#phew ..i will possibly get to the rest today possibly not

[mickyschumacher]

[SO, KISS ME!]

𝐒𝐔𝐌𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐘: rumour has it that no one can prank dean. but a little video has you believing otherwise. or in which you find out how clingy dean truly is.

𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒: fluff, established relationship, possibly cringe af, shit spanish and dutch ♡︎ // not really proof-read

𝐏𝐀𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆: dean huijsen x gf!fem!reader

𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐃 𝐂𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐓: 1.3k+

𝐀/𝐍: based on the tiktok trend which lowkey makes me crash out in hopeless romantic. someone requested a dean fic but i cannot freaking find the request soooo if you're reading, here it is!!

🏎️ 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓 | ⚽️𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓

This idea had come from TikTok, as most usually did nowadays. The post had been sent by Arda's girlfriend: a video of a girl pranking her boyfriend by refusing to kiss them. She thought it'd be funny if you had done it to Dean.

It was definitely an idea... to say the least. You could barely prank Dean. He was an absolute menace. His theatrics would increase and despite you starting it, somehow you would be the one pleading for him to stop. Your boyfriend had a flair for the dramatics.

But this... this you could get behind. Seemingly innocent. The consequences: harmless.

Kisses from Dean were routine. Staple. From morning, noon, and night, he couldn't keep his hands off you. You were argue he was clingy. He would argue it was natural when it came to you.

So when Dean had arrived to your house after training, you had opened the door and he had expected you to lean up on your toes and kiss him like you usually did. Like you did almost every single day.

But much to his surprise, you had only smiled at him (the action still enough to make his heart fall out of his chest) and left him follow after you.

Dean furrowed his brows, hand gripping the strap of his gym bag tighter. Maybe you had just forgotten.

"Qué tal el entrenamiento, guapo?" You asked, walking over to the kitchen counter. How was training, handsome?

Dean placed his gym bag on the floor next to the sofa. He watched you quietly pick out some fruit from the centre bowl while he walked towards you.

You press your lips on a thin line, trying to not grin as his arms wrapped around your waist, body towering over you as he leaned down to rest his chin on your shoulders. "Bien," he murmured, hand rubbing circles into your skin. Good.

You hummed in acknowledgement, feeling his head lift, already aiming towards your lips. Quickly, you turned your head more to your left, blocking him as you reached over to grab a knife from one of your drawers. "Apple?" You queried innocently, finally looking over at him.

Dean blinked, nodding slowly. "Sure," he mumbled, tentatively still keeping his arms around you while you washed the fruit and began cutting it. He eyed you carefully. What the hell was going on?

He cleared his throat. "What did you do today? Finish your assignment?" He asked, pressing a brief peck on your shoulder.

You sighed and nodded. "Finally," you murmured, still reeling. It was your first year of university and it was kicking your ass to say the least. You didn't think it would be that difficult but oh how quickly you were proven wrong.

Dean smiled softly, giving your hip a small encouraging squeeze. He knew you were finding it to be difficult as well. But the way you were getting through it, it reminded him why you inspired him so much. "I'm proud of you, cariño," he reminded.

You paused, turning to him. You couldn't help by smile at the soft sleepy eyes looking down at you, satisfaction swirling through those blue orbs. "Thank you," you replied.

Dean only nodded, leaning down once again to kiss you but was quickly met with an apple slice in his mouth instead. Phew!

"Eat," you chirped, patting his cheek gently as you walked over to the sofa.

Dean quickly munched on the piece of apple, brows furrowed while he took merely seconds to catch up with you. He swallowed the last bite, resting a hand on his hip as you sat down. "What's wrong with you?"

You picked up the the remote resting on the coffee table and raised a brow. "What do you mean?" You asked, crossing one leg over the other while you surfed through the channels.

The tips of Dean's ears turned red. How was he supposed to outright say it? "I... you're forgetting something," he answered instead.

"I am? What?" You queried, eyes wide to feign your surprise.

Dean's chest heaved, embarrassment flushing his cheeks with a hint of pink. "I– you– fine! I won't kiss you too," he muttered under his breath, but loud enough for you to gather what he was talking about.

You suppressed the corners of your lips from forming a grin. You cleared your throat, fixing your eyes on the screen in front of you while you mumbled out, "Weirdo."

Dean looked at you blankly. Weirdo? Weirdo? Him? You were the one acting weird! He folded his arms, eyes constantly flickering between the TV and your face, waiting for any sign of admission that you indeed were messing with him.

But you gave him none.

You simply stared at the screen, apparently engrossed in the meerkats running around.

"Cariño," Dean whined, finally turning his body to face you. His arms reached over, not needing much to pull you closer to him. Sitting you so you were half draped over his legs, he watched carefully as you finally looked at him. He nudged you gently. "Come on," he coaxed.

"Fine," you partially relented with a small sigh, internally grinning at the sudden brightness wavering over his face.

Dean smiled firmly, watching you lean in. He could almost feel his heart jumping out his chest. And then all of a sudden, it was gone. Just like that.

You looked at him curiously, pulling your lips away from his cheek.

"Meen je dat nu serieus?" Dean queried in Dutch, making it more difficult for you to not laugh. The more annoyance that seeped into his veins, the more languages he seemed to speak. Are you serious?

"Here." He grabbed your hand, taking your index finger and pointing at his lips. "These are lips, lieverd," he commented, pressing his lightly to the pad of your finger. "They're made for kissing," he stated as though you were an alien learning about humans. These are lips, sweetheart.

You mulled over his thoughts, teasing him while you hummed. "Pretty sure they're actually help with eating, speaking, and facial expressions," you retorted, tapping his lips gently.

Dean groaned, head falling back on the sofa. He looked at you with a small pout, fingers moving your waist and underneath the hem of your shirt, rubbing your skin softly. "What are you doing?" He asked.

"Arda's girlfriend sent me a video. A prank," you simply retorted, amusement now obviously playing on your lips.

Dean raised a brow. "A prank?" He repeated in disbelief. "To what? Kill me?"

"So dramatic." You rolled your eyes, hitting his arm playfully. You rested your head on his chest, smiling ear to ear. "Getting no kisses won't kill you."

"I knew it! I knew you were up to something!" Dean exclaimed before sighing, rubbing a hand over his face. He didn't expect you to understand how much he liked your kisses. He could barely explain the feeling himself.

Dean peeked through his fingers, looking down at you. "Is it over yet?"

"Hmm..." you hummed, pretending to think over it – your finger tapping your chin.

Dean narrowed his eyes, leaning in by moving forward. "Hey..." he started.

You shrugged casually. "I mean... I'm pretty okay without it. I don't know about you but–"

"Oh cállate y dejame bésarte," Dean murmured. Oh shut up and let me kiss you.

You silently grinned as Dean dipped his head and pressed his lips against yours, hand reaching to the back of your neck to bring you closer to him. His lips were as soft as usual.

Your ability to breathe had been seized by Dean, heart hammering against your chest even after all this time. An airy gasp fell from your lips while goosebumps littered your skin. He took advantage of this, groaning against your lips as he darted his tongue to explore your mouth.

Dean seemingly returned your breath, removing his lips slowly from yours, letting them graze against your skin briefly before fulling looking at you through his hooded blue eyes.

He held your cheeks in his hands, grazing them softly. "Never again," he stated so seriously you wouldn't think he was joking if not for the amusement swirling in his eyes.

"Never again," you confirmed, small smile settling onto your face. "Maybe," you added on quietly, eyes diverting to the background.

Dean gave you a pointed look, pinching your cheek. "Cariño," he maintained, grin evident on his face

"Okay, okay!" You sighed, loosely hanging your hands around his neck. You smiled. "Never again."

© 𝐌𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐘𝐒𝐂𝐇𝐔𝐌𝐀𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐑

[writtenbyan-aries]

Please anything with bsf!colby x reader.. I‘m just a sucker for it

Summary: things heat up after Colby takes reader on a bike ride

Warnings: SMUT18+, swearing, best friends to lovers, motorcycle riding, flirting, kissing, hair pulling, biting, scratching, fingering, unprotected sex, filth

Word Count: 2.7k | unedited

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As you walk through the door after a long and frustrating day at work, your phone rings in your pocket, “Hello?”

“Hey. You busy?” Colby asks from the other end, “I got something I want to show you.”

“Just got home from work, had a.. bad, day I guess? I don’t know. But no, not busy.” You set your keys on the counter, “What’s up?”

“Got the new bike today.”

“You. Me. Bike ride. Now.”

“Already on my way.”

“I thought it sounded weird.” You laugh, “Is that your new Bluetooth helmet thing?”

“Sure is. I’ll be there in like..” he trails off and you hear the sound of his engine revving outside, “Now.”

“I just have to change and then I’ll be out.” You walk over, peaking out of the window by your door, “Oh that looks so sick.”

“Wait until you see it up close.”

“Give me five minutes.” You hang up and run back to your room to get changed. You change from your work pants, into the jeans you designated as your riding pants, and slip on your boots.

You grab your leather jacket off of the chair as you walk by, and make your way out.

Your jaw drops as you walk up, “Colby, this thing is ridiculous.” You look up at him, “Like in the best way possible.”

“Phew.” He sighs as he shuts off the bike, “For a second there I thought you were going to say you hated it.” He laughs, reaching behind him to unhook a white helmet, “Here.”

“What’s.. this?” You ask taking the helmet into your hands, “Is this mine?”

He nods, “Yeah, I had one made with an intercom system, Bluetooth, everything mine has so we can talk back and forth and can actually hear each other.”

You reach up and grab the small horns coming out of his helmet, “You do care about me.”

“Well, you’re my best friend, and I don’t want you bored while we ride, so.” He shrugs and you can see him smile behind his helmet, “Here. Put it on.”

He takes it from you and you put your jacket on before stepping towards him. He pushes hair from your face and slides the helmet down over your head, “How does it fit?”

“It’s really comfortable.” You smile behind your helmet, “Thank you.”

He buckles the chin strap and presses a button, “Can you hear me?”

“Whoa, that’s freaky.” You laugh, “Yeah, loud and clear.”

“Is it loud?” Colby asks and you shake your head, “No, no. It’s perfect. Thank you.” He nods his head back, “Get on.”

You make your way back, your hand reaching up to grab his shoulder as you swing your leg over the back of the bike. You position yourself and lay your hands on his back, “Ready whenever you are.”

“Alright.” He switches the bike back on and your arms move to wrap around his waist. They tighten as he slowly starts to take off.

“Why was your day bad?” He asks, and you let out a sigh, “Just people thinking they’re so entitled to stuff they really aren’t, you know?”

“Yeah, I’ve had run ins with that. It’s never fun. Is there anything I can do?”

You smile, letting out a small sigh, “You’re doing just what I need, Colbs.”

You’ve taken bike rides with Colby plenty of times before, always the same routine. He picks you up, you put on your helmet, you get on, and he drives for a little, drops you off at home.

But, today was different, and you weren’t sure what was causing all of your suppressed emotions for Colby to be drawn to the surface - but they were coming out fast.

“Doing okay?” Colby asks and you nod to yourself, “Yep.”

“Good.”

As you come to a red light, this feeling washes over you, a slight feeling to be bold.

You pull your hands back from resting on the gas tank and sit up more, bringing your hands up to grip his shoulders, moving to his neck.

“Hey now.” Colby jokes, “Can’t kill the driver, you don’t even know how to drive this thing.”

“You’re right.” You laugh, leaning forward to wrap your arms around his neck, your hand dragging up and down his chest, “Maybe you can teach me how to ride it one day?”

He tries to laugh off his breath catch in his throat, but you already heard it. He brings his hand up to flick his visor down and you laugh, reaching up to turn his head towards you, “Why’d you put that down?”

“Be..cause the sun is setting?” He laughs, “Yours is down, isn’t it?”

“Yeah, but it’s not because of the sun.”

“What’s it down for then?” He laughs and you shrug, “The wind. Lights green.”

He looks back, shaking his head as he starts to go.

Your arms move to wrap around his waist and you can’t help but smile. You sit up as you come to yet another light that turned red.

The universe must be on my side today, you think as you drag your hands up and down his sides. He turns his head, leaning forward to look back at you and you reach up to flick your visor up, “What?”

“Nothing, nothing.” He laughs as he looks back at the light, “Just waiting do this to turn-“ the light turns green, “Green.”

You giggle as you hold onto him, squeezing slightly as he takes off. You drive for a little while, but it didn’t take you long to figure out he was taking roads that didn’t have red lights.

Did I make him uncomfortable? You think as you turn your head to look on the other side, maybe that was too much?

“You’re quiet.” Colby’s voice breaks the silence inside of your helmet and you shrug slightly, “Just enjoying the ride, you know?”

You feel his hand lay on top of yours and he gives them a squeeze, “Glad I could help.” You smile and hold on tighter, turning your head up a little to look at the sun setting sky.

You come to another red light and sit up, “This seat makes my back hurt.”

“We’ll have to look at getting you a different one or something. I don’t want you to be uncomfortable.” Colby turns his head and flicks up his visor. You smirk and reach up to close it.

He laughs and you being both hands up, trying to open and close it, but you just make his head go back and forth.

He laughs and hangs his head down resting his hand on his closed visor, “You’re killing me.”

“No im not, I don’t know how to ride this thing.” You lean out slightly and laugh as he turns his head to look at you, “Using my own words against me now, huh?”

“I’m just repeating what you said.” You shrug and move back behind him, your hands moving to his shoulders. You squeeze gently, giving him a slight massage.

Your pressure grows harder and his head tilts back, arms falling down to rest against your legs.

You giggle, your arms returning to around his waist just as the light turns green. He grips the handles and off you go.

A few minutes later, you feel his hand resting on your knee that’s pressed up against his hip. You chew on your lip, your hand moving to lay on his.

He glances down, shaking his head with a slight laugh before squeezing your knee. You move your hands back up to his shoulders as he comes to another stop and you start massaging his shoulders again.

“You’re tense, what’s up with that?” You tease as you move down his arms, squeezing each spot you land, “Need to loosen up a bit, Colbs.”

He laughs, “Yeah, you’re telling me.” He shakes his head and revs the engine before taking off as soon as the light is green.

The next hour, you continued to mess around with him, dragging your nails up and down his outer thighs, up and down his arms and back. Shoulder massages, just the usual stuff you’ve been doing.

It was getting dark out, and Colby doesn’t like riding in the dark, so you headed back to your house.

As soon as Colby was stopped, you grip his shoulders, “Thanks for the ride, Colby.” You slide down, swinging your leg over to get off.

“Yeah.” He nods, turning off his bike and pulling out the key. You take off your helmet, handing it to him. He pushes it back towards you, “That’s yours.”

You smile, nodding as you watch him reach up to undo his chin strap. You go to turn, “I’ll see you later, drive safe.”

You turn around, smirk plastered on your face. You stop as his voice cuts through the clear tension that filled the air, “So are you going to tell me just what in the hell that was?”

You turn around, watching as he drops his arms, helmet in hand by his sides, “Um, what in the hell was what?”

He scoffs, “The.. whole, hands on my shoulders, hugging my neck.. you know, the stuff you’ve never done before?”

“Oh..” you nod, “That stuff.”

“Yeah.” Colby nods as he steps closer to you, “If you have something to say, say it.”

You take a deep breath, staring up at him as the grip on your helmet tightens, “Fine.” You clear your throat, praying that rejection doesn’t show its ugly face, “but just so you know, I’ve loved you way before I finally had the guts to tell you, and I love you a little more each day that I get to see you, or talk to you and-“

Colby’s lips were on yours, his arm tight around your waist. You bring your arm up, wrapping it around his neck and he mumbles against your lips, “about time.”

You smirk, your cheeks heating up, “I take it you feel the same?”

“Oh you have no idea.” His lips were back on yours and you pull away, “It’s getting dark, do y-“

“Yes.” He pulls you to your door and you unlock it, pulling him back in for a kiss as you walk backwards. You lean over to set your helmet on the counter and he does the same before his hands slide up to push your jacket off of your shoulders.

You kick off your boots as you shrug your jacket off, quickly moving your hands to push his off his shoulders.

You grab the hem of your shirt, pulling it up over your head as his jacket hits the floor.

His hands grip your hips, sliding down to grab your thighs as he bends down to lift you up. Your legs wrap around his waist as his lips peck over your chest.

He walks you back to your room, laying you down on the bed beside leaning up to remove his shirt.

Everything is happening so quick, in the blink of an eye, you were both naked and under the bed sheets with your bodies pressed to one another as your lips moved in a passionate sync.

You tilt your head back as his lips trail down your neck, moaning out as his fingers slide down to the needy slit between your legs.

“God you’re so wet.” He groans into your ear, “I turn you on this much?”

You nod, gasping as two of his fingers push in, “Fuck, yeah. Seeing you on that bike really did it for me today.”

He chuckles, lifting his head to watch your face twist with pleasure, “You touching all over me really got me going today.”

You smile, gasping as he pushes his fingers in deeper, “Fuck, Colby.”

“That feel good?” He presses kisses along your jaw line, stopping at your lips and you whimper, “Feels so good.”

You reach up, pulling his head in to close the space with a heated kiss. His fingers withdrawal from your body as he rolls his overtop of yours.

You roll your hips as you feel the tip of his cock brush against you, “P-please.” You whimper quietly, “please.”

He brushes hair from your face before leaning down to kiss you. He reaches down to keep himself steady as he slips into you.

Your lips part as you both gasp on the first thrust.

“Fuck.” You whisper as your legs slowly slide up to wrap around his waist. The space closes as you pull him closer to kiss him.

Your moans grow louder as his thrusts speed up into a medium pace.

It was hot, passionate.

It felt like you and Colby were the only two people in the world, he was the only one who mattered to you right now.

His lips trail down your neck as your head tilts back, your moans filling the room as you feel the band in your stomach growing tighter and tighter.

Your nails drag up his back, earning a groan from him as he sucks a mark into the delicate skin, “So good, baby.”

You gasp, your fingers tangling tightly in his hair, “Yesyesyes, so close.”

His hand slides down your side, fingertips digging into your thigh, “I’ve loved you..” he kisses back up to your lips, “For as long as I’ve known you.”

“I love you.” You whimper as you nod, “I’ve loved you.”

You gasp loudly, your body tightening around him as he guides you through the waves of pleasure flowing through your body.

You were waiting for this, the moment Colby finally made you his.

Colby presses kisses over your chest and up your neck, groaning lowly as he makes his way back to your lips, “You’re so beautiful. You sound so pretty.”

His forehead rests against yours, his thrusts picking up as he works towards his own pleasures release. Moans slip from his lips as his hand drags up to cup your cheek.

Your hands slide up his arms and hold the sides of his neck, whimpering and moaning as his thrusts grow faster, harder.

They quickly turn sloppy and you gasp as he pulls out to spill on your waist. You rest your head back, breathing heavy as he sits up.

You look up at him, laughing slightly as he smiles at you and he raises his brows, “What?”

You shake your head, “Nothing, nothing I just.. was kinda hoping that our last ride as just friends would happen soon..”

“Well looks like you got your wish.” He leans down, pecking your lips, “Hang on. I’ll be right back.”

You nod as he gets off the bed, letting out a sigh as you look up at the ceiling. You can’t help but smile, you couldn’t fight it even if you wanted to.

Colby comes back in, a smile on his face as soon as he sees you, “here, I, uh- here.” He hands you the towel and sits down on the bed.

You clean up, tossing the towel to the floor before sitting up, “So.. it’s dark outside.”

Colby glances at the window, nodding as he looks at you, “Yeah, yeah it is.” He smirks as you smile at him, “What?”

You shrug, “Guess you’ll be staying the night then?”

Colby turns, moving to hover his body over yours, “Is that okay with you?”

You slide your hands up his chest and grip his shoulders, “I think I can let it slide.” You smirk and Colby laughs, “Just this once though, right?” He dips his head down, peppering kisses over your neck and you giggle, “You know..”

“You know what, baby?” Colby whispers as he chuckles lightly. You bite your lip as you feel his teeth nip at your skin, “I think it can be more than once.”

“I’m okay with more than once..” he kisses up to your lips, “How about in the morning, you and I take a ride and have a little breakfast date? Hmm.”

You nod, smiling before pecking his lips, “Sounds good to me.”

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[cosmerelists]

If Cosmere Characters Were Given Three Wishes From a Genie...

As requested by anon. :)

[A few of the jokes in this are WAT spoilers! They are marked in the entry title in case you need to skip 'em]

Cosmere characters have just rubbed a magic lamp and now they're being offered three wishes by a genie! How will that go for them?

1. Steris

Genie: There are three rules! Genie: I cannot kill anyone, I cannot bring anyone back to life, and I cannot make anyone fall in love. Steris: (Taking notes) Can I wish for more wishes? Genie: No. Steris: Can I wish for someone else to have more wishes? Genie: Also no. Steris: Can I cancel a wish in the future if I no longer want it? Genie: ...no. Steris: Can I modify a wish after wishing it? Genie: ...no. Steris: I see. Steris: My first wish, then, is to help you create an actual Wish Rule Handbook because that, I'm afraid, is a lot more than three rules. Steris: Let's get drafting! Genie: Why am I afraid

2. Kelsier

Kelsier: Three wishes? Amazing! Kelsier: First, I'd like to finally obtain the exact physical body I've been dreaming of all these years! Kelsier: Second, I'd like Scadrial to be utterly protected from the nefarious designs of Odium or any other hostile Shard. Kelsier: And third, I'd like Hoid to stub his toe every day for the rest of his life. Kelsier: Phew! That was way easier than what I've been doing! Kelsier: I can't believe I wasted hundreds of years on machinations, ha ha! Genie: ... Kelsier: What?

3. Szeth [Mild WAT spoilers!]

Szeth: (suspiciously) Wishes? Szeth: As in, things that I personally want? Szeth: What is this, some kind of therapy? Szeth: Away with you! Genie: H-Hey, if you want to wish for some therapy, it sounds like that might be kind of helpful for you? Szeth: Away, I say! Genie: Well, I tried.

4. Taravangian

Taravangian: [slams a 400-page tome down on the table] Taravangian: This is my first wish--it includes caveats for every possible loophole, bad faith interpretation, and/or unintended consequence. Taravangian: I declare that this whole book constitutes the sum total of Wish #1. Genie: ...Which is? Taravangian: I'd like Hoid to stub his toe every day for as long as he lives. Genie: ... Genie: That wish required 400 pages?! Taravangian: I like to be thorough.

5. Vin

Vin: I would like to always have the exact metal or metals I desire in my flask as soon as I desire them. Vin: I'd also like Elend to feel a surge of reassurance that yes of course I love him whenever he feels doubt. Genie: Two very fine wishes. What is your third? Vin: Hmmm.... Vin: Honestly, I just keep thinking that I'd like to be faster than a horse. Genie: ...Like, horses in general or one specific horse? Vin: Just...horses in general. Genie: ...It's not the weirdest wish I've heard today.

6. Adolin [WAT SPOILERS!]

Adolin: Oooh, I've always wanted the ability to point at an outfit in a fashion magazine and instantly have that outfit in my perfect size. Genie: Granted! Adolin: I'd also like Shallan to be brought here safely to Azimir if that's what she wants--like, please ask her first just in case. Genie: Granted! Adolin: ... Adolin: I would also like everyone to think I gave those wishes in the reverse order. Genie: Granted! Adolin: Wait, does that count as a wish?? Adolin: ... Adolin: No, actually I'm okay with that.

7. Azure

Azure: I would like to know where Nightblood is, please. Azure: I've been looking for so long! It's IMPOSSIBLE to find! Genie: [silently hands her a map] Azure: ... Azure: IT'S BEEN ON ROSHAR THE WHOLE TIME?!

8. Lightsong

Lightsong: You grant three wishes, huh? Lightsong: I can only grant one wish. And I have to die to do it. Genie: That's a tough break. Lightsong: Well, to be fair I live a life of luxury and worship, rather than being trapped in a tiny lamp. Genie: I appreciate that. Many people treat my abilities as frivolous, wishing for things they could obtain for themselves if they tried or for things they should never truly have. Genie: It is a genuine relief to meet someone who understands the true import of wishes. Lightsong: ... Lightsong: I was gonna wish for you to hand me that glass so I don't have to get up, but now it feels awkward. Genie: ... Lightsong: I'm just really comfortable right now.

9. Kaladin

Kaladin: [muttering to himself] Can't wish for all of my friends to be safe. They'd probably be magically locked in a room forever or something. Kaladin: I could wish for Oroden to grow up happy, but what if that means he dies if he gets sad or something? Or like loses the ability to feel things? Kaladin: I could wish for Moash to go back to how he was, but how could I take away his ability to make choices? Kaladin: It's too much! I don't want any wishes! Genie: Uh....granted? Kaladin: Did that count as a wish???

10. Venli

Venli: I wish for your freedom. Genie: ... Genie: As your first wish? Venli: Yup. Genie: Not as, like, your third wish after you obtain two other wishes? Venli: Nah. Genie: W-Who are you?? Venli: I'm a Willshaper, baby. Tumi: [hums contentedly]

[bigbootyshortboi]

Hitchhiker Andy (part 3)

He's back, baby!!! I legit haven't planned out a single bit of this, so we're just gonna free ball it. LOL Wish me luck!!!

P.S same warnings as the last 2 + maybe some burps incase that's is a turn off for anyone okay bye~~

It took a lot of convincing for Andy to get permission from the diner to eat in just a blanket. Luckily, one of the waitresses overheard us talking to the owner and telling him about our story of how we got here, and when we name dropped Axel, she vouched for the whole thing, saying they hooked up a week ago and then only after they finished did he drop that he just needed a break from his 'needy boyfriend'.

While I was grateful she helped us, it did hurt hearing from another person Axel cheated on me with. I think Andy could tell as he wrapped an arm around my shoulder and rubbed it, trying to comfort me.

We sat at our booth and ordered some breakfast foods. I just wanted waffles, but this place had really big servings and sides, and I didn't wanna waste money taking stuff off, so I decided i'd just buy a whole meal and save the leftovers. Andy got 2 servings of their 'Hearty Platter' which consisted of sausages, bacon, eggs, pancakes, and biscuits and gravy.

"And what would you like, sir?" Our waiter looked at me

"Whatever your cheapest meal with waffles is, please."

Andy raised an eyebrow at me, looking a little offended. "I told you I'd pay you back. There's no need to be stingy. Get what you want, seriously."

"I'm just not that hungry, I'm fine with just a few waffles, I was just gonna save the rest-"

Andy decided to cut me off "Can you get him what I'm having but substitute the pancakes for waffles?"

The waiter looks at him and then back at me. "That's... a possible substitute, but it sounds to me your boyfriend isn't interested in eating too much-"

Andy's face goes completely red, his somewhat cocky and playful demeanor vanishing in an instant at the mention of us being boyfriends

"Ah- um, we're not boyfriends you're mistaken" Andy jumbles through before suddenly getting his confidence back. "I'm just gonna let him have the waffles and take the rest off his hands"

Both mine and the waiter's eyes widen a little, and the waiter speaks

"W-with all due respect, sir, did you not just already order 2 helpings of the same meal-"

Andy stands up, and the waiter stops speaking, intimidated, he switches his tune "c-coming right up!"

Andy smirks, sitting back down and shooting me a goofy grin, he sees me look a little concerned before he raises his eyebrow, still smiling. "What? I was just gonna fart on him"

This stifles a laugh out of me that takes all of my willpower to not let out more than a chuckle. Andy smiles up at me "Normally I wouldn't eat this much, I eat a lot, but 3 servings of diner food isn't exactly how I keep my physique. But today is a special occasion, and I'm sure you know by now the amount of firepower this will give my blustering ass cheeks for that twerp.

I nod and just let him do his thing. Not much happens while we eat, some small talk, but other than that, I just watch him rip through his food. I'm not big into like feeding or stuffing, but... god, the way he is scarfing it down is... doing something to me. God, I need to stop thinking like this. I don't wanna fall for him. Especially after how freaked he got when the waiter assumed we were together.

URRRRRRRRRRRRAAP

"Phew- that damn hits the spot" Andy pats his bloated (yet still toned somehow???) stomach, smiling at me after he just let out a monsterous belch.

buwuurrrrrrp

He lets out another, smaller one before grabbing his last spoonful of eggs "This shit's gonna bring me some massive firepower. Your nose is not ready, I promise you" he chuckles as he says this, but my face just goes red, blushing. I think I've genuinely become attracted to his gassiness. I can feel myself getting horny staring at him, and listening to his emissions. I try not to make it obvious how I feel but at this point I don't know if I'm doing a good job.

"Hey bro," Andy looks up at me, looking a little serious and just slightly bashful as he speaks. "Just so you know, after I blast Axel into high heaven, if you aren't too disgusted with me after, and you ever wanna hang out-" I watch as he snatches a pen from a random waitresses apron and pulls out a napkin "This... is my number." he hands me the napkin and taps the waitress's elbow, giving her the pen and saying it 'fell out her pocket'

I look up at him, I'm sure my blushing is obvious, but I try to compose myself. This is probably just him thinking we hit it off as buds. "Thanks, Andy... and don't worry, I won't be sick of you at all."

Andy smiles at this "I hope so, you haven't even seen a category 4 come out of my ass, and we're jumping straight to 5 on this bitch soon"

I need him to stop speaking by fuck am I hard.

Eventually, I pay the check (and put a tip in the tip jar, that waitress who knew Axel deserved some love too.) and then we walk out to my car, I instinctively walk to the driver's seat before Andy stops me "Nuh-uh, remember, I'm driving so you can get some rest" I nod, feeling a bit dazed and tired from eating, driving, crying, all of it really, I kind of abesnt mindedly nod, brushing against him, my hand landing on his still bloated and gurgling stomach, this causes a small wince and a small (for him) BRRRRPPRT out of him.

"S-sorry" I say, as I try to brush past him, but he grabs my wrist, smirking at me

"Nah, you gotta marinate in this one, punishment for releasing some of my gas for Asshole Axel." He chuckles, and I just smile faintly, really feeling the effects of my fatigue, he decides to let me go after a few seconds and walk me to the passenger's side, reclining my chair and telling me to get some rest.

I feel the car start to move as I lull into a nap, the last thing I see is Andy leaning to the right a little and releasing a tiny 'brrprprt' before whispering

"Sweet dreams, handsome"

Andy PoV:

Seeing him sleep so peacefully gives me a sense of bliss. It's crazy to meet a guy this kind after sleeping with absolutely trash the night before. I don't see how Axel could've hurt someone this sweet... this pure...

I wish I wasn't such a fart bastard right now lol

Don't get me wrong, I LOVE farting it up. It's the highlight of most of my life. But it's heartbreaking when guys think it'a a turn-off. Usually it doesn't bug me, the guys aren't worth my time so fuck their opinion, but... with you... it's gonna be so hard if you don't wanna see me anymore. He hasn't ran yet, but he's only seen me casually, we haven't had a chance to maybe get closer... and he hasn't heard my worst... if only there was a way I could see if he could handle it... I'd sit on his damn face right now if I didn't like him so much. I'd love to blast someone that cute into high hell with my raunchiest farts... if only it were a possibility.

Meh, at least Axel ain't ugly. Blasting him won't hurt for now!

"Our" PoV:

I come to, and I notice I'm the car is parked in my old neighborhood, 2 houses down from where Axel and I were staying... I look to my left and notice Andy isn't there. At first I panic, sitting up, still groggy yet on alert, I look around and see my blanket in the back seat, the one Andy had been using as a towel.

"Don't... don't do it..." I mumble to myself, knowing full well I wanna dive head first into that blanket and test if I'm really into his gas or not, I'm sure it reeks after his ass was in it. I manage to resist the urge and look around, seeing another napkin from the diner in the driver's seat, with the pencil I keep in my car ontop of it. Something is written on top....

"Come inside if you dare >:) Door should be unlocked. Ripped a category 4 onto the nappy so you can get an idea, kinda mad you didn't get to hear it, lol. Maybe this is why they called me Hurricane Andy back in highschool... huh... anyway (read back)" before i flip the napkin, I bite my lip a little and sniff it, and INSTANTLY get hit with the smell of that breakfast platter, especially the eggs and sausage. I have no idea how he can produce this so easily. I cough for a bit, but I can't deny how it makes me feel in my pants. After a few seconds of recovery, I read the back "I went in when the clock ended in :30, gonna stall til :00 if I can, if you wanna be here hurry up, if not, stay safe in the car! (Warning! I nuked it at least twice into your blanket too, holding back is ROUGH when you rarely do it. Double Warning! If you come inside you're locked in, I give you 5 minutes tops to change your mind, Axel is my main priority and I'd love for you to see him suffer, but I don't want you to suffer too. That's all! Hope u slept well -A"

Well that was... alot to take in. But honestly, only 2 things really stuck. I look at the time... :53... I have 7 minutes in theory... I then look at the blanket... calling to me

I yank it into my hands and look at it for a second, seeing a faint yet large butt imprint on a part of it, knowing that must've been where he sat in it. One whiff won't hurt... right?

I shove the plush fabric into my face, putting my head directly where his ass was.

It. Is. FOUL.

And in the name of everything holy I love it.

After 5 minutes of sniffing, fantasizing, and a little bit of gagging, I burst out the car, rushing to the front door. I gulp as I grip the door knob, scared about what I'm gonna do, scared about how Axel will react to seeing me, afraid Andy or I will get in trouble, but all of that fades when I hear Andy's voice through the door "Yeah, yeah, nah I get it don't worry man-"

I don't know what he's talking about but... hearing him speak just, gives me confidence, so I twist the knob, and open the door.

Cliff hanger!!!! Bum bum bummmmmmmmm!!!! To be honest, this isn't my fave story so far, the burps were fun, though LOL. But I felt Andy needed another part before I get too invested in Jacob or anyone else I have coming up (I have wayyyy too many images saved LOL) I'm sure y'all could tell, but Axel WILL finally be showing up next time and let's just say his nose hairs will not be thriving! Hope you enjoyed, sorry if it's not up to par with the other 2, and I hope to please with part 4!

[lopsicle]

Hi, @fictitious-fluff I’m your Squealing Santa!’I’m sorry this came out in the latter end of December, the holiday season was busy for me and this was my first tickletober!!

This was really fun to write, the prompts you left helped a ton as well!! Hope you enjoy it!!

It’s Not Like I Don’t Like It

Summary: During one of Caine’s adventures, the group splits off into pairs which leads to some very interesting discoveries between Jax and Ragatha.

Characters: Ler! Jax, Ler! Ragatha, rest of the TADC cast

Warnings: Tickle Fic

In The Amazing Digital Circus™, it’s residents could only be sure of one thing. Life would never be dull, whether they liked it or not. It took Pomni some getting used to, much like the rest of the circus members and just like everyone else, she still had no idea what to expect. Whether it was being strapped to a target and having knives thrown at you, being pulled out of a hat, having your limbs played around with like they were apart of a mix and match set, the possibilities were endlessly terrifying. Caine just couldn’t understand how to please them.

He’d set them off on another adventure today, lazily dubbed ‘Sticky Situations’, chosen from a list of hundreds and hundreds of repeated activities for them to be forced into enjoy. The adventure was simple enough though, everyone would be split into pairs and forced to stay with their partner until they found a key that would allow them to separate. And because Caine’s adventures could never be simple, if someone stepped too far away from their partner, they’d be shocked.

The pairings were odd, but fun. Pomni and Kinger, Gangle and Zooble and Jax and Ragatha. Surprisingly, Ragatha was the one to be outraged first.

‘Him?!’ She cried, stomping her foot against the ground and making an over-exaggerated gesture towards Jax. The rabbit looked offended for a moment, his ears growing stiff at the top of his head before he smirked, his beady eyes getting a little wider.

‘Aw, don’t you wanna spent time with me, Dollface?’ He teased, not caring for her answer, just wanting to agitate her. Zooble shot the man a look which he just shrugged off while Pomni looked sympathetically towards Ragatha. She took a step towards the woman, wanting to comfort her but as she was finding the words, another voice overpowered the room.

‘Now that the pairs have been selected, you all have FIVE SECONDS,’ Caine screeched energetically, his eyes popping out of his head for a moment, ‘to stand next to your partner!’

Almost immediately, a pair of hands scooped the small jester up from behind, pulling her away from the red haired woman.

‘Phew, Pomni, I was worried you were gonna get electrocuted!’ Kinger fretted, totally oblivious to what she was trying to do. Pomni nodded along awkwardly, deciding to go along with it.

Begrudgingly, Ragatha made her way other to Jax who decided to stay put, not caring enough to move and knowing his partner wouldn’t risk getting shocked. She had a face like a slapped bulldog though, frowning with her arms crossed over her chest, staring away from the taller man.

‘Alrighty then, enjoy the games and have a spectacular time!’ Caine announced, waving goodbye to the circus crew before disappearing to who knows where. Most of them dissipated fairly quickly, some of them even looking forward to their new pairings. Neither of those were applicable to Jax or Ragatha.

‘Are you gonna move anytime soon?’

Ragatha asked impatiently, Caine’s explanation wasn’t the best; she didn’t know how far she could get from Jax and she didn’t feel like getting shocked.

‘Mmm,’ Jax looked up at the ceiling, pretending to think before staring back down at Ragatha, ‘nah.’

Ragatha’s eye twitched in annoyance, looking about ready to explode in anger at him already. While that would normally be amusing, Jax didn’t have the luxury of retreating as he got an earful of frustrated rants, instead opting to grab Ragatha’s arm and yank her along as he walked.

‘Come on then, let’s get this over with before you throw a tantrum,’ Jax teased her but Ragatha decided not to fight it this time. At least he was actually doing something.

It goes without saying that so far, this was one of their worst adventures yet. They didn’t know how that was possible after going through what felt like an eternity of them, but this easily my took the cake. Their bodies awkwardly bashed into each other to other being shocked, they hadn’t said a word to each other since they started walking and they had no idea where to find the key to free themselves from this God awful social prison. It felt like they were running around in circles inside the circus, and the silence was not doing good for Ragatha’s mental state. The worrying woman was just staring at the floor, questioning if they’d ever find this key. It wasn’t abstracting levels of bad, but it was easy to see that it was taking a toll on her. Even for someone like Jax.

He thought of what to do for a bit, it would be so easy to just ignore it, and Ragatha would deserve it for how she’d treated him today…but this trip was boring enough as it was, the last thing he needed was for them to just not talk.

‘Hey, redhead,’ the rabbit called out abruptly, poking her where her ribs would be with a gloved hand. It took all of her willpower to not jump back and get the both of them electrocuted, though her eyes did widen as a loud squeak exited her mouth. Ragatha covered her mouth afterwards, like she was trying to force the reaction back in before looking down at Jax, whose grin had grown ten times wider. Her eyes narrowed at him, almost like a warning to not say anything. And he didn’t say anything, he just burst out laughing.

‘Pffthahaha, oh my Gahahd, dolly, your ticklish! That’s fuckin’ priceless!’ Jax nearly doubled over laughing, clutching his sides while Ragatha just looked around worriedly, her face getting redder and redder as she hoped no one was hearing him.

‘Shut up, Jax, it’s not that big of a deal!’ Ragatha exclaimed, but her words were honestly true. She doubted anyone else in the circus would care about the grand reveal of her being ticklish of all things, it may be a little interesting to Pomni who was still getting the hang of things here, the only person reacting to it were the two of them. Even then, she should’ve expected something like this from Jax, but being teased about being ticklish was especially flustering to her. Mainly because she…liked it. It was hard not to like to her, it was all warm and fuzzy and made her all squirmy, how could she not enjoy being tickled? Plus, it was like having her real, non-rag doll body again, it reminded her of being a real person outside the circus.

‘Oh, this is a huge deal! I can’t believe it took me this long to find this out…hey, whatcha say we make up for lost time?’ Jax said, his yellow smile getting even wider, taking a soft step closer to Ragatha. The doll in turn, looked up near him, not having the confidence to face Jax directly, especially with her face being so red. She opened her mouth but it was like her insides were completely empty, she couldn’t get anything out of her mouth. Not waiting for an answer, Jax’s hands shot down to Ragatha’s sensitive sides, immediately squeezing at them.

‘Jahahahahahahax!!’ Ragatha shouted from the touch, her hands clasping right over her mouth as her eyes went wide. The woman’s feet tapped against the floor repeatedly, doing her best to not move away. This really was the best worst possible scenario for her.

‘Yeeessss, Dolly?’ The man asked, acting like nothing was wrong here. His dexterous fingers crawled over to Ragatha’s tummy, scratching against the fabric of her dress. Curiously, he was starting to notice how she wasn’t really trying to squirm away from his fingers, it looked like she was bucking into them actually.

‘C-cahahahahan you nanahahahat?!’ The redhead ruffed, struggling to get her words out properly through all her laughter.

‘Well, Raggedy, I don’t think you want me to not,’ Jax mimicked her fractured speech just to tick her off more, but the woman seemed far more preoccupied with the fact that Jax was catching on so easily that she enjoyed this. Of course Jax of all people had to find out, this would be the worst for her! Though, it wasn’t like he stopped tickling her yet…maybe she could enjoy this for a little longer.

‘Juhuhust, shuhuhuhut up!’ Ragatha pouted, tilting her face away from Jax who pulled his hands away for a second, earning a disappointed look for a second. His eyes looked wider and intense, yet somehow had a playful shine in them.

‘Oh, no, no, no, you do not get to tell me to shut up and get away with it!’ Jax called her out before shooting his hands right under her armpits. And that was when Ragatha started screaming.

‘WAIAHAHAHAT, NAHAHAT THEHERE!!’ The woman’s arms clung to her sides instantly, squirming about on the spot with a desperate expression taking over her blushing face. Jax had gotten really lucky just now and landed on her death spot, though she wasn’t complaining. It was sort of relieving in a way, she’d be anxious of him finding this out ever since this tickling attack started so it felt like a weight was lifted now that this was out of the way.

Though, Jax was absolutely loving this. He wouldn’t admit that now that he knew Ragatha actually enjoyed getting tickled, well he didn’t know but it was pretty obvious, but being able to make her screech and laugh was definitely going to be a way for him to kill the time. He messily grabbed at her wrists, clumping them up to hold them with one hand. Then, he raised her arms above her head, leaving that precious death spot of hers on display.

Ragatha tried to wiggle her way out of his grip but it was pretty useless, a couple loose giggles of anticipation slipped out of her mouth, staring over at the rabbit to see when he was going to strike.

‘Alright, let’s see if you can handle this!’ He announced, treating it like it was some game. His fingers began messily poking around the hollows of her armpits to start with, but it quickly morphed into fast, deep scratching against her sensitive skin which drove the woman insane.

‘NAHAHAHAHAHA, I CAHAHHAAHHAN’T!!’ Ragatha admitted instantly, dropping all sense of embarrassment or shame about getting tickled by Jax. Bouncing around on her feet, Ragatha felt like if she was tickled for another second was going to die, or at least get the two electrocuted. While Jax may not care about the first one, he didn’t want to get shocked too and decided to take some pity on the woman.

His hands left her armpits, leaving them with a slight tingling sensation but for the most part, Ragatha recovered pretty quickly. Her face still had a red sheen to it but the shock and horror of the tickling session was passing her now. Until Jax spoke up.

‘Oh, I am so telling everyone about this.’

‘Don’t you dare!’

[cherr-22]

TNGDH 27

“I’m going to die…….”

Literally. My legs were so sore that I couldn’t feel them anymore. My vision blurred and all I could see was the earthy brown color of the ground everywhere.

To think riding a horse was this strenuous. It’s the horse that’s running, and yet why am I the one getting tired? Because the ground was uneven, I even felt nauseous. Please…… save me.

“Hang on a little bit more.”

Kyle comforted me when he heard me groan.

Of course, it didn’t comfort me. Thinking how many more hours I’d have to ride the horse later today, I felt anxious to cancel ‘Summon’ and go back to the hamster house to rest.

Phew. Such is my life. This strange, tiring life.

Glumly holding onto the reigns, I heard a loud caw above me. The Northern crows circled around in the sky, making it feel unpleasant.

“Why is it crying out loud? Such bad luck.”

“……Do you normally express it as ‘crying’?”

“If it can’t talk, then I’d say it would be crying.”

I answered grumpily and lowered back my head to focus on the road ahead.

Beyond the castle and plains was a forest full of coniferous trees. There were many ravines here and there, so the terrain was not easy to travel across. The path could only fit two horses side by side.

“Don’t worry too much about it.”

Kyle must’ve been worried after seeing my expression.

“Since this is only a reconnaissance with the new knights, we will only briefly check the forest before heading back. Cases where we go beyond the small mountain besides during subjugations or investigations are rare.”

“A small mountain……?”

You call this a small?

I clicked my tongue as I looked at the cliff stretched out in the distance.

“What is there beyond that cliff?”

“Are you talking about the types of demonic beasts?”

“Oh, no. Rather than demonic beasts…… are there any villages or anything.”

Upon asking, Kyle laughed as if what he heard was nonsense.

“The Blake estate is the only place in the North where people can survive. Well, I’m sure there would be villages where the demonic beasts gather instead.”

“……That doesn’t sound very amusing. Then what are there geographically?”

“Over this mountain is a vast rocky plain with chunks of ice and rocks here and there. Beyond that is a large mountain, and beyond the large mountain is the sea.”

He lifted his sleeve over my face to shield it from the strong winds. It felt so natural that I accepted it without a second thought.

I tilted my head and glanced up at him. Seeing how he didn’t even bat an eyelid at the harsh wind, he must’ve been used to the cold.

“I rarely go beyond the frozen sea. It’s difficult to go and there is nothing good there.”

Even if the sea is frozen, isn’t it just a regular sea? What was so different and difficult about it?

“Why is that? Is it a lawless zone or something?”

“Yes. It’s not a place that the Meinhardt Empire could even handle. Beyond that sea, even I would have to risk my life.”

Just what exactly is there?

I thought about various possibilities and then the system that has been quiet until now popped up.

[Beyond the Northern Sea is an area called the ‘Magician’s Domain’.]

‘The Magician’s Domain, huh. It sounds pretty tame when hearing the name alone…….’

But that didn’t look to be the case seeing Kyle’s expression. Well, I could think about it later. It’s not like I’ll go there today.

“Your Highness. Should we return to the northeast pathway?”

Hearing the voice from behind, Kyle paused for a moment and measured the distance.

The road ahead branched out into two paths. One appeared to be a road going up the hill to northeast and the other going down to the canyon in the northwest.

The knights murmured to each other in relief and anxiety by hearing the word ‘northeast’. 

Kyle said in a heavy tone.

“The area where the wyvern nest has not been resolved yet. Also, currently it is mating season so we must avoid northeast. Everyone, take a detour to the western canyon!”

……If it’s a detour, does that mean this reconnaissance would take more time?

I nervously checked the remaining time in ‘Summon’.

[‘Summon’ will be canceled in 20 minutes.]

It won’t be good if I suddenly disappear in the middle of the canyon……. Sigh. Today will be the day I use up all my Miracle Points.

I quickly bought a cookie from the Nut Store.

[Long-Lasting Acorn Cookies ｜Miracle Points 1% consumption ｜ Extend duration of ‘Summon’ by 1 hour]

[Current Miracle Value 25.0%]

Hopefully, I could keep my points above 20% by the end of this expedition. Meaning, I’d prefer to return back to the estate within six hours.

I quietly glanced at Kyle and took out the cookie from my pockets. Crunch. Kyle glanced back upon hearing the sound of me eating.

“Why are you trying to eat so secretly?”

Your ears are quite sharp. Couldn’t you have pretended not to hear anything?

“It is my life.”

That was 100% the truth.

“I sure get to hear a lot of interesting things from you.”

Of course, Kyle thought of it as a joke.

I’m telling you, it’s the truth. An acorn cookie I bought with the cost of my life. Although it’s savory, it leaves the mouth a little dry after you finish eating it…….

“Anyways, it means that I’m not going to share it with you.”

Kyle’s red eyes blankly stared at me as if he were surprised.

“It’s fine. More importantly…….”

He lightly squeezed my chin and turned it to the side. I muttered, “What is it,” as I glanced around in the direction Kyle pointed out using my face.

“Over there. Do you see those forest bushes?”

My eyes that were once wandering around aimlessly stopped on something sparkling in the bushes. Several pairs of round eyes gazed towards our direction.

They were furry animals that could be held within two hands. Smaller than a dog, but a little larger than a mouse. There was a short horn on its forehead between its round ears.

It was an animal I have never seen before, and yet it felt strangely familiar…….

“Those are the Northern field mice.”

What?

“That is what they would look like after growing a mana stone in their heart. They are a little small compared to other Northern demonic beasts though.”

That’s not right. Normally a mouse that size would be considered very large.

“They are quite tame if you don’t bother them first. It was around this area where I first met Cashew.”

Kyle’s tone of voice instantly went soft. His expression gradually softened as he thought of the cute squishy demonic beast waiting for him at the castle……

Forget about It. Can’t you see that the cute and squishy demonic beast is suffering here right now due to muscle pains.

[Currently Possessing Hearts ｜ ❤×198]

Cancel what I said earlier.

Think about me a lot. Just two hearts worth more.

“Should I try finding a mate for it…….”

……Huh. Wait, what did you just say?

Immediately, I yelled as he was mumbling.

“No!”

“…….”

“Most definitely not. To think about copulating demonic beasts!”

“Northern field mice are usually quite active.”

“Those are the Northern mice. Cashew is a domestic demonic beast. It has been developing slow and hasn’t even developed a magic stone yet. What if you pair it up and it ends up getting eaten by its pair?

I have no intention of sharing my house no matter how big it may be. Roommates are absolutely forbidden.

“Sure, you can adopt another one if you want to see Cashew dead the next day.”

If that day ever comes, I will kill you myself and run away from here. You understand?

Kyle nodded in disappointment under my intense gaze.

“……That makes sense. I understand. As soon as I get back, I shall have a meeting with the magicians to plan on injecting mana energy.”

I hope there won’t be any side effects from doing that.

Would I look like a fraud if I say that there is no need to inject mana? I looked at him with a wistful expression and then looked at the group of mice.

‘I wonder if I am not a normal, typical hamster?’

To not have a mana stone inside the heart and to not have any visible growth. I suspect I will never be able to grow as big as those mice over there……

“As expected…….”

Kyle made comparisons with the Northern field mice.

“There is none as cute as Cashew.”

Just like a hamster otaku.

[Currently Possessing Hearts ｜ ❤×200]

Still, as long as you’re happy.

Thanks to that, I could buy the Demonic Beast Encyclopedia. I pretended to stretch my arms and took out the encyclopedia.

“Now, let’s see…….”

“What is that?”

“A necessary textbook for a demonic beast specialist, the Demonic Beast Encyclopedia. This book was bought off from my diligent teacher who also had a bit of a grumpy personality.”

[┗|｀O′|┛]

What, why. It’s the truth. You ate up all my Hearts so be quiet.

Kyle slowed down the horse to let me read the book comfortably. The deeper we went into the canyon, the darker our surroundings became. The knights changed their formation and turned on their lights.

Let’s see…….

“Goblin, ogre, wyvern…… bear, unicorn? There’s quite a variety of beasts. Northern poisonous snake, forest eel? Why is there an eel in the forest?”

There are really a lot of strange things in this world. Korea was truly an ordinary place in comparison.

“Oh, here it is. Northern field mice.”

The word ‘field mice’ caught Kyle’s attention.

“The Northern field mice is one of the less threatening species, boasting mediocre physical abilities…… wow, isn’t this a bit too harsh?.”

System, can’t you do your work properly? Do you want to be sent to the sky?

This is definitely a revenge on me.

[（￣︶￣）]

“And?”

“The process of developing a mana stone is more complicated than other demonic beasts, but once it develops it, it could use simple magic. Generally of the earth magic……”

I then shut my mouth. It was because an ominous premonition passed through my mind.

You won’t be making me learn some kind of magic later, right? I’m already quite sad to have become a hamster…

[(⊙ˍ⊙)]

‘No, why do you have such a surprised expression…….’

Bang!

At that moment, a huge rock fell about ten steps in front of us, shaking the ground.

Don’t tell me…….

“Change to defensive formation!”

Kyle stretched out his arm to close the book in my hands.

“Shu. From now on, everything I say will be an order and disobedience will not be tolerated.”

I felt a shiver go down my body. Kyle spoke before I could respond back a ‘Yes’.

“No matter what happens, do not get off the horse.”

With that, he jumped off from the horse and unsheathed his sword.

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Sunset Died - Wolff/Sekemoto

Yumi's last will (longer Part)

A starry night and not a single snowflake in the sky. That was the most pleasant way for people to be. It was very cold, but there was no unpleasant wind blowing through the cracks in the houses. It was just quiet, as if all was right with the world.

It's the next morning. Morgana had just come downstairs and saw Sam putting something on the couch. Afterwards, he wanted to go into the kitchen, but was a little startled when he suddenly saw her standing in front of him. “Oh…"/ ”Well, good morning. I hope that's not a whoopee cushion you've just put down?”. He shook his head, “no, it's a letter… from Grandma”.

Morgana looked briefly over at the sofa and then back at Sam. “From… Yumi?”. The boy nodded slightly. “Umm, it was on her bedside table…and it has your names on it. I didn't open it. Can I have breakfast now fast?"/„o-of course…“ Morgana was quite surprised. and she wondered why she hadn't noticed the letter before.

A strange feeling came over Morgana at that moment. She took a few steps closer to the couch to take a seemingly scrutinizing look at the envelope. Then she clearly saw that her and her husband's names were written there.

Morgana moved almost in slow motion as she slowly reached for the envelope. With the same slow pace, she opened it and pulled out a carefully written and stamped document. A few seconds later, Thornton came down to the living room. “Hey, what do you think of…”. He then paused, and saw that his wife was standing in the room, visibly shocked, with the document in her hand. “Is everything okay? What's that?“/”Y-Yumi's will and… a power of attorney”.

He walked towards her with long strides. “Will? How did this get here so quickly and… What kind of power of attorney?"/ ‘It was next to her bed and she… She gave us custody of Sam until he's of age… My God’/ ”That… That's a joke? Right?"/ ‘No, just look…’.

He carefully took the paper from her hand and sat down. Then he read through everything carefully. The first thing he wanted to know, of course, was whether it had all been legally certified by a notary. He recognized the signature of the person who had drawn up the letter. “So… it's all in order, we really did get custody…”. Still in a state of shock, they heard Sam shouting from the kitchen that he was going to school. He often took the door that led from the kitchen to the outside. Had he noticed anything? They didn't ask themselves that at that moment.

Morgana was still stunned. “I never thought she'd do that…."/ ‘Well, you promised her you'd look after the boy when she was gone… Did you read the rest?’/ ‘h-h, no, I only read the power of attorney and the will, I didn't get to the bottom part…’.

“It says here that she's put money aside for him, apparently quite a bit. He's supposed to get it as soon as he's of age…"/ ‘Does it say how much?’/ ‘About 60,000… A nice starting capital when he moves out’/ ”Unbelievable. He'll get that, he's entitled to it, Thornton"/ ‘of course…phew, so we've officially become parents again’.

“Mhm Oh Yumi…"/ ‘When do we want to tell him?’/ ”I… I don't know. He's in a pretty stable condition at the moment, but… I'd like to wait a little longer. maybe he already suspected something like this…"/ ”It's possible. I'll pack it up again for now.”.

It was an unexpected surprise for Morgana and her husband. But the old lady wanted to make sure that everything was in order and that her grandson was in good hands. It was just a small detail that needed to be added to the rest of the will, which she had drawn up years ago. But she didn't want it to remain in some office, in some folder. She took it home while she was still alive and had a few changes made a few days ago in the small town hall.

Later in the afternoon. It wasn't a particularly nice day at school today. The children had to stay inside because the snowfall had increased significantly. “Do you want someone to help you?"/ ‘No, I'll do it myself today…’/ ”All right. Do you have a special request for dinner?"/ ‘hm, no…’..

Today we had something special for dinner again. But something different this time too. “What kind of meat is that?"/ ”Oh, VJ came by earlier and brought us a big piece of leg of venison. That's enough for a few days again. I hope I cooked it well, that was the first time"/ ‘hm, it doesn't taste like chicken, but it's very good’/ ‘hnhn’…

“I'm glad to hear that. And how was school for you today?"/ ”Quite good. I drew a big picture. Cherry blossoms…"/ ”Oh, really? I'd love to have a look at that"/ ‘If you can find somewhere else, we can hang it up.’/ ‘Yes, that's a good idea’.

Unfortunately, there weren't really many free spaces left in the house where you could have hung a large picture. There was only one free wall in the bedroom. “Grandma would certainly have liked that too.” Tired from the meal and the day, he lay down in his grandmother's bed and fell asleep exhausted.

In the kitchen, they were still clearing away the remaining things from the cooking and the dishes. “He's a real little artist. I'm really excited to see what else he'll bring to the canvas in his life. I think when he paints, he forgets everything around him for a moment…."/ ”mhm. And I'm surprised he didn't ask more about the letter”.

“Why would he?"/ ”Well, maybe out of curiosity? If I were him, I would probably have asked what it said…”. Morgana looked at him a little seriously. “The letter was addressed to me and to you. He's not that curious and he probably didn't take a look out of respect and decency. Besides, I don't think he would have really understood what it said…."/ ‘hm, maybe, yes’.

“And when do you think it's the right time to…“/”Thornton, his grandmother hasn't even been gone for three days yet. Why don't you let him deal with that first? I know it looks like it's an easy thing for him to do, but I'm sure it's different on the inside. I think it's nice when he distracts himself with school and painting, but we still have to expect that he might have a low point from time to time…”

“Let's give him a little time first. Among other things, I want him to enjoy being a child. He's only just making friends. We'll tell him when he's better able to process everything, okay?”. Her husband took a deep breath. Then he looked at her sympathetically. “Whatever you say. I want to go to bed now"/ ‘hn, I'll follow you there’…. After the two of them had gone to bed, Morgana remembered that she actually wanted to visit Jamie that day. Now she had one more reason to go to her the next day.

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@greenplumbboblover ⭐

Poses by: @poses-by-bee & imho

[whentherewerebicycles]

rough night phew—I am mildly sick during the day but when I lie down at night I become Very Sick (coughing/choking on phlegm/have an insane sore throat all night) and then of course the baby woke up at 4:55am and was like HELLO IS ANYONE GOING TO PLAY WITH ME????? to which I said pleaseeeeeeee go to sleep to which he said absolutely not mother. it’s fine I am being so brave and strong about it 😵‍💫

baby is napping now and will hopefully sleep for another 30 min while I lie in bed with my eyes closed. here’s the rest of the day:

8:45-9:15 rest? nap if possible?

9:15-10:30 fold laundry, finish packing

10:30-12 drop off dogs, feed the baby, run the dishwasher with today’s bottles, second baby nap, work tasks in bed

12-12:30 shower/get ready

12:30-2:30 load the car, clean the kitchen, clean out fridge, take the trash out, order sandwich for the train, feed the baby again when he wakes up maybe??

2:30-3 leave for liz’s / liz drops us off at train

3-4:30 train

4:30-5:45 security + maybe buy food + let the baby crawl around (bring sanitizing wipes for his hands if I can find them) + baby eats again

board plane—this will be tricky as I have to put him in the front carrier, take car seat out of bag, put stroller in bag, get everything down the jetway somehow, then put luggage up, install car seat, and install baby in car seat

survive 4 hour flight (PLEASE SLEEP BABY)

12am-12:45am (local time) drive home 😵‍💫

collapse into bed zzzzzz

[pardi-real]

Main Story Ep. 2 / Part 2 / Chapter 5 - Analysis of the Intelligent Angel

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[Devil's Palace, Your Room]

~ The night after returning from the expedition ~

Berrien: "My lord... Thank you for your hard work on the expedition."

> "You too, Berrien. Great work"

Muu: "Feels like it passed by so quickly."

Berrien: "Thank you for your hard work as well, Muu.  Though we failed to capture the intelligent angel… I'm relieved the lord is safe. Well… you must be really tired today. Please get some rest."

> "Good night, Berrien"

Berrien was right… I was so tired that I fell asleep right away…

[Devil's Palace, Basement Storage Room]

Berrien: "Phew…"

Knock, knock…

Berrien: "Please come in…"

Click

Lucas: "Hey there, Berrien."

Berrien: "Mr. Lucas…"

Lucas: "How's the lord doing?"

Berrien: "Yes, they're sound asleep from the fatigue."

Lucas: "That was a long expedition. They must be tired."

Berrien: "The lord worked hard this time too..."

Lucas: "But hey, Berrien... You just returned, but you're already working without taking a break… Are you compiling information on the intelligent angel?"

Berrien: "Yes, that's correct."

Lucas: "Why not take a breather, Berrien? You haven't had a proper rest since we returned from the expedition, haven't you?"

Berrien: "I'll rest after I finish this."

Lucas: "Sigh… You're always so diligent. But if you don't rest properly, you'll burn out."

Berrien: "And here you are, Mr. Lucas, already sipping wine?"

Lucas: "Yup ♪  I'm a pro at relaxing ♪"

Berrien: "Fufu… I might have to take a leaf out of your book. Now that being said, I've pretty much finished summarizing it."

Lucas: "Good job, Berrien. You're quick ♪"

Berrien: "Based on my observations… First, let's talk about the hierarchy among  angels."

Lucas: "Ohh... hierarchy?"

Berrien: "The intelligent angel was controlling regular angels."

Lucas: "Indeed he was. Angels followed his commands."

Berrien: "So, it's safe to assume that regular angels obey orders from intelligent angels."

Lucas: "Certainly… If you think about it that way, intelligent angels are higher in hierarchy than regular angels."

Berrien: "And regarding the capabilities of the intelligent angel. His intelligence seems remarkably high."

Lucas: "I noticed that too. His calm demeanor on the battlefield, and how he chose to retreat instead of forcing an attack. Just as we were analyzing him… he seemed to be analyzing us too."

Berrien: "Yes… exactly."

Lucas: "Sigh... Dealing with such a composed and sharp opponent is troublesome. It's going to be tough to defeat him."

Berrien: "True... But amidst unfavorable information, there might be something positive for us."

Lucas: "Oh? What would that be?"

Berrien: "Although the intelligent angel was quick, he might not possess the power to easily overpower us."

Lucas: "How so?"

Berrien: "If he could easily overpower us, he wouldn't have bothered using regular angels to attack."

Lucas: "Right... Attacking personally would be much more efficient."

Berrien: "Moreover… He retreated mid-battle. This implies that he assessed his abilities against ours and realized that the odds were against him."

Lucas: "Makes sense…"

Berrien: "One-on-one might be tough, but… if we work together... It may be possible to defeat the intelligent angel."

Lucas: "I see… I hope so."

Berrien: "Well… that sums up my analysis of the intelligent angel."

Lucas: "Great work, Berrien. I'll report this at the Grovaner family meeting tomorrow."

Berrien: "Thank you. And please ensure the lord's safety."

Lucas: "Absolutely… ♪ I won't allow anyone to harm the lord during the meeting."

Berrien: "Ah… There was something else I was curious about."

Lucas: "Ahh... The girl, right? The one resembling Haures's younger sister, kidnapped by the intelligent angel…"

Berrien: "Yes. How can an angel take a person without erasing them…?"

Lucas: "But... Berrien. Do you think that girl was there by chance? There are no houses in that area… and she was directly under the old tower. Any normal people won't get near the tower in the first place."

Berrien: "Hmm... There is too little information… I can't say anything for sure at this point. If she really is just a lost child, I would like to help her soon…"

Lucas: "That's... you're right."

Berrien: "A lot happened suddenly, and I'm feeling confused.  Sigh... Mr. Lucas, may I have a drink?"

Lucas: "Oh? Berrien, drinking wine? That's rare… ♪ Of course."

Berrien: "Tonight… I feel like drinking. My brain is tired from excessive thinking…"

Lucas: "After the intelligent angel appeared… There's just confusion everywhere."

Berrien: "Yes…"

Lucas: "Though… Tomorrow's meeting might get rough."

Berrien: "I agree. The Grovaner family's scouting party also suffered injuries…"

Lucas: "Well, I'll try my best to keep things civil."

Berrien: "Thank you very much, Mr. Lucas."

Berrien said as he drank the wine.

Berrien: "Uh... it really is bitter."

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[a-tale-of-legends]

Happy New Year’s Eve R! I hope you are doing wonderfully today! It’s that same person who asked about the Gym Challenger NPCs again. I’m curious here, how would the 15 Gym Challengers celebrate the new year? (Who’s betting Pia and Deneb kiss at the stroke of midnight? XD)

Aaaah thank you, happy new year's eve to you too!

......All 15 (. . ) Oh boy. I can sure try!

Pia - She honestly doesn't seem like the type of person to go out to parties, though Deneb and Dunne are ( well. Dunne is the party person. Deneb just liked being around good company). So I can see them dragging her to a small new year's eve party haha. She's more of a person who stands in the corner and people watch - but rest assured, she's having a good time. Yes, her and Deneb share a new year's kiss. It's Pia who initiates it, much to the surprise of Deneb.

Deneb - Kinda said it with Pia, but I think she's the type to enjoy new year's eve parties for the company. It's always nice to have fun with others after all! She's awkward, given being away from home, but she loves talking to others, and Dunne genuinely helps ease her in. She would worry if Pia isn't having fun ( corner lurker), so ends up just hanging with her throughout the party. Gets smooched by midnight lol.

Dunne - Doing them in a row bc they're a trio TO ME. Was the one that suggested going to a party. My guy is getting wasted lmao. Flirts in hope of getting that new year's kiss ( he never does) and overall is just having a good time.

Yue and Wei - Siblings, so they spend new years together! Yue frets over dinner plans and Wei is ever the slacker, but makes sure his sister isn't letting her perfectionism from enjoying new years. ( Wei: Why don't we call that boyfriend [Phoebus] of yours to cook us something? Yue: He's not my boyfriend, stop being weird! Also he's busy with work! Also, I can cook just fine!!!)

Polaire - He's at home with his bugs :) Dunno if he has family- I mean he probably does but I haven't fully thought of that dynamic. Still, his bugs are his family too, and he pretty much spends it with them :)

Kent - Also home with his family! I think it would be cute if he had a few siblings, some older, some younger. I imagine some are busy ( I think maybe his dad is a corvitaxi driver, so I can imagine he's busy) but they all face time each other to celebrate the new years.

Vega - Bing watching her favorite shows lol. I think she loooooves reality tv. The trashier the better. Helps keep her mind off the company she works for and her future. That ooooor she's out shopping.

Cher - Honestly, I see her just going about her day as usual. New year, new possibility, still everyday life, you know? I can see her taking in a moment to just appreciate the world around her though. She seems like that type of person to do that.

Icla - She's out at a rave lol. She deserves to go to one.

Corvin - Probably the dj for said rave

Phoebus - Hmmmm. Well, I do see him as a cook, so I imagine he's either 1) working or 2) at home cooking for family/ friends. I like to think he's a good host actually.

Izar - She's someone I don't think about much,really. She seems like someone who would generally prefer to keep to herself around things like these. Whether it's bc she is just like that or she doesn't have anyone to be around, I'm not sure. I've been playing around the idea that she has kids or is an aunt, but I'm not 100% sure.

Theemin - This guy is rich lol. He is probably at his mansion with his kids and grandkids celebrating the new years.

Terry - Terry! Terry's an asshole who looks down on others. Most of the time. With his family ( wife and kids) though, he's actually pretty sweet. He's with them for the new years :)

Phew! You can tell who I like more with this list, haha. I hope you enjoy these :)

[twilightmalachite]

Hermitage - Wednesday 2

Author: Nishioka Maiko (with Akira)

Characters: Mika, Shu

Translator: Mika Enstars

"Delicious coffee accompanied by a first-class croissant. This is the very definition of a blissful breakfast. I’m sure today will be a blessed one."

[Read on my blog for the best viewing experience with Oi~ssu ♪]

Season: Winter

Location: Starmony Dorms Kitchen

Shu: … *chomp*

(Oh-ho. The moment it’s put in your mouth, the mellow aroma tickles your nostrils. The croissants from this bakery are truly exquisite…!)

(I cannot start my day without these whenever I return to Japan!)

(Just what is it that makes these so different? The flour… The salt…? Perhaps maybe the water?)

(If possible, I’d like to figure out the recipe for these so I can take it back with me. That way, I can enjoy this bread every day.)

(I cannot stand the overbearing taste that the breads overseas have. Of course, not all of them are bad, but…)

(I suppose it is no exaggeration to say that Japanese bread, pan, is tailored to the Japanese people.

(But even aside from that, I do believe the bread here is a cut above all the rest.)

Ah, phew~. Delicious coffee accompanied by a first-class croissant. This is the very definition of a blissful breakfast. I’m sure today will be a blessed one.

Mika: ……

Shu: Gh?! Ka-Kagehira?! Don’t just stand there silently in the doorway! You surprised me there!

Mika: ……

Shu: …Kagehira? Are you half-asleep again? Get it together, when did you get so frail in the mornings? You’re not Rei, you know.

Shu: You’re not staying up late messing around, are you?

Mika: ……

Shu: Kagehira…? Are you listening? Seriously, what’s going on with you?

Mika: ! Uwah?!

Shu: Gyah?! W-What is it?! Don’t just suddenly yell like that!

Mika: H-Huh?! What’s wrong, Oshi-san? What’re you doing here?

Shu: What are you talking about! What’s so strange about me enjoying breakfast in the kitchen?

Mika: Huh? Kitchen…?

Ah, yer right! This is the kitchen! Why am I in a place like this?

Shu: ……

Mika: Huh? Why’re you makin’ such a scary face, Oshi-san?

Shu: Kagehira! So you were half-asleep! Really shows how much you’re slacking off, even though it’s a very vital time to perfect the quality of our new song.

Mika: Ehh~? But I didn’t mean that at all! I only jus’ noticed I’m here!

Shu: That’s what people call being “half-asleep”.

Mika: Nnah~… I guess I really was half-asleep. Though it doesn’t feel like I was…

Shu: Non! My goodness… Focus more on Valkyrie, and be more careful from hereon.

You best prepare yourself for today’s practice as I’m going to make it particularly tough. We’ll be fixing this before it gets out of control.

We’ve got no time to waste. We’re heading straight to the ES building to begin practice, now.

Location: Dance Room

Mika: ♪~ ♪~—

Shu: ……

Mika: …Finished.

Shu: A-Absolutely spectacular! Kagehira! To think you have improved so much just in the span between yesterday and today…!

Shu: It was as if you were actually a doll. You’re more like a doll than you were in Valkyrie one year ago! Very well done!

Hmm. It’d be no good if the set would hinder Kagehira’s choreography however… In that case, how could the set be changed to better suit him here…

Ah, yes. If we implement that idea I struggled to include during the conceptual stage, then… *mumble mumble*

Mika: ……

Shu: Hm? Ah, my apologies. I’d accidentally gotten stuck in my own world there.

Acanthe is of your creation as well, Kagehira. Therefore, it only makes sense that we discuss this together.

I’d like to modify the set to better suit your acting ability. Is that okay with you?

Mika: …Okay.

Shu: Then, leave the set to me! Alongside my direction, I shall make it more splendid than ever before!

Mika: ……

Shu: ? Kagehira?

You’ve been looking rather drained since a bit ago… Are you tired, perhaps?

Well, you must have been working very hard outside of practice in order to show results of this degree.

Don’t worry. How about we end today’s practice here? I’d like to begin working on improving the set right away, so it works out.

Kagehira. Return to your room and take it easy.

Mika: ……

Shu: ? This really is quite the strange state to see Kagehira in. I’ve never seen him so quiet before.

Well… After I finish up my work, I suppose I’ll go check on him.

Now then. I’ll return to my room and think over the set and direction—Ah, that’s right, I also must begin drafting a concept for our outfit as well…

Then in that case, it’d be best for me to head to the ES costume room. That place gives me a great peace of mind.

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[gurugirl]

How are you today Guru? I feel like you get so many anons just venting about life and you give advice and are the sweetest angel to us for doing so (i'm one of the asks that vented and you gave me some solid advice). But what about you? Are you taking care of yourself? Feeling good about life? Need to vent?

I was prompted to send this after seeing your reblog about what you do as a former Christian and found this very enlightening about you. I had no idea.

Hi my love! How kind of you 🥺 It means to much sometimes to be asked how we are so I really appreciate it.

I'm all right! It's lovely here in central mexico. The sun is shining and the birds are chirping. Jasmine is blooming and my whole neighborhood is super fragrant right now with these gorgeous bright flowers popping up everywhere. Took my dog on a nice long walk and watched him play with a puppy (my dog is an old man now so his hips need a break for the rest of the day but he sure enjoyed himself).

I also got a big pot of soup going early in the day and the house smells delicious. I used cola de res (oxtail) and some other special ingredients so the soup has another 5 or so hours to go before all that meat is broken down and easy to eat.

I'm busy with schoolwork this week too. I have some big projects due tomorrow and I'm biting my nails and a nervous wreck and trying to do it well and turn it in on time and I have a feeling things aren't going to go as well I hoped so I'm upset about that but I'll get the grade I deserve I suppose.

As for venting about things? I'm not going to get into super personal details but I'm going to be vulnerable here for a minute...

I have a little brother (who's now much bigger than me lol) and he's not doing well at the moment and I'm kind of all over the place emotionally for the last couple of weeks and it's affecting how I respond to all kinds of things (I'm very up and down right now). I love him so deeply and we have a very close bond but he's always struggled with certain things and it's due to trauma and abuse (I wound up much luckier than him on a lot of levels but it's part of why we are close and appreciate one another so much) so now as an adult he's just struggling with life and there's not much I can do to help him. Like some months he's okay and others he's not and I'm always on edge wondering if I'm going to get a call that he's gone and I know it's terrible to think that way but it's a very possible reality based on his past. He did text me a few days ago - just a simple one line text that said he loves me and misses me and that was it but it meant a lot to me to see that.

Phew... so that's it! Things are good for many reasons but also very sad for others.

Thank you anon!!

xoxo

[jewwyfeesh]

Recollections And Heartfelt Wishes 4

Writer: Mitsuki

Character(s): Oogami Koga, Kiryu Kuro, Nito Nazuna, Otogari Adonis, Mashiro Tomoya

Translated by: stcrfeesh

CN/EN Proof by: jewwyfeesh

Nazuna: You don’t wanna scare the kids away, right? Why don’t you try dressing up as a mascot?

Season: Summer Location: Amusement Park Stage

Koga: Whew… Playin’ the entire mornin’s pretty tiring too, huh. I mean, I’m not hungry, since I bought snacks while I was at it. I just need to look for a place to rest, that’s all.

Adonis: Hm. This place sells quality meat, I could already smell the fragrance from a mile away. I couldn’t help but want to try them all…

All the rides here are pretty interesting too. Whether it’s an adult or a child, anyone would enjoy it.

Oogami, thanks for inviting me here today.

Koga: Man, what are you even thankin’ me for~ ‘Sides, Kiryu-senpai gave me these tickets, and I don’t wanna be ungrateful, so let’s have some fun today, a’ight?

Lemme take a look at the map… right now, we’re probably near the stage area. There clearly ain’t any performances goin’ on up there, but a bunch of people are all gathered ‘round.

Adonis: Really…? But there’s nothing on the brochure about any performances being held at this time either. Could there be a different event?

Nazuna: …… ♪

Adonis: Huh? That guy below the stage distributing flyers to people, isn’t that Nito-senpai?

There’s a group of kids playing with the mascot next to him too. They seem like they’re having fun.

Koga: Well, no shit… We should probably go there and greet senpai, but it looks like that guy’s busy. He might not have the time to entertain us.…?

Why’s that mascot walking towards us? Could it be that someone else from Ra*bits is wearin’ that mascot?

Adonis: Based on the height of that thing, I wouldn’t say it could be…

Kuro: Phew… I could finally take a breather… this thing’s pretty hot to be in if you wear it for too long.

Oh, Oogami, Otogari, are the both of you havin’ fun?

Adonis: Kiryu-senpai…?

Koga: Huh… I already guessed that you’d probably show up today, but I didn’t think you’d show up like this, in a mascot… I think it’s a fresh look on you.

Kuro: Haha, ya think so? To be honest, I never thought that I’d be dressin’ up as a mascot at an amusement park either.

[An hour ago.]

Nazuna: Kuro-chin! Thanks for watching us perform today! I immediately spotted you from the crowd earlier, you know~

Kuro: Haha, you guys did great today, Nito. Who knew it would suit Ra*bits to perform at an amusement park? The atmosphere instantly became lively, even.

Nazuna: Well, we did practise for hours so we could do well on this gig. Just being able to see everyone with the biggest smiles on their faces, is already the best reward we could receive ♪

Tomoya: Nii~chan! Uhm, uh… could I talk to you about something for a sec?

So, you see, when I went to meet with the amusement park’s staff earlier, they asked us for an extension with promoting the special event they’ll be hosting this Summer since our performance earlier garnered a good response from the audience, and all.

The thing is, Hajime and Mitsuru won’t be able to stay any longer since they still have work scheduled for later. I was sceptical about accepting the job, cause what if it would be too much for just you and me to handle…

Nazuna: Hm… This side of the park is much more crowded compared to anywhere else, so it might not be doable if it’s just us both…

Though, this could also be a great opportunity to promote Ra*bits… We also attracted a bunch of people that could be potential fans during our performance earlier. If this is the case, then it would be better to go with the flow of things.

It might be difficult, yeah, but if we give it our all—

Kuro: Ah, I more or less understand your predicament. Your issue here is that you lack manpower. Let me help you out, then.

Nazuna: Huh? No way! How could I possibly make you do that? I invited you here to have fun, not get you to work with me!

Kuro: You don’t have to worry about that. I could visit the amusement park anytime if I wanted to. What isn’t acceptable is turnin’ a blind eye to a friend who’s clearly in need.

Nazuna: Well, if you say so… thanks, Kuro-chin! Uhuu, I really don’t know how else to properly thank you…!

Kuro: Haha, ‘sno problem. Anyways, why don’t ya tell me what needs to be done?

Tomoya: I already talked things through with the staff, would you mind if we did things like this?

Kiryu-senpai, you and I would be stationed at the opposite ends of the plaza distributing balloons, and then Nii~chan who’s got more experience with this will handle the distribution of flyers and answer any follow-up questions the people might have about the event.

Kuro: A’ight, roger that. Don’t worry, I’ve got this.

Nazuna: Everything’s settled, then! Let’s do our best, everyone ♪

Kuro: (Usin’ balloons for promotion… that does make sense. After all, kids would probably prefer cute things like these over a flyer.)

(If that’s the case, then it shouldn’t be a problem to strike up a conversation first, would it?)

Hey there, bud. This blue balloon’s for ya, I hope you have lots of fun today.

…Oi, don’t run backwards! You might… fall…

……

Nazuna: Kuro-chin, you don’t seem to be into this… Don’t force yourself, okay?

Kuro: …Sorry, Nito. I don’t think ‘m suitable for this type of job after all…

I really tried my best to put on the kindest smile I could muster, but in the end, no one wanted a balloon from me… Hell, I even scared a kid to tears.

His parents assured me and said t’was all good, but I still couldn’t help but feel awful.

Nazuna: No, no, you don’t have to feel bad, you did nothing wrong. It’s actually my fault for not thinking things through…

(No, I won’t have it! I can’t let Kuro-chin leave here with a bad memory! He’s the kindest, most gentle guy I know… how can I make everyone else see that…?)

…I’ve got it! We could try that!

You don’t wanna scare the kids away, right? Why don’t you try dressing up as a mascot?

Kuro: So that’s how I ended up lookin’ like this.

A’ight, I should probably go back to help ‘em out. It’s still quite early, you guys should go around and enjoy the park.

Adonis: Are you really going to be alright, Kiryu-senpai? You’ve barely even rested.

Kuro: Haha, don’t underestimate my strength, buddy. This thing’s got nothin’ on the intense trainin’ I always do.

Though, I dunno what’s goin’ on Mashiro’s end, he seems to have more balloons left to give away. I’ll try to check up on him and help him out in a bit.

Koga: Oi! If it’s manpower you need, then you already should’ve just said so! I literally have nothin’ else to do!

Promotin’ shit’s a piece of cake to me! Either way, me just acceptin’ those tickets from ya, ain’t sittin’ right with me.

Adonis: Oogami’s right. Many hands do make light work, after all. Besides, I want to help senpai out too, so please leave this to me.

Kuro: Haha, you guys are pretty insistent, huh. Well, if you guys really insist, follow me.

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[ohleander]

6.27.25

I had a spare moment this morning and I thought that I could write for a short spell. The sunlight is coming through my back bedroom window. It only does this in the summertime. I really love watching how the sunlight changes along the forest. I'm hoping that today will be a good one. I'll finally get to see all the crew who have been gone on vacations. Its been a hard week and I've been trying to be real about it and also not put too much 'blame' on those who've been gone. Theres been so much going on, though. Its been frazzling, but we will get it. I really want to chill. It's been quite a stressful week and I've also started my cycle this week too. Its been a challenging time, but I'm pretty good at moving through challenge. I am tired out, though! But alas, I am the leader and I must be cool as a cucumber all the time. I want to be as chill as possible, mostly so that I can think. I'd like to think more slowly, feel less rushed by others. I recognize its not so easy to change, I am an emotional creature! And thats okay.

I find that I probably have so much more to write out on my mind. Theres been a lot in my mind recently thats been hard to get out. I'm excited to see my friends today and I'm hoping we can all get back to a more stable schedule. I forget the challenges that summertime brings. Overall, I think it should be a good day. I feel less pressure this morning than I have the rest of my mornings this week. Also looking forward to the temperatures going down a smidge next week. Instead of being in the 100s its only gonna be in the 80's/90's. Phew! I'm honestly so ready for a dip in the pool.

Anyway, here are my final reminders for the day.

Breathe! Deep breathing. Try to think as slowly as possible. Listen, do not feel rushed. Try to come out of it as simply as possible. Listen. Do not talk over people. If they keep talking, let them talk. Try not to rush it so much.

LA <3

[hrtsmom]

5/22 Thursday noon

All set up without much time to spare. And grateful to be sitting down because, of course, I have a brand-new cold and it’s kicking my ass. Great timing. So it goes.

Anyway, Debi is definitely not here. And unless she’s using a different name, neither is Terri Pray. Her I will not miss.

The book situation on my table is ridiculous. There really isn’t room on the rack for 16 books, but such is life.

Also they finally updated the vendor list, and one vendor is designated as CoreCon Artist of the Year. I don’t know what one does to get that designation, except I do know it isn’t “show up every damn year since the very beginning in 2009”. Am I jealous? Very well then; I shall be jealous. Won’t be the first time.

I forgot to bring my other copy of Captive with me, the one I’m reading for my timeline notes. I’ll have to do that tomorrow. I’ve already found a major time inconsistency, which if I explain it at all would have to involve time travel. I mean it is entirely possible, I suppose. The alternative would be to put the inconsistent scene somewhere else. But since as far as I’m aware nobody’s actually read Captive yet, it’s not urgent.

I decided I’m going to have to redesign a bunch of my bracelets that are way too big for me now. Either that or put them back in the shop. It annoys me to have them sliding halfway up to my elbow, and I’m always afraid they’re going to just slide off over my hand when I’m not paying attention.

I got my Librarians prize package yesterday. I’m supposed to put all the stuff in the library on Sunday. But I really want to read the books first. I figure I can get through at least one of them this weekend.

12:57 PM

Hoo golly. The first person to ask about my books and his question was “Ever ghostwrite?” Because he has the ideas but isn’t good at writing them . . . I couldn’t compose a polite refusal, so I let him take my card and he left. sigh.

The woman from the table next to mine complimented me on how quickly I got everything set up and my “calm energy”. If she could have seen inside my mind . . . But I guess after having done this a couple dozen times, and not having a whole lot of stuff to deal with in the first place, it’s fairly simple.

My stomach is not happy with me after all the medicines I’ve taken today. In addition to my usuals, I’ve also taken Dayquil, Immodium, and a vitamin C. So now I need some ginger.

The Bluesky app isn’t working for me for some reason. I’ve already uninstalled and reinstalled it once today. And it’s not the wifi connection, because that’s working fine for the rest of the phone. Irritating.

2:46 PM

Phew. Turns out it would cost $75 for me to get Matt Frewer’s autograph on my DVD. I thought it might cost something, but holy cow! Just as well I’d already decided I’m not going to be able to do it anyway.

3:24 PM

Cold and bored, but managing to stay awake anyway. A few lookers so far, but no serious interest.

one copy Now and Then $6

butterfly crystals charm $6.50

sweet bluebird charm $6.50

[plumblossomcafe]

Ch.70: The Samsara of the Sabzeruz Festival

A flashback is briefly shown as Aether, Y/n, and Paimon finish remembering by Nahida and the real Dunyarzad

Paimon: Paimon remembers everything!

Nahida: ...Good, you adapted quickly this time

Aether: We've been implanted with another form of the terminals?

Y/n: So, we failed at severing our connections with them?

Paimon: But now, we can at least confirm one thing: The Akasha definitely has something to do with whatever's trapping us in this cycle! Paimon doesn't get it... Why would the Akasha go this far if all it wants is everybody's wisdom?

Nahida: It's extremely difficult for lab rats in an experiment to understand why they're being treated the way they are.

Paimon: If we're lab rats, then what are you? Nahida, you've never told us anything about yourself...

Nahida: Hmm... I guess I'm the Moon.

Paimon: The Moon? Wasn't that the result of our divination?

Y/n: ...

Nahida: Anyway, knowing who I am won't help you get closer to the truth, so you should focus on other things. Don't get distracted and miss any clues~

Paimon: Okay then... Dehya helped us a lot yesterday, so let's go find her. If Paimon's reading the time correctly, those kidnappers should be showing up soon.

The scene changes as the attempt on kidnaping Dunyarzad appears once more

Dehya: Ah, there you are. I've already taken care of those kidnappers. My lady, did you get hurt?

Y/n: Hold on, something's not right...

Paimon: Eh? Dehya!?

Dehya: What's wrong? Why are you both gawking at me like that?

Paimon: Y—You didn't get hurt this time!?

Dehya: Huh? What do you mean, "this time"? Why are you so surprised that I managed to get out unscathed? Those kids were amateurs.

Y/n: Aren't you still getting used to your new greatsword? Your unfamiliarity usually lands you some scratches.

Dehya: Shhh... How did you know about my greatsword? I haven't told anyone about it. Please don't tell Miss Dunyarzad!

Paimon: So Dehya's lost her memories after all...

Aether: During your battle... Did anything feel strange?

Dehya: Anything strange...? You already know that I got a new greatsword. Hmm... if I had to say something, it's weird how such a new weapon could feel so familiar. It's as if... I've already used it to fight a countless number of battles.

Paimon: You're saying that although you don't remember using it, your body... feels like it does?

Dehya: That's right. Both mercenaries and warriors heavily rely on muscle memory. Only knowing the theory of battle won't get you anywhere.

Paimon: Aether, Y/n, what do you guys think?

Y/n: Could it be because we removed our Akasha Terminals?

Aether: Though, this has never happened before...

Paimon: Yeah, Paimon's feeling really hopeful!

Y/n: Is it possible that... we have already broken free?

Paimon: Ooh, you're right! Earlier in the samsara, something like this would've never happened.

Y/n: We'll know for sure at the end of the day.

Dehya: I have no clue what you three are talking about, but it's still dangerous here, so—

Paimon: So you want us to take Dunyarzad somewhere else to rest while you check if there are still more kidnappers around. Right?

Dehya: How did you know what I was gonna say...? Can you read minds?

Paimon: Forget it, go and do your thing.

Paimon: ...Phew, it's finally nighttime. Aside from Dehya not getting injured, everything seems to have stayed the same. Listen, Nahida! We found out that Dehya got out just fine today, even though she got injured every other time she fought the kidnappers. Do you think the samsara has been broken? Have we saved Dunyarzad?

Nahida: Really? Good job on all that progress. Get some good sleep tonight.

Paimon: Hey, what kind of an answer is that?

Nahida: "Tomorrow will come." Everyone assumes this as common knowledge, but the only way you can know that for sure is if you experience tomorrow. How many "today"s has it been? Is it possible that "today" will be followed by "yesterday"? Does "tomorrow" truly exist as anything beyond a made-up concept? It's even possible that this entire world is a lie, and the history of the whole world has just been one endless Sabzeruz Festival.

Paimon: Okay, okay, no more! Paimon's brain has already shut down!

Nahida: Hehe... That's why it makes no sense to waste your energy thinking about things you will learn tomorrow. Get some good rest! Ya know... Use the bathroom and flush your anxiety dookie away~

Paimon: Huh? Hold on, what did you just say? Did Paimon hear you correctly?

Nahida: Hm? People always say they feel a sense of relief after they take a dook-dook. That's why I suggested you could try that. Is that so strange?

Paimon: Ugh... It's so strange and so against common sense that Paimon is at a loss for words... You were sounding kinda smart just a minute ago!

Y/n: ...We're going to go get some rest. "I feel more tired, my body feels weaker than normal"

Paimon: Yeah... Even though it's happy and lively at the Sabzeruz Festival every day, it feels like it's been a long time since we've really gotten to relax. Let's go back to our room.

Once more, a plan has been set in motion somewhere unknown to them...

???: *beep* Continue the harvest. Compared to what we stand to achieve, these sacrifices are trivial.