#pfffffffffft! XD

[silverryu25]

This murdered me XDDD

And the animation is incredible!

[silverryu25]

Omg... this is horrifying and hilarious XD

so i like, heavily regret making this,

[supercreig]

❝ Nice shirt, where did you get it? ❞

First Meeting Sentence Starters

Craig was silent for a minute, staring down at his tank top, which also had his guinea pig Stripe hanging onto the collar of it as if he was hanging for dear life.

Casually picking Stripe up and setting him on his shoulder, words can be seen on Craig's tank top.

It read:

Giga Milk

"Oh uh... Thanks, I guess." Craig faintly chuckled, and put on a fake smile.

"Well actually... He's not exactly a friend, but he's just someone I know." To this day Craig only considered Stan Marsh as a fellow acquaintance. They knew each other since childhood, but Craig was never all that close with him. If anybody out of Stan's group that Craig had to say he got along most with, it would probably be Kyle. Although Kyle wasn't exactly the smartest either, at least Kyle has more common sense than Stan, Kenny, Eric, and even Butters.

"Anyway what I'm trying to say is this guy I know, his girlfriend made this shirt for me, him, and our other friends. Silly, isn't it?"

Why did Craig agree to wear such a silly tank top with his friends again? He unfortunately did not have answers. He just rolled with it. Plus some of his muscles can be seen while wearing this silly tank top.

Beat that, Christophe! This twunk has more muscles than you do!

[ibrithir-was-here]

BoMB Quincey cooking: "Salt to taste", my greatest enemy...

Pfffffffffft oh nooooo xD

That would indeed be one of his major hassles in cooking, both the salt and the taste part xD

[cypaira-the-skeleton]

Why am I Seeing this Golden comic right now?

It's magnificent!🤣

Mafia in undertale

Doopal is my mafia OC. These are doodles that I drew personally. There are so many images, so I'm going to upload them more as a reblog

[paladin-of-nerd-fandom65]

You know how some ppl joke about opening up a candy bar and seeing a “out of place” object?

I can see Chris and Jake doing that and putting:

Chris: a Shrek 1 dvd

Jake: a batarang (or the Nightwing version)

XD

Pfffffffffft I can see that XD

[phantomdecibel]

Everybody lives AND Suitors being half decent au is so powerful because it gives Telemachus like 700 parents PLUS the 2 he already has. The boy deserves it.

(Throw in Astynax and give him a baby brother fuck it. This man’s father was absent for so long, the universe handed him a shit ton of consolation prizes)

ASGJFFJSHSHDHJFKGFJHDSHGSHFKGGKDHTSSGDHKGLHKGSGDAGSFHGKLHFJSGSFGSFJ PFFFFFFFFFFT–

I am dying w laughter at that idea XD

Crying screaming flailing on the floor LMFAO

Tgat IS an incredibly powerful au and tele DEFINITELY deserves it but I also neatly laughed out loud in the middle of the library whoops haha–

[teamfortresstwo]

AGDKGDYFJIFUFKGYDCHIGYDJGDYCHKGDHVJIGDHGJTUDGJGUFCHGIFYVJIGFUKGUFVJ PFFFFFFFFFFT XD

I HATE YOU SO BADLY RIGJT NOW

[yianny4green2]

jajajjajsjsjskjhahahahhaja :)

This thought has not left my mind and if I have to suffer so do you

[kusunokihime]

Anonymous whispered: Reiji is having his christmas phase, he's blasting christmas music in his room, very loud. It is annoying everyone. ( @abyssaldespair​ )

     As “Jingle Bells” plays for the twentieth time today, Ryū tells herself that Reiji could be doing far, far worse things with his time than ramping up the holiday spirit. He’s a pretty straight-laced kid, and she’ll always be thankful for that.

     So as much as she can feel her ears bleeding, she hasn’t said anything to her son about turning down the tunes.

     ...yet.

     Heaving a small sigh, she just...tries to keep to her own tasks without letting the sound grate at her. It...seems her husband is having a harder time of it, but he’s ignored her advice about earplugs or headphones.

     Seems they’ll just have to put up with it until the season is over...

[ Unprompted Asks ] [ Always Accepting ]

[bouncingbeleg]

🆒 ;)

*deep breath* You, you do know you’ve been running amuck since you took in that wanderer fellow, right? Like we’ve never really had uhhh the most uneventful of happenings, but since... that you’re starting to have as much bad luck as everyone says Turin does.

[silverryu25]

I haven't been thinking about this a lot but now I am XD

I’ve been thinking about this a lot 

[cloversdreams]

denki laying on the floor wrapped in a blanket and kiri trying his best to pick him up like: “babe please get off the floor” “but i dont wanna” “you’re sick” “yeah and?” “isnt it better to not be on the floor and get colder and sicker?” “i dont know, my everything stopped functioning 2 years ago” “dENKI-“

*sniffles* “wHAT”

“...you got sick a day and a half ago.”

“I KNOW! ITS BEEN FOREVER JUST LEAVE ME HERE TO DIE. HAVE A GOOD LIFE EIJI.”

“cut it out you drama queen. get up and get in bed then i can make you some soup.”

“...will you cuddle me until i fall asleep?”

“not if youre on the floor.”

*jumps to his feet so fast it causes his head to spin and he needs a moment. after he shakes it off he wraps the blanket around himself like a cape* “I CHOOSE TO LIVE!”

“yeah, well go live in bed. ill be there in a few.”

[mewtwoandme]

Mewtwo can just wear some platform heels

Pfffffffffft that ain't happenin' XD you couldn't pay him enough money in the world to do that

[checkeredliar-blog]

How much of a sinner are you?

Kokichi Ouma is 666% sin.