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"syntax error: unclosed if at line 56": perfect error message, tells me exactly what I need to fix and exactly where to look for it.

"memory write failure at address 0xeb008a": good error message. describes the problem well enough to enable troubleshooting by an experienced user.

"something went wrong, please try again": bad error message. does not tell me anything useful.

"oops! something blooped! 🙁": I will kill you with my bare teeth

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2021 macbook air. No fan, but a fully metal chassis so it burns your hands and legs under any kind of load. Also, a whole 2 ports. Both of them are usb-c. Would be fine for some kind of big beefy high performance machine where you’re not moving it around a lot. You could easily set up some usb hub thing and have all the io you want. But the whole point of the macbook air is that it’s thin and light and portable and so now you need a dongle for your mouse

to any engineer who builds computers (incl. tablets, laptops, etc...), if you don't put at least two USB-A port I will look for you, i will find you, and i will kill you

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You can do this with Zen btw

i see you, little kid, installing fifty different applications just to change the titlebar on windows...

i see you, spending hours and days of time learning to customise your desktop just to have it break on the next update...

please, consider linux, where you can customise to your hearts content. where you can make your pc your own. choose a window manager instead of a desktop environment. rebind all the shortcuts... use a terminal for most stuff. change the keyboard on your phone to a hexagonal layout... make your tech experience your own. make it so that your tech is completely unusable by the average person

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oh my fucking god

Wait, so is markdown a markup language then?

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google slides as an image manipulation program is funny

@bone-sharpener's pfp was made in google slides

here internet, have a shitty progress flag made of sharks

it probably could have been better but it was made on google slides on my phone because that’s all i have on me at the moment

enjoy :]

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i estimate ~116 megabytes of floppy disks

I've discovered taking creative commons licensed pictures and stitching then together

I don't know what I'm doing thank you very much

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here's the context

yesterday I sarcastically made up the tech company names "Trimble" and "Plinq" and then to my horror discovered that both actually exist

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fuckin hate when people say the software thay're promotingis "available for PC and mobile" but they really mean "available for windows 10/11 x86, iOS, and android"

there's more than 3 fucking operating systems.

are devices running linux not PCs?

what about Macs?

How about KalibriOS? do you support that?

And HarmonyOS? that has roughly the same market share on mobile that linux does on desktop.

can it run on ARM or RISC-V?

if it does support linux, what package managers can you install it with?

and for fucks sake if it costs money at least say how much

if you mean windows 11 x86 then just fucking say windows 11 x86, it's not that hard.

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Hi moots I'm bored and wana draw so please send me yalls personas so I can draw ya (this is a threat/j)

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terminal illness when command prompt illness walks in

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and that's why you should stick to foss

Moore's 2nd Law

Every two years, software becomes twice as abstracted and ~50% less efficient.

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i'll just leave this here

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just a reminder that instead of squarespace you can learn some actual fucking web design skills

a bit of html and @css-official will go a long way

Fundamental life advice: never trust a product from a youtuber/influencer sponsorship

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i have a friend named Jay.

today, we were chatting, and for some reason they said "i'm going to touch you" (dw it was silly and lighthearted, not creepy)

I replied with something along the lines of "me omw to create a file"

like in linux

another friend, who is a dedicated linux user, got it immediately and chuckled

Jay, on the other hand, thought for a few moments. then their whole face lit up and they said "OH! Beacuse JPEG!"

im going to go turn into a salmon now

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running windows executables on linux feels like getting away with murder

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running windows executables on linux feels like getting away with murder

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The Scunthorpe Problem strikes again!

i started up destiny 2 yesterday and burst into tears because i forgot i had set my steam name to reeses penis butter cups but instead of censoring penis 

 it censored the butt in butter

this game is rated M