#phone...

[kiwi]

anybody else feel that being human is like being a long-time syndicated cartoon character watching the world get more complex while your own design stays the same until youre incongruous with the reality around you??

[ravenkings]

[arnab-factory]

Fascinated by this phenomenon

[plushiebi]

i just said out loud, “you know what really gargles my goyles?” and then i had to just sit there and accept that i now live in a world where someone said those words in that order. and now so do you. what a tangled web we weave

[fairycosmos]

makes me sick to see people dedicating their lives to their careers and families. what about phone in bed

[bonesandthebees]

one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method

[anthropologist-on-the-loose]

I'm as grateful for cellphones as the next person, but sometimes I think about how everyone having a phone on them at all times really did cause us to loose some things as a society. I mean - for example, kids these days will never experience their car breaking down and needing to find the nearest place with a phone they can use. They're never going to have the opportunity to tentatively approach a house only to discover that it's full of queer people having a party hosted by a transvestite to celebrate his creation of a sex homunculus, stay the night, and loose their virginity while unintentionally partaking in cannibalism. It's tragic, that kind of gay sexual awakening just doesn't happen these days because of cellphones.

[mysillycomics]

[wuntrum]

ripley :)

[slyandthefamilybook]

tumblr glitched out somehow but idc because this is way better than the original poll

[blorbocedes]

if 3000+ devices exploded simultaneously and thousands got injured, 37+ ppl died in usa or london or france anywhere in the imperial core this website would be talking about it nonstop. my coworkers' relatives are lebanese and he hasn't been able to contact them because everyone's nervous of using anything with a lithium battery. the kids from diaspora are teaching their parents how to turn off find my phone and airdrop and other geolocating options. it's absurd to me people are carrying on like its normal, or just don't care cause c'mon ppl blow up in the middle east all the time, right?

[larkiethings]

shaking my head while playing neko atsume so people know that I don’t support outdoor cats

[petshopbutch]

submissive in the way a livestock guardian dog is submissive to the sheep it kills wolves for

[calista-222]

It's hilarious to me to imagine Sonic could not keep a regular phone for longer than a week without breaking it

[mooseymi]

Timebomb tiiiime

[beaft]

can anyone tell me why i enter the grocery store a normal person and emerge as some sort of vile ravening monster