#phil likes boys

[davidjenkins]

no longer seriously imagining it

[pseudophan]

nobody knows their audience better than dan and phil

[morganbritton132]

Even more add-ons for the Steve Has Older Siblings AU:

1. One time Jason asked out a girl at the park but she turned him down because she can’t date someone with a kid. Instead of explaining that Steve was his brother, he left a four year old alone at the park to go see a movie. Steve got bored and hungry so he walked to Tommy’s house because it was close by. Mrs. H called his dad’s office and they both got in trouble.

2. Steve went to work with his parents for Take Your Kid To Work Day when he was five and his dad pointed at a guy and said, “This is Matt McDonald. One day his job will be yours.” Matt was an unpaid intern and also his dad spent the entire day berating him so much that he looked like he was going to cry. Steve slipped out the room the moment he got the nerve up and sat under his mom’s desk for the rest of the day.

3. During Steve’s first year lifeguarding, Claire and Richie brought their kids to the pool and Jason, who doesn’t have kids, came too to hang out. No one asked if Steve wanted to come. None of them even talked to him while they were there even after they must’ve seen him working.

4. None of them met Nancy. Steve made real damn sure of that.

5. Its not the first argument between his parents to scare him but it’s memorable because it’s New Years Eve and they break the model car he got for Christmas. It’s also memorable because it’s the first time someone calls the cops. They stand on the front porch with Chief Hopper, and his mom is saying that she’s taking the kids to her mother’s, and Richard is saying that she can take her kid but not his. He gives in when Claire starts crying, and they sleep four in a row on his grandma’s pullout couch. The next morning, Richard shows up with flowers and breakfast, and they all go home. Everything forgiven.

6. Steve gets pulled aside by his dad later that day and given a lecture on when it’s appropriate to call the police and when something is a family matter. Steve tells him that he didn’t call 911 and gets his tv privileges revoked for lying even though he wasn’t. He asks about his model car and Richard says he’ll get him a new one. He never does.

[phorever-after]

this is like Christmas for the chronically online emos

[blossoms-phan]

i love you.

[dnpbeats]

dan is so funny the way he just… fully holds the belief that he lived with phil in 2010-2011. like in 2010 as he was filming in his dorm he spoke about the closest hospital to where “we live” as if he and phil lived at the same location. and fast forward to 2022 when phil is saying he lived alone in manchester and dan interjects with “but you did not live alone in manchester, [I was there]” like it’s the fact that he was over at phil’s apartment so often that he just views himself as having lived there? and then he’s just publicly volunteering that information to us??

[ahappydnp]

love when phil talks about how it took him a month to get a single subscriber while dan sits next to him in nepo baby silence remembering

[basicallyimgay]

i love that dnp edit the context for their jokes into their videos as if i have not watched every single video they have uploaded at least five times usually more

[10yearsofdnp]

January 1, 2015: Happy New Year from Dan and Phil!!! ❤️🎉🦌

[personthattoleratesme]

Dnp: when will y’all stop with the phwedding conspiracies?

Also dnp: mysteriously go to vegas after the US tour without telling us

[ghoulish-art-tendencies]

summer vacation for the lads

outfit designs by @queenusagiblog

[psychicbby]

kinda obsessed with when dan jokes around and acts like he’s this huge slag bc like babygirl…you’ve been sucking and fucking the same man for the past 15 yrs bc you’re in love with him. you have intertwining careers and a forever home together. if ur man even HINTS at another dude being attractive u get visibly jealous. it’s okay, darling. no one’s judging u for being the literal champion of monogamy. you’re still edgy and cool baby it’s okay <3

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

baby seasons change etc etc whatever

[glowsticcc]

it’s my sons birthday today tell him happy birthday or i’ll blow up this entire building

[reunitedinterlude]

daddy (1, 2)

[blossoms-phan]

thinking severely about dan being a part of the lesters……….