezes my heart and I finally begin to turn to him, my mouth falling open as I spoke.
“Luke, look, I—I’m sorry I lashed out earlier I—“ I stuttered, my expression melting painfully.
My words were instantly cut off when he leaned down and placed a passionate kiss against my lips that probably held for longer than it should have. My brain scrambled and I became stunned again. I could feel the burn of my face getting flushed, luckily it was too dark for him to see it, despite the minimal dim lighting from the moonlight in the windows.
“I—what—“ I stuttered, the words slipping past me.
“I don’t care.” He said almost sternly. It was an intense tone that triggered the dormant butterflies in my stomach to flutter and beat against it. “I just want to know how you feel about me—really. Because…I like you, Y/N, a lot. Ever since I met you.” He said, a passionate and painful expression painted his face as he loomed over me. Searching my eyes for answers as he poured out his heart.
“I think…I like you too..” Was all I had to say in response, time seeming to slow even more even with the pounding of my fluttering heart rushing in my ears.
We just stared at each other in the eyes for a long pause, not sure of what to do next. When to make the next move. What to say. It was a new tense air, one that caused both of us to lean into each other eventually and give into our desires.
Our mouths quickly met in a deep kiss and my hands instantly found his hair as he grabbed onto my waist, pushing and pulling each other like magnets until we stuck against the wall beside the elevator and he pinned me against it. He broke the intense kiss, a web of drool attached between our now swollen lips as he pulls away to plant wet, tender kisses on my neck.
He definitely left a few marks, on purpose. Asshole.
I couldn’t stay mad for long though when he tore open the buttons of my dress shirt tucked into my skirt and revealed my lacey bra underneath, letting my breasts hang out of the cups in a auick attempt to release them as one of his large hands cups the swell of my breast, his finger pinching and rolling the rosebud nipple tenderly and sending shivers down my spine.
I let out a few breathless moans as my head leaned back against the wall. I felt his suit-pant-clad hard-on roll against my thigh, grinding against it in hopes of any relief from the aching restraint.
I couldn’t even attempt to reach for him before he began bunching up my skirt around my waist, my bag now lazily thrown to the floor as I let it slide off my shoulder. I gasped sharply when he ripped open the bottom of my tights to reached my now soaked panties eagerly.
I didn’t even have time to think when he sunk knuckles deep inside my drooling cunt, twisting and massaging them just right, making me cry out in melodic whimpers and moans that he seemed to relish in as he growled lowly, sucking on my clavicle and kissing my neck again. He sucked onto me like a leech as he used the pad of his thumb to tease my swollen clit while he fingered me breathless.
My knees trembled, threatening to give way, but his grip on my waist kept me upright. I felt the flutter of the beginning of my orgasm and let out a sweet moan.
“Ah~wait, stop! I’m goh~nha!” I whimpered, reaching out a swift hand to his wrist, trying to pull him away.
Luckily, he removed his fingers, staring into my eyes as he brought them to his lips and licked them completely clean, moaning like I was the heavenliest thing to ever taste.
“Not yet, baby..” He cooed, explaining in a deep whisper, hot against my ear.
He quickly freed himself from his pants and boxers, pulling it out through the top and letting it slap out against his stomach over the waistband. He was bigger than I expected as I stared in slight awe between us, precum leaking heavily from his angry tip, dripping down his twitching shaft.
Luke smiled proudly to himself as he noticed me staring. I expected him to say something witty, but I guessed he could hardly wait, because he just put both of his hands under my thighs and lifted my legs up to his shoulders, pressing and folding me against the wall as he lined up.
I was so wet that he easily sunk in as his tip pressed forward and he instantly groaned as he bottomed out, and I let out a pathetic whimper as his tip kissed my cervix.
“Fuck…you’re so…fucking…good..” He struggles between groans as he begins to pick up a steady pace, slowly thrusting into me faster, using his grip on my ass to slam our hips together. I wrapped my arms around his shoulders tightly, my fingernails digging into the back of his dress-shirt as I moaned shamelessly at each deep, carnivorous thrust.
“F-Fuck! O~Oh, fuck!” I whimpered loudly, my voice trembling.
He kept groaning and letting out strained erotic sounds in my ear, huffing with each thrust as he pounded into me like it would be the only time. Like he had waited so long and wasn’t ready to give it up.
My legs shook in his grip, my toes clenching in my heels. I was practically drooling as I became completely clouded by lust, my brain fogged with only the thought of his cock ramming into me and sending shockwaves through my body.
“F-fuck! Such a good girl…taking me sho good baby~” He praised as he continued rutting into me.
I practically screamed as I clenched around him, my muscles fluttering and spasming as I came hard on his cock. He quickly followed suit at the clench of my gummy walls and spilled inside me, warm and thick. He rode out both of our highs, slowing his desperate thrusts.
He carefully let me down off his shoulders after we had a minute to catch our breath and come back to reality, helping me pick up my things and fix my clothes he had basically shredded. My hair was completely disheveled as well, sticking to my face sweatily.
The elevator was still off, so we had to wait. But the air now felt clearer and fresh. I felt less awkward around him, regardless of the fact we just fucked our brains out. We spent the rest of the night sitting next to the elevator, waiting to see if it would come back on. During that time we talked for hours.
Eventually we fell asleep on each other’s shoulders and everyone came into work the next day see the display, Micheal was the only one who dared to bother us.
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it's the end of my 9 hour shift in the office so I think its perfect time to share some of my doodles of the office ponyfications
#the office#my little pony#ponyfication#jim halpert#dwight schrute#pam beasley#michael scott#the office fanart#kelly kapoor#ryan howard#meredith palmer#angela martin#daryll wilson#toby flenderson#daryll philbin#creed bratton#phyllis Vance
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my tierlist for The Office characters!
just finished watching the entire series. now i have a void in my heart.
#the office#the office us#pam beesly#jim halpert#dwight schrute#oscar martinez#rainn wilson#steve carell#michael scott#john krasinski#jenna fischer#character tierlist#tierlist#the office tierlist#tier list#phyllis vance#toby flenderson#stanley hudson#angela martin#kevin malone#david wallace#robert california#james spader#andy bernard#ed helms#creed bratton#kelly kapoor#mindy kaling#ryan howard#meredith palmer
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Intro and Rules
Hello, you can call me Mod Paper. As of right now there aren’t many rules
-keep it related to the office
yeah thats it right now have fun
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After Dark -> tag for more nsfw asks
#the office#the office us#michael scott#jim halpert#dwight schrute#pam beesly#ryan howard#phyllis vance#stanley hudson#andy bernard#angela martin#oscar martinez#kevin malone#creed bratton#toby flenderson#kelly kapoor#holly flax#jan levinson#david wallace
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You can see in this screen shot Rainn, Ed and Mindy totally breaking character because they’re laughing at Steve. 🤣
#the office#rainn wilson#steve carell#Ed Helms#Mindy Kaling#Dwight Schrute#Michael Scott#Andy Bernard#BJ Novak#Kelly Kapoor#Phyllis Smith#Phyllis Vance
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#the office#gabe lewis#phyllis vance#not a huge fan of Phyllis but#gabe on the floor where he belongs is 💅👌🏻#(I'm saying it with positive connotations)#zach woods#phyllis smith
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Angela Erin's going to come in and do a cartwheel.
Jenna Creed's going to cuss her out.
Angela I texted with Creed about this. Creed said, You have to look at Phyllis's face when I start cursing. He said Phyllis had no idea that he was going to go off quite like that, and her reaction is genuine. He said, and I quote, I was cursing like a sailor. Well, I went to the scene and at 18 minutes, 55 seconds, Phyllis' reaction is priceless.
Jenna That is so funny because this moment was scripted. In fact, in the script it's written that Creed says, (BLEEP) you and then (BLEEP) you again, and the second one's in all caps.
Angela Yeah.
Jenna So they really wanted him to ramp it up.
Angela Yes. But Creed said that he kept going and going.
Jenna Oh, boy. Well, lady, guess what? Standards and practices.
Angela Oh, yeah.
Jenna They got involved, you know, from the minute that we turned in the script. But this time they had options for us. They said.
Angela Options from S&P?
Jenna Options. They were willing to work with us on this one. When we turned in the table draft, here was their note. Please bleep with no beginning or end consonant sounds and blur the visible lip flap OR stage creed off camera.
Angela So there's no lip flap?
Jenna I guess so. For the (BLEEP) mentioned by Creed. Now, standards and practices...
Angela Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys.
Jenna How is this scene working if Creed is off camera? What is happening? Just some bleeps? Just bleeps are happening? Of course, these notes went through every draft of the script, and at the very end we got your favorite, Angela. As previously noted, bleep completely and blur the lip flap when Creed says (BLEEP) to Erin after she does the cartwheel.
Angela I want to say one thing to standards and practices. I think you guys type profanity in your emails more than anyone I've ever encountered. So for all of your rules and regulations, you let it fly in an email.
Jenna Mm hmm. It's true.
#they are so funny with the standards and practices stuff#i love it so much#also knowing that is a genuine reaction from phyllis makes it 10 times funnier#the office ladies#the office#the office edit#the office edits#theoffice#theofficeedit#theofficeedits#creed bratton#phyllis lapin#Phyllis Smith#Phyllis Vance#gif#gifs#gifset#ellie kemper#erin hannon#lmao#hilarious#peak comedy
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Beloved Characters From The Office
Michael Scott: Immature, doesn't know when to stop, not self-aware, and more.
Dwight Schrute: Occasionally sexist, rude, and more.
Kelly Kapoor: Rude, Selfish, Cyber bullies people, and more.
Kevin Malone: Sexist, Immature, always thinks about sex, and more.
Angela Martin: A female Dwight.
Phyllis Vance Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration: Rude to Pam.
Creed Bratton: A Criminal.
Hated Characters From The Office
Pam Beesly: The Nicest Person In The Office, only wants the best for the Office, wouldn't hurt a fly, and more.
Nellie Bertram: didn't steal Andy's job, but took the job that Andy abandoned without even notifying his boss, came around and became a better person, genuinely tried to become friends with Pam and Darnell, and more.
#the office#beloved characters#hated characters#tv show#comedy#jim halpert#pam beesly#nellie bertram#michael scott#dwight schrute#angela martin#phyllis vance#kelly kapoor
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Okay, being an Office fiend, this was mind boggling. WHO CAME UP WITH THIS? I have watched the whole thing 6 times, still wasn't able to think this.
#the office#michael scott#phyllis vance#jim halpert#pam beesly#dwight schrute#angela martin#fan theory#fan theories
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i have never heard something that taught me more about life than phyllis saying, “angela’s not really a risk-taker… and andy’s not really a risk.”
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I got this pack of gum today and noticed in the bottom corner that it says, "Bubblegum Artificial Flavor" This would lead one, namely me, to believe that there is, somewhere on Earth, naturally occurring bubblegum flavor. I've been thinking about this all morning at work.
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The Office Big Post #5. Honestly these memes get the least amount of notes out of all the fandoms I make memes for but idk I'm gonna keep making them bc I love this show so much. Idc if that's basic or whatever it's a comfort show ok
I love that this is three neat rows & then a giant picture of creed
more office memes
#the office#the office memes#michael scott#pam beasley#jim halpert#dwight schrute#phyllis lapin-vance#bob vance#creed bratton#toby flenderson#pam halpert#pam x jim#jim x pam#phyllis lapin
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I FEEL LIKE THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT MOMENT OF MY LIFE.
I work as a receptionist at the Center for Autism Spectrum Disorders where I live.
On Halloween, we’re having an office party, and I decided to dress up as Pam Beesly from The Office. We’re both receptionists, we both work with watercolor, and we wear almost the same styles to work.
I usually stay in my office to answer phones and emails, but my boss has given me a special task for the day of our Halloween party.
I get to stand outside the screening rooms and HAND OUT CANDY TO THE CHILDREN WHO COME IN FOR AUTISM SCREENINGS.
How cute is that?! I feel like this will be the sweetest moment of my entire life.
It’s also totally something Pam would do! I remember that episode where all the office workers took their kids to work and Pam put out extra candy on her desk to get the kids to come and talk to her, and I feel like I’m getting that full circle moment here.
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I also have to save all the black jelly beans for Dwight.
#the office#pam beesly#pam halpert#jim halpert#pam and jim#dwight schrute#michael scott#dundermifflin#scranton#receptionist#autism spectrum disorder#CASD#the office us#dwight#pam#halloween#spooky season#trending#angela martin#stanley hudson#erin hanson#bob vance#phyllis lapin#oscar martinez#kevin’s chili#jan levinson#steve carell#john krasinski#jenna fischer
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Extended scene from Mafia
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THE OFFICE 5x27: CAFE DISCO.
#tvedit#tvgifs#televisiongifs#theofficeedit#the office#phyllis lapin vance#dwight schrute#rainn wilson#phyllis smith#tv.#the office.#mg.#moe.
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