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From Anon that made me spit out my coffee this morning. 🤣

I didn't reply since I've answered this MANY times. Google Search is your friend, my friends. I am not Google, please, for the love of God, SEARCH my blog and/or Google before you come an ask me things I've answered over and over. Anyhooo, as she promised, the Anon didn't give up and sent another Ask this morning. 👇

Before I answer...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 OMG, "Sam's penis seizure" will go down in fandom annals as one of the funniest autocorrect fails ever. "Sam's penis seizure," I'm still laughing. Needless to say, I think the Anon meant "size," not "seizure." But, hey, she's not far off, many penis do look like they're having seizures when aroused hahaha.

So, to answer your question, Anon. The shrimp comment Sam and Cait made years ago was this. They were having fun with Brazilian fans, tweeting in Portuguese. 👇

And Caitriona one upped Sam with 👇

They were OBVIOUSLY kidding and bantering together, as has always been their style. IOW, they were joking around. Anyone who actually thinks Cait was saying Sam has a small peen literally should go to Walmart and return their brain and get a refund.

Here's an old post where we all laughed about how funny Sam and Cait were being. 👇

As for the size of Sam's dirk, I've already discussed this MANY times. Here's an old post, where I mention it briefly, and what Sam himself said about it. 👇

And here is a longer post showing evidence that Sam Roland Heughan ain't shrimpy. JS. 👇

And finally here, conclusive scientific proof that TMGD aka The Magical Golden Dirk is so magical it makes grown women lose their dang minds. That doesn't happen with small dick. It just doesn't. 👇

I've seen lots 'o penis in my day, and small peen does NOT show from the side like this. 👇 It just doesn't.

Some men are "showers" a la Jon Hamm 👇 Meaning, their peen "shows" even when not erect.

But most men are "growers," like Sam. Meaning their dirk is well hidden and sleeping until it's gets woken up, and then it GROWS.

I hope that answers your question, Anon. But, please don't come back demanding I answer you and if I don't, you will keep bugging me until I do. I don't take kindly to people telling me what to do. Do it again, and I'll block you. I do thank you for my much needed laugh for the day, though. ❤️

[silanb]

If you see these on Twitter no you don’t

Drops Titus and Tommy soft d and runs

[charmedanemone27]

[busyasabbey]

Someone PLEASE tell me why the eyedropper tool on the edit part of Nyan Cat looks like a freaking PEEN WITH A CONDOM?! 😂

[unintentionalpeen]

[amour-anguis]

okay who is gonna take one for the team and write a jegulus au with matador james potter. please.

[healthyfitprincess]

I’ve been studying so hard for my boards coming up and this little menace is the only reason I haven’t had a complete mental break down yet 🥲

She has been there every step of the way (trying her very best to distract me and stop me from studying)

I love her so much.

[vodkamademedoit]

Directly from my time at Uni. A photography teacher asked for a photographic work using various categories. I clicked the 'self portrait', 'night shot', 'boudoir' and 'abstract' tags.

[polmitzz]

hello social media gods. please give me 1 billion social media points. i want to spend them all on t-shirts.

[renpil]

[FR] repost d'insta : je vais refaire des dessins "plats" avec écritures (en mode imagerie religieuse) [ENG] instagram re-post : i'll re-do some "flat" drawings with scriptures (like religious imagery)

[FR] putain j'ai perdu ma tête... / [ENG] fuck i've lost my head...

[werewolf-femboy-maid]

Looking throught my sketchbook for ideas for a possible bpd information graphic I might make next semester. Here have some mentally ill drawings love yallll

Stay safe and warm friends and eat as much as you can and or want

[unintentionalpeen]

[th3-c0ll3ct3r]

Hehehehe

[fictionalred]

shout out to this one failed picture of Jupiter tho

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