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… Shit.
Shit shit shit.
Dos chazer, zalts im in di oygen, feffer im in di noz, shteyner af zayne beyner! Eyn imglik iz far im veynik…..
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#translation:#that pig#throw salt in his eyes#pepper in his nose#stones on his bones!#one misfortune is too few for him.#the year that never was#renegades#doctor who rp#doctor who#torchwood#torchwood rp
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Typing "capsaicin snake effect" into the search bar so i can figure out if yakumo can eat spicy food
#it's telling me that primarily mammals are affected#and the few times they tried it on snakes#it didn't really do much except mess with their processing abilities a bit#so what you're saying is that yakumo will primarily not be affected by spicy food.#but maybe with super spicy things#he might get a lil loopy? a lil nose clogged ? a momentary distraction? but no pain#if yakumo's tears are mala sauce then it only makes sense that he can eat mala amirite#mammals are the ones who suffer huh.........#i am imagining the yokai trio eating some hella spicy food#yakumo is eating unaware of the presence of capsaicin. he's happily describing the textural and flavour profiles of the dish#garu is a lil confused. this food hurts a bit. but it's still tasty so... gotta keep eating.. OW drink milk? THEN EAT MORE! YEAH!#kuya is OBLITERATED#for all we know the version that kuya got could have only been seasoned with a bit of black pepper#but old fox scrunches up his entire face as soon as it hits his tongue#and he slams the dish into the trash (with dramatic angry flair) like he's a veteran judge on a cooking show#garu WILL eat that thing out of the trash if you don't stop him#if rei is more bird than man then he won't be affected either#i'm gonna go ahead and think even if he IS more man than bird... he'll still be unaffected.#rei probably eats toxic waste akin to blade and garu levels . he is beyond human. he has experimebnted beyond Mortal Stomachs#blade is in the corner crunching on what you THINK is a candy apple. but it is not that. it is an orb of molten glass#(blade's spicy food is hot metal? yeah. he'll eat that capsaicin like it's nothing. give him an orchard of chillis.)#(actually. maybe don't. because the next time eiden sucks him off there gonna be some COMEDIC consequences)
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i really really really want to write a sitcoms style avengers fanfic that’s basically just a himym season 9 AU, like it all takes place over the course of three days (with flashbacks) at steve and tony‘s wedding and it’s just 25 chapters of chaotic avengers family shenanigans with 10000000000 cameos of every marvel character ever
#it would be so stupid#but so fun#it would have the same stupid character dynamics as my twitter fic but who cares#pepper and natasha being super done with everyone and everything bc nobody has a decent plan for anything#epic pre-marriage stony fights#thor‘s just having a great time#bucky and clint are lost somewhere and nobody knows if they’ll make it to the wedding in time which would suck bc bucky‘s the best man#but actually they just don’t wanna stay with 200 superhero’s for 3 days so they decided to stay away for a few more days#and then they get their friends to lovers arc#bruce just trying to stay calm walking around pinching the bridge of his nose the entire time#bc like#they’re at the same location as barney & robin in himym#and EVERYONE is there#the entire marvel ensemble bc heyyy wedding#so it’s like avengers tower mess times 3000#maybe throw in some xmen cameos for good measure#avengers#avengers fic#marvel fanfic#fanfic#fanfic ideas#my fics#domestic avengers#stony#winterhawk#black widow#hawkeye#iron man#himym#xmen
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#S I R#Andrew Lincoln#*#andygifs#hello welcome to the tour#on your left you will see a man™#H A N D S#always touch your face it's a beautiful thing#art touching art really#excuse me but the nose™️#the little bright white patches man sometimes i forget about the salt and pepper days#me as the mic tbh#shoutout to nigel and laura for giving their son his face
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Eeeeeedit. I have hardly been drawing sorry guys. I put my beautiful daughter who cannot leave the house dressed like that young lady in your palms
#no meat on his bones#no width to his nose#hair shaped like a bell pepper#hitting the bigfoot pose w his chicken legs#fine. ill do it myself#andrew kreiss#andrew kreiss idv#identity v#gravekeeper idv#edit
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🩷🥰🧓🏻The Old Man🧓🏻🥰🩷
#kisses for this handsome geriatric man on this fine Saturday. and everyday who am I kidding.#just him and his FLOOFY salt 'n pepper curls and oh so fuzzy mustache#feeling extra 😍😍😍 for him today just because I'm in my feels real bad and craving a cuddle or two from him. it's all I ask.#maybe stare deeply into those adorable brown doe eyes of his and boop his nose because it's just so darn cute. yeah that'll fix me.#🩷🩷🩷Wesley🩷🩷🩷#Wes Borland#Limp Bizkit#nu metal#Black Light Burns#down the rabbit hole
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my partner induced using pepper for the first time ever with me and lemme tell y’all!! Holy fuck!!! The false starts were crazy. The multiples!!! A few times he accidentally sneezed on me (not mad about it lol) while trying to turn away. And once we were finished, I realized later that like…my entire lower half was speckled with pepper because of it. I’m so 😮💨😮💨😮💨
#he is SO HOT I can’t stand it#op#also told him I ordered chihinkni to try for the first time and he was actually so on board to try it I’m foaming at the mouth lol#snz#snz kink#m rambles#the pepper kept getting him to almost sneeze but then he’d lose it#but you could tell how itchy he was#and then unprompted he started to tissue induce with the pepper still in his nose#and the multiples that came out of him because of it sent me spiralling
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kennedy and bucky, lying side by side in that cramped, wooden bunk, for once - not bickering, not trying to tease or joke or make fun with - simply watching one another in that quiet adornment that happens when you’re just beyond exhausted and worn but simply just happy that you’re able to be here with your person 😭
#this is ALSO definitely getting written 😭😭😭#literally was dazed out in the car thinking about this today#couldn’t help but become obsessed with the quiet version of this duo#bc they’re both just *LOUD* and *LAUGHTER* and *NOISE* in their vibes and finally getting a version of them screaming *softness/peace*?#it is a NEED#plus don’t envision kennedy tenderly touching his face and peppering his nose in kisses and making him all mushy and soft#don’t do that to yourselves (bc i already have)#brb sobbing#don’t mind meeeeee#(currently vacationing so not a whole lot of writing time atm but lots of daydreaming of the possibilites!)#ENJOY MY RAMBLES#kennedy x bucky#kennedy farley#silver bullets#mota writings
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How do I stop sneezing?? Do I make a petition to have people sign so I stop sneezing???
I've thrown myself on the ground, off the couch, AND SMACKED MY HEAD ON THE WALL I WAS STANDING IN FRONT OF JUST NOW
Somebody fucking KILL ME
#My theory on why I could be sneezing so much is#there's a ghost#with a bottle of pepper#and he's just putting some in his hand and holding it under my nose#until I sneeze#strange speaks (stutters) !
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small yet important design detail To Me abt kurt is he has a widow's peak <3
#not a super lot of artists maintain it but he had it in a chunk of original excalibur so far as im concerned he always has it#right up there in fav features with his strong nose that sometimes artists give a lil bump to <3 mwuah love when they do#widow's peak👏strong nose👏pronounced cheekbones👏cleft chin👏this is what peak performance looks like the ideal male bod—#handsom.....#peppering him w so many kissies#ooc. oh mein gott this stage is full of kuntenserven.
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my wife 💖🎀
#pedri#i fell in love all over again#he's such a beauty#and adorable#my gawd i wanna pepper kiss all over his face#the nose scrunch#i am a goner#saw this on tiktok so had to come over here and share my thought#he's everything
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Nick, are you filming me complaining?
Mythical Society
BTM- Can You Smell Without Your Nose?
BONUS: A different sort of peekaboo. 😏
#mythical society#behind the mythicality#gmm 2451#link neal#link sans specs#ocean blues#tongue of the cobra#nose pinch#gosh his hair is so pretty#thick soft waves of salt and pepper fluff#grossed out so hard that he hit the deck#🤭🤭🤭#my edit
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Jack being kinda banned from cooking duty for like 10 seconds because he put too much black pepper in one of the meals (he sneezed so hard he teleported rapidly and ended up in the middle of a field in Canada before zapping back to the bunker and acting like nothing happened)
#‘okay black pepper..’ and he gets it in his nose because he’s shaking the container with so much ferocity that the fumes go POOF#sam hears a crash and thinks ‘uh oh..JACK!’ because he was probably ‘just standing there 5 seconds ago’#cut off sneeze then poof! he’s gone but he’s back in like a second#jack does in fact finish his lil recipe :)#let him COOK#literally..#he needs to put his roast in the oven#supernatural#spn#jack Kline#spn hc#spn hcs#supernatural headcanon#jack supernatural#jack spn
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I was reading jjk light novel.
Megumi finds himself forced to go into a maid cafe with itadori and the staff insists they take a pic. Please look at them
#they were both forced to wear the angel wings ans halo#megumi lost a year of his life in the cafe#pls they are so cute#when they came out and itadori asked if megumi wanted to keep the photo megumi threatend to jamp red bell pepper into his nose 😭#he then siggested they go to a nearby shrine and burn the pic “because you are supoosed to offered corsed photos to a bonfire#they ARE JUST KIDS AND THEY ARE ACTIBG LIKE IT FOR A ONCE#gojo was there eating pancakes smugly#jjk
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making a boy
you can absolutely tell what was made wholecloth by me and what is cobbled together edits from the v nice portrait maker. But he's just to chuck into the farmer portrait mod so 🤷♂️🤷♂️ I really like how he turned out, especially his winter look.
also messed around with making a beagle cause so many mods with smaller dog breeds either use a completely non vanilla style, or make them the same size as the other vanilla dogs. Both of which make total sense, I just figured I'd try something.
#his name is pepper#his face itself - nose - eyes etc are all edited#i didn't realize how big an impact the changes made until I clicked back and saw his unedited jaw and nose#edit: after posting this realized i'd not removed the forehead bangs on winter portrait#so had to go back and redo all of them - which wasn't hard cause i'd just made a little layer called 'under hat forehead' xD#literally everything else in the world
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a rainy saturday walk with babo, a blue heron making dinosaur noises, cleaning maniacally, bringing the reptiles home, steak and caramelized carrots and shallot broccoli and beans+rice for dinner, and too many dr. knobs followed by an Everything Shower and bedtime
#dr knob#is just dr pepper and the Good knob creek#saturday#jeffery wiggled so hard when i transferred him back to his tank#one more day of snake medicine#the turtles are brumating#good day#rudolph#the red nosed limb#i shut my finger in the door and it hurt like a bitch#fungi#forest spirit
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