#penis pump soldiers

[satellitecock]

"Thailand Sprite" - Haiku!

barfing my kratom...

10 grams of piracetam...

MY DICK OSCILLATES.

[foreskin-mafia]

hello I am willing to join the catholic jelq organisation, but I am a trans man. am I allowed?

Jelqsters of all sizes and shapes are welcome in our humble barracks. Stay strong soldier.

[steaksex]

I wanna statt T but like only for the bottlm growth

man like idk i like want less curves but not all of em gone and i want bottom growth without the receding hair line and like facial hair but only a good moustache, n like hyperfemme but alsl v masc facial features??? no idea how I'd achieve this

being genderfluid sucks sb like yea i wanna start T but i also don't wanna b full on masc?? like an odd mix of hypermasc and hyperfemme but idk how that'd work on T

sorry i jus wanna be a cool pretty boygirl with a deep voice but huge tits and ass but also a dick to grind all over someone's cunt jeez

REAL AS HELL!!!! i personally got my bottom growth pretty fast in the process, i haven't growm facial hair and my hairlines intact (theres stuff you can do to prevent baldness too! Rogaine my girlfriend rogaine) and most of my curved are still in place. Ive been on T-gel for 2 years (well, 1yr 11 months yanno) but my dicks like an inch long.

Best i can tell you is to look at the men in your family, because those are the genes you got (unless yoire adopted i cant speak on that) and maybe see about a little bit of T for the fun of it

[arcadia-smith]

Summary: You and Bucky are kinda together, yet he is scared to let you too close, so you have to take matters into your own hands.

TW: 18+, blowjob.

Word count: 800

Breaking down Bucky’s defenses was like trying to breach a fortress carved into stone. He’d built his walls high, refusing to let anyone scale them. But somehow, you found the cracks, slipping through in ways he couldn’t explain.

Still, every step closer felt like dancing on a knife’s edge. For every moment of progress, fear would pull him back. The ex-Winter Soldier was haunted by the shadows of his past.

Control was his armor, and the thought of losing it terrified him—especially around you. Intimacy was a surrender he wasn’t ready to risk, not when the ghost of the killer he’d been still lingered, buried but not forgotten.

The day had been long, weariness hanging between you like an unspoken truce. As you moved around the kitchen, a thought sparked in your mind, simple yet bold.

Quietly, you made your way to the bathroom. Steam curled under the doorframe, and when you stepped inside, you found Bucky standing under the cascade of water.

He heard you before he saw you, his heightened senses catching the shift in the air. Glancing over his shoulder, he raised an eyebrow, questioning your approach without a word.

Your gaze traced the contours of his body, the water streaming over his sculpted form like liquid silver. Slowly, you stepped closer, pausing just outside the shower. Then, with deliberate grace, you slid your arms over his chest, feeling the tension ripple beneath your touch.

Without breaking eye contact, you sank to your knees before him, the cool tile beneath you a sharp contrast to the warmth radiating from his skin. The steam swirled around you, cloaking the moment in a haze of intimacy and vulnerability, the unspoken weight of the past lingering between you both.

Your gaze locked onto his impressive lenght as you licked your lips.

Reaching out, you wrapped your fingers around the base of his cock, giving it a gentle squeeze. The velvety smooth skin slid easily against your palm as you began to stroke him, working your way up to the swollen head.

Leaning forward, you flicked your tongue across the tip, savoring the salty tang of his pre-cum. Then, with a sultry moan, you engulfed him in the warmth of your mouth, taking him deep.

Instinctively Bucky tangled his fingers into your hair. For a brief second he closed his eyes, head tilting back as he rocked his hips into your mouth.

Your mouth was pure bliss, hot and slick, and Bucky could feel himself teetering on the edge of release, he felt himself lose control.

With a grunt, Bucky pulled back, his dick popping free of your mouth with a lewd suction sound. He looked down at you, his chest heaving, eyes burning with... desire, perhaps.

You gazed up at Bucky through heavy-lidded eyes. A string of saliva connected your parted lips to the tip of his still-throbbing cock, glistening in the dim light of the bathroom.

"Bucky..." You whispered.

Without waiting for permission, you leaned in again, your tongue darting out to lap at the weeping slit of his penis. You savored the taste of him, coating your mouth with his essence before swirling your tongue around the head in a lewd circle.

Looking up at Bucky, you took him back into your mouth, this time using your hand to pump his shaft in tandem with your eager suckling.

Bucky's control shattered as you resumed your oral assault, your talented mouth and hand working in perfect harmony to drive him wild. His grip on your hair tightened as he struggled to maintain his balance amidst the overwhelming sensations.

"Fuuuck..!" he groaned, his voice echoing off the tiled walls. "You're going to make me cum in your mouth if you keep that up.."

But even as he spoke, Bucky couldn't bring himself to pull away. The feeling of your lips and tongue worshiping his cock was too intense, too exquisite. He was powerless to resist the tide of pleasure crashing over him.

With a guttural cry, Bucky surrendered to the inevitable, his body tensing as he reached his climax.

As Bucky's orgasm hit, you felt his cock pulse and throb against your tongue, flooding your mouth with his hot, sticky release. You swallowed greedily, relishing the taste and texture of his essence as it coated your throat.

Through it all, you maintained eye contact with Bucky, drinking in the raw emotion etched on his face - the rapture, the relief, the unbridled satisfaction. It filled you with a sense of power and connection, knowing you had the ability to reduce this strong, imposing man to such a state of vulnerability.

Finally, as the last spasms subsided, you released his softening member from your mouth with a gentle pop. Licking your lips clean.

[fandomfluffandfuck]

"The Pump Up" by fandomfluffandfuck

Rating: Explicit

Relationship: James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rigers

Tags: Dom Bucky Barnes, Sub Steve Rogers, Dom/sub, BDSM Scene, Sex Toys, Penis Pump, Handcuffs, Restraints, Dirty Talk, Praise Kink, But Also, Humiliation Kink, Because I Will Never Give It To You Straight, (Ha), Begging, Erotic Crying, Orgasm Control, Forced Orgasm, Orgasm Delay, Come Marking, Hand Jobs, Erections, Aftercare, Big Sub Steve, Teasing, Almost Predicament Bondage But Not Really, The Vibes Are There At Least

Language: English

Words: 8,561

Summary:

Bucky lovingly makes Steve feel pleasurably small and helpless again by sticking his big, super-soldier-serum-eager cock into a penis pump; pumping and engorging his dick, stuck in that maddening fucking toy, until it looks even bigger and thicker than normal yet making Steve feel smaller than before because Steve is nothing if not a fuckin' study in contradictions. Though, maybe it does make sense... after all, the bigger they are, the harder they fall.

[princess-of-thebes-1995]

Imagine this.

Since "being" with Quaritch, you would cook for him. That included his coffee.

One day, the Colonel came to the shared room with you. He was in a good mood. He became a grump more than usual when Trudy, Norman, and Grace escaped. And you were left behind and that you betrayed him.

And the final battle was almost close and Selfridge would throw tantrums. No doubt, the Colonel was stressed.

Now he seemed more mellow. He smiled wickedly as he informed you that Grace is dead. His cameraman followed Trudy's chopper and Grace was shot by him.

You bowed your head and sobbed. He seemed to enjoy your misery. He watched you. He then ordered you to shut up. You did. You were scared he will whip your back again. Like he did when you tried to escape and leave him.

The Colonel rolled your clothes off. He didn't touch you since your attempted escape that night. He was busy with work and he was angry at you. You broke his heart. He gave you his heart. Turned out you were using him.

Not to mention the rumor of the base, everyone thought you were a regular girlfriend but when others saw you try to escape. They found out you didn't love the Colonel.

The colonel made you sleep after he was finished. He had to prepare his men against the Navi. The day was close. He showered and he was dressing himself. You pressed your perky size breasts against his back and wrapped your arms around him

"Darling, when will you return to me?" You purred in his ear.

The Colonel peeked at you by the corner of his eye. He sighed. "I wish I knew. I have so much shit to do."

"Do you need any help from me, my love?" You traced his scar.

The Colonel felt his heart warm up and his penis ache for attention. He had multiple rounds with you not ten minutes ago. He wants to do so much more with you again. Fuck.

"Nothing a scientist can do. I just need some soldiers and miners for labor. Just stay here and wait for me. I will come as soon as I am done." He turned around and held your face.

You smiled. That pretty smile. You handed him a cup of coffee.

He kissed you good bye and left with mug in hand.

You smirked. Fool.

....

The Colonel felt much better after being with you. Everything was back to normal now. But then, he started feeling weird...

He was watching his pilot shoot at Navis in the chopper. He then felt like vomiting and his eyes became so heavy.

The fuck is going on? Then he looked down on his mug. His eyes widened. Did you put something in his drink? He couldn't believe it. You wouldn't betray him again. All that affection you showed him earlier

It must have been real. He whipped you to submission. Was it all an act?

He checked his phone screen. The camera showed you to not be in his room despite him locking it.

He then contacted his remaining soldiers at the base to find you. They said you were not there at the base.

And one small helicopter was missing

His eyes narrowed. You used your beautiful face to manipulate him...again. he felt like a fool. Fuckin women. All were fickle whores. He will punish you so bad when he finds you.

But what? Then a grin graced his handsome face. If he pumped a brat inside you. You have no choice but to stay. Yeah. That's it.

You are in for a big surprise.

As for you. You ran away with the directions from Trudy. You arrived in time to attend Grace's funeral and say good bye. You cried for her and your Navi friends hugged you for comfort. They promised to protect you against Quaritch. Jake told the tribe how you were forced to be his sex slave.

Years later. You and your triplets were captured by the Recom Quaritch. He studied you through the glass window in the room you were confined in. He sipped his coffee. He remembered what happened. You escaped and never saw the human Quaritch ever again. He was killed by Sully and his wife.

Now, he came from the dead to take what is rightfully his.

[matenrou-fan]

question,

how big do you think all the guys are.........ssss

not jiro and saburo obvi

This little question was in my ask box for a few days, as I was thinking.. wondering.. calculating..

Ichiro: Average length, not that surprising for his age. It's just a little curved at one side as this boy definitely watches something more interesting than just moe anime during the nights, all alone in his room.

Samatoki: More thick around the base and with pretty big balls and glans idk why just feel like it—??

Jyuto: Another average size man, but due to how he can use his dick it feels better than any big and thick ones can ever feel.

Rio: HE'S BIG AND I WILL NOT LISTEN TO ANY COMPLAINS. After all, he's a former soldier, pretty tall, pretty buff.. Like yeah you can't pump up your penis with tough workouts but still, there's a pretty good length in his pants.

Ramuda: Due to his height and the fact that he's literally, like, just a clone, I always thought that he had a pretty small dick. But there's no way he's that popular around his onesans just because he's a fashion designer, soo.. More long but not thick, very clean and neat and probably hairless.

Gentaro: Bigger than average size. He has this vibe of a man with a good big dick who's absolutely calm about this. The less a man talks about what is in his pants, the bigger your surprise would be when you ended up in his bed, actually.

Dice: Average size. But with pretty big balls, as this man literally lives in the streets so there's not that much opportunity when he can get some privacy with his desires. + but I feel like he really loves to jerk off so it's curved to one side.

Jakurai: Big but can't see his dick as something fat, more like a pretty long and just a little bit more thick around the base. His whole body is so graceful and down here too, probably shaving it. Never really masturbate that much so his dick is also straight. His skin is so pale you probably can see a few veins here.

Hifumi: Just a little bigger than average size, hairless and always so clean! This sunshine loves to take care of his face and body and of this part too. Also pretty sensitive cause uhh I said so.

Doppo: Absolutely average and he's kinda ashamed about that. Love to jerk off but never had time so it's not that curved. Really sensitive and I feel like he can cum after a few minutes if you would be really assertive with your actions.

Kuko: Not that long, average size. But really thick and also curved to one side, this monk is too naughty.

Jyushi: The opposite, really long but slim, pretty straight and also hairless as he shaves his whole body regularly. + feel like he's still kinda ashamed to call it 'dick' lol.

Hitoya: Kinda big and thick, with a few deep veins. Also feel like he can be this rock hard for hours, wrecking you for the whole night.

Sasara: Surprisingly bigger than average size and with big glans. Again, the calmer the man is about this topic, the bigger his dick is.

Rosho: Poor sensitive boy with average size. Probably was really nervous about this in his young, harsh ages, but right now more calm, just a little bit shy.

Rei: ANOTHER BIG MAN HERE. Thick, big, fat, long, etc etc. His dick is not for virgins, not only due to size but also due to how he uses this whole thing down here. Feel like it's also pretty hairy idk..??

[mrcatfishing]

Tagged by @fipindustries to post my playlist, and I much like her do not curate my playlists and instead listen to stuff semi-algorithmically. So here's the first 10 songs of my Supermix.

Life of Adventure, from Dwarf Fortress Adventure Mode, by Dabu and Simon Swerwer. I tend to prefer videogame soundtracks when writing, as any kind of lyrics interrupt my flow of thought severely. The acoustic guitar of the classic Dwarf Fortress soundtrack is beautifully accompanied by a full orchestration that blocks out all distraction.

Beautiful Mind, by Tom Cardy & Brian David Gilbert. When I do listen to music with lyrics, I much prefer them to be narrative centred rather than emotionally centred. Tom Cardy is one of the best for this style of comedic-narrative music, and BDG is another favourite of mine for his podcast Let's Make a Music, which sadly only uploads their songs to Bandcamp, making it hard to integrate into my playlists.

HEART CONNECT, by Cute Girls Doing Cute Things. Mindless electronic music makes up another solid portion of music for when I need to focus on something I'm working on, though this kind of harsher pumping music is usually for physical activities, rather than mental ones. While I recognise this song very well, before right now I knew neither its name nor the artist.

Strike The Earth!, from Dwarf Fortress, by Dabu and Simon Swerwer. Another DF song, the entire OST really strikes a delicate balance hitting all of my preferences: Bardcore, Acoustic Instruments, and Videogame OSTs.

Soldier, Poet, King, bardcore cover by Hildegard von Blingin'. I said I was a fool for Bardcore, and that absolutely includes covers by the wonderful Hildegard von Blingin'. Seeing that she got to do a song for the latest Crusader Kings expansion was a delightful surprise to be sure.

The World Revolving, cover by NRMN, Blood Code & GameChops. Feel free to put me in the penis box, but I absolutely adore Undertale music. I also love the electronic covers of GameChops and QUMU, which is the latest form my long standing OCRemix obession from a decade ago has taken.

To Hell and Back, by Sabaton. On the far end from the narrative music of Tom Cardy, Sabaton and other power-metal bands like Dragonforce make up songs that I listen to during the morning commute. These lyrical songs also have their fair share of narrative focus, but I'm really hear for the deafening volume to activate my brain and work up my adrenaline.

Bones in the Ocean (Remixed), by The Longest Johns. These shanties and folk songs soothe me to sleep. When I need to hear something with just enough words to latch my mind onto a rhythm without spinning my brain in circles or waking it up with adrenaline, I pop on some Longest Johns or Great Big Sea, and let myself drift away.

The Bannered Mare, from Skyrim, by Jeremy Soule. The Skyrim OST has a special kind of nostalgia, pulling me back over a decade, to playing the original Xbox 360 release on a tiny CRT television that cut off the top and bottom of the screen. I didn't know this of course, so it was only months into my playing the game that I learned most people saw a compass at the top and their healthbar along the bottom.

Unreal, by Kensabeast & GlitchxCity. This is the kind of music I listen to when I need to both focus and relax. Perfect for painting or sculpting, I can pop on some soothing albums by QUMU or GlitchxCity and just zone out.

I think that gives a reasonable overview of my music taste without terribly exposing myself to the mortifying ordeal of being known. I'll tag the last few mutuals in my activity feed, and anyone else interested can feel free to give this a shot too. @theothin @obbsessivebookworm @therandominternetperson

[steaksex]

I have a similar body type to you, including the placement of my tenis, from the looks of your videos. I think we are evenly matched and perfect contestants for a dick measuring contest. Mine is roughly 1-2 inches hard, although it's quite small while flat.... In a grower, not a shower. My body has a built in weiner shield, which is a blessing (protection from friction when it grows) and a curse (protection from friction when it grows 😞). I'm jealous of people that can comfortably hump pillows.

LITERALLAAAYYY AAGHHH THE LAST FEW POINTS. THANK YOU SOMEONE WHO GETS ITTTTTT. I was so sad when i didnt get as much sensitivity when inwas first getting my bottlm growth ToT also YEAHH being able to hunp pillowssss.. i wish... dude when i pump my dick its harder to cum for some reason BUTTT i get big enough to be able to do classic penis activities. SADDDDDDD.... thank you for your solidarity fellow tboy bulge soldier o777777

[anonymous6boy9toy]

Tbh my favorite role model is the one and only prince heem. As with the most legendary power bottom boys who look way too good to be doing porn in the first place: he disappeared from my timeline. And trust me that’s definitely hard to accomplish when you got a obsessed fan base like me. I can’t be the only person who envy’s the sexiest twinks who so obviously lost their lives to something bigger and greater. Thunderstorms and hurricanes bring us all heavenly rain but they got drenched and dragged and drained and probably drowned out by the lightning strikes that good dick pumps into a boy butt and makes me want to be a real bitch. If pussy feels better than bussy then I’m sorry for the penis envy. Y’all ain’t missing anything.

I love to play with pretty pussy and trade places with the girls but nothing better than serving booty to steely masculine over-masterbated teenage rebel fighters turned cold blooded soldiers. Hearts heavy with regret for leaving behind their peasant families to kill their kinfolk and hung brothers. We could have just loved one another. Give love to my sisters and teach to mother boys into better men who can be trusted to help their brothers learn to be better lovers. Instead of killing we should be fulfilling our duties to protect the rights and the righteous. Suffering taxes out our asses. Bent over with white hands clasped around my throat and my left shoulder. And won’t let me get up until he gets his kids shot in my coochie. Screwing men up with this soft boy toy bussy blessed by Jesus Christs holy ejaculation. Jack me up and down to pound town. Masters try tasting sacred cum creamsjuices

[plastidecor]

penis checkpoint! give it a few pumps soldier

[fandomfluffandfuck]

Stucky Masterlist P.1:

Started: 10/20/20

Updated: 7/28/21

Bold links are smut

Italicized links are fluff

Strikethrough links are angst

*some have multiple, like hurt/comfort are italicized and striked out for example.

*ordered from oldest (at the top) to the newest (at the bottom)

*this list includes ONLY Tumblr works, go to my AO3 for full fics

Needy Newly Serumed Steve

In The Tub

Bartender Steve & Stripper Bucky

Omegaverse Pregnancy Wet Dreams

Jock Steve & Nerd Bucky

Bucky Gets Wrecked

Omegaverse Pregnancy Teasing

Omegaverse Memories

Omegaverse Virgin Omega Steve

First Cigarette

Tiny Vampire Steve

Submissive Top Steve

Bucky Discovers Penis Pumps

Omegaverse Conception

NSFW Tiny Vampire Steve

Mistletoe

21st Century Gay Bars

Shrinkyclinks Omegaverse Pregnancy

Troublesome Baby Buck

Bucky Does/Did Drag

Steve Settles Into His Body

Honeypot Mission (WS!Bucky Meets Steve Again)

FaceTime Sex

Serum Stamina

Bucky In A Crop Top

Pet Name Annoyance

Omegaverse Pregnant Steve Steals Shirts

Omegaverse Steve's Deprived Pussy

Steve Teaches Bucky To Love Again

The Goat Knows & Sam Is Done

Bucky Is Touch Starved, Steve Is Guilt Ridden

Vampire Steve & Pretty Big Bucky

Steve Walks In On Bucky Masturbating

Bucky Loves Steve's Cock

Sleepless Night Cuddles

Pre-War Stucky First Kiss

21st Century Commercials

Let Your Guard Down (AO3 Teaser)

Shrunkyclunks Palm Reading

Licking

Vampire Steve's First Drink

Forget Me Not

Drunk Pre-War Bucky

I Miss Your Ass

Explosive (Sort Of) Reunion Sex

Can't Explain All The Ways You Get Me High Cont.

Steve's Super Soldier Libido (ft. Feminization & Daddy Kink)

What The Serum Didn't Fix

Shape-Shifter Lion!Steve & Gladiator!Bucky

Deprogramming Cuddles

Shrinkyclinks Orgasm Denial

Omegaverse Bucky Post Heat

Shrinkyclinks Orgasm Denial ft. A Sybian

Shrinkyclinks Nip Piercings P.1

Shrinkyclinks Nip Piercings P.2

Ruined Orgasm Punishment

Pre-War Finger Sucking

Mirror Sex ft. Sketching

Mean Size Kink

Bucky Admits He's A Slut

Shrinkyclinks Thigh Humping

Shrinkyclinks Thigh Humping But Make It Soft

Shrinkyclinks Rimming

Shrinkyclinks First Time

Shrinkyclinks, Meanness V Sweetness, Bucky's Feelings, Etc.

Shrinkyclinks First Sob/Wail

Shrinkyclinks Pillow Humping

Tit/Pec Fucking ft. Felching & Daddy Kink

Shrinkyclinks Sub Drop

Shrinkyclinks Stuffie Humping

Shrunkyclunks Bottom!Steve

Big!Sub!Steve Is A Giggler

Daddy Bucky, Baby Steve, & Face Sitting

Big!Sub!Steve & Intense Cock-Warming

Soft Puppy Steve HCs

Daddy Bucky Teaches Steve Some Things

Stevie In Daddy's Lap

Cap!Steve Needs Comfort

Cockdrunk Stevie & His Daddy

Canon Steve & His Panties

Omegaverse ft. Daddy Kink & Pet Play

Sub!Steve ft. Buttplugs

Steve's Summer Off

Power Bottom WW2 Bucky

Ice Hockey Jocks w/ Pillow Princess Bucky

Shrinkyclinks Body Painting

Steve's Summer Off P.2

WW2 Stucky ft. Collars & Feminization

Big!Sub!Steve Is Tired & Asks For Daddy's Help

(Clothed) Lap Sitting

Sub!Steve ft. Buttplugs & Cumdumping

Shrunkyclunks, Steve Uses His Super Strength

Big!Sub!Steve Nightmares ft. Daddy Kink

Pre-War Light Feeding Kink

Omegaverse Anal Gaping

Shrinkyclinks Bucky Gets Sick & Comforted

Big, Subby, Sensitive Top Steve

Omegaverse Pregnancy Cravings

🍑🔌 Anon Bucky RPing A Women For Steve's Practice

Steve's Hair Fetish

PART 2 HERE

[odinsblog]

Putinism: A lie, so bold in nature and so obvious, it defies logic as to why it was told. A lie so huge and so transparent, not only does the one being told know it is a lie, but the liar knows it. And the person being told the lie knows the liar knows they know, and so on ad infinum. Based on the name Vladimir Putin, prime minister of Russia, in regards to his ability to purposely misspeak.

Putin: noun; a bold faced lie so audaciously transparent that it defies all conceivable logic. A lie ardently defended even when the liar knows that the person being told the lie knows it's a lie and that that person knows that he knows. Derived from the wildly bizarre claims and assertions of Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin in regards to nearly any situation.

Putin: Synonym for bullshit.

Putined: (1) Describing when a political opponent is removed through trickery or other immoral means; (2) Describing when a political opponent is removed through deadly means; (3) describing when a political opponent is removed by Vladimir Putin.

Putin: Vladimir Putin - the botox-pumped balding, ex-KGB agent with a severe Napoleon complex, who started out his post-Soviet career by laundering stolen Saint Petersburg city treasury funds (just search SPAG and case Ne144128) and racketeering casinos. As of the year 2000 he became a "president", covering crime bosses, oligarchs and corrupt government officials working together to build tasteless mansions, buy private yachts and property all over the world, as well as making sure that non-corrupt officials, journalists and cops would put up or shut up (those who didn't, got imprisoned or happened to accidentally slip in the shower or get shot/poisoned/stabbed). For 20 years has been “winning” "elections" and comparing penises and military budget sizes with the US instead of investing money in making healthcare and education suck less.

Putin: A penis so small that during intercourse the receiving party cannot tell if it's been Put In.

Putin: The 45th president of the United States. The fake news media reported that Donnie Trump was the 45th U.S. president, but Mueller's investigation revealed that Vladimir Putin had actually won the election.

Putin: Pronounced “Poo tin,” meaning shit can or toilet.

Putin: Socially polite way to describe farting.

Putin's Bitch: Donald Trump. (see also, Mitch McConnell; Republican Party)

Putin's Puppet: An increasingly popular nickname for Republican Party and the 45th occupant of the White House.

Vladimir Putin: Some mobster that somehow made his way to Russian presidency, and enjoys posing shirtless while on horses. He also enjoys the following: Nukes, guns, soldiers, threats, racism, war crimes, antisemitism and Russia.

[satellitecock]

If you ever started a cult i would join immediately

"cult" implies strange or sinister. I just speak the word of god.

His Holiness's All-Natural Penis Pump Philosophy!

[twsted-simp-writer]

Can I have a nsfw one shot for Mal when fem reader wants to learn how to give him the succ so she asks him to guide her?

One Malleus NSFW One-shot coming right up! While writing this, I suddenly remembered encountering a Pixiv 18+ fanart where Mal has two dicks... Which made kinda contemplate whether I should make Malleus here have two dicks or not... I hope you like this! Thank you for requesting!

Malleus Draconia x Fem!Reader

Warning! Explicit content ahead! With slight fluff

It was out of curiosity or rather it just came from your mouth out of nowhere. Currently, your boyfriend was staring at you with wide eyes at what he had heard.

Who's your boyfriend, you ask? The soon King of the Valley of Thorns and the current Dorm Head of Diasomnia, Lord Malleus Draconia.

What did you say that made this fae speechless? You asked him to teach you how to suck. In other words, giving him a blowjob.

Both of you are already in a relationship for months now and you haven't really gone to the next level with both of you being babies at this. Both have no love experiences. According to Lilia, dare you.

"Are you sure?" This lovable fae was unease that you may regret this once you continue. But seeing you gazing in his eyes filled with determination and passion, he swallowed all of his doubts and gave in to your request. It was probably about time you both would go there...

"Very well. With Lilia's wisdom to which he bestowed to me about sexual intercourse, I'll try my best to teach you." Your eyes lit up in joy when he accepted.

"But first let's take this to a more private place."

Malleus held your hand as you left the campus courtyard and head to the Hall of Mirrors. Once arriving back at the dorm, his fellow residents along with Silver and Sebek greeted him like a soldier. (All of the other Diasomnia residents are Sebek-like. 🤣)

The fae merely nodded as he held your hand tight.

"My... Malleus, welcome back. You also brought Lady Y/N with you." Lilia greeted as you pass him.

"I'm back, Lilia. Let's continue our talk later. Y/N and I have a business to attend to." Malleus said and pull you with him before Lilia could utter a word.

The ancient being tilts his head, confused at his lord's behavior. Putting the pieces together, he smirked when he understood the reason.

"They sure are growing up. The Valley of Thorns may have an heir so soon." Lilia joked to himself before taking a sip of his tea. Sebek and Silver knitted their brows at him, puzzled.

In a certain fae's room, you unzipped your boyfriend's pants leaving his underwear. The bulge was now evident. You sat in between Malleus’ legs as he was seated on the edge of his bed. Unclothing his throbbing dick, you couldn't help but gulp at your boyfriend's size.

Were male faeries' cock larger than human males? You saw how a human male penis looks like from books but this was a little different in terms of the shape of the head from human males.

"Your thing is...big..." You trailed off as you stare at his half-erect member, pointing out the obvious.

Seeing the dazed look in your eyes, Malleus chuckles caressing your cheeks before patting your head to encourage you to start.

You carefully poke his length which suddenly stood much to your astonishment. The fae watched amused by each of your reactions but deep down was glad this was also your first time.

"Don't worry, it doesn't bite." He teased you, lightly pinching your cheek.

"Stop teasing me..." You knitted your brows at your boyfriend before averting your attention to his not-so-little brother.

You first took a long kiss at the head as you pump him with your hands. The sight made Malleus twitch at the adorable sight. How he wanted to take you but he held back thinking he may scare you away.

The fae ruffled your hair as he began to tell you how to give him a blowjob. Precum was oozing from the tip and you made sure to lick it all up. Gaining more courage, you began sucking on the head. Glancing up to meet your boyfriend's face contort with pleasure and his heated gaze.

His gaze made you shyly look away. You slowly take his length, bobbing your head. He was huge but you try on half of his member as you rub the bottom with your hands.

Malleus was letting out deep grunts as he pats your head to say you were doing a good job taking him whole slowly. How he wanted to hold your head and thrust his hips to let you choke on his cock... Hearing your boyfriend making the sound of pleasure made you slightly shy and aroused.

You would occasionally pause to breathe before sucking him making sure not to accidentally bite him. Malleus would move your hair away from your face as you suck him off.

"That's right, dear. Use your tongue." He breathes out as he ran his fingers through your hair to keep himself from grabbing your head. The way you swirl your tongue around the head before sucking on it hard then letting it go almost made him go insane. 

An unfamiliar sensation below made Malleus' breathe heavily as his suppressed groans became louder. You felt his member twitching and growing inside your mouth.

Was he coming close? You thought as you focus on sucking. Before you could react, he already came inside your mouth.

You pulled away and unconsciously swallowed a small amount of it as strings of white thick liquid stained your face and hands.

As Malleus slowly calm down from his high, you licked the cum from your hands to taste it. It was salty and strangely a little sweet. Your loving fae boyfriend noticed your face along with your clothes was covered with his essence.

"I'm deeply sorry for not warning you." He wiped your face with an apologetic look.

You giggled at his cute expression before pecking his lips.

"It's alright, Mal. To be honest, I was slightly scared at the beginning. But with you guiding me with such a warm voice, I felt safe."

His expression turned gentle as he held your cheeks and pressed his lips against yours. You made him felt so many emotions at once that he felt so strange. But that led him to realize his feelings towards you.

After that event made you closer and your trust with each other grew.

[iwantutobehapppier]

Making Art Reality

Pairing: Steve Rogers x Reader (hint of Stucky x Reader maybe?)

Summary: It’s Valentine's Day, so of course you spend it with your beau Steve Rogers. You know he’s going to love you right but only you can't focus on it with this new art piece he’s made glaring down at out. 

Warnings: Smut-ish, talk about sex, kind of talk about sex position?, Crack Fic (is that a warning? IDK) 18+ Only.

Word Count: 1,251

A/N: This is for @sherrybaby14​ Valentine’s Sabotage. Prompt is Valentine’s Dinner date, Sabotage 1: Stave has to have his ceiling painted in a mural of the Avengers naked on clouds having an orgy that he is very proud of. Sabotage 2: Can’t use the word “sex” but have to use at least ten other terms for the word. This is a Crack Fic, no ifs, ands or buts about it. LOL!

Steve grunted atop you, the sound of skin slapping against one another echoing off the walls in his room unmistakable noises of your lovemaking. The push and pull of his cock inside always sent you soaring however something was pulling you from that pleasure. His head bent forward eyes closed in pleasure. You wanted to feel good, it was Valentines and he had ordered from your favorite Thai restaurant, even cleaned his kitchen table which was always littered with Avenger related papers. 

He had seduced you, those beautiful sea-blue eyes tempting and loving lured you into his bedroom but then you saw it. You wanted to enjoy this but that painting was all you could see behind Steve’s bent head.

Bucky had warned you earlier that day. Steve finally working on his art again but the end result was more than a little disturbing to the former HYDRA Soldier. 

The cessation of your moans coupled with your grip on his shoulder slacking drew Steve’s eyes open to look down at you. His brow creased at the sight of you, not in the throes of passion.

“What’s wrong, doll?” He huffed with labored breath. You pulled your eyes from the paining to Steve’s face. Uh-oh, you weren’t paying attention to him and Steve was rather selfish with your attention.

“I-” You paused how could you say this without hurting his delicate state of new artist high. “I was just entranced by the intricate work you did.” Steve’s eyes narrowed, his breath evening out. Slipping out of you he flops down beside you on the bed.  

“Bucky said it was too graphic,” Steve grunted, “It’s bad isn’t it?”

“NO!” You laid over his chest looking him in the eyes. “It looks very real, reminds me of renaissance art.” Steve’s eyes shined at the comparison. “With the clouds and ethereal feel to it may be a bit of Sistine chapel feel too?” He was nearly giddy at this point, you could feel his excitement. 

“It’s just…” you trailed off turning your head upward to the paint covered ceiling.

“Did you have to paint all of us,” You looked back at him bitting the inside of your mouth before you spoke once more. “Doing it?”

His huff of disappointment stabbed you, it was your job to be encouraging but this, this was something else. He had painted every single Avenger on his wall banging! A giant orgy! You were trying so hard to be supportive and not disturbed. Steve had to realize this was an unexpected outcome of his art for the team.

“I was trying to capture how entangled we are,” He scrubbed his face with his hand, words muffled “And I thought how intimate coitus can be, really was just a natural choice.” You narrowed your eyes on the naked super-soldier, pulling your lips to the side in speculation.

“You sure it has nothing to do with that art exhibit we went to a while back?” Steve averted his gaze a light blush blooming along his cheeks.

“Steve,” You prompted but he remained silent. “You were red-faced the entire time we were at that exhibit!” 

“And then you paint this,” You look back up gesturing your hands and cringe noticing a new detail.

“Is that Black Widow boinking Hulk? Steve, why would you paint that? Couldn’t it have been Bruce?” The graphic way Nat’s stomach bulge at the large cock fully inside her elicited a weird sensation for you.

“Fine!” Steve sat up on the bed, the mood completely killed. your body upright with his.  “Maybe, the Japanese Erotic Art over the years exhibit inspired some of this”

 The silence reigned as your eyes beaded around all at the details Steve put into each position and body. “I thought it captured the relationships we share,” his voice barely above a whisper. The insecure artist making its debut.

“Okay,” Your eyes stayed up, trying to use flooding to make this painting normal to you. “I get that, the intimacy of the team, yet you paired some people off.”

Steve nodded his head, a small smile pulling on his lips. “Right, that was to show the details of each relation.”

“Also if you’re trying to show our relationship as a team why is Clint in the corner masturbating watching all of us humping?”

“UUuuh,” he trailed off before recovering. “An artist doesn’t have to explain everything, some is up to interpretation.”  Crossing his arms behind his head he lays back down facing his work with a small smile. The time it took him to get this finished was worth it in his opinion. The two of you had been spending time in your room, he had said his art was making a mess of his room. He had wanted to unveil it to you for Valentine’s. 

Laying down next to him you took a catalog of where each member of the team where. “So you paired off the couples, Bruce is railing Nat and Tony going down on Pepper...”  You squinted your eyes then gasped, Steve, smiling brightly knowing what you picked up on.

“Did you give Tony a micropenis?!” Steve snorted a chuckle in response. 

“It’s a little weird you put Wanda and Vision with Scott,” Steve shrugged his shoulders. “I don’t think Vision would let Scott get lucky with Wanda.” 

“It’s not about realism, it’s about the connection.” You side-eyed his retort.

“The three of them have never worked on a mission together.” Steve merely shrugged again, looking up at the painting with admiration. After a prolonged silence Steve responded.

“Vision and Scott have worked together, they counter each other’s personalities and Wanda would work well with them too.” Rolling onto his side he rested his head on his bent arm looking at you. 

Your eyes moved down his body to his half-erect penis then back up at him. “Maybe if they see this they’ll get inspired to want to work together?” His hopefulness was adorable, you wanted to encourage this but you weren’t certain the team would be as understanding. 

“Maybe?” You offered, reverting eyes back to the ceiling art.

“You know Tony is going to ban Morgan from your room after this.” You grin at the thought, “It would force him to have birds and bees talk with her.” Looking back at Steve had the decency to look bashful about a child seeing this.

The two of you sat there in silence taking in each piece. You had to admit, while still unsettling, it was growing on you but there was just one part.

“Why are you and Bucky fucking me?”

“Well,” Steve started and promptly went silent. Looking back at him your eyes caught his cock twitching.

“Steve, do you want to have a threesome with me and your pal?” You teased but the look he gave you confirmed it. Seizing the opportunity you climb on top of him, better he looks at that painting than you be subjected to it again. 

Steve nods his head slowly, watching your breast bouncing at your sudden movement, his tongue moving across his bottom lip while you settle on his upper thighs. 

“You want to make your art a reality?” You wiggle your eyebrows, lightly dragging your nails down his chest, he takes in a sharp breath between his teeth. Your warm hand wrapping around him.

“Just-” He stops when you begin to pump his hardening cock. “Just that part.” 

“Oh,” you look down at his cock, feeling it pulse in your grip. “I think we can make that happen.”