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life goals, honestly

No one ever believes that my mom just has drawers of champagne bottles ready to deploy at any moment so I finally took a picture of them

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I’m reading that new memoir about working at Facebook,”Careless People,” and it’s just fucking insane.

At one point Facebook wanted to be an international hub for organ donation. The “Lean In” lady asked why she couldn’t go down to Mexico and buy a kidney if her four year old needs one. This is literally on p.57. What the fuck else is going to be in this book if that is on page 57

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lrb: if there's one thing i wish more people understood about history is that for the majority of history in the majority of places across the world, it was simply a fact that armies sustained themselves by indiscriminately robbing and looting whoever they came across and did a lot of raping and murdering in the process

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Reblog if you’re 30 or older

This is an experiment to see if there really are as few of us as people think.You can also use this to freak out your followers who think you’re 25 or something. Yay!

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My mom accidentally joined a grieving support group (long story, she's not grieving tho) and she's missing it this week while visiting me and she's VERY concerned that Lorraine, who very kindly offered to bring a baked good like mom usually would, will NOT bring the correct kind of dessert, she says citrus tarts aren't "griefy" enough

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It takes a village to raise a child.

It also takes a village to fully arm and supply a medieval knight.

So if you got a big enough polycule and some land, hypothetically...

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WHERE IS SHE?

WHERE DID THEY TOOK HER?

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I finished putting together the Irish-American heritage month display and Jesus CHRIST there are so few books about Ireland in our collection?? Once more, I must say:

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Do you ever get the urge to delete all your social media and go live in a hole in the ground

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if you're ever like 'i'm too old to do x,' think about whether your age will actually be a significant detriment or if you're just embarrassed or uncomfortable. your presence may be a great comfort to someone else who feels 'old.' a younger person may find you inspiring. your age may benefit you in discussions due to your unique pov. don't box yourself in too much because of your age and look out for unique ways to achieve your goals

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So I had a funny dream the other night.

It involved a very gay witch.

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Working on some points for the gals

Working title is "The Scary Witch Actually Wants a Girlfriend?!" 😂

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writing a cover letter is just like: here is my worksona she has no mental illnesses and hates breaks! i would like to larp her for 40 hours a week with full pay and benefits

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my favorite road sign is “falling rocks” like what am I supposed to do with that. what could I possibly do to avoid falling rocks while driving 70 miles per hour through an Appalachian ravine.