#phlonde launch

[lesbianpills]

everyone being "oh my lesbianism leaving my body bc of blonde phil". be so fucking fr that is a butch lesbian

[blossoms-phan]

feeling cool and normal and well adjusted

[bratdnp]

I truly think it was dans idea to buy the matching baby tees for the dress to impress video because we saw him hinting at Phil being an angel on 3 separate occasions now 1. The insta comment on the infamous phlonde launch 2. Dressing eachother Dan made Phil wear a shirt that said angel and 3. This video with BABY TEES that just so happen to say precious baby angel and dan is the sappy type to buy matching ones just to surprise phil and make it a bit more personal as if it already wasn’t I can’t stand them

[phil-lestifer]

No cause I know in my heart they're gonna do a phlonde and just drop a hard launch one day with zero warning and we'll have to pick up the peices

[dnpbeats]

Hiii!! The phagenda pushed me over the edge into making a dnp fan blog but now I need more people to follow do you have any favourite phan blogs? Ty xx

yay welcome anon!!! what's your url i wanna follow you 👀 also here is a non-exhaustive list, just who comes to mind off the top of my head if you aren't on here pls know i still love u <33

@cactuslester @fryday @serendipnpipity @simplydnp @pseudophan

@freckliedan @phulge @basementpotato @beachcollector @buhuiai

@calvinahobbes @deathclassic @deadandphilgames @energeticwarrior @goldenpinof

@howellu @phousemouse @thighguys @gamora-borealis @logicallyphan

@manchesterau @notsosaucystuff @jonsaremembers @amid-fandoms @antiadvil

@phandillion @danrifics @thatsmistertoyou @thatbin @phantasticphizza

@hard-launch @absolutefilthimsosorry @dandp @thistooisphanyuri @golfylester

@tarotphil @amazingbaboon @viewerspookyhappenings @phanchester @royalfig

@shitwheresfoxy @catboydan @reunitedinterlude @ahappyphjl @toastysandhamwich

@wdapteo @dnpgiggle @dnpg-hiatus-survivor @un-interactive-introvert @yonpote

@an-internet-introvert @afditlodap @fromemotoangel @bondnamesthejames @dnphobe

@omatone-dnp @phlonde-era @kitchensinkchronicles @fagus-sylvatica-beech-hedge @cursed-frog

also @danielhowell he's a BNF but he's rly inactive ://

[bitchslapblastoids]

tour thoughts & questions

so curious about their planning process for this tour. there is no way they organized this whole thing just in the time since the re-launch (why u lying to us dan). they've booked so many venues, and that shit happens pretty far out from the actual date of performance...

so somehow like a year ago when they were simply not producing really any ~joint content, they and their team crunched numbers and were certain enough that d&p could fill dozens of venues in usa, uk, and europe. i wonder if the WAD attendance is what they went off of? was their thinking that if people will come see dan, those same people will also come see dan and phil?

and then i'm so interested in how their thinking about this tour influenced their video production over the past few months. they've been so active and present, so playful and engaged, and they've had some Big Moments (the revival announcement vid, the catboy picture, the hugely impactful livestreams, dan and phil crafts, phlonde pic). i wonder how much of this they had plotted out in order to continue to generate interest (aka stir us into a frenzy bc they know their audience so well) and also steer us in the direction of whatever the tone/content of this tour will be. idk, i'm rambling.

final thought for now - this is such a positive sign for all of phil's health stuff he'd been struggling with (migraines, vertigo, etc.) bc i don't imagine he'd commit to this if he didn't think his body would cope.

[ahappydnp]

Before i say this yes i understand their relationship im not an anti blah blah blah i just thinking it would be OBJECTIVELY funny if they weren’t together like i know they are im not a dumbass i just think it would be hilarious if one of them posted a pic with a ring and its just some. Random guy

i still hold it would have been hilarious if before phil revealed his new hair they let dan get spotted with some random blonde in london with some like 5 pixel far away shots of them canoodling and not address it for like 3 days (just enough time for the phandom to start eating itself) only for phil to debut the phlonde

anyway yeah lets do that but with rings...phil soft launch a not dan shaped man (but it is dan because we live in reality)

[dan-whoell]

had a dream that the boys had a post phlonde launch q&a livestream, but it was broadcast on some gossip site that wasnt advertising it all, and kept redirecting to a reality show. i could not for the life of me actually get on to see the stream, it wouldn't load correctly and i kept going to the wrong site.

what i could access though were polls, because it turned out when they said q&a they meant they'd ask us questions, but not personal just like... a weird science quiz show. there was one about identifying parts of a rat, one i distinctly remember as 'which goo is actually in a microscope?' with 3 different goo viscosities in various parts of the microscope. the fourth answer was 'none??? why would there be GOO???'. 70% voted 'medium like slime, under slide go squish' and they were right??

honestly everyone seemed to be having a lot of fun but i was so frustrated bc i couldn't get in. :(

[goldenpinof]

Trying to come to terms with the fact that we’re probably not going to get a dapg video til June. I assumed we’d get one this week but I feel like they’re gonna wait for pride month to properly launch Phlonde Phil on video 💀

2 days, anon. i think anticipation is so much fun. like, imagine what can June bring! the calm before the storm, so we can live our lives and prepare.

[phanfictioncatalogue]

Sexual Content Masterlist

again and again, even though we know love’s landscape (ao3) - JudeAraya

Summary: After a small fight, Dan finds Phil in bed with a migraine and spends the day taking care of him in many, many ways.

Always Having Your Hand To Hold (ao3) - t_hens

Summary: Dan and Phil’s 2010 trip to Blackpool.

a match and a fuse (ao3) - waveydnp

Summary: Phil is twenty six years old and stuck in a dead end life. He works at Starbucks and may or may not be carrying a torch for his best friend of eight years. He doesn’t know who he is or what he wants–or how to go about figuring it out.

That all starts to change when he happens upon the resume of a certain law school grad named Daniel.

Birthday Sex (ao3) - danfanciesphil (thejigsawtimess)

Summary: The rules are pretty simple.

Whoever’s birthday it is gets whatever they want, no questions asked.

A bi-annual sex treaty.

It’s the perfect answer to getting rid of all of that pent up angst, leftover desire and sexual frustration they feel for each other. And seriously, it’ll be fine. There’s no way anyone can be manipulated or end up with their feelings hurt or anything like that. Granted, friends-with-benefits has a bad rep, but how could this possibly go wrong?

They’ve got it all planned out.

bruising the sun (ao3) - waveydnp

Summary: the bedsharing friends to lovers roommates au i was always destined to write

cat bells (ao3) - N_Chu4Ever

Summary: The catboy photoshoot, except it all goes weirdly wrong because Phil accidentally bought Dan a magic cat costume off the internet. Oops.

Caught In Between (ao3) - waveydnp

Summary: Dan wants to top, but Phil doesn’t want to bottom. They find a compromise.

Come What May (ao3) - PhantasticFiction

Summary: Phil Lester usually wasn’t one to go to strip clubs. But after being coaxed into it by a couple of his friends he meets the ever hypnotizing Greyson Bear(Dan Howell). Easily falling in love with him Phil works to save Dan from the underworld of prostitution.

Coming Undone (ao3) - hygge

Summary: Phil notices that Dan hasn’t been himself recently, so he helps him get out of his head.

Daddy Kink (ao3) - danfanciesphil (thejigsawtimess)

Summary: Dan thinks it's hilarious that the phandom thinks he has a Daddy kink. Until he doesn't.

Danisnotadom (ao3) - Sinninghowlter

Summary: Dan's not a dom. Everyone swears up and down that he is, insists he is domming his boyfriend and is too good to take it in the ass.

Phil's not a sub. Everyone thinks he is, everyone thinks his baby is in charge. What they don't know is his hardcore boyfriend is actually a princess.

disco stick (ao3) - possumdnp

Summary: “Let’s have some fun, this beat is sick,” Phil sings into the microphone connected to the Xbox. It’s slightly off-rhythm, and he grins and stares right at Dan as he continues onto the next lyric. “I want to take a ride on your disco stick.”

(A fic based on the moment from “What Dan and Phil Text Each Other 4” where DnP mention they’ve sung LoveGame countless times on an old karaoke video game.)

Drunk in Love (ao3) - ahappyphil

Summary: 5 times Dan and Phil were horny sappy drunks

Help Taking it Off (ao3) - cats_with_no_tails

Summary: I don’t know if Dan helped Phil pick out the phlonde-launch outfit, but I certainly imagine he helped take it off.

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Set the day of Phil’s blonde hair announcement - Dan comes home to him in that cunty little midriff and wants to devour him.

home is where the heart is. (ao3) - orphan_account

Summary: 16 year old Daniel Howell had always felt out of place in his dad’s fancy apartment or under the Singaporean sun. Life was not bad, but being the son of a British expatriate banker divorcee with commitment issues meant that there was never a home.

Inspired by the only constant in his life, a similar aged British youtuber by the name of Phil Lester, Dan decides to move to his supposed homeland Britain on a whim, in the hopes of escaping his bubble of isolation, and maybe find the place where he truly belonged.

Somehow Dan lands himself in one of the few notorious all boys boarding schools in Britain, one that has bizarre traditions, vicious inter-house competition and way too many attractive boys; and a roommate who had been Dan’s best friend all along, even if Phil Lester hadn’t known it.

Dan finally found home.

I guess it’s fine (it blows my mind) (ao3) - t_hens

Summary: things get interrupted when Phil’s neighbor knocks on the door, but maybe the interruption can be used as a chance to discover something new.

in this smoking chaos (ao3) - writingcollective

Summary: Dan bottoms for the first time, not being able to shut down his inner demons that whisper internalised homophobic thoughts into his ear. But Phil guides him through it, somehow

Indulgence (ao3) - CapriciousCrab

Summary: Daniel Howell was a man used to getting whatever he asked for. Whether it was the intricately embroidered waistcoats he so loved or the finest horseflesh available; if he wanted it, he generally would get it. Even if what he wanted was a good, anonymous fuck.And tonight was no exception.

Just A Toy (ao3) - blissedoutphil

Summary: He takes whatever Phil gives him, because he loves being treated like nothing more than a toy to be used. And above all, he loves Phil. He’d do anything for Phil.

learning the ropes (ao3) - watergator

Summary: dan and phil try something new together

Like Fine Print (ao3) - totalincandescense

Summary: Every few weeks, Dan was given an unfriendly reminder of at least one of the many reasons why he never went outside.

The most frequently recurring thing on the list being the general existence of people.

But more specifically, the existence of people who flirted with Phil.

linger on (ao3) - dizzy, waveydnp

Summary: A recent loss has ground Phil’s life to a halt. At 33, he’s static in his grief and living in the house he grew up in - until his mother kicks him out.

In a fit of indignation and with nothing to lose, he answers the first listing he finds for a room to rent in London… a listing posted by a guy named Dan.

Now We’re Getting Serious (ao3) - Raven052

Summary: A sweet night in, innocent enough, soon turns into more.

New experiences.

Unexpected confessions.

Things are definitely getting serious for Dan and Phil

not a chew toy? (ao3) - phantasticworks (steddieworks)

Summary: Apparently some things aren’t meant to be chewed on. Who knew?

Not Since I Posted The Cat Photo (ao3) - Absolutefilthimsosorry

Summary: Dan hasn’t been a ‘top bunk kinda guy’ since he posted the catboy photos.

Set after the catboy photoshoot

"oh great, now im a furry" (ao3) - cloej88

Summary: This is a fic about Dan getting off on his giant teddy bear… Yeah. But it’s also a fic about trust and connection and vulnerability

Precious (ao3) - Scuddleduck

Summary: dnp have intimate lazy sex or whatever the fuck made people so mad on twitter.

Precious Baby Angel (ao3) - toadsappho

Summary: Phil shows Dan his new t-shirt, but that's not the only surprise he has for him.

sweet as cherry wine (ao3) - sxndazed

Summary: Dan gets horny when he drinks.

Talking to the Moon (ao3) - uptownsteve

Summary: After a risque photoshoot, Phil wants to show Dan just how beautiful he is

Those Who Trust - theshyauthor

Summary: Dan used to be a submissive and now he’s just a broken shell of a man.

You and Me (ao3) - Scuddleduck

Summary: Birthday sex after Dan's birthday livestream

You are Not Sleeping on The Goddamn Floor (ao3) - pepelovesme

Summary: Dan and Phil's 2009 meeting reimagined. Dan is curious, they talk sexuality. Smut ensues.

[pseudophan]

i cant believe im saying this but.. i.. hate phils new hair

i was hoping the thumbnail was an edit 😭

you're actually only the second person i've gotten saying this today which like, i honestly thought it would be more, but i have to say i disagree! but i disagree in a way where i'm genuinely so shocked. i am so fucking bad with change, even when dan stopped straightening his hair i was like :/ even though i wholeheartedly thought he looked way better with the curls, cause it was new and weird. and then phil got a quiff and it ruined my fucking life lowkey even though again like it looked better but the first pics he posted were lowkey really bad lmao, phil's newest hair i was kinda whatever about at first cause he launched it when i wasn't tooooo invested so it wasn't a big deal. but like. i'm currently at the peak of my dnp obsession like i've been here before but i'm back and you would think phil going blonde would ruin my fucking life and yet i genuinely think he looks too good to complain 😭 and that says a lot!! i had literally five seconds of OH NO before i was like oh. he looks good. nevermind. and that was so weird cause when i got the initial notif and saw it said 'phlonde era' and realised he'd gone blonde my heart sank so fucking bad before i saw the picture like i was convinced for a hot second my life was overrrrr. but its fine. cause i genuinely think he looks great. and i'm so confused about it bc nothing about me says i should think he looks good but he DOES and i love that for him :3

but if you don't that's fine too

[blossoms-phan]

there’s something about phil shopping from drop dead that is so dear to me like everything they make is so Dan coded and like half his wardrobe is from there but the thought of Phil occasionally taking a looksie on their website and buying stuff he thinks he could pull off like the red and black hoodie and the racer jacket yes king reclaim your emo roots

[blossoms-phan]

need a hit so badly (phlonde phil content)

[blossoms-phan]

this is Phil finally living up to his snowdude user

[blossoms-phan]

i just realized why blonde phil is really doing it for me

[blossoms-phan]

chop chop phanfic writers imma need the slice of life phil dying his hair blonde and dan being absolutely gagged 1K word fics on my table by tonight