#petew.

[wildewoodgossip]

Tom and Megan seemed pretty cozy at the gala. What's the tea there?

Didn't you hear? They are fucking. We all know how Megan loves herself a rocker. I can't wait to see her make out with Pete next

@aliensfknexist @meganfoxhq @kintsugiwentz

[the-real-peterparker]

*run-waddles up to you like little kids do*

*4 years old*

Petew!

:0

ta- taco?

wowwwwwwww you're a little kid now?

[edgepunk]

💚 💙 💔 + spider-man for the ask game, please!

💚: What does everyone else get wrong about your favorite character?

ohhhh you probably haven't witnessed my countless rants about the Em See You fandom turning Peter into a toddler stuck in a teenager's body. Yeah, I fucking loathe the infantilization of Peter and acting like he needs to be babysat 24/7 uwu baby Petew Pawkew can rot

Another one is too much of a Good Boy Peter, which isn't the fault of the fandom, but more so the sanitization of his character over the years. Not to sound like Jonah, but Peter was a menace during the Ditko era. I'm not saying he should be a total asshole, but I miss when he had a spine.

💙: Which character is not as hot as everyone else seems to think?

I can't think of any? My bi ass is not very reliable in this matter. Also, this is very subjective something something beauty is in the eye of the beholder

💔: If you had to remove one major character from the series, who would you choose?

Does Paul count lmao???

But looking at the current state of ASM,,,, Honestly? Just kill them all. They all became parodies of each other, including Peter. I usually skim through the newer issues, but whenever I stop and actually read the dialogues, it's fucking abysmal. Yes, comic books are silly, but there's funny silly and awful silly. I can't even laugh at this anymore, it's so bad.

[bratboyadam]

:o waits!!

can tawlks to petew???

PETEW is you hair cawamel???

-Jamie

*Giggles* Why yes you can, also it's not caramel but it feels like it!

[romanticfistfightz]

puter show me pictures if pete wentz . petew entz. show me pete wentz. pete wentz

[heavens-gatekeeper]

Hikari toddled to Peter. “Mistew Petew? Can you hewp hikari do big kid things?”

"Uh?.. what do you mean by that?."

8/20

[hoshi-neko-hikari]

Noir is helping Hikari with her English skills

“Petew pipew pick a peck a pickwe peppews.”

[hidetothink]

can you and the other gay men on here please just block petewents? she's actually starting to become disgusting with her harrasing. its obvious she's begging for attention and seeing her on nice sweet posts being like "boy cunt conversion therapy transmenaremen"is super annoying. entitled heterosexuals can never leave gay people alone

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[aftonfamilyvalues]

petew pawkew

peter pawker and meows morales

[the-firebird69]

And we got sidetracked but he says it's good because Chase Manhattan is huge and didn't mean the bank. So we're getting onto things and we're going to have company signing over to us today and per agreements and John remillard is no longer involved so we're free to grab them anytime we want and we don't need him to do any missions that we can't have someone else do.

*occidental petroleum Occidental oil accidental shipping and transport Occidental refineries Occidental oil products all of them are signing over to us today. Is a huge company once they sign over these idiot Trump say they declare war on us and we will wipe them out wherever they're doing it if they do it here we're coming into wipe them out and our son says a bunch of them probably will so we're going to move in now and we're prepping and we're going to declare war on them. We are taking over all the facilities all their trucking all their transports all their tankers refineries and equipment factories and distribution it is a humongous company that we've been infiltrating it for years because they've been forcing it and recently they've been threatening their facilities like madness they can't do anything because they're in them and talking about all sorts of people know just more luck and Trump is let go of ownership is to try and get out of it to try and threaten it it's going on right now and it is a huge huge huge business and it is going to be much more than a smattering this is about 3% of the workforce of Earth and it's not part of the 10% they plan to today but they're going to be firing we guarantee it so damn rude and they sign over in just a few minutes yes about 1:00 p.m. it's a huge company today would be enough for one company but this more

*Shell oil company and Shell gas and shell transport and delivery and shell refineries and there's more the Shell oil products it's not as big as Occidental it's half the size but that's one quarter of the industry. And we are moving on it all of it I'm taking over Lock stock and barrel we have 90% ownership of both companies

*Sunoco and yeah there's a family of companies within them and it's huge it's another quarter of the industry no but it's probably half of that and they have all the other industries too and we have to take them but there's a bunch of subsidiaries for this one as gas distributors and retailers and we have to take all of them and it's complicated and a pain in the ass we need troops and we need ours to sign on right now we need all of you to sign on right now we're not being very clear and I think we are all our people are required to sign on for duty right now the whole time we're asking all of you to sign on so be ready for this we're not doing it a little at a time on purpose and those on Earth you get free and you sign on but really this is terrible we're ordering you to sign on telling you two and you're not trying to coax you now it's ridiculous it's getting frustrating there's a very big reason for it and a secretive and you have to sign on to find out what it is you still see your family and friends are in the military so we don't understand the problem and we're very smart people he says for the Love of Petewe went you've waited thousands of years to sign on now it's time to demanding you too and you're not as a sin you're in sin by not signing on because you're allowing mine here on Earth our people who are you as well your people to be harmed because you're not signed on and that was Zeus and Hera and I'm sick of it I'm putting the draft out and see why he must be by force and they're threatening them not to so we got to figure it out and defeat it it's nothing he says I'm moving on it now

We published now because the last sentence store Freya Thor

[wildewoodgossip]

who’s hot at the gala?

Everyone who isn't Pete Wentz right now. @kintsugiwentz

[hoshi-neko-hikari]

“Oh no! Did petew pan win?” Hikari hugged Nana II

Hikari was fast asleep in her bed at the orphanage, cuddling her fairy doll. All of her friends got adopted, but she was the only one left. She felt so sad and alone.

Suddenly, she heard tapping on the window and went to look

(Return to neverland rp)

One family, the Darling family came into the orphanage, and Jane took a look at Hikari being alone. She thought she could use a friend. “Mama, can we take her?” Jane asked.

Wendy saw Hikari, and felt bad for her. “You’ll be free to come with us.” She said to Hikari. “You won’t ever be alone again.” Jane said to her new sister.

@hoshi-neko-hikari

[edgepunk]

11 and 22 from the choose violence asks, for whichever media/fandom you feel like ranting about

11. number of fandom-related words you've filtered

Over 30 lmao that's because I'm in a lot of fandoms, so I filter the crap out of everything that annoys me, that includes ships and certain fandom tropes.

22. your favorite part of canon that everyone else ignores

I wouldn't say that everyone ignores the fact Mr. Peter Parker can be an asshole, but the majority of Em See You fans sure ran with the "uwu pwecious Petew Pawkew" narrative and decided this guy can do no wrong, constantly needs help from adults and he's actually a three year old in the body of a teenager.

Anyway, it does annoy me that Peter gets reduced to a soft boy, even though he can be a stubborn egoistical asshole, which imo makes him more compelling, because it clashes with his "good" traits. He IS a good person who wants to help, but he's also often brash and selfish, which creates conflict within himself. One of the constant themes of SM stories is Peter struggling with his own flaws, like, his life could be easier and better is he caved in and became more selfish, but innocent people would get potentially hurt in the process. Having a flawed protagonist is not a bad thing, it makes things more interesting and the protag has to learn from their own mistakes. Having Peter be a wholesome goodie two-shoes 24/7 makes him rather stale and boring, because there's not much conflict going on.

🔥 choose violence ask game 🔥

[theunderworldmanagement]

Petey, Petey, your wine mom lifestyle is pretty darn cute. We stan.

[planetsandmagic]

The Lonely Man laughs

[morgueknight]

i dont have an answer for this this wasnt even what i had opened sai for idk