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Take this scribble of orca man with his regular fish wife ft me filming for a heart touching documentary or something.
Idk why i was inspired to doodle this at 4am.
FISH LOVE ALSJDFLASFASDF
Don't worry, he's just playing :)
Thank you so much for sharing! ♥
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guess what my friend is watching for the first time
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Love how Hoyo is just as much on Boothill's dick as the rest of us. The Wardance crowd really is just the fandom fjkdlsajlksl
#hsr#honkai star rail#hsr 2.5#boothill#hsr boothill#screenshots taken with Dan Heng bc of course heehee#none of them even care that he's wanted for murder and mayhem it's only the IPC so that's allowable KLJDKLSJADKFJ#'he's hot so it's ok!!' love the priorities here#one of the Wardance judges going to Jing Yuan like hey there's a wanted felon among the registered contestants. like a REALLY wanted one.#'What did he do?' 'Well-' and then it's just them reading off a massive rap sheet for like 10 minutes straight JKDSAJKDL#but they end it by specifying these are all charges held by the IPC and the IPC only so Jing Yuan is like 'oh well that's fine then'#Besides Yanqing was standing nearby at his usual post and Jing Yuan can see him practically vibrating out of the corner of his eye-#-all excited to fight a strong opponent haha#as if Jing Yuan would turn away a Galaxy Ranger anyway#you know he was restraining himself from asking Boothill to take him with him pfffffffffft
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woke up from my nap and decided love is real
#BJORNSAN AND ANNIKA PLS I WILL CRY#also me in a loving relationship making this statement PFFFFFFFFFFT#wip
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@cakeyouareoh I can't 🤣
rereading the hunger games and i CANNOT stop thinking about what haymitch and peeta’s individual interview training session must’ve gone. like
haymitch: so what’s your angle you wanna go for how do we want to portray you
peeta: I Have Been In Love With Katniss For 12 Years
haymitch: oh word?
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sans unregtable??/1!
what does this mean anon?!?! O_o
is it a threat? a promise? new lingo little ol' me doesn't know? XD
also... isn't it snas unregtable? seems like it should be that right??
#Anonymous#pfffffffffft! XD#idk what's going on but it did make me laugh#SilverRyuRandom#NotDrabbleJustSweetieAsk
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Oh stars seeing that sea bear Glamrock freddy still reminds me of the salt circle from your crypid fic-
Y/N pulling out that anti-sea bear circle on a hunt
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guys hot uquiz was just discovered but I'm taking it about 100 yrs too late. anyways everyone share how wifeable you are.
THE WIFE RATING SCALE 1929

#PFFFFFFFFFFT#crying 😂😂😂😂#I mean by 1920s standards sure I’m a mess#but let’s be real here#I’m a delight#lemme wife someone up
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☠🌏– ''I am NOT thinking about it.''
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Deltarune chapter 5 spoilers!
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(Oðinn is also navigator of the Ever Given in this scenario)

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❝ Nice shirt, where did you get it? ❞
First Meeting Sentence Starters

Craig was silent for a minute, staring down at his tank top, which also had his guinea pig Stripe hanging onto the collar of it as if he was hanging for dear life.

Casually picking Stripe up and setting him on his shoulder, words can be seen on Craig's tank top.
It read:
Giga Milk
"Oh uh... Thanks, I guess." Craig faintly chuckled, and put on a fake smile.
"Well actually... He's not exactly a friend, but he's just someone I know." To this day Craig only considered Stan Marsh as a fellow acquaintance. They knew each other since childhood, but Craig was never all that close with him. If anybody out of Stan's group that Craig had to say he got along most with, it would probably be Kyle. Although Kyle wasn't exactly the smartest either, at least Kyle has more common sense than Stan, Kenny, Eric, and even Butters.
"Anyway what I'm trying to say is this guy I know, his girlfriend made this shirt for me, him, and our other friends. Silly, isn't it?"
Why did Craig agree to wear such a silly tank top with his friends again? He unfortunately did not have answers. He just rolled with it. Plus some of his muscles can be seen while wearing this silly tank top.
Beat that, Christophe! This twunk has more muscles than you do!
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This murdered me XDDD
And the animation is incredible!
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💪 Name 3 of your strengths.
Unconventional munday asks!
💪 Name 3 of your strengths.
(( aw man, that's a toughie; i asked my partner to help me out because i'm awful at stuff like this and he said 'my sense of humour', 'my good heart' and 'how self-aware i am'. haha, i dont know about any of them but, i would say that i do have a pretty down-to-earth sense of humour. i like a laugh and a joke as much as anybody and will usually find humour in most situations ( dependent on, yknow, whats happening).
as for the whole 'good heart' thing, i am very accepting of others and try to keep an open mind on all situations. i like hearing people's sides and opinions and i do genuinely care about others. even if i do seem a little aloof at times ( typical aquarius lol ).
as for the whole 'self-awareness' thing. maybe criminally so. i'm so self aware i'm self conscious :P but i do try and keep my wits about me and remain respectful of those around me. i've always believed that you never know what others are going through and you should be aware of as much when interacting with those around you. i'm guessing that's what my partner means by that. :P ))
#(answered)#(ooc)#(mun)#pfffffffffft three strengths - MY TWO BIG MUSCULAR ARMS AND MY ONE MUSCULAR LEG (just the one)#thanks for this :')
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O Medusa Y/N:
CRYING ALSDJFLASFJAF THE BLINDFOLD AND THE RUINS PFFFFFFFFFFT
Thank you, this has been making me laugh for days now! Y/N is just like that. Constantly.
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i found a chip in the exact shape of younger fords elbow. i felt like you needed to know this
pfffffffffft
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