#percy CAN overthrow the ministry and take over if he want to

[pooks]

Fred: *shows a harmonica* If you play, you get a hundred million Galleons George: But the Ministry will be overthrown Percy: *grabs the harmonica and plays rapidly* Arthur: Percy NO!

[daeneryswhitehorse]

Deathly hollow written the same way as season 8 of game of thrones:

The battle of hogwarts happen mid book and Ginny is the one killing voldemort. With her bat boogey hex. While harry, who had 6 book to prepare for it, did nothing but scream at nagini.

Fuck the prophecy that was the focus of ootp! Actually, we learn that some vague shit Trelawney said in her class, in one of the previous book, was actually the true prophecy to defeat voldy! And she wasn't even in trans when she did it. After the battle, the seer went dying somewhere.

We learn nothing about the horcrux, RAB, the deathly hollow, and all the other mysteries introduced in previous book.

The centaurs who helped during the battle, don't ask for more rights, but went dying somewhere to not bother the wizarding world anymore.

Ginny decided to not go back with Harry, even if they had sex before the battle, and then went to accomplish her unestablish dream of becoming a wizarding astronaut. Because we don't know what's in space.

Neville learn that herbology actually suck and his grandma was right. Even when he is the first person to cure the Greengrass blood curse, thanks to a book in the restricted section of the hogwarts library. When his girlfriend hannah abbott find useful information there, he took credit for it. He then spend all his time bragging about his feats in the battle of the departement of mysteries and of the astronomy tower to Ron and Harry. He stole the sword of gryffindor instead of earning it. But nearly died during the battle without doing anything important. He get rewarded at the end of the story by becoming both the headmaster of hogwarts and part of the board of governors.

Draco had a quick redemption arc after he understood his parents belief in blood supremacy was bad, got forgiven of his past bullying because it was all harry's fault actually, and everyone conveniently forgot about what happen to katie bell and ron last year. He fought side by side with our heroes during the battle of hogwarts. But in the aftermarth, he decided his parents were more important than equal rights and fuck off. He had a meaningless fight with Greyback and died with his parents.

The second part of the book is about how Hermione is trying to crush Percy Weasley tyranny and change the ministry racist system that put pureblood wizard above muggleborn and other magical race.

Yes the Percy Weasley tyranny. The ambition of this man had no limit. It wasn't voldemort that managed to overthrow the wizarding governement, but him by blowing up the minister of magic, the wizengamot and other important political figures. And without suffering any consequences for this. The wizarding world completly accepted it.

Anyway, while he prep for his war against Hermione, he tried to procure some Graphorn for his army, and was dissapointed when he found out it was impossible. It pushed him into making reckless decision, like having sex with Greyback.

In Hermione side, even with their established rivality, the twins were not particulary happy to fight against their dear brother. They have such a pure heart and want a bloodless war. Same with Harry and Ron who tried to convince her to negociate peace with him. But it failed, and Luna Lovegood, all the poc in the books, the Grangers, Grawp and Dobby died because of it. McGonagall did warned her to not listen to man's clever plan. She is a gryffindor, what she need is to be a lioness!

Before this, the male character of the story, as well as Ginny and a jealous Fleur Delacour, who got prop up as the smart girl in this book, all think Hermione is going crazy and becoming a second Voldemort.

They have multiple reason to believe in this:

Both Hermione and Tom Riddle jr were considered the brightest witch/wizard of their age. And Hermione use a similar spell to the dark mark to call the DA member. It mean they are the same.

Hermione was the only person that didn't trust Draco immediatly when he came to them, wich show she is mean spirited and unforgiving

Her cat crookshank ate Trevor, Neville pet toad. It make him sad and he told Harry she was crazy.

She tried to reconciliate with Fleur who for some reason keep being catty with her.

She was a bit too emotional and try to save people during the battle, instead of staying rational and pragmatic like Harry.

She didn't like that her boyfriend Ron took all the credit of her achievement during the battle.

She was sad and lonely at the victory party while everyone was having fun.

She threaten the wizarding world by wanting equal right for everyone while every wizard are racist and xenophobic. This filthy mudblood was not one of them!

But after she started grieving, people knew she had lose it.

Her first act of madness was killing Snape, after he spend a week trying to poison her and telling everyone she was crazy, and that Harry should become the minister of magic over her because he is a man.

Her second act of madness was trying to have sex with her boyfriend after killing Snape, and taking it badly when he rejected her. Wich mean she will now rule the wizarding world through fear.

Her third act of madness was making draco her prisoner after it was clear he was not on their side anymore. And refusing to give him the second chance Harry wanted.

It all obviously lead to Hermione burning down muggle street, to take down the ministry of magic, with a powerful fiendfyre spell. She then got her army to execute on sight any living pure blood.

The twins and Ron were all super sad that Percy died and refused to be part of Hermione rule. So she put them all in prison.

Ron manage to convince Harry to kill her because Hermione has always been evil. First she came from the slavers with spew, and they thought she was weird. Than she came for Umbrage, and they thought it was awesome! But it all lead to her believing herself to be moraly superior to everyone and that only she can do no wrong. And since she will never understand that what she did was bad, she need to die.

So he killed her easly and went to Azkaban for two days. Crookshank was pissed and scratched the still intact fountain of magical brethren, before dragging away the body of his human.

People say fuck muggleborn, and the sorting hat was named Minister of magic by Ron Weasley in prison. And he became part of his governement, with dude like Mundungus Fletcher as the head of the departement of magical law enforcement, and Nymphadora tonks as the chief auror. They then vote for Brexit decades before muggles did.

We learn that the true heart of the story was the Weasley family, so it end with all of them getting separated for an undetermined time. It's all bittersweet.