#buzzfeedblue

[aestheticsyoutubers]

kelsey impicciche & shane madej, buzzfeedblue ↳ ryan controls his friend’s life in the sims 4 (in control with kelsey)

[thehauntedinfirmary]

Fic Rec Friday Edition 19

Welcome to another edition of Fic Rec Friday! This week, we recced the fics that made us laugh out loud! So welcome in the weekend with this week's selections - and feel free to like and reblog this post to spread the word!

Let's just forget the Hollywood rules by tearupthesky

Ryan rolls his chair closer to Shane. "Did you hear that, man?" he says under his breath. "That dog hates me, did you hear it growl at me? It almost took my fucking hand off! It could smell the curse. It recognized me with its primordial wolf senses." "It's a fucking labradoodle," Shane says.

Complete | 4k words

i need a tall glass of something by amosanguis

Ryan bites him. Maybe a little too hard. Maybe not hard enough. There’s definitely blood, but whatever – Shane’s finger is still attached and Ryan’s still a fucking parrot. They’re both losers here.

Complete | 3k words

just a little bit by middlecyclone

They’re in their hotel room in London, and of course they have to share it because the BuzzfeedBlue budget can fly them across the Atlantic and yet for some reason it can’t get them separate hotel rooms, and honestly Shane hadn’t minded that even a little bit until Ryan started making little whining noises and staring at Shane’s toes. Shane likes spending time with Ryan, he really does. But he draws the line here. Because this? It’s not okay.

Complete | 1k words

Fist and Foremost by makemadej

Becoming boyfriends is surprisingly simple, but learning to communicate like boyfriends is kind of a struggle. Also, Ryan really wants Shane’s fist in him and is determined not to mention it.

Complete | 26k words

A Sensitive Subject by aspookycryptidsock

"Hey ghosts, tousle my hair, gimme a little purple nurple or something. Let's have some fun!" - Shane Madej, 2016 (Working title: nip nops.txt)

Complete | 7k words

LAB Verse by orphan_account

Three times Ryan breaks the Fae rules inadvertently, and one time he is very aware of it.

Complete | 8k words

I told my demons about you (they told me to get therapy) by Ren_Saxon

Lately, Ryan feels like the Spirit box is not spitting out ghost's thoughts, but his own. Which is bad news, considering the subject of his every waking thought is right there with him at all times.

Complete | 5k words

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[drcare4u]

What Deadly Diseases Look Like On Your Body

50000 American adults are killed annually by diseases that have vaccines. Check out more awesome videos at BuzzFeedBlue! source

[binibiningdarna]

The hell are ghosts going to do with 20 bucks?

[carorobb]

Looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you: Ryan Bergara

Looks like they could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll: Steven Lim

Looks like a cinnamon roll, is actually a cinnamon roll: Adam Bianchi

Looks like they could kill you, could actually kill you: Shane Madej

THE cinnamon roll: Andrew Ilnyckyj

[wetookanoath]

Via Kelsey’s and Shane’s twitter on August 26, 2018z

[smolboogara]

[ominous music]

[maddox-rider]

Are you with the Shaniacs or Boogaras?

[opens-up-4-nobody]

As a concept I adore supernatural but I rewatch more true crime (along with the 100 other true crime shows I watch/listen to)

[shanesappletaters]

IM DANCIN ON YOUR BRIDGE GOATMAN

FUUUUCK YOU GOATMAN

I'm sorry but with shane madej life is great

[aestheticsyoutubers]

ryan bergara, buzzfeed unsolved ↳ 3 horrifying cases of ghosts and demons

[longlegsmadej]

Plot twist: Shane is actually god

[crappycheese]

Me thinking about all the mistakes I’ve made in 2018 in a shitty slideshow that shows all my fuck ups with Offenbach’s can-can playing over it

[ryans-shaniac]

for anyone who missed the facebook live from earlier!

[binibiningdarna]

You know that ‘red string of fate’? in shane and ryan’s case it’s a fucking rope

[i-hate-this-hellsite]

Shane Alexander Madej:

“You know what? Let it be a mystery.”