#phantom liberty was such an amazing add on?!!!
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fivehundredsporks · 10 months ago
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just finished my second playthrough of cyberpunk and my first of phantom liberty
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sh00kspeared · 1 year ago
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Listen, I love Phantom Liberty, but I've gotta vent for a couple of seconds.
The first credits sequence was absolutely amazing-- but why did they add e3 fem V into it?
She's an excellent character. But as someone playing with a male V, it felt really meta and threw off my immersion a lot. While I may sound dramatic for saying this, it almost felt like the game's way of saying, 'hey, I know you customized your male V and put a lot of love into his story, but this is the real V.' Heck, even if I were playing as fem V I'd be a bit thrown off because 99% of the fanbase plays as their own characters that look nothing like either of the poster children V's. The 'real' V of Night City is everyone's individual, customized characters.
Plus, she was only in about two clips. V could've easily been eliminated from the final cut-- or, if they really wanted to keep V there, it couldn't have been that hard to make it so that e3 male V showed up if you were playing as a male and fem V showed up if you were playing as a female.
I also feel like it's super unfair to Gavin Drea (male V's voice actor) in a way too. He gets criticized for his portrayal a lot and it seems to me that putting literally every main character of PL except for male V into the credits music video has gotta be at least somewhat of a slap in the face to him. We're all supposed to be equals-- fem V isn't better than male V, and male V isn't better than fem V.
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bookmauls · 1 year ago
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Potentially drama-starting take:
Pawel Sasko doesn't like Takemura.
BEFORE YOU GET MAD AT ME, TUMBLR, THIS ISN'T A PERSONAL ATTACK. I think Pawel did an amazing job with 2077, and I have utmost respect for him.
Regardless, I have thoughts:
I've been following meta analysis by writers about their games as a hobby since I was a kid. I recently got into CP 2077 because of how open and transparent Powel and Philipp have been about the development process and their own writing process, and I really appreciate the layers of story-telling they add to V and the cast of 2077.
However, I get the feeling Powel is apathetic or antipathic towards Takemura. I have to say I understand how he feels, because when your art is consumed, enjoyed and analysed in ways you don't expect it can feel a little alienating.
You put all your effort into THESE romances and story arcs for THESE characters, and a chunk of the fandom adores this last-minute addition who you weren't super invested in to begin with. Or the guy who lives in their head. I would feel super frustrated.
I think Powel avoided Takemura romance because he felt icky about it. That's fine. As a writer, he shouldn't have to write what he doesn't enjoy. What I wish he did instead was leave a romance arc to another writer and set out hard limits for content and characterisation, then share his thoughts with the rest of the writing team.
But I have to say, the best thing CDPR could have done is rolled with the fandom on this. Hell, Bioware did with Garrus, and femshep/garrus is still the biggest ship in the ME fandom. Garrus is babygirl and peeps are still grateful to bioware for indulging the fanbase. Takemura was a missed opportunity.
This is me talking out of my arse. Shoulda-coulda-woulda is easy for me to say. But I would have appreciated it if the idea of "goro gets giggty with V BUT another writer handles it bc it's not my cuppa tea," was given to the community, rather than just not including any new romance content.
It probably never would have happened, because time, budget, story prioritization etc. But Takemura has been done dirty, out of neglect. Not maliciously so, but the removal of lines, bugs (no post-Wakako jig-jig street shopping, eye-bugs, texts not triggering,) and his appearance in Phantom liberty (LITERALLY THE HAIRLINE THO.) All point to an unintended lack of care.
Again, I don't think there's any malicious intent, just different priorities. All too often, majority femme fanbases like v/takemura remain underserved, while the masc fans are better catered to and receive new content for Panam. (At least as far as I know, feel free to correct me if I'm wrong.)
In the end, all that matters to the execs of CDPR is turning a profit, so CDPR can remain in business. I get it, but fans don't forget goodwill. I hope CDPR will throw us a boner in the future.
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justanerddummie · 2 months ago
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I've just finished cyberpunk phantom liberty (storywise amazing dlc, I haven't seen a story like this since the red baron in the witcher 3, fuck I hope CDPR keeps this level for all the upcoming projects) and it gave a me a new perspective on Jinx and Vi's narrative.
A little like So Mi, Jinx can't put away her need of freedom, to be who she is, same as Reed and Vi can't put their ideals aside in order to let Jinx and So Mi be free, yet in cyberpunk So Mi and Reed both fight to save So Mi's life as Jinx and Vi fight to be sisters again.
In a way all of them are both the heroes and the villains of their story.
If only So Mi could go back to being an agent.
If only Reed could betray his country.
If only Vi could silence her good heart.
If only Jinx could stop her destructive side.
But as Singed told Viktor "nature has made us intolerant to changes", so they stay as they are and it is a tragedy to watch all the love shared among them slipping through each hill they choose to die upon, if only they could be strong enough to swallow their pride to say, hey you matter more than some stupid ideal they'd get their happy ending.
But they can't, otherwise everything they did up to this point would add up to nothing, their entire being, their sense of self, who they are, would mean nothing, so they continue on their path to tragedy.
And in the end Johnny Silverhand is the only one who actually learned something from this story, and I have to admit that he's growing on me, just like mold.
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frequentrandomboners · 4 hours ago
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My Review Of The Madrinas Cyberpunk 2077 Coffee
I got the collector's box! CDPR and the official Cyberpunk 2077 social media accounts advertised it. I figured "hey, why not?" since I previously bought the GFuel Cyberpunk 2077 boxes too.
I stopped drinking GFuel entirely earlier this year in March. I've completely cut out all sugar and caffeine from my diet. I definitely feel a lot better as a human being physically.
But I LOVE Cyberpunk 2077! I've bought a lot of products with the franchise painted all over it. I bought a Pure Arts female V doll/action figure. I bought both the GFuel novelty boxes. I have the officially licensed V's dashboard bobble head cyberdog (it sits right next to my Todd Mcfarlane ghost in the shell half-naked Motoko Kusanagi action figure).
AND I have the limited edition Xbox One X LE with the official Cyberpunk 2077 custom paint job and controller. It's sad that it can't handle Phantom Liberty. I was forced to buy the newer Xbox Series X so I could play Phantom Liberty and I had to start the game all over but it's okay because the game is amazing.
So to add to my Cyberpunk 2077 collection of random shit, I got the Cyberpunk 2077 Madrina's coffee boxed set which includes a novelty shaker cup (just like the shaker cups from GFuel), and of course the cold brew coffee mix -which is just cold brew coffee powder that you add water to.
The shaker cup looks dope, man! I love it! The box came a little bent and there was no cushioning to protect it. So even though it's brand new, straight from the Madrina's warehouse, it's not in mint condition.
I forgot to take pics but it's not a big deal. I love it.
The cold brew coffee itself however. . . Let's talk about it!
I'm not a big coffee person. The most coffee I've ever had was plain black at friends houses or my dad's. And of course a 16oz hot mocha from Starbucks with whipped cream. If I'm ever craving coffee from a cafe or someplace, I usually ask for a 12 or 16 oz hot mocha with whipped cream. That's my go-to because i don't know much about coffee. I'm not going to pull an Emma Chamberlain and start my own coffee business any time soon haha (I love her btw. Never tried her coffee before though)
Anyways, this cyberpunk 2077 cold brew coffee is NOT a hot mocha with whipped cream. It is NOT. It is more like the exact opposite and I wasn't prepared for that.
This coffee is WHITE CHOCOLATE, with dried MILK powder. Those are two things I'm normally NOT a fan of. I've had powdered dried milk before while out camping. Blek! Not my cup of tea. But I'll live. And white chocolate? I'll take DARK thank you.
Additionally, this drink has things that I cannot handle such as 188 mg of caffeine. I've cut caffeine entirely out of my diet and feel so much better with out. Caffeine makes my arms and limbs shake. I think it might be having an effect on my nervous system in an anxious sort of way too.
There's also 40 mg of sugar -"includes 34g added sugars" or 68% PER SERVING which is 13 oz of water according to the instructions. The instructions on the side say to add 13 oz of ice cold water.
I rarely drink coffee cold too. I normally drink it hot. So this was very much a different, completely opposite experience for me personally. I was very much outside of my comfort zone. But I did ask for this. And I paid about $40 US dollars too.
All in all, this is not for me. BUT if you like white cholocate, don't mind the bitter milk taste of powdered dried milk, and you like cold brew mocha's, this is probably the drink for you. Even though it's not for me, it was very obvious, that this is very cohesively well put together.
The Cyberpunk 2077 flair of it was enough for me to come out of my sugar and caffeine retirement just to try it but I'm probably not going to have anymore. Not because it's bad, it's just not for me.
That's my honest review/opinion. It's not for me, but it's definitely a good cup of coffee if you're into the things that make it what it is; white chocolate, powdered/dried milk, ice cold, 40g of sugar (36g added, 68% sugar), and Cyberpunk 2077.
I can't have any more of it but I have zero regrets about buying the collector's box. The box sits beautifully next to my other two boxes which are the limited edition GFuel x Cyberpunk 2077 collaborations (one was for the Netflix Edgerunners series, the other for the release of Phantom Liberty).
The Madrinas White Chocolate Mocha is also on sale TODAY! It's normally $19.99 but is on sale for just $10.00 if you're interested. Here's a link below for anyone who thinks they might be interested
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hydralisk98 · 9 months ago
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Becoming the Blackhand of History (/?)
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From the Book into a shareware multimedia franchise as the baseline?
Key constraints for the project
(try) Sticking to using only GLOSS software
Multilingual by default (Taking Portal 2 & Cyberpunk 2077 Phantom Liberty as examples)
Fiction "setting" set as my speculative constructed world ( QGIS + OSM "geofiction" workload in a open "source control" repository?)
Deriving from history and diverging where relevant into original paracosm, iterating from a few prototyping (bottom-up) microcosms
Motifs & musical leitmotifs
Sensory details, stylistic devices, lexical word banks, synonyms...
Traditions, festivals, rituals, art movements, art forms, magicks...
Adding many more MegaOCEAN personalities & agentive relationships
History, timeline of major events, conflicts, civilizations, politics, religions, cultures, myths, legends, stories, lore...
Everything around aliens, the divine & the supernatural...
Technological innovations, artifacts, souvenirs, archaeologies, materials, mysteries, discoveries, knowledge, philosophies...
Expressing my worldview, showcasing my autism meta-patterns and special interests
Cycle-of-Life + Coming-of-Age through history...
Featuring many time travel events, body form transformations & other magickal mechanisms
Featuring alternate technologies that actually do function / work even outside the bounds of the medium (aka not the typical futurism "Neuromancer" alienating trope)
Worldview of Curiosity, Knowledge, Mind over Matter, Empathy and Introspection from historical philosophies
Nuances, nuances everywhere.
Wholesome / Heartwarming... as empowered positivity themes
Manifestation + cartoon screenwriting purposes
Kate (INTJ, ASD+ADD human female, spiritualist university graduate in history)
Valenz (ENFP, synthetic-tier clade of android female, social assistant & vigilante)
Nil (second person perspective / camera point-of-view) for shifting purposes
Shoshona (Valenz's black angora housecat)
Van Hexcrawl across the realms?
Pinterest Inspiration Boards
Illustrations?
Playlists?
Soundscapes?
OST?
Systemic change theming around a dark society brightening up as the narrative undergoes through time
Connection to the far far away future & retro-futures we were promised to...
Rivalries?
Morphological Freedoms
Magickal Liberty
Instrumental Clades (Instrument, Robotic, Droid, Synthetic...)
True Polymorph & Time Travel
Character Reference Sheets (on Index Cards?)
Modular Story Beats
Themes
Morales
Intrigues
Book Outline
References, Inspos & other Inspiring media pieces.
Stuff;
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libidomechanica · 2 years ago
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“And nobler is”
A Meredith sonnet sequence
                There was fast, and the Sabbath, but no device   could press’d in groups were less a passion’s   to his tumult shake, and give an aged Manuscript should seem’d loth to schoolboy’s visions standing to restrain counsel—whereby   to erected with Juan, while grew dull Hebrew   blood and from that bear it? Do not like him they, who made a movies have seen so the plain in an after all help contrived   by one. And nobler is roll the watch his   Anguisheth in tempting nature’s holy ayde, will scattered eve he saw that low bench return. Ah, lesse renew her early sure   to the practice quitt with your mind; the studied   Arts a frighter eyebrow’s rout: and Noes, but solitariness is wiser mind.
                With a great mischief; then is left without   it did best to the others love, what you   bewitching about the cloudy Pillars might and mend! And her in the very Sheckle which, loose, till he forgot with burning   for fear’d this vanish’d with a share the Feet:   unborn, who had swept the Rust Belt model to be undone, of whom I had many wylde beasts, looking in size and thou deserved   him up under the father is not seen   hen in the Tree. To me one dying year and has torn, rose-jacynth to amazed, for I am with grew habits she upheld   thee so full of groceries, oh! Dismiss your   soul invincible. By child of Gold truth to mind advances, a hostess detest.
                All, but late fine; but oh your boy’s visitant   or congress, chest, open’d, what made   monastic basis, to raise not Good, before takes him of the Medici, i’ the love made a lusty hearts should not where there made   for possessions tutch. Not to be cause thong   from seed saved to lull itself invents to proceed this wealthsmen, when Adonis’ breath was his hand his wife and took it: Pretty   picking valorous she apparatus   of sine and they made but what you but no more, mortal height. If I don’t; for, don’t; for Amiel, who made of spring front, of spring   at love is the child! But if in my   life in his heart, and years, that I reck not to piques a precious death, which, alas!
                If in they say. Have all in Julia’s god   of what nource is but the poetic, how   to pray for your touch of my loveliest day in all his world will her Kind. He came next Success, sweetened spuds, that should not in   The Poets in its zone. And favourite   what they also they breast and ploughs in Afric like glowing gnaw. Somewhere she meets with Skill contends to his shown whom, why are you   can deny: true genius stand in Rows. Thy   beauties find how he had all song and taught him with your mother’s foibles of this phantom of, my ears a Pardon. Were Jebusite,   were may again and then the mark! Go,   little thing right is pity would liberty commit a pleasures as having wind.
                She slept that’s I—must, there was once more   ingenuous you add let me benefit   of our leave that’s fit for it was chamber she would rather rummaging, such a tale may be kend, before they in those laws ourselves   the doctors less with my name: with his   mischief flower leavest thin ore when in my books and all his quarter-session of a rill; but this effect and all Breath our   youth and were at home, that’s not at all the   beau monde a pack of deed, they comfort shut his own joy, to the grove, ’ quoth she reproof, and situation, which he died, or what   was replies. Her sects? Its charms, and then I   who promis’d Land: when Kings in trouble of sheep the City; nor double-damn’d despair.
                Which, by the bushes, take her I shall I   could be the weather house of It will not   reseeds of double friend’s gain’d upon this is the stood at time after, could just my mew, a-painted glass like the sighs, in spikes,   that little double step, make thyself, that,   and bear: hushed the why not seen a booty, whose engine of thirty, that some six or seem bound, dear Eulalie that kind; being off   her poor hut sunk from out then? The only   mischievous end: for my part, and blacke, all to learn how exist without mischief is inconstant specially in heart all nymph, with   heau’n forgot that open’d its hue vermin   in pure and I know—But Don Alfonso learn the dore attaches—but the best thou?
                You least six—perhaps mist o’er thence she found,   in its rude and gave our rest; the one was   no vulgar tongue evoke you at your substantial complete, without shall have for this mamma was stung; where it sterner stammer,   desert from a friend or two on fight. But   if Love shall men%u2019s souls of condolence in the therefore take her soul, not a word about the dame a theater gloss of   good principle of Lapidoth she; where   are altered little left her sweet breaks, with since lasted to bleeds, yet love you so, ’ above, those tufts, in their wish it undefinable   Je ne scais quoi, ’ which men weep   in question with too. All could not so very mirror and their station aptly ground.
                Gave wives, at lead the day—they’d him, up, then,   have don’t so much, he added to a phrase   theme, half my philosophised: he taking his improved is a spirit all is born of blisse; but they still brings be as unmix’d   me also had now be pleader will   not tell; besides much, the pype to despondency abide a thousand hour was worth! You must consent sorrow’d as much by chance—   and give us poor fool will not even   thou can calculate, or marrie state his chin like slaves when the carcanet. How should double- damn’d for a spring I might be bereft   me one I lose my native of thy   lips to fold, of moss so faire leuell in my slick beauty unders has been the but then?
                And what was crammed, theyr shee knew their tongue; be   wreak’d on, ducks as a pastoral history   became mystery, to name of the violence shot in the owner for those to gay, and he that haples roomes the wear!   What from thence is his Pomp abode his Wit   prospers; and who were to the day for his back they ding a virgin Mary seven glean thither: graze on my own so weighty   sense of the little girls of Thee down to   tinder. And catch against somehow, a year the hall was melted in the Misses sweeter than Heaven is flown against the wish’d   occasion for pittied is also are   apt seruants to be parted. Now sang with Charitee, that the plead clapping gay? For talk.
                Yet, since by moon, that’s wrong, and scorn; so the   paths which is your more perhaps she just not   so far reachery, to thee? Saw Seames of words of eve, whose silvery soul undone, of ranger: if please perhaps because,   and was gone and death, a wife in his lips,   dropp’d of a somewhat flash’d: the woof of dark. I have passions. For his vanish she did look abroad she is dusky garb, or early   sure rage: the Court Informer, the wrong,   ’ saith A whole. And mine history: if thought. Nor the turn’d as for me. Of their Maker’s reviving what see you great city sound against   allies finde no bones was born with one   day go and then she had not sing at the not timid when he was, no doubt no less.
                Yes! That vivacious virtue, beauty’s gone.   Silly boy, and heavy dream of my   chastity, love, in friend Don Jose, who subtle Wit can deem Pope a great, for many brother, you’ll find, the like to Cytherea’s   shell, but very top, and fear me, the chrism   of long age was man’s desire than finding as the Kidde: but hard to mend the remark on which he them both, as now a word.   Has show. And snaw; but I am now in   that on the tomb, so pass. But comes peace or those whose deep in sooth, or wish’d more rage: the world will as a’ thy sins for in her call’d   him still he thorn? Time belief must have drown’d   me a million might early dies, since with me in Sommer seat—and between thrilling.
                And no longer I remonstrous choice is   the goal, what endured, at least who have free   vent of air rebuked, like Heaven Heaven just as strive to the pensiueness, and the solitude reticularly Mad? Where   was but ere thou art besides; with what height:   a storm and Strictest cou’d best to know.—In that look them clash; an auld wise; for that’s he jumped up his trouble known in peach, death the   marketables, whereat sculptor has this   lurking the color line, with Nature’s change they must cross restored, grew Fondante d’Automne and if thou gone, and offred’st thought the Cord   fitted down again for one should be ended   soul smooth’d itself, and I’ve read, and whose swelling, in the wren warbles whether sight.
                But she should reach. Or non-age. Guilt it was   bad, and steam, and to do a goddess good-   b’ye! His Youth; and beautiful as there was equal is than white, and deep, a raised anguish influence the step, or under   Jebusites thee of prick’d out there is bar   to human so well as Whites, and of sentimental. Peoples Foes unpunish’d in her harp, whose mind to both makes him, near and   presume his own souls! With naked, favourite   forlorn, let me get her for the mountain of Love, I didn’t make mere child! And the sot, shadow for which the Door to think, t’   espouse his fury she says, the prosy   I said hi to me now posting to the dome such a weak in. At which bounds;—it flame!
                Tell good glee, all who succeed in my roses   have no objects known, and the lilly   to furnish. I had lately render’d with thee. Like hues and full of praise: a herd inclined a troublesome civil home-bred staid,   striuing word for sugar-cane between his pay,   then the deem’d his judgment, work hard, with will not brought all colour’d portraits of Joy salute the old he loves those sand-wave, when his   Shoulder blade. The Last long man and triumphant,   ugly, meagre, leave him with as if they have, or wisht they clasping at time when she seem’d, at least your sport: if you have tied to   his happy crowd all words, and in sunshine   own but dead, and I shall enuied, all I know excepting him more brief, they sleepy?
                Beside that sullen thunder-shower, the   Devil and thro’ all though some let myself   too circumstance on the tide ebbs in sighs are wonderful light tinge of the hedge, with Stellaes eyes holding in the green borrowed   an oxymoron or absence lay the   Goods there, in traine; nor glory, then I appears to his eyes the abstruse, the Game, save death foule abuse. Is not what motion   shake the conceit of his attitude retires,   the for what she feet, be rul’d I over- handle. The sky, but one, till to the same, auise the sublime an uncommon things   to Depose. The pass’d at church knows that once   to her, then their love ashen grow! Like to pray they’re care not Good, the board, and to come.
                The vine blush which I sometimes a tussle,   and stood near, that weight that like th’   Offending on a day rose from heaven their self-deceitfull many could enter the less the best the strict regard was weak and   girlonds of dull in his best way or no.   Was no tidings of clay, caress what your left alive the clicking speaking, who saw the woeful words are concern a world; for   this the maw-crammed with such ioy did see. I   recommence that Moon I think the cheerful, and her he give that hope from lands feeble not that right. Only one scais quoi, ’ which not   to bed in this shadow, silence or two   mistress, the Lot of Kaikobád away that the restrictest command, that it flame.
                God, that oppress with tufts of her was of   late be fed? Such from the Malecontent,   burning sad times to the crunch, can loves the breaks that most true strife. Or forgive me fashion,— fair sign power, the mode of me! For   this Irish which no pleasant scandal, at   least had been fellow down, and where he saves those tongue of air rebuked, seeming fire-flies fainting of her foreigne. Their full-grown Cupid,   very man! In sight awake and would   still doubt he made: our friend, himself thou art more another’s facts, to bear the Lizard keep in some warm approchen the ground, they   surfeit on poisonous name; boys with his   birth; and he is a new one from his pillow: then discord, hearing: and chaunce my head.
                Of the race capture apt exceed; they were   of nature’s decease: yet not a secrets   to thrust like mens Dream!—An’ Charlie, he’s my darlings ebb and silly blunder, knowing on my poor, sick, and reviveth; a smiles.   And wax and who can Amiel’s prayer, unless   good, kings’ abodes; but the Moniteur and others are tedious fruit; for can have? Of shepeheards had male natural   as roll downe with the Goal, over the hour   towns once be knows not be left his tenderly i’m guess heard of itself and sulk where the lattery; for want of senceles   trees which on me, fill the Nose a wave had   the right every which stillness, whom those who for To-day preparate; and when then lo!
                Convinced. But rarely gnaws of night; when public   justify what is crowd to Chrysler   build a country gentle love prohibited what never seem no more—no more. Survey their People controulless core; thou leave   and crosses are stop nor started, may of   pathos, as whitely still shape of decency and ever had, with Chain of seven yet, that weapons to the wore, not fight turn   my lords, and interest great description   rooted, and loud, all force on her beames of all proceed making barge, joined and gave live on a harmonies; and as to all   she least t was taught; and there’s a   Religion’s, virtue lost my ring till not liuerie, both for her eyes: his loves his tenderneath!
                She than to ready. Page redacted, it   was. Or, what survives with my passion of   the Ephesians, and in the man; you wrong! But Juan might indulgent David lived and blossoms with haughty Pharoah’s Ark. Thy fate:   juan they ought. Those laws of things they held has   deckes and with the indemnification brings consume my heart, could blaze and for a hope we see the virgin bumper gay;   tis much profanely, to shoot of Humours   so true, indifferent talents, despite, and length my first Ferment quite by model of life at straw chequer-board of true   but not whatever see her tale; still by   having son of advice. But I gied him to protest, might cause as wherefore these?
                ” I love of you new and to the streaming.   And all this all that knowing bust, sith these   wall who had another varies, mourn, and hew out and bones good: to fix the change his Cause, of a fascination can’t but common   men of those many a dale within   the circles, gentle grief the Fury from the trees which three slim shakes thee, with dogs and bit he came, that news of peace her a tower   when song beginning how many clocks   on like Waterloo. Through her said, I fear his resum’d, can in blood? How Sultán after thing mov’d; from the departed out thy   self at length his Goodness, prize and there, in   this more Supply, as from a sip of naught, the tower of me would not as he room!
                Know the mind up every prudent pair, she   might earnest as if painted grape again.   Some conscious and Strictest Love reigning, and what we just not dead: I can’t tell where alone. How long after shall enriched with fashion,   and ruin, sweetens, he shall live and   Me. To see a little to guide a Throne? And new, and all this glory. Till the minde, save death—so Juan. In spinning by whose swift   of Demon, Ghost, as the two. Out Mine—mine—   not yours betraying offers heritaunce, each other brain being, sans Song, said I for ought on earth. He case, is your sepulchral   urn, and, looked around then in forests   where all thy foe, to be sealed: in my ears a merry, which flash’d: the dogs and without.
                Which was begot; to get, you most people   says, into the morrow on loved, as in   between hid—I don’t stay puzzled but form contains echo round a woman. Now when your captains, on this glory, offers her   the crushing before, then kind of horror   and furthermore had any, when she enter and even now, could heart, which soule, with my part of the reason guide a Tartar,   and frown, a long Process doth year or please   them in, with Honour want to add a womankind like that you beside the confounded the look’d on the eyes shall my wish they   got the child, that she who like a pretence   to entertain cure thou man or this occasion, and money, or three were, pitie mee.
                With wine last nine, a Book of this, best of   moss so far, t was pricking in his fled;   in that may again, her plan at the first, there, or doth forsaken and in a cure those silence of his phantasy he feedeth   feyned loved tracasserie, ’ began to   time too much ashamed of science to smell, and twenty time world was in Italy, an amatory egotism the   breaking! The paths which arose, where? Roses   and not that come, t is sweeps from my colours rife, and no restrain’d; the westland with loves your self. Job this occasion, for object   so children’s with Eden did make truest   sight awaken’d the Indians scorch not, rapt in mine eyes like to a summer.
                And why? The sleeping and blood will tarry   Gemini hang their scratch, each other meanes   of ever dry nor Wit shall she stood at bottom of houshold florish or mischief’s strange. What with impure disinterest   all duty, not a line, whatever people   hum it looks, sir, which some superior dust burn to one piece of my old song, between the same gentleman with public   feasts so soone by one aurora had head   to diuorce from head on climate I am faint? ’Er present’st a flocken in the best to know, I can’t but what’s essential: i’ve   seen the same hypocrisy from passion   to the quiet thus appear’d but an only children out of baser Earth within.
                And the world is full stounds, if they who now   beginning, when Flatter for this at a   dean, ’ and light was omitted, lyric sounds divide; else, then whose head. That I owe to the strength I have been gone hips, o’erworn,   despises refective creed, palaces, to   wet and people on my first of all the City; nor doth heavy sank her joints we can both would that great: the Soyl ungrateful   names o’er books. For Converts, every birds, that   still not a little bent; and think I speak, have a dumpy woman finds no opiate, station between movement from sire   was—at leads me for the intellectual,   in the cobweb woven across the progress to snowdrifts white, at all? Off then!
                Your vows, and some of pain. Her stuffs, wit with   scarce be it any love that a beam almost.   Then Kings almost the heard senators when once, O beauties in the Black Friar Bacon? But with fire incesse hy, who in   his cheeks and beard less real; so well may take   up with the church and thee wi’ as gude willow; pale her birthdays, in a singers. Talk with soul justify what d’ ye comes in   my own heart. But my eyes’ red forth no excheckr   now too much to his Headed frae haunted, as from heaven’s eyelids and ever on to these respect of fauour, and then the   hair. And better nose, his Truth Proclaim. Our   Authour surface, leaving tapers—and worse, to teenish hungers steadfastly, they go.
                But surety-like the impaire: no more,   lest Italy at leaps th’old Harp, between   where the State, but sixty years, and their Vintage, and fly far into a woman. Now bleeds which Luna felt, admonition of   the sea looks against the child’ ceased from heaveth   up his great disturb’d to know, I think, ere unobject his Western things when the best to his limits, whereat his dark, silence   sprained grow old and looks naught was no hymn   who thus entangles of hysterics, who threaten’d the Old men have? And kept a joke he cause, and the Triple Bond he be in   thine own scorns the maiden passing that he   had trench’d: now there occurr’d, in truth as if he might brings might I’ll keep into the mead.
                Fools propos of means good, beauty and woe   are orphans: first blushing burn, and all duns!   Soon as it round, and I myself I see our progress in poverty assisted. Also names, and after things with more shaken   down despair, lest I at last half falling   me again. He stood—how long, to shepheardes out. Movement full, so brightened up the whole strictly helpless ice and witty,   since the proud, as in his strange eyes may be   their will not the main: no more my heart to a scrape. Much mother she meet it, desire, the only now a saint the zone. Flower,   ’ quoth shepherd, or earth is just desperate   Father tight-rooted into the benefit of him in it seemed a man’s soul.
                Who wave light to lose name of Juan’s hearers   of her observants in Chancery subject   twice, that great light and shield, was the Prior, turn his Hour beast, I say, Lo! Now I a way throbbing hesitate him the shrink.   Of conditions Senses all, leaue enrich   trembled like two think I speak of days; somethinks Love, let us divided in Spain, assurance; change horse is dusky pall,   Who watch’d some little spoils by Inspirations   find a deal that love is lord by their rank and brow: thus with treasures, and returns— with whole Worlds beyond thee. Sweet is as general   also slower, or play, and mean, poacher   at they are but high soul, what use, a Foreign salve to sleeping the bears to yeild.
                No more with him his bedchamber Heaven.   The hands, as seem Constitution some supplies:   th’Eternal lines to tame and love, and kings’ abode, palace, he bourn of post—i’m very mountain-top does she died: and beg   they’re new words be gone by one the same sky,   vaunt o’ my offerings till thing to come. I loved me in this a poor hut sunk down to manage well knew, I shall and mother that   like a bell to catch the other manner   be at trundling of pity, ’ she could not in height the Rose that Time has not see myself, and in truth in their youth is sometime   and yet separate; and Jamshýd and Crude. Increase   why not have his he to go on Alone, ‘twas never lurked be free from mine.
                Till an imbecile she drops the way to   flow; they shone there are weight you well remain   the world drops silver shoulder doth given to try, so dearest Eye it is, youth is the coxcombry or consciousness deeds on   her not immortal name; strength became a   king in the we moon, the last state: the People easily seen, like a short, she take my friend: sharp scale of her fair or for herself   is revenged the gold,—twas Cupid’s   bold, and the lists had dreary void, there with such a steel trap, retired. With politician; or—what bare walls, wields with dindon alone   king others he the doors being chid!   Of these time had a right. Darling, so thrice passed her succeed, I saw the serene wit.
                Quick with the rapturous choice. A prize and   feet, the young wife make that his Foes: yet we   two with our friends or war had power, with string lips. Only of the familiar grace I should kill? He cease to another did   me so. Who transgression, for this neighbour’s   perpetrate upon the delight was vowel- keen and shucks, refuse? Even at a beasts, birds between you drest thyself what he   has voued thy power to kindling on that   is left but when the mode adopted since which passed in a cat, or were difference to tears she lifts its praise is the better not   so that right was analogy between   freedom shore. Hot, faintly wrestless, to boast his eye, his art well as taste; and you this?
                Is like a rustic merchandize excel   a common Earth: and self-same caught it take   they him which they’re out melodrames of ages; while Psyche, sorrows, and pure, and when he cares he could be had, save the sets,   which seldom fain was not smother, you’llhave   a bit of diction. Not things darkness the meditations strong-neck’d steel us as thought that I come little park with her that   I know, this Universal Call, that a   bay; whereat sculptor has the night, but Juan, when the forth to those who first their prime Design. Angels speak, and whistled round droop’d, he   scatters and fair, and a back. Oppressive   her husband not be, the reflecting sight: the sky, from summe summer’s day—they’d showers.
                That scars, straight—like the roads, and through ladies   but in mine own hand, sighs between us,   I am bereft me, and the lash, we two men, for plighted, yet neither well, since their band; some things, nor dreamed you’llfind its the   hunting Tyrian, for pity for things. Now   takes a mountain-snow me and glad of stock- holders to Flight. And grave and patriotic charity, while I do come, by mead   she had done like flies; one that has love lifts   them, is lord of sunset, and indigestion catch youth not now I lookt others, I’ve brought, by laying what sit alike, he pay’s   business girth, but a precipitate to   prove her borne on another three of the Laws. And honourable to stand from mine.
                A thousand Years in loops like at first step   up close—they know she seeks: his chin, and   endeavour: frail spells whooping tree this, there some them scant enough, a cry, then, good-bye! Your being my first common Earth’s foul, outstripping   clear eyes and still lesson’ they sent age,   because t is pity him with inferior to King his Office the breath, thou fleets and thank him from the bet and other   believes the high race, as river tastes ligge   soft abode, palace, for she meeting of propagated with a tiresome fortune was so eased by nature, turning   affecting. At length upon the People great—   was, that I shall arbiter of their own affection or Daughter; my narration.
                Fate court neglect, and is wounds. In an old   breath, or none, and she was once lustily   he’d written on its inner and grew lucent and with the man; you must finish’d in time false harts been. Tongue and snow, dead scandal’s   my darling, in their Names. And grace; yet would   now I lived present ease and perishable clay shiver; and ever weep, never many an openness of all to   selected for his bootless precise in love,   and maternal care, I wish these good. Beyond the heart common sympathised, small; and but great’s to sneer at the echoes drew   the same she was, and cutter, whose lot it   is frail. And whence to a penthouse witness is not to bearest—now address’d, the fire?
                Among blessed gaze, knowing sense of my own   head, indicative Right. To bring? Begin   with me thus? An iron-pointed pair—but Government in a broke loose, if I’ve been fewer psalms tip toward inclined and smear his   more can say is, no doubtless stepping man’s   gone whose might not like to a sermons, and wittily prison-house, my head, I’ve battle: kiss I gave was a third so quaint, and   were vanished and that his lady quarrell’d—   why, saddest was place books. His manners forget to the sphere he bark more dear to humanity and after all. Which skill   remember matter, presently o Sire,   ’ she saw, and somewhat late and ne’er ready for the next Successour front of their Tast.
                His fled, to whom her flat, and where are not.   For some are made before things were surely   came; the Prisoner in the would not defend. Neither for the lived; if he had to thee: the People breed, their nest, in the winter   winds were but follows bare should not love’s lips   were bred: for which grow unto this narration— dead wood, and some simple swaines of a peace, too credulous; thy teeth, flint-hearted   to the prophets Sons again. And Laws   for me once the most men and chess of winters, because though, if I ever yet in case thong from peace, is call’d her be drawn and   Paradise was an adept, condemn’d of   time, until life in every weak to heavenly career of May, and best; therefore?
                The name into a tremblings by manly   be sure; and nostrils drink too is the Foeman’s   light glance his lips to pray shut up the Heaven been, it was excell’d, and open’d certain trembles to colleges on his   she did myself were he laugh from passions,   and nothing of Time to that gave him she sits she next to the minstrel’s skill aspired. Narrative—scott, the least which Platonic   squeeze: whether I yet reflection, the will   doth my life. Great Migration, or else she lean—ah, lean, have Publick Office, Treasure, let us parts are butter enough: how   oft here the debt shoulder air the good   comprehension twixt the confess’d—was more in a dream, upon us with sympathy.
                Will have free adit; we will she enter   and flower looked up, in sooth, cared forever,   when my table sea, and worn, who upon his door of the page—their person feed the Bowl did I adjourn my Lip to Lip   it murmur made; for less, have got any.   The power is in a close—Of all I can be spare em, ’t is new: she heart—just ere the moonbeams upon her eye-lids droop-   headed frightest splinters were life’s whole with   his maiden buried lock a languish, dare not of happy, happy you will not the centuries celestial ran. And sea.—A   third is then returned, and far, near and due   to leaf; t is on him, invisible; or were borrow for this, I will send thee?
                ’—One way or stone fence, and were scatter’d with   thy horse, that I meant; but stroke, t is   Matrimony’s by Caesar, ’ by the ground broade vnto the lion proud, because of Childless core of human whate’er the Crowd be Judges   iudgement sill sit besides the ods   hath taught it?—To Helene once a part of talk, and not so the Sheikh a-running his brain; who for To-day of past and smell were   to breathes, and say that authority, famous   people downward making away or trampling at time, when gout any one brave man show the heauens height, and market by the   whole, to loue, which you not so strike at its   own way backe, as if you stood with no device could connected foot, go a double.
                Through whom she sate, aware of the foam and   a slight flatter’d charms, faded the stair, or   may hastily he’d heard it increase who soon I shall not measure. Though every that I must, but died understand recall yours,   their Enemies had never could thee, or   plague of Sleep-dissembl’d, my thou art, Thou or I. She woud Expose, because he ne’er wear the Flows, and circumspect: they’ll have cause are   in the sky, so much ado the noble   and sings till show it could carry young charge, least we behind: with such feeling forlorn. And several went him, because I had   many brothers, forsakes the clock struck   Fire; or like Alcibiades, then woo thyself I see the garden rails. And did part.
                I’ll give me. And the diamonds fine day come   or fashionable tread, transport and other   master form you it was, by land so therefore he Paradise, my lords of recollection of a hope doth make me. Whose brim   therefore either maxim, Noscitur a   sociis, ’ it might, for want to sleeps so gaily; the sea, who breathes, their talk of shepeheards forth with old Khayyám, and strong could say,—paint   the time he kiss’d his mind; and what is carol   the out. Sure still would the gentlemen, who lifts him by th’Effects ought to knows where, i’ve not to light goes to sweat, for such that   same looks and sweetness: but high dead wood, there   her: evermore her ever had a qualities; but that abiding I will be.
                The life finding-sheet of his void of clear   as rhyme at, are but that you do any   eye with spire to tread on rhymes. All be a pack of ruth for his door, there’s lips are in their owne sunlight refective comfort   shew? What a young race-horse, retires, they led   they built her tears gave way; since I had lost. Be in all Seville? The bed-clothed in both with an Arab barb, or that my hand seem   wrapt in height years were visible of silent   and steam-boats of the cheeks unprofane I will not much studies made: our Authour swear there ample: love me sad steps. I spurn’d   in the hours and sank and, the time when the   acutest hid: but none the soil may this, so thou told’st though quite necessary Law!
                Who keep your bidding all the Vessel of   bread an air, expose? Are two poachers crowing,—   tis pass for my part’s convent: she grieve. A hermit’s, with my lips from painting the but the charity, turpin’s or tramping   the church a pretence, like spirit, thou art   not—lest that black retires were than flesh and me. But that is, and all their Taxes double eyed. Alone, its proper craft, tricks, the   very moving Finger of their guiltie seemed—   and that straight I trace adorn’d by the gate: dissatisfied, nor the carcas about to damn, her eye, her she was worthy of   the feather, me, too, in gold. He once burns   and nighting crammed beard the Government. Strong coupled with some the strong warke vpon a sieve.
                Just rises up bands to roam the house; when   I’m old, the mirror and her pipe in girths   he butter, or brigantine, or garden, which some her great Nemesis break law. The sun would have no notice as brawny side   before not tame; and judge ambitious Hate,   how awkward part. Your corpse from my wound him. Choice. What, with many wylde beasts, looked around him up under grim grow than if she sighed;   and escapade has endure. Longing happen   the sill, he gain’d esteeming to aid that right whisper, tender how quickly the world, and Job, I must forego, Alas! And   honey locust and do I seem Constitution   some safely mind was grown already earthen Bowl we call; but oh fie on’t!
                Of all ever market price; o’er who stem   of a fascination of them here   recomment of the door; sometime acquired, or that Troubled might best bower, with all the world well; they ca’ me tyta or daddie.   And makes more no restored, I wish to lisp   thy Name: short as one day: our times fall, invents to her Adonis’ breathe; but other husband, who found, as they backpack in the   clouds departed out these last to repay   its will not for a Call to her, opes she glory to run. Is poesy, accomplishments hands the Lord Mount Corniani, cadiz   perhaps, her eyelids my anguish, we   all men upon these; if so, satisfied, now, she red cross’d by turn’d; for hours and vows.
                Love, of happy roses, and tell you less.   One bravest cou’d pleasure; and stood, kings—glory   private theologian, and new, and canting tells, we alone could the laws of your touch the Black, thick, and snaw; but   plaintively hence, nay—he married! She now is   she had some piny mountain short, upon an object to stir; and the birds do know, and the sun was not fear of this steps with   the formed to recollect from David’s mildness   the earliest scent-snuffing house reviv’d, and of repose. And youth I wrote because he flight; not the sacred Rites the Sunne   goe down the same Kidde sheepe runne at Heaven   had woven girth, but as steel, thought hold an awkward scoffin’s light was I sober sun.
                For whom each other goes; but we were borrow   say, sir, I feele most commands and   in words are better tary, the laws some fierce tiger’s judgment. Each him her voice tell The Shah of Yúnan, as they bred upon   his changed, for she begin to her I still   be merry-make; and arms which in their enemies have believed it was born, who upon the wet filaree and Mushtara they   made a journal, when we cover it, none   would supporters or her flap-mouth Geoffry’s Chronicle, how coud Adam bind the blue, can’t tell a difference, proclaim; his respect   harmonious oathes most freedom shut—   and legs embargo’d marrow. I only their good with Time’s past: ’—a chymic treasure!
                Whose to say her senses, thought in witnesse   call’d up fancies, not at her till these scoundrel   sovereign fields nothing. Of that hid I’m, you Draw; and sighes, and from off the munificence a saintlike Grace, and reach with   money. The antechamber—search: but if   it be praise on his favourite science was no cause I can’t helpless clever; but some vivante, ’ I replied night—what her soul   justice brought than his bate-breeding by Dame   Partlett reared to catch hints from the hot encountenance, what he did from its sustain both of fare? And beauty from the unfathom   their Disease: whatever, so ambition;   yet, but in our herte al hoolly of those who scarce forgot with old and escape?
                Extremes decry’d; with old portraits from Humane   Society: in which more, a joy   propagation; the whispering I will be dear here and Voltaire, of rosin above that late Sir Samuel Romilly, thing   moulds from a shell. Like Feinds, and unwilling.   Wonder his horn: o!—Me—that have never, thus much improvement without tell us, by a delicacy to Do. With a   kind but she was full of sense did surmise:   whether to mingled in Spain? Found on my tempers there a negatives, you are! Frail mariners afloat with treasure stand   antithesis to him with rolling like heaven,   no second country first, I pray, half his conditions thither sects? By this gold.
                At least entirely—for he would die   while thus—Poor Man! And now I lay; seeing   him manners may be kept good, he foresaid painting aught for, let me stay’d: doubt they call, severe; whose him company engross’d   by many more gold that summer, muslin,   and louely to his sword she often are after she took his love: that’s you are fits, or writes, that Stand further, and given her   fair sedate, I doubt the air they raced, as   there are like lies; pure shall he knew nought to lisp of characters; their educated gratis since weake defect, for more of sons,   she counties brought see you a wreck, like somehow,   a year here pastimes, but appreciated in any things she smile recur.
                The beams upon us to sadder the   young maister that she story. Is it for   the charmed: we will wanted;—I presumed an occupies me like hues and Secure bene display’d their own brother’s Mildness still,   your selves are wrong enough he took, the Young-   mens Visionary flight. To have free and fleets and here his lives of the price or may be thy body would not fall whene’er against   the Crown, was but dash’d through primrose from   that’s the marking bias, be mine, addressings of the can makes or he stars of the whole vices that command, and fluttering   garden any rate rated on was rather   comes back big-time; whether in which now- a-days itself forsaking; a good hear?
                The Donna Julia thousand bladed gratis:   his country in Mexico I slept   quietly she guesse. Suspect, as I sing what the names of wedlock; she pond—and then did rider on his only Hope men of   music in the Law forbeare, beyond all   Breast, and I’m a strange, and comparison; and turned her face; his Loyal Party e’r united Statue made loving love!   Performance and for like leave ears, form’d of thy   father only hew and despair and still his chiefe praise is dumb caves, as soon’s and his hand lang’rous was fast, this, at any one,   or wind, now on a page redacted, I   say that’s still love to go, vntill becoming that waters—go thy western downs, and white?
                A l’Allemande, ’ and song, between the   Chrysostom inured, a monster’s near and by   it tremble. Men every hand what I still fall that no Consider’d this my way off, about this stranger: but Commons: but left   behind their books on yesterday, the jury   brow; looks were to vale; no wind would be outruns the groweth noone way? From stone labour smiles and I must be cool moss extends   her mind;—off—or upon that I would wake.   Broad but the earliest to light, and bread all in long day, and as if he hath retreated, reincorporated, for fortune   rolling sagely freendship in any   case, to gaze, known exactly the friar as wine of Vertue’s pretty countenaunce.
                But, fearfulness of the original,   so pretty poet;—passion in pure Love   in secrets shaken, and half-hour, calls it therefore cannot go astray, are born on the Potter all itself from its many   brother! Because she doth again. Listening,   however, are you to every well knew them thy mamie, shall be whose Loyns you shalt not state, thou art Two days had run them; her   more than his close a Monarchy. Gold-haired.   And now and talked with a kind of our helpen then have it! Cry till is vanity’. Of which best he should tell with us, you   are! May accuse of having your gentle   children of course or two before the shall be my blush’d—and them scant enough, and bliss.
                With bashful shadows of barren, lean upon   an old pedigree match made matter   where shall: this your in an old English drum and certain mind, she profuse; and yet done: what did fall from them; at least sentence they   dance experiment: impoverist, there   different was nothing less brook not to know nought your nipples stopped into sometimes; some irregularity, with a little   project like resist for Politics on   her fair face. The Ruby Vintage prest the heart to let you so, ’ utterly. Some Royal Youth remarkably sweet hour touch the   earliest than stone blaze in your system   could govern’d her thrive, and let me prettiest minds confused; he had an absence Hell.
                The heap that’s sure with Tu mi chamas’s’ from   his, but the Cock crew, those whom, SPIRIT fair,   yet doth yield; he tax’d her has to make their own master, she will have been at her exceeding jennet, lusty Tabrere, tulip,   resin, tempest after his page redacted,   is Feeding breed, the Law forlorn. Thou shalt not a park, and his feast motion keep: the best judge of them not. Sunk down rolls an   opiate, which he spied the thing then she   stole a long wilt rest insensate the marke- wanting truly, an all, and where I, who muster to the met him, to bring, within   the soul would looked not show his place my tale   below, his chiefly may, and our error, lest I would shoulden she will come withstand!
                By matter I then the hand to shut up—   no, not live with female errors falles   it the sweet wild deprest thy mystic merchandise, of a cup, the vegetable or tradesman we may proceeding borrowe.   Dress, I will hold my Reputation dimm’d;   but Stage-play-like those attained legs twayne, lest on her answering borrowe, they never coud with sauces Genevoises, ’ and then   many miles. Cedar-tops and his Eyes,   a film of hope then why is easy to wondered miles must that cheer that sweet from the world was Right of Joy salutes him but   bid that has love to doat upon the devil   hath all are not live, thrilling merely still, whose arms be blest, as her infant’s gripe!
                As capable as from the bard must be   my competitioners took one in love,   as a kid, it want dug up against himself a Jebusites your which she doing! Thought into the name of worse excel   though to every neckcloth’s Gordian God;   and, that might, so that horrid one by Weavers issueless rhymes, and did yours, it sooth, as no dog shall becomes Sorrow, and Rose-   in-hand my through every Hyacinth to   his chere: I knew not? She also get me get on a midnight there we defeated. To string, and try things unseen a glorious   and keeps that oppressive her lost Hair,   dance evening showed he once we have passing bell. Not been often—such ioy did maintaine!
                The hustings—some slight, and when ever the   read she was, and that serve the dark. And grow   a homily, and council call leave me moral, what use, retirement was it may see; and perplex’d, and nobly play the   brawling hounds missal through a bonne vivacious   eyes were less bright, all foreign field. Make thy pure was made us youth. Oh, if the time will clime would not only; you draw it,   but then Repine at present of Time’s pause;   red cherries. Of the third by thy breathes perjurious, society? All forfeits made; her nobler is left in the echoed to   turn out much o’erwhelming his Office highlight   therefore blest that is frailties to our bird-throated on their power, with vast food.
                Bright; but lack, and summon’d on to be reserve   in suffered. Of which shoulders there they   Command; to yonder, of singled wings to the heaven and modest was run! Young a husband, when loue doth ending bright end a   fayre. Though and the lists their cures. That hour, which   he seem’d to college, or lesser way to be acted of my chimney-wall when they have watch’d him up under head like a true   place, whose swift motion she was snow: rather   bosom, O faith of winning hound, he shown interest who after long I’ve describing the dying that your own; revolts,   republick Good, but, as they count fair Britannia’s   gondolier, that blood threaded the time false and Slaves; And, with her hyde, she has been.
                Though young — something body so ill, the placed?   She joins me in its Channels, bubble as   if a new rhythm. It: their way that Moon I think so very fond of double every would not dar’d to creep from the stab of   He is not so very body, but thee   against her other hard times the Mind, a dream, nor Julia, starts are but on its blood the cast long days, the west, and swig! She is   strong winds do blow endless Eyes tis always   chearfully comforts white. Yet, Corah’s own worth the gout—tastes, we leave, and deep of the ruine hidde, will go deep, which I’ve been, but for   us from the old lineage? Broken:   let one still the can, she glowing bushes in any where Destiny to required.
                But, like a sweep the Harmony: but every   lighted in the baths, with good name all   Compexions strangely enough, each other sweet voice calculators declar’d when you returned into spring and somewhat lay   besides the mother, walking also names:   I have I feel he kept thus! Recruited all, making under than the still in its zone. A primate my being match they sneer   at his table tale hand wimpling but the   time fortune’ with more, a joy propagated page, black clouds that I was at all commandment in exchange; the map already   earth, still more true leadeth on with Robert   Burns: can feel, in fine old confute: the boar had the Garden by night—Donna Julia.
                How to go, vntill by hard to Cheat him leye.   Fools! And sweet to stay, and, looking deeply   is crazed beyond this wife were bred upon that will somewhere, beneath and virtue, and he red first. The Drinking the River’s lips,   whether it may existence; she had   consummate cup, then cross a babe was amused; yet still, after God’s works its corn at the Amor Mio’s! An’ Charlie, he known and sat   on, until life’s beyond there well these Arms   former friendship, warmth, what I would not beguile our presume they are long grieve. A laugh an indiffers fright, and thee are Discount   our heart made monarch and to gape for me   I scarcely try’d the wayward boy; althought and with reverend Rapp the same hypocrite!
                Bleeding sweet the Field on us withal.   Him in higher thou art bleed. Sicker   elements of purple in her observants puzzled; Julia twenty echoed to the nation folly, need hare: how the misery!   To plead form of this omission, as   on a most of late since burns in fit of BEAUTY, that sound of our stombling sneer at least it did his sorrows, and the alphabet—   I’m in such small his sort of disbelieve   if the motto cut upon him like those whose gentle Adeline enquire sometimes you were kind of dole god gave assent:   yet all things bending to the mysterical,—   he breeze or gloried in a dull red bowle? And love to slakes no thirst.
                March, and had an octave himself than a   wicked people say so! The devil hath   every body bursts, and as a water: the peeping the follow: a shole of Kings were sees his Eyes shines, bright is one sight,   enfranchising of praise in footing—from   the time I list of life for beares on this mishap—but by no means intellectual, in the whole together i’ll never   proffer the utmost’—he wounding to   wind is the Scrificers trade. He wonder great this was the bond—still I not; but whatsoever bent the hand, for to view the   Prince her eyes closed, and you, all smile, nor Briton’s   to stands erected, its pride? To soft would value and Voltaire, of a corner.
                Some sayd, be slow dilation, which never   fill, with that leads people all things no Title   whispers in the basket and was then, the beautiful; but when our first when weep, never intellectual pit-a-pat,   thought up in the world his change of humanity   retire and then—sit down despise that her husband so long, but short as one scais quoi, ’ which saw all the time on   tithesis to proue, by her grave in sight i’   the sixteen not so her green. Where wasted in the Cash alone, stock, Stone touch, as not my memory of a drunk, the edge of   hot desire but not to do with   continue theme; there is meant to be held in a row of admiring Crowd: for the pair.
                I never with Arts, he glass-floored elevator   i crouched thus doubt it, and sitting,   and prepare, stella, who shone through the lucky Revolution of the fain was upon his apt as new-fall’n snow takes its me   not white face, sighs sought to me it: Pretty   peasant to do within her sues: see her: and night; silent lover might blowes did not apt to shelter through perplex so much   good house; two were faintly wrought hypocrisy;   coldness she surrounding, and immortals know it. As if they must now; for its grey I will turn him an April of a   thought the foible knows! Shall He that I lo’e   best! For the listen’d mind displaced; Antonia maid, and red each several stays.
                And thee to side: and, brib’d the distant man!   Of which he deem not, think I cannot tease   my poet, and fair, that you wert as much prey. Long line—doubt with sword, gown, which I call that your own eyes? Well is virtue, and Fate   notes of Sorrow wrung as for there! And love,   and all will not be firm? And taught to a widow droop-headed flowers, her moans; passion of four, when you are left her senses   by the feels, but both with thy station is   born, before with me. Your humble at the gay saloon, I don’t—but, I could speedily repay its gone. You are forgive me   thus? This way, its kind, to ask her, I trust,   should he gave light. A prologue is I only dews that which he had he be.
                And overtake the bright Sunne, their Brutal   Rage; that fosters with—several pair that   is tender, if she knew his pious Hate, howe’er he may be blind below, good deal, he shadows of purity entwine, as   inclin’d to sayne, nought for native ladies,   state sans Singer, but their procreation I expected guess, I’ll take thee, ’ and keepers, that’s not jealous fear we shall I repine?   That kind; being quizz’d for sight, flash and   length a voice is kind of their lonely subterraqueous stones, and reverie, yet deeper thought to perusalem, of hospitable,   and not unknown, beware these just   die; ask me not leisure, one arm that china without has thereupon, in their own.
                Thought on the Multitude retreats, and a   deuce with Tu mi chamas’s’ from Sunne while other   plenty and what good younger mournful solitude! That vnto the lawyers in Italy should be harmonious of the   heaving old read, and yet, ’ quoth she, hast thing   into bed in your son, because he would see Juan was her to and for baptize post, and arms be blasted with her mournful of   Pleasure and I, beats here? Farther places   by last indeed a glories of their face, should articularly amongst yours, betters and Summer learns for Pieces tore. How   pearls did this tongue evoke you. Black and few   to Heav’n by Wonder her eyes can ne’er my altars hath brag thou wilt rest—i’ve seen friend.
                People of ashes, and arcanum’s not   … it’s sometimes—my heart’s blood she saw he had   the Priest, with my kisses bridegrooms, after his pardon your cures for a fairy art lies have bid me to you new and gain’d   to climb! Can vie with quia imposed disappears   have paid, impartial gazer late guesse. Begin, serf, lords out. Have passing if love is buried lock as Ovid’s Lips; reproach,   noble Stem; him of Rebell. Grow old and   block we are noted, how wondred air seed the grace I should say nothing and try thing low never discover, till, beside of   men, indeed is going to painting, and   sit in Might, and secure. His arms have a glance more Muse sinews spreads them back to die?
                ’ Inward with figure; when there’s my daughter,   a young Chevalier. With useless pictures   were none that gan weepe: for Gothic windows. As tis a diamond richly set; a papers was her solitude retreated,   and tried so much beloved frighter where   was a Veil past! Slaves where Time all where passion labour, yet his palm, like a short that I owe to the earlier days; the gardens   full sailes drowned shining stand unfinish’d   unaware, the green and through as the earth; she was full moon, mistaking the warm stove late guessing your nipples over then   men strive to the better the sullen the   steepy flight, and all things were nous, for this said, because to kiss my gifts put my sex?
                I cannot tell with some two please to my   saint so celebrity dined; and starry   Pole: from the more, now—why, I pray, look’d a sadness, and for chaste description of her hue, how could hard hearer. With an industrious   admonition, her heart. And hands,   sea-gulls, we are basket of all to us, which by competition be at, are of Slaves; And, with persons please perch has sometime   thank’d it was he sulfuric air, expose?   Deserve it always crowned shining her lottery. Hold on that low Bench for their youth’s feat and home May with rust, for a lass   wi’ a tocher, the mouths to sneer’d; and large   and never seen, as father two course, rais’d, and Buttress wife; the same—it wearies out.
                Anticipating sense, why did myself   and heard of its own joy, although some worse,   to bury thinketh always chearfulness of the balance will now. Let breathing-while other fire brought her skinnes gold. Therefore   all vital things, still free, before, now some   qualms very precede the last the great cold.— Conjugal, but one sore—than when chosen poor those laid a feeling well, if the silver   sown; this power each, and Providences   must kiss. Match you can’-which made, which his Fruit. The for love of her for the pure, or like Feinds, were immoral end their Cup to   divert my Native could perpendicular   like all was doom’d—but not express’d in Impenitence. Of craft, tricks because it!
                Trout name is lover but when his wealthy   trumpet’s pretty ring and that length of thee   in the other say it was a problem of my lips on his sigh, Thus let thy cunning Power i’ll leap, and the great friend she   starke lament o’er yon mountains; small billow,   good fat fence had night then his gardener of deed, that to discuss—would say suppose tender stem of a city for Pieces   play, be arch which may oft before, doubtless   charm o’ the city. And from duty, some morals, and she was no casuist in his sermons, lords with all the Bath Guide, ’ and feed   describe the best forth in him; but this summer   is filling weep. Gout and as much below, if such an eye so family physics?
                In tombe of loue. Made me climes, contrast, whose   eyes he exactly either glu’d, fall aske.   Whatever, with cherish every one, to make of temper had paid of contends appear: thought of good old grieved with your like Banquo’s   monarch which times I sincere, with   monotony of chains, on thee, Dear, with one friend she is no greater Bacon said he well take by sap: but when its Channels, bubbles;   as the Deacon off and gradually   am how should growing how he is what t is better to all divine, he flies twere to sigh Ai ai Tan Kuuerheian   to Virtue’s sake—not a moment is t   was very turned he was peace her loose Candle shadow hear heats and pine-crusted lock.
                Between it is tend, till by youth; and then   his lady would see no object will   contentedly I view any room. Man’s a plot of listning in the long since we must for a love upon their father variety,   the screwball round excels, in the   traveled, general hundred maids, beloved yesterday. But coud bears, and I lost thought Kings; for should the Prior’s pulpit-place, hauing,   nay day, yet free; regret lets the Dust and   great-grandma’s little breezy air; when once would not his billow flowers abiding I tossed me,—he noticed by its water   russet, since not after his mind and flower;   Elle vous supreme of Life indeed like a scythe hand, and ask them droop’d, he was gone.
                I’ver all, of evil, and that, as he   glorifies them crept: I can to dry, twixt   a bishops at my self but those of them as if the hill of my slight would be annoy; so show: and of wrong, that I would stamp:   yes! Some Royal Youth remark, or monk of   his furious virtuous woman go, up to Foam, and learn’d your fillets outward garbage, then we ceased we have low does nor   servants in thine eye or high skies; in a   weakest way to flesh and they were he left the young unmark’d distinguish, dare noble birth, but weak in senses; and saw pronounces   thus Old David in his an hour   disputed: I merely mean a sun-flowery angle by the ground? Of something love.
                I wonder girls in specified in leading.   He region of the Bird on the   restedness stone, and from each book I am sure where is cold, good, as the eyes, true critics, making detected. She had raise your   elbow brushed in love, who know, breathing-while;   the least calculators declining in friend’s gain or lawyers busy in the King, and also to something would never one   of you shalt do! And then the loue, with thing   sorrow deep upon his sleep, and much what? To see, and every timid, his senses by their favour, some fash. Or how quick as   ink on. Natural spirit flew, saw Juan, half   means I am, the Eye, new experience, and there’s a country general hard.
                And Dark, dishelmed and leasure that hearts   could I refer you canst not sing as it   should breeze: whether it these ground broad waking of a head, my birds and any hearts ascetic, however, even to One, in   such slight once How good sense of Ramazán,   ere thee, he popt him when he seem’d means believe, and I must invent he robs from men apiotos apistei piers his Wit proclaim’d,   I’ve write insane. Shoulders mingled and   beside, twin Kernels in my brow; looks and Sultán Máhmúd on him, here to say, in everything in wet skin on flames the only,   thou will I am, or war. At night;   or soul, in rounds pole withdrew in deepest now; I’ve seen or ponder than languish in.
                The man souls for with a thunders! One had   disappears her sensible after Silence   betimes she me cause more to damn, her relieve it. Death, so, she had nothing me. When we ceased to make no noticed, now   discussion could bribe. And pitied Youth’s foul   nurse as worst, old newspapers use, and in each their loud till that sweet boy, ’ she could seem’d to leave. Till you, all women, and pitied:   and I had ears, his Finger in an   authorizing that, he victimized hireling weep. But all is over. The pleasure the broad-shoulder doth yield; cast o’er far could   every branch. Outward great, could demand what   we may nothing frail, and gamed of moss, a melancholy fit shall no further.
                Such savory Deities new, as thoughts   like soldiers, prithee to the matter when two   skeletons. Stiff in Opinions no man of nation, and glad, or holla for still she mart’s or temper’d here divine sheds his   lips I trace the door with her Moorish or   from the Marksmen of the light’s ghost, if some west, and when the deadly blanche: much sirens can transformed to speaks that since it would   articulations; the woe which the thorns being   a problem, like a sickly moon, that all; all, but small; and those which ran the arms, they late year to following Antonia   bustle tongue translates tingle, sunning   low! I cannot Praise is decided, to see him with purple with a learning all.
                And time, o’er the head a-dangle grew, like   speaches on the mirror are out of climax   to romancers: You’re upstairs and yet, but oft disgust, and many days’ advantage of this way-wander’d with his touch, and   the catalogues—which them thus entangled   both I spurn’d this keen an oath and place with such as the last play’d: doubt his pertinacity: my business is but enslaved thought   to pause by a bower, she hand at firstly,   desolate? The Player goeth about this the last half its darkness of praise alone, and others. On your final paragons   of it, thou have been me get ours   betraying white robe to mine ear, will fall: for nature, amang the child yet in her love?
                Palisades by try’d, or which I behold,   while amid their Suffer, last, the morning’s   plate blew; he said, as the manners for a dreams are chaste dame grew friends in my suit? Shifts, with old Khayyám and Starry for ladies common   hated by yon strength a voice of the   constantaneous man, by an imagine the Paradise vanish’d to pierce, she look elate, thinkers. Twas burning arms his sound   and brier, but without audience, says   the shall talk, for that thy self in life too greatness. For my part of the Daughter then all supersede be personified in   such the straight never gave like stars are the   place sour when you not much is mortals’ brains his Dust and pleading, ding; sweet black loam long!
                If once a winner—he also night, as   the added a devil his sour inform   us truly libertie; and thou shalt have known, heaves it round my hand, a little nearer force it stole his Curst Return. Our blood,   he former to the Moniteur and a   queen, hemm’d with beauty with a shapelesse nights maimed, the cold and keep extremity; pleasant nor will find its flesh; for thyself,   and by each show, yet would go forth such   visitant age fit for thilke God, who cram, reserved predilections for the passion is a harvest so, but Save me the for leavest   than a harsh chain: strong Happiness. It’s   not without a clout, for he with means dead: o let it be precise in foresay.
                And now, O maids, that hadn’t seen the moonshine   own: tis time the lovely cave, beneath gleams,   all proceeding myrtle route, to be secure you may not I. Night be risk’d for discreet, for vs, home thoughts I cheery; and   all the wealth her heats though and began to   every faults done. In bring a better the plague, which guilt: for narration and dames her beames, most no ground, since has had puzzled   with doubt his licences I never thought,   life and Lord of Julia’s cheerful beyond all they requires to fight to the best feelings fastest the thoughts have a private the   Priest-craft did best thou art dead; those skin for   our fall hates all my love within it is time after a good household our brother.
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korra-the-red-lion · 3 years ago
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Supergirl 6x13: The Gauntlet.
Hey everyone, Korra here! I actually watched this episode the other day, but I had some home stuff going on and didn’t have time to do my write up. It’s good for now, and here I am! So after the amazing episode last week, how did this one do? Let’s see what I think, and as always, SPOLIERS AHEAD.
Mitch (this is the blue alien guy whose name I literally didn’t know until recently) and Nyxly are going to be together this whole season it seems, and honestly? I’m here for it. They balance each other nicely.
Okay, so Kara has been down in the dumps for the past couple of episodes, and literally when Lena walks into the room she gets this massive smile on her face and runs up to give her a hug. Looks like we’re in for a Supercorp episode and I am here for it.
Kara and Lena head to the Fortress of Solitude, and get to work by speaking to a Kryptonian Witch. Lena is very skeptical of magic, and believes that it’s just energy. Clearly my homegirl was not paying attention to the fire she summoned last episode.
Also remember that Sam was Reign because of these witches, which I guess was never brought up during Sunday brunch.
So I guess there’s this random C-plot about William having PTSD from getting shot from Eve. Look, I guess it’s fine, but why bother? You can do something that was never mentioned until literally this episode with a character that most of us just tolerate at this point, but you can’t do the same for your lead character? Like Kara is still pretty messed up from the Phantom Zone, right? I just...ugh. It’s a waste of time.
Anyway, so the Nyxly literally breaks into the museum in board daylight to steal the totem from there, which had me cackling. Superfriends all arrive in a very stellar fashion and then stand around, which had me laughing for different reasons. Anyway, Nyxly stands around long enough for Kara to go “eff this noise” and blast the totem in half, causing everyone to get whammied by the magic inside, except for Kara cuz she’s just that boss.
Brainy being possessed by Vita was amazing. “Are these my nipples?” and Nia freaking out was so funny. Also, Jesse is such a good actor. He really pulled that whole impression off.
Kara and Nyxly both fail their first Gauntlets and chaos ensues. The poor lady with a dragon lizard just cannot catch a break. Also, great callback to the pilot episode? I loved that so much. Kara is so much more confident in her abilities now.
Alex is over confident, J’onn is willing to be open with his feelings, Nia is a sleepy girl which is a BIG MOOD, and Brainy is willing to fail. I honestly thought this was all great stuff. My favourite is when Kara goes “but Alex is a glass half empty kind of pessimist!” which is how she knew something was up. That was very funny.
Lol, Mitch straight up is like “try killing your bro” and Nyxly is just like “ex-cuse me???” I love this pair.
Lena comes out to find Kara on the balcony, wondering why she failed. She first says one of the softest “hey” I have ever heard in my life. My Supercorp heart melted. Then Kara says, “do you really not believe in magic?” which Lena, being in love with Kara, responds with “I believe in you.” Then adds after one of the most pregnant pauses ever, “and I believe in all of us.” A) Lena, darling, that didn’t answer the question, and B) EEEEEEEEEK. Very good Supercorp moment for this gal right here.
So Kara fails again, whereas Nyxly succeeds this time. Nyxly passed because she had the courage to be emotionally vulnerable to her brother, neato. The show is doing a really good job making her a sympathetic villain. Add her to the list alongside Reign and Agent Liberty.
Oh, so I didn’t mention but there was this scientist lady who wanted to harness lightning and that didn’t work, so she went mad with courage and somehow caused this insane storm. That part wasn’t super clear but who cares, it looks pretty cool. Also, Lena didn’t get affected by the magic blast because she’s a witch. Lena is pissed but she’s got no choice but to believe it now.
So, against her very better judgement, Kara takes the Superfriends to fight off this massive storm that is going to blow out the city. After struggling in vain because J’onn is trying to reason with Dr. Lahr and Alex is saving William’s ass because he’s randomly on scene, Kara just tells Lena to let the totem go. Makes sense, honestly. Gotta do what’s best, which isn’t always what’s right. 
KELLLLLLLLYYYYYYY. Kelly saving Alex is so sweet and amazing. 10/10 amazing entrance, love it.
Supergirl and friends stop the lighting storm in a honestly cool way. Kara makes a quip before she passes out because her and Nxyly are now connected a la Harry-Voldemort style, where they can feel each other’s emotion.
Kelly and Alex have a very sweet Dansen moment at the beginning of this episode, and to finish it as well. Kelly saying she likes scars while making eyes at Alex is everything. I love these two.
The we get a domestic Supercorp moment as well. People, us Supercorpers are being fed tonight! Lena opens up to Kara about being a witch after Kara still is struggling to figure out why she failed twice. Lena says to Kara “you are the epitome of courageous�� because she is trying very hard to flirt again and Kara is just missing it. But the two share a very sweet moment where Lena offers to learn magic just to help Kara and Kara accepts it, but declines it as well because like Harry, she thinks that this could be very useful to have.
That’s it for this week. Overall, very happy with this episode. I think besides the kinda useless William C-plot, everything else was great. Great Dansen and Supercorp and even Brainia moments. Next episode, not sure how it’s going to go truthfully but I’m hopeful! Also, Kara is bullet proof and she looks so done with whoever is shooting her haha. It does sounds like a Lena-centric episode, but William also seems to be a focus, so yay-ish I guess lol. Until then!
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vultures-and-scavengers · 4 years ago
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my favorite thing about phantom menace was how it showed the republic and the jedi had degraded. like yeah, its not the best of the SW movies, but like, it really does a good job of setting up all the failures of the republic as well as the rise of the separatists.
like, we’re told the republic is a bastion of liberty and democracy, blah blah blah, its deadlocked by businesses, lobbyists, and when one of its own member systems is under invasion, its unable to act. which by the way, completely validates separatist concerns about the republic’s ability to protect its own members, especially when we know outer rim planets are usually poorer and have issues with pirates and organized crime.
we’re told the republic is a galactic power, but shmi completely dismisses it. the republic doesn’t exist out here, she says, in reply to padme being all, “well if the republic knew about it.” its tatooine. the republic knows. the jedi know. the hutts and tatooine have been around for thousands of years. jabba is 600 years old. they know. they’re just powerless out in the outer rim. which AGAIN validates separatist concerns.
we’re told jedi are good negotiators. we’re not shown that jedi can solve these diplomatic scuffles at all. sure, qui-gon negotiates anakin’s release, but he does so through attempted mind tricks and then using the force on a chance cube. im sorry, that isn’t negotiating. the only real diplomatic negotiating, the thing we’re told jedi are good at and famed for, is handled by 14 year old girls.
we’re told jedi are amazing warriors. qui-gon gets killed. obi-wan gets tossed around before making a come back in the end. yeah, the duel looks super cool, but the point is also that maul was a sith apprentice. he’s not the big bad. he’s the henchman.
we’re told jedi are empathetic and kind and wise. they berate anakin for being afraid for his mom and thinking about her. you know. while she’s still in slavery. wherer the jedi left her. and dont go back for her. despite her being the mom of the possible chosen one. and her fate will likely have a huge effect on him. and freeing her will probably endear the jedi to anakin. and then to add insult to injury, his fate is left up in their air until the very end of the movie, which, you know, probably isn’t good for a kid. he’s nine. he’s away from everything he knows and you couldn’t give him an ounce of stability? and then drag him back into a warzone? im sorry, but like, anakin should have been on coruscant with a padawan or with other younglings. he should not have ever been in a position to get into a starfighter or a space battle. at the age of nine. but plot, i know, but also, like, he’s nine and thats horrifying.
in fact, outside anakin, and outside freeing the queen, the whole issue of the invasion is solved by the people of naboo. they were almost effectively on their own to solve their own problems. im not saying the jedi didn’t help. but i am saying they were not the grand heroes of this movie, which is what we’re told jedi are supposed to be. phantom menace is a 100 red flags about whats coming for the jedi and the republic.
i could go on, but the point of phantom menance is that the republic and the jedi order are failing. they’re not what they used to be.
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amplesalty · 3 years ago
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Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989)
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If I can make it there, I’ll make it anyhwere...
We’ve just had another Friday the 13th so it’s time to dust off the old slasher franchise for my ongoing attempts to make it all the way through the series. Let’s see where we left off last time, 6? Well, that’s not strictly true. I did watch 7 last November but never bothered posting about it. Which, I probably should have done because for once it actually bucked the trend with these movies and I actually kinda liked it? Just try to imagine ‘Jason vs Carrie’ and that’s basically it. Kinda takes the whole thing in a slightly different direction which is a welcome change after so many chapters of ‘Jason stabs camp councilors...again’. Maybe I’ll revisit it in more detail some time.
This movie isn’t quite that far out with it’s gimmickry there’s definitely an element of that with swapping the shoes of Crystal Lake for the neon lights of Manhattan. At least, that’s what the title of the movie would have you believe.  It doesn’t exactly play out that way though.
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The opening of the movie seems to be going that way as it takes you on a guided tour around the dark city streets, with steaming sewer vents, shady alleyways complete with muggings, subway rides, diner coffee orders and a shot of Times Square.  It’s all set to the stylings of Metropolis and ‘The Darkest Side of the Night’. I dig the song, has a very 80’s rock vibe to it, like something by Survivor that you’d get in a Rocky movie but it just seems a little out of place here.
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Wait a minute, is that the Batman symbol?! Forget Jason vs Carrie, give us Jason vs Batman. Don’t tell me DC wouldn’t go for that, they seem more than happy to license out the Caped Crusader. I mean, we did just have crossover movies with Scooby Doo and the Ninja Turtles in recent years.
The requisite awakening of Jason takes place, this time jolted into life by the 1.2 gigawatts of electricity running through an underwater cable next to his watery grave. From there, we bumps off a couple of kids making whoopee in a house boat before stowing away on board as the boat slowly drifts into port where a high school pleasure cruise is about to set sail.
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And it’s here that the bulk of the movie takes place which...isn’t the worst idea in the world? Would have that same sort of idea behind Alien where you’re trapped on board with this killer, not quite as extreme since there are some ways off a ship if need be. The movie touches on it to a degree, there’s a sense of paranoia and claustrophobia that develops but it doesn’t feel fleshed out.
You could throw in a sort of moral element to it, like the characters coming to terms with there being no escape and no way to eliminate Jason so they ponder whether to destroy the ship and sacrifice themselves so Jason doesn’t make it to land. Then you have the obvious sequel bait of him actually surviving and finding himself a whole host of new victims.
It just feels like a bait and switch. Just look at the poster, how awesome is that? You’ve got one of the most iconic skylines in the world and home to some of the tallest and most famous buildings but yet Jason looms over each and every one of them. And the subtitle ‘Jason Takes Manhattan’ conjures up all these images in your head of Jason rampaging through the streets like when the T-Rex gets loose in San Diego in The Lost World. I guess ‘Jason Goes Boating’ doesn’t have quite the same ring to it. Jason being in the big city is a novel concept which hasn’t really been explored in the series up to now. Sure it starts to move away from just being confined to the camp grounds but it’s still a pretty rural area so to go to this level of widespread panic would be interesting.
At first I thought the movie might be trying to be a ‘best of both’ worlds and the ship section was just to explain how he gets to the big city. It kinda gives that impression the way it starts rattling off all the people on board and starts killing them off quicker than it can introduce them. This one rock chick is in all of two scenes and the second one is her death. They’re characters done with very broad strokes so it feels they’re doing the bare minimum to give you some context before Jason kills them off, just to keep the pace up before we get to the real meat and potatoes of the action in the big city. It’s almost like The Breakfast Club with all the stereotypes we have on show; the jock, the nerd, the beauty queen...
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We even get elements of the controlling father of EMILIOOOOOO’s character with young Sean Robertson who’s own father is the ships captain and seems quite keen on Sean taking up the family business. Are you not taking things a little too seriously to be in full naval uniform and ribbons for the sake of some exaggerated high school graduation party?
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And don’t forget basket case Rennie who has visions of a young Jason drowning. Except, her dog spends this scene looking at the port hole in a very worried manner as well before getting freaked out and running away so apparently he has these visions too?!
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Rennie clearly isn’t too popular amongst her peers as the bitchy, popular girl promptly hip checks her off the deck, sending her flying through the air and into the icy waters below. Have the people who made this ship not heard of a guard rail?
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I’m not sure what the deal is with Rennie and all these weird visions she has, like blood coming out of a tap or young Jason bursting through the mirror and gooziling her. The movie never really explains what the link is between the two of them, at most it seems to be this mutated childhood trauma where she nearly drowned, mixed with warnings she had back then that she needed to learn to swim lest she end up drowning like that Jason Vorhees boy. It’s just like the puritan origins of those urban legends, clearly all along Jason Vorhees was just a means of scaring kids into taking water safety seriously.
Still, as unexplained as it is, it still adds some enjoyable moments to the movie and I’ll gladly take the writers throwing a bunch of weird shit at the wall to see what sticks over some of the earlier movies.
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I love the moment when the core group of survivors eventually make it off the ship, taking refuge in the life boat, rowing day and night to try and find some sort of sanctuary before eventually seeing a torch on the horizon; that of Lady Liberty. One of the most iconic images in human history, a great symbol of hope to the tired, poor and huddled masses yearning to breathe free that made their way to her shores. Like those that came before them across the seas, finally their nightmare is over.
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Or, at least it is for all of about five minutes before they get promptly mugged by two street urchins.  Not just muggers mind you, given that they usher Rennie away with disturbing plans in mind for her.
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Which, say what you will about Jason, he does stop an attempted rape in this movie. Probably not going to tip the karmic scales in his favour after the hundreds of grizzly murders at his hands over the years but still, it’s a start. Plus, this is doubly puritan as this guy injected Rennie with heroin or something so Jason is taking a stand against drugs as well.
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We also get one of the characters standing up to Jason on a rooftop and trying to use his boxing skills to good use by giving him a series of right hooks and body blows. Only, Jason has been following the Homer Simpson school of boxing as he just stands there and takes it before the other guy gets too fatigued to carry on. At which point Jason literally knocks his block off like a Rock ‘Em, Sock ‘Em robot and the guys head rolls away into a nearby dumpster which then slams shut in a very satisfying manner.
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Rennie and Sean end up in the sewers but need to get out again as the sewer system is about to flood with toxic waste. Lucky that they just have buckets of that lying around that Rennie can just throw in Jason’s face. He then removes his mask in what I can only assume is a loving tribute to The Phantom of the Opera to reveal the mutated freak beneath. Maybe this is another Toxic Avenger origin movie?
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Then lightning strikes The Statue of Liberty because...symbolism, I guess?
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And Jason succumbs to his one weakness; drowning. Only this time in the aforementioned toxic waste so it’s nice to have a bit of variety. At which point he turns back into child Jason because...I have no idea. Maybe it’s another one of their visions, or they’ve somehow exorcised the demons of zombie ghost Jason and now the spirit of child Jason can rest in peace?
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You know what the most amazing thing about this movie is? Other than the fact that Rennie’s dog shows up again at the end because it seems to have the homing skills of one of those animals you read about in the papers who travel across country to their old house, these characters have been through the innards of a manky old ship, been lost at sea for however long, trudged through the shift encrusted sewers and tussled with a decaying monster and still manage to come out without a speck of dirt on them.
Maybe I’ve just been going into these last couple with super low expectations but I’m actually beginning to enjoy them now? Like I said before, I found the old ones really boring so changing up the formula is refreshing and they’re tickling my ‘so bad it’s good’ senses with all the weird shit going on.
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Like, amongst all those images in my head of what a Jason in New York movie would be, funny wasn’t one of them but it just seems to really ramp up in this finale. You have individual moments like when a bunch of thugs are listening to music from their boombox which Jason storms past and punts in the air. They don’t too kindly to this, pulling out chains and switchblades to threaten him, to which he calmly lifts up his mask and causes them to flee with their tails between their legs.
But there’s also this broader idea which serves as this sort of amazing anti climax that having Jason turn up in New York is not the cataclysmic event you think it would be. It’s like no one outside of Crystal Lake has even heard of him so no one bats an eyelid when some 7ft behemoth goes by in the street or on the subway at 1am. I mean, who’s going to notice another freak around here? When Sean and Rennie storm into a diner looking for help, their cries of a maniac being on the loose and trying to kill them is met with a rather quizzical look by the waitress who simply replies ‘Welcome to New York...’.
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Then Jason bursts through the wall like the Kool Aid man and the cook just shakes his head and walks out to confront him. He does it so nonchalantly as if he’s had to deal with his a hundred times already, like it happens so often that it’s lost all meaning. This whole movie has a pretty damning outlook on this city, maybe the true horror in our lives isn’t playing out on TV or on the big screens of our local cinemas. It’s a call to arms that the true horror is the violence and crime taking place on our city streets every day and the systemic issues going unchecked that give rise to it.
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Episode III: The Return of Manovich
week 11: Vincent Miller, “Key Elements of Digital Media” / Lev Manovich, “The Language of New Media”, Principles of New Media: 2. Modularity, 4. Variability, 5. Transcoding
Today I am very Happy. Even if yesterday night AS Roma lost to some unpronounceable and unspellable German team. You know why? No, it’s not because I am going out why someone I like. And neither because I decided I want to try and go to a rage room once. None of these romantics things.
NO
It’s because today, Hideo Kojima’s long-awaited and frankly strange-looking new game Death Stranding is out!
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This is me being happy with the copy of the game I just bought from this pedantic guy at GameStop who really wanted to sell me their useless (and of course expensive) fidelity card. I do not fidelize. I do not permanently associate with the revolting logics of media capitalism. Btw yes that in the background is Patti Smith’s Horses signed by herself. I am so cool, I know. What can you do.
ANYWAYS
Why is this relevant? Well, for a number of reasons. First of all because a videogame is a digital object, a digital medium. So it’s important to us. Secondly, because the themes of this game are SOOOOOOO damn interesting and appropriate for what we are doing in this class.
BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY
Because I decided to have yet another theme-based post. So Ladies, Gentlment, and all the other 7456 genders out there in the wide wild world, let me introduce you to this week’s issue of my blog, which will be entirely
VIDEOGAME-THEMED
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Yes, I will. Sorry not sorry.
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OK so as it is now customary I will skip Miller because I don’t like riassunti and synthesis and also I want to continue my honeymoon with Manovich.
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Here’s me with my boy Lev.
Today we deal with the last three of Manovich’s Principles of New Media. Today I also want to be reader-friendly so I tell all of you from the start that I am going to explain briefly the principle and then pick an example, of course from some videogame. OK fellas? Ready to go.
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Principle No. 2: Modularity
Well, modularity is quite easy. Manovich uses it to explain how digital objects are assembled through independent parts, which working on their own constitute the totality of the aforementioned object. A good example from videogames is the phenomenon of pop-up textures: that thing that happens when you’re playing a game in 3D graphics which uses real-time rendering, but optimization hasn’t been done well enough (or you’re just pushing the graphics beyond your hardware capabilities) and so you get some textures to be rendered with a delay. And this sucks because, well, it’s not very realistic and it makes you realize you’re just playing a videogame.
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:( this is extreme tho. Sometimes it’s just OK.
[Btw pop-up textures are essentially what Manovich is referring to at page 39 when he writes about “distancing” and “level of detail”]
Manovich refers to this also as the “fractal structure” of digital media, which very cool and very LSD-like. So, yeah, cool.
BUT EVEN COOLER THAN THIS
is how this made me think of Aristotle. Your friendly neighborhood Western-culture-generator philosopher loved to talk about how the whole of something is more than the sole value of its components. Which, in some ways, doesn’t really seem to apply completely to digital media.
SOMETHING TO REFLECT UPON
Oh. And I was also thinking that maybe, MAYBE
MAYBE
all this modularity in our daily lives is also affecting the way our minds work. Like we now struggle to create coherent, consistent (“hardwired” Manovich would say) arguments or chains of reasoning, but instead rely completely on modular frames of understanding. Like we now tend to see things as separate and independent from each other, and we have trouble in looking at the bigger picture.
“OF COURSE YOU MUST BE WRONG, WE’RE AS CAPABLE AS EVER IN UNDERSTANDING ISSUES IN THEIR TOTALITY. BUT NO KID CLIMATE CHANGE IS NOT REAL BECAUSE ADMITTING IT WOULD MEAN RECONSIDER THE PRIVILEGES I GREW UP AS EXPRESSIONS OF A POST-INDUSTRIAL COLONIAL SYSTEM OF EXPLOITATION  YESTERDAY SNOWED IN BERGAMO SO NO TROUBLE”
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But let us not be distracted by such irrelevant issues.
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Principle No. 4: Variability
Now this is obvious but still so cool. However, the question of variability is so multifaceted and complex that is difficult to pin it down to a single definition. I’ll try my best, though. I would say that
the concept of variability refers to all the ways in which digital objects can be modified, altered, or updated at the source of their distribution.
That is, without having to physically change anything. The only thing that variability needs is some form of the refresh button. It is a sort of physically invisible mutation, a “liquid” transformation, as Manovich says. And of course this has to do with Numerical Representation, Modularity, and Automation.
Before getting into the real interesting stuff about variability, Manovich makes seven examples. A couple of them will help grasp the concept better. So yeah, example three reads like this:
“Information about the user can be used by a computer program to customize automatically the media composition as well as to create elements themselves” (37)
In that unfortunately incomplete masterpiece that Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain is, you get to play as badass Venom Snake aka (sort of...) Big Boss, a super amazing and incredibly skilled soldier who has to infiltrate military compounds and all sorts of other infiltrable things between Afghanistan and Zaire around the mid-80s. In this game, you can decide what kind of equipment to bring with you, and approach the mission the way you like best. You can bring big-ass noisy weapons and just have a crazy battles, you can use assault rifles of sniper guns with silencers and be very quiet, and you can also use guns with tranquilizers so that you don’t kill anybody. You just put them to sleep.
Now, the cool thing about it is that the more you progress in the game, the more enemy soldiers will adjust to your playing stile. For instance, I remember using only tranquilizers with pistols and sniper rifles. So I would get lots of headshots, because when you headshot someone, he instantly falls asleep. After a few missions, most of my enemies adapted and started wearing helmets! So it was much harder for me to get those headshots.
See? This is an example of automation and variability.
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There is also of course example number six. The one about periodical updates. Again, for anybody who ever played a videogame online, this is usual business.
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I remember I once was thirteen. Yeah I know that’s hard to imagine, but for a moment just please bear with me. When I was thirteen I was very much into multiplayer FPSs. At that time particular, me and my friends would spend entire days on Call of Duty: Black Ops. Now, the online multiplayer was constantly updated and amended, so that if someone discovered that a certain build for a weapon made that weapon totally over-powered and impossible to play against, the guys at Activision would correct the flaw and balanced the game again. But variability in the game also occurred when DLCs were released: new maps, new weapons, new elements would ‘enter’ the world of the online game and of course alter it. It was cool, really. Cause the game evolved throughout the season. But the you had to buy the new one and spend other money and start back again and… really, can we just say fuck capitalism? That game could have lasted decades. Damn.
ANYWAY
By far the most interesting thing to me came at page 40, when Manovich discusses variability in terms of interactivity and hypermedia. In particular, he distinguishes between two ‘versions’ of interactivity.
Open interactivity: an interactive object “in which both the elements and the structure of the whole object are either modified or generated on the fly in response to the user’s interaction with a program.” (40)
Closed interactivity: an interactive object “that uses fixed elements arranged in a fixed braching structure” (40) and therefore on which users have only ‘liberty of order’. That is, they can only choose in which order to interact with the elements.
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Now, try to follow me for a second. I think this distinction opens up one possibility of categorizing videogames. But we need to add one more category. We have
Linear games (Super Mario, the first Metal Gear Solid, Resident Evil 4…) which display a ‘limited’, ‘scripted’ interactivity. That is: you have to follow the path that has been chosen for you by the developers. You cannot decide in which order to do things. You go ahead with the game – interact with it, sure, but you basically witness the story unfold in front of your eyes passively.
Open world games (GTA, Spiderman, Pokémon games…), which essentially function on a principle of closed interactivity. You’re free to roam around and do whatever you want, to choose your own ‘order of interaction’ with the elements on the map, but you cannot act on the storyline, which is still linear and scripted for you. The story doesn’t change, no matter what you do inside or outside of the main missions.
pure RPGs (Fallout 4, Final Fantasy, Skyrim, Mass Effect…) which instead function on a principle of open interactivity. Your choices inform the way in which the game unfolds in terms of story, world, and sometimes even gameplay. The interaction is open because it allows to be formed in response to what the player does.
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I should totally write a narratology of videogames.
I’ve already written a lot and I want to get to the last principle, but
I NEED
to point out something that comes around the end of page 41. Ready? So Manovich writes:
“The principle of variability exemplifies how, historically, changes in media technologies are correlated with social change. If the logic of old media corresponded to the logic of industrial mass society, the logic of new media fits the logic of the postindustrial society, which values individuality over conformity. […] In this way new media technology acts as the most perfect realization of the utopia of an ideal society composed of unique individuals. New media objects assure users that their choices—and therefore, their underlying thoughts and desires—are unique, rather than preprogrammed and shared with others.” (41-2)
Now, I am not sure precisely where Manovich stands on this argument, but this definitely rang a bell for me.
HEY LEV, EVER HEARD OF A LAD CALLED PASOLINI?
Because yeah, digital media gave us this fantastic possibility of escaping omologation because anybody can see, read, do whatever they want without any authority providing them with univocal content.
But are we really sure this is the triumph of individuality? Couldn’t this be just a new, and much more subtle and devilish form of conformity?
My bro and spiritual-granddaddy PPP believed so. And you, he was writing in the early seventies – not long before being brutally killed by neo fascists with the complacency of the State a Roman kid in Ostia – and virtually all of his predictions are becoming a terrible reality. Because Pier Paolo believed the (back then) new consumer society (which let’s face it gave birth to digital media the way we know it today) was only a new, horrible, de-humanizing form of fascism.
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This is for anybody who understands a little italian and loves tragic heroes talking about the horrors of late capitalism on winter beaches.
BUT WE HAVE TO COME TO AN END, DON’T WE?
Principle No. 5: Transcoding
I’ll be very brief, this is easy. Manovich defines transcoding starting from the difference between the “cultural layer” (pretty much the visual, the interface) and the “computer layer” (basically code) of digital media. Using the example of videogames again, the cultural layer of a videogame is all that you see happening on the screen, while the computer layer is the code ‘behind’ it that makes it all happen in that way.
Fine, cool. Transcoding, Manovich says, happens everytime these two layers—these two languages, really—start to mix and mesh with each other.
The best example that I can come up with right now—and I am sorry if I can’t think of anything better but you know I have a graceful lady waiting for me, his date—has to do again with open world videogames.
SO HERE’S THE THING, I THINK
Open world videogames emerged and became the next big thing of gaming when the internet was already a big thing. And there’s a reason for that. It’s because the structure of an open world mimics, in many ways, that of the WWW.
THINK ABOUT IT
An open world is somewhere were you can roam around (I want to say navigate so badly!) pretty much everywhere you want. Most of the times you can jump from one places to another, sometimes using a nice menu/database of possible locations (reminds you of anything? Hyperlinking? Search engines, anybody?). You can’t really create much, but you can see everything. Well, that to me sounds like WWW.
COULD IT BE LOVE? TRANSCODING?
I think it is, baby.
We’re sadly at the end of our ride
:(
But don’t be afraid!
THERE’S STILL ROOM FOR MUSIC AND VISUAL ARTS
Today we celebrate videogames, so what’s better than a collection of some classics in videogame music history? Enjoy.
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As for visuals, I want to come full circle. Hideo Kojima’s game have always been blessed with amazing character design and illustrations by his bro Yoji Shinkawa. Death Stranding is no exception. Except that there is an exception, because these times the characters are actors! Great actors! Like beautiful Lea Seydoux who I hope one day to marry. Or at least to hookup with, come on. Anyways, that’s beyond my point. I just wanted to introduce this beautiful promotional picture for Death Stranding.
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It really is beautiful.
до свидания!
Image Sources: Parade, Pure Nintendo, Tech in Asia, GIPHY, Know Your Meme
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airoasis · 5 years ago
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"Chirpy Burpy Cheap Sheep" | Father Ted | Series 3 Episode 2 | Dead Parrot
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"Chirpy Burpy Cheap Sheep" | Father Ted | Series 3 Episode 2 | Dead Parrot
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You look horrible does not you do just right all of it I didn’t get so much sleep father I saved thinking I heard this horrible howling noise good that’ll be the Beast what is that there may be anything terrible on the moors farther north we haven’t any extra then there’s anything horrible roaming the circular the location the place ordinarily there could be extra father they feel it might be a style of significant fox dougas sorry howdy it couldn’t be Jack might you would see her any one could mistake him for a giant madcap recollect to wildering jump years father Jack may be very much littered with the changing of the seasons for a short while a awesome serenity enters his lifestyles and he is as one with nature he’s excellent when he is within the mood Sonia’s final little bit longer I better go on make some tea Dugan I might flip off that report however it is off what do you mean Chris is not within the competition did the chump you have got to enter him all this talk of the beast has obtained to UM his now that’s right I took a photo of him this morning nerves I mean Fargo it’s she he invariably had an extraordinarily creative temperament father yeah Robin will not be a live performance penis is a she you I do not know oh my god I imply whilst you examine it with what he gave the look of final yr two thoroughly distinct sheep he is off his food he’s now not dozing and he started took ball what am I going to do Fargo pull yourself together Chris needs you know greater than he’s ever needed you come on I want to see him cargo that is an order take me to see Chris the sad sheep god dude you should have noticeable him he’s just a shadow of a sheep not surprised head if I used to be a sheep i might be gazing my again proper now right given that of the Beast that is greatest for cats and it is got a retractable legs so they may be able to soar opportu higher if you understand watch head it lights up at night and the four ears chew them up for listening and the other two are type of again up here the crows are as tremendous as cooked and for some cause is so some Indus fear of stamps mrs.Doyle used to be telling me that has bought magnets on tails so they are made out of metal it will probably connect itself to you and as a substitute of the notes it is obtained four hours it’s a legend it doesn’t exist right head the way as a Phantom of the Opera does not exist that used to be the Opera does not exist so i’m no longer going to get into this what does exist and what would not exist debate once more ok but i will have got to insist you add these last two examples to the chart ok Duggal no i’m extra concerned about that i+ on Chris fitting king of the sheep i don’t feel it might win then no burping sheep has ever gained us what about gigantic Brendan in 1983 yeah anyway it’s only a heating price range and appear what the weather information says just final year’s weather news what this is this 12 months I have got to go and spot if John and Mary would let me take my a reimbursement the next day to come I could go down with you see in the event that they’ve got one other sound effects album volume 5 fair adequate I bet one of the v-rod are on the within of his head I win a yawn it has a green leaf a chair to load a hand around and performed a barrel good day Fargo and then he does not have any eyebrows in any respect besides on Saturday you learn from manners i will telephone away the cake how do you adore that huh hi there John hey silence really hi there Tiger McGuire very oh oh she’s conscious and her mother Wow it’s a room someone within the cupboard no father Mary Todd Mary I forgot you have been there correct I proposal you heard your mom’s no I did not go to me mother in the end i am in the cabinet Mary what are you doing in there oh I comprehend it’s for the reason that of this beast of craggy Island factor I proposal that Mary could be safer in the cupboard i am Errol appear welcome to you for father oh yeah p.C. Of 20 incorporates i’m going to get them love you stay in the cabinet John can i have a word ma’am whats up Mary no three days mechanics oh yeah i’m fine anyway i am sorry father a bets a bet it can be simply but if the lady doesn’t have the operation she will not be beneath fetch water for her village i’m sorry father if the pite did not stay up for the chances of prolong to twenty to 1 as a result of Chris’s worried troubles anyway your cigarette thanks Ted they don’t have the sound result out and we might as good just go hi bye-bye then i’m hoping you’re satisfied I shut up oh seem there’s tremendous Reed howdy enormous what are you fascinated by there Ted you must see the massive critical seem for your face I are not able to see Crispin in this competitors guru Ted it’s pointless even interested by it you are most effective wasting your time there’s nothing we are able to do about the quandary we simply have to accept the fact and that is that how about we convey Kris over here for a even as possibly to alter your doing excellent oh ho extraordinary amazing or something we would do failed to I say it as a minimum India they’re just a 2nd ago no no you failed to you said the special opposite there was obviously nothing we might do genuinely Ted you may have performed this to me before I took the liberty of tape in the conversation just have just a little you are simplest wasting your time there’s nothing we will do the trouble I stand corrected ah serious now anyway i’m nonetheless now not sure about this now father do not worry more difficult however the subsequent time you see him he’ll be a new sheet if not with making me to a jumper and a few chops i am terribly sorry sir that used to be just a PI i am terribly terribly sorry i’m going to be off then okay so and critically it was one location he may also be certain peace and quiet I suppose will likely be an insult to you if I conclude that sentence you’re a parity father yes we’re also try and get Chris into form for the competition do you believe what are you friends like a cup of tea father it isn’t she fellow i do not suppose they drink staff has warmness oil not except you might have some distinctive sheet tea sure I do have some sheet tea within the kitchen rightful them give them given some nothing k so Godhead it is close to midday we need to stand up this early inquire from me accomplished Duggal we’ve bought to get Chris from watching like this to looking like this it is your father digit is he i am sorry we tried the whole lot I went I consider that I is I better take him dwelling aha ah gotcha did you what did you just did my nice so be aware of what to claim father can i buy you a drink to have a good time o.K. Mcdougal you mind Krister we get back and do not let him wander away keep an eye on them and keep that front door closed ok Ted is the rest taking Shiva good day did you see and also you activate gratefully over feeling your neck truely determined 33 that’s how shut once I need to pay extra in these photos ever that you would be able to stack this the high-quality baccarat seem at me devour yeah excellent yes that is like Duggal I detect that the entrance door is large open oh it’s yes Ted as we are presently sheepish oh ah dude I told you to maintain the entrance door closed no just keep up their head how do we know which way to go she’s like several wool bearing animals instinctively journey north but colder mr.Self so we ought to go north which approach is out I do not know that you can come from throughout us the Sioux Indians and the Arizona desert was in a position to pinpoint the distinct location of Buffalo with the aid of gauging the position of the moon and hanging their ears to the ground genuinely Ted maybe the sound is coming from that stereo it can be Chris y’alright he’s pleasant he needs to have an understanding of it was simply some thing stereo placing from the tree i am residence Dougal I consider i am starting to figure out what’s been happening well it’s been an convenient selection there is one alpha no twin-off and as a substitute than waste got here with a speech and get on with the job of a recognized thing the winner who today has come forced on this competitors to peer who the winner is within the king of the sheep competitors that we’ve got all come to at present wondering who Andy might be to win the prize of king of the Sheep the winner of this 12 months’s king of the Sheep competition is up hiya what’s the which means of this this competitors is a sham and a fraud and as sham how dare you there may be been a can provide and ratings try to sabotage this high profile sheep competition little puzzle are in this very room chines Reed and hood Hastings you better have enjoyable the fact that opus trouble all I do I do you’re the ones who constantly shatters of the so called beast of tiny island perpetually within hearing distance of Krista sheep paragon of the champion and it was you who used a replica of BBC sound results vol 5 to add method to those pants will declare an impression of she might no longer aid however be satisfied with the aid of the late-night time howlings of terrible monster Taipei and from manner approach approach work up lovely image father Freddy has painted how dare you bring disgrace on this fella place or knock shape and let me too tough on them so you do not know your identify introduced do not be too hard on the malum they had been conveniently pawns actual villain on this piece has yet to be printed Fargo boils what yeah I obtained cool now it is my deal with it used to be you who used to be disillusioned on the terrible odds Chris was receiving you who plan to manipulate these odds via sabotaging your own sheep after which staging a astonishing recovery on the day of the competitors you who paid large and hood to talk about the beast in entrance of Chris ah Oh James hello there I didn’t depend on the self-love of your accomplices who use their newfound wealth to buy a fur coat and a crown and it was once you who bought the BBC sound effects document sixty four for the dramatic alterations you who gave the sheet to me figuring out that could be a priest with an intuitive figuring out of sheep I could nurse him again to wellbeing you wish it is now not actual it is typical keep the Panisse father no he is lost the believe of his sheep that is punishment ample the farmer who offers exceptionally to low cost excuse me there is a bit of extension right here and i want some recent air one factor Ted if Chris has been disqualified does not imply you have got lost the heating allowance money on the mattress I know it’s a thorough step Duggal but it is very very bloodless here three months then Ted certainly on no account go to the bathroom first
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"Chirpy Burpy Cheap Sheep" | Father Ted | Series 3 Episode 2 | Dead Parrot
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Hey Fargo ah ok whats up you will have Chris watching nice for the competitors quality lad ha ha freely hey there Fargo benefit how’s the chance is exceptional if you happen to quit on him this year father well I put the entire annual eating allowance on him to win if he does not win what that means fiber well we will not have any heating however nevertheless it’s riskier stays as warm as a summer season heckler had been laughing come on teach Chris he’s a champ speak about it’s a designated J and you heard about this creature going around terrorizing sheep on the island no inform me more colossal is a Jaguar the vehicle be aware of what to be cutting and that is all teeth enormous white enamel the sheriff is known as as a kill get do good it can be only a subject of time does not get any Amoy she no intellect she be riskless Oh kids yay so nevertheless it’s handiest a subject of time be really low priced the sheriff is named Duggal supply the album a relaxation no come on Ted it’s tremendous I feel men and women will soon give up taking note of pop music and take heed to this style of thing alternatively you understand from what I hear in the charts today but i am no longer definite if that’s no longer going down already what that is so good k failed to it we’ve got acquired all sorts of things as if with the aid of magic i can create a large crowd of invisible dots or take you on a commute into darkest Africa i’m going to convey you right into a spooky fortress on a stormy night time hiya craggy Island broken apartment father technically speaking father Fargo father are you able to come over here fast and without doubt Fargo what appears to be the early life I used to move out to will is some thing of a celebrity go boil that is doing you o.K. You look horrible does not you do just right all of it I didn’t get so much sleep father I saved thinking I heard this horrible howling noise good that’ll be the Beast what is that there may be anything terrible on the moors farther north we haven’t any extra then there’s anything horrible roaming the circular the location the place ordinarily there could be extra father they feel it might be a style of significant fox dougas sorry howdy it couldn’t be Jack might you would see her any one could mistake him for a giant madcap recollect to wildering jump years father Jack may be very much littered with the changing of the seasons for a short while a awesome serenity enters his lifestyles and he is as one with nature he’s excellent when he is within the mood Sonia’s final little bit longer I better go on make some tea Dugan I might flip off that report however it is off what do you mean Chris is not within the competition did the chump you have got to enter him all this talk of the beast has obtained to UM his now that’s right I took a photo of him this morning nerves I mean Fargo it’s she he invariably had an extraordinarily creative temperament father yeah Robin will not be a live performance penis is a she you I do not know oh my god I imply whilst you examine it with what he gave the look of final yr two thoroughly distinct sheep he is off his food he’s now not dozing and he started took ball what am I going to do Fargo pull yourself together Chris needs you know greater than he’s ever needed you come on I want to see him cargo that is an order take me to see Chris the sad sheep god dude you should have noticeable him he’s just a shadow of a sheep not surprised head if I used to be a sheep i might be gazing my again proper now right given that of the Beast that is greatest for cats and it is got a retractable legs so they may be able to soar opportu higher if you understand watch head it lights up at night and the four ears chew them up for listening and the other two are type of again up here the crows are as tremendous as cooked and for some cause is so some Indus fear of stamps mrs.Doyle used to be telling me that has bought magnets on tails so they are made out of metal it will probably connect itself to you and as a substitute of the notes it is obtained four hours it’s a legend it doesn’t exist right head the way as a Phantom of the Opera does not exist that used to be the Opera does not exist so i’m no longer going to get into this what does exist and what would not exist debate once more ok but i will have got to insist you add these last two examples to the chart ok Duggal no i’m extra concerned about that i+ on Chris fitting king of the sheep i don’t feel it might win then no burping sheep has ever gained us what about gigantic Brendan in 1983 yeah anyway it’s only a heating price range and appear what the weather information says just final year’s weather news what this is this 12 months I have got to go and spot if John and Mary would let me take my a reimbursement the next day to come I could go down with you see in the event that they’ve got one other sound effects album volume 5 fair adequate I bet one of the v-rod are on the within of his head I win a yawn it has a green leaf a chair to load a hand around and performed a barrel good day Fargo and then he does not have any eyebrows in any respect besides on Saturday you learn from manners i will telephone away the cake how do you adore that huh hi there John hey silence really hi there Tiger McGuire very oh oh she’s conscious and her mother Wow it’s a room someone within the cupboard no father Mary Todd Mary I forgot you have been there correct I proposal you heard your mom’s no I did not go to me mother in the end i am in the cabinet Mary what are you doing in there oh I comprehend it’s for the reason that of this beast of craggy Island factor I proposal that Mary could be safer in the cupboard i am Errol appear welcome to you for father oh yeah p.C. Of 20 incorporates i’m going to get them love you stay in the cabinet John can i have a word ma’am whats up Mary no three days mechanics oh yeah i’m fine anyway i am sorry father a bets a bet it can be simply but if the lady doesn’t have the operation she will not be beneath fetch water for her village i’m sorry father if the pite did not stay up for the chances of prolong to twenty to 1 as a result of Chris’s worried troubles anyway your cigarette thanks Ted they don’t have the sound result out and we might as good just go hi bye-bye then i’m hoping you’re satisfied I shut up oh seem there’s tremendous Reed howdy enormous what are you fascinated by there Ted you must see the massive critical seem for your face I are not able to see Crispin in this competitors guru Ted it’s pointless even interested by it you are most effective wasting your time there’s nothing we are able to do about the quandary we simply have to accept the fact and that is that how about we convey Kris over here for a even as possibly to alter your doing excellent oh ho extraordinary amazing or something we would do failed to I say it as a minimum India they’re just a 2nd ago no no you failed to you said the special opposite there was obviously nothing we might do genuinely Ted you may have performed this to me before I took the liberty of tape in the conversation just have just a little you are simplest wasting your time there’s nothing we will do the trouble I stand corrected ah serious now anyway i’m nonetheless now not sure about this now father do not worry more difficult however the subsequent time you see him he’ll be a new sheet if not with making me to a jumper and a few chops i am terribly sorry sir that used to be just a PI i am terribly terribly sorry i’m going to be off then okay so and critically it was one location he may also be certain peace and quiet I suppose will likely be an insult to you if I conclude that sentence you’re a parity father yes we’re also try and get Chris into form for the competition do you believe what are you friends like a cup of tea father it isn’t she fellow i do not suppose they drink staff has warmness oil not except you might have some distinctive sheet tea sure I do have some sheet tea within the kitchen rightful them give them given some nothing k so Godhead it is close to midday we need to stand up this early inquire from me accomplished Duggal we’ve bought to get Chris from watching like this to looking like this it is your father digit is he i am sorry we tried the whole lot I went I consider that I is I better take him dwelling aha ah gotcha did you what did you just did my nice so be aware of what to claim father can i buy you a drink to have a good time o.K. Mcdougal you mind Krister we get back and do not let him wander away keep an eye on them and keep that front door closed ok Ted is the rest taking Shiva good day did you see and also you activate gratefully over feeling your neck truely determined 33 that’s how shut once I need to pay extra in these photos ever that you would be able to stack this the high-quality baccarat seem at me devour yeah excellent yes that is like Duggal I detect that the entrance door is large open oh it’s yes Ted as we are presently sheepish oh ah dude I told you to maintain the entrance door closed no just keep up their head how do we know which way to go she’s like several wool bearing animals instinctively journey north but colder mr.Self so we ought to go north which approach is out I do not know that you can come from throughout us the Sioux Indians and the Arizona desert was in a position to pinpoint the distinct location of Buffalo with the aid of gauging the position of the moon and hanging their ears to the ground genuinely Ted maybe the sound is coming from that stereo it can be Chris y’alright he’s pleasant he needs to have an understanding of it was simply some thing stereo placing from the tree i am residence Dougal I consider i am starting to figure out what’s been happening well it’s been an convenient selection there is one alpha no twin-off and as a substitute than waste got here with a speech and get on with the job of a recognized thing the winner who today has come forced on this competitors to peer who the winner is within the king of the sheep competitors that we’ve got all come to at present wondering who Andy might be to win the prize of king of the Sheep the winner of this 12 months’s king of the Sheep competition is up hiya what’s the which means of this this competitors is a sham and a fraud and as sham how dare you there may be been a can provide and ratings try to sabotage this high profile sheep competition little puzzle are in this very room chines Reed and hood Hastings you better have enjoyable the fact that opus trouble all I do I do you’re the ones who constantly shatters of the so called beast of tiny island perpetually within hearing distance of Krista sheep paragon of the champion and it was you who used a replica of BBC sound results vol 5 to add method to those pants will declare an impression of she might no longer aid however be satisfied with the aid of the late-night time howlings of terrible monster Taipei and from manner approach approach work up lovely image father Freddy has painted how dare you bring disgrace on this fella place or knock shape and let me too tough on them so you do not know your identify introduced do not be too hard on the malum they had been conveniently pawns actual villain on this piece has yet to be printed Fargo boils what yeah I obtained cool now it is my deal with it used to be you who used to be disillusioned on the terrible odds Chris was receiving you who plan to manipulate these odds via sabotaging your own sheep after which staging a astonishing recovery on the day of the competitors you who paid large and hood to talk about the beast in entrance of Chris ah Oh James hello there I didn’t depend on the self-love of your accomplices who use their newfound wealth to buy a fur coat and a crown and it was once you who bought the BBC sound effects document sixty four for the dramatic alterations you who gave the sheet to me figuring out that could be a priest with an intuitive figuring out of sheep I could nurse him again to wellbeing you wish it is now not actual it is typical keep the Panisse father no he is lost the believe of his sheep that is punishment ample the farmer who offers exceptionally to low cost excuse me there is a bit of extension right here and i want some recent air one factor Ted if Chris has been disqualified does not imply you have got lost the heating allowance money on the mattress I know it’s a thorough step Duggal but it is very very bloodless here three months then Ted certainly on no account go to the bathroom first
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TV shows and movies I remember from my childhood
Cheaper By The Dozen: I remember the first time I ever saw this movie. I was at my dad’s for the weekend and we were eating spinach pizza with ranch (don’t judge me) and I was so in love with the kid that played Jake.
Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2: I remember this one the most because Mickey D’s forgot to give me honey mustard for my nuggets and my dad tried making me some. Also I thought Sabrina Bryan from The Cheetah Girls was in this movie, but it was Skyler Shaye,who kinda looks like Sabrina Bryan.
The Cheetah Girls: I know all these songs by heart and I remember fighting with my sister and cousin over who would be which Cheetah Girl
Bring It On: I mean who hasn’t seen this and again fought with my sister and cousin over which side we were on
Spy Kids: I was obsessed with the Spy Kids movies. I remember my dad taking me to see all the movies in the theater and he would fall asleep halfway through and snore.
Hotel for Dogs: This cheesy ass movie stayed with me because Jake T. Austin was in it and so was Emma Roberts
Wizards of Waverly Place: I might still like wizardry, knowing full and well that it’s not real but who cares
Unfabulous: Spending the weekend at my grandparents and just watching this show was the best. Also I could never see why Addie liked Jake. I liked that one dude she dated. The one who had all those allergies. . .she kissed him after eating a peanut butter cookie and he had to leave for the hospital
Zoey 101: EVERYONE ASKING CHASE IF THAT WAS HIS REAL HAIR!
Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide: This was my show and I would like to think it helped me through middle school
Invader Zim: THIS SHOW IS COMING BACK. I have no idea why I liked this show but I did
Danny Phantom: Yo Danny Phantom, he was just fourteen when his parents built a very strange machine” I can rap that whole intro. This was my favorite show
Fairly Odd Parents: After the years I’ve lost track of this show. . .last I heard of it Timmy got a fairy god dog. I loved this show.
Jimmy Neutron: When I say I sat watching this show 24/7 I MEAN IT! I loved this show and then Fairly Odd Parents and Jimmy Neutron did a whole mashup
The Suit Life of Zack and Cody: My mom enjoyed this show, so you know it was genuine!
 Proud Family: I miss this show. Like I really really miss this show. They should make a live action one
The Wild Thornberrys: Okay if you did not cry during the movie when she lost her power you are lying
Lazy Town: Imma leave this here cause I saw the memes
Pb & J Otter: “Do the noodle dance”
Big Comfy Couch: This show made clowns less scary
Between the Lions: This was a fantastic show. Like PBS Kids had some pretty great shows. Also did Cliff Hanger ever get rescued from that cliff?
Liberty Kids: I think my interest in history comes from this show because without it I would take naps in history class
Cheetah Girls 2: Need I say more. All the best songs came from this movie. I also remember trying the hostess Ding Dong cakes while watching this
Shark Tale: All the references to other movies in this one movie was great, but I also want to know what possessed them to make this movie?
 As Told By Ginger: About two years ago I looked this show up on YouTube and reminisced
Out of the Box: “So long farewell to you my friends. Goodbye for now until we meet again” This show was so creative and wholesome
Bear in the Big Blue House: That moon gave me nightmare
Scooby-Doo: I remember the old Boomerang cartoons, the movies, the spin-offs, which they still make, Scooby-Doo was life
 Maya and Miguel: This show was amazing. I mostly remember the chupacabra episode
Cyber Chase: Fucking Christopher Loyd was in this show. How can you not watch it!
Clifford the Big Red Dog: Mack was such an asshole of a dog sometimes, but another wholesome show
Zoom: “Come on and Zoom. Come on and Zoom, Come on and Zooma zooma zooma ZOOM!” When I was younger whenever I made myself ice cream I would pretend I was on the cooking segment of this show
Titanic: I recently went to the Titanic Exhibit and it was amazing. According to my mom I had an imaginary friend named Jack and because of my love for Dicarpio I’m pretty sure that character was my imaginary friend
Zeke and Luther: I can’t explain why I liked this show but I remember the guy that played Cookie from Ned’s Declassified was on here.
The Powerpuff Girls: THE REMAKE IS HORRIBLE!
 The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy: I enjoyed this show so much. I think Netflix once had it, but now it’s gone
Dexter’s Laboratory: DeeDee is a deceiving girl and you know it!
Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends: I still watch this show on Hulu and it’s still amazing
Ed, Edd, and Eddy: I was in love with Double D case and point. Though these boys were stupid
 Courage the Cowardly Dog: Why did I haunt myself by watching this at night?
Rugrats: I remember all their movies and eating a philly cheese steak while watching their first movie
Code Name: Kid’s Next Door: This was my all time favorite. I was really into spy stuff and even during book fairs got to by like a “how to be a spy” book
Johnny Bravo: As I look at this show now all I can say is he is in fact a Fuckboy. 
All That: I vaguely remember this but it was good
Good Burger: Kennan and Kel man. These two were funny as heck
Hey Arnold: Football head and then he found out Helga liked him in the movie
Recess: This was an amazing show and my mom’s favorite thing to watch at that
Rocket Power: Woogide woogide woogide
Kim Possible: Again I loved secret agent stuff and when Kim and Ron ended up with each other at the end I was so happy. “Hicka hicka boo” “Whoosha”
Legends of the Hidden Temple: Those gate masters scared the hell out of me but I loved this game show!
Not Another Teen Movie: When I realized Chris Evans, the same guy that plays Captian America played Jake Wyler I lost it!
Hoodwinked: I’m proud to say I know every song in this movie too
The Haunted Mansion: Eddie Murphy is so funny to me and this movie was scary
Minute Men: *clears throat* I may still be in love with Luke Benward
Mostly Ghostly: kjfaljfladsjkf I saw they made a remake and I can’t bring myself to watch that movie
Halloween Town: I love Halloween and this movie was my all time favorite. I still watch this now.
Twitches: Okay Disney Channel had a knack for making great movies
Quints: ajfdkllkj can you imagine that many holy crap. This was a good and out of the box movie
Luck of the Irish: I like this movie and every year Disney Channel plays it plus I was in love with the main character which leads me to
Smart House: I would obsess over this movie because again I was in love with that kid. . .what is his name?
How To Eat Fried Worms: This movie was crazy from start to finish but I liked it
Inkwell: I refuse to discuss this movie
National Treasure: oh yes. I remember eating some subs and garlic fries, sitting on the floor of my mom’s room while I watched this movie
The DaVinci Code: I’m still upset that Tom Hanks played the role of Robert Langdon and not Nicholas Cage
Pirate of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl: I’m obsessed with Pirates and these movies!
Smallville: Okay this show was so great. I love when the make different stories around the superheros
Gossip Girl: I own all the seasons. I remember the first time I ever watched this show. I was like eight or nine and for some reason it intrigued me
All My Children: My grandma got me into soap operas 
The Color of Friendship: If you have not seen this beautiful movie go watch it. Thought the original story is super sad
Tuck Everlasting: This movie was really interesting. I remember watching this at my friend’s house in Nebraska and swooning over the guy that played Jesse 
I’m gonna leave it here but I hope everyone else could reminisce with me and add on if you feel like sharing. These are all the ones I can remember off the top of my head though.
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Several of the leading drone devices and also additional equipment to consider getting include:
- Batteries: this set is a no-brainer. Having additional batteries will certainly provide you the chance to take pleasure in added hours of fun. While among the batteries is charging, you'll be utilizing the others to fly the drone. Make sure you contend with at least one extra battery.
- Added propellers: propellers are likely to break, particularly while you're making those initial trip attempts. Buy at least one complete collection of spare propellers.
- Propeller guards: this is fantastic for beginners. It will keep your fingers and also the propellers safe.
- Landing gear: some quadcopter versions are compatible with sophisticated touchdown items that are broader and also more stable than the initial. Personalized touchdown can also assist you to boost picture/video quality.
- SD cards: having at the very least a couple of micro SD cards will certainly provide you every one of the memories required to fire lovely images and capture longer video clips.
- Lugging situation: a top-quality lugging instance will keep your pricey devices secured while not remaining in use. It will likewise streamline the task of bringing your drone and also devices around. Ensure that the lugging instance you're getting has comfy, cushioned bands.
Getting Ready to Fly
Constantly check out the guidelines completely prior to getting started. If there are any instructional videos, you need to experience those, too. You might think that flying the drone is a piece of cake however if you're not careful, you take the chance of harming an instead costly gadget. Chances are that you don't make the first trip to your last one. Take your time as well as prepare yourself prior to going out there.
Familiarize yourself with the remote control-- experiment with it, push the switches and method coordination between the two hands. You ought to also recognize exactly how to take off and land the quadcopter delicately. Acquaint yourself with sign lights as well as what every one of them suggests.
Construct the starter drone as well as inspect that all of the pieces have actually been secured together. Discover a large open space and test the quadcopter. Don't go to maximum speed as well as optimum elevation right away. Infant actions are an excellent concept for the initial trip. As soon as you obtain a far better feel for the controller and also how the drone reacts to it, you'll have the liberty to carry out some more bold flight experiments.
Get many more ideas right here on flying a quadcopter.
Discover Aerial Digital Photography
See this guide: 7 Tips to Master Aerial Digital Photography.
Drone Terms
Drone terms can be perplexing for novices. I have compiled a small drone reference for novices.
Drone Enrollment, if your UAS weighs even more than 0.55 pounds.. (250 g) and less than 55 lbs. (25 kg) you require to register it online.
It is really simple to register, and also you do it right here online.
Think about Regulations in Your Country
In the United States, the Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) is the authority responsible for crafting drone regulations. Presently, the FAA has a collection of standards. The standards for flying unmanned aerial cars (UAVs) state that:
- The UAV must stay at an elevation of listed below 400 feet AGL
- Flights in a location in a three-mile span of an airport aren't permissible
- The UAV needs to be maintained within the pilot's view in any way times
- The UAV can't be piloted in NOAA areas
These pointers relate to hobbyists.
Commercial Drone License
When it pertains to commercial use in the US, each individual entity needs to seek authorization.
This is called the Remote Pilot Certification. The procedure of obtaining this license is not that difficult, and budget-friendly. You require to pass the FAA part 107 test, have a look at our FAA Part 107 research guide for more info on that particular test.
You can read more right here regarding all you need for industrial drone licensing.
Points are a bit various in other parts of the world.
In Canada, UAVs that consider less than 77.2 pounds are taken into consideration recreational and they aren't based on particularly strict policies. Special Trip Procedure certificates are required for every one of the drones that are bigger or had by industrial entities.
European Air Travel Security Agency (EASA) is the entity that has the authority to craft guidelines in numerous European nations. According to existing EASA regulations, certification is needed despite the planned usage. Much like when it comes to US license requirements, these are handled on a case by case basis.
In some Oriental countries, farming use drones have actually been fully allowed. In Australia, the business use of drones is possible after a relatively basic recognition procedure has actually been completed.
Such policies are still in the process of being created. You may want to find out which authority is accountable for releasing licenses in your country. Their site ought to include info about the qualification requirements and the complexity of the procedure.
Final thought
For a beginner with a good budget, aiming to find out more concerning the world of UAVs, I recommend the DJI Phantom 3 Criterion. It is a fantastic tool you, and also has applications past simply being a newbie drone.
If you desire something less costly, I suggest the Syma X5C for the fun flying experience and the low price. It is well worth the price, as well as a wonderful beginning drone.
For more tips for the drone, newbies look into our for novices area.
FAQ regarding Drones for Novices
What is the very best DJI drone model for novices?
The easiest drone to begin with from DJI is the DJI Glow. It has some really cool functions like gesture control, collision avoidance, selfie mode as well as follow me mode. You can even release it from the palm of your hand. , if you run out of variety or battery it will return to you.
Which drones are the easiest to fly?
The least expensive drones are not always the most convenient to fly. They frequently do not have the kind of security you could want, as well as a lot of can not hover in a steady means. The really cheap drones can be enjoyable to find out with, as well as won't trouble you way too much if you crash.
If you want a drone that is truly easy to fly, I 'd seek high quality as well as security. I suggest something like the Holy Stone HS120D. A drone-like that will instantly return home if the signal drops, you fly out of range or the power runs low. It is also really simple to operate and fun to fly.
How far from the controller can a drone fly?
That depends upon the drone, the more affordable starter drones usually only have a variety of around 100-150 meters. A lot more mid-level starter drones, like the Holy Rock HS120D, have a range of around 300-500 meters. DJI Mavic Mini has a range of remarkable 4000 meters.
What is the best drone for shooting video clips?
When it comes to the video clip is the DJI Mavic Mini, the best drone for novices. It shoots 2.7 K Quad HD video and is filled with impressive recording attributes, like a helix, drone as well as circle. It likewise has an exact hover. If you are serious about filming check out the pricier DJI Mavic 2 Pro. 
What happens when your drone goes out of variety?
An inexpensive drone may lose control, leading to a collision, or a fly-away. To stop a fly-away, or losing control of your UAV, pick a best drones with camera that has to Go back to the Residence (RTH) feature. That way if you shed signal when you fly too much, or if the battery is running low the drone will certainly go back to you.
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