i wonder if dan’s partner jon, phil’s secret wife and child, sam the surfer, the person who that one phannie totally saw dan holding hands with in [insert location here] (and it wasn’t phil!!!??!¿1:&!!?!¡1/$!), the girl in prague, lucy hale, the tesco delivery guy, susan and susette and henry, that builder who looked like a popstar, and that klaus hargreeves looking dude phil did a collab with in 2019 all live with dnp in the phouse
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best quotes from partial kitchen reveal shuffle board
"We're not edging, we're hanging"
"You're allowed to beat each other off as well"
"It's my finger ring"
"I'm stripping. I'm dropping it like it's warm"
"I don't think I've ever edged it before"
"Phil edged so hard, he blew it"
*Dan painfully screeching in anti-capitalism*
"I love to breed"
"I'm gonna try and wack Dan off"
"What is 6 + 3?"
"You can hit it off with a friend"
"cheESE"
"I'm gonna eat my own coat"
"I'm about to cuck you with an extreme 3"
"You're letting all your brain juice out your ears"
"I'm phanicking"
"Our pegs are now level" "Mmmm"
"If someone's ahead of you in life, whack em off"
Bonus Philly swear jar counter: 5
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Phil Ochs holding sheet music to Joan Baez's cover of his song "There But For Fortune" outside of Gaslight Cafe in Greenwich Village, New York City. Circa 1965.
Photographed by Don Paulsen.
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I am rewatching the mukbang vid and I am so soft for Phil saying he didn’t want dapg to end ❤️🩹 The gaming channel is truly his baby
people give phil so much shit for being no thoughts head empty only vibes but the man just knows what he wants. he said "hey i really enjoy getting lots of money from having hehe silly fun time with my bestie"
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Q!Philza has plenty of short comings when it comes to how he is caring for the eggs, (Bro does not pick up on subtext 80% of the time but when things are spelt out he is okay with how he responds, and short comings he has otherwise come from things he himself does). But, he is very dedicated to teaching them all the skills he knows to better them.
He's not good at emotions, he doesn't handle his own well either. But he has skills in survival and fighting and he's good at teaching that, he's good at giving them the knowledge they'd need to survive.
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Things in tonight's debate to look forward to, during The Demented Don-Old's yada-yada-yada segments ~
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