#penta knight

[duckapus]

The Avatar of the Stars, The Wandering Comedian, and The Guardian of the Graveyard.

[jasvvy]

[aleisters]

being the kind of person that i am (neurotic), i wanted a catalogue of all of malakai's facepaint during matches. each row goes from left-right chronologically; here's his first 9 matches in aew.

04.08.2021 - Malakai Black defeats Cody Rhodes (4:42) AEW Dynamite #96 - Homecoming 2021 - TV-Show @ Daily's Place in Jacksonville, Florida, USA

25.08.2021 - Malakai Black defeats Brock Anderson (2:19) AEW Dynamite #99 - TV-Show @ UW-Milwaukee Panther Arena in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, USA

03.09.2021 - Malakai Black defeats Lee Johnson (9:56) AEW Rampage #4 - TV-Show @ NOW Arena in Hoffman Estates, Illinois, USA

08.09.2021 - Malakai Black defeats Dustin Rhodes (9:53) AEW Dynamite #101 - TV-Show @ Fifth Third Arena in Cincinnati, Ohio, USA

22.09.2021 - Malakai Black defeats Cody Rhodes (11:09) AEW Dynamite #103 - Grand Slam 2021 - Tag 1 - TV-Show @ Arthur Ashe Stadium in New York City, New York, USA

16.10.2021 - Malakai Black defeats Dante Martin (9:38) AEW Dynamite #106 - Saturday Night Dynamite - TV-Show @ James L. Knight Center in Miami, Florida, USA

23.10.2021 - Cody Rhodes defeats Malakai Black (11:43) AEW Dynamite #107 - Saturday Night Dynamite - TV-Show @ Addition Financial Arena in Orlando, Florida, USA

13.11.2021 - Cody Rhodes & PAC defeat Andrade El Idolo & Malakai Black (16:52) AEW Full Gear 2021 - Pay Per View @ Target Center in Minneapolis, Minnesota, USA

24.11.2021 - FTR (Cash Wheeler & Dax Harwood), Andrade El Idolo & Malakai Black defeat Cody Rhodes & Death Triangle (PAC, Penta El Zero Miedo & Rey Fenix) (16:13) AEW Dynamite #112 - Thanksgiving Eve 2021 - TV-Show @ Wintrust Arena in Chicago, Illinois, USA

[regallibellbright]

top 3 favourite Vorkosigan saga moments?

Ooh, good one! In no true order:

1) It’s a classic, but it’s a classic for a reason: “Forgive me. I was so afraid for you that I forgot to be afraid for your enemies.” The entire Shopping Trip is a highlight, of course, but the debriefing really is what makes the whole thing, from Aral deadpanning right back at Cordelia when she says “Shopping” to “I suggest you throw yourselves to his mercy. He may still have some (I certainly don’t)”, but that particular line is fantastic.

2) Miles declaring himself a knight-errant in Reina Csurik’s name, to himself. Possibly my favorite quote in all the series (though it is a long one,) and such a stellar novella.

3) “On my order. On my hands.” Gonna pick a scene that isn’t one of my favorites to reread just because I loved it SO MUCH last time: Elli Quinn ordering a cryochamber dumped to save Miles, knowing exactly what she’s doing as she says it and that he would never give that order himself. Heartwrenching, especially coming right on the heels of Mark suddenly and abruptly accepting that he is Mark.

Runners up: Elena rolling on the floor laughing as Miles and Gregor effortlessly play Cavilo despite being on separate spaceships with a time delay, totally improvised; Literally all of Memory but especially Miles realizing who he is and the Fishing Trip; Miles performing Shakespeare at Duv Galeni while on fast penta because he had the entirety of Richard III memorized (jumping up and down on the benches and doing falsetto for the women’s parts, of course); Mark adopting a brilliant but financially-challenged scientist and his thousands of bugs and then getting everyone else in on his new business venture.

[forthedancingandthethriving]

The SMGs

SMG-1 & SMG-2

Statues: Retired

Former Avatar: Juliano

The first SMGs ever created, the Prototypes. Created by Admin Byte, it wasn't for the purpose of guarding universes and keeping the meme cycle going, but for the Admin's own gain to mess with universes.

This failed, however, as SMG-1&-2 were kindhearted Guardians to their Avatar, Juliano. However, after an attack on their world, their Avatar died, and they were promoted to Admins. They are now known as Domain and Forum, respectively.

SMG0 & Niles

Statuses: Deactivated

Former Avatar: Fred

In the video game Mage, there was originally only a single SMG for the universe as Admin Byte intentionally didn't tell Admin Lag that two SMGs were needed for balance. However, this wasn't for long, as the God Box created Niles, a false SMG to pair with SMG0.

However, this wasn't to last, as after an attempt to repair his imperfect code, Niles went insane due to the God Box and killed his Avatar, Fred. Following a forced fusion between him and SMG0, creating SMGØ, a being hellbent on finding another Avatar and remaking the fallen universe.

The duo were put to rest by the combined efforts of Avatar Mario, his Guardians, and Fierce Deity Melony.

SMG1 & SMG2

Statuses: Semi-retired/Active

Former Avatar: Spudnick

While they lived in peace with their Avatar for many years, this was eventually broken when SMGØ landed in their universe, intent on shaping Spudnick to be a new Avatar. However, this failed, causing Spudnick's death and the destruction of their universe.

They now reside in the SM64 universe, being mentors to SMG3 and SMG4, and generally doing what they can to help out.

SMG3 & SMG4

Statuses: Active

Avatar: Mario

Their activation has been dubbed the Worst To Ever Happen. Several things went wrong, including the inclusion of SMGØ and SMGs 1&2. There have been many incidents regarding their universe, but they've always come out on top for their Avatar and friends, so they're typically left to handle themselves. They're remarkably close with their Admins, Forum and Domain.

SMG5 (Penta Knight) & SMG6

Statuses: Active

Introduced here!

Avatar: Kirby

SMG6 is a wandering comedian, and Penta Knight is an admirable warrior.

SMG7 & SMG10

Statuses: Active

Introduced here!

Avatar: Tulip

There was an accident when Guardians were being assigned, and SMG8 accidentally went to SMG9. To rectify this (it was already too late to switch it back), SMG7 was partnered to SMG10.

SMG10 is actually the more calm one of the duo, with SMG7 displaying the more energetic qualities of an even-numbered SMG.

SMG8 & SMG9

Statuses: Active

Introduced here!

Avatar: Nimbus

They're a bit more overprotective of Nimbus, as their first memory after landing was Lumiere kidnapping Nimbus.

SMG11 & SM12 (belongs to @duckapus )

Statuses: Active

Introduced here!

Avatar: Tune

They're the first SMG duo thus far to have an SMG (SMG12) fall in love with someone who wasn't their SMG partner.

SMGXIII (13) & SMGXIV (14)

Statuses: Active

Avatar: Sora

Due to certain quirks of the Kingdom Hearts universe, his SMGs have turned out looking like recolors of Roxas and Xion instead of him.

SMG15 & SMG16

Statuses: Active

Avatar: Frenzy

Currently working to help Frenzy work through his issues and repair all the damage he's caused by being a part of the Union of Scorned Avatars.

SMG17 & SMG18

Statuses: Unknown

Avatar: Barry the Blook

Introduced here!

Their current statues are unknown due to the state their universe has been left in following Avatar Barry's departure.

SMG19 & SMG20

Statues: Actice

Avatar: Red the Angry Bird

Not much is known about them, but it's reasonable to assume they were glad to have their Avatar return home following the events of the Legacy Arc.

SMG21 (Kira Nadja) & SMG22

Statuses: Active

Avatar: Arle Nadja/Doppelganger Arle

SMG21/Kira Nadja is the second known SMG to not go by her assigned name (the other being Penta Knight). It's clear she prefers this one.

SMG23 & SMG24

Statuses: Active

Avatar: Laharl

It's pretty reasonable to assume that they do their best to help Laharl any understand the way he acts.

SMG25 & SMG26

Statuses: Unknown

Avatar: Lord Ramagog

Their current statuses are unknown due to Lord Ramagog's deserting of his universe.

SMG27 & SMG28

Statuses: Active

Avatar: Shantae

They probably tease her a fair bit about the time she sat on a freshly painted bench.

SMG29 & SMG30

Statuses: Active

Avatar: Ash Ketchum

Introduced here!

Their activation was rocky due to the interference of Avatar Barry, which was an attempt to stop the universe from coming online. However, it did end up happening, and SMG29 is actually trans.

SMG31 & SMG32

Statuses: Active

Avatar: Captain Olimar

SMG32 always somehow finds ways to incorporate the Pikmin into memes.

HMG1 ("Vee" Haltmann) & HMG2 ("Hex" Haltmann) (belongs to Duckapus)

Statuses: Active/Anamolies

Avatar: Elanore Haltmann

Introduced here!

They are False Guardians, as they were not made by the Guardian System, but instead Susie Haltmann. Originally intended to replace SMG3&4, they now live peacefully alongside them, even if some craziness is bound to happen.

SMG33 & SMG34 (belongs to Duckapus)

Statuses: Active

Avatars: Sally 13 and Cole

Introduced here!

Following Garyboy messing with the universe files, the two universes merged, and now the two SMGs work together. SMG33 is a recolor of Sally, and SMG34 is based on Cole.

SMG35 & SMG36

Statuses: Active

Avatar: Irene

Introduced here!

SMG35 was bold enough to sass a god for not being in the right realm when she first landed. SMG36 just about had a heart attack when she heard that.

[cerastes]

Free Roberta helped me stall the Gopnik's fist for some time, saving a Knight run. So yeah. Roberta Gaming.

ROBERTA NUMERO 1 CAMPEAO DA PENTA

[mountainashfae]

21 for the WOTR asks?

21. Did they actually like something about being the KC?

Gonna answer this one for Aurien since I'm not sure what the answer would end up being for Orion. Something scary.

Being the Knight-Commander? Being in charge of the Crusade? Having all those expectations and then becoming everything Mab wanted them to? Absolutely not. If you asked Aurien about the experience, they would hate every moment of it. They made peace with their transformation, made their new powers their own, but they've had to finally abandon their one goal from long before the Cruades started.

But there were opportunities that were given. Aurien was able to find out about where they came from, way back before Mab took the twins in. There was nothing from that home to recover, it was almost 300 years ago after all, but they know it existed.

So if there was anything about that period of their life that they liked, it was being able to learn about their past. Also seeing that Orion wasn't alone since they're leashed to Rekarth and Penta. That eased their mind.

[ WotR Knight-Commander Asks ]

[maswartz]

My ideas for Power Rangers versions of each Sentai

Super Sentai <-----> Power Rangers

Goranger <-----> Power Rangers J.A.K.Q <-----> Power Rangers Royal Flush Battle Fever J <-----> Power Rangers Dance Beat Denziman <-----> Power Rangers Cosmic Spark Sun Vulcan <-----> Power Rangers Trisol Goggle V <-----> Power Rangers Treasure Trackers Dynaman <-----> Power Rangers Dyna Might Bioman <-----> Power Rangers Atomic Burst Changeman <-----> Power Rangers Alchemist Adventurers Flashman <-----> Power Rangers Prism Protectors Maskman <-----> Power Rangers Universal Aura Liveman <-----> Power Rangers Nature’s Guardians Turboranger <-----> Power Rangers Turbo Racers Fiveman <-----> Power Rangers Penta Academy Jetman <-----> Power Rangers Avian Armada Zyuranger <-----> Power Rangers Dinosaur Knights Dairanger <-----> Power Rangers Star Spirits Kakuranger <-----> Power Rangers Ninja Beasts Ohranger <-----> Power Rangers Ancient Guardians Carranger<-----> Power Rangers Nitro Racers Megaranger <-----> Power Rangers Astro Force Gingaman <-----> Power Rangers Sacred Protectors GoGo V <-----> Power Rangers Paranormal Squad Timeranger <-----> Power Rangers Chrono Corps Gaoranger <-----> Power Rangers Feral Kingdom Hurricanger <-----> Power Rangers Elemental Ninja Abaranger <-----> Power Rangers Prehistoric Might Dekaranger <-----> Power Rangers Cosmic Patrol Magiranger <-----> Power Rangers Wizard Warriors Boukenger <-----> Power Rangers Extreme Explorers Gekiranger <-----> Power Rangers Primal Aura Go-Onger <-----> Power Rangers Roaring Engines Shinkenger <-----> Power Rangers Bushido Blades Goseiger <-----> Power Rangers Guardian Spirits Gokaiger <-----> Power Rangers Pirate Legends Go-Busters <-----> Power Rangers Biotec Busters Kyoryuger <-----> Power Rangers Fossil Spirits Toqger <-----> Power Rangers Rail Warriors Ninninger <-----> Power Rangers Shinobi Strike Zyuohger <-----> Power Rangers Beast Might Kyuranger <-----> Power Rangers Shooting Star Squadron Lupinranger <-----> Power Rangers Phantom Shadows Patranger <-----> Power Rangers Swift Justice LuPat <-----> Power Rangers Phantom Justice Ryusoulger <-----> Power Rangers Ancient Knights Kiramager <-----> Power Rangers Mystech Mages Zenkaiger <-----> Power Rangers Zenith Force Donbrothers <-----> Power Rangers Cyber Warriors King-Ohger <-----> Power Rangers Armored Swarm Boonboomger <-----> Power Rangers Bolt Boosters

Akibaranger <-----> Power Rangers Fandom Force

[dwdxcz]

Okay so let's begin, main characters first, then I might do every other level- oh lord

Cyan: he is the leader of the knights/protectors of the treeangle, can do mostly well under pressure, but overwhelming pressure breaks him. He tries to think logically, but can go overboard.

:readmore:

He is prone to stress. He is an adult in this au, and has two siblings, diggy(strike the earth) and galactic (milky ways) and he's the smallest and youngest of the three.

Blixer: ex-monster of paradise, he's just a shy little boi, also yes he is in his small grey form. Is kinda afraid of most of the corrupt because "haha old boss is small". The other blixers try to get him to use the treeangle. He literally has no idea what to do. Also he has a pet spider

Cube/near:they are like a gentle giant, but annoy then enough and your doomed. They kept their claws and saws from near(close to me) and their overall a nice shape. Near on the other hand will absolutely body someone if needed, and is more quiet than cube.

Heli/jet:she is basically a loose cannon. She's chaotic and will rush into things. She cares deeply for her friends, and will do anything to help. Jet, heli's form, will sabotage anyone and anything to get what she needs/wants, and might have murderous thoughts-

Captain/kraken: captain is the navy leader of paradise, and is cautious of everything, especially in the seas. Is literally the only reason heli is alive. He is brave and is of course, captain of his crew. Kraken is like a traditional media pirate, rude and just awful. Like jet, he'll do anything to get what he wants, and usually harms others.

Tri/s.o.s(if you have another name thats better for s.o.s let me know please): tri, the second member in the protectors of the treeangle. She's the fastest and usually makes plans, most fail but when they do work they work wonders. She has a brother, being Baracuda S.o.s is more chaotic and almost all plans fail, but again, the ones that works is a nightmare for those who are against her

Penta/polygon(again, pleasehelp with a better name):penta is the bulk of the group, being able to easily deal with corrupts. He can get angry at times, but is usually calm. He also has a sibling, being spectra.Polygon though is always mad, and will crush someone just because they annoy him. He can pick up something like the spider dance boss.

Circle/Sly:Circle is the smartest one of the group, and trys to work with tri with her plans. They are the calmest of the group and usually calms the rest of the protectors. Sly can emotionally manipulate anyone, and uses that to trick others. They are the leader of the three when their corrupted.

Diggy/striker:cyans older brother, he loves to start chaos. Very energetic and rambunctious. Favorite weapon is a shovel and is very mischievous. Striker is more chaotic and mischievous than diggy, and will hit everyone he sees with the shovel.

Galactic/milky ways:Galactic is the smartest and oldest square siblings, and they usually deal with cyans stress and diggys messes. They are friends with logic and chronos. Milky ways leads them and corrupted, and is still close with striker. They are not a big fan of blixer or LA danse.

I will do the villans soon. This is just too much-

[daisymeade]

Not out here trying to spoil things so my immediate LoN feelings under the cut.

Nothing quite like making an atheist self-hating Aasimar with a draconic bloodline only for the second DLC to come out and give me a red dragon whose greatest treasure was the clan he was secretly protecting for a hundred years and died for them and an ANGEL OF SARENRAE with a shard in him!!!

Then having Stahlmar not be able to finish the ritual and of course I've played my Neutral character as lowkey self-sacrifical at this point so OF COURSE Cyrian's going jump into that stupid ass pillar of light to finish it! Of course he's not going to let Rekarth, Sendri, or Penta do it!

Stahlmar on the ground, dying, struggling to speak..."Repeat the words...Hear me, O Everlight."

My boy has only ever had disdain for the gods but he looks down at this angel he respects, who held faith in his own goddess all this time, and feels his friend's eyes on his back and with everything he has calls out, "HEAR ME, O EVERLIGHT!!!

AND THE FACT THAT MY KNIGHT-COMMANDER HAS BEEN A CLERIC OF SARENRAE THIS ENTIRE TIME. A MYTHIC ANGEL OF SARENRAE ALL THIS TIME.

[istherewifiinhell]

mirage 21 eastman and laird editorial on the topic of licensed products and artistic integrity

Consider this scenario:

A fifteen year old is avidly following Frank Miller's DARK KNIGHT, eagerly awaiting each issue's release. He loves the new, adult treatment of Batman, and by the time issue #3 is out, he is totally enthralled. Then, just before the fourth and last issue arrives at his local comics shop, he happens to be cruising through K-Mart, and sees, out of the corner of his eye, something horrible beyond belief it's a pair of Underoo's printed with the image of Batman and Robin from the SUPER POWERS animated TV show.

Crushed, his belief in the purity and integrity of his favorite fictional character shattered, the fan refuses to buy the last issue of DARK KNIGHT, moaning "Putting Batman on underwear just kills it!" the 'it' in question being, of course, any value to the character of Batman or his enjoyment of any manifestation of that character. Not only does the fan not buy DARK KNIGHT #4, but stops buying all comics with Batman in them.

Does it sound ludicrous? Does it sound unbelievably stupid? Does it sound like the worst kind of fanboy pouting?

It sounds to us a lot like what we heard from several attendees of Fred Greenberg's Comic Book Marketplace show at the Penta Hotel in New York City, which all the Mirage Studios creators attended as guests on June 17 of this year.

While manning our tables and signing books, we had three comics fans, ranging in ages from 10 to 17 (approximately) come up to us and, with varying degrees of obnoxiousness, argue that because the turtles have been used in licensed products, the original comics currently being published by the creators of the turtles (Kevin and Peter = Mirage Studios) are completely without worth or value. The youngest of the three, wearing his unlicensed pirated TMNT t-shirt, looked at the TMNT cereal boxes in our display and said "When you have a cereal, that kills it."

We argued back, with varying degrees of politeness, that the books that we publish have no connection with the licensed merchandise, and that we have always made it a point to keep them separate something that we have no doubt bored you with in previous editorials.

Perhaps there is some age or level of perception or maturity that one has to reach before one can separate the various aspects of one's beloved things, be they people, experiences, fictional characters, or whatever. When you get to that point, you can enjoy reading BLOOM COUNTY while detesting Opus dolls; you can love the Beatles' song 'Revolution' at the same time you dislike the use that shoe company put it to: you can be fascinated by dinosaurs even though you can't stand the way badly cartooned renderings of them are goofily silkscreened onto beach towels… and the list goes on.

All we can do is hope that along with us and all of the other creators here at Mirage Studios, the majority of our readers have reached that point.

[duckapus]

A Collection of Quotes

Boopkins: Okay Buddy, you can go home now!

Lil Buddy: Meep! *waddles off screen and very audibly gets into a car and drives off*

SMG3: ...Is that their car?

Boopkins, completely unbothered: No.

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Pikachu: So tired of fake friends who refuse to leave me unsupervised in the presence of a catapult.

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Bob: Lily, cherish this time. Some day you'll wake up and say "who's that old woman in the mirror?" And then she'll punch you, and you'll say "that's not a mirror, that's an open window."

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Penta Knight, struggling to fight the Grand Doomer: Do something! Anything!

SMG6: *picks up a moderately sized rock and throws it. It hits Penta's mask*

Penta: Do something BETTER!

6: I could try calling it names!

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Shantae: You never dance?

Tulip: I'm told that I look like a marionette in a windstorm.

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Mario, about Yoshi: I once thought I had a friend. Then it turned out he was the single worst person I had ever met up to that point.

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Laharl: Hey, if you had to pick, which of your friends would you punch.

Sora: wh-none of you! You're my friends, I would never purposely hurt any of you unprovoked!

Laharl: It's Donald isn't it?

Sora: Yeah, but I don't know why.

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Random Music Dragon from who-knows-where: I like cats.

Nimbus: That's good!

Music Dragon: I like the way they taste!

SMG8: Oh, that's bad!

[nightsidewrestling]

D.U.D.E Bios: Pelageya Winter / Geia Lucifarian

The Gold-Digging Goddess Geia Lucifarian (2020)

The third of the seven sins, Geia uses her husband's wealth to fuel her greed, however her greed is mostly based on the American media she has observed through the years to fine tune her own American Dream. Geia knows all too well just how to get others to succumb to their greed, turning them into money and power hungry phantoms of their former selves.

"I'll marry anyone if they have enough money."

Name

Full Legal Name: Pelageya Naida Winter (Née Volkov)

First Name: Pelageya

Meaning: Russian form of 'Pelagia' which itself is the feminine form of 'Pelagius'. 'Pelagius' is the Latinized form of Greek 'Pelagios', Derived from 'Pelagos' meaning 'The sea'

Pronunciation: pi-lu-GEH-ya

Origin: Russian

Middle Name: Naida

Meaning: Possibly derived from Greek 'Naias', a type of water nymph in Greek Mythology

Pronunciation: NAY-da

Origin: Russian

Surname: Winter (Née Volkov)

Meaning: From Old English 'Winter' or Old High German 'Wintar' meaning 'Winter' (Volkov: Patronymic derived from Russian 'Volk' meaning 'Wolf')

Pronunciation: WIN-tar (vul-KOF)

Origin: English, German, Swedish (Russian)

Alias: The Gold-Digging Goddess, Geia Lucifarian

Reason: Pelageya has often been called a gold-digger and Damien chose her to represent Greed and gave her a new name when she joined the 'family'

Nicknames: Geia

Titles: Miss, Mrs

Characteristics

Age: 33

Gender: Female. She/Her Pronouns

Race: Human

Nationality: Russian

Ethnicity: White

Birth Date: March 18th 1987

Symbols: Frogs, the colour yellow

Sexuality: Straight

Religion: Russian Orthodox

Native Language: Russian

Spoken Languages: Russian, English, Spanish

Relationship Status: Married

Astrological Sign: Pisces

Theme Song: 'Opportunities (Let's Make Lots of Money)' - Pet Shop Boys (2007-2011), 'American Wasted' - New Medicine (2011-)

Voice Actor: Lena Katina

Geographical Characteristics

Birthplace: Bolgar, Spassky District, Republic of Tatarstan, Russia

Current Location: On the road / Asheville, North Carolina

Hometown: Spokane, Washington, USA

Appearance

Height: 5'5" / 165 cm

Weight: 145 lbs / 65 kg

Eye Colour: Brown

Hair Colour: Brown

Hair Dye: Half bleached blonde

Body Hair: N/A

Facial Hair: N/A

Tattoos: (As of Jan 2020) 7

Piercings: Ear Lobes (both)

Scars: None

Health and Fitness

Allergies: None

Alcoholic, Smoker, Drug User: Clean

Illnesses/Disorders: None

Medications: None

Any Specific Diet: None

Relationships

Allies: (As of Jan 2020) None

Enemies: (As of Jan 2020) None

Friends: Viola Nye, Bienvenida Marino, Kirby Rhydderch, Honey Di Napoli, Elinor Herbert, Saraid Grady-Sullivan, Gardenia Lum, Genesis Winter, Eithne O'Hannagan, Tydfil McFarland, Gwen McCracken, Branwen McCormick, Vanessa Rhydderch, Gethsemane Rhydderch, Ginger Rhydderch

Colleagues: The AEW locker rooms / Too many to list

Rivals: Alex Reynolds, Penta Oscuro, MJF, Scorpio Sky, Brandi Rhodes

Closest Confidant: Zinnia Turner

Mentor: Rudolf Volkov

Significant Other: Byron Winter (53, Husband)

Previous Partners: None of note

Parents: Rudolf Volkov (53, Father), Diana Volkov (54, Mother, Née Shvets)

Parents-In-Law: Rudyard Winter (73, Father-In-Law), Doris Winter (74, Mother-In-Law, Née Triggs)

Siblings: Ardalion Volkov (30, Brother), Matrona Volkov (27, Sister), Yaroslav Volkov (24, Brother), Klavdia Volkov (21, Sister), Wassily Volkov (18, Brother), Oxana Volkov (15, Sister)

Siblings-In-Law: Sabina Volkov (31, Ardalion's Wife, Née Melnik), Agatha Quincy (50, Byron's Sister, Née Winter), Arthur Quincy (51, Agatha's Husband), Russel Winter (47, Byron's Brother), Sorrel Winter (48, Russel's Wife, Née Everly), Dana Norton (44. Byron's Sister, Née Winter), Stephen Norton (45, Dana's Husband), Osbert Winter (41, Byron's Brother), Edith Winter (42, Osbert's Wife, Née Butler), Rochelle Knight (38, Byron's Sister, Née Winter), Lysander Knight (39, Rochelle's Husband), Isaac Winter (35, Byron's Brother), Lois Winter (36, Isaac's Wife, Née Yoxall), Spring Hopper (32, Byron's Sister, Née Winter), Anthony Hopper (33, Spring's Husband), Graham Winter (29, Byron's Brother), Alice Winter (26, Byron's Sister), Truman Winter (23, Byron's Brother), Helen Winter (20, Byron's Sister)

Nieces & Nephews: Feliks Volkov (10, Nephew), Nadine Vipond (30, Niece, Née Quincy), Joseph Vipond (31, Nadine's Husband), Ambrose Quincy (27, Nephew), Shirley Quincy (24, Niece), Bronte Quincy (21, Nephew), Emerald Quincy (18, Niece), Robert Quincy (15, Nephew), Tanya Quincy (12, Niece), Oscar Quincy (9, Nephew), Clara Quincy (6, Niece), Harold Quincy (3, Nephew), Emily Winter (27, Niece), Louis Winter (24, Nephew), Laura Winter (21, Niece), Ernest Winter (18, Nephew), Sinclair Winter (15, Niece), Alfred Winter (12, Nephew), Allison Winter (9, Niece), Charles Winter (6, Nephew), Octavia Winter (3, Niece), Ian Norton (24, Nephew), Shirlee Norton (21, Niece), Neil Norton (18, Nephew), Terry Norton (15, Niece), Henry Norton (12, Nephew), Amy Norton (9, Niece), Homer Norton (6, Nephew), Ardath Norton (3, Niece), Marcus Winter (21, Nephew), Louisa Winter (18, Niece), Ivan Winter (15, Nephew), Lydia Winter (12, Niece), Upton Winter (9, Nephew), Toni Winter (6, Niece), Aldous Winter (3, Nephew), Margaret Knight (18, Niece), Albert Knight (15, Nephew), Ethel Knight (12, Niece), Raymond Knight (9, Nephew), Ione Knight (6, Niece), Paul Knight (3, Nephew), Pearl Winter (15, Niece), Peter Winter (12, Nephew), Ayn Winter (9, Niece), Philip Winter (6, Nephew), Meredith Winter (3, Niece), Jacob Hopper (12, Nephew), Irish Hopper (9, Niece), Jonathan Hopper (6, Nephew), Mary Hopper (3, Niece)

Children: Nathan Winter (33, Stepson), Zinnia Turner (30, Stepdaughter, Née Winter), Laurence Winter (27, Stepson), Xanthia Winter (24, Stepdaughter), Joseph Winter (21, Stepson), Venetia Winter (18, Stepdaughter), Isaiah Winter (15, Stepson), Uliana Winter (12, Daughter), Emil Winter (9, Son)

Children-In-Law: Genesis Winter (34, Nathan's Wife, Née Rivers), Patrick Turner (31, Zinnia's Husband)

Grandkids: Quincy Winter (13, Step-Grandson), Hadley Winter (10, Step-Granddaughter), Bethany Turner (10, Step-Granddaughter)

Great Grandkids: None

Wrestling

Billed From: The Underworld

Trainer: C.R.C Wrestling School, Damien Lucifarian

Managers: Damien Lucifarian

Wrestlers Managed: None

Debut: 2007

Debut Match: Pelageya Golden VS Olwen Rhydderch. Geia won by pinfall

Retired: N/A

Retirement Match: N/A

Wrestling Style: Showman

Stables: The Lucifarians (2010-)

Teams: Post

Regular Moves: Diving Crossbody, Spinning Heel Kick, Springboard Dropkick, Springboard Plancha, Onehanded Bulldog, Missile Dropkick, Gold-Digger (Inverted Spinning Elbow Strike), Diamond Ring (Running Enzuigiri), Pin by Standing on Opponent

Finishers: Money Maker (Full Nelson Facebuster), Inheritance (Running Double-Knee Facebreaker)

Refers To Fans As: The Possessive, The Possessive Ones, The Greedy, The Greedy Ones

Extras

Backstory: Pelageya Winter (Neé Volkov) aka Geia. Geia has often been called Greedy for wanting more than what she has, but when you're raised in a poor, freezing part of Russia why wouldn't you want more? So she got herself more, a rich American husband who may or may not be a sketchy politician, plenty of stepchildren (The oldest, Nathan, is actually the same age as Geia), two kids of her own and starting in the 2010s (While yes, she debuted in 2007, she joined The Lucifarians in 2010), a fledgling career in wrestling as Damien's 'Greed'.

Trivia: Nothing of Note so far

[sithwitch13]

AEW Rampage 7/19/24

Look, the Conglomeration have named themselves, they are a thing

Aww happy Daddy Magic

Tomohiro Ishii is specifically built like those 2x Pimpy bullies.

Orange is my age (technically I'm about a week-ish older?) and dude still moves like a greased weasel.

"They're running a train on Matt Taven!" Thanks, Daddy Magic

Tomohiro Ishii's name is sometimes a recurring thought loop for me.

Nooo don't hurt Orange, he's already hurting emotionally

Oooh happy for the additional emotional weight for Death Before Dishonor, PROTECT YOUR LITTLE BUDDIES, MARK, THEY ARE YOUR CHICKS AND YOU ARE THEIR WEIRD-ASS HEN

Harley, have you angled yourself into that Knight sibling sandwich yet?

I know The Learning Tree is gonna beat The Outrunners but it would be cool if Dalton ran out to help his youngest men alive

My edible is kicking in and I briefly thought Suzuki was wearing a monokini

Yay Butcher! I'm always happy when Butcher, Blade, and Kip are around.

I am down to Conglomorate

If Mark Briscoe says there is no more United Kingdom, then I believe him

Am I crazy or is this Stormi Renee?

Oh lord apparently I missed Kris giving Stokely uppies

Ooh more lucha dude! Reveal tomorrow, okay. It's Aramis, right?

Whoo Lucha Bros vs Private Party

...I just thought Quen had kitty ears

"WHAT DO WE WANT AFTER THIS MATCH? SHOTS!"

Penta your tiddy seems to be chop-proof

Okay, dude's name is Hologram now

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AEW Fake Rankings, 4/30/2024

It's been a while since I've done one of these, so helpful reminder: This is nothing like AEW's official rankings, based on actual stats. I just go by which wrestlers a) are pushed/protected by the promotion, and/or b) get over with the audience. It's an inexact science, but that's only because it's not real.

Men's singles division - babyfaces

Jon Moxley (IWGP world heavyweight champion)

Swerve Strickland (AEW men's world champion)

Adam Copeland (AEW TNT champion)

Will Ospreay

Eddie Kingston (STRONG men's champion)

Claudio Castagnoli

Orange Cassidy

Mark Briscoe (ROH men's world champion)

Kyle O'Reilly

PAC

Men's singles division - heels

Samoa Joe

Kazuchika Okada (AEW continental champion)

Roderick Strong (AEW international champion)

Konosuke Takeshita

Chris Jericho (FTW champion)

Rush

Kyle Fletcher (ROH men's television champion)

Trent Beretta

Big Bill

Zak Knight*

Unranked: Alex Reynolds, Angelico, Angelo Parker, Anthony Ogogo, Billy Gunn, Bryan Keith, Christopher Daniels, Chuck Taylor, Daniel Garcia, Dustin Rhodes, Isiah Kassidy, Jay Lethal, Katsuyori Shibata, Komander (AAA cruiserweight champion), Lee Johnson, Matt Cardona*, Matt Sydal, Penta El Zero Miedo, Rey Fenix, Ricky Starks, Rob Van Dam*, Rocky Romero*, The Beast Mortos*, The Butcher

Jobbers: Christiano Argento*, CJ Esparza*, Encore Moore*, JD Drake*, London Lightning*, Martin Stone*, Trevor Blackwell*

* - Not listed on AEW's roster webpage

These (fake!) rankings seem to go along with the old adage that "the championship doesn't make the wrestler, the wrestler makes the championship." I'm confident Swerve Strickland will become a great world champion, but for now he's clearly still standing in the shadow of AEW's top act, Jon Moxley. "MMA math" would tell you that Mark Briscoe should outrank the man he just beat for the ROH title, but Eddie Kingston is clearly a hotter name and a bigger draw. Semantics suggest that the international title is more prestigious than the continental title, but that won't fool anyone into thinking Roderick Strong is a bigger deal than Kazuchika Okada.

The heel side is so weak that, after I heard Powerhouse Hobbs is injured, I had to stick Zak Knight in there to come up with ten. That will probably change as AEW regroups for the storylines heading into Double or Nothing. Strickland in particular needs a solid lineup of heels to beat over the next six months. So maybe it's just as well that Don Callis and Chris Jericho are recruiting...

Men's tag team division - babyfaces

FTR - Dax Harwood & Cash Wheeler

The Acclaimed - Max Caster & Anthony Bowens

Men's tag team division - heels

The Young Bucks - Matt Jackson & Nick Jackson (AEW tag team champions)

Matt Taven & Mike Bennett (ROH tag team champions)

Shane Taylor & Lee Moriarty

Grizzled Young Vets - James Drake* & Zack Gibson*

* - Not listed on AEW's roster webpage

It's wild to me that the list above is so sparse when AEW just finished a 10-team tournament for the AEW tag title. Some of those teams shifted into ROH or the trios division, others had one man go MIA, and some appear to be split up for good. I assume the plan for Double or Nothing is for the Acclaimed to refocus on two-on-two action and chase the Young Bucks, mostly because I don't see any other challengers on the horizon.

Men's trios division - babyfaces

Dante Martin & Darius Martin & Action Andretti

Men's trios division - heels

Jay White & Austin Gunn & Colten Gunn (AEW/ROH trios champions)

Malakai Black & Brody King & Buddy Matthews

Lance Archer & Vincent Marseglia & Bobby Dutch

The trios division really fell off during the whole "Bang Bang Scissor Gang" saga, when the Acclaimed & Billy Gunn and Bullet Club Gold were squashing every other trio until they met in a unification match. Now White's team has more belts than contenders, and the Acclaimed look to be moving on from the division. You'd think this would lead to a push for the only babyface trio left--Andretti & Top Flight--but I've been expecting that for months with nothing to show for it.

Women's singles division - babyfaces

Willow Nightingale (AEW TBS champion)

Thunder Rosa

Mina Shirakawa*

Leyla Hirsch

AZM*

Yuka Sakazaki

Trish Adora

Red Velvet

Lady Frost*

Women's singles division - heels

Toni Storm (AEW women's world champion)

Athena (ROH women's world champion)

Serena Deeb

Deonna Purrazzo

Mariah May

Skye Blue

Anna Jay

Emi Sakura

* - Not listed on AEW's roster webpage

I'm still not satisfied with the amount of coverage AEW television gives to the women, but I have to give them credit for keeping so many of them on TV at once. In the past month we've seen: 1) Willow, Kris Statlander, Julia Hart, Mercedes Mone, and Skye Blue feuding over the TBS title; 2) the Storm/May/Shirakawa love triangle; 3) the rising tensions between Rosa and Purrazzo; 4) Deeb finally going after the world title. Not to mention 5) the endless Ruby Soho/Saraya feud, which is apparently called on account of pregnancy but still counts! If you also include everything the women are doing in ROH, things are pretty lively, especially when you consider how much smaller the women's locker room is than the men's.

No televised AEW matches since March 30: Aaron Solo, Abadon, AR Fox, Ari Daivari, Bishop Kaun, Brian Cage, Diamante, Evil Uno, Griff Garrison, Hikaru Shida, Johnny TV, John Silver, Josh Woods, Kiera Hogan, Leila Grey, Mercedes Martinez, Nick Comoroto, Nyla Rose, Serpentico, Shawn Dean, Taya Valkyrie, Toa Liona, Tony Nese

Most of these wrestlers seem to be earmarked for Ring of Honor for the long term, forming the backbone of the brand. The ROH weekly shows are fine, and I can more or less squint and pretend it's a continuation of the old ROH. But realistically, it's just AEW Dark with a fresh coat of paint and a $9.99/month subscription fee.

No televised AEW or ROH matches since March 30: Brandon Cutler, Christian Cage, Colt Cabana, Danhausen, Jake Hager, Jeff Jarrett, Killswitch, Kip Sabian, Kris Statlander, Marq Quen, Nick Wayne, Preston Vance, Riho, Saraya, Satnam Singh

The big story here is the Patriarchy (Christian, Killswitch, and Nick Wayne). Cage has been off TV since Adam Copeland, uh, hit him in the nuts with a board covered in nails. Under the circumstances, it makes perfect sense that he'd stay home a good long time to sell the effects of that! Since the rest of the group is defined by their blind obedience to him, it figures that they're benched for as long as he is.

I'm more surprised that Jeff Jarrett's crew has laid low for a long time, but I'm not complaining. (Hope I haven't jinxed it!)

Danhausen's presence on AEW/ROH programming has been almost nonexistant for months, and I wish I knew why. I'm glad he's got the freedom to work indy shows while he's not being used, but that doesn't address why he's not being used in the first place. I have to figure one side or the other isn't happy and is just waiting for his contract to expire.

No televised AEW or ROH matches in 2024: Dralistico, Ethan Page, Harley Cameron, Jack Perry, Luther, Madison Rayne, Marina Shafir, Mark Sterling, Mercedes Mone, Michael Nakazawa, Mother Wayne, Paige Vanzant, Paul Wight, Penelope Ford, Peter Avalon, Prince Nana, Sonjay Dutt, Stokely Hathaway

I'm genuinely not even sure that Cameron, Luther, Rayne, Sterling, Nakazawa, Wight, Nana, Dutt, or Hathaway are supposed to be categorized as full-time active wrestlers. I'm very sure Mother Wayne isn't a wrestler at all, and Vanzant hasn't been around in years. Whoever maintains AEW's website should come up with a better way to organize this information.

Inactive

Adam Cole (left leg - ankle fracture)

Adam Page (personal leave)

Angel Ortiz (right shoulder - pectoralis tear)

Bandido (left arm - wrist fracture)

Britt Baker (unspecified injury)

Bryan Danielson (storyline - head/neck trauma)

Darby Allin (right foot/nose - fractures)

HOOK (storyline - hit in face with baseball bat)

Jamie Hayter (right shoulder - unspecified injury)

Julia Hart (unspecified injury)

Jeff Hardy (nose - fracture)

Juice Robinson (back - unspecified injury)

Keith Lee (unspecified injury)

Kenny Omega (diverticulitis)

Kota Ibushi (right ankle - multiple ligament tears)

Mark Davis (left arm - wrist fracture)

Miro (unspecified injury)

MJF* (left shoulder - labrum tear)

Powerhouse Hobbs (right knee - unspecified injury)

Ruby Soho (pregnancy)

Sammy Guevara (suspension)

Scorpio Sky (unspecified injury)

Tay Melo (maternity leave)

The Blade (back - herniated lumbar discs)

Wheeler Yuta (ROH pure champion; unspecified injury)

* - Not listed on AEW's roster webpage, but dude, c'mon

I think this is the longest list of inactive wrestlers I've ever compiled for one roster. Of course, Adam Cole has all but said he's medically cleared, and Danielson and Hook are working angles. Even so, there's a lot of injured wrestlers on that list.

This serves the talking point that AEW has an injury problem. But since we don't know the nature of many of these injuries, it's hard to say all of them are due to any particular behavior or recklessness in the ring that AEW can curtail. Some of these wrestlers are simply dealing with back problems that are slow to heal after years of trying to gut through it. Others are no doubt in situations where they'd like to avoid surgery, only to find out that it's unavoidable, so they've only prolonged their downtime.

To me this is why AEW's massive roster is a good thing. Although it works against talent that never seems to get room in the spotlight, it also means there are plenty of wrestlers available to fill spots when big names go down. I'm not saying I don't miss Britt Baker or Miro--I do--but I also never feel like their divisions are dead without them around to prop them up.

[forthedancingandthethriving]

Code Manifestations

Singularity

Status: Deactivated

Introduced here!

The original manifestation of code for SMG4 and SMG3. However, after receiving permission for a Factory Reset, it tried to keep its Guardians in the a reset state permanently as for maximum efficiency.

It was killed at the end of the Burden Arc by Lil Coding.

Lil Coding

Status: Active

Introduced here!

The manifestation of SMG4 and SMG3's code, he's the second Code Manifestation introduced, the first being Singularity. He was created/took over as the Code Manifestation was Singularity was killed the first time by Domain and Forum.

His primary form is a purple cat with a cloud-like appearance. His human form, while secondary, is his most used form.

Digi-blade (belongs to @duckapus )

Status: Active

Introduced here!

The manifestation of code for Penta Knight and SMG6. It's a huge polygonal bird that is a gentle giant and very curious, and it has a very particular, computer-like speech pattern.

Plurality

Status: Active

Introduced here!

A Code Manifestation created by the Creator, Database. She was made by Databse using the single floating command that was left behind by Singularity. However, she is her own person and doesn't know the basis of her creation.

While technically only just a manifestation of her own code, if need be, she could take over Lil Coding's job.

Mod the Code Turtle (belongs to Duckapus)

Status: Active

Introduced here!

A Code Manifestation meant to help regulate Avatar Mario's code, since it is.. a mess.