#personality hire

[squishiest-wizard]

the teven experience

[overdramatic-tits]

I wonder if my boss regrets hiring me every time he sees I replied to the problem being discussed in group chat with a meme :)

[neonscandal]

Neon Road to Artist Alley, p15

I’m sure when I put in short notice PTO my boss is like.. why do I even keep you around? Because it’s always for silly things like being added to two last-minute conventions/markets and I just need Some Time (TM) to get it together. Being an adult sucks. I wish there was more time for frivolity.

Personality Hire: Skills? Unclear. Vibes? Immaculate. 🌈🙌🏾

I work best with a healthy serving of chaos. Like, my favorite animal is literally me when I have to produce a last-minute miracle. It feels like I’ve been working the last two to three months straight so any time I’ve been able to dedicate to art has been hard-pressed (and also informs why I don't feel bad about taking PTO). But I made it to Buzzfeed, cleaned up my portfolio recently, broke my art laptop 😭, and I’ve been working on applying to conventions for next year while working on new art. Mind you, I still have zero clue what to do about social media.

All things considered, it feels like I’ve actually been making traction as I got locked into my first double header for this weekend! Needless to say, the manic making is in full swing but I wanted to share some updates.

Days left until Anime Fredericksburg: 4 Days left until NERDpocalypse Fall: 4 Days left until Colossalcon North: 11

Stay tuned for some exciting updates to the shop next week. ✨

[yraidenviid]

I’m about to be a personality hire cause I have no standout skills. Other than talking. Presenting. I’d prefer that. Hopefully I get the promotion off vibes alone lol

[justinelark]

This is also me. I'm Jewish, I skipped grades and was always younger and smaller than the other kids, so I learned to disarm them with my wits. I was recently promoted to a position where we have weekly team meetings, and I've found these people will laugh their heads off at things I say that, to me, are my B-level stuff. I think they are starved for it! Early on, our boss told us that a department head was hosting a job candidate at his house for dinner, and I commented, "Under no possible circumstances am I hosting a job candidate at my house for dinner," and people thought that was hilarious. When it was just a statement of fact! But I guess it was my timing.

I am good at my job, as everyone keeps reinforcing to me, but also I think I’m the personality hire. Like sorry but if no one else is going to fill the opening minute of the team meeting with material from their own personal stand-up show, well, fine, I will assume the mantle

[ikiprian]

Ghost Kitchen (brought to you by criminal entrepreneur, Red Hood)

Danny’s got the easiest job in Gotham.

He works as a fry cook at a shoddily-run, independent burger joint. Hardly anyone comes in, despite prices being criminally low, and portions insanely large, and while the manager looks like the average tough-as-nails ex-con, he lets Danny mess around in the kitchen whenever the place is empty. (Which is often. This place has to be the city’s hidden gem or something!)

Mr. Manager’s the only one ever there with Danny, except for sometimes when his buddies come over to smoke and play cards. Danny would find it shady, except part of his job is not to ask questions. Literally, he was told during the interview.

(It was a weird interview. Why would they need to hire someone who’s been in a gunfight before? Like, he has, but Gotham’s idea of “hirable qualities” is so bizarre.)

So instead he whips up some killer burgers with the frozen ingredients, and basks in the praise as the guys tell him he shouldn’t have, he does too much for this joint, ain’t that friendly!

Now, Danny’s a chef on the newer side. As a teen he’d preferred the look of Nasty Burger over anything with Michelin stars, and he only really took up cooking after Jazz moved out for college. But just like ecto-exposure used to turn the groceries sentient, Danny’s low-level ecto signature imbues all his food with something historically haunted Gothamites just love! And Danny’s never been one to half-ass a job when it makes people happy.

With fresher produce, real meat, Danny’s sure he can take his dishes to the next level. It takes a couple months of badgering, but his manager finally agrees to contact the mysterious store owner, who keeps the place going, despite profits Danny knows have to be in the red.

Danny spends the morning prepping. He pours his heart into his food, eager to impress. The big boss will be here soon, and he wants to prove that despite the dangerous location, this place has real potential!

It isn’t until the Red Hood shows up that Danny realizes he’s been working for a money laundering scheme.

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[canisalbus]

Have you drawn Vittorio before? I'd like to see what he looks like pls.

Vittorio's design has given me more trouble than I expected, I'm still not sure if I'm happy with his looks. He's Machete's trusted personal secretary, a small and modest but resourceful and resilient man. I think he's somewhere in his mid 20's.

[jubileepizza]

The absolute crime that was Jack Harkness being a total enthusiastically knowledgable technology geek being written out of his character for torchwood. You wanna write a sex icon without his most attractive quality?? Come on now. Give the man his passion back.

[justascrollingghost]

so like how do I become the personality hire in a job? asking for me cause I’m sick of having responsibilities and a to do list longer than my arm🥴😂

[daughter-of-sapph0]

capitalism is a failure of a system and need to be completely abolished

>store says they're hiring

>50 people apply

>30 don't hear back from them

>19 get told they "don't meet the qualifications"

>one single person gets hired

>store gives them way to much work for one person

>new employee says that they need to hire more people

>"what are you talking about? we have enough people working in your department"

>but no you actually don't. you have one single person working at a time. I only work mornings, every single morning. other guy only works afternoons, every single afternoon. what happens when one of us is sick?

>also, what if I'm busy with something else like stocking, and a customer needs my help? what then? you're asking me to work five people's jobs at once. so either pay me five times my salary or hire four other people

>"no. you're fired"

mfw

>go to that store later to buy something

>no one is working at the department I worked at

>end up waiting 40 minutes to buy something

>don't blame the cashier. he was pulled away to do something else. it's the bosses fault for not hiring more people

>as I leave there are "we're hiring" signs plastered all over the door

what a fucking load of massive bull shit

[andorerso]

Rogue One as a Netflix series: what if the team survived Scarif? (in/sp; template)

[aquilaofarkham]

casting decisions that still go hard

[adelphenium]

aucember day 2: mattdrai + corporate au 📈

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Shout out to all artists who had to work without any strong direction or instruction.

I wish you a merry “the client likes it anyways”

[sciderman]

avenging spider-man #13