#the phrophecy is complete

[davidjenkins]

no longer seriously imagining it

[continuousmeowing]

@bitchboy

you fools. you absolute morons. obviously the announcement is that they’re going to complete The Prophecy

[gun-chucks]

this might just be me but malevolent is macbeth adjacent

john is a parallel to lady macbeth in which he initially wanted power, initially was one of the forces to push arthur [in the place of macbeth] to what he "deserves" and what he should take. yet, as arthur comes to give into that power john finds himself fearing the consequences of pushing himself down that path

and arthur, as macbeth, starts timid and naïve in a way, hesitant to follow the phrophecies fortold for him, until he is finally pushed over the edge and goes mad, doing anything he can to survive/ to complete his "prophecy"- arthur is now seeking to quell the "evils" in the world, in a hypocritical manner, as when does man become the monster?

im emotional abt john and arthur but also arthur is slowly becoming a true monster

[singingpuddle]

My commentary whilst watching Buzzfeedblue’s “The Terrifying Axeman of New Orleans”

Welcome back, at this point we should know how this goes right. This post is in honor of the new season and all the gay  fun moments ahead. 

A refresher:

1. this was a joke ship… past tense.

2. This post is super long

3. I long for the day I no longer have to cross out the boy in boyfriend when it comes to these two. this will be abundantly clear by the amount of times i do

4. After a little bit i will stop putting full names, so just know.

5.I recommend watching the video along with or before going through this post, because if you haven't seen it you will be lost.

6. I pick on shane alot in this post (all the nicknames). Please understand its all in good fun. Hes really fun to make jokes about. (I do it because I like him)

R=Ryan and S=Shane

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Nice new intro my dudes

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Shane: “ ‘cause you're a sicko”

Me: Oh, dont pretend you dont love it. Both of you.

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Me: *shook* tbh thats like my greatest fear. Coolio.

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Me: Hey. Mr, Gay Ghost Guru™, Could you not. Also Shane, we arent even a minute in and you already got your boyfriend to laugh. This is super gay which is helpful for me because its overpowering my fear.

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Me,S&R: Just throw your fucking axe away.

Me: On the other hand he could just youse a kitchen knife or a shaving razor to kill.

S&R: Axe... Thow away.

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Me: You guys sound like a married couple discussing your child's art.‘Since it was his first time doing macaroni art he also but glitter in the macaroni because he was figuring out what he was doing i guess.’

S: But we aren’t, we are discussing a murderer.

Me: My point exactly Shane.

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They went on a trip. Just to walk and see the places.

Me: It was just an excuse for them to go on a trip together.

R: Its not like its a vacation. We are working.

Me: Sure

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New Orleans: Mardi Gras at the murder house

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Me: But why? Did no one just stop and think, Hey this would be a helpful tool to use in investigations. Like all the time.

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Me: and another point to Sasquatch man for getting his boyfriend to laugh when talking about murder

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S: “Sometimes even the most beautiful of places, hold the darkest of secrets.”

R: “Profound.”

Me: deep bro... aww Shane. i see what you tried to do. I’m sorry your boyfriend wasn’t impressed. You'll get him next time.

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Me: LOOK AT THIS BAD-ASS! SHE ALMOST GOT MURDERED AND STILL DELIVERED A HEALTHY CHILD!  *holds hat to chest* God bless this woman and every other bad-ass mom out there.

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The numbers are in: 3/3 gay weirdos (myself included) think this mom is a bad-ass and her child should make that known to everybody.

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Me: moral of this murder: Murder the elderly?

S&R: NO!

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Me: My earlier point still stands. Plus how many other murders during that time do you think this guy carried out and wasn’t credited with because he didn’t use an axe... just sayin.

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Me: Why to i get the feeling this is an unrelated article to the case.

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A.K.A.: The way I want to start every letter and text from now on.

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Me: Hey, psychobabble. They have seen you. Like... some of your victims survived. Although i admit they could barely see you, the still saw you though.

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Me: O.K. Kanye West, you can chill with the satanic ego boosting.

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Me: Here we see two boyfriends laughing at a murderer’s letter to a newspaper. They are completely nuts; this is why they are together friends. Also I get the feeling it’s a copycat or someone posing as the axe man because of that thing I pointed out earlier.

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Axeman: Fuck the police!

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The skeptic palm tree wins again, both Ryan and I laughed at his antics.

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Me: 1. High levels of doubt your in “ close relations” with death. 2.as much as you enjoy stroking your ego, your dead, you died.

Death:

Me: Only him. even if you “kill” him.

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Me: JAZZ IT!!!

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The results are in and 3/3 gay weirdos agree that “Jazz it” is a halarious way to say play jazz music

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Me: Side note, Wouldn't it be funny if like, I time traveled back, became the axeman and asked for like a band or music genre that hadn't been invented?

S: Like what?

Me: Like everyone had to muse it or rock it.

S: Like the rock it from Scott Pilgrim?

Me: *laughing* yeah

R: Its still murder, there is murdering involved. Your not the murdery type.

Me: Thus why it hasn't happened.

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Me: Shane... why?

R: *giggling*

Me: And you Ryan... Idk, bring your boyfriend to therapy. I think he has some problems with Saint Nick.

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*cue motage of them walking around New Orleans.*  

Me: NOT a date. Correct?

S&R: Ehhhhhhhhh...

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Me: And as was written, everybody Jazzed it.

R: This isnt some type of prophecy Ari.

Me: “tHis IsNT soMe tyPe of pHROpHeCy aRI.”

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*Cue witty flirtatious banter*

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Me: Aww... They sound so disappointed. I want to kill some one next door so they have a crime scene to peruse

S&R: No...

Me: I’m a pacifist, i not murdering anybody.

S: Oh... Okay then.

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S: Razorboy strikes again

R:*Low key losing his shit*

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Me: Personal favorite Theory of mine. considering copy cats and that bloody awful note, It wouldn't be surprising if the killings where by more than one person.

Me (cont.): Mafia involvement wouldn't be surprising. Due to the fact all of the victims are (seemingly) of Italian decent (based of last names) A string of Mafia hits would fit.

R: Look at our little slouth all grown up and discussing theories.

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R: *calls Shane a wimp*

S: *Is amused by Ryan calling him a wimp, because Ryan is a wimp.*

Me: How about you two just be lil gay wimps together

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Me: Why does it sound suspiciously like you two sleep in the same bed. Something about your example seems really fricking gay.

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Me: *cough* I've been saying that.

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Me: The flying fuck Ryan. this dude isnt Antman.

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S: No no no no... That’s a non-thing.

Me: 私はそれが本当だとは思わない。(I do not think it is true.)

R: “Its just a theory.”

Me: *Apologizes to Matthew Patrick internally* A murder theory.

S: *Simultaneously proud and disappointed in me*

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S: “Now i’m Big time to die.”

Me: and another good joke by the well trimmed yeti. 

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Me: Much legit. Very ‘spect.

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Me: She either has really bad luck or shes ganking her husbands.

*Jensen Ackles walks in room flashes a smile and leaves again*

S: The fuck was that about?

Me: Oh nothing *looks into no existant camera*

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Me: *watched way to much Game of Thrones today*  Like the many faced man who trained Aria?

R: I think thats enough t.v. for today.

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Me: Very sus’. Much 'picious.

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S,R,&Me: *in unison* WE GOT A BADASS OVER HERE!

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R: Good for you, shoot him in the face.

Me: I guess thin is where the axeman *takes of shades* got axed (YEEEEEEEAAAAAH)

*me and shane finger gunnig at each other.*

R: I hate you. Both of you. Equally.

Me: You where just making out with saying nice things about him five seconds ago.

R: Shut up.

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Me: I smell fish.

R: Shane is eating a tuna fish sandwich.

Me: Not what I meant but valid point, that thing smells rank.

S: *muffled* sorry

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Me: Gang makes sense. But I still dont buy it being the same guy for every murder. Also her story fluxuates, two guys to one guy. I believe, if this theory is to be believed then maybe Ester is also part of the gang. I mean, I dont know many girls that answer the front door with a gun. Her answering the door with the gun already in hand is the only way it could have seemigly played out to her advantage.

S: *Wiping tear from eye* Just... so proud.

Me: *laughing* Shut up you walking pipe cleaner.

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Me:This conversation right here, is exactly why we love them. Don’t even question it. Fight me.

R: You love us?

S: Why?

Me: わたしとけんか motherfucker (Exact translation: I quarrel with you)

R: STOP SPEAKING JAPANESE!! Also arent you a pacifist?

Me: いいえ、あたしはしません。そしてはい、あたしそうです。(No, I won’t. And yes, I am)

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Me: あたしはちょうどそれを言った。(I just said that)

S: We get it you know a little japanese and have access to google translate.

Me: fiNe i’ll sTop.

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S: “Sweet spot for serial killers.”

Me: 1. You two ever start a band that should be its name. 2. Ryan is NOT turned on. You can tell by the way he puts his hands in his lap right after shane says that. R: I am nOt.

Me: Sure. Whatever keeps you sane.

*Waits for Samuel Barnett to enter but instead Max Landis walks in, finger guns, and asks where Jensen went.*

Me: Okay... that was a bit weird.

R&S: *In unison* YOU THINK

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R: What does a blackmailing gang even do?

Me: Asking the real questions here. 

*After some mild googling and remembering episodes of “Miss Fishers Murder Mysteries” and “Murdoch Mysteries” I've watched*

 A Blackmail gang is basically a gang that find incriminating evidence on you and threatens to expose that information, or those photos unless you do what they say. 

Like, lets just say I had a picture of Ryan and Shane kissing (which sadly I don’t). Ryan wouldn't want his girlfriend seeing that picture so he would theoretically do what I ask or else. Some gangs like these would ask for money or favors in exchange, and others would just keep it hung over your head as long as they could.

And that my friends is what you get for binge watching foreign mystery shows.

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Just gotta make your boyfriend laugh one more time before the episode ends.

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This Long ass post brought to you by:

My summer depression for making the creation of this post take too damn long.

The four fandoms that I mentioned, that im not putting in the tags because they where only breifly mentioned. (Supernatural, Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency, Miss Fishers Murder Mysteries, and Murdoch Mysteries)

I wonder what kind of shows Ari likes, eh?

@faequill and everybody else who has ever liked this content. 

and of course

Link to Video here

Link to master post here 

[ihior]

" ... After me ..." Before we look into this, there is something significant being emphasized here that is easily missed in the English translation. In English (NIV) at the beginning of verse 24 Yeshua says " ... If anyone would come after me ...". Then, at the end He says " ... and follow me". I have often wondered about these phrases ... at first it would appear that He might be saying two things, namely, 'after me' then 'follow me'. But in the Aramaic they come from the same root words. So, He would more likely be saying "if anyone would follow me ... let him follow me". This is important. The Hebrews, among other peoples, always emphasize importance by repeating something, most commonly twice (see the 23 plus times Yeshua says (KJV) "... verily, verily ..." - this reveals the eternal nature of what He says ... and each one of them is a timeless phrophecy for them - and for us!). And less common is something repeated three times ... Isaiah 6:3, Jeremiah 22:29, Revelation 4:8 ... AND Revelation 8:13 where each 'Woe!' is given in detail ... but need to be looked at as a specific prophetic trio. Whilst it is possible for these (and there are others) to be seen as simple emphasese, my heart tells me there is something more for the encouragement of the spirit ... I just do not know what it is - but I am getting there (as He reveals His action of completing me). BEYT - TAU - RESH From the Comprehensive Aramaic Lexicon phonetically 'baythar' - this has the meaning of 'following after, in time, in space'. (The four otiot characters illustrated above include YOD which acts as a grammatical device for the English 'me') The dominant TAU is the ultimate (or only) endeavour ... once the Covenant has been signed AND IS BEING acted upon - NOW! BEYT points to the personal relationship rather than the adherence to an abstract set of rules - which do not require one to fall in love with it. And RESH is that which compels us to 'approach' (as in Exodus 3:3) ... or, in deed, 'follow'.

http://www.ihior.com/2018/07/if-you-want-to-follow-me-you-must.html

[wellpresseddaisy]

Your first point only happened in the film, which is hilarious in that you've accused Snape fans of not reading the books.

Your second point is similarly ridiculous. Why would Snape ask a tenuously sane Dark Lord to spare the object of a phrophecy? Or a man he very clearly Did Not Like. Either one would have been suspicious. The only way he was able to get Voldemort to agree to spare Lily was to act as if he wanted her.

On your third point, if you have 0 compassion for a character who is at his lowest point after having to mercy kill someone he cared for to save Draco's soul, then I don't know what to tell you.

Also, we've pretty much all read the posts you're talking about. They tend to range from completely tepid take to wall-to-wall bullshit made of fanon. And you sound like a condescending asshat.

You see, the problem with people liking Snape is that they don’t usually like him as an antihero/villain/bad guy but they try to justify his deeds and make him a good guy. See, I love bad guys and evil characters, but I acknowledge that they are bad and that whatever they did isn’t good. One of my favourite characters in Harry Potter is Tom Riddle. My favourite character in Star Wars is Anakin/Darth Vader. I really like Cersei Lannister from GoT.

But they are villains, and I know that, and I don’t try to ignore or justify their actions. Possessing children is bad, murder is bad, incest is bad and I know that they did it. But I still love them as the villains.

Snape lovers try to convince us that he is actually a hero. They close their eyes on him bullying children, obsessing with Lily, wanting her for himself and even the Death Eater part of his life. They say that he is actually cool…?

(Maybe that sometimes comes from the fans that didn’t read the books? Like, Snape isn’t really shown bullying children in the movies, not as much as in the books. Also, i now wonder whether this post is actually bullshit cause why must people do as I think is right???)