#petition to send sauron to therapy

[serailovesbagelsetc]

I rarely try to excuse this guy’s behaviour,but can you even imagine being Sauron and having gone through an entire age of Silmaril-related drama,then tried a self-coronation where he got Julius Caesared and turned into goo, then finally managing,after ages and after having eaten at least one poor woman,to take a human form,then finding yourself on a tattered raft on the sea after having to jump ship,now possibly being hunted by a water creature-going through all that,and then looking up to see a personified fucking Silmaril swimming towards you?

Look…look…if he took some time to understand what was happening,and if he absolutely thought he was having some trauma-related hallucination and thought someone was playing a cosmic joke on him…all I’m saying is that letting one of the traumas you’ve only just recovered from back into you life and your raft,might have given anyone pause.He was probably just sitting on that raft convinced he was free,thinking-"no thanks no more silmaril stuff for me,no sir, that was wild lol so glad I'm done with all that, I’ve had enough,I never even want to talk about-“

And then he saw her and had the first panic attack he’s ever had.

She will then go on to live rent-free in his mind for the rest of his life,like tell me he didn’t hate that fucking raft for the rest of his existence.

[serailovesbagelsetc]

Guys is anyone worried about that THE THING he does with his face and mouth when he finishes his sentence here??IT’S NOT NORMAL!WHAT IS THAT?! If they try to tell me he’s not getting off here I’m going to lose my mind

[serailovesbagelsetc]

desperately putting it out in the universe that I please god please need at least one scene in s3 with jealous Sauron

Celeborn,Elrond,Arondir,any other friend or anyone, maybe Mirdania’s ghost comes back to be chummy with Galadriel idc -anyone with a pleasant passing acquaintance with Galadriel who he will automatically think is a threat to his delulu “relationship” with her because it makes sense somewhere in his hellscape of a mind.I’ll settle for absolutely any of them, but I need to see this deranged guy get jealous.Just be absolutely seething and inconsolable while all his orcs judge him

Sauron:

Orcs in his employment:

[princessfantaghiro]

The look...

I NEVER SAW ANYTHING MORE CRYSTAL AND BEAUTIFUL THAN HER...SHE WILL BE MINEEE. MY PRECIOUSSSS💍

I rarely try to excuse this guy’s behaviour,but can you even imagine being Sauron and having gone through an entire age of Silmaril-related drama,then tried a self-coronation where he got Julius Caesared and turned into goo, then finally managing,after ages and after having eaten at least one poor woman,to take a human form,then finding yourself on a tattered raft on the sea after having to jump ship,now possibly being hunted by a water creature-going through all that,and then looking up to see a personified fucking Silmaril swimming towards you?

Look…look…if he took some time to understand what was happening,and if he absolutely thought he was having some trauma-related hallucination and thought someone was playing a cosmic joke on him…all I’m saying is that letting one of the traumas you’ve only just recovered from back into you life and your raft,might have given anyone pause.He was probably just sitting on that raft convinced he was free,thinking-"no thanks no more silmaril stuff for me,no sir, that was wild lol so glad I'm done with all that, I’ve had enough,I never even want to talk about-“

And then he saw her and had the first panic attack he’s ever had.

She will then go on to live rent-free in his mind for the rest of his life,like tell me he didn’t hate that fucking raft for the rest of his existence.