#penny the pineapple

[juliets-roller-derby-awesomeness]

you 👏 dont 👏 get 👏 a 👏 say 👏

leave. goodbye. kindly fuck off 🙃🙃

she has a step father that raised her more than you did, ask him shawn

ask her mom

don't ask anyone, it's 2012 ask her yourself, ask her close friends, ask her family she sees at christmas

i despise this man. he's literally still conning people why do we like him?

"the biggest con of all was on your own daughter"

"i was never embarrassed, just disappointed" no girlfriend you were embarrassed. 30 minutes ago you told shawn not to go looking for him bc he "isn't very presentable"

[crowrelli]

im having a really really really bad day so send me doodle requests so i can stop crying <3 <3

[hissenkitten]

The reason there's a wildfire in Canada and the US is because the gates of hell opened wide to recieve Pat Robertson.

[snapscube]

your food allergy and trigger metaphor is incredibly apt not just from your perspective but also from mine because it made me realize that the emotion when I'm told a lemonade has pineapple in it is the same emotion as when a comedy show has an incredibly upsetting murder in the first episode. and that emotion is ".................. why?" But yes. I do agree with you that ppl should assume you're smart enough to know that the japanese detective game from 2000 might have triggers in it. It's like when ppl tell me not to drink something with the word TROPICAL on it in neon. Like yeah thanks I knew that from the everything about it.

LOL yeah like, I enjoy going into games I play completely blind. But completely blind does not equal "completely without context" yknow? Like I am absolutely capable of formulating my own expectations towards something I'm about to experience just based off of either the meta info about that series (release date, studio, target audience, etc) or even just cultural osmosis. And even more importantly, I am also very capable of processing when a piece of media DEFIES those meta expectations, positively or negatively! In fact, some might say that I actually really value the experience of determining why something might put me through that experience at all and that's not something I can fully determine for myself if I'm going in with colored expectations haha.

And like... in my case specifically it's a little bit of bonus frustration cause I straight up like... don't really have triggers when I watch/play/read/etc something? Literally I can think of ONE experience off the top of my head as an adult where I had to go out of my way to pause something I was watching because it triggered an anxiety attack. It was Midnight Mass, and I still came out the other side of that experience LOVING it. Plus, it was literally such a specific and nuanced thing I don't think anyone would have even thought to warn me about LOL like I'm not getting any messages that say "hey penny just so you know this show you're about to watch has a moment that depicts a very particular form of hysteria in the middle of a church building that calls back to a few specific memories you have of your Pentecostal upbringing"

Anyway all this to say... I'M GOOD! You are correct. I do not think that media falls out of a coconut tree.

[pwlanier]

AMERICAN FOLK ART PENNY RUGS / TABLE MATS, LOT OF THREE, hand-stitched, each having applied pennies, comprising a square-form mat with chamfered corners and attached fringe/appendages along edges, center featuring four pineapple motifs; a rectangular-form example with three star motifs; and an ellipse-shaped example having leaf vine border, reverse with stitched "Joni" signature. 20th century.

Jeffrey Evans

[abardnamedreginald]

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[sirenjose]

Analysis of the Food/Diet of the Lower Class in the Victorian era

(It was a bit tricky for me to find sufficiently detailed answers about the time and group I was looking for, as I wanted a bit more than the basics. Apologies for any mistakes)

Bread was a staple of the lower-class diet, such as wholemeal, rye bread, unleavened bread (like oatcakes), etc.. For the poor, it was often made of cheap-quality flour and likely denser than modern bread.

These could be supplemented with whatever vegetables that were cheapest as well as locally available at that time of year. Onions were among the cheapest (half penny for a dozen, cheaper if they were bruised) and available all year. They were more expensive in late spring, at which point they could be substituted by leeks. Watercress was another cheap staple (halfpenny for 4 bunches from April to January/February) and were regularly eaten at breakfast. Cabbage was cheap and easily available, along with broccoli, with lettuce and radishes available in summer. Carrots and turnips were inexpensive staples, especially in winter, and they along with cabbage were often used in stews and soups.

As for fruit, apples were the cheapest and most commonly available (from August to May). Cherries were also fairly cheap (from May to July). Pears, blackberries, and plums were available throughout autumn. Then there were gooseberries, plums and greengages (in late September), raspberries, and strawberries. Not all fruits were affordable, like oranges, which were imported from Spain in winter but were expensive and often given as gifts, and pineapples, which were a sign of wealth.

Potatoes were another staple and were prepared in various ways, including boiled, mashed, roasted, or fried. They grew well in Britain’s mild weather, making them easy to produce and sell, meaning they were cheap and thus became a frequent meal.

In terms of meat, the lower class ate it infrequently, maybe once a week, with the worst off even less often. Pork was 1 of the most common types of meat, when it could be afforded.

As a result, the poor made the most of it (using and eating every part of it). For example, a cook would boil a piece of beef or mutton with vegetables one day (probably Sunday, the only day many people had off from work), then return to the boiling pot the next day and skim the fat off from the top to be used for frying or pie crusts. Then he or she could set the liquid back to boiling, adding a stingy amount of oatmeal (one recipe recommends a tablespoon of oatmeal for every pint of liquid) to produce another nourishing meal from the broth. Recipes call it a pot liquor soup; we’d more likely call it gruel.

Gruel, made by boiling grains, like oats, rice, or barley, in water or milk, was a common food option for the poor as it required minimal ingredients and was easy to prepare. It often served as a breakfast or basic meal.

Porridge refers to a thicker and more substantial version of cooked grains, usually oats, in water or milk. It was typically cooked for a longer amount of time, resulting in a creamier and heartier consistency. It was also a popular breakfast choice due to it being nutritious and filling.

They tended to buy cuts and trimmings of meat no one else wanted, which were referred to as “block ornaments”. Examples included sheep’s organs, shanks, gristly bits, and heads. Most of these cuts were tough or didn’t have much meat on them, but they could produce a filling broth. Tripe (lining of stomach of animals like cattle, sheep, and pig), liver, meat on the bone (shin or cheek), and offal (aka organ meats like brains, hearts, sweetbreads, liver, kidneys, lungs, and intestines) were also cheap.

Chicken was rare, as the birds were kept for eggs, and usually not eaten unless the bird stopped laying eggs.

Later in the Victorian era, bacon became a popular choice at breakfast (alongside kippers aka a type of fish made from herring, eggs, and porridge).

Drippings was another common part of the lower class diet. Drippings refer to the fat that is collected as a result of cooking meat. When meat, such as beef, pork, or poultry, is roasted or grilled, the fat present in the meat melts and drips down into the pan or tray. This fat is then collected and saved, typically in a container or jar, for later use. They add flavor and richness to dishes and are commonly used for making gravies, sauces, or to enhance the flavor of roasted vegetables, as a few examples.

Since meat was a luxury, the lower class tended to go for cheaper proteins, like eggs and legumes.

Many East End homes kept hens in their backyards, with a couple hens able to produce up to a dozen eggs per home per week. Hard cheeses like cheddar was produced countrywide and so available all year round, meaning it was able to enter the diet of the lower class. It was a good protein, kept well, and even stale it could be eaten toasted with bread.

Regarding legumes (ex: beans, peas, peanuts, lentils, etc…), they were a cost-effective source of protein, fiber, and nutrients. Dried legumes were more affordable and available all year round. Beans (good from July to September) were a staple for many lower class, often cooked in stews, soups, or baked dishes. Peas (affordable from June to July) and lentils were also commonly consumed.

In terms of drinks, tea was very common. It became more affordable with the help of increased trade, improved transportation, and advancements in production methods. The poor drank tea that tended to be weaker, as they reused the tea leaves several times before disposing of them. Black tea was common, the most popular being those imported from countries like China and India.

Milk was widely consumed but not usually in large quantities, due to cost and adulteration fears (aka fear of contamination). Beer was also common (made with low alcohol content so you didn’t get drunk), even for women and older children, as water wasn’t safe to drink back them (easily contaminated, but the brewing process killed off the germs). Coffee was another option, but it tended to be more expensive than tea, beer, or milk.

Sugar became cheaper at least after 1874, but still tended to be relatively expensive, especially for those on lower incomes. Thus it remained more of a luxury item and consumed in mostly smaller quantities or for special occasions.

Butter, like sugar, would’ve also been considered a relatively expensive item, and thus not as widely consumed. Instead, they used cheaper options of fat, like lard and dripping.

Nuts were another slightly more expensive item. But there were some options if a poorer individual could afford them. Chestnuts were the most common (favorite street snack in chestnut season, running from September to January). There were also filberts and hazelnuts (available from October to May) and walnuts (seasonal). Imported almonds and brazil nuts were more expensive, but commonly consumed around Christmas as a “treat”.

Even if they could afford things like sugar, butter, or nuts, the lower class likely would’ve typically used their income on more basic necessities and things they needed for their job or life.

Individuals were paid on Saturday, and that plus the absence of refrigeration affected the weekly menu. It’s possible the lower class at least may have possessed basic cooking utensils, like a skillet, pot, or kettle. The ‘best’ and relatively most expensive meals were taken on Saturday evening and Sunday, though the poorest would often buy food at the end of Saturday trading, at the cheapest possible prices. Menu choices became cheaper through the week: purchases of food would diminish in quantity as the food budget shrank, and meat would often only be purchased once a week, though vegetables and fruit were usually purchased and consumed on a daily basis.

The very poor might purchase cheaper older fruits, vegetables, and meat on the verge of edibility, though this didn’t really diminish the nutrients in them much.

The lack of refrigeration facilities meant that meats eaten hot on any one day were almost inevitably consumed (cold) on the second day. Any more leftovers were, due to incipient spoilage, curried or hashed on the third day. Spices and the higher heat involved in frying the hash would disguise any taint to the meat and lessen the chances of food poisoning.

Men worked on average 9–10 hours per day for 5.5-6 days a week, giving a range from 50–60 hours of physical activity per week. Factoring in the walk to and from work increases the range of total hours of work-related physical activity up to 55–70 hours per week. They likely required around 5000 calories a day.

The daily wage for poor miners back then may have been around 3-4 shillings, with the weekly wage then around 18-24 shillings. In dollars, 3-4 shillings was likely around $1. In today’s money, 3-4 shillings a day may be around £4 to £5 or $5 to $6.

[juliets-roller-derby-awesomeness]

that's such a fucking dangerous message to give.

oh yeah do exactly the opposite of what your girlfriend wants and betray her trust several times, assume you know better than her what she needs and make her feel like the whole world is against her, but it turns out her dad wasn't a total deadbeat, he was actually there for all your important life events, not that it mattered because he never congratulated you or said jack shit about it for 20 years, everything is great

oh yeah and he also constantly told me he was turning over a new leaf only to be right back at it again and again, and the most recent time he literally jeopardized my safety and my job, but whatever, water under the bridge am i right? at least he was lurking in a corner when i graduated from police academy

[steddieas-shegoes]

wound up

for @steddielovemonth prompt ‘love is helping them unwind’

rated m | 930 words | cw: suggestive language, dirty talk | tags: massages, fluff, established relationship

💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓

“How are these knots so bad, sweetheart?” Eddie asked as he rubbed at Steve’s shoulders in the shower.

Steve grunted in response.

His eyes were closed and he was leaning more and more towards the wall in front of him. Eddie gently guided him back until he was leaning against Eddie’s chest.

“You haven’t been sleeping well, have you?” He asked softly, already knowing the answer.

Steve shook his head once before letting it fall back on his shoulder.

“You need me to help?”

“Mm.”

Eddie smiled against Steve’s shoulder, kissed his fourth favorite freckle, and reached behind him to turn off the water.

Steve groaned, like he didn’t want to get out, but he knew he had to. Eddie was strong and could definitely carry him, but then he wouldn’t be able to dry him off properly and Steve hated getting in bed with damp skin.

Eddie set a towel down on the toilet lid so Steve could sit while he patted his skin dry, leaving kisses at his third and eighth favorite freckles.

Steve’s eyes stayed closed for most of it, only fluttering open when Eddie paused to grab a different towel for his hair.

“Alright, Stevie. Let’s get you into bed.”

Steve moved surprisingly quickly, though Eddie knew it was probably because he knew the sooner he got in bed, the sooner he’d have Eddie’s hands on him and he could fall asleep.

He fell on his stomach, squirming into the middle of their bed, face buried into Eddie’s pillow.

Eddie couldn’t help but laugh at him, at how adorable he was when he was this tired. He hated that he hadn’t been sleeping much, but having a pliant Steve was almost worth it.

Eddie opened the bedside drawer and pulled out the massage oil they’d splurged on last time they went to the store. It was $20 for a bottle, but it smelled like pineapples and coconut and made Steve turn into a puddle. It was worth every penny.

He settled on Steve’s thighs, gently pressing his thumbs into the dimples at the bottom of Steve’s spine.

“You wanna tell me what’s got you so stressed?” Eddie asked as he poured some oil into his palm and rubbed his hands together.

“Work. School.” Steve turned his head and opened his eyes. “Not getting to fall asleep with you every night.”

Eddie had been stuck on the late shift for a while, which brought in more money, but meant he didn’t usually get home until almost midnight. Luckily, his last late shift was tomorrow, and they could go back to having dinner together, going to bed together, just existing together.

“You can tonight,” Eddie said as he started rubbing the oil across his back and shoulders, making sure everywhere was covered. “And after tomorrow, I won’t be on late shift anymore except for emergencies. You’ll have my undivided attention every night, sweetheart.”

“Mm,” Steve hummed. He was relaxing, his muscle unclenching slowly as Eddie’s hands worked across every major muscle group.

“You always turn to jelly like this. Love seeing you give it all up for me,” Eddie leaned down to kiss the back of his head before resuming his work. “You’re so beautiful when you let go.”

Steve was always beautiful, but when his body sank into the sheets, at the mercy of Eddie’s fingers, he became almost ethereal. Something about the way his trust was a physical presence in their bed during these moments made Eddie feel superhuman.

His fingertips dug into his side, just on the right side of rough. Steve let out a moan, bottom lip red from biting it.

If he turned over, Eddie would see how hard he was.

But this wasn’t about that tonight, neither of them needed the release of an orgasm, just the release of tension. Steve would fall asleep in the next few minutes, Eddie would get up to wash his hands before falling into bed next to him to join him in sleep.

Every moment that Eddie’s fingers glided over Steve’s skin felt precious, took him closer to the dreams he deserved to have instead of the nightmares he’d been waking from.

Steve let out small moans as Eddie pressed harder into his lower back and hips, but he didn’t move more than a few heavier breaths.

“Wound so tight, love. You can rest now. I got you,” Eddie whispered.

He gentled his touch, gliding over his skin with just enough pressure not to tickle. He watched as Steve’s mouth parted and his breathing slowed.

“That’s it, that’s my boy.”

Eddie didn’t move off of him for a minute, didn’t want to startle him awake, but he reached for a towel to wipe his hands. It didn’t get rid of the greasy residue completely, but it helped.

He watched Steve’s back lift and fall as he breathed, watched his fingers twitch against the pillow by his head as he sunk further into sleep.

Eddie slowly got off of him, covering him up with the blanket quickly so he wouldn’t get cold. He rushed to wash his hands, tried to dry his hair a bit more, and then slid his boxers on.

He got into bed slowly, getting into position for Steve to inevitably curl up into his side, hand over his heart.

He watched Steve stay relaxed for maybe the first time in weeks, no crease in his forehead from nightmares, no aches from scars long-healed.

If he had to give Steve a massage every night for him to be this content, this happy, he would.

[praedictas]

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[ilikereadings]

A day on the water

Summary: Penny and Maverick invite you and Bradley for a day out on their boat

Warnings: just pure sweetness and fluff, nothing dirty, water/big bodies of water, use of Y/N

Words: 1.3k

Note: this is my first time writing anything, if there is anything I can improve please let me know! Hope you enjoy :)

❗️I wrote this all myself please don’t repost❗️

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Work for Bradley had been more on the heavy side this week, so when Penny and Maverick had invited you and Rooster on a day out on the water on Penny’s sail boat, he was quick to accept the invitation. When Bradley had told you about your plans for Sunday with Penny and Mav, you were more than thrilled.

Saturday night you and Bradley had a night in, watching your favourite movies and just embracing each other to decompress after a long week of work. Then Sunday rolled around and you were so excited to get to spend a day on the water with Maverick, Penny, and especially, Bradley. Although you and Bradley were in no rush, you packed everything up for the day an hour and a half before you left.

Around 12:30 you and Bradley got to the dock where Penny and Mav were. You were wearing your bathing suit and one of Bradley’s shirts, which was so big on you it went down half your thighs. Rooster was wearing his swim trunks which were pineapple print, and one of his dads old Hawaiian button up shirts. When you got on the boat, Penny greeted you with a hug while Maverick gave you a warm hearted smile.

You talk to Penny as Bradley heads over to Mav to talk to him. “Oh my gosh Penny, you look great! Thank you for inviting us!” You start the conversation. “It’s no problem really, Pete was telling me that Bradley was having a tough week at work and we haven’t seen you in a while, so I thought we should make it a double date!”

After a little chit chat, the boys untie the boat from the dock, and you all take off. Penny had put on a mixed playlist and ‘Dreams’ by Fleetwood Mac started playing. You smiled contently as you made your way to sit down on one of the benches. When you were seated, you took your shirt off and grabbed the sunscreen from your bag. As you started to apply the sunscreen Bradley had started making his was to you. You had decided to wear a simple but cute blue bathing suit, showing a little cleavage, but not too much because you wanted to be more modest than some of the other bathing suits only Bradley gets to see. You look up at him with a sweet smile and he leans down to you to whisper “You look good y’know?” His face changing to a more lustful look. You smile even bigger and hit him playfully on the arm and quietly scold him. “Bradley Bradshaw! We are here to spend time with our friends, get your mind out of the gutter!” Bradley starts laughing which makes you start laughing as well. Both of you calm down, and Bradley offers to put sunscreen on your back.

The four of you collectively agree to stop for a bit in the middle of the water to relax for a while. “Y/N, wanna come help me get lunch ready?” Penny asks, once the boat is anchored down. “Of course! Be right there!” You reply. Turning and kissing Bradley on the cheek before getting up to help. You only take a few steps away before Bradley shouts out “Lookin’ good honey!” You turned and gawked at him, your face flushed, Bradley and Maverick trying to hold in their laughs at your expression. You continue on to help Penny get the food out of the containers and onto some paper plates to eat.

After you all had ate, everyone was just relaxing, listening to music, watching the ocean, and talking a bit more. That’s when ‘Great Balls of Fire’ by Jerry Lee Lewis came on and you just had to get up and dance with Bradley. So, you stood up and grabbed him by the hands pulling him off the bench and into an open space of the boat. You of course knew the meaning of this song to him and Mav, but you also loved this song and wanted to dance. As you and Bradley danced to the song, the four of you sang along and laughed throughout. During the verse,

“Kiss me baby.. Mmmm feels good”

Both Pete and Bradley kissed their girls tenderly on the cheek. As the song ended, Bradley wrapped you up in his arms and spun you around with a smile big enough it was making the corners of his eyes crinkle. When he set you down, you wrapped you hand around his waist, lean up on your tip toes and connect your lips to Bradley with pure love. You took it all in as he sweetly kissed you back, but then you feels his hands creep up you sides.. and he starts tickling you. You burst out laughing and pull away from him, trying to pry his hands off of you. While Bradley continues to tickle you, he lifts you up and walks to the edge of the boat. You quickly catch on to what he’s doing and start playfully hitting him saying things such as “Don’t you dare Bradshaw!” And “I’ll get you back you Rooster!” And finally.. Bradley drops you off the side of the boat, but before you fell too far you grabbed him and pulled him in with you. You both fell into the water giggling and soaked. While Bradley swam over to you, Penney and Mav came to the edge of the boat to make sure you were okay. The only confirmation they needed was hearing your love filled laughs. When Bradley swam over to you he pulled you in, kissing the top of your head and giving Mav a thumbs up. You turned to Rooster and tried to look mad at him, but the more you looked into those brown puppy dog like eyes, your face lightened and you pulled him in for another sweet kiss on the lips. Tasting the salt water on his lips, you moved yours hands to the bottom of his hair on his neck. Then you heard someone say from the boat “Get a room will y’a?!”, you and Bradley separate and looks up to see Penny hitting Pete on the arm while Maverick was chuckling to himself. Just to show Mav, you quickly threw yourself onto Bradley, jokingly sloppily kissing his face and shoving the both of you underwater. When you came back up you swam to the ladder and got back on the boat while teasing Maverick by saying “That good enough for you?” Maverick just shakes his head and laughs at the two of you looking like wet dogs. Bradley notices how you start to shiver a little, he slowly slides his arm around your shoulders and guides you to the bench you were on before and sits you there. He goes into the bag you had packed nice and early this morning and got the towels out. He wrapped your towel around your shoulders and his around his hips. Bradley sits down next to you and once again puts his arm around you and starts rubbing your arm and bringing you in closer to him to try and warm you up. A little smile creeps up onto your face as you snuggle into his side and rest your head on his shoulder. You look over to Maverick who also has his arm draped over Penny’s shoulder, he smiles widely at you. “You don’t know how happy it makes me seeing you two together. You remind me so much of Carole and Goose. The way Rooster cares for you, Y/N and how you guys goof around together. It makes me miss your parents Rooster, but it makes me feel like they’re still here, their spirits in you two.” Maverick admits. You couldn’t help the happy tear that fell down your cheek onto Bradley’s shoulder. Bradley looked at you, then kissed your forehead. “I love you so much Y/N/N” Bradley says to you. “I love you too Bradley” you say back with the sweetest smile and a peaceful look in your eyes.

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Thank you for reading!! If you have any suggestions for change or improvements let me know! I hope you enjoyed!

[tiny-trilobite-toys]

Went to the thrift store and bought a bunch of those toy bags

Real happy with my haul!

Gonna start doing this thing where I post a list of things I got in a haul under the cut

Top Row:

Yeti from Monsters Inc (Hasbro figure set 2001)

Alien from Toy Story (Can not find any information about year or collection)

Tigger from Winnie the Pooh (McDonalds Disney home video masterpiece collection 1996)

Elmer Fudd from Looney Tunes (Arby’s Looney Tunes kids meal set 1988)

Hanzo from Overwatch w/o base (Blizzard Cute but Deadly 2017)

Reaper from Overwatch w/o base (Blizzard Cute but Deadly 2017)

Second Row:

Tigress from Kung Fu Panda (McDonalds Dreamworks All-Stars 2022)

Mini Slumber Party Yasmin (Mini Bratz 2023)

Khalil the caterpillar as Jonah from Veggietales (2002)

Lost Kitties Snoopz (Lost Kitties Kit-twins series 2 2019)

Little gnome dude (1990s Kinder Egg toy)

Rockhopper from Club Penguin (Sometime around 2010)

Third Row (the Shopkins row):

Cookie Nut (Season Four 2014)

Caramel Topping (Season Six 2016)

Penny Wishing Well (Season Five 2016)

Happy Places Key Holder (Grand Mansion playset 2017)

Grace Baseball Bat (Season Five Super Shopper Pack edition 2016)

Veronica Vase (Season Five 2016)

Gracie Birthday Cake (Season Seven 2017)

Happy Places Umbrella Stand (Grand Mansion playset 2017)

Choc Chips (Season Six 2016)

Mintee (Season Four Glitzi Collector’s Case 2015)

Jilly Jam Roll (Season Five Super Shopper Pack edition 2016)

Tammy Tambourine (Season Five Super Shopper Pack edition 2016)

Fourth Row (Trash Pack Row):

Rotten Roll in Yellow (Series Three 2012)

Saver Krout in White (Series Five 2013)

Dung Bug in Purple (Gross Ghosts Series Two 2013)

Trashteroid in Green (Gross Ghosts Series Two 2013)

Grotty Fruity in Green (Gross Ghosts Series Two 2013)

Trash Top in Purple (Series Five 2013)

Skabby Shark in Light Blue (Series Three 2012)

Garbage Goat in Brown (Series Three 2012)

Sudz in Orange(Gross Ghosts Series Two 2013)

Burny in Green (Gross Ghosts Series Two 2013)

Burny in Purple (Gross Ghosts Series Two 2013)

Slime Python in Red (Series Three 2012)

Slime Python in Purple (Series Three 2012)

Cruddy Kebab in Lime (Series Three 2012)

Football Virus in Light Green (Series 7 2014)

Grot Pot in Yellow (Series Three 2012)

Fifth Row (Trash Wheels Row):

Beetle in Yellow (Series One 2013)

Fast Flea in Yellow (Series One 2013)

Muck Monster in Green (Series One 2013)

Last Row (Grossery Gang Row):

Rotting Toothpaste in Blue (Series One 2016)

Sour Milk in Blue (Series One 2016)

Fungus Fries in Purple (Series One 2016)

Stale Muffin in Blue (Series One 2016)

Sour Pineapple in Orange (Series One 2016)

[zexalisreallylovingtawog]

guys my bro had the best idea

So you know how in that one episode where Darwin kisses penny in gumballs dream? And gumball tells half horse Richard that he'll give him the pineapple on his desk in the year 2025?

My bro told me that it'd be great if in the movie(if it comes out this year) or season 7 should have a gag or something where gumball gives Richard that pineapple.

[mysteryverse6]

So, well here are all the crossover ship pairs, at first I wanted to release on February 14th but some problems happened, and now enjoy the crossover ship

Dexter X Blossom - DexBloss (The Powerpuff Girls/Dexter's

Kris Dremurr X Alice Golder - Aris ((So by the way this is a semi original oc character because she is from a fandom like wonderland or undertale patience alice so don't judge me) deltarune/ undertale patience Alice/wonderland)

Dib Membrane X Mandy - ManDib (Invader Zim/The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy)

Mabel Pines X Gus Potter - Gusbel (gravity falls/the owl house)

Penny X Rockman - PennRock (rwby/ megaman secret level)

Buttercup X Gaz Membrane - ButterGaz (Powerpuff girls/invader Zim)

Bubbles X Mac (Powerpuff girls/ Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends)

Dipper Pines X Anna boonchuy - AnDip and DipAnna (gravity falls/amphibia)

Lydia Deetz X Norman Babcock - Nordia (Beetlejuice/paranormal)

Luan Loud X Neil Downe - LuNeil (The Loud House/paranormal)

Irwin Dracula X Candy Chiu - Canwin (the grim adventures of Billy and Mandy/gravity falls)

Ford Pines X Adeline Xiao Long(Mother Taiyang Xiao Long and Grandmother Ruby and Yang, and also based on Adeline Marck) - Fordel (gravity falls/rwby)

Berdly X Kelly - Berlly (deltarune/star vs the forces of evil star)

Lisa Loud X Valentino - Litino (the loud house/ Viktor and Valentino)

Seiko Ayase X Stan Pines - SeiStan (dandadan/gravity falls)

(so sorry that I didn't look at the age I'll say right away this won't happen again about the pineapple and Lucy it's a thorn that's excluded)

Papyrus X Leni Loud - Lenyrus (deltarune/the loud house)

Well, if something is wrong, tell me and I will answer.

[pennys-olive-man]

WASSUP, I'M OLIVER!!

ABOUT ME

Legal name Oliver Wood but close friends can call me Ollie

21 years old

Bodyguard for the one and only Penelope Clearwater

Possible AuDHD haver but in any case I'm bad at emotions so if you need something from me you need to either tell Penny or tell me directly and clearly to my face what you need

Any pronouns but people default he/him

Single bajingle (no Rita I don't have a secret lover)

Demipanpoly

Professional Penelope Clearwater and Cho Chang fangirl

(I'm the original fangirl fight me)

Professional Marcus Flint hater

(but the man's decent at his job when he's not being a weenie. pls don't bully him only me and penny can do that because we do it with love. he's a sensitive boy!! trust me)

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Likes: Sunlight, green grass, being outside, my friends, leafy greens, pineapples, cucumbers, apricots, really any fruits or vegetables that taste good, dogs, and singing

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Dislikes: Overcast days, cold, overly sweet or bitter foods, the dark thoughts in my head that keep me up at night when nobody is there, and wet socks

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MY PEOPLE

Penny, I shall guard her with my life: @penelope-clearwater-official

Percy, Penny's bf: @percy-not-weasley-official

Audrey Xu, scary lady but we love her: @4udreyyyyyyy

Marcus Flint, booooooo:

Cho, she's cool af: @theoneandonlycho

Cedric Diggory, yoooooooo: @cedr1c-d1ggory

Roger Davies, my boy fr:

Rita, reporter lady :/ @the-quill-news

ooc: my main is @birdiebirdjay, dm the lovely @percyweasleyapologist to join!

[shewhoworshipscarlin]

Barbados pineapple penny, 1788.