#percy pigg

[meringuecream7]

Charlotte Garrison (Redesigned Bio)

Name: Charlotte L. Garrison

Age: 23

Hair Color: Orangy Brown

Eye Color: Green

Birthday: April 19 1997

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Family: Rhonda Garrison (Mother), Trevor Garrison (Father), Gertrude Garrison (Older Sister), Christopher Garrison (Younger Brother), and Dorothy Garrison (Grandmother)

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Relationships:

Friends: Elijah Cartman (Best Friend/Lover), Yumi Park, Neela Arya, Sékou Botha (Sometimes), Valentin Griffin (Sometimes), Paige Bookworme (Best Friend), Ruby R. Riding, The Pigg Brothers (Percy, Parker, and Perry), Goldilocks, and other fairytale characters

Enemies: Valentin Griffin (Mostly) and Sékou Botha (Sometimes), the Big Bad Wolf, the Bad-Ending Witch, and other fairytale villains

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Personality: Out-Going, Airy, Happy, Fierce (Sometimes), Brave, Joyful, Kind, and Audacious.

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Hates: Lies, Others Not Treating Other Storybook Characters Very Nicely, Valentin, and Some Other Adults Harming Elijah

Likes: Facing Fears Of Her Own, Story Books, Princes and Princesses, Elijah, Paige, and Going Whenever the Wind Takes Her

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Facts: 1. Charlotte has an amulet that has given by her grandma. 2. She can be a toughie sometimes. 3. She and Elijah are lovers indeed! 4. Her mind has a lot to do with, for instance, Goldilocks' perfection in her artwork, Ruby's picnic basket, and the Pig Brothers' construction skills. 5. Charlotte has a chalk sashes in her pocket when she returns home to go to Fairytale Wonderland by herself. 6. She is definitely based on George Beard from Captain Underpants because she is a writer.

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Bio:

Charlotte was born on April 19 and was the family's honorary child and her siblings Gertrude and Christopher cared about her very much as their middle sister, especially her parents. Although Charlotte was, kind, brave, and sometimes grumpy whenever she became a grown up and was sweet around other people and was open-minded to anyone and anything. As a baby, she met Elijah, her childhood friend, and they became friends, no lovers! The middle daughter of the Garrison family never gives up on finding hope.

[jesusdontcry]

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DRAFT 1

[forbidden-sorcery]

Depending on climate, happenstance, and technology, a body might be around as decaying organic matter for only a matter of weeks or months, a few years at best. It begins to devour itself within minutes, as the enzymes that had once turned food into nutriments start disassembling the body that no longer needs them in their old job. This is autolysis. Bacteria freed from the gut soon afterward also start to devour the flesh; in later stages microbes from the soil and the air join in. Putrefaction. Eisenia fetida—the worm in our compost bins—dines on the carnage in some climes; so do flies and other insects. There are many variations on this theme. Anything that keeps bacteria and chemical reactions from working as well as they might preserves bodies: dry, cold, wet, and sterile conditions. The deserts of Egypt and the high Andes, the frozen tundra of Siberia, the acid bogs of Denmark, tanning agents, and anaerobic conditions—all preserve the dead far longer than anyone had reason to expect. So do the desiccating clay caves of Palermo, famous for their ability to make corpses into mummies that could be dressed up to look ready for the opera. The soil of the cemetery in the old colonial city of Guanajuato yielded up mummies of nineteenth-century cholera victims that have become a major tourist attraction and an emblem of Mexico’s engagement with the dead. But under most conditions, an adult corpse is lucky to survive a decade. Bodies encased in lead fare better than those in wood or in the ground; it helps to die on an empty stomach and with evacuated bowels; it helps if someone has removed the viscera; embalming helps. Collagen and hair do better than other soft tissues.                 Bones fare better than flesh. how much better again depends on where they lie. In the highly acidic soil of the great seventh- century Anglo- Saxon burial mound at Sutton hoo in Suffolk, for example, only the stains of bones remain; in the more basic soil of Wharram Percy at the edge of the chalk wolds of north Yorkshire, surviving medieval skeletons are in good shape. Generally, the large bones of the leg fare better than the small bones of the foot. But it matters little. The skeletal remains of friends, of enemies, and of strangers are, as has been endlessly rehearsed over thou-sands of years, pretty much indistinguishable. Of course, some may bear the marks of the life that once clothed them: violence, disease, and time itself leave marks. Bones do tell tales. But without dress or some other distinguishing mark, it was hard to tell them apart before the advent of forensic DNA technology and other modern techniques. This is why in pictures of the Last Judgment the more prominent dead are shown wearing their crowns or miters to help distinguish them from the great mass of corpses. Out of context, even animal parts can be mistaken for those of humans, except by experts. Chaucer’s pardoner, one might remember, “hadde pigges bones” in a bottle that the gullible took to be human: the relics of a saint. And after not so long a time, even the bones fall apart: dust to dust. erosion and oxidation see to that. Death proves even the rich man, as Sir Walter Raleigh observed on the scaffold, “a naked beggar which hath interest in nothing, but in the gravel that fills his mouth.” everything is covered over “with these two narrow words, Hic jacet.”

Thomas W. Laqueur - The Work of the Dead: A Cultural History of Mortal Remains

[to-dare-is-to-do]

just got a package of cadbury creme eggs and percy piggs from a friend whose friend was just in the uk 🥺

[evermore118]

Prompt fics

Flintwood

Please don’t keep secrets from me

Why did you tell me

Oblivious!Percy

Oblivious!Harry

You’re the best thing that has ever happened to me

You’re going down

I still love you

Don’t worry about them

Who care what they think

Lie down

You don’t have to

Deamus

Are we really doing this now

I’ve loved you for years

I won’t leave without you

Get your hands off of him

Come back to bed

You look different

I’m so sorry

Are you excited?

Drarry

I knew all along

How long have you felt like this

I’ve loved you for years

Get your hands off of him

Who cares what they think

Please don’t keep secrets from me

How long

You’re freezing

I don’t want to fight anymore

Linny

You’re the best thing that has ever happened to me

I promise it’ll be okay

How long have you felt like this

You look amazing

Take my hand

Wolfstar

Would you please stop listening to that song

I never forgot

You’re all I need

Lie down

I thought I’d never see you again

I’ve never been more sore in my life

Piggs

Do you need help with that

You’re going down

I never forgot

Pansmione

You’re going down

You’re freezing

You look amazing

I cannot stand you

You’re the best thing that has ever happened to me

Pavender

You look amazing

You’re all I need

Kalicia

Don’t worry about them

You’re freezing

Maybe one more time

Romione

Please take a break

It’s you

Come back to bed

Abbones

You look amazing

Fred/Lee

I thought I’d never see you again

Scorbus

Take my hand

Please don’t

Flonks

[hownowhoratio]

i done got taggled in a meme! I was tagged by @bassproshopsofficial relationship status: I am single and ready to pringle


favorite color: I love purple


lipstick or chapstick: red lipstick


last song i listened to: Falling in love in a Coffee Shop- Landon Pigg

last movie i watched: Heathers

 top 3 tv shows: Pushing Daisies, Wonderfalls, Parks and Rec 

top 3 characters: Chuck and Ned (Pushing Daisies) Percy Jackson

top 3 ships: Chuck and Ned, Draco and Harry, Stef and Lena 


books i’m currently reading: One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest- Ken Kesey tag ur it: @teacuppeach, @breadpanbandanaman

[disregarded-disney-blog]

Percy and Patricia Pigg are noteworthy as being Disney's only married couple from Mickey's early film career. This couple was often depicted as the butt of a misguided prank pulled by Mickey Mouse, or some other character. Patricia's best known performance was in "The Whoopee Party" (Sep. 17, 1932). When she got up to dance, the rotund Patricia had a chair wedged on her behind. She and Percy had supporting roles in other films such as "Mickey's Follies" (1929). Since then they had been relegated to working as crowd extras (as in 1983's "Mickey's Christmas Carol" where they are one of the dancing couples). In their earliest comic strip appearances, Floyd Gottfredson drew them with rounded ears and pie-eyes, but later their aspect was changed to featuring pointed ears and a widows peak hairline (like Mickey's).

Percy and Patricia were never as fully developed as most. This could be from a lack of conscious continuity. Aside for the running gag surrounding Patricia's weight, the only other notable characteristic was Percy's temper (usually aggravated by a not-so-harmless prank played by Mickey, such as a arrow shot in his behind). The Piggs were the first of Mickey's original Farmyard pals to fall by the wayside and there is barely any information available anywhere, though some tidbits can be found (i.e. "Mickey Mouse: His Life and Times" by Harper & Row Publishers).

Percy has occasionally been confused with another early pig-nosed character named Peter Pig who was actually a cousin of the Three Little Pigs.

[meringuecream7]

Elijah Cartman Redesign

Name: Elijah Cartman

Age: 25

Hair Color: Dark Brown

Eye Color: Hazelnut

Birthday: 8 November 1995

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Family: Grace Cartman (Mother) Unnamed Father (Father), Nancy (Grandma), and Trevor (Grandpa)

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Relationships:

Friends: Charlotte Garrison (Best Friend/Lover), Yumi Park, Neela Arya, Sékou Botha (Sometimes), Valentin Griffin (Sometimes), Paige Bookworme (Best Friend), Ruby R. Riding, the Pigg Brothers (Percy, Parker, and Perry), Goldilocks, and other fairytale characters

Enemies: Valentin Griffin (Mostly) and Sékou Botha (Sometimes), the Big Bad Wolf, the Bad-Ending Witch, and other fairytale villains

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Personality: Soft, Kind, Sweet, Nurturing, Cautious, Shy, and Hopeful (Somewhat)

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Hates: Being Harrassed, Storybook Haters Disliking His and Charlotte's Work, Horror, and Inappropriate Things

Likes: Charlotte, Storybooks, Paige, His Mother, and Being Kind to Others

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Facts: 1. Elijah can be kind, but is a shrinking violet. 2. He and Charlotte are lovers. 3. He can still pet his grandma's cat. 4. He is sweet enough to have the opportunity to be sweet. 5. He is based on Harold Hutchins from Captain Underpants because he is an illustrator.

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Bio: Elijah was born on November 8 and was kind yet shy to his mother and his grandparents. Although Elijah was cowardly whenever he became a grown up and was nice and kind to other people, especially the fairytale characters. As a baby, he met Charlotte, his childhood friend, and they became friends, no lovers! This illustrator is nothing but a man with a big heart!