#perfuses

[perfusio]

[lexirambles]

You see, I’ve never actually posted here before. I only ever reblogged other people’s contact, to show my love for art and fandoms! But this… this just HAD to be put in tumblr. For anything to break my all repost blog streak, this deserves it. Every Undertale Yellow fan needs to see this absolute monstrosity. This has to be the single most unhinged thing that can ever be made forth Undertale Yellow, nothing can top this masterpiece of absurd proportions.

I was simply scrolling through my YouTube home page and found (blood and UTY spoilers ahead…)

THIS!

Look at this, look at what I’m looking at! I need to know that I’m not the only one seeing this. LOOK AT IT!

We have Starlo bleeding out with his entire groin out for the world, legs defying gravity with no care for the boundaries of physics or biology! He shouldn’t even be bleeding out, monsters don’t bleed; and he was shot in the chest, not the head. What’s even funnier is the reason his legs are up like that is the sprite is suppose to be slouched against a wail, not lying down. Dude just turned him 90% and let his legs reach for the surface!

Then we have Ceroba with the classic edgy anime eyes, crying blood, with the craziest text. The grammar in her text box is insane; it’s KILLED honey, not KILLER. These two aren’t even dating, they never were in Undertale yellow, this women is RECENTLY WIDOWED FOR ASGORE’S SAKE! This fandom ships it like wildfire, and I am the one with the flamethrower, but this girl is very obviously NOT over her dead husband yet. This poor guy tried to make a pun with her genocide battle theme “trial by fury” by making it furry instead, but it doesn’t even fit in the text box! I’d normally be mad at such a massacre of my favorite girl and an amazing song, but it’s just way too funny to even think of being mad.

Shockingly Clover is mostly unchanged, just a smile added. I expected them to be covered in blood with a gun in their hand considering what’s going on in the left side of this cursed image, but no, the murders child is the most tame thing here. Meanwhile Flowey looks very concerned over a yellow sans just chilling to the side, who also looks just as concerned about all this. I can just hear the conversation between these two.

Then in the middle, for some reason, there’s just DUSTER from MOTHER 3! Why are you here, who are you, how did you get there?! I’d expect Flint or something for the cowboy vibes, but nope, just a random dude watching a furry go absolute apeshit on a child while a living Starfruit shows us a different meaning to “high noon.” And you wanna know what the kicker is, the punchline to all this, the cheery on top of this pesto bismol flavored cake is? This is a thumbnail for a speedrun.

A SPEEDRUN!

This needs to become a meme, I don’t know what or how, this is simply too over the top not to get memed to hell and back. Make sunning Starlo the new family guy death pose. I need Ceroba shouting at the top of her lungs “I AM GOING TO TRIAL BY FURRY YOU!” I need whoever this random guy from Mother Three sitting in a lawn chair with some popcorn and a soda watching this shit go down. I don’t care, this just HAS a to happen!

[sunshinebuckybarnes]

Watching the first avenger and honestly everything inside me would be fixed if Sgt Bucky Barnes came and swept me off my feet

[lucky-fydraws]

Debated a little bit on whether or not to share those thumbnails, but hey! It’s my blog :3c

Winged Lion x Laios, gore/vore (well, as gore as a thumbnail can be LOL)

I know the horns are wrong! I only looked at a ref at the end of sketching.

+ another thumbnail (the third actually) I wasn’t happy with. Pose too boring, not dynamic enough. Couldn’t see the Winged Lion’s face.

[eddiesfagstache]

trying to write medically accurate fanfic for the unrealistic EMS show is genuinely sisyphean. like. all of this so i can write eddie getting lightheaded over buck doing CPR while wearing a tight dress shirt.

[murray---adam]

adam? i’m here

- 6

Ohhg fuck mov.ing. okay . ..

Hiiiiiii ^-^ .

[karmaphone]

sometimes this show is actually insane. can you imagine if irl you went to the clinic where you get scared into a STROKE* and then after a bunch of treatments that don't fix you your doctors learn that you're into BDSM (you know, something that has already devastated your personal life) and THEN. when you refuse treatment. they try to 'dominate' you into signing the consent forms. other episodes you'll have a 9-year old cancer patient have open heart surgery or a man with several feet of necrotic bowel removed in surgery and they just. walk out at the end, no weakness no nothin

[leynaeithnea]

Vocabulary Captive Prince taught me

#29

perfused

permeate or suffuse (something) with a liquid, color, quality, etc

p. 31

[flutterbyfairy]

btw if a doctor ever tells you that you don't need to worry about your low blood pressure because you're "young" that does nooooot count if you're getting symptoms. reasons doctors will say this can be because:

1. blood pressure tends to rise with age, so if you're young it's likely that your blood pressure is lower than it'll be when you're old, and

2. it's not uncommon to get orthostatic hypotension for a short period just after a growth spurt, which may lead to symptoms, however that is only relevant for children and teens who are still growing, and that should resolve relatively quickly.

things like passing out, getting dizzy, or losing vision when you stand, as well as more generalised symptoms like fatigue, can be due to low blood pressure (this can be blood pressure that's always too low but even if it's normal when you're sitting or laying down, it may drop too low when you stand which is still a problem).

things you can try that may help are salt, fluids, electrolytes, and compression garments (particularly abdominal binders), and if you start blacking out when you stand, try to sit or lay down if you can. these things don't always work (they never have for me), but they're usually worth a shot. if these things don't help and you're able to see a doctor who specialises in dysautonomia please do!

[sungtaro]

ok in honor of my nursing school graduation next week send me a ❤️‍🩹 and i'll give u a personalized silly/cute 'nursing' diagnosis !!

[perfusio]

lovely night

commission

[yujikuna]

the way that i got the highest grade in class on the hardest test of the semester and then immediately got my ass kicked by the next test lmfao

[gunitnekoh]

I got in!

I got i to perfusion school! 5 years of trying and it’s finally happening just when I was gonna give up! My life can move forward!!! 🥳🥳🥳🫀✨✨✨✨🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[frostaoftheday]

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[jaimelagrenadine]

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[llycaons]

damn that was a stressful day. not for me tho