#personally would love to be called BOKE by him

[smoothielenny]

ʟɪʟʏ ᴘᴀᴅ

Part Seven [Final]

Ao’nung x Human!Fem!Reader

Summary: Tulkuns have returned. Ao’nung wanted you to meet his spirit brother. Despite of not being a well diver, he guided you.

Note: it’s a short chapter so yeah, and a lil doodle of your clothing the whole time.

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After the day of you and your mother reconcile, she let you out again without any supervision. You inhale the cold air that lightly brush on your body. Then exhale slowly. You can finally breathe again with freedom. You watched the waves of water hearing it too.

“You woke up early today.” Ao’nung hugs you from the back resting his chin on your head. You giggled feeling his warmth. He missed that from you. That giggle, that smile, that bubbly personality of yours. Now he can finally see it again.

“Today, the tulkun will return. I want you to meet my spirit brother. After that we will have a big celebration.” He said sweetly. You’ve heard about the tulkun when Lo’ak talk about this creature who saved him from the akula.

“I would love to meet him.” You look up and gave him a warm smile. He kiss your forehead and also smiled.

“I’m sure he will love you.”

“Everyone! Our sister and brothers are back!” Tsireya called. Everyone started diving through water excited to meet their spirit siblings. Your mother lend you the mask. You took it and put it on you. Ao’nung then called your name inviting you to ride on the ilu.

Ao’nung made the ilu dive underwater. It was the first time you saw what’s under it. Full of corals, fishes, and any other thing. Your smile is contagious, Ao’nung’s lips are also curled into a smile seeing you happy seeing the under water.

“He’s over there.” He signed. Though you didn’t understand, you just nodded. A second later, you both saw a medium tulkun waiting for someone and that is Ao’nung. The tulkun made a happy noise seeing Ao’nung. Both of you signed “I see you” to the tulkun and he made a noise. Despite not knowing what they are saying, you couldn’t help but to smile at their interactions. Ao’nung being happy talking to his spirit brother—you thought it was cute.

The night has come and everyone has been getting ready for the celebration. Your sister and brothers dressing up for the occasion. Earlier Tsireya gave you a beautiful top that is weaved with shells and pearls, she also gave you a skirt like bottom. You wore it feeling a bit exposed from the clothes. You usually wear a maxi dress to cover your whole body, but you didn’t wanna be rude to Tsireya so you kept it on you.

Your family gathered in the place where the celebration is held. Everyone is already dancing, singing, and playing instruments. It was a lively night. You saw Ao’nung chatting with his friends then his friends were pointing at you which he turned around to see your figure bejeweled with shells and pearls. He walked to slowly taking your beauty. You felt shy about your clothing making you blush. Him too is blush, but for a different reason.

“H-hello Ao’nung.” You twirled your hair lock feeling is intense stare at you. You couldn’t even look at his eyes because of you feeling embarrassed.

“Ma’(y/n). You look gorgeous.” He gets close to you, caressing your cheeks. Your soft smile showed and now looking at him. The gap between you has closed with a soft kiss. You can both finally show affection in from of everybody, not caring about what others think. Both of you all know is that you love each other and no one will stop that.

The end.

[pumpk1n-writes]

Tell Me All About The Dark Places You Hide ~ Part Seven

➥ in which the reader figures out that their best friends are the infamous Woodsboro Killers and decides to help them rather than turn them in. {ft. Beth in depth murder scene; stalking; satanism (if you squint); very murder; I had been watching criminal minds (very warning); killing people; seriously if this stuff makes you uncomfortable please don’t read}

Part Six | Part Eight || Word Count ~ 810 words

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You directed both boys to sit on the couch in front of you under the threat of your knife. You laughed in response to Billy’s murderous glare. “Give me any one person to kill to show you how much I want into this thing. You can even be there if you want.”

Stu didn’t hesitate. “Mason Smith.”

Your best friend. Who also happened to have the biggest, fattest crush on you that anyone thought possible.

You shrugged. “He was a trophy anyway. When do you want me to do it?”

Billy was taken aback by how quickly you were able to turn on the ones you claimed to love. Stu, however, was loving it. Maybe he’d finally found someone as messed up in the head as he was. But there was no way to know for sure you weren’t all bark no bite, even though he’d felt your bite firsthand. “Tonight.”

You shrugged again, you were so. . . Chill about this whole thing and it scared him. “As Ghostface or myself?”

“Ghostface, in case you fail and he calls it in I don’t want to get dragged down with you.”

Your eyes flashed angrily before settling on him with a cold stare. “I won’t fail.”

***

Darkness crowded in on you with each passing minute, seeming to leer down on you as you crept through your soon to be ex best friend’s yard. You knew you’d be the prime suspect after this, but you didn’t have any relation to the other victims so you hoped it would be enough to stop them from sniffing up your trail. Your alibi was already figured out. You were helping tutor Billy and Stu for their chemistry classes, and then you fell asleep on Stu’s couch.

Stopping a few feet from his window, crouched in the bushes, you gave Billy the signal to call him. You heard the phone go off in his house, and saw him eagerly jump up to get it, most likely thinking it was you. The tiniest twinge of guilt wriggled its way into your stomach. But it was quickly squashed by the excitement of what was to come.

You heard Mason yelling at Billy. So they’d gotten to the part in the script where you got threatened. Perfect.

“I don’t want to play a fucking game, you psychopath!” You heard. You resisted the urge to peek over the windowsill. If you did that and he happened to see you, your whole jig was up. “Uh,” panic was written in your boyfriend’s voice. “I don’t know! His name was James, or Jacob, or something!”

You could almost feel Billy’s disgusted chuckle and his leering ‘incorrect’. If only your best friend agreed to watch more horror movies with you.

You slipped through the unlocked back door. Unlocked for you. You pushed the tiny voice out of your head and continued until you were behind him. The Ghostface costume was scratchy and uncomfortable, but whoever designed it was a genius, because you still had quite a bit of mobility, even if your visibility was severely lacking.

You tapped his shoulder with the knife, and when he turned around you pulled the mask off and smiled at him with as much sweetness as you could muster up.

“Hello darling.”

He went to ask you what this was all about, still not believing that anything about this was real. He never got to finish the question before you slipped the mask back on and sunk your knife into his throat.

After that you were quick to get to work.

Just as you’d promised Billy a few nights ago, you took Mason’s blood and painted the walls with satanic symbols, writing some random words in Latin on the ground. You only remember a few from your classes three years ago, but Latin combined with the symbols on the walls, all in blood at a murder scene, would probably still throw the police off your track.

The other part of your “how to commit a murder spiel” had been making it as gory as possible, but Mason was already dead. So you slowly and carefully carved down his stomach, smiling at the blood rushing out. You cut his fingers off and scattered them around the kitchen, then washed your hands in his sink.

The very last part, the one to truly throw the police off your scent, was to completely wash the Ghostface mask so there wasn’t any fingerprints or DNA, and leave it next the the body. It was far more brutal than the other murders, and so they would feel an overwhelming urgency to solve this before it got more violent.

And in the process question all the satanists at your school who’d be happy to take the blame for these killings.

[cerealandchoccymilk]

Trigun Bookclub: Trigun Vol.1, Chapter #03

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More Trigun annotations! I'm doing a deep-read of the Japanese original print (reread) and Overhaul 1.0 (first read) side-by-side, and writing down everything I notice from small details, version differences, translation differences, etc. (and being so so gay about the characters. of course)

As always, here are the non-analysis panels of my dear babygirl (+ memes)...

And the rest is under the cut. i am living in ur brain now <3

[link for if the images aren’t in horizontal rows]

Starting off with the chapter cover of our handsome boy, this is the first time we see him with his glasses! I've seen someone on Twitter make a guide on Vash's different glasses designs over the manga (sadly it either cost money or was only distributed at a con and I don't have it...), so I'll try to pay attention to that during this readthrough.

As I've mentioned in the previous chapter, his antennae used to stand straight up, but they're bent now! They pop back up once in a while but from here on, the default is bent.

I love how gently he sets the girl down, and also the way everyone waits in awkward silence (and confusion) for Vash to move the rubble.

I think this part works excellently as-is, but notes on the nuances of what Nebraska originally said (this was ridiculously hard and the translation is very rough):

①「絶対どこかで不都合を並べた奴を消して来てるのさ」 ②「なぜなら」 ③「現におまえは消される側にまわってねえ……！！」 ↓ ① There has to have been a time when you "eliminated" ("erased"/killed) someone that got in your way (/someone unfortunate enough to [be there]...etc). ② Because... ③ In reality, you haven't taken on the role ("side") of being eliminated...!!

This part's very hard... He's talking about something similar to offense/defense. In this case, it's that because Vash has been avoiding conflict/being in direct danger entirely, Nebraska is saying that Vash must have killed, directly or indirectly, someone who got in the way of Vash's fleeing. I think.

I'm not sure why, but the way this was phrased stuck out to me.

Also, Gofsef's fist had an extra knuckle for one panel.

A translation error - it should be something like "He shot every bullet into the same precise spot... And shifted its trajectory!?"

Vash says "JACKPOT!" in English here, in the Japanese version. also hes soooo handsomeeeeee look at him omgggg kicking my legs back n forth blushing giggling i need to be tranquilized.

Nebraska's straight-up being crushed into pieces here. goddamn.

Not sure if it was removed in one of the reprints or in Overhaul's cleanup process, but in my Japanese copy, there was a "thump" onomatopoea of the guy backing into a wall.

Milly and Meryl are the best comedy duo in the world... They're perfect... The tiny speech bubble actually says something like "They're goofing all over the place..." The word ボケ (boke) is the funny man in a manzai comedy duo (as opposed to the straight man), and/or the jokes that the person in that role makes.

YIPPEE!! (In Japanese, it's one continuous exclamation ↑ like so. Also, there are tiny music notes around the handwritten text in the wahoo speech bubble.)

Vash runs out of breath after celebrating (cleaned up in Overhaul). God he's so silly...

A small error - I would phrase Meryl's line as "[Now, now,] Don't get too ahead of yourself."

I love how in Japanese, Meryl calls Vash "a very dangerous person with chronic troublemaker disease (慢性トラブル症)." I'm saying this from now on.

She also sarcastically says that she's grateful of the stars' alignment that they were able to meet, while gorilla gripping Vash's hand.

Also, I never noticed how fucked up Nebraska's body was!? Maybe the memories just got rewritten by Stampede. but goddamn. gun for legs...giant mechanical hands...

Vash making a Kirby Ꙩ.Ꙩ face my beloved. just a little guy!! with some badass girls!!! The last line is 「…はい？」 which is like what??/huh??/alright?? etc. はい is a very versatile word ☝ lol

That's it for Chapter #03! As always, the Japanese annotations will be in the reblogs. I'll remember to write the post about Meryl's speech patterns sometime soon.

[msanimedolphin]

~Back In The Game~

~Chapter Seven~

-Series Masterlist-

What happens when a girl who loves volleyball joins a boys' volleyball club? Does she find love? Will she relive her past or move forward? Join (L/N) (Y/N) on a journey with fun twists and turns.

I don't own Haikyuu or any of the characters.

-Last Time-

“Hey…” You softly say. “We’re going to kick his ass tomorrow!” You exclaim with extreme determination.

“Yeah!!” Hinata yells as Kageyama just walks away.

-Saturday-

You walk into the gym to see everyone already there. ‘Am I late?’ you ponder.

“(Y/N)!” Hinata screeches when he notices you. Upon hearing your name, everyone's attention goes to you. They see you standing by the entrance in loose black pants and a/an (F/C) jacket holding a gym bag. You find the short energetic boy in the crowd and wave before walking to him.

“Hey, Hinata!” You say as you stop in front of him. “Are you ready for today?”

“Of course I am! Are you?” You giggle at how excited he is before answering.

“Definitely. I can’t wait to see the look on their faces.” With a slight smirk, you glance toward your opponents for today. 

“Woah!” Hinata exclaims, which draws your attention back to him. “She’s so pretty! Do you think she’s our manager?” He says as the two of you watch a girl with shoulder-length, black, silky hair walks into the gym. Watching as Tanaka seems to be drooling over her, you begin to talk to Hinata.

“She is pretty. Do you like~ her?” You tease. This catches him off guard. He immediately turns bright red and starts stuttering. This causes you to laugh. “I’m just teasing you!” You manage to say through your laughter. After calming down you continue. “I’m going to go introduce myself.” You walk to the girl who is by the bench.

“Hi,” you begin shyly. “My name is (L/N) (Y/N), a first year.” The girl looks up from her paper to meet your gaze. ‘Cute’ she thinks before speaking.

“Shimizu Kiyoko, third year.”  You both bow slightly to each other. 

“Are you the manager Shimizu-senpai?”

“I am. Are you the one who applied to be a manager?”

“Y-Yes, but if you’re already able to handle things I don’t mind finding a different club!” You say frantically. A small chuckle stops you from talking.

“It’s okay (L/N)-chan, I was hoping someone would join so I could teach them since I won’t be here next year,” Kiyoko explains. You stand there stunned for a second before responding. 

“I’d love to learn from you senpai!” You say with a closed-eyed smile. “Oh, and please call me (Y/N).”

“Okay, you can call me Kiyoko then.”

“Alright.” As you two are talking you fail to notice the many pairs of eyes on you. Out of nowhere, you both hear a scream.

“OUR ANGEL AND GODDESS ARE TALKING!!” IS THIS HEAVEN?!” You look at Kiyoko with a questioning face.

“Is he okay?”

“Just ignore him.” She says. You look back at the second year who is on his knees, with a look of pity before refocusing on the girl in front of you.

“Okay…” Before you can continue Daichi speaks up.

“Alright, let us get this game started! I’ll join Tsukishima and Yamaguchi’s team.”

“Captain?! You’re going to play?!” Hinata shouts in surprise.

“Haha. Relax. You’ll be okay.” Daichi says while stealing a glance in your direction. His eyebrows furrow when he sees the unreadable expression on your face. ‘I thought she would be shocked.’

“Excuse me…” Yamaguchi speaks up. “Who will be the third person on their team? No one looks like they are ready to play.”

“Maybe they chose not to play because they don’t want to play with the King,” Tsukishima says smugly. Hinata is about to say something but is interrupted.

“I don’t think that’s the case.” Everyone stops and turns to where the voice came from. They are all met with you standing outside the court. You’re now dressed in black spandex shorts and a/an (F/C) tank top. “What?” You ask while styling your hair for the game. Everyone looks shocked.

“When did you change?” Hinata asks.

“Boke! You can’t ask that!” Kageyama yells before you can respond.

“Why not?!”

“Because you just can’t!”

“Guys calm down!” You say before this can get further out of hand. “Thank you for defending me Kageyama but it’s okay!” The said boy blushes as he looks away. “And Hinata, I was wearing this under my other clothes so I just took them off when you guys were talking.” They all deadpan, ‘So brave… and stupid.’ Tsukishima is the first one to snap back to reality.

“What makes you so confident?” He asks.

“Hmm…” you fake thinking. “Probably because I know their teammate wouldn’t do that.”

“And how is that?” He looks at you with an unamused expression. 

“Well…” You say as you walk up to Hinata and Kageyama. You stop and stand between them. “It’s because I’m their teammate.” You exclaim with a smirk on your face while your arms are crossed over your chest. Tsukishima’s face is shocked before quickly changing to a smirk.

“Oh yeah? So I guess you are his majesty’s queen.” At the sound of this all the boys except Kageyama, Hinata, and Yamaguchi, begin to worry. ‘Did you like Kageyama? Were the two of you already together?’ They’re all pulled from their spiral when you speak.

“And I guess you’re still jealous.” ‘Still jealous?’ they think. “I told you already, it doesn’t matter. You’re just jealous I’m not hanging out with you.”

“Yeah right. I wouldn’t want a pipsqueak like you hanging out around me anyway,” 

“Oh sure, whatever you say.” As you and Tsukishima continue to bicker the eyes of the volleyball boys land on Kageyama. He shivers at the intensity. He locks eyes with Tanaka.

“Is what Tsukishima said true?” The second-year asks uncharacteristically calmly. Kageyama rapidly shakes his head to say no. The intensity subsides a bit. Daichi then breaks up your bickering with Tsukishima. As each team goes on their side of the net, Tsukishima starts ‘whispering’ to Daichi.

“Hey captain, who should we obliterate, I mean contain first, the shrimp or the pipsqueak? I also can’t wait for the King to lose his cool.”

“Shh! Tsuki! They can hear you!” Yamaguchi says panicky.

“That’s the point. I want them to lose their focus.”

“You sure have a warped personality Tsukishima.” Daichi says while sweat dropping.

“I especially want to see how the lonely King will do now that his subjects have left him.” Tsukishima says, completely ignoring Daichi.

“Hey, Kageyama…” You say getting his attention. “Don’t worry he’s only saying that because he’s jealous of how good you are.” This makes the setter blush. “Plus he’s trying to make us lose our cool 'cause he’s scared he’ll be beaten by a team with two short people, and one of them is a girl.” You continue with a smirk. 

“So bada$$!” Tanaka swoons. 

“Yeah totally.” Tsukishima says with sarcasm. ‘When did she get this bold? She’s always quiet in class’ he ponders to himself.

“Then why don’t we start this so I can kick your tall a$$.” You say seriously.

“I agree.” Daichi says as you all get into positions.

“She’s really serious about this game isn’t she?” Suga asks Kiyoko, who is standing next to him.

“Mhm.” She hums.

*FWEEP*

Your team is serving first. You stand behind the line as you are getting ready to serve. Holding the ball close to your face, you close your eyes and take a deep breath to calm your nerves. ‘Okay, you got this (Y/N). Just calm down and focus.’

“You know what I just realized?” Tanaka asks the two upperclassmen near him.

“What?” Suga responds.

“We’ve never even seen (Y/N) play. During the practices, she would always help Hinata or Kageyama.”

“True. I just hope everything will be okay.” Kiyoko nods showing she agrees with Suga.

You open your eyes. There is an intense aura around you as you walk backward to get ready to serve. You throw the ball up and start running toward the court. You jump, swing your arm back, and hit the ball. It speeds over the net and hits the ground with a *BAM*. Everyone is frozen and silent. The only sound is coming from the bouncing of the ball. The silence is broken when you start cheering.

“Woohoo! I still got it!” All eyes land on you. Noticing their shocked faces you tilt your head in confusion. “What?” Hinata is the first to speak.

“That was amazing (Y/N)! I didn’t know you could do a jump serve!”

“O-Oh? Um sorry about that…”

“It's okay (Y/N). We were just surprised.” Daichi begins now that he's out of his shocked state.

“Yeah. We just haven’t seen you play before.” Suga clarifies.

“It’s been a while since I’ve played so I might have gotten a bit excited.” You explain embarrassingly.

 “It’s good to be excited! I get the same way! I just love volleyball so much!” Hinata exclaims. His actions cause you to giggle.

“Thanks, Hinata.” You say with a close-eyed smile. The said boy blushes and murmurs a ‘Welcome.’

While this conversation is going on three boys are just staring at you. The two first years on the opposite side of the court are probably the most shaken. They didn’t even know that you played volleyball, let alone that you were good. Yamaguchi is watching you with admiration until he looks at his friend. The shock on Tsukishima’s face turns into one of annoyance.

“So annoying.” He huffs.

“That was a really good serve, right Tsukki?” Yamaguchi asks with excitement.

“Tch. It was probably a fluke. Plus she’s our opponent don’t praise her.”

“I don’t think it was a fluke.” Daichi interjects. The boys look at their captain waiting for him to explain. Getting the hint, Daichi continues.

“Before she served she closed her eyes to concentrate, and when she jumped she moved her arm and body to hit the ball where she knew none of us could get it.” The younger two moved their gaze back over to you who was talking to Hinata. Tsukishima then noticed that someone else was watching you, Kageyama. He walks up to him and begins teasing him.

“Awe, did the King just fall in love~?” Surprised by the question, Kageyama jumps slightly.

“W-What?! O-Of course not!” He defends with a blush.

“It’s okay, every King needs a Queen.”

“I-It’s not like that!”

“Whatever you say, your Majesty.” Before Kageyama can speak, the whistle is blown. As everyone gets back into their places, and you get ready to serve again, Kageyama has a thought racing in his head. ‘How am I going to ask her to give me serving tips?’

~To Be Continued~

[bakatenshii]

if oikawa says "ya-hooo" when cumming does that mean that kageyama yells "BOKE HINATA"? - xoxo, goose fairy sara.

GET OFF OF TUMBLR N FOCUS ON SCHOOL U DWEEEEEB SAWA

but yes he does, he screams ʙᴏᴋᴇ ʜɪɴᴀᴛᴀ!! when he cums and I think that’s glorious ꈍ .̮ ꈍ bokuto also screams HEY HEY HEY when he cums, and kenma screams LEGENDARY or GODLIKE, or maybe just a cheeky poggers <33

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The king

✎ Kageyama x Reader

✎ Tobio can never seem to get the same connection with others like the bond you and him share. Especially with him now considering dating someone. Maybe he should look closer in front of him?

✎ Tags: fluff, friends to lovers, childhood friends, gn! reader, falling for another though in relationship

: ̗̀➛ Manager's/Author's note: this song is made for Kageyama, fight me all you want- but this just gives me the absolute creative chills!

You see me as your lifeline  Other boys and girls never really made you feel right And you can't explain why I'm always running your mind Don't you see the answer's right in front of your eyes?

Stubborn as they called him. The little ‘king’ of everything.

From when he was was, Tobio had no other friend but you, the only one that could get to him like no one else, the only one that had pressed his buttons, the only one that he felt comfortable with. The rest would just storm away, claiming how bland and weird he was, how he could do anything which misses the fun of competitions, winning and losing. They didn’t understand him. They never did. Or that’s what you said.

“There there, Tobio-kun! Let’s just play together!”

“Alright.. ”

So it had always been you. He doesn’t mind it. He actually loves being around you. Your smile brightens his day. Your voice oh-so melodic, like a symphony whenever you spoke. Yet, he was always told to step out his comfort zone. So he tried, in highschool. Surprisingly, it didn’t end in failure. Even if it was fully unintentional.

Karasuno boys’ volleyball team was were his social life expanded. Game after game, more and more people started recognizing his brilliance. Girls and guys alike now, flock to him like a sheep to a shepherd’s dog, wanting even carving just a bit of his attention. But only one actually had caught his eye, a young fan of his, known for their presence in every game of Karasuno’s. How they go starry-eyed whenever he scores a serve. How they yell with great enthusiasm every time he sets perfectly. 

Eventually, they confessed. And he accepted.

But, it didn’t seem right..

“So how’s your relationship going~~”

He couldn’t help but feel his heart sinking deeper into the void hearing the word ‘relationship’. It hadn’t been going well. He didn’t feel happy with them. Yeah, they were exactly what he adored, everything he wished for in his perfect person, they met his expectation. Yet. He felt nothing. No spark. No chemistry.

“It’s.. fine, I guess-”

He could feel your intense gaze, you know. He was never a great liar and you had known him since forever, of course you could tell something isn’t adding up. He awkwardly slurped on his milk, slowly crushing the carton beneath his grip, teeth slightly nibbling on the straw, just praying you can’t see how sweaty he’s getting, even with a stoic expression. He’s known you too long to discover your talent on unmasking his hidden feelings just by scanning his face.

“It’s not ‘fine’, is it?”

Damn it..

“B-bOKE-- I said it’s fine, means it’s fine, f-i-n-e!” You snickered, index reaching for his soft cheek and poking at it.

“You’re a terrible liar Tobio-kun, didn’t we establish that since we were, I don’t know, ten?”

He grumbled into the straw still between his jaws, shyly turning away with a red glowing across his face. Heart subconsciously fluttering, blood boiling to certain degrees the more you giggled beside him. Not long, silent fell. Only your loud sigh managing to slice through the atmosphere.

“Maybe it’s just not meant to work out?”

“And what does that mean..”

“I mean, maybeee, you should look harder in front of you next time~~~”

He really wished he knew why you teased him so bad. With your head leaning so close, your warmth breath fanning over him, your scent drowning his every worry, the look in your eye pointing to something else. How could he just stand there and take it, you’re the only one able to dig into his skin like this. Of course his response would be slurred holding onto a bright red face.

“b-BOKE! STOP DOING t-THAT!?” His palm went straight for your cheeks, smushing them together with the strength he holds a volleyball.

“ALRIGHT ALRIGHT, STOWP SQUICHING MY FACE!”

Even if he’s pissed off, he just couldn’t stop the fluttering butterflies in his stomach, flying and flapping around in there not even wanting to escape from it’s confines. But why? Why doesn’t he feel like this when his partner leans in so close that their lips are touching, yet your breath even reaching his skin sends him chills? Why does he internally melt when you just simply hold his hand yet he feels nothing even when his love intertwines them, drawing their distance shorter?

Maybe you were right..

Maybe he should have looked a little bit closer..

“I’m sorry.. ”

“It’s alright Kageyama-senpai, it’s for the best, we can still stay friends though!”

“Yeah.”

“Now get out there, and go get them!”

“S-sHUT it you-!”

Sweat. Why is he sweating. Is he nervous? He hasn’t felt nervous since forever. Why now out of all the other times, why now!

“Tobio-kun! There you are~~”

Your arms are warped around him- oh boy- wait- you do this all the time when you both were little, what makes it any more different than this one? Maybe, you finally mean something more than a form of comfort he looks to. Maybe, you aren’t the same ‘friend’ he had looked at for years of his life. You were someone to him. Someone special.

“Where were you, you bonehead~ hm-”

Your eyes widen as the feeling of his lips met yours. It was soft, so soft, like cushions pressed upon his face. Your warmth, your scent, everything about you was perfect. You being within his arms was perfect. You being right next to him, by his side, through and through was what he always wanted. Nothing could replace you. How could he be so blind? You were all that he needed all along.

“..w-what wAS THAT!”

“Dumbass.. I like you, alright- for a long time.. just didn’t have the heart to admit it..”

No reply. He couldn’t tell through your gaze what were you thinking. Was he too late? Did you see nothing in him from the very start and only just stuck around for the hell of it. How stupid could he be-

“About time- damn asshole, do you know how long I’ve been waiting for you to say that~~?”

“w-wHAT?”

“Means I love you too, gosh, just how dense are you- if I didn’t care for you ass that much, I would have left for Aoba Johsai by now-”

“I’m s-sorry alright- no need to rub it in my face-”

“Hmph- get on your knees then king, apologise~~”

“You little.. ”

Even if he did love you, you still got on his nerves, but god does he love that about you.

[delicrieux]

☆ﾐ 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚜𝚊𝚢 “𝚘𝚑”

PART 10: BIG DICK IS BACK IN TOWN

y/n is back in brooklyn for the holidays. thinking that a stream will make her feel less homesick for cali, she starts working on her famously titled hentai.free.srv. what was supposed to be a relaxing stream turns into a special delivery about two hours in.

─── corpse husband x reader ─── soc. media + written fiction! ─── word count: 2.2k ─── ❥ req: Here's one... You know those apps for delivery like Domino's or whatnot... What if reader is streaming Among Us with Corpse, and reader mentions they're hungry and Corpse offers to order them food, and readers like no no it's fine... Then there's delivery at the door (Corpse ordered beforehand) 

author’s note: fucky format is also back in town baby!!! also if you find any mistakes - no u didnt <3 thank u everyone for enjoying this story sm i literally cant believe how feral yall going strawberry cow was a nuclear explosion im still recovering tbh. got an ask a while ago and decided to incorporate it into myso. happy holidays everyone! myso will continue on monday!

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Indeed, being soft on any social media platform was the biggest disgrace and needed to be eliminated post haste. Moreover, it was a slippery slope - once you start flooding your timeline with cute imagery and heart emojis, what will stop you from posting inspirational Facebook quotes? Disgusting. If Rae were here, she would chide you (not you thinking about her as if she’s dead or something). For once in your life, you feel like you deserve it. 

Alas, you hope this little chaos you’ve caused is enough to throw everyone off. The stans, especially. You know the hashtags, you’ve seen ARMY scourging for info online with the same fervor and ruthlessness 1 Direction fans hacked airport security cameras just to spy on the boys. If you had any dirty secrets online, they are out to the public now - thankfully, besides the Harry Styles stan account (with edits and all), you have nothing. Though, now that you think about it, exposed nudes would have been better than your Punk!Harry edit receiving almost a million views. God, your life’s a fucking mess.

Your fans aren’t the only ones out for info - you, too, are trying to decipher Rae’s message. Code: Barbecue Sauce. The two of you had come up with it roughly two years ago, around the same time when you promised that if you didn’t find significant others by the time you’re 40, you’ll just marry each other. It was one of the many rules found in your friendship codex. Barbecue Sauce signifies information - an exchange of information. And depending on how it ends or begins (”So I’m sitting there” alludes to Rae, “On my titties” alludes to you), secret data on that person is given away, usually free of charge. 

But why? And to whom did Rae give away what? You had pestered her mercilessly and even sent some voice messages where you were crying. You were only crying because of a video of a grandpa smiling you saw on TikTok, but you are a snake, and so you put those tears to good use. If streaming doesn’t work out, you’ll just become an actress. Hollywood would love you. Your PR firm sure as fuck wouldn’t, though.

Rae was having none of it. She said you’ll figure it out eventually. Told you to channel your superior puzzle skills. You were quick to remind her that you can barely count to ten without having an aneurysm. Oddly serious, she admitted that she worries for you sometimes. Why only sometimes?! you demanded. She merely sighed. uttering under her breath something that sounded closely to “Boke.”

You leave her for barely a week and she’s already neck deep in the gay volleyball anime, hoodie and cardboard cutout and everything. Your life is falling apart.

But Brooklyn is nice. It had snowed when you stepped off of the plane. Thousands of snowflakes sprinkling into your hair, dotting your cheeks and nose. You missed this sight back in Cali. You missed your parents, too. 

Home cooked meals, old sweaters, your old room and about 40GB worth of old high school pictures on your computer. You went through them all one night. Some were stomach churning, cringe inducing nightmares. You were especially fond of those. Texted some of your friends that were still in Brooklyn, met up, decided to bake. Bad idea, Rae was the resident chef back in Cali. Besides laughing till your stomach hurt, and almost burning down your kitchen, nothing all that significant happened. Somewhere down the line, at about 3 am, half-way through a cheesy rom-com you had the overwhelming urge to text Corpse.

That’s where the problems really started. God, you missed California, missed being in the same timezone with a guy you hadn’t even met yet, how embarrassing is that?! You missed skating around and taking pictures of the beach in the setting sun, sending it to him, silently wishing he was with you to admire the view. 

You really want to call him. And to hang out with him. But for some reason, the thought of that springs up immediate anxiety and you shy away from asking. Him sending you cute good morning texts doesn’t help, either. Maybe it’s better he doesn’t know that you’re a blushing, stuttering mess each time you read “baby”. 

Late evening. Your stream is already set up, people are slowly trickling in and you greet them with a grin and a soft “Hello! Hi hi!”. You did your best to make your room a perfectly chaotic backdrop - led lights, an embarrassing amount of anime merch and plushies. You always try to balance out your weeb side by dressing hot as fuck for your streams - today’s inspiration just so happens to be egirls. Mostly because you watched one too many egirl make-up tutorials on TikTok, and also because you’ve been listening to Corpse’s song all day.

Yeah, no, who are you kidding, you dressed up this way because you were hoping Corpse was watching your stream. You didn’t forget your cat headphones, either. You know he likes them. You want to make him suffer. Perhaps then, finally, he will ask you out, so you wouldn’t have to.

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“I feel like,” You start when you put away your phone, staring idly at the chat, “I feel like I need a new name for you guys. Calling you guys after two years of streaming is just... weird, no? I also don’t respect men so I don’t want to call you guys. Like, so many creator’s have, like, a name for their fans. Uhm, Cody Ko has the chodesters, Kurtis Conner has, uh, folks? Kurtis Town? Citizens! Markiplier has mommy issues--” You can’t help snorting, “So, I’ve been, like, thinking - I know, shocking! - so I was thinking I’m gonna name you cockroaches. Because you’re grimy little shits impossible to kill. And also then I can use the legendary Minaj meme ROACHES!”

Your stream enthusiastically echoes ROACHES, making the chat swim. Yes, if anyone would enjoy such a name, it would be your audience. You’re as equally proud as you are disturbed.

“Well, anyway.” Leaning back into your chair, you throw your arms out with a bright grin, “Big dick is back in town, baby! If you noticed the backdrops different, it’s cuz I’m in Brooklyn now. Don’t ask me when I will return to Always Sunny, I don’t plan that far ahead.”

While Minecraft boots up, you decide to answer a few questions.

r u dating sykkuno?

You want to smack your head into the keyboard, but as it is, you can’t exactly afford a new one, so you refrain, “No, Sykkuno and I are not dating, we are just good friends. Uhm, I’m not sure how much I’ll have to repeat this, but, we really aren’t, so if the roaches could chill - Oh my God, that sounds so stupid, I love it - uh, yeah, if the roaches could chill that’d be great.”

the roaches lmao sounds like we’re a sports team

“Oh shit, yeah it does, uh-- maybe I can make like, jerseys or something. That’d be cool, I think.”

how disappointed are your parents with the way your life turned out?

“My parents are actually not disappointed at all!” You say with a cute little smile, “Uhm, they’re both really proud, actually. They’re glad I found something I love doing and made a job outta it. Dad finds my Youtube videos endearing. Yes, they watch pretty much all of my videos, unless I explicitly tell them not to. And yeah, with all the fucks and thirsting for anime characters. Uhm, it was very embarrassing at first, but I mean, after a while, shame just...doesn’t exist anymore, I guess? Funny thing about my parents, actually, when they watch my videos-” You eye catches a comment, “Oh! No, they only watch my Youtube videos. They don’t know how to use Twitter, thank God. Uhm, anyway-- when they hear a name they don’t know, like, I dunno, Dabi, or something, they google--” You’re grinning by now, eyes crinkling, giggling softly, “--who that is, and buy me like, merch and stuff. It’s really cute. 

can i be adopted by ur parents plz

will you and corpse ever collab?!

You were about to answer, though the man of the hour himself decides to do it for you.

Corpse_Husband: yes.

Okay, not to say your heart skipped a beat, but it totally did. With a pleased smile, you nod, like one of those bobble head toys sold at the dollar store. The motion is oddly reminiscent of Sykkuno’s own nod. Perhaps you had picked it up from him. The chat seems to notice.

pack it up, sykkuno

More questions pile about this mysterious collab you and Corpse are planning. Yeah, you’d like to hear more about it, too, since he single highhandedly decided one was happening right now. Corpse remains silent. Fine, keep your secrets. 

“Okay, guys, oh, I mean, roaches, Oh my God--” You’re covering your mouth, giggling, “-calling all roaches, calling all roaches, calm down. Everyone grab a snack and a blanket I’m turning up the music volume so we can all chill. Entering chill zone. Entering chill zone. Roaches, prepare.”

we are prepared

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An hour or so passes and you grow hungry. It shows with the amount of cakes you had baked in your server. Currently, you find yourself throwing eggs at the wall of one of the renovated houses, your face scrunched in concentration and slight frustration. 24 of the 50 eggs have been wasted. “What’s a girl gotta do to get some chicks around here?” you had uttered under your breath, until, finally, a screech - the egg finally spawns a mob. Your mouth falls open, “Aww, look!” You approach it, so small, walking in zigzags beside you, “It’s a baby chicken! Die, bitch.” The baby chicken is no more as you swing your bedazzled (you have mods) diamond sword. You’re cackling by the time the dust settles.

y/n is a child murderer

“Roaches,” You address your fan-base, spurring another fit of laughter - you can’t get over the name, “I think I’m like, forgetting that eating in Minecraft won’t actually make less hungry in real life.”

take a break and go eat queen <3

“Fuck no, we starve and die like men. Now I actually really need another chicken.”

Another twenty minutes trickle by and you’re trying to lure back a panda from the jungle when there’s a knock on your bedroom’s door. Whipping your head to the side, you slide down your headphones. At the same time, your mom pokes her head through the ajar door, “MOM!” You scream, “Get OUT of my room I’m playing Minecraft!” But your yell has no actual bite to it, as you don’t manage to hide your smile. Your mom laughs, doing some sort of sign language and motioning for you to follow her with her head. That or it’s some sort of performative dance. 

“I’m live right now,” You tell her, pointing at your screen. She knows this already, though, “do you want to say hi?” 

The roaches spam the chat with friendly hellos. You mom, quite impatient now, waves you over. 

“Sorry, roaches, mom needs something. Be back in a bit!”

Stopping the stream, you rush out of your seat and pleased she slinks into the hallway. “What’s this about?”

“Your pizza came.”

“My what now?” You echo, confused.

“Domino’s. You ordered pizza?”

“What? No? I was busy with the stream, I never--”

Thankfully, you had managed to grab your phone from your room before you exited. You almost choke on spit once you read the messages.

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You decide that it’ll be impossible to stream after experiencing what you had just experienced. You tweet out a quick apology to the roaches (God, that fucking name) and say that you had a breakdown but you’re okay. That is as a close to the truth as you managed to muster. It’s a sad sight, chewing and crying; your mom winced when she saw your state - disheveled hair and rundown eyeliner and everything. “D’aww,” She had muttered, caressing the top of your head, “don’t cry my little raccoon.”

If anyone was ever to ask you where did your chaotic nature come from, you’d answer with my mom. To make yourself feel better, you took a selfie - duck face and peace sign and the horrible 2000′s angle. Sent it to Rae. 

looking hot, her message read. 

thanks, was all you replied with.

You couldn’t just leave things as they were. Once you calmed down, you wanted to text Corpse, but how would you follow up the ungodly caps lock and screeching? Impossible. An idea sprung to mind, one that was brave. Taking the first step.

Instead of sending a text, you sent a voice memo.

“Thank you for the pizza, it was delicious.”

You voice still sounded a bit raspy. His reply was instant. Your heart skipped a beat. He sent a voice memo back.

“Glad you liked it, baby.”

He was going to be the death of you.

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tags (in italics is those i couldn’t tag! make sure all’s ok w your settings!) : @littlebabysandboxburritos - @fairywriter-oracle - @tsukishimawh0re - @ofstarsanddreams - @bbecc-a - @annshit - @leahh19 - @letsloveimagines - @bellomi-clarke - @wineandionysus - @guiltydols - @onephootinfrontoftheother - @liamakorn - @thirstyfangirl - @lilysdaydreams - @pan-ini - @mxqicshxp - @tanchosanke - @yoshinorecommends - @flightsandfantasy - @liljennyx3 - @slashersdream - @unknown-and-invisible - @sinister-sleep - @fivedicksinatrenchcoat - @mercury–moon - @peterparkerspjsuit - @unstableye - @simonsbluee - @shinyshimaagain - @ppopty - @siriuslystupid - @crapimahuman - @ofthedewthesunlight - @mythicalamphitrite - @artsyally - @corpsesimpp - @corpsewhitetee - @corpse-husbandsimp - @hyp-oh-critical - @roses-and-grasses - @rhyrhy462 - @sparklylandflaplawyer - @charbkgo - @airwaveee - @creativedogs - @kaitlyn2907 - @loxbbg - @afuckingunicornn - @fleurmoon - @yeolliedokai - @truly-dionysus - @multi-fandom-central707

more tags are in the comments bcs tumblr only allows me to tag 50 people max 💙

[fabricated-misslieness]

pairing: bokuto, iwaizumi, kageyama, kuroo, miya twins, and ushijima x shorter manager male reader

req: yes | cw: suggestive | 16+

alex: MOST OF THE TALL THIGH GUYS IN HAIKYUU SIMP FOR THE SHORTER MALE MANAGER AFTER THEY FOUND OUT HE LIKES BIG THIGHS(and tits and all that) WHILE THEY TRY TO MAKE THEIRS LOOK BIG AND JUICY????

hcs of tall boys simping for a shorter manager because they like thicc body parts

a/n: i didn’t mention this because i did want to write it, but alex, reqs were closed. unless you suggested this for 1.5k, in which case, just why?

Introduction

A volleyball training camp consisting of some of Japan’s most prominent high schools. Chaotic, right?

Well, many schools came: Aoba Johsai, Fukurodani, Nekoma, Inarizaki, Itachiyama, and Shiratorizawa.

These training camps often led to the teams’ managers getting to know each other better and bonding. And as Itachiyama’s manager, even if most of them were girls, you were no exception.

Which meant, while all the managers collectively did their manager duties like refilling water bottles, you talked.

And, for some reason, the topic of boys came along and what ‘type’ of boy they liked.

You see, the girls were nice. They looked for personalities, rather than body parts - most of them anyway.

You on the other hand, well, you loved thick boys.

Prominent man boobs, thick thighs, fat asses.

“Is that… why you became a manager?”

“Is that why you don’t hand out towels?”

Unbeknownst to you, and the girls, a few people were eavesdropping on you.

 

Bokuto

“I’d say that fits your description, right Bokuto?” Konoha playfully elbowed him on the chest, but the ace wasn’t paying attention. “Eh, Bokutooo? You there?”

He was not, in fact, there.

He really had no plan to charm you at all. If he already had these traits, surely your eyes would drift off to him, right?

But obviously, he subconsciously starts showing off more when you’re watching his match.

He starts glancing at you every time he scores a point. Slowly, glances turn into looks that ask for praise, like a puppy; and then looks turn into verbal “Did you see that (y/n)?!”

You don’t know when or why he started fixating on you, but you certainly weren’t complaining.

Thanks to your praise, Bokuto slowly starts getting more comfortable around you. Then, one day after he scores the game winning point, he runs over to you.

Before you know it, he’s pulled you into a hug.

“WOO (Y/N), DID YOU SEE THAT?!”

But you don’t reply, because 1) you can’t with your face smushed against man boobies, and 2) this is heaven.

Bokuto’s confused, of course, until he realizes your hands on his thighs.

He only laughs it off, until Komori comes. Behind the libero is a possessive looking Sakusa and a scary Iizuna. Komori’s about to spew some protective comment like, “hands of our manager” but you stop him.

The will to stay in this bear hug is stronger than the boobies giving you an inability to speak. “Let me have this, Komori.”

“Ah, right, you like this kind of stuff.” The libero laughs, slowly nudging Sakusa and Iizuna away. 

“What’s this kind of stuff?”

“You, hot stuff.”

 

Iwaizumi

“Iwa-chan, you’re not gonna leave me for him, righ-?”

“Shut up, Oikawa.”

It starts off subtle, wiping off sweat from his face with the bottom of his shirt and making sure to expose his pecs. Though such a thing works when there’s no other thicc boy in the room.

Then he starts stretching more often, particularly his legs.

Sometimes, on particularly hot days, he rolls his shorts even higher up his thigh.

Slowly, as you start to talk more often, he does the same things while you’re hanging out relatively alone.

“Hajime.” 

“Hm?” He stops his stretching, looking at you curiously. You lick your lips, your gaze looking at his thighs.

“Keep stretching.”

He obeys. His thighs flex and stiffen, the stretching starts getting painful, but he doesn’t stop because he knows you like it. When you press a hand against his thigh, he lets out a low groan.

“Fuck, Hajime.”

Finally, he knows you’re absolutely enamoured with his body.

 

Kageyama

“None of us fit that description.”

“Shut up, boke.”

“I mean...you fit that description?”

Each time he knows his gaze is on you, as he’s in the back line ready to receive a serve, he sticks out his ass just that little bit more. Along with tensing his thighs.

Sometimes he drags Hinata to receive his serves somewhere within your vicinity. When Hinata receives it and sends it back to him, he doesn’t catch it. Instead, he lets it fall so that you can watch him bend over to grab it.

He might even shake his ass a little.

One time, when something accidentally falls out of his hands, you confront him.

“Tobio, you’re doing this on purpose, aren’t you?”

“Doing what?” He looks at you through his lashes - up for once, booty out and still bending over. Then he has the audacity to shake his bubble butt.

He smiles when you let out a frustrated groan. “That.”

“I still don’t know what you’re referring to.”

 

Kuroo

“Ha, that sorta fits Kuroo. Wait, Kuroo, are you-?”

“Yes, absolutely, yes.”

You know that extremely flexible receive? Yeah? Expect to see that a lot.

It shows off his ass and thighs and just- umph im such a simp

Unlike most others, he’s much more forward about it than others. He won’t outright say it, granted, but he’ll be more touchy with you.

One second, his arm is wrapped around your shoulder. The next, he’s pulled the back of your head to one of his pecs. 

When your team spots this, they rush over to get him to stop. At the forefront of the group is Iizuna. “Hands off our manager.”

Before you can say anything, Kuroo speaks up, “Last time I checked, (y/n)’s his own person. Besides, he enjoy this, right?”

“Yeah.” You don’t defend yourself from Iizuna, because hell, the captain banter is entertainment.

The two captains glare at each other with their competitive yet polite looks. Eventually, Iizuna falters. He can’t argue with you saying you like it, nor does he have the comebacks in him to talk to the ‘provocative expert’.

 

Atsumu Miya

The twins stare at each other, glaring as they usually do. “Dibs.” Atsumu says, and Osamu can’t deny that. It seems he’s missed out on you.

Just like Kuroo, Atsumu is forward.

He is also impatient, so if you don’t catch on the first few times, he’s just going to blur it out.

And that is exactly what happens.

Each time he tries to get your attention, he fails. A subtle wink sent your way, a flex of his bicep, bending and holding on to his knees after a loss penalty, none of them seem to alert you. They don’t, because he’s dumb and doesn’t think to show off the qualities that you like as much as the qualities that he’s confident in.

Which is why he’s here, in front of you while you take a break on the bleachers.

“Miya-san? Don’t you have a game?” You glance down at the court, seeing the rest of Inarizaki playing. They certainly aren’t at their best without their genius setter.

“I like you.”

Your raised eyebrow only taunts him, “And what brought this upon-”

“I know you like me.” He sits next to you, slinging his thighs over your lap. “Don’t you like these thighs?”

“I guess I do, ‘Tsumu.”

 

Osamu Miya

The twins stare at each other, glaring as they usually do. “Dibs.” Osamu calls. Even if Atsumu grumbles and kicks at the ground because he’s missed the opportunity, he can’t deny the power of dibs.

He’s much better at this than Atsumu is. He’s more patient and has no problem with playing the long game.

However, he doesn’t; because unlike Atsumu, he accentuates his qualities that you like.

He pulls up the bottom of his shirt to wipe his face, rolls up his shorts quite high, and generally does things that always have your eyes on his thighs, pecs, or ass.

He’s taunting you, silently telling you to come to him, so that’s what you do.

The next time you find him panting from a run, ass out and bent over, you confront him. Conveniently enough, he’s away from other people.

You make your presence known by putting a hand half on his ass, half on his thigh.

“Oh, heeey, (y/n).” He gives you an all-knowing look, paired with lazy half lidded eyes.

“You know why I’m here, don’t you, ‘Samu?”

“Obviously.”

 

Ushijima Wakatoshi

“I like thick men, the ones with prominent pecs, thick thighs, and bubble butts.”

Sure, he heard it. Sure, he processed it. But did he think about it afterwards? No. Did he connect the dots? No.

In fact, you’re the one attracted to him.

Ushijima is that one oblivious yet extremely suggestive individual. He does squats after practice, thigh-accentuating stretches, bends over without a single thought, this man is blatantly sexy.

You have to keep yourself from doing anything indecent.

So, it’s quite obvious you like him. Anytime he’s in the room, you’re staring at him. As such, Sakusa takes notice, and boy is he disgusted.

“(y/n), please don’t like him.”

Why? He didn’t want to let you date him, it’d turn you into a reminder of one of his most formidable opponents.

“Sakusa, I can’t help it.”

Welp, he’s doomed.

“(y/n), hey.” You’d never really interacted before you approached him. He noticed that you always looked at him, but he didn’t really think about it, nor did he think about why you did it. There were more important things to focus on.

“I like you.”

“Huh?”

He’s so dense, so oblivious, gosh. Good luck with him.

[tender-rosiey]

hi hi <3 back to request bc i just love your work!

could i request haikyuu boys reacting to their fem!s/o getting a phone call and a guy on the other line says “hey, you home alone?” or something along those lines. there was a tik tok trend where girls would get a fake ft call with a guy saying ^ to see how their boyfriends would react, i think i may be able to find a video if you want but i do hope i explained this well :)

❥ “Hey, you home alone?” Prank on HQ characters

Includes Oikawa, Bokuto, Tsukishima and Kageyama

ᴀ/ɴ: i am glad you like my work, luv and this looks fun to write and I love these pranks a lot! hope you liked this luv 💕 also did my blog really go quack or is my stuff just getting ignored 👩‍🦲

Oikawa Tooru:

I would like to write a whole damn essay about how much I love oikawa but this is not our topic for today until now at least

SO, you felt bored and wanted to do something, plus oikawa has been free from pranks for far too long

That’s another reason why TikTok is your place to go for pranks

You saw said prank and wanted to do it since our lovely tooru has rather interesting reactions

So you set it up the sound and held your phone while your boyfriend is in the kitchen counter behind you preparing a snack for movie night

It was all fine and dandy until

“Hey, you home alone?”

You suddenly heard things stumble and your boyfriend was beside you in a snap with a frown on his face

“No she is not alone and in fact we are going on a date so you can just go FUCK YOURSELF— babe you are recording?”

You then smiled cheekily before bursting out laughing resulting in the blank stare and a pout from your boyfriend beside you

“Y/N, that’s mean, how dare you?”

However you didn’t expect your boyfriend to slam down on you and try and suffocate you with hugs

“Tooru get off!”

“No, apologize!”

He also peppered your face with kisses until you were sorry

You also posted the TikTok and it got more than 400k likes 👩‍🦲

And my favorite part is the comments so let’s start

Some of them were like

“LMAO THE SPEED HE GOT THERE WITH”

and “he is so pretty tho tf”

as well as “the kisses at the end were adorable tho lol”

Of course his ass was sticking out while peppering you with kisses so someone commented

“What a flat ass”

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Bokuto Koutarou:

I personally believe that Bokuto would have TikTok and would know about the trends unlike the dumbass up there who I think would only stick to one side of TikTok

Bokuto likes diversity in everything and doesn’t like getting left out, once again it’s my opinion

So he obviously knows the trend and you know that he knows, so you got a video of someone with a voice he never heard

He had just came from training and entered the home with a big smile and greeted you with a kiss

And so as he turned his back to you he heard

“Hey, you home alone?”

Bokuto threw the toilet roll at your phone knocking it down

His hair then deflated and looked at you with a look that made you feel extremely guilty

“Kou, it’s a prank.”

He then crossed his arms and faced away pouting

Now how do we make up things to a deflated and pouty Bokuto Koutaro, the great captain of Fukurodani?

Hug him from behind and start kissing his cheek and face then tighten the hug, like you are doing right now

He starts to relax to your touch still being just a little petty

“Don’t do that again, Y/N; these pranks aren’t funny.” He said barely audible as he was trying not to break his pout

He then broke into a fit of laughter and turned to hug you cause I stand by word when I say bokuto loves physical affection with every fiber of his being

And you guys continued the day cuddling <3

Onto the comments:

“HOW COULD HE KNOCK US DOWN LIKE THAT”

“That aim tho”

“HE IS SO MUSCULAR”

“Can we buy someone like him?”

He also gave you a kiss on the cheek while the camera was filming

Cause ✨ AFFECTION ✨

And by the way

He told kuroo about this

And kuroo is planning a lovely prank to get you back for what you did for his bro 🥱

And kou doesn’t have any idea that kuroo is doing a prank even

Tsukishima Kei:

BAHAHA

The fact that you thought this was a good idea is very humorous, however tsukishima has TikTok, but ,unlike Bokuto, he literally knows everything

And he knew the moment you kept staring at him with a smirk on your face that there is something up

Inasmuch he was patiently waiting for your time to strike

He however then heard kageyama’s voice say

“Hey, you home alone?”

Love, when I tell you he whipped his head so damn fast he almost snapped it

“Hey king why don’t you go stick your dick in a dirt hole instead, y/n is too good for you.”

Cue you laughing while replaying the recording of kageyama saying that same line three more times

Explaining to him that it was a prank took some long time cause tsukishima was being a petty bitch

“Keiiii, I told you I am sorry—“ “no.” “Please, talk to me!”

Maybe just give him a hug or threaten him with going to kageyama and he will hug you from behind

“Don’t do it again, or I will never forgive you.”

Of course you wouldn’t go off the hook so easily sweetie

Tsukishima Kei ,as Tanaka once said, never forgets to counter and take revenge

So you basically started a prank war and may god be with your neighbors

But y’all still gonna watch the movie you agreed on and gossip so 🙄

You even managed to make him put on a face mask which I salute you for by the way

He is a little disappointed in himself cause he already knew you were gonna do something but still was shocked or rather startled

And for the comments which are the loveliest

“Woah is his neck okay—“

“The GLARE HE SO MAD”

“So stubborn wow”

You showed kageyama his reaction and he almost burst out laughing instead just ended up smirking in an evil way

While on the other hand hinata was rolling on the floor having the best laugh of his life aside from the one after his first receive which I was very proud of him for

Kageyama Tobio:

Hinata was low key gonna ruin it all

Why?

He almost laughed his way through the one sentence he was supposed to say

So your boyfriend was just doing his nails peacefully like the pretty boy setter he is until your dumbass decided to do the prank him while he was doing that

And so in the middle of his nail care session he heard the voice of his best friend say

“Hey, you home alone?”

You didn’t want to use the actual audio since when you guys cuddle he watched TikTok with you and basically knows the trends because of you

Unlike his senior who despite having TikTok doesn’t remember trends for shit

So you called his best friend and made him take part in this and sacrifice his being for a good laugh

Anyways back to him almost injuring his finger when he heard it

“HINATA BOKE WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM Y/N?!”

“BAHAHAHAHA I AM SORRY Y/N I CANT!”

He kept glaring at hinata through the phone and ended up hanging up on him and returning him to the “to serve at their head” list for the 37th time

He just looked at you and pouted unintentionally

“It wasn’t funny you know, you scared me.”

Aw

now make it up to him

“What can I do so you can forgive me then, Tobio?”

“…milk and cuddles.”

And so he got it what he asked for

Hinata’s funeral got scheduled 3 days later but he made it out alive so it’s okay :D

The comments were interesting to say the least

“Did he just do like oxen do? You know, the air from their nose when mad”

“THE NAIL; IT ALMOST BROKE NO”

“So pretty”

“I feel like the orange headed dude is gonna get his ass handed to him.”

He went to ask noya and tanaka for advice to get you back for what you did

To which they told him to ignore you for 24 hours

They also shared the idea because they heard oikawa and tsukishima talking about it separately

They also showed him their evil laugh

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[love-amihan]

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HQ KARASUNO FIRST YEARS REACTING TO GOOFY PHOTO YOU'VE SET AS THEIR LOCKSCREEN

amihan’s note: this is so random jsdfhbfs can't think of a little scenario for our yachi but i think the bullet points captured it best, giving you all the fluffs as an apology hehe. will drop all the angst and come back to happy plots i promise :>> happy reading!

bf!shoyo x gn!reader, bf!tobio x gn!reader, bf!kei x gn!reader, bf!tadashi x gn!reader, gf!yachi x gn!reader

-hinata shoyo

first reaction? laughs, like for real laughs

the team looks at him weirdly and he's there all over his phone typing away with a stupid smile on his face

shoyo: come swing by our practice

after school, you did as per shoyo texted. you were confused on why he wanted to see you

you forgot that you changed his lockscreen not so long ago

as soon as he sees you, he runs up to you holding up his phone, "say cheese!" he pulled on the goofiest face leaning closer to you so you can also fit in the frame. you buffer for a second before following in suit, after he took the photo he made it his new lockscreen smiling proudly "what was that about, sho?" he looks up to you with his sunshine smile, "new lockscreen!" he showed you his phone displaying the photo you guys just took.

-kageyama tobio

blushes, full-on blush, even his neck is red!

he didn't expect seeing your face when he was just checking the time on his phone

shoyo blinks from behind him, "who's that?" tobio snaps out of it remembering why he whipped out his phone in the first place "no one" he pocketed his phone again walking away "HEY I STILL NEED TO KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS!" shoyo shouted trying to catch up with him

tobio can't help the smile that crept up his face while thinking about you

he will not remove the picture and just let it be

he calls it his lucky charm

-tsukishima kei

as soon as he saw it, changes it back to his original lockscreen

he hates to admit it but he took a screenshot before doing so

the next time you saw him, you were all giddy and excited about your little 'prank'

"tsukkiii" you playfully drag out his name as you come closer to him, "what?" he remained emotionless looking back at you, "found anything new?" you elbow his sides gently, tadashi chuckles from behind him seeing you two in your usual setup

he played it off, not wanting to be dragged in your pace "i actually have an eye on this good frame and i'm thinking of getting it" he held his chin pretending to think back. you gasp in disbelief looking at him then tadashi who just shrugs

yeah, he's a big tsundere..

"that was really mean tsukki" tadashi pointed out seeing your retreating back. can you imagine this guy? a tall guy gushing over his phone, the screenshot on display "you didn't have to change it if you're gonna stare at the damn picture" kei looks up and glares at him, "shut up yamaguchi"

-yamaguchi tadashi

now this boy, this sweet boy will cherish it!

gets excited on using his phone, just to see your face

will excuse anything to himself just to open his phone

oh what time is it? pulls out his phone and looks at the screen, his wrist watch on display

"you have a watch" shoyo simply pointed out, tadashi looks at his wrist his mouth forming an 'oh' kei let out the loudest sigh pulling his headphones on "you're smitten" was all he said before walking away. tadashi flushed red stuttering with his words, he huffed choosing to not say anything and just catch up with kei.

shoyo turns to tobio "what's smitten?" tobio was in deep thought for a second before stomping away "how would i know?! boke!" he angrily shouted

-hitoka yachi

confronts you about it, she was very shy opening the topic

though she told you to take a picture together because she really loves the idea

would love to lowkey flaunt about it

like oh she accidentally let someone borrow her phone and forgot to give her password

then the person will see the two of you looking cute and goofy in her lockscreen

she will be shy but cheeky with it at the same time

if the person happen to ask who was in the lockscreen, she will delightfully tell them about you!!

"i didn't know you have s/o" someone will ask and she will just show off the picture you two have

she just loves you and likes to boast about you, though more in a subtle way

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tagging; @lumpiang-toge mwah, lablab <33

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I'm totally about to be that person but I'd love to see more KageHina content from you!! Literally anything! I just love their chaotic friendship so much and you're so good at writing them so I humbly ask for more if you're willing! ^^

Heyo friend! I hope your doing well! This prompt is just too perfect to pass up! X3 I've gotcha covered!

“Oi! Boke! Pay attention!” Kageyama called out, frustrated that Hinata once again spaced out mid attack. It was another day of practice for Karasuno, and today was kinda special. Coach Ukai gave the boys a bit of a free day to practice whatever skills they wanted to work on.

Kageyama and Hinata were paired off once more, today deciding to focus more on softer attacks and various styles of hits. They were quite known for their quick attack- they had to change it up.

The problem that came with this is Hinata’s lack of focus. Maybe it was the weather, maybe the season. Whatever it was, the small redhead could barely keep his head on straight as they practiced, missing the passes and even at one point, taking a set to the face.

“Oi, don’t call me Boke! And I am paying attention!” Hinata argued, even though he knew Kageyama was right. He was rather spacy today. Free days always did that to him. “I’ve hit at least 3 attacks!”

“Out of 6!” Kageyama sighed and ran a hand through his hair, closing his eyes. “Let’s take a break. You’re spacy and I’m frustrated. We’ll only waste time fighting.”

Hinata blinked, making Kageyama selfconscious. “What?”

“I’ve never heard you sound so...mature before. It’s scary.” Hinata mock shivered, wide eyed and scared. Kageyama’s blood pressure spiked. “Would you shut up!! I can be mature!” He fumed, going to grab the redhead’s collar, only for Hinata to duck under his arm and wrap himself around the setter's waist. “What are you- AH!”

“Ooo, so mature of you, getting all mad!” Hinata teased, fingers digging ruthlessly into Kageyama’s waist, making the setter squirm. “Should I start referring to you more formally? Mr. Kageyama- why are you so giggly all of a sudden?”

“Shahahhhahahahhahat uhuhuhuhuuhuhuhuhp!” Kageyama cried, laughing more freely when Hinata’s fingers moved up, digging into the taller boy’s ribs. He tried to grab him once more, briefly succeeding before Hinata poked his belly, making him squeak and let go. “Gehehehehhehehehehhet ohohohoohohohohohohohff!” “Never! This is what you get!” Hinata laughed along with him, taking in Kageyama's expression. The setter’s cheeks were a rosy pink color, smile wide and eyes squeezed shut with mirth. He really could listen to him laugh all day long. “I wonder what would happen if I did this?” He teased, hands shooting up and digging into the setter’s armpits.

“GAH! NOHOHOHOHOOHOHOHOHOHOHO! NOHOHOOHOHOHOHOT THEEHEEHHEHHEHERE!” Kageyama howled, his squirming renewed with fresh vigor, nearly wiggling away. “Ooo, is that a bad spot? Tickle tickle tickle, Kage!” Hinata giggled like a gremlin, leaping onto the setter’s back like a koala bear, hands still tickling.

Finally, after what felt like an eternity, Kageyama got the upperhand. With his last bit of strength, he twisted his body and sent the startled redhead flying off of him. Hinata’s reflexes kicked in, landing him on his feet. “Haha! I win!” He cheered, turning to a now exhausted Kageyama, residue giggles and laughs escaping his lips as he caught his breath. His cheeks were a pleasant red color, tears of mirth dotting his eyes as he wrapped his arms around his waist, rubbing at the tickly sensation. “Ahehe...heh...y-you b-boke…” He groaned, making the smaller boy cackle. Soon, Kageyama was laughing too.

After a bit, the setter straightened up and smirked, closing the distance between him and the giggly redhead. Hinata, too caught up in his own mirth, failed to stop the hand jabbing him lightly in the belly. “AIE! K-Kageyama!”

“New idea. Everytime you space out, I tickle you.” There was a definite threat in those eyes. “Sounds good?”

Hinata was definitely more focused the rest of practice.

I hope this was good!

[malereader-inserts]

All He Needs

Fandom: Haikyuu Pairing: Oikawa Tooru x Male!Reader Summary: Oikawa likes you a lot, he’s just terrible with how he’s gone about it Word Count: 1,193 Request: @boke-saiikai “ Hey! i was wondering if i could request a Tooru Oikawa x cold!crush reader where he is completely smitten by the reader and tries his best to impress him and just constantly flirts with him but the most he ever got was a chuckle than getting ignored, but after a practise match against shiratorizawa he breaks down when he's alone in the locker rooms and the reader finds him and finally breaks down his walls to comfort him and confess. sorry that this is so long! “ A/n: I would love more Hiakyuu requests!

Oikawa has always been a ladies man, he had his own personal fan club in high school.

But, he didn’t want any of the girls in the school, there was one particular boy in his year that he had his eyes set on. It the other guy who had his own fan club going around school. Whilst volleyball was a very popular sport in their school, the football club as just as popular and it was the captain of the football team that everyone had eyes on.

Perhaps it was your mysterious personality, you wouldn’t entertain anyone’s advances and you try to ignore everyone that comes to talk to you unless it was someone on your class or one of your friends. You don’t seem to show much emotion, there was no happiness when you won the game, you didn’t look pleased when you passed your test.

And somehow, that was attractive to many of your peers.

It really intrigued Oikawa, which is why he has started to get your case. He was getting jealous that Iwazumi was in the same class as you, that he was one of the few people you would talk back to, but you gave nothing to Oikawa. He would come up to you with a new pick up line and you would look him dead in the eye before walking away.

It amuses Iwazumi a lot to see his best friend’s face fall flat. But, overtime Oikawa was determined to get something out from you, a smile or a chuckle, even a few words. The best he ever got was a chuckle out of you.

You like the attention from him, you would never say it to his face because you didn’t need his ego inflating. But, you enjoy seeing Oikawa running up to you, waving his hand above his head calling your name, only for you to continue walking as he tries to strike up a conversation. 

Oikawa liked you a lot, it was your hard work that you put in when you’re playing sports and that you continued to persist on your natural talent, you didn’t want to be left behind in your team and that you wanted to come on top. He liked that you weren’t giving him attention because only his team and you don’t give him the time of day. 

He gets tired of keeping up appearances with people who fawn over him, but with you, you can relate to him. You don’t give much to your fan club that but’s why your fan club loves you so much, but, you get tired of the constant attention and people knowing that you’re going to make it big in the future so many people want pictures and signatures with you, so in the future, they have proof that they went to the same school as you. 

“Hey, (L/n)-chan.”

“Oikawa-san,” You greeted and nodded as Oikawa smiles and started to ramble, you give him the occasional nod that you’re listening, “Don’t you have to be somewhere else?”

“Trying to get rid of me so easily?” There was a wink at the end of the sentence as Oikawa smiles cheekily.

You shake your head as you pointed, “No, Iwazumi-san is coming and he looks furious.”

“Ah shit, practice match!” Oikawa slaps his forehead, before waving, “See you around.”

“Maybe,” You replied as you see Iwazumi grab his best friend’s ear and pulling him to the boy’s volleyball changing room. 

You chuckled to yourself as you head over to the football changing room, to get ready for practise yourself, after the day was over, you were getting your team jacket on, not bothering to get changed back into uniform. You noticed that you weren’t the only one still out and about on school grounds. 

The volleyball changing room had lights on still, you flickered the changing room lights off and locked up as you pulled your bag on you. Going upstairs towards their changing room, you were expecting to hear a lot of voices but was met with soft cries.

You opened the door and was surprised to see who was left behind.

“Oikawa?” You called as he shot up, sniffling away the tears.

“(L/n!)!” He was caught off guard, “Did you wait for me, how cute!”

You looked at him disapprovingly, even with him in tears and upset, he tries to have his fake act up. You sighed as you closed the door behind you as you sat next to him.

“Heard it was a practice match with Shiratorizawa,” You spoke, this is probably the most you’ve talked to Oikawa, “They’re bastards.”

Oikawa managed to chuckle at your bluntness, “Yeah, they are.”

You hummed and nodded, “What’s up? Bad practice?”

“You can say that again, they...” He sighs in frustration, his face in his hands before looking at them, “They are the one school that I just want to beat, I want to get to nationals - that’s all I want to do, especially on my third year.”

“Right-”

“I want to see the look of disappointment in Ushijima’s face when I beat him and finally go to Nationals! As a captain I want to bring my team there, I want to-”

He breaks down crying again, you don’t know how to comfort a person especially one who is crying their eyes out. You lifted your hand over his back before gently placing down, rubbing. 

“I believe in you,” You say after a while, Oikawa managed to calm down, “I’ve watched your games and your team believes in you.”

“You’ve watched my games?”

You tilted your head, “Yeah? School support? I’ve seen you at my games too.”

Oikawa blushed when you straight told him that you’ve noticed him ogling at you at your games, the day he finally figured out that he was in love with you was a big long day for Iwazumi because this prick was dramatic and a mess. He would do anything to grab your attention.

“Come on, we can talk whilst we walk home, I’ll buy you something to make you feel better,” You offered as you stood up, handing him his volleyball jacket.

“You will?”

“Well, yeah,” You shrugged, “I like you, Oikawa, I don’t spend money on people I don’t like.”

It seems to make Oikawa beam as you shot up and locked his locker before rushing outside, telling you to hurry up so you and him can walk to the local shop. Also, to hide the giddiness and blush on his face when you admit to him that you like him.

As the two of you walk out of school grounds, with Oikawa bouncing as he talks. You smile to yourself as Oikawa turns to look at you under the street lamp, he stops and admires you. You looked at him with a soft look with a matching smile, your shoulders relaxed.

“What do you want to buy?”

Oikawa doesn’t care if you like him in that way as he does with you. But, all his frustration and upset washed away as long as he has your support. And right now, that’s all he needs.

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vernorexia

↳  (n.) a romantic mood inspired by spring.        ( aka the one where you give them flowers )

fic notes :  bokuto, hinata, kenma + gn!reader, wc: around 0.2k each, just pure fluff

from elle !  saw a tweet that said you can’t give boys flowers and my mind said “mmph bet” lmao everyone should get flowers and that’s a hill i’m willing to die on >:)

➹  bokuto k. :  gerbera daisies for the cheerful

—  bokuto let out a small squeal, unable to stop himself, as you shyly presented him with a bouquet of gerbera daisies. the red and pink hues of the petals matched the flush that slowly made its way to his cheeks. it’s an unexplainable kind of happiness, the way his heart fluttered, the way it threatened to beat out of his chest. “thank you, thank you, thank you.” he repeated, planting small kisses all over your face as he gently held the flowers in one hand, afraid that any rash movement would somehow ruin them. bokuto grabs your hand, taking you to the team where he brags about your little gift. all smiles and excited movements as he proudly shows the flowers off. gets a pretty vase on his way home — “because the prettiest flowers deserve the prettiest vase” — and researches how to make them last as long as possible. bokuto diligently replaces the water every day, trims the stems every now and then, and keeps it out of direct sunlight. he got a little pouty when the flowers eventually begin to wilt. but tell him you’ll buy him more soon and the cheerful light in his eyes returns.

➹  hinata s. : sunflowers for your sunshine

—  hinata jumped around in excitement, trying to get a peek of whatever it was you hid behind your back. “please just give it to me, yn. i already know i’ll love it.” he said with a smile, taking a step forward each time you took a step back. his usual smile was already present, but it somehow turned even wider when you gave him a couple of sunflowers — carefully wrapped in brown paper and tied up with string. “woah” hinata gaped, eyes growing wide and shining with pure elation. he stares at it for a few seconds before eventually wrapping you in his embrace, joy and warmth very clearly radiating off him — at least much more than it usually did. he enthusiastically shows it to natsu, and you blush when she calls the flowers “pretty! just like you!”. the pink tint that flushed your face didn’t cease, not when hinata agrees, “they are! aren’t they?” he felt like the luckiest person in the universe, and he wanted to shout it from the rooftops, unable to believe that you’re actually his. as much as he actually wanted to scream at the top of his lungs, he couldn’t exactly do that. he’d just have to settle for spamming the karasuno gc : “bet you never get flowers bakayama>:)” “hINATA BOKE.”

➹  kenma k. : peonies for the bashful

—   kenma blinked a couple of times, staring at the bouquet in your hands. are these for him? shouldn’t he be the one getting you flowers? wait, was there an occasion he’s meant to be remembering? oh, no. panic settles in, eyes growing wide as he frantically thought of what exactly he was forgetting. you’re quick to take notice the furrow that formed in his brows, the far off look in his eyes. “no, this is for you. i’m giving this to you just because, to show that i appreciate you and accept you as you are.” he blinks back again, delicately taking the bouquet from your hands, “oh.” kenma admires each and every little petal, taking in the bouquet’s fragrance. his heart skips a beat, the faintest of blushes coloring his cheeks as he mumbles a quiet “thank you” unable to take his eyes off the flowers. you nod, wrapping your arms around him as he melts into your touch, trying to keep the drumming of his heart under wraps. a small smile plagues his lips for the rest of the week and kuroo wonders if he should be concerned. but the minute he saw the vase of peonies that sat atop kenma’s bedside table, he knew he had nothing to be worried about. 

—  request something here. 

[shhhlikeme]

hello!! i really loved your hq writing and i think they were pretty spot on! do u mind writing abt a reader who’s basically a first year version of kiyoko (like everyone is attracted to her) and all the first years are just into her but come to find out she’s been dating yamaguchi all this time ? jealous yams maybe? sorry if it’s too specific🥺👉🏼👈🏼

Yamaguchi Tadashi x Really Sexy Yoga Instructor S/O

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A/N: Thank you so much anon! You’re speaking my language with this request😍

It sounds a lot like the first ever request I got here, so this can be seen as a part two, or read as a stand alone. I hope you like it!!!

Not NSFW, but please only read if you’re over 18 y/o.

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Yams, your beloved boyfriend of a few months will be the first to admit that he made a mistake volunteering you to help his volleyball team

About a month ago, Coach Ukai felt as though the team was way too pent up and ordered his players to indulge in some calming activities on one of the no-practice days with the goal of making the team less irritable

The coach found that Yoga would be a great solution

Coach Ukai had read that the benefits of Yoga include but are not limited to: increased flexibility, increased muscle strength and tone, improved respiration, more energy and vitality, maintenance of a balanced metabolism, improved athletic performance, protection from injury, overall relaxation and stress relief.

Ukai thought that yoga was a no-brainer because if Karasuno was going to win the National tournament, then they had to adopt unconventional means in order to get an edge on the competition

Unfortunately, Takeda, the volleyball club’s advisor, couldn’t exactly find the budget to get the entire team signed up for weekly yoga sessions at the big studio downtown

Aw man :(

But fear not! smh

Your boyfriend to the team’s rescue! Great 😑

Thank goodness for your sweet baby 👍🏾 not

He’s just too caring for his own good isn’t he? You wish he’d stop

Because he..... well, lucky for Karasuno, your boyfriend Yamaguchi happily suggested that the team goes to the Karasuno High School’s Yoga Club sessions at the local community centre. The community centre hosts great swim, cooking, and even archery lessons! It would be perfect because it would be within budget and the 7am yoga sessions were always empty, because not many people knew about them.

“How do you know they’re legit? I don’t want my players getting hurt because some kids think it’s fun to twist n’ contort their bodies —“ Inquired coach Ukai. The entire team turned to Tadashi, awaiting his response.

Your annoying sweet man explained that all of the Yoga club members are certified by Japanese Health Standards and they are well-versed in their instructing, it was kind of the point of the club. He was sure the club would love the volleyball team’s company

Your boyfriends’ coach’s face lit up. When Ukai’s next question pertained to how tf Tadashi knew all of this, that’s finally when his face fell

Oops.

He’s so cute He wanted to help so badly he forgot that this could be a bad idea

How did he know all this? Well, maybe because his girlfriend of 3 months, you, run the damn club. And he knows everything about you because he’s whipped.

However, Tadashi couldn’t exactly tell them that was the reason because he is very private and didn’t want to introduce his beautiful girlfriend to guys that were sure to drool over her

Plus he wanted to make sure you weren’t in a daze when he confessed to you, testing whether one day you’ll wake up & realize you made a big mistake

Yamaguchi, quick on his feet, just said that you were his friend and you ran the club.

They believed it obviously, and that’s how it all started

Since there were multiple morning Yoga sessions, Coach Ukai divided the team into years for mandatory session attendance. The first years were scheduled for Monday’s at 7am, the second years on Wednesday’s (same time) and the 3rd years were on Fridays (same time).

You were late to your first session with the boys because even though Yams told you the team would start coming (and to keep your relationship a secret) you were used to being the only one here doing Yoga

You were only slightly startled when you opened the door to your beloved studio and saw Karasuno volleyball’s first years: Tsukishima, Kageyama, Hinata and your beautiful man Yams sitting down on Yoga mats patiently.

You cheerily introduced yourself and greet everyone, finding yourself happy to have the company

Yamaguchi was the only one to verbally greet you back, because the other boys were staring at you with what you would deem odd expressions

Yams noticed his solo greeting too and looked over to his teammates. He frowned because he knew the look on their faces and the lack of a voice very well.

How could he not? It was the same reaction he had when he saw you for the first time he was sure you came out of his wet dreams

You are so hot, and now his fellow first years were noticing

Yams pouted inside

Anyway, the same way you didn’t notice when Yamaguchi had that stare when you two met, you just got straight to business, setting down your pink yoga mat and water bottle and explaining all the rules.

It’s a good thing yoga sessions are supposed to be silent with only the sounds of the rain forest playing loud through the rooms speakers because I don’t think the boys could have spoken anyway

You did basic yoga stretches and had the boys follow your every movement

As you showed them the simple beginner poses, Tadashi caught Hinata and Kageyama sneaking glances at your figure with heavy blushes on their faces

If Tsukki thought you were attractive, which omfg did he ever, he didn’t show it in the slightest

Yamaguchi was happy to call him his best friend

The quick-attack boys could not say the same

Like the schoolboys they are, they relished in seeing a gorgeous female’s flexible body easily contort in front of them

Tadashi noted that, for two of the most intensely competitive people he knew, the two were peculiarly a little TOO happy with not doing any of the yoga poses correctly, he could guess why

You, still clueless, walked around the room to help the boys get into correct positioning platonically, the way every Yoga instructor does.

Tadashi on the other hand, was doing so well and you badly wished you could kiss him whenever you moved his body but you were respecting his wishes to keep you two a secret

Kags and Shōyō almost had internal panic attacks when you touched them or got close

They weren’t the greatest with girls but they were especially bad when one of the prettiest and fittest girls they’ve ever encountered was touching them and whispering in their ears to ‘turn like this’ ‘open up a bit more’ because of how quiet yoga should be

The combustion train has left the building! Choo choo 💨

You laughed when volleyball duo boys started shoving each other when Hinata fell out of a pose and landed on Kags

Tadashi’s eyes narrowed because he selfishly didn’t want you laughing at anything those boys did. Nevertheless, he shook it off

Maybe it will get better once the initial shock of your hotness wears off, Yams thought to himself when he left Yoga that morning.

Sure, because that’s how it worked with Kiyoko right?

Yeah, right. The following Monday you were still hot and the boys were still drooling over you.

At real volleyball practices and at lunch time Yamaguchi has to constantly hear the team (minus Tsukishima) gush about how attractive you are and how it wasn’t so bad waking up early in the morning if you were the view they were getting up to see

Now, Tadashi would definitely describe himself as a pretty calm guy......as would anyone who knows him......

But hearing his friends gush about you like you weren’t the smartest, most creative, genuine, conscientious person...... just an ideal body and gorgeous face not that they would know evoked jealous emotions deep within him

On dates with you he would inquire about the other volleyball yoga sessions you taught and you would tell him truthfully that your class of 3rd years were always fine, well behaved and very quiet because they were too busy fantasizing about you in their heads to talk dkm

and then you told your boyfriend that 2 of the second years were pretty flirty take a wild guess who? But that the one boy named Ennoshita got them to simmer down and then stop with the comments completely

Tadashi made a mental note to do a favour for his future captain

He was beginning to get irritated with the way these strong amazing athletes that he looked up to were reduced to goo when his girlfriend came around

He knew it was irrational to be so upset because he was sure they would chill out if they knew she was his girlfriend but

He just wasn’t ready for that yet.

So he endured the comments because even though the team was full of hormonone-crazy males, they never were vulgar or disrespectful in their remarks that was saved for all of their dreams and shower time

Either way,

None of that could stop the locker room talk.

“Did Y/N teach you guys the puppy dog stretch too this week?” Chirped Nishinoya as he bounced on the balls of his feet. The boys nodded. “Man is she s-m-o-k-i-n-g or what?? Don’t you think so, Asahi?”

Yams looked over from his locker to see the quiet and timid Ace of the team unable to help sporting a blush and nodding in agreement to Nishinoya.

Tadashi did NOT like this conversation. He took to chugging his water in order to distract himself from saying something he was sure to regret

“I-I really like Y/N’s yoga pants. They’re really cool!”

Kageyama rolled his eyes at Hinata's comment. “Of course you do, Boke.”

“Keep dreaming short stack!” Hollered Tanaka as he hopped in a super man pose on top of a bench. “For I will one day marry Y/N!”

Uncontrollably, Yamaguchi’s entire liquid contents in his mouth drenched Sugawara’s back in a spit take. Everyone laughed.

Let’s just say Karasuno’s vice captain made Yams do laps until his legs felt like they would fall off

By the third week, poor Yamaguchi had it up to HERE with the team’s pining after his girl.... be it Daichi’s subtle suggestion to the coach to extend AND increase the amount of yoga sessions, to Nishinoya’s memorization of the exact colour of your lip gloss per session

Yams actually growled under his breath when he heard both I swear to God

Yamaguchi felt like he was going to burst if he didn’t wring any necks first .

The entire team was smitten with his secret girlfriend and it made him insanely jealous. He couldn’t deny it anymore.

You were his. And only his. He wished he never volunteered you to help the team in the first place!

On your dates as a couple, you noticed that Yams was much more tense than he used to be before you started instructing the team. You told him over and over that you would quit this very second because he was so much more important than some silly club. You even suggested easily swapping with your second-in-command as instructor but

He wouldn’t have any of that. Apparently the team was already improving significantly in skill from Yoga like the Coach predicted. You are the best instructor your club had, and his team needed the best.

Plus he knows you love doing it and he puts your happiness before his own

The situation just sucked!

On the final yoga session before nationals, you arranged for the entire team to conjoin in one single morning session that would be longer at two hours instead of one, to go through everything they have learned in a mass session. It was also to make sure the numbers were even because today would be strictly focused on Partner Yoga!

The crows filed in to your studio, excited to see you and set up as usual

You walked in and told them about the partner yoga, and before they could volunteer to be your partner and upset your boyfriend, you told everyone you already had a partner and gestured toward the studio entryway:

Kiyoko walked in with a wave at her introduction and she spread her yoga mat next to you facing the class

They said 😳😳😳😳🤯🤯🤯🤯

The entire room was silent. Everyone minus Tsukki and your boyfriend combusted. Like they were done

Remember that combustion train? Yeah it just arrived at its destination: Nosebleed Central.

The boys’ little minds couldn’t fathom two extremely hot girls in compromising, stretchy positions that would look anything but innocent in their male minds

It was kind of a dream come true

You didn’t care that they were acting weird and you started the session, telling the boys to pair up and follow yours and Kiyoko’s lead

Even Yams started to feel hot and bothered at the sight of the multiple positions

he always felt horny watching you instruct yoga but he was able to satiate his lust by reminding himself that you told him you want to sleep with him when he was ready, even though you were taking it slow. he’s always blushing so none of the guys ever thought anything if it

Satiating himself with that thought again, though, flew out the window as an option because you just looked too incredibly hot in partner positions. It got to the point where he wanted to kick Kiyoko out so you could practice these yoga positions with him

He wanted to be the one to put your leg on his shoulder as he pounded into your heat, not Kiyoko no matter how hottttttttt it was to look at

Suga used his fingers to flick Tadashi on the forehead to get his attention away from his secret girlfriend and back to the yoga positions he should be trying with him

“Dude.... trust me, I know, and I agree...” Suga nods in understanding as he glances over at the beautiful girls once more. It takes a good amount of effort for him to peel his eyes back to Yamaguchi. “But we have to do this. Try to pretend they’re not as hot as they are.” He gives your bf a thumbs up for encouragement

Yams didn’t smile back even though he commenced yoga again like his vice captain requested. Yams just wanted all of this to be over so he could somehow sneak you into one of the abandoned rooms in this community centre and take you right there.

Since Kiyoko was only there to demonstrate the positions and not join the class because she had other commitments, she had to leave pretty early

You went around helping everyone like you usually did, and now you definitely noticed how red all the boys’ cheeks were. Yams couldn’t even look at you the entire time he did yoga with Suga and you started to wonder if you did something wrong. Hm.....

Yams couldn’t look at you because he was using every ounce of his restraint to keep from jumping your bones

Before long, Y/N’s final yoga session was nearing completion until you realized that you had forgotten to demonstrate the final pose when Kiyoko was here.

Glancing at your boyfriend who was giving you the cold shoulder, you timidly asked if anyone minded being your partner to demonstrate—

Like zoo animals, all of the boys volunteered!!! You yelped because of how loud they got in the quiet room in a split second.

Does it matter who you choose?

Yamaguchi felt himself boil over in jealousy. These boys were throwing themselves at the woman who means everything to him, and that was enough to drive any man to the brink of insanity.

While the boys bickered about who would be your partner Hinata and Nishi already started the Rock Paper Scissors tournament, including the usually collected captains, Tadashi briskly made his way towards you with purpose. Without even thinking about it he cupped your face with one of his hands and tilted your lips towards his for a deep kiss.

You felt your knees weaken at the intensity of the unexpected kiss from the love of your life.

Yams wrapped an arm around your waist to hold you steady when he felt your knees weaken.

You two barely heard the collective gasp in the room...

...Nor did you hear Tsukki mutter a flat “I knew it.”

When you finally pulled away from your boyfriends perfect lips, you were still drunk off the kiss while he remembered where you two were

With an aura of manly confidence that could only come from the overwhelming satisfaction of giving into the animalistic urge to claim your mate in front of other males, Yamaguchi turned to his team. Shoulders back and confident, he smiled smugly

“Did I forget to tell you all that Y/N is my girlfriend? I’d appreciate if all the endless comments about how beautiful she is would cease to exist, at least around me. She’s very much taken. Oh, and I, ONLY I....will be her partner. Thanks.”

Ok can you imagine how fucking sexy shy Yams would look being strict, intimidating and completely territorial over you? 🤤

Karasuno’s team was stunned into silence before Nishinoya started a slow clap applause like they do in the movies.

Only Tanaka joined in with him. The rest of the team is not that lame

You, on the other hand, got so turned on by your boyfriend display of protection and jealousy that you muttered that class was over and you used your hand to turn Yams attention back to you. You got on the tips of your toes to pull him into another passionate kiss again.

You loved it.

Seeing this side of him stirred up a lot of emotions in you and you couldn’t help but ask your boyfriend if he wanted to skip school today. Your parents weren’t going to be home for 2 days and you had the house to yourself.

With half lidded eyes that only served to turn you on more Yamaguchi agreed.

I hope he knows that he was in for a really long and pleasurable day and night.....you were about to put those years of yoga training to good use, and your boyfriend couldn’t be luckier.

[volleychumps]

hello! first of all i want to say that your writing is really good and its the only thing that makes me keep going rn 🤡 can i please request yamaguchi, hinata and kenma with a male (i dont know if you do male reader, if you dont it can be female or gn too, however u want 😌) reader that is vv handsome (/beautiful) and always gets confessed by people? thank you sm and stay safe! 🌺

I love that this request singled out our soft boys, I hope you enjoy!

S/O Who Gets Confessed to Often w/ Yamaguchi, Hinata, and Kenma

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Yamaguchi

- honestly baby Tadashi is probably the most insecure out of everyone when it comes to you, meaning he’s constantly wondering why someone like you would choose someone like him

- “How’s my most talented boy doing?” “S-Stop...” 

- “I’m doing great-” “Shut the hell up Kei.” 

-literally knows how absolutely drop-dead goregous you are, but secretly feels the insecurity increase sharply whenever someone new seems to confess to you almost weekly

- “Y/N! Please date me!....what? You have a boyfriend? Since when?

- feels like you could do even better than him, and seems to distance himself with every new person that approaches you

- “Huh? That freckled kid in our year?...who?” 

- doesn’t feel any better when they claim to not have known, thinking he isn’t doing enough to prove his worth 

- “Yamaguchi! I missed you-” “Um, I’ve got class, Y/N, I’ll see you later.” 

- it breaks his heart when he sees your face fall before a fake smile crosses your features, waving at him as he rushes off, thinking if he pushes you away, you could be happier with someone new 

- “Grow a pair, Yamaguchi.” “I have a pair, Tsukki!” “Doesn’t look like it to me.” 

- until he sees you genuinely laughing with another guy, and seems to have his heart shatter in his chest at the sight of you with someone else

- as Tsukki knowingly shrugs on the sidelines with a told you so, look

- that is until you see him in the background with a hurt puppy expression, causing him to run away and making you chase after him 

- “Tadashi!” “G-Go away, Y/N!” 

- when you hear the crack in his voice, you don’t, and chase him all the way into a deserted hallway before he hears you sniffle, eyes shining with tears when he turns and stops running

- “W-Why are you crying?” “Why do you think, asshole? The boy I love doesn’t even want to be with me...” 

- feels immediately guilty, not realizing how much of an emotional toll he had caused before taking a shaky breath and your hands in his 

- “Are you sure about this?” “Why wouldn’t I be, Yama?” “There are so many other options...” 

- all doubt seems to disappear when you brush your lips softly against his quickly, knowing anymore would have your gentle boy trembling as you press your forehead against his, holding him by the back of his neck 

- “I don’t care about other options, you’re the one I want Tadashi.” 

- pulls you into a tight hug, his chin resting atop your head as you feel the certainty in his hold, no longer doubting himself 

- “If you say so, Y/N...” as his embrace tightens just a little more before you smile softly, running your fingers through his hair

- “I know so. Now stop avoiding the person who loves you, alright?” “I-I love you too, Y/N...probably even more.”

Hinata

- “Er...you don’t get annoyed, Boke?” “Why should I, Trashyama?”

 -this hyper-active tangerine would honestly take it as a compliment the first few times it happens, feeling pride swell in his chest that his partner was so desired by others

- “You’re dating Y/N?” “Hell yeah I am, what of it?” 

- until the whole confessing thing becomes a common occurence, causing Hinata to become a little clingy at times when people call you out of your classroom

- “Love-” “I’ve gotta protect you, Y/N! What if someone steals you away from me one day?” as he follows you out into the various places people ask you to meet at 

- lowkey makes the whole confession awkward as your boyfriend impatiently waits from a short distance, grinning and kissing your cheeks after you kindly reject them, making a show out of it 

- probably childishly sticks his tongue out at the confessor behind your back

- defintely makes a point to show a lot of PDA when around your peers, holding your bag for you and your hand until you actually have to sit him down and tell it to him straight that he has nothing to worry about 

- “Shouyou, do you trust me?” “Wha-?! Why would you even ask that, Y/N? You know I do.” 

- pouts adorably when you bite back a laugh at the jealous actions of your cute boyfriend before you cup his cheeks with both hands

- “Then show it. Know that I’m not leaving you for someone new, okay? The whole school pretty much knows you’ve marked your territory.” 

- “Say that to all those guys who literally ogle you, you’re way too beautiful Y/N.”

- “Alright Mr. Wingspiker known for making it to Nationals, don’t pretend other girls don’t confess to you on the daily or at least blush when you talk to them.” 

- “Wait...they do?” 

- at your deadpan stare, Hinata grins before grabbing both of your wrists that were being used to cup his cheeks, closing the proximity between you two until your noses brush 

- “I hardly notice when I’ve got you by my side, Y/N!” 

Kenma

- this introverted boy would be the type to act like he really could care less, waving you off and shrugging when you tell him you had come back from rejecting another confession

- “Mm. Third time this week?” “Yep!” “Cool.” 

- awkwardly waves to every new guy that comes your way after each let-down, not feeling the need of having to prove himself to anybody as they shove past Kenma in their emotional tantrum of not getting what they want 

- Doesn’t really think much about it until he’s peacefully waiting for you to deliver another rejection, flicking away at the joysticks on on his handheld until the guy huffs, catching his attention from his place outside the empty classroom 

- “Why Kenma Kozume, Y/N? You’re beautiful and funny, but he obviously can’t appreciate you the way I can. He’s not very sociable, and he can’t show your beauty anyone else would be able to.” 

- fingers on joysticks stop moving at his words, Kenma blinking once, then twice as he feels his heart pound at what your response would be 

- did...he really not appreciate you? Or at least not show it? 

- “I really really like Kenma, Hatori.  He doesn’t pressure me into being anything I don’t want to be, you know? He could show me off to the whole school and brag about having me on his arm, but he doesn’t because he knows it would make me uncomfortable. I...” 

- feels his chest swell at your words, wondering why he ever doubted you in the first place 

- “I’m pretty sure I’d rather be with someone who puts my well being first than show me off like some trophy, so thanks, but no thanks.” 

- awkwardly pretends to go back to playing his game when you come out of the classroom, causing you to jump and blush at Kenma’s equally blushy figure 

- “uh...you heard everything, didn’t you?” “....no. I just got here.”

- tries not to smile at the gullible, relieved sigh that slips your lips before offering you his hand, looking off to the side a bit timidly as you gape

- “Do you want to come help me practice my setting?” “But you hate doing that.” 

- “But you said you like watching me practice...so I don’t mind.” 

- swallows back the lump in his throat and ignoring the heat in his cheeks when your goregous grin lights up your features, increasing your pretiness by tenfold

- “Yeah. I’d like that.” 

- stops suddenly to give you a tight hug that held some kind of hidden meaning before walking again as if nothing had happened 

- “Hey Y/N?” “Y-yes?” 

- “Thank you for being with me. I know I don’t really show it a lot.” 

- his pace increases, practically speed walking away from you when realization dawns onto your features

- “Kenma, you were listening!” “I’m more worried about the fact that you believed I wasn’t.” 

[notkageyamasprincess]

embarrassing things about them | pt. i

karasuno

genre/warnings: well it’s pretty diddly darn clear that it’s crack but i may have slipped in a hint of fluff in a couple of ‘em

sawamura daichi

well he obviously opens doors for you like a gentleman...

...except he pushes doors that say “pull” and vice versa

once held up a line of about 5 people because he thought the door was stuck

tried to act nonchalant as if it didn’t happen once he realized his mistake

sugawara kōshi

addicted to trashy reality tv shows

the real housewives, the bachelor, love island, keeping up with the kardashians

quotes them on the daily

“KIM, THERE’S PEOPLE THAT ARE DYING”

azumane asahi

he was late to school once and showed up with a scratch on his face

“whoa what’s with that cool-looking scratch, did he get into a fight?”

he was trying to save a cat from a tree

but he had that scary look on his face whenever he’s concentrating

CAT THOUGHT HE WAS COMIN FOR ITS LIFE

mf used his face as a launchpad to get down

nishinoya yū

this man wet the bed until he was 12

his bladder? weak.

his sisters didn’t mean to let it slip out but now you’ll never let him live it down

“AY YO DIAPER BOI”

tanaka ryūnosuke

was 100% that kid who would call his teacher “mom” by accident

NOT JUST ONCE OR TWICE

happened at least once with every female teacher

ennoshita chikara

got pantsed in junior high

all his good underwear was in the wash

guess which pair he had on? his superman boxers.

so many superman jokes that year

kagayama tobio

this boy’s mispronunciations of english are on a whole other level

jalapeño? this dude says jahl-la-peh-nos. says marijuana with a hard “j” sound

pronounces patio like ratio. pronounces slaughter like laughter.

“shut up, i’m going to slaffter you” “you’re going to what?”

the name hugh. oh man. “____, why do you know someone named hug” *followed by hard exhale*

HE THOUGHT HUGH WAS PRONOUNCED LIKE HUH-GUH-HUH

“why do i need to know english anyways, i’m japanese!” >:O

hinata shōyō

when you started to date him, he would dedicate his spikes during his games to you

does a cute thing where he points to you

“____, this one’s for you!”

HE FUCKING MISSED THE SHOT AFTER

IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY AFTER HE POINTED AT YOU

kags was pissed. “HINATA BOKE”

tsukishima kei

honestly this guy has no music playing in his headphones 75% of the time

why does he wear them? he thinks they make him look cool.

also puts them on so he can avoid talking to people

yamaguchi tadashi

this one almost makes me feel bad

it was his first date with you and he was feeling nervous

he was checking his reflection in a car window, fixing his hair and making sure there was nothing stuck between his teeth

THE PERSON IN THE CAR JUST SLOWLY ROLLS THE WINDOW DOWN

BABY WAS MORTIFIED

a/n: first installment of my crack hcs series! (was thinking about including the wamen but my goddess kiyoko can do no wrong...) feel free to request a school for part 2!

part i | part ii | part iii | part iv