#personal reblog thread

[tomandgeriatric]

Good news everyone. I found an app that helps you identify birds in your region by sound.

[wreckitremy]

Every time someone reblogs this post, I wonder if it will summon my incredibly unpredictable period, and boss music starts playing in my head.

my body subscribed to menstruation monthly again without my permission. Rude

[sparring-spirals]

imogen fumbling shit is just eternally good fodder for memes, alright. and its at least partly BECAUSE of how powerful she is. someone tripping while using a nerf gun? funny. someone dramatically hoisting up an outfit matchin heavy death laser gun and then immediately tripping and landing on their face? phenom. sometimes she goes "GROVEL" and the enemies grovel and we all go "oooooh" and "aaaahhh" and sometimes she just gets fully ignored and gets so huffy and petulant and ineffectually burns a cantrip just to be petty about it. sometimes she smites her enemies into dust with one move and renders a tree in half after threatening and other times she fucking. falls down a flight of stairs and accidentally sets everything on fire. fires a gun at her own team. loses all her hair. turns blue. etc.

Imogen lifts a humongous sand squid into the sky with her mind powers. Imogen is also falling out of a sky ship and landing on the desert sand far below and just. lying there. while her friend plays the flute in the background. epic hot failgirls NEED the HEIGHT to FAIL FROM. u gotta swing and miss sometimes!!! AND you gotta be REAL petty about it when u miss!!!! fucking fantastic.

[ac1nums-moved]

we've moved over here @ac1nums .

[stackslip]

usamericans when they see any random post from a foreigner about something happening in their everyday life: how can i make this about the usa and my own personal pet peeves about usamerican culture wars. how can i call op a reactionary for describing real life events happening to them and other people in their lives and interpret it through the prism of american culture only. this says a lot about the united states of america, the only country that exists

[mad-hunts]

@divingdownthehole

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as barton was left to his own devices in the kitchen, it only then just occurred to him how the seven-fold bistro had a tv in the side of their lobby. and that could potentially be very bad if they weren't talking about the latest humdrum gossip in relation to bruce wayne or something — so, he would have to find a way to not appear suspicious and also, turn it off if they were talking about the death of the two guards already. barton sighed to himself as he pushed a chunk of the chicken on his plate to the side. he really had his work cut out for him here, didn't he?

of course, there might be a chance that jervis could handle it, he thought. but the last time he had handled something, he'd done it by sticking pins into someone. barton suddenly found himself standing up as if he was startled by the very thought of something like that happening to ravi. he had to create some sort of plan, for he couldn't just bust out of those doors, even if nothing was going on on that television. he tapped on the cold steel of the table below him with his sharpened nails as he contemplated what to do. maybe he could just stick by the almost saloon style doors of them for a bit and listen in on what exactly was going on out there.

just as ravi and jervis had made it to the front of the restaurant, his feet were carrying him to push his entire body flush against the doors, but with not enough pressure to actually open them. he thought he could hear jervis's voice now, but it was very distorted by the wall between him and the rest of the bistro. so he would have to get closer to the outside if he actually wanted to hear anything. while barton was now stressing, ravi honestly couldn't have looked more relaxed, as any friend of barton's was a friend of his. ( except they weren't really friends at all... but i digress. ) he smiled slightly whenever he heard him mention the soup out of approval, ❝ ooh... good choice. i love our mulligatawny soup, but it usually has rice in it, rather than on the side. but i could always request that our chefs put it there instead if you want. ❞

he shrugged nonchalantly and nodded, knowing that the kitchen would be more than willing to do something like that for jervis. ravi could feel his ears perk up and barton's ears did the same exact thing as a breaking news alert popped up on the tv. alright, well, he was not going to be waiting inside the kitchen any longer for something to happen — that was for sure — and so he opened up one of the doors in such a way that it wouldn't attract much attention. barton seemed to materialize out of quite literally nowhere, at least from ravi's point of view, before he was grabbing him by the opposite shoulder a little aggressively but not too much.

barton had played this off as him trying to playfully scare the other but what he was really aiming to do was turn the tv off. and that's exactly what he managed to do with the remote below the counter while ravi was too busy with being shocked, but then laughing in response to barton's 'cheeky' behavior as he spoke to him in between laughs and pushed him away from him, before punching his arm. ❝ oh, my god. you scared me! you jerk, why did you do that? don't tell me that this is you still being bitter that i beat you last time we sparred or something. ❞ ravi was still laughing, so he obviously didn't mean anything that he said in a malicious way as barton himself tried to catch onto the other's wrist before he punched him, but failed.

barton chuckled a few times before nursing the spot where ravi punched him with his arm. he made himself look guilty, only after winking at jervis whenever the other party wasn't looking, as if to say ' you're welcome ' and said, ❝ ahh, you caught me. but scaring you totally satisfied my need for revenge after you beat me. so, at least there's kind of a positive side to all of this. and just to keep you in the loop, jervis, me and ravi sometimes spar together because we're both boxers, ❞ barton gestured to the other man with one hand while ravi came down from his laughter. he made a playful ' shoo ' gesture towards barton, then. ❝ hey. me and your friend, who is also my friend now, by the way, were having a rather rousing conversation about his interest in the mulligatawny soup before you came along. so if you wouldn't mind... ❞

ravi left barton to fill in the lines of what else he was going to say before the blonde raised his hands in feigned surrender and sat down across a few seats away from them behind the counter. ravi laughed, making a ' come hither ' gesture towards himself, ❝ i was just joking, barton. you don't have to sit so far away. but anyway, i'll put in your order for the soup, if there are no objections? ❞ barton moved silently closer to ravi in particular, setting down his curry in front of him. he seemed oddly a bit protective of ravi based on the look he gave jervis.

it was one that said ' you better continue being nice to him or i'll kill you. ' and trust me, barton would do it, too.

[mokeonn]

What are you planning to do now? Genuine question. Need sliver of direction now.

Right now, I am going to call out of work, sit on my couch, noise canceling headphones in, phone off, dead to the world as I read nonfiction and theory that will hopefully bring me comfort.

At this point, if I see ANY opinion related to the topic at hand, whether it agrees with me or not, I'll get thrown into an angry meltdown. So I'm just going to hide away from the world for the next two days or so to help me process and calm down enough that I won't be sent into a flying rage at literally any opinion related to current events.

The most I can say without raging is simple: I think a lot of people are catastrophizing, misdirecting their anger, and forgetting who will be the most effected by these results. I think so many people are worried about being caught in the crossfire they forget who the target is.

I am also considering deleting the Tumblr app from my phone and completely turning social media into a "computer only" activity because I don't think having access to literally everyone's opinion at any given time on a device I already spend too much time on is healthy for me, especially after seeing how that device has effected other people after 10 years.

[unladielike]

...So since reblogging asks hasn't really helped in instigating more interactions on my blog (because I guess people don't really enjoy continuing asks into threads anymore?), I'll be posting a brand new starter call! Anyways, you know the drill. Like this post for a starter and if you're a multimuse, please specify a muse. Oh, and alternatively, if there's a verse you specifically want to request from Vivian, do specify that too; otherwise, I will default to using a more modern, slice of life setting.

[atopvisenyashill]

rhaenys the conquerer having shooters is still mind boggling to me.

[wolfbrawn]

ooc . If you’re seeing this, you survived the purge.

[kyouka-supremacy]

HE STRAIGHT UP CALLED DAZAI-SAN SENILE

[wreckitremy]

Thank you all 257 of you who petted my poor furbaby Calcifer. Hopefully this appeased him enough to not knock over the trash can for a few days.

The rest of you who said you were allergic and petted him anyway,

go take your allergy medicine, please.

[graythursday]

the club scene in the batman ft. wargasm uk

[sonchiildren]

☆ @divinityunleashed ☆ — ( X ) "Come now, Gohan!"

"Do you really think I'd be naïve enough to approach you out of the blue? No no, my friend. Far from it! I merely want you to know that I've turned over a new leaf!"

"And also, for a personal favor."

"Smart move, so least I know you're not a complete dumbass..."

Well, least about the getting approaching him too close. It was hard for Gohan to hold a grudge or truly hate someone — that list was surprisingly small compared to most. Though it still existed, there was no doubt there and to say the bio-mechanical being wasn't on it...well...than you were truly naïve in that sense.

"First — "

" — we are not friends and I am taking whatever spills from your lips with the itty bittiest grain of salt right now. You're just lucky I'm not Dad or we wouldn't be having this talk."

His gaze wasn't overly harsh by any means BUT it still wasn't a friendly one. Even if there was a hint of tiredness to that look. Ugh, he did not have the energy to deal with this bug right now.

Though he did raise his brow at the final part. A favor? Okay, was Cell missing a few...well...braincells here? Did he really think he'd do him a favor? REALLY? He feels his frown deepen at that.

"Also, a favor? You REALLY expect me to do a favor for you?"

"The only favor you are getting right now is not being blasted on sight and that's only because I am extremely tired and don't want to accidently miss."

[cquackity]

okay last thing I will say before I Stop beating a dead horse is that getting Into dsmp I remember thinking before casinoroyale that I always wanted to write a long tntduo centric slow burn that was my DREAM for content creating for this fandom. and I'm really happy i got to do that :") and that I got to do it with one of my best friends

[radicalstoner]

I made my new desktop theme so aggressively bisexual, I'm obsessed. Plus,, lightning and clouds bc i fuckimg lov weather