#perussi

[percys-tits]

If ambrosia is suppose to taste like your favorite food, it will reach a point where Percy will eat a square and be hit with flavor of Cock and Balls

[11queensupreme11]

I need to update my “who would be Percy’s first” with all these new love interest

1. daddyseidon - I am bias, this is me being bias. I still stand with what I said last time. If he’s her first it’ll be easy for to fuck her uncle and cousin. Nothing can lower the incest than doing it first with her daddy. #teamposy especially now that her tutor is gone and she might be home more often without anyone interrupting them. 😆 (but also lnow this dumbass decided to take it slow for her sake…. like I also wouldn’t be surprised by the time he’s ready to fuck her he’s either the third to last yandere to fuck her 😔 BUT im delusional and hoping he’s first)

2. Beelie (love the nickname she gave him) I think once the yanderes start acting up preferably from her dad and uncle I think she’ll found some sort safe heaven with him. Then with chapter 6 on how she made him feel even tho it was a small faction of feelings that he pushed aside I wouldn’t be too surprise if he’s her first time and more on the non-con side too especially when he becomes obsessed w her (cause she did find him redeemable after yknow trying to kill her so if he’ll cling to her cause she’s the first to do so) I kept this part cause I stand with what I said ^^ here especially with chapter 31 there has been lots of progress between these too. Like man was her escape from her dad and being trapped inside her home… now that he’s ‘gone’ I feel like she’ll def try to find a way to seek him out so they can go back to ‘normal’ and he’ll get even more obsessed with her, he’s like ‘omg she missed me so much that she seek me out knowing she may get in trouble with her dad 🥹”

3. Hades - he somewhat already got a taste of that perussy, nothing is holding this man back.

4. Apollo - since he’s a fast burn I think she’ll be a bit more creeped out with his obsession for her that it’ll take some time. Especially if he comes in singing her songs, making her poems, and sculptures about her. the first two were cute now she’s worried when they become a little too sexual 😥 Just gonna add here tho seeing how he literally allows her to do anything to him (stomping on his face) and listens to her (chapter 31 with Pan) I can somewhat see her thinking he’s a good ally of some sort in getting what she wants cause in his eyes he may get some brownie points if does so, of course there are limits.

5. Loki I am stuck between Loki and Apollo being number four. Loki is somewhat like Beeli when it comes to knowing who Percy really is. She can be herself around Loki the same way she is with Beeli. Loki also knowing what he’s feelings are for Percy and reading the doll 😨 he has… like girl I’m not gonna be surprised if you write an scene of him fucking the Percy doll and him getting tired and wanting the real thing. 🚶‍♀️I do see him as 5ish cause he’s also hated by all so everyone is gonna cockblock him and Percy at best. No where to hide now that he’s cape is gone too.

6. Anubis … I haven’t kept up with the manga so I don’t know much about him except that he’s hot. Lowkey wanted to put him first for the shits and giggles cause can you imagine her first being him and when he knots her… like would they be stuck like normals animals are when doing it? Can you imagine Anubis sensing a God’s presence (her dadddys in this case) and being balls deep and not being able to escape?!?!?! He’s fucked.

i really wanted to properly address everything you wrote here but i fucking DIED at anubis' part 😭

"Can you imagine Anubis sensing a God’s presence (her dadddys in this case) and being balls deep and not being able to escape?!?!?! He’s fucked." ASHDGAHFS 💀

with how anubis acts, if that were to happen, he'd just turn to look poseidon dead in the eye and be like "hi father-in-law!!!! 👋😊"

he's a silly lil guy with ZERO shame 😭

[maxverstappentv]

can't believe i'm saying this but checo come on man step ur perussy up show em what the car has got

[silver-strings-of-fate]

Ren takes out his phone, opens the group chat, and sends one single text

[TXT]: Do you think persona pussy would be called perussy?

[1eos]

do you know how good the perussy (performing pussy) gotta be for a bitch to get so delusional she think kpop is good for a few minutes? that was witchcraft

[tea-with-evan-and-me]

so glad to hear evan's out there potentially getting some of that perussy 🙏

😂😂 not the perussy!

[inaydoshi]

               This was the first time he had laid his eyes on the lapping waves of the ocean meeting with the sand leaving a wash of dark color behind which lightened within seconds from the sun above. So, this was what he was missing out on, eh? He would have to actually get a swimsuit and come here for good time then !

Just as he was attempting to access any memory on whether or not he could swim an item fluttered to the ground in front of him. Kneeling to the ground and grasping the hat he saw the only other person nearby with the most intriguing of hair colors that the item must have once sat upon. 

Inay holds it up offering it to the tall fellow, “   I think this might have gotten away from you, man. Don’t wanna lose a nice cap like this to the ocean!   ”

@perussi​

[vilnity]

@perussi​ // s.c.

||  █ ▌— seeing one leech twin without the other is a bit unusual, though he doesn’t know either well enough to say how normal that is. the only time he could clearly recall seeing jade alone was when he briefly stayed at pomefiore, earlier in the school year.

❝ it’s good to see you again, jade. how have you been? ❞

[labebantur]

@perussi​ || ( S.H.O.R.E. event starter call ! )

||  █ ▌— ❝ jade !! ❞ floyd calls, spotting his brother near the seashore on the little island they both appear to have chosen to spend time on. and why wouldn’t they? the shipwrecks make for a lovely sight, and the island is small enough that he can swim all the way around it even in this clumsy human body. he pulls himself out of the water as he nears his brother, though. jade’s on land, so floyd should be, too. it’s easier that way, isn’t it?

❝ you don’t think we’ll have to fight for space on one of these ships tonight, do you? ❞ he asks, sounding almost too eager at the prospect.

[isolaradiale]

Hi! Acting on a prior reserve, here is Jade Leech from Twisted Wonderland! Application can be found at /app or under link 3 in the sidebar.

Welcome to scenic Isola Radiale, Jade!

You will be housed in TOWNHOUSE 210.

You’ll be given an aged broom that you will be able to fly upon up to twenty minutes per day. You’ll also be given a pen.

-- mod altair.

[percys-tits]

are you still alive 🙏

Girl yes…im may or may not have forgotten about this account rip. the way in which time truly does fly on by…

[11queensupreme11]

I WAS RIGHT ABOUT HADES BEING HER FIRST KISS 🤩 Now that he got a snippet of that Perussy I just know it’s get more WILD than this 😆

imagine percy in act 4 regaining her memories and realizing that HER UNCLE was her first kiss afhhasdvusfb

[maxverstappentv]

checo step ur perussy up babe we need a red bull 1-2 in quali and the race

[seithrveined]

     // @perussi​  |  Starter Call

          “... Can’t help but think about how ominous this is.“ The animals on this island with the weird screen heads have always been........ odd, obviously-- but by now, he’s just gotten used to them as being part of every day life here. But today? Strolling by the Golden Ward, Ragna’s spotted the roaming dogs that usually stay in this ward, but the screens on their faces all have timers on them. It didn’t take long for him to associate the countdown clocks with the New Year, but...

     All he can do is hope that it’s only for the New Year, and not some vague warning about something weird to come. ... At least the dogs still want to be petted, so Ragna’s at least giving a couple of them that much.

[da5ex]

perussi liked your post “krantz, not happy small event starter call. he’ll be stuck in the...”

 “If you can use the hammer, do so.” the boat is leeking, however thought to put abandoned ships as a destination, did not know how housing work. It was stormy outside and some planks were coming loose. to avoid drowning or a wet afternoon, it was a busy hour. 

[allright]

someone said andrew garfield put his whole garfussy into 30/90 and i have not known peace since then