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Wrestling Revolver brings DRIP to Des Moines
Wrestling Revolver brings DRIP to Des Moines with international and TV wrestling talent! The Wrestling Revolver returns with its high flying, hard hitting action with DRIP LIVE on FITETV and FITE+ from the Horizon Events Center, 2100 NW 100th Street in Clive, Iowa on Saturday, March 4 featuring international and televised wrestling talent from New Japan Pro Wrestling (NJPW World), All Elite…
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#1 Called Manders#ace austin#chris bey#crash jaxon#dan the dad#dirty dango#fitetv#gia miller#impact wrestling#Jake Crist#JesSICKa#John Morrison#Jonathan Gresham#jt dunn#kushida#lince dorado#logan james#ninja mack#njpw#phil stomper#pw revolver#rich swann#rocky romero#rosemary#steve maclin#taya valkyrie#Trey Miguel#tyler matrix#Zachary Wentz
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ok my honest opinion on the looks from todays video
both of their first outfits were so bad i don't understand how this is what they chose for "something fashionable" that they wanted to see the other person wear 😭😭 HATED the sunglasses for phil he looked a little bit better when he took them off but still he really couldn't pull that outfit off. and why was dan making fun of him for dressing "like a child stuck in 1997" only to precede to dress him like a parody of a boyband star stuck in 2002.
dans first outfit was not much better it just kind of felt like such a random assortment of items like the shirt was okay i guess? the shorts were?? short?? ok ?? idk NEXT
the second look for phil was my favourite he was honestly kind of serving. i'd just remove the scarf. sidenote dan totally put phil in those stompers to fulfill his fantasy of being shorter and smaller than phil
dans second look was so much just phils everyday outfit but it was pretty cute like he just dressed up in his bfs clothes 🥰 bc he loves his bf 🥰 and i do love that jacket and it looked cute on dan too i think
honestly i thought dan was kinda serving in the purple suit like if it was just styled differently he could rock it?? or even better if it was (almost) the same cut but black velvet hehehhehe. hehehehe
i also feel like phil could make the cowboy outfit work if he just removed some stuff especially whatever was going on on his upper half but he could keep the shorts and boots maybeeee
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I was hoping to have all 3 of my Freela kids ready by tomorrow, been falling behind because life... but the *STAR* attraction of the three is finally finished! (haha get it? *star* cus she's named after a star AHAHAH)
So this is my official redesign of my Freela baby, Turanga Violet Star Fry.
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*Is named after the Violet Dwarf Star. You know, the star that literally forced Leela to face her true feelings more than ever and trust Fry with the most important thing in the universe, and also made her realise she could not deny her undying love for Fry any longer.
*Pronouns she/her
*Family pet name is Hexy Chicky
*She is a goth punk rebel without a cause
*Angsty Teen (16 years I'd say roughly of age)
*Is besties w/Bender
*Has an ✨ICONIC✨ Witch's Black cat (Fang, Morris and Munda's cat's baby 🥹)
*Her hair has mutations where it glows the colour of the violet drawf star. The glow gets brighter and engulfs her whole hair whenever she is closed to the encyclapod or anything that is in danger and needs to be saved, this includes beings, and whole entire planets. Certain situations one might say.
*She has a connection to the encyclapod and knows where it can be found at any given time. She learns she can communicate to plants, animals, basically anything living.
*Her hair can also change length and texture to best suit her needs. Think like Bayonetta (best video game witch IMO she is boss queen) Violet can use har hair as a weapon to defend herself. She also learns she can grow tenticles at will from her hair, very much like her other two siblings.
*She is a bad ass boss bitch like her momma
*Has big fuck off death stomper boots, just like her momma
*Is an environmental and animal activist like her momma
*Practices witch craft due to her innate connection with nature all that is living.
*Will spend hours debating with her brother Phil and Professor Farnsworth and Cubert about what is science and spirituality, what can be explained and what cannot be explained and try to either thwart them or find a way to bridge the two together.
*Bisexual / Demisexul
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The Chicky on her shirt is the chicken she's known as in the family, they all have chicken nicknames cus of the chicken hats. I am working on a family photo of them all as we speak. Thank you so much to the incredible @ladybender for the inspiration for this idea. 🥹
Still working on her story and everything but I finally have her design ready and I am so happy and proud. If you ever saw spam posts on DeviantART of a user called FryplusLeela4Eva2getha that was me and I posted artworks of Violet and her two siblings Phil and Sam. Redesigns of them coming soon! I'm just so happy I was able to get one of them out at least before the drop of the first new episode haha.
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#fry and leela#fan character#FC#Turanga Violet Fry#Fry and Leela's kids#Futurama#FryxLeela#Freela#Violet Drawf Star#Into The Wild Green Yonder#Space Witch Badass Boss Bitch#Takes after her momma#Queen#Proud of my work#Redesign#Freela baby OC#original character#OC#She is heavily inspired off me#I made her when I was 10 years old#I am still working on her backstory#More kids to come#freela baby fever#Fry and Leela are the chicken hat family#literally I could so see them doing this#nicknaming all their kids with pet names of a baby chicken that suits ther personality#wanted to get at least one of them out before the revival that is literally in 11 hours and 36 mins#yes I have a fucking god damn timer#fanart#artists on tumblr
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How Are Cornflakes Even Relevant Here??
by animal_crusher9000
"Tommy, I'm an adult now. I don't have the time to be jacking off and eating cornflakes!" Wilbur stressed, waving his hands around and pacing back and forth dramatically as he spoke.
"Jacking- Ew, Wil!! Don't talk to me about how lonely you get at night- Just- Will you calm the fuck down and come eat breakfast with me?!" The blond shrieked, a grossed out flush dusting his cheeks.
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A sit-com like story about the happenings of the SBI household! Brought to you by, animal crusher 9000!!! (also known as; pig stomper 9000)
Words: 1727, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Wilbur Soot, Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Phil Watson | Philza
Relationships: Wilbur Soot & TommyInnit, Technoblade & TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), TommyInnit & Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), Wilbur Soot & Phil Watson | Philza, Wilbur Soot & Technoblade, Technoblade & Phil Watson | Philza, Wilbur Soot & Technoblade & TommyInnit & Phil Watson
Additional Tags: Inappropriate Humor, Crack, Fluff and Crack, Crack Treated Seriously, Family Fluff, Family, Good Parent Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), Parent Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), Phil Watson is Wilbur Soot and Technoblade and TommyInnit's Parent, Dick Jokes
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Friday, December 17: UFO, “Hot N’ Ready”
R.I.P. Pete Way (1950-2020), Paul Raymond (1945-2019)
For a few golden years, UFO opened their concerts with the rowdy charge of “Hot N’ Ready”, and it was such an awesome kickoff that the band stuck with it for a little while after Michael Schenker left. The track captured UFO’s sozzled alchemy in full, with Schenker’s elegant lead giving way to a barroom stomper of a riff, while Phil Mogg goaded and swaggered with a grit and confidence that almost convinced everyone he was a bigger star than he actually was. Pete Way’s insistent bass thump grounded the proceedings, leaving Andy Parker to swing with greater flexibility and finesse than he was usually given credit for (including by this listener). “Hot N’ Ready” was the sort of no-frills fun hard rocker that made the late ‘70s a reference point to so many future megastars, embodying the guts of that era and holding up far better than anyone might’ve expected.
#heavy metal#metal#heavy metal music#heavy metal rules#heavymusic#listen to metal#metal song#metal song of the day#song of the day#song#ufo#phil mogg#pete way#michael schenker#paul raymond#andy parker#ron nevison#chrysalisrecords#hard rock#lead guitar#Guitar Hero#Guitar Solo#british rock#british music#british metal#70s rock#70s music#70s metal#heavy music#heavyrock
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MCOC Wishlist Poll Snapshot: Entire Rankings
001 Mystique 002 Quicksilver 003 Beta Ray Bill 004 Sandman 005 Adam Warlock 006 Kitty Pryde 007 Lizard 008 Morbius the Living Vampire 009 Kraven the Hunter 010 Cloak & Dagger 011 Spider-Man 2099 012 Black Cat 013 Bullseye 014 Jessica Jones 015 Ares 016 Shang-Chi 017 Gladiator (Kallark) 018 Baron Zemo 019 Lady Deathstrike 020 Enchantress 021 Valkyrie MCU 022 Knull 023 Morgan le Fay 024 Scorpion 025 Captain Britain 026 Galactus 027 Dazzler 028 Silver Samurai 029 Black Knight 030 Dracula 031 Hobgoblin 032 Pyro 033 Fantomex 034 Spider-Woman 035 Jean Grey 90s 036 Silk 037 Polaris 038 Silver Sable 039 Sif 040 Anti-Venom 041 Mister Negative 042 Crystal 043 Legion 044 Shocker 045 Malekith the Accursed 046 Destroyer Armor 047 M'baku the Man-Ape 048 The Mandarin 049 Emplate 050 Multiple-Man 051 Shuri 052 Banshee 053 Onslaught 054 Warpath 055 Sunfire 056 Cannonball 057 Dark Phoenix 058 Blue Marvel 059 Prowler (Aaron Davis) 060 Okoye 061 Mockingbird 062 Spiral 063 Madame Hydra / Viper 064 Hydro-Man 065 Red She-Hulk 066 Agent Anti-Venom 067 Blackheart 068 Gorr the God-Butcher 069 Songbird 070 Quasar 071 Absorbing Man 072 Whiplash 073 Armor 074 Daimon Hellstrom 075 Wendigo 076 Nimrod 077 Graviton 078 Gwenom 079 Deathlok 080 Firestar 081 Vulcan 082 Wonder Man 083 Selene 084 Blob 085 Klaw 086 Rachel Summers 087 Thor (MCU Stormbreaker) 088 Shadow King 089 White Tiger 090 Tombstone 091 Jack O'Lantern 092 Valkyrie Classic 093 Toad 094 Moonstone 095 Weapon H 096 Jocasta 097 Dani Moonstar 098 Monica Rambeau 099 Wolfsbane 100 Franklin Richards 101 Ancient One 102 Arnim Zola 103 Exodus 104 Forge 105 Supergiant 106 Madelyne Pryor 107 Hank Pym 108 Hawkeye (Kate Bishop) 109 Negasonic Teenage Warhead 110 Spider-Man Noir 111 Phantom Rider 112 Blink 113 Sebastian Shaw 114 Clea 115 Black Tom Cassidy 116 Kurse 117 Danger 118 Daken 119 Omega Sentinel 120 Grim Reaper 121 Radioactive Man 122 Shatterstar 123 Darkstar 124 Werewolf by Night 125 Hope Summers 126 The Magus 127 Union Jack 128 Captain Marvel (Mar-Vell) 129 Crimson Dynamo 130 Pixie 131 Conan 132 Scarlet Spider (Ben Reilly) 133 Azazel 134 Jigsaw 135 Boom-Boom 136 Swarm 137 Xorn 138 Machine Man 139 Black Widow (Yelena Belova) 140 Madame Masque 141 Misty Knight 142 Chamber 143 Mistress Death 144 Skaar 145 Morlun 146 Thanos (Endgame) 147 Leader 148 Sleepwalker 149 Deacon Frost 150 Black Swan 151 Agent 13 (Sharon Carter) 152 Fin Fang Foom 153 Ka-Zar 154 Arcade 155 Iron Spider 156 Dust 157 Gorgon 158 Lash 159 Namora 160 A-Bomb (Rick Jones) 161 Ikaris 162 Nick Fury (Classic) 163 Rescue 164 Nico Minoru 165 Volstagg 166 Weapon Hex 167 Stingray 168 Maximus the Mad 169 Cyttorak 170 Skurge the Executioner 171 Doc Samson 172 Maverick / Agent Zero 173 Sauron 174 Baron Blood 175 Captain America Falcon 176 Wong 177 Mantis 178 Whirlwind 179 Firelord 180 Magma 181 Molecule Man 182 White Fox 183 Nova (Sam Alexander) 184 Satana 185 Dum Dum Dugan (LMD) 186 Holocaust 187 Shiklah 188 Valkyrie Moonstar 189 High Evolutionary 190 Bloodaxe 191 Magus (Technarch) 192 Nighthawk 193 Punisher: War Machine 194 Goliath (Bill Foster) 195 Nova (Frankie Raye) 196 Ghost Rider (Danny Ketch) 197 Dr. Cecilia Reyes 198 Sentinel X (Shogo Lee) 199 Thena 200 Hellcat 201 Cosmic Spider-Man 202 Attuma 203 Shroud 204 Doctor Nemesis 205 Siryn 206 Nate Grey 207 Iron Monger 208 Black Mamba 209 Agent Carter 210 Kluh 211 Tiger Shark 212 Purple Man 213 Snowbird 214 Ice-Thing 215 Lilandra 216 Superior Spider-Man 217 Thane 218 Moon Girl & Devil Dinosaur 219 Jackal 220 Jean Grey (X-Men Red) 221 Punisher: Frankencastle 222 Puck 223 Rockslide 224 Red Ghost and his Super-Apes 225 Deathbird 226 Hydra Supreme 227 Strong Guy 228 Zarda the Power Princess 229 Sage 230 Quentin Quire (aka Kid Omega) 231 Prowler (Hobie Brown) 232 Slapstick 233 Stardust (Lambda Zero) 234 Titanium Man 235 D'spayre 236 Colleen Wing 237 Thunderbird (John Proudstar) 238 Iron Maiden 239 Gorilla-Man (Kenneth Hale) 240 Jack of Hearts 241 Titania 242 Avalanche 243 Toxic Doxie 244 Death’s Head 245 Impossible Man 246 Worthy Captain America (Mjölnir/Endgame) 247 Outlaw (Higgins) 248 Scarlet Spider II (Kaine Parker) 249 Beetle 250 Typhoid Mary 251 Bloodscream 252 Serpent (Cul Borson) 253 Ms. America Chavez 254 Ghost Rider (Reyes) 255 Hummingbird 256 Mercury 257 M (Monet St. Croix) 258 Black Tarantula 259 Spitfire 260 Wizard 261 Superior Octopus 262 Maria Hill 263 Minotaur (Dario Agger) 264 Echo 265 Morph 266 Karolina Dean 267 Zarathos 268 Thundra 269 Smasher (Kane) 270 Hyperstorm 271 Boomerang 272 Stature (Cassie Lang, AKA Stinger) 273 Meggan 274 Caliban 275 Hollow 276 Abyss (Styger) 277 Silverclaw 278 Red King 279 Doctor Druid 280 U.S. Agent 281 Sersi 282 Molten Man 283 Zzzax 284 Singularity 285 Agatha Harkness 286 Blastaar 287 Korvac 288 Citizen V 289 Carter Slade the Satan-Stomper 290 Post 291 Shuma-Gorath 292 Sin 293 Triton 294 Quasar (Kincaid) 295 Martinex 296 Iron Man (Mark I) 297 Wiccan 298 Speedball 299 Paladin 300 Amanda Sefton 301 Overmind 302 Diamondback (Rachel Leighton) 303 Feral 304 Charlie-27 305 Rom: Spaceknight 306 Juggerduck 307 The Uranian 308 Blazing Skull 309 Starfox 310 Living Laser 311 Hiro-Kala 312 Namorita 313 Jack Flag 314 Stormborn 315 Doctor Bong 316 Crescent & Io 317 Gamora mcu 318 Wave 319 Ironheart 320 Venom Rocket 321 Doctor Spectrum 322 Davos the Steel Serpent 323 Lady Hellbender 324 Falcon classic 325 Bloodstorm 326 Tempus (Eva Bell) 327 Voyager 328 No-Name the Brood 329 Demon Bear 330 Moondragon 331 Arachne 332 Aero 333 Andromeda 334 Speed Demon 335 Phyla-Vell 336 Xemnu the Living Hulk 337 Aleta 338 Araña 339 Human Torch (Jim Hammond) 340 Constrictor 341 Iso 342 Arkon 343 Genis-Vell 344 Shanna the She-Devil 345 Volcana 346 Batroc the Leaper 347 Arclight 348 Scientist Supreme 349 Yukio 350 N'kantu the Living Mummy 351 Gentle 352 Caiera the Oldstrong 353 Beetle (Janice Lincoln) 354 Penance (Baldwin) 355 Super-Adaptoid 356 Ajak 357 Future Colossus 358 Moses Magnum 359 Vampire by Night 360 Superia 361 Puppet Master 362 Chimera 363 Count Nefaria 364 Stick 365 Hellion 366 Agent May 367 Mister Hyde 368 Spot 369 Cobra 370 Doop 371 Lyja 372 Wrecker 373 Stargod/Man-Wolf 374 Stilt-Man 375 Machinesmith 376 Spider-Bitch 377 Madame Web 378 Corsair & Sikorsky 379 Thor (Groot) 380 Balder 381 Random 382 Power Man (Alvarez) 383 Starhawk 384 Sun-Girl (Selah Burke) 385 Arcanna 386 Scream 387 Kree Sentry 388 Agent Phil Coulson 389 Thunderstrike (Kevin) 390 Talos 391 Carmilla Black 392 Uatu 393 Jennifer Kale 394 Warwolf 395 Enigma (Aikku Jokinen, AKA Pod) 396 Belasco 397 Swordsman 398 Trevor Fitzroy 399 Dazzler Thor 400 Hepzibah 401 Atlas 402 Ogun 403 Yellowjacket (DeMara) 404 Hala the Accuser 405 Entropy 406 War Machine (Infinity War) 407 Animax 408 Captain Universe 409 Whizzer 410 Hogun the Grim 411 Cottonmouth (Clemens) 412 Blizzard 413 Storm (Queen of Wakanda) 414 Silhouette 415 Immortus 416 Beast (Hex-Men) 417 Solo 418 White Rabbit 419 Aurora 420 Equinox 421 Hellcow 422 Owl 423 Arsenic & Old Lace 424 Beetle mk iii 425 Valeria (Age of Conan) 426 Trapster 427 Throg 428 Mimic 429 Hulkling 430 Iron Lad 431 Angel (Black Vortex) 432 Marionette 433 Phastos 434 Hobgoblin 2099 435 Razor Fist 436 Asp 437 Baymax 438 Captain America (Peggy Carter) 439 Sp//dr 440 Tarantula (Kaine) 441 Silver Scorpion (Barstow) 442 Midnight Angels of Wakanda 443 Demolition Man 444 White Wolf (Hunter) 445 Synapse 446 Kingo 447 Grey Gargoyle 448 Gilgamesh the Forgotten One 449 Justice 450 Atlas Bear 451 Iron Fist (Orson Randall) 452 Victorious 453 Lincoln Campbell 454 Luna Snow 455 Zadkiel 456 Crystar 457 Husk 458 Gravity 459 Kaecilius 460 Marrina 461 Ghost Rider (Circle of Four) 462 Nighthawk Supremeverse 463 Fixer 464 Cardiac 465 Capwolf 466 Kull the Conqueror of Atlantis 467 Noh-Varr 468 Korath the Pursuer 469 Miss America (Joyce) 470 Blackjack O'Hare 471 Bi-Beast 472 Vance Astro 473 Bushmaster (Quincy) 474 Krugarr 475 Poundcakes 476 Yo-Yo 477 American Son 478 Mister M 479 Cottonmouth (Stokes) 480 Manphibian 481 Infamous Iron Man 482 Paibok the Power-Skrull 483 Shatter 484 Daredevil Shadowland 485 Nakia 486 Garrison Kane 487 Makkari 488 Elloe 489 Northstar 490 Spiderling 491 She-Hulk (Lyra) 492 Proteus 493 Grey Hulk 494 Doorman 495 Toro 496 Nuke 497 Acroyear 498 Blonde Phantom 499 Drax MCU 500 Orrgo 501 Marvel Girl NPC 502 Fandral the Dashing 503 Spider-Girl 504 Ms. Thing 505 Captain America 2099 506 Veranke 507 Haechi 508 Mulholland Black 509 Mighty Destroyer 510 Eclipse 511 Powell McTeague 512 Druig 513 Copycat 514 Terror 515 Ahab 516 God-Emperor Doom 517 Doombot (V Series) 518 Sword Master 519 Cyclone 520 Black Mariah 521 Zenzi 522 Thor: Herald of Thunder 523 3-D Man 524 Hulk Endgame 525 Tetu 526 Doctor Octopus (Liv Octavius) 527 Margali 528 Molly Hayes 529 Sinara 530 Aldrich Killian 531 Goldballs 532 Mindless Ones 533 Nikki Gold 534 Foolkiller 535 Darkwing Duck 536 Thunderstrike (Eric) 537 She-Thing (Ventura) 538 Killmonger (Emperor Symbiote) 539 Iron Duck 540 Ms. Marvel II (Ventura) 541 Spymaster 542 Scalphunter 543 Spider-Man (Miles Morales Movie) 544 Karn 545 Gun-R 546 Terminus 547 Achebe 548 Llyra 549 Bushmaster (John) 550 Sugar Man 551 Great Lakes Avengers 552 Xarggu 553 Human Fly (Deacon) 554 Shogun 555 Plantman 556 Brawn 557 Elixir 558 Litterbug 559 Smasher (Rokk) 560 Bug 561 Mammomax 562 Synch 563 Anaconda 564 Wolvie 565 Dirk Anger 566 Captain [****] 567 Ezekiel 568 Diamondback (Stryker) 569 Unworthy Thor 570 Master Mold 571 Masked Marauder 572 M.O.D.A.M. 573 Hellsgaard 574 Hulkbuster 2.0 575 Forgetmenot 576 Ghaur 577 Arcturus Rann 578 Ultimate Green Goblin (Movie) 579 Dragoness 580 Porcupine 581 M-11 582 Taskmaster MCU 583 Dansen Macabre 584 Lady Bullseye 585 Harpoon 586 Unicorn 587 Bushwacker 588 Loki variant 589 Night Nurse 590 Psyklop 591 Mack 592 Eel 593 Water Snake 594 Chaos King 595 Red Hulk (Maverick) 596 Kaluu 597 The Russian 598 Geena Drake 599 Jimmy Hudson 600 Slayback 601 Mentallo 602 Skull the Slayer 603 Karkas 604 Dominic Fortune 605 The Buzz 606 Doctor Crocodile 607 Ox 608 Dorrek VII 609 Needle 610 Krang 611 Dino-Thor 612 Stegron 613 Zeitgeist 614 [VACANT] 615 [VACANT] 616 [VACANT]
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so Captain Carter going to the futuristic year of 2011 raises some questions about who will be on the avengers team of this timeline.
clearly Captain Carter and Hawkeye.
but would Tony Stark be on the team? I feel like because of the hydra stomper being around in wwII that armor suits would be common place. I could see Phil Coulson or James Rhodes being War Stomper pilots.
Maybe Nick fury space faxes Carol Denver (space pagers are for emergencies) that they found Captain Carter and Captain Marvel shows up to join the avengers right away.
maybe in this timeline Betty Ross grew up with Carter has her hero. and Betty Jumped at the chance to help her father make more super soldiers resulting in Betty becoming the hulk instead of Bruce.
Natasha is mostly unchanged except that whiplash's whips are now standard issue for the black widows.
and maybe thor is just thor unless a bunch of armored shield agents stomped him out.
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Byzanthian Neckbeard Reveal New EP, ‘Extinction’
~Doomed & Stoned Debuts~
I have little clue what daily life is like on Guernsey, an island in the English Channel near France, but I imagine it provide fertile breeding ground for dismal, doom-laden creations of all sorts and shades. It's been four years since we last heard from one of its chief inhabitants, BYZANTHIAN NECKBEARD, but now they've rebounded with a grim new spin called 'Extinction' (2019), which Doomed & Stoned is pleased to premiere for your listening delight.
A bastardization of the "Byzantine," a word that carries with it a wealth of historical intrigue. Byzanthian Neckbeard conjures images of a gruff, grungy, fingers-to-the-bone kind of existence, where shaving is the least of one's worries -- surviving the night to face another day is the chief concern of any living creature. The first thing you'll notice about Extinction, in fact, is its primitive quality. Deep bass, harsh vocals, a stern guitar tone, and a "heave-ho" beat calls to mind galley slaves working the oars of a mighty Roman battle ship to the incessant beat of the drum.
There is an almost heartbeat-like dimension to the rhythms of Extinction, giving each track a visceral quality that immediately connects with the listener on a bodily level. Just keep listening, you'll notice it soon taking you over, if not in the opening number, "Coffin Bomb," then certainly by the record's concluding title track.
Keep an eye out of Extinction by Byzanthian Neckbeard, dropping this Friday, September 27th (pre-order here).
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Extinction by Byzanthian Neckbeard
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“Stranded on an island enveloped by fog, lost in the English channel and forgotten by time there is only doom.”
Byzanthian Neckbeard dragged itself into existence in early 2013 to set about creating their own brand of sonic doom. One year later, in August 2014 the fruits of their labours was inflicted on the world when “From The Clutches of Oblivion” was released. Later that year guitarist Jon Langlois chose to depart the band.
The loss of a member unleashed a new, heavier, 3 headed beast set to walk an altered path. Dan added a second voice to the mix, giving the songs a new direction. Retaining their signature groove and mixing different aspects of Sludge, Doom, Thrash, Black and Death the band has moved on to plumb new sonic depths. From those depths, new horrors have arisen. The creation of the second album has been a long and arduous road, but in 2019 the second age is finally upon us.
Photo by Tom Relf
Some bands quite simply embody their name in every shape and form, and when it comes to Byzanthian Neckbeard... you get the picture quickly. Riff-laden doom is on offer on this follow-up EP, after their début From the Clutches of Oblivion took them out of their native Guernsey and straight onto the New Blood Stage at UK’s Bloodstock Festival.
'Extinction' takes a while to limber up, but once “Coffin Bomb” gets into the swing of things, the trio put on a no-punches-pulled performance across each of the three tracks. Phil Skyrme’s guttural vocals match up to the rough-and-fuzzy riffing, matched perfectly to Dan Robilliard’s muscular bass playing and Paul Etasse’s precise and groove-driven drumming. “Extinction” takes us out with a seven-minute stomper.
Thus the EP ends, ready to be looped again until more material emerges from the island-bound miscreants who go by the name of Byzanthian Neckbeard.
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No update pics because I let the heads rest yesterday, don’t know how much I’ll get going today because I might need to do some real life stuff. Usually I do the heads in the morning, don’t need to color match so I can use what ever light source is handy, but don’t put any time constraints on it. If we real life around here it’s usually in the morning to get it done and out of the way.
Not that I can’t do the heads in the afternoon. I have some times. It just all depends on everything. And with air dry heads and damp weather some resting never hurts.
Especially if I can get out and get some supplies.
I cropped a pic of Kumik Fletch and wonder if it’ll turn up later on Dr Phil being used by a catfish. If he says he’s a doll he’s being literal.
Kumik Fletch’s head is about the limit of realism for me before I’d have to kick him in to Uncanny Valley. So that might answer why my sculpts and art look like they do.
And if you notice none of the realistic ones have brushable hair.
The only one I would have considered putting on one of those seamless phican bods with attachments is my Thang from Facepool-
Anything from Facepool looks great but their necks are too long so you’d need power tools to make the fit.
If there was a head I could pass off as Adam Cooper from Swan Lake I’d rethink. That could be a barely dressed plastic hunk to have around.
The only swans I have on my computer right now but you get the idea. I hope the one on the far left is the one from the DVD who can jump really high. One of the Little Swans is pure peck your eyes out attitude.
Found the boy doll clothes. They were where they should have been but the bag they were in was under some other bags. Was too busy looking for the Stompers for McDonalds to be able to make any real dents in any other organizing. Not ready to give up an old red Hamburgler jail wagon thing that I’ve had forever yet. You know how it is when you’ve had a long relationship with a thing. And it’s pretty beat up.
Will check to see if they have one already and go from there. I know they don’t have any Stompers and my quad will be a start. Tossing in a Hot Wheel too.
And there’s still another batch of stuff I haven’t been able to place which is the dollhouse furniture I played with a lot as a child. They’re around, there’s just too much hoard in general in the house and organizing gets derailed by having to stop and something else.
Or the anemia fatigue :/
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Consider: Beans.
also: Stomper and Twinkle Toes
(ps I see you with Henry and the others. I think begging you to lean into it. It's like naming a dog Phil. It's so funny)
Beans is a cute name! Stomper and Twinkle Toes are in opposing dance crews, one is street the other is classical, we can only hope the magic of dance can bring them together
#zin answers#anon#clone oc name ideas#also thank you ckdjndnsjd you want a bland ass fucking kevin-esque name i’m your guy
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Cookies, but no exercise: Phil Gaimon’s earliest years
Whether you know Phil Gaimon as cookie aficionado, KOM stomper, or domestic and WorldTour pro, you may not know about his earliest years. But he's happy to tell you all about them.
Read the full article at Cookies, but no exercise: Phil Gaimon’s earliest years on VeloNews.com.
Cookies, but no exercise: Phil Gaimon’s earliest years published first on https://throttlebuff.weebly.com/
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28 Black Picture Books That Aren’t About Boycotts, Buses or Basketball - selected by Columbus writer and librarian, Scott Woods
Loving this list of book picks. Which are your favorites?
A boy like you by Murphy, Frank
A computer called Katherine : how Katherine Johnson helped put America on the moon by Slade, Suzanne
A splash of red : the life and art of Horace Pippin by Bryant, Jennifer
Bigmama's by Crews, Donald.
Come on, Rain! by Hesse, Karen.
Crown : an ode to the fresh cut by Barnes, Derrick D.
Daddy calls me man by Johnson, Angela
Dear dragon : a pen pal tale by Funk, Josh
Dragons eat noodles on Tuesdays by Stahl, Jon
Early Sunday morning by Millner, Denene
Freedom in Congo Square by Weatherford, Carole Boston
Fresh princess by Millner, Denene
Grace for president by DiPucchio, Kelly S.
Hair love by Cherry, Matthew A
Hank's big day : the story of a bug by Kuhlman, Evan
Happy right now by Berry, Julie
He's got the whole world in his hands by Nelson, Kadir.
Hey black child by Perkins, Useni Eugene
Hidden figures : the true story of four black women and the space race by Shetterly, Margot Lee
How many stars in the sky? by Hort, Lenny.
I am perfectly designed by Brown, Karamo
I love my hair! by Tarpley, Natasha.
I'm a big brother now by Hudson, Katura J.
I'm a pretty little black girl! by Bynum, Betty K.
Kitchen dance by Manning, Maurie.
Lily Brown's paintings by Johnson, Angela, 1961
Little Melba and her big trombone by Russell Brown, Katheryn
Lola reads to Leo by McQuinn, Anna
M is for Melanin : a celebration of the black child by Rose, Tiffany
Mae among the stars by Ahmed, Roda
Marvelous Cornelius : Hurricane Katrina and the spirit of New Orleans by Bildner, Phil
Max and the tagalong moon by Cooper, Floyd
Missing daddy by Kaba, Mariame
Monster Trouble by Fredrickson, Lane
Moon over Star by Aston, Dianna Hutts.
My family plays music by Cox, Judy
Not Norman : a goldfish story by Bennett, Kelly
Not quite Snow White by Franklin, Ashley
Parker looks up : an extraordinary moment by Curry, Parker
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Pitchfork Music Festival 2017: 7/14-7/16
Clif’s Cassette Collage
BY JORDAN MAINZER
Last year’s Pitchfork featured wild-card non-headliners and a deep rest of the festival. This year? Not so much. LCD Soundsystem headlined last year’s Lollapalooza Sunday, and this year saw them headlining the first day of a smaller festival. Saturday featured a massive farewell tour in the form of A Tribe Called Quest. Sunday’s headliner was Solange, an artist coming off of her career best work that held up even in the face of her more famous sister’s equally strong work. There were reunions and rare performers. This was going to be the biggest Pitchfork ever, right?
Well, only if you’re talking about the length of the lines. Instead, Pitchfork somehow retained its intimacy (besides those lines). Much of the music was undoubtedly laid back, even the hip hop sets decidedly minimal as opposed to past ones by the likes of Kendrick Lamar and Chance the Rapper. There was room for the experimental, the theatrical, and the combination of the two. Overall, the festival continues to book daringly and, more importantly, more women and people of color than almost any other major pop music festival. Like last year, there was no one true standout the way there has been in past years, but there were still sets that exceeded, met, and performed below my expectations.
Read on as I sort the many different sets I saw into distinct categories relating to everything from content to how they fit within the quintessential festival experience.
THE NOSTALGIC
Ride
It may have been delayed by over twenty minutes. You may not have been able to hear lead singer Mark Gardener that well. Their new album may be just okay. But as soon as Ride played the opening notes to “Seagull”, you knew exactly why even a 20-years-later version of the band is booked late in the day to play a major festival. Simply put, the songs from Nowhere and their early EPs were flat-out gorgeous.
The Feelies
Talk about a band that takes their time, whether it’s releasing albums or even just building up a song. The Feelies took from their earliest (Crazy Rhythms and The Good Earth) and their latest (2011′s Here Before and this year’s In Between). Lead singer Glenn Mercer’s gentle voice may have sounded a bit weak at times, but the band’s jangly guitar pop and krautrock arrangements were perfect for grooving on a temperate Saturday afternoon.
Arab Strap
One of the best sets of the festival came from a band that I love that I totally expected to not translate live. The Scottish electronica-imbued spoken word from Arab Strap sounded great, with more singing and noise than expected. Front-man Aidan Moffat sucked down Four Star Pilsners and complained how hot the stage was as if they were litanies in one of his songs. His penchant for remembering the lyrics of his own songs is impressive, and even if he had to read them by the time the anthemic “The First Big Weekend” came along, he was just as much the star of the show as the rest of the band.
THE OLD-TIMEY
Hamilton Leithauser
The Walkmen were always a band whose slower songs recalled waltzes or stories told by your grandparents. Hamilton Leithauser & Rostam Batmanglij’s I Had A Dream That You Were Mine one-upped that last year, with its clinking pianos and string flourishes going for an unabashedly retro aesthetic, including everything from doo wop to folktales. Live, Leithauser and his band recreated that perfectly. He’s always had a hell of a voice, his wail equally as strong as his Dylan-esque sneer. “Rough Going (I Won’t Let Up)” was an exemplary intro, “A 1000 Times” a giant sing-along, “1959″ an effective vocal solo as opposed to the duet album version.
As Joey Purp played from the Blue Stage, Leithauser recalled being sonically overwhelmed by the nearby XX. “Everybody left NYC...because they couldn’t afford a practice space without a fucking band next door,” he shared before launching into the gorgeous “Where The Truth Is...” Old and bitter’s never sounded so sweet.
THE MELANCHOLY
Angel Olsen
As a band in matching suits entered the stage, I thought to myself, “Am I really about to see Angel Olsen?” The last time I had seen her was at Lincoln Hall on the Burn Your Fire For No Witness Tour, and apparently, she’s gotten way bigger since then. Her set started out strong with some country-indebted kiss offs: “High & Wild”, “Shut Up Kiss Me”, “Give It Up”, and “Not Gonna Kill You” all retained both the treble-heavy sheen and lyrical rawness of their studio versions. But the back half of the set was enough to put you to sleep in succession. Half Way Home’s “Acrobat” is a great song, as is “Sister”, the laid-back and jazzy “Those Were The Days”, and “Woman”, but after the first four in a row, they only served to bring you down.
Weyes Blood
Natalie Mering’s amazing, Joni Mitchell-esque voice is best suited for a club setting. Even last year’s Weyes Blood album Front Row Seat to Earth, a characteristically upbeat one for Mering’s standards, is not really ideal for a weekend day festival slot. Her voice on “Generation Why” and “Used to Be” was stunning and she either sang by herself on stage or played keys in front of her band, and the lap steel guitar on “Seven Words” gave a haunting quality to that song, but the set overall was too low key to keep non-die hard fans interested.
THE MIND-NUMBING
Colin Stetson
You know what you're getting with Colin Stetson, but that doesn’t stop him from mesmerizing me every time. His Pitchfork set was his most impressive from a curatorial standpoint. Stetson picked songs that showed off his limber playing (“The Righteous Wrath of an Honorable Man”), creative percussion (“Judges”), and even Aphex Twin influences (“Between Water and Wind). Earlier this year, Stetson released an album that was good but didn’t offer much new, but during his Pitchfork set, Not one song sounded like another.
William Tyler
The word “virtuoso” is tossed around a lot, but it’s actually appropriate for William Tyler. With a great band at his side (including Phil Cook, doing double duty with Tyler and Hiss Golden Messenger), Tyler played most of last year’s Modern Country to sheer perfection. From the summery “Sunken Garden” to the described “country meets krautrock” of “I’m Gonna Live Forever”, the set was unexpectedly loud and jammy. The percussion breakdown of “Gone Clear” was even more haunting than it was on record, “The Great Unwind” noisy. He closed with “Highway Anxiety”, whose recognizable opening riffs caused anything but a sense of dread--more a sense of comfort and calm amidst a sea of festival-goers.
THE BLISTERING
Jeff Rosenstock
The most energetic set of the festival came from something I never thought I’d ever hear at Pitchfork: something resembling ska. Indeed, Jeff Rosenstock and his band played songs off of last year’s Worry to devoted fans who knew every single word. Rosenstock took the opportunity to do what he usually does--be a shithead with a sense of humor. The dynamic frontman walked out to Weird “Al” Yankovich Red Hot Chili Peppers parody “Bedrock Anthem”. He had the crowd do two different waves. He had a couple great wisecracks (“I'd like to give a shout-out to the Pitchfork worker who got fired for booking us at this festival.”) and admitted that he and his band received $7,500 to play, a hefty sum for self-labelled shitty punks but not for pretty much anybody else. All this Rosenstock brought with the desire to get the crowd to shout along, mosh, and look out for each other.
The crowd moshes--and cools off with sprayed water--during Jeff Rosenstock
Danny Brown
I’ve seen Danny Brown 3 times at Pitchfork alone, and he gets bigger and better every time. Far from the sex-obsessed weirdo who had just released XXX a year prior in 2012 (ok, not that far), this year’s clean-cut Brown didn’t need much besides his usual DJ. Without much of a breath, he burned through favorites like “Side B (Dope Song)”, “Monopoly”, and “Growin’ Up” before playing off of last year’s landmark Atrocity Exhibition. The four-punch of “Ain’t It Funny”, “Really Doe” (which he impressively delivered considering the best part of that song is Earl Sweatshirt’s verse), “When It Rain”, and “Pneumonia” showed that every time the workman comes to Pitchfork, he has a new batch to add to his growing list of classics.
THE POLITICAL
Madame Gandhi
Four years ago, Madame Gandhi found herself on a Pitchfork stage drumming for M.I.A. Four years later, she opened up Pitchfork on the same stage, this time her own show. She still did plenty of drumming--as did many of her dancers, all clad in yellow hazmat-looking suits--but mostly rapped and ready feminist literature. Too easy? Maybe, but the energy she brought to even a capella performances of her songs attracted crowd members looking to dance and feel empowered.
Priests
"You want something to move away for / A reason to colonize,” belted Priests singer Katie Alice Greer. Her stage presence and siren of a voice may have distracted a festival crowd from how subversive her lyrics are, especially on catchy songs like “JJ” and post-punk stompers like “Nothing Feels Natural”. Priests aren’t a perfect live band, either; the guitars on “JJ” were a bit out of tune, bassist Taylor Multiz’s mic was turned down too far on “Suck”, and “Nicki” was messy. But what’s important is that the same band who released Nothing Feels Natural was on display. (Drummer Daniele Daniele admirably performing the spoken word of “No Big Bang” was certainly a highlight). Love ‘em or hate ‘em, there’s nobody like Priests.
THE DISAPPOINTING
Dirty Projectors
Dirty Projectors played Pitchfork in 2012 at the top of their game, Amber Coffman and company’s harmonies the clear highlight, Dave Longstreth’s melodies and craftsmanship translating to the stage. This time around, even with the help of former Battles member Tyondai Braxton, it was painful. “Impregnable Question” missed Coffman. Longstreth’s singing on “Keep Your Name” was as out of tune as Brian Wilson was last year. “Little Bubble” failed to captivate anybody. “Up In Hudson”, the most in-tune, still ended up boring me to the point that I wanted to wait for Arca more than watch Longstreth continue to fall apart in front of an audience.
George Clinton
I could tell that George Clinton and Parliament/Funkadelic were amazing, great players, funk masters, and rappers. But this was just the classic case of bad sound and mic leveling issues making what could have been a highlight set exactly that: a big “what if.”
THE DAY-SAVING
Nicolas Jaar
At first minimal and noisy, which didn’t go well among the crowd dealing with the uncharacteristically dwindling July evening temperatures, Nicolas Jaar eventually led into a bass-heavy set more dance than anyone could have imagined. He occasionally sang-spoke into the mic but mostly stood at his laptops, his stage lights a blazing orange, his music drowning out American Football on the Blue Stage. For those wanting a party set from The Avalanches, who had to cancel their performance, this was the next best thing.
A Tribe Called Quest
I could have put A Tribe Called Quest’s set in many of these categories, but when they came on, all I could think about was how thankful I was to hear something truly energetic. The pinnacle of all no-bullshit hip-hop sets at Pitchfork, the now-trio launched right into “The Space Program” from last year’s excellent We Got It From Here… Thank You 4 Your Service. From there, they played highlights from that album but mixed in all the classics: “Excursions”, “Bonita Applebum”, “Electric Relaxation”, “Check the Rhyme”, “Can I Kick It?”, and “Award Tour”. Q Tip not only rapped but sounded great--at a stage earlier in the day experiencing sound problems, his voice rang clearly to a crowd wanting to hear him preach. Best, when any Phife Dawg verse came up, they let it play sans interruption, the screens on each side of the stage focusing on the empty microphone.
LCD Soundsystem
If I had to withstand any of Dirty Projectors and then leave Arca early, then LCD better put on a show. They did. They headlined in 2010 around the release of This Is Happening, maybe the best show I’ve ever seen. This time around, they played virtually the same set they did last year at Lollapalooza plus the two released new songs, the building “Call the Police” and night-time ditty “American Dream”. They may be a bigger band now, and they’re certainly older, but in the time they’ve been gone, you grow to appreciate not just their live brilliance, but their ability to get even curmudgeons to dance. Murphy may still be snotty; thankfully, he can still write great songs.
THE EARNEST
Vagabon
Infinite Worlds, the debut album from Vagabon, is one of the strongest debuts of the year, so it was quite the move to open with one of its most powerful songs, the slow-building “Cold Apartment”. The rest of the set, though, showed off singer and guitarist Laetitia Tamko’s finger picking and vocals. Her voice in particular was beautiful when isolated among minimal instrumentation, though at times when she tried to rise above louder songs she was out of tune. Even if not picture perfect, Tamko was not only happy to be there but left it all out on stage, performing album highlights like “Cleaning House” and “The Embers”.
The crowd watching Vagabon very intently
Hiss Golden Messenger
Hiss Golden Messenger’s brand of country rock may have fallen on deaf ears at a festival very slowly embracing genres previously maligned by the bleeding edge hip. But that’s not the fault of the band. Running through tracks from Haw, Lateness of Dancers, Heart Like a Levee, and an upcoming album, they may not have won any new fans but confirmed for the faithful why they belonged, their pleasant and easy going instrumentation and lead singer M.C. Taylor’s existential laments making for a reflective set. Their final song, a new one called “When the Wall Comes Down”, is about exactly what you think it’s about (wait six more months for an overabundance of released “wall”-related recordings), but it was none the less powerful and a statement of togetherness.
THE THEATRICAL
Kilo Kish
The set from frequent Vince Staples collaborator Kilo Kish started out with her sitting on a chair reading a copy of The New Yorker, pretending not to notice the audience. You can guess where it went from there. While her voice always sounded good, her interpretive dancing, props, and forced falls to the stage made me want to roll my eyes more than clap. With only a DJ to back her up with tracks--a strange mix of R&B, hip hop, and jazz beats--it made for one of the more disappointing fests of the festival.
PJ Harvey
The last two albums from PJ Harvey--2011′s instant classic Let England Shake and 2016′s mediocre The Hope Six Demolition Project--are both concept albums. When the first nine songs you play are from those albums, and in mixed order, it comes across like a Decemberists set on steroids. Entering with a marching band (her band consisted of both longtime collaborator John Parish and the very active ex-Bad Seed Mick Harvey) and a sax in her hand, Harvey came across as equally witchy and goofy. The jazzy “Let England Shake” went along with the black and white video of the performance, but it wasn’t until she performed three 90s favorites that the crowd went wild--“50ft Queenie”, “Down By The Water”, and “To Bring You My Love”. For how good those three sounded, the set was worth it.
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The Establishment Strikes Back: PCW Oshkosh, WI House Show Report
An ugly incident took place in the main event of last night’s Political Championship Wrestling house show in Oshkosh, Wisconsin.
During the non-title match between Universal PCW Champion ‘Red Solo Plastic Cup’ Ray McAvay and ‘Canadian Bad Boy’ Justin Beaver from the Sports Entertainment Corporation, McAvay had Beaver in a Dragon Sleeper submission hold and was on his way to winning the match. Beaver’s SEC running mate ‘Charlie Wrestling’ Charlie Blackwell, a Red Brand wrestler at the show because of the shutdown who’d watched the match unfold from outside the ring, suddenly jumped into the ring with a steel chair and pasted McAvay in the back with it.
The referee immediately disqualified Beaver and awarded the win to McAvay. But that was only the start.
Blackwell again raised the chair to smack McAvay in the back when the Deep State and the Antifa suddenly hit the ring and shoved him out of the way. Blackwell rolled out of the ring while a four on one beatdown ensued- a number which grew even more lopsided when the Green World Order (Peta from PETA, GreenPete, ‘Extreme Vegan’ Brock Cole Lee, and PeaceNick), The Young Jerks (Zenk Cryger, James Idahola, and their foul-mouthed sidekick Anna), Codee Pink, and Emily S. List joined in. Professor McCarthy from Berkeley, California walked down and directed traffic from ringside.
In the meantime, McAvay’s Les Miserables attacked Blackwell and the other members of the SEC at ringside (P.M.C. Banks, Kirk Walstreit, Mr. McMann, and Phil Finebaum) and the situation turned incredibly tense.
Deep State #1 struck McAvay in the back with a baseball bat and left the Universal PCW Champion in bad, bad shape. Deep State #1 then lined up and aimed for McAvay’s surgically repaired neck. PCW Heartland owner Dawn McGill shot out from the back as if she’d been fired from a cannon. She raced to the ring and rushed Deep State #1. The numbers game overwhelmingly favored Professor McCarthy’s flock and Deep State #2 and the Antifa grabbed McGill before she could reach Deep State #1. The trio held her in place and Codee Pink came over and Glitter Bombed her. Temporarily blinded, McGill found herself dragged and draped over to the ropes so Professor McCarthy could use the ‘good book’ on her…repeatedly.
Deep State #1 then raised the bat again towards McAvay and his repaired neck. This time, Stormy (one of McAvay’s valets and one half of West Texas Adult Entertainment Legends Dark and Stormy) grabbed the bat and tried to stop him. In the brief struggle that ensued, the bat accidently struck Stormy in the head and knocked her out.
At that point, everything fell apart. The Les Miserables jumped into the ring. The entire PCW Heartland locker room led by ‘The One Man Anti-Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism, Average Joe, and Rah charged towards the ring. Professor McCarthy and his Flock immediately exited the ring and jumped into the crowd with the locker room hot on their trail.
Medical staff immediately came to Stormy’s aid and she spent the night at the Aurora Medical Center in Oshkosh with a mild concussion. McAvay also treated at the hospital for some bruising and left the hospital later on in the evening. McGill was treated at the scene and released.
Waving the ‘good book that states which things that are correct or incorrect to say, think, or believe,’ Professor McCarthy said this afterwards concerning the attack on McAvay:“Let me make this clear to everyone. If you’re not with us- you’re against us. If you don’t say what we want you to say- we will shout you down. If you don’t believe what we want you to believe- we will shut you down. If you don’t conform to the politically correct things listed in this book- we will destroy you. Ray McAvay leads a faction that needs to be destroyed. The Les Miserables do not speak for ‘ordinary’ people because ordinary people need us…the enlightened…the elite…to speak for them…to tell them what they need to do…what to say…what to think…and what to believe.”
As for PCW Heartland Owner Dawn McGill, Professor McCarthy had this to say:“Dawn McGill has long since crossed the line. She crossed the line when she threw me over the railing from a suite fifteen feet down through two tables. She crossed the line when she threw me through a closed door. She got what she deserved tonight and so did that stripper who foolishly tried to come to Ray McAvay’s aid. Ladies, all I have to tell you is these two things…one, we are an entrenched part of the Establishment now…two, as such, remember what we did to Sarah Palin ten years ago and know that we could do the exact same thing to you if you don’t get on the same page of the ‘good book.’
This incident will not be addressed on tonight’s edition of Extreme Political TV as the show has already been put together for airing. The Les Miserables-Dawn McGill-Professor McCarthy situation will be tackled on next Sunday night’s show.
Political Championship Wrestling 1/12/2019 Oshkosh, WI ResultsMATCH #1 The Couch Potato defeated The Mononaghelian Stomper with the Barcalounger Stretch. MATCH #2 Kevin Scott defeated Jack from State Barn Insurance MATCH #3 Rough Justice: D.B. Ruff and Connor Justice defeated The French Connection (Jobber D’Hutt and obnoxious French sports talk show host Dan LeBasterd) when Ruff tased LeBasterd and Justice pinned him, MATCH #4 SNAFU w/Coach E.J. Flack and Jack Fraiser w/Oootlander Blaire Rendell defeated Willie Idol and Bobby Starr- SNAFU pinned Idol after hitting the Philadelphia Facebuster MATCH #5 Perfectly Average Company (Average Joe and Brad Company) defeated The Beer Bellied Softball Playing Ninja (Hank and Tiny)- Average Joe pinned Hank with the Average Slam MATCH #6 Island of Misfit Wrestlers (Rah and Halitosis) defeated Weapons of Mass Destruction (A. Tom and Hy Drogen Bomb) MATCH #7-HEARTLAND TITLE MATCH: ‘The One Man Anti-Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism © defeated Jack Fraiser with the Anti-Hollywood Blockbuster. MAIN EVENT-Non-Title Match: ‘Red Solo Plastic Cup’ Ray McAvay defeated ‘Canadian Bad Boy’ Justin Beaver via DQ due to outside interference.
UPCOMING POLITICAL CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING ROAD SHOWSJanuary 18th – North Iowa Events Center / Mason City, IA January 19th – Tyson Events Center / Sioux City, IA January 20th – Rushmore Plaza Civic Center / Rapid City, SD January 26th – Wings Event Center / Kalamazoo, MI February 1st – Effingham Performance Center / Effingham, IL February 2nd – Peoria Civic Center / Peoria, IL February 3rd – David S. Palmer Arena / Danville, IL
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