#peter atsv

[milesmorales99]

Miles and Billie Morales on FaceTime with Peter (@purpletunabread)

[stale-breadcrumb]

ok so, i had this collecting dust in my procreate folder for a while now,, took my a bunch of hours to make, so i thought i might as well post it even though in not super proud of it blahh

in summary though, this movie definetely altered my brain chemistry, and hobie is awesome and i love him a lot

[miguel-owhora]

on another note, recently divorced dilf!peter who catches your attention. you're the owner of this new restaurant, and he and may become your new regulars—and favorite ones. he's nearly a decade older than you, but my god does he make you swoon.

you don't hide your attraction to the older man, not bothering to lessen your compliments if just to see the pretty blush that blooms across his cheeks to the tips of his ears. the day he decides to flirt back, you nearly explode.

though, knowing this is peter, while he does gain some attraction towards you, his insecurities nip at him. he tells you he's too old to keep up with you, that he's worn out, that he has nothing else to offer. to this, you promptly ask him out to dinner, and maybe to your place afterwards.

though bewildered, as if expecting his comments to keep you away, he accepts.

which is how peter finds himself in your bedroom, with his thighs clamped around your head as you eat his pussy out like it's no one's business. something as simple as you eating him out has him shaking and crying out your name, it makes him feel young. even moreso when you manage to make him squirt all over your face, and when embarrassment nips at him, you're quick to bite the bud and eat him out to another orgasm.

[berrrydameyve]

THIS IS MAYDAY AND MARY JANE AND NO ONE CAN CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE

[jammunin]

my actual husband greyscale ver

[soranatus]

[orangeispice]

I'm back with another crack meme, let's see how well this one does

If it does as well as my New Yorker Post then I'll make a navigation list for the memes :D

Bonus:

[usaigi]

I hate the implication that the Spider-Man in our universe is the goddamn popsicle

[pbnmj]

THE NOIR-HOBIE INTERACTIONS THAT I MADE UP IN MY MIND ARE VERY REAL TO ME. SONY PLEASE PICK UP WHAT I’M PUTTING DOWN!!!

[crabrangoonluvr]

alright so during into the spider-verse's introduction to peter b. parker, we see his wedding, and he stomps on the wine glass right? this is a jewish wedding tradition, which makes this version of peter parker jewish (further confirmed in interviews -- however, i believe this is enough by itself). it's a nice nod to the jewish roots of the character.

we get to see a bunch of peter parkers throughout the spider-verse films, and none of them have any explicit religious associations like peter b. parker. except for one!

here we have gwen stacy's peter parker and aunt may, from earth-65, saying grace over a meal. from my understanding, this is generally a christian practice -- in judaism, we prefer to say short prayers before eating, and save the long, in-depth ones for afterwards. so to me, this was a clear example of the character being coded as christian. i was a little disappointed that they didn't make peter parker jewish here too, but since across the spider-verse discusses variants and the differences between instances of the same person between different universes, i interpreted this as a continued commentary on peter parker's ethnicity -- although he was initially jewish-coded and one of his two creators, stan lee, is jewish, this is often erased, especially in more modern interpretations of the character.

and then i remembered that this peter parker also literally turns into the lizard.

and y'know what? good call on that one guys.

[milesmorales99]

Spider-Society #1 Preview issue out Wednesday August 14

[leapfog1]

cowboys

[crispywisp]

guess who my favorite spider is lol

[leah-jeffries]

SPIDER-MAN: ACROSS THE SPIDER-VERSE (2023)

[fromjannah]

ACROSS THE SPIDERVERSE + memes/text posts (1/?)

[catboyexorcist]

yeah