#petrazar

[xomoosexo]

its actually crazy why do i have demons for fictional reinterpretations of balthazar and pedro from much ado about nothing.

because you've seen the best web series ever made thanks to your brother in petrazar arms

[incorrect-nmtd-lolilo-quotes]

Benjy: Are you a big spoon or a little spoon?

Peter: I'm a knife.

Balthazar, from across the room: He's a little spoon.

[pike-the-monstah]

lolilo is so much better and more complex and nuanced than i remember although i think thats in large part due to finally reading @beatriceeagles metas

[waveridden]

i just intentionally thought about nmtd for the first time in like a year and my brain has rewarded (?) me by going “imagine this ot4″ and it’s.... it’s bad, guys

[liwlove]

My aesthetic: Peter laughing like a lovesick idiot throughout the entirety of Berry Nice

[incorrect-nmtd-lolilo-quotes]

Vegan Fred (watching Balthazar stare at Peter): Wouldn't it be easier to just write "I'm desperate" on your forehead?

[boxesfullofthoughts]

“Human stories always talk about the happily ever after lasting forever. But I think there’s a certain beauty in knowing that happiness only lasts for as long as it wants to. And that’s okay. That’s special too.”

The eighth chapter of a collaboration between douchenuts and boxesfullofthoughts. Or: an AU in which magic exists, Freddie is a bounty hunter, Peter is skeptical, Ben’s not terribly sure what’s going on, and Balthazar has secrets bigger than words can tell.

[firenzeandthemachine]

url change

petrazar -> historyhasitseyeson

[mixtapestar]

What if Balthazar hadn’t gone to Messina High? What if he were meeting Peter right now, after their first year of uni?

Or, 25 days of Peter and Balthazar.

Originally posted @lolilo-merryxmas for the NMTD Secret Santa exchange.

[icecreamstripes-blog]

Pete as a dancer in Balth’s music video <3

[lolilo-merryxmas]

December 25

Continued from Part 24!

Balthazar spends most of Christmas day obsessing over Peter’s song. He’s been working on one for a while, first hypothetically and then with more certainty when Peter made his feelings known. He sings about metaphorical super powers and coffee and walks and pretend boyfriends that become real. Costa even gets a mention, though it’s an obscure enough reference that he could always deny it if he wanted to.

He asks Rosa to help him record a video of it, then feels guilty when it takes over an hour to get a take he’s finally happy with.

“I’m glad he makes you happy,” is all Rosa says when the recording is done.

When he calls Peter to tell him about the video, Peter doesn’t give him a chance to say anything right away.

“There’s something I need to tell you,” Peter says quietly. Balthazar tries not to feel nervous as he hears the sound of a door close on Peter’s end. Peter’s voice is stronger when he goes on, “I kind of told my family I was seeing someone.”

“Oh yeah?” Balthazar says, his heart suddenly racing.

“Yeah, they noticed that I was like, constantly texting you, and it just kind of slipped out.”

“So did you just, like, tell them you were seeing somebody to get them off your back?” Balthazar asks, not judging, just curious. He doesn’t want to assume this means more than it does.

“I told them you were my boyfriend. Um. And showed them your picture.”

“Oh.” Balthazar’s face is so warm he thinks about turning the air conditioning up in the flat.

“Is that okay?”

“Yeah,” Balthazar says. He bites his lip for a moment, then reminds himself to say what he feels. “I’m really flattered, actually.”

“Apparently it’s ‘ridiculously obvious’ that I’m seeing someone. John said I was too happy to have just been texting a friend.”

“Speaking of ridiculously obvious,” Balthazar says, swallowing, “I kind of, um, uploaded your Christmas present to the internet.”

Peter repeats a mantra of “what?” and “oh my god” until he gets to his computer and pulls it up. Balthazar has to listen for two minutes and fourteen seconds of agony while Peter watches the video, waiting for his response. Luckily, he can hear the catches in Peter’s breath and the soft laughs along the way, and he has a feeling that the response will be good.

“This is amazing!” Peter exclaims, and Balthazar is pretty sure he’s playing it again. “You’re amazing. Oh my god.”

“You like it?” Balthazar repeats unnecessarily.

“I love it. So much. Oh my god, you are so cute.” Peter goes quiet for a moment, then laughs at what Balthazar’s pretty sure is the Costa part. “This is seriously the best thing anyone’s ever done for me. I wish I was there.”

“Me too,” Balthazar says. He would’ve been so embarrassed to perform such a direct song to the person it was about, but it would’ve been worth it to be able to see Peter’s face right now. “I’m really glad you like it.”

Peter sighs. “I know it’s only been, like, a day and a half, but I really miss you.”

“I miss you too,” Balthazar says honestly. It’s kind of ridiculous how used to seeing Peter daily he’s become.

“So, look, I’m going to ask you something, and it’s kind of a big question, so it’s totally okay if you don’t want to give me an answer right away. Or if the answer’s no, that’s fine, I just… Anyway. I wondered what you’d think about maybe moving into the fourth bedroom in our flat?”

“Oh,” Balthazar says, surprised. He doesn’t know what he expected Peter to ask, but it wasn’t that.

“I know you’re staying with your sister now, but I also know you don’t really feel like you belong there, and we have this extra room, so I just thought… and I’ve been texting with Ben and Freddie, and they’re both cool with it. You’d be saving the rest of us on rent. But it also might be weird for us to share a flat, so y’know, I don’t want you to feel like this is something you have to do. I just kinda had the thought and it seemed kind of perfect, to me. But like I said, think about it.”

It does seem kind of perfect. And as much as it makes Balthazar nervous to think about really seeing Peter everyday, it’s a good kind of nervous. Excited, even. “I should probably think about it, um, and talk to my sister first, but, uh… heh, that sounds kind of awesome, actually.”

“Right?” Peter says, the excitement bleeding into his voice. “It’ll be so much easier to hang out, and you won’t have to worry about catching the train when we’re out, unless we’re catching it together. And the flat challenges will be ten times more fun if you’re doing them too.”

The longer Peter talks, the more sure Balthazar is that he’s going to say yes. This whole past year, he’s been lamenting his lack of friends and social life, and thanks to Peter and the play, he has that. The invitation to join the flat just proves it.

“I really want to say yes,” Balthazar admits, “but I think I should probably think about it for more than two minutes.”

“Sure, yeah, of course,” Peter says, and Balthazar can hear the huge smile in his voice. “Take all the time you need.” There is a muffled sound in the background on Peter’s end, and then Peter continues, “I’ve gotta go do family stuff for a bit. But I’ll call you later. That video… it’s seriously the coolest thing anyone’s ever done for me. Thank you so much.”

“I’m so glad you like it. I’ve been working on it for a while. When you get back, I’ll perform it for you.”

“Can’t wait,” Peter says softly. “Merry Christmas, Balthazar.”

“Merry Christmas, Peter.”

THE END

Merry Christmas @ganglyteeth & everyone else! <3 This fic is now posted at AO3 as well. Thank you for reading and I hope you enjoyed it!

[dykevillanelle]

i’m lauGHI Ng my friend started watching nmtd/lolilo and i was like “hahaha wait until u sell ur soul to pedrazar” and she was like “what” and i just got these messages

[incorrect-nmtd-lolilo-quotes]

Freddie: If one of you had to pick one of the other guys to go out with, who would you pick?

Benedick: No way.

Balthazar: I'm not answering that.

Peter: Balthazar.

Everyone:

Peter: . . . No way, I'm not answering that!

[boxesfullofthoughts]

“Human stories always talk about the happily ever after lasting forever. But I think there’s a certain beauty in knowing that happiness only lasts for as long as it wants to. And that’s okay. That’s special too.”

Chapter four of a collaboration between douchenuts and peterdonalduck. Or: an AU in which magic exists, Freddie is a bounty hunter, Peter is skeptical, Ben’s not terribly sure what’s going on, and Balthazar has secrets bigger than words can tell.

[youre-a-godesswoman]

I just realised!

In the Fellowship video Peter is Arwen and Balthazar is Aragorn who are canonically together in lotr. Ben you sneaky little shit :P

[icecreamstripes-blog]

We all say 5 years, but 13th birthday party to 19th birthday party is 6 years.