#perry the platypus theme song

[lavs-ve]

WAIT Perry's theme song and Carl's have the same style

CARL FUCKING WROTE IT

What does this boy NOT do for this fucking agency?

I see your “The boys wrote Perry’s theme song” and I love it but I raise you

Doofenshmirtz wrote Perry’s theme song and that’s why you hear Major Monogram angrily insisting on calling him Agent P. Also he has a bunch of backup singers so 👀

WAIT YOURE RIGHT

[fbfh]

Hello, a request please, how does Leo react if he discovers that his girlfriend (reader) is a minor goddess, daughter of Poseidon and host (Percy goes into brother mode)

disclaimer that I haven't read the kane chronicles yet and don't feel like I really know enough to write about that so this will be more focused on the whole minor goddess thing bc I LOVE this ask.

You're a minor - and very new - goddess, so most people haven't even heard of you. Your dad is poseidon, and your mom is a sweetbay magnolia dryad, so your dad ended up entrusting you to watch over the coast, and everyone who lives there. Anywhere the water meets the land is your domain. It's a pretty niche job, but you have fun quietly tending to the plants and animals, all the little otters and beavers and water birds. you especially loved the long island sound near camp half blood. eventually you asked your dad if you could stay there, pretend to be a normal teenager for a while. he thought of your brothers, Percy and Tyson, and decided that was a good idea. So he talked to Chiron and sent you over, informing Percy he has another half sibling. Even though it was a little rough at first, you bonded with him so fast, turning into the dynamic brother sister duo you'd both always hoped for.

then you met Leo.

He fell first, and he definitely fell harder. Leo has been enamored with you, practically drooling over you since day 1. Of course this really didn't do much to fix the occasionally tense relationship between him and Leo - if anything it exaserbated it more. You never really outright told Percy what you are, he just sort of... pieced it together over time. You were a little scared to tell him. You were scared of how he'd react, that he'd be mad at you for lying or hate you for what the other gods have put him through. You can still remember sitting at the bottom of the lake with him, watching the sun set from underwater.

"Percy, I need to tell you something. I just- I don't want you to be mad at me."

that got his attention.

"It's about- um- it's about me... who I am. What I am." You'd continued, the horrible knot in your stomach eating away at you, getting bigger and bigger. your pulse raced and your hands shook. He looked over at you, but you kept your eyes firmly on the surface of the water, glowing coral and green in the fading light.

"I know what you are."

he had said it so surely, your heart sunk.

"You're my sister."

you looked over at him, and he knew that if you were on the surface there would be tears prickling in your eyes. You sputtered something and he cut you off, his new york accent getting stronger as he felt a surge of older brother protectiveness through him.

"you're my fuckin' sister." You looked at him and saw everything else he wasn't saying. you're my sister, and that's it. I don't care what else you are, because I'm your brother and you're my sister and that's all I care about.

Ever since then you'd started feeling a little more comfortable about your status as a god. you didn't hide the way certain birds and animals would flock to you, or how just being near the water made all surrounding plants flourish. and eventually, with percy's unspoken support, you decided to tell Leo. You've been going out with him for long enough where you already know most of each other's secrets, and you just feel like it's time. You're walking along the coast, your hand entwined with Leo's warm one as he plays with your fingers.

"Did I- uh, did I ever tell you about my mom?"

You hadn't, and Leo's intrigued. He knows about your dad - hell, he's even met him once. But you never mentioned your mom. You start telling him about her and he listens with rapt attention.

"She's great with plants, too. She's, uh... a dryad, actually. Lives in a sweetbay magnolia tree."

You're quiet for a moment, hoping he'll put two and two together. You see a million thoughts and realizations and emotions flash through him so fast you'd miss it if you blinked. Then finally, he nods.

"So you're..."

"Yup." You say softly. "In charge of the coast. Where land meets sea."

A frog hops over to you and you smile, bending down and scooping him up. He puffs up his throat proudly, and you pet him a little. Leo watches you as you two continue to walk leisurely. The sun hits the water and the trees, basking you in a glittering light and soft shade at the same time. And it makes sense, he thinks. this little strip of land full of plants and animals, where you get your ankles splashed by the tide and get sand between your toes... you look at home here. And you are. Leo realizes that every time you've taken him on one of your little walks like this, you've been inviting him into your world without him even realizing it. it fills him with a sense of warmth and awe and gratitude like nothing he's experienced before. and in that comfortable silence, you know he has your back. Besides, he's sure Percy would kick his ass if he didn't.

[tartrat]

Agent D (but said in the way the perry the platypus theme song ends)

I hated the hands and fabric, thankfully when i added the final shadows you can’t see how bad they truly are, I also forgot her black hair streaks, which probably wouldn’t have helped with the fact that they reds started to look like orange at some point. It was like the virtual boy came back for revenge. I also thought of putting blue transparent screens over her like the bridge from gimme more, but i decided against it because i just wanted this over with so i wouldn’t have to look at red again. I gave her Sunglasses because it just felt right for some reason, like most secret agents wear them.

Agent D is cool but she strikes me as the type of person to ghost you when she doesn’t want to help anyone who isn’t a part of her missions. Gimme more is a hard extreme, at first when the preview released it looked easy but then when you actually do it, it’s a nightmare. But its a great extreme (unlike say my name) and i want to learn it at some point

If they want to bring her back they could do If U Seek Amy, even though it would be very very unlikely given what the title spells out (then again Sweet Little Unforgettable Thing is the expanded title). It could be her going about in a bunch of different disguises whilst the enemy spies hunt her down.

I’m also planning to do more coaches in this sort of upper chest and higher portrait, doing different poses. I’ve made thumbnail sketches for ten of them. It’s just really for quick exercises. Stuck on either doing Scotty or Ari next.

Anyways I’m excited for the event tomorrow. I sort of had it in my head that it would be an early access event because 2025 releases on the 15th of October and its normally about a month and a half before release that the start showing the previews for the rest of the song list.

Dooby Dooby Doo Bah

Dooby Dooby Doo Bah

Agent D!

[vhsthe1960s]

What's your favorite Perry the Platypus scene?

In the episode "Just our luck" (i think that's what its called?) HIS SNORES ARE CUTE AS HECC

Like. I love how cute he can be when he's just an eepy little platypus

[pinkrangersarah]

[anymousse]

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This is amazing.

[instantsandwichkingdom]

hes a semi-therapeutic

Mammal named karl

He's a furry little guy

Who loves to steal your chipppppsssd

He's got more than just mad skills

He's got anxiety and some pills

And the agency swoons

Whenever they here him saaaayyy

He's Karl!!! Karl the racoonnn

[dwampyverse-tournaments]

Ain't Got Rhythm vs. Perry the Platypus

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

my pitch for a phineas and ferb-themed ride at the disney parks (hire me disney you cowards)

the queue is an interior building with pnf-themed decorations. kinda like the figment ride in epcot, a lot of it is winding through a "museum" of pnf and/or doof inventions. most of those inventions disappeared of course, so they're models, parts in glass cases, etc. overhead are tv monitors that play a shuffled loop of phineas and ferb songs, but bc there are so many good songs they can use it hopefully won't get repetitive unless you're there for nine hours. the exception to this is one small part of the queue (small to avoid people being stuck there too long) where it exclusively plays the quirky worky song and you see the pnf gang building the ride you're about to go on, either as statues/figures or through a "screen" that shows looping animation

you get onto the coaster car from the first episode as phineas, baljeet or isabella reads the safety spiel over the loudspeaker. actually as i'm typing this it might be fun to loop each of the backyard gang doing their own version that'd be cute

the ride takes off and you hear the vamp from the "rollercoaster" song as you're loading in.

once inside, the ride is styled like epcot's guardians of the galaxy ride, where you're on a track looping through a mix of screens and sets. the first part plays more of the "rollercoaster" song as you run through the "coolest coaster ever" scenes.

miscellaneous room/scene ideas: fireside girl action segment, carpe diem room, obviously a space segment w/ meap and queen candace and the catu aliens, obligatory scary bit through the haunted house, rock concert w/ love handel, backyard beach/atlantis, owca headquarters, 2nd dimension bit (might be too confusing for new fans?), relatively normal area where candace is gesturing wildly to a linda animatronic that won't turn around and see the rollercoaster car, idk a hamster & gretel segment or smth

a little bit in, you hear a beep and a call for agent p. a small animatronic of perry rises from the front of the car as you enter a tunnel, where a screen of major monogram tells perry to get his ass to doofenshmirtz evil incorporated to fight doof. perry salutes and slides back down into the car, and the ride then takes a "wrong track" (kinda like when you run into a "broken track" on everest) to DEI.

we go inside and see animatronics of perry fighting doof as an inator sparks. it goes off, sending us down yet another "wrong track," which shoots through wilder parts of danville. at the climax, we start looping and the climax of the "rollercoaster" song starts playing ("we're rightside-up and upside-down...")

at the end of the ride, we see an animatronic/animation of doof hanging upside-down from rope as perry glares at him cross-armed, and doof intermittently yells "curse you, perry the platypus!" on a screen, monogram congratulates the riders for saving the tri-state area with agent p. perry makes platypus noise.

you go to another room, right before the exit. you see candace pointing to an empty backyard, saying stuff like "but it was right here! and it was huge!" as phineas and ferb sit under the tree and address the guests. if you're far enough away from the last room, perry can be sitting under them being cute.

the exit queue has posters for dwampyverse stuff, like "love handel reunion", "doctor zone: the movie", the og rollercoaster poster, etc.

you exit in a gift shop where you can buy perry the platypus inaction figure (he doesn't do anything!) and big sticks

lastly,

you know when rides break down or stop for a sec and you get in-character voiceovers telling you to stay seated or w/e? i think we should have three that loop: one of doof giving a basic spiel, one of milo murphy being like "yeah i went on the ride. sorry about that. it should start working soon lol" and one where literally the whole thing is candace yelling "NO MOM I SWEAR IT'S A WORKING ROLLERCOASTER AND PHINEAS AND FERB BUILT IT! MOM LISTEN��"

[phineasandferbtheories]

ok so y’all know how in the candace time travel episode, she goes back in time, and a lot of stuff happens, but the important bit is perry ends up with his bones broken bc he couldn’t avoid the tinfoil ball from the first episode, right? well, i haven’t seen anything abt the ratio of strength in human vs platypus bones but i DID see an article saying they have heavy bones, and assuming that “heavy bones” has to do with density (and therefore the resistance force) and the person who wrote that article is in fact human and the “heavy bones” is an implied “heavier than a human’s bones” (let’s be honest, there isn’t much else it can mean), but suffice to say, if perry breaks that many bones, then doof must at least break SOME (and he WAS hit head on…), and he DIDNT, so either doof got REALLY lucky, perry got REALLY unlucky, or perry just has some weak-ass bones. though, i will say, i think it’s much more likely that doof has more than just the two titanium limbs.

[ultimateanthropoll]

ROUND 1 PART C: They're blue and ridiculously popular

Nico the catboy (cat; Adventure Time oc) vs. Perry the Platypus (platypus; Phineas and Ferb)

PROPAGANDA UNDER THE CUT!

Nico:

"i hope he wins because he was born on tumblr and it would be funny :)"

Perry:

"People might say he doesn't count because he can pass for a normal platypus but he is clearly anthropomorphic while acting as a secret agent. Walking on two legs, opposable thumbs etc. And in case you are like my mom who insists he can't be interesting or have a personality because he doesn't talk, he can clearly communicate through nonverbal means (facial expressions, body language etc) as well as being show to be able to read and write. He also texted in one episode (I love the platypus emoji out of symbols here lol) I personally find him to have the most fascinating secret identity situation literally in anything. He has to hide his whole personality and the fact that he is even intelligent at all from the people who he grew up around and fully sees and his family and are the most important people to him (in the second dimension movie they show him adopted by Phineas and Ferb as a baby platypus). If they find out about that he will be sent away or they have to forget finding out. It's so unique because he's straight up a person like with human intelligence but he has to pretend to not be to keep is family which is crazy and honestly really sad. The second dimension movie is a masterpiece for exploring that relationship and I will never stop thinking of it as one of my favorite things of all time. Also when I was 13 Perry the Platypus was my first crush lol which sounds weird but like his theme songs literally says "and the women swoon whenever they hear him say... *perry sound*" So it's not my fault dhskhfkjsahf THEY KNEW WHAT THEY WERE DOING"

[kanerallels]

Current mood: scrolling YouTube instructional videos on how to make a Perry the Platypus plushie while singing his theme song to myself

[dancingdewey]

I might just be severely sleep deprived and on cold meds, but I am also completely honest when I say that I think perry the platypus might be one of the greatest characters ever conceived of

he has an absolutely unique character design, he's mute, he's a secret agent, he loves his family more than anyone can imagine but they don't even know that and that is the tragedy inherent in his character, he has a homoerotic bond with his nemesis, he's funny, he's effortlessly cool, he pretends to be lawful good but is actual neutral good, he has the most banging theme song in the world

everyone always talks about disney turning kids into furries with robin hood and zootopia, but I KNOW there's some of you out there that were turned to furridom by perry, I just know it

[dwampyverse-tournaments]

S.I.M.P. vs. Perry the Platypus