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Say what you want about The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals and Black Friday but Nerdy Prudes Must Die is truly the darkest timeline because it doesn't feature Peanuts the Hatchetfield Pocket Squirrel™️
#starkid#team starkid#nerdy prudes must die#npmd#starkid npmd#the guy who didn't like musicals#tgwdlm#black friday musical#starkid black friday#black friday#starkid musicals#peanuts the hatchetfield pocket squirrel#paul matthews#emma perkins#hannah foster#lex foster#ethan green#grace chasity#pete spankoffski#ted spankoffski#richie lipschitz#hatchetfield universe#hatchetfield#the lords in black#wiggly#webby#professor hidgens#stephanie lauter#max jagerman#ruth fleming
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“dan and donna are married” “dan and donna are close friends”
no. they fucking HATE each other.
they want one another dead.
they’re very neutral to one another on air, but the moment the camera turns off? they are clawing at one another like cats, they’re swearing and yelling at each other, they’re making petty comments towards one another.
they cannot STAND eachother.
and that. THAT is why dan agrees with jerry that donna is killer in hatchet town.
they are praying for one another’s downfall.
#dan reynolds#donna daggit#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#the guy who didn't like musicals#nmt#nightmare time#cus of.#peanuts the hatchetfield pocket squirrel#(the song)#nerdy prudes must die#npmd#hatchet town#starkid#team starkid#payton rambles
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can you draw peanuts and papa ed please
ALSO I LOVE YOUR ARTSTYLE SOSOSO MUCH
family !!
#papa ed#<- does he have a full name#peanuts the hatchetfield pocket squirrel#hatchetfield#definitely art#id in alt text#im calling you out papa ed fans. this is shane from stdv
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The Hatchetfield Players absolutely put on a jukebox musical about the life of Peanuts the squirrel called “Peanuts the Musical: Story of a Squirrel” at some point in multiple timelines. The title song is just Absolutely by Nine Days but every use of the world “girl” is replaced with “squirrel” (“this is the story of a squirrel/who cried a river and drowned the whole world”). It’s a huge hit in Hatchetfield, but they don’t have the rights to any of the songs used so they get shut down within like a week. Officer Bailey flips a table when he finds out.
Also the script for it wins the contest that Hidgens wins in Workin’ Boys, so in the timelines where this happens, Workin’ Boys doesn’t. Ruth gets a bit part and the director is actually pretty encouraging and understanding with her stage fright and also not a murderer, so they work with Ruth on it and she says her line perfectly :)
#I submitted this anonymously to that SK headcanon a blog but they haven’t been active in a while and I was impatient to share it#so if you see that at some point that was me lol#hatchetfield#peanuts the hatchetfield pocket squirrel#officer bailey#hatchetfield headcanon#ruth fleming#workin’ boys spoilers
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Running Gags in Hatchetfield Musicals pt 2 | Peanuts
#hatchetfield#StarKid#tgwdlm#Black Friday#time bastard#nightmare time#hatchetfield musicals#the guy who didn't like musicals#paul matthews#Dan and Donna#peanuts the hatchetfield pocket squirrel#lauren lopez#joey richter#curt mega#jon matteson
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MEME TIME
#starkid#hatchetverse#team starkid#nab's rambles#hatchetfield#dan and donna my beloveds#dan reynolds#donna daggit#Too many of these are Dangit#Peter Spankoffski#stephanie lauter#lautski#karen chasity#peanuts the hatchetfield pocket squirrel#Pamela Foster#Gary Goldstein#pokotho#Becky Barnes#tom houston#Barneston#Paul matthews#ken davidson#hannah foster#webby hatchetfield#Ted spankoffski#nab's comedy hour
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#Send help it is so irreparably stuck in my head and has been for three days now#peanuts the hatchetfield pocket squirrel#< my last words on my deathbed#Hatchetfield#Starkid#nightmare time#id in alt text
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Get tf out of the way, they're in a hurry.
#attorney in a hurry#gary goldstein#barry swift#man in a hurry#black friday#starkid#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#does he talk ?#do you want him too ?#i have never drawn people running before and it shows#peanuts the hatchetfield pocket squirrel#drawing
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Family gatherings can get real hectic real fast with this family.
On my post about Curt Mega characters should be a part of the Jon Matteson character family tree @mistoelectra (sorry for the @) brought up Papa Ed and Peanuts and I really wanted to draw them.
Bonus: Papa Ed and Peanuts hanging out after they got home.
Honestly when looking at pictures of Papa Ed all I can imagine is that Peanuts is like his emotional support squirrel. He’s a proud squirrel dad guys.
If you can’t read my handwriting it’s under the cut.
First image:
Eddie Chiplucky: Little Ed! I heard you’re a dad now!
President Howard Goodman: wait really? Where is he? I wanna meet him.
Eddie: I didn’t even know you got with someone!
Howie: Me either!
Proud Papa Ed: guys, he’s a squirrel.
Eddie and Howie: What!?
Ed: Paul’s got ‘im right now.
Second image:
Richie: blah blah blah blah… (y’all get it)
Paul is clearly not holding a squirrel
Third image:
Paul: I suddenly feel like I’m in a lot of danger.
Fourth image:
Proud Papa Ed: Finally some peace and quiet. Let’s go home Peanuts.
Fifth Image:
No text just Ed and Peanuts hanging out.
#guys I didn’t mean for papa Ed to look like that he just always looks so disheveled#the larger Jon Matteson character family tree#average family gathering for them#eddie chiplucky#president howard goodman#proud papa ed#paul matthews#richie lipschitz#peanuts the hatchetfield pocket squirrel#hatchetverse#hatchetfield#starkid#starkid nightmare time#the guy who didn't like musicals#black friday musical#nerdy prudes must die#jon matteson character family tree
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guys. Peanuts the Hatchetfield pocket squirrel is a final girl.
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the only three real genders:
DAN
DONNA
PEANUTS
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Do you guys think peanuts the hatchetfield pocket squirrel survived in Black Friday because I sure do
#starkid#hatchetfield#starkid productions#hatchetverse#peanuts the hatchetfield pocket squirrel#starkid black friday
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[40] I lost the ask but it was "Papa Ed adopts the sniggles" or something close :(
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Peanuts the Hatchetfield Pocket Squirrel is an Avatar of the Extinction.
#peanuts the hatchetfield pocket squirrel#hatchetfield universe#the magnus archives#tma#tma headcanons#avatar of the extinction
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WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT HOW PAPA ED WAS IN THE ENDING SCENE OF BLACK FRIDAY. AND MR DAVIDSON. AND THE FUCKIGNGN INTERACTION BETWEEN TED AND PAUL WAS SO FUN PAUL LOOKED SO FUCKING CONFUSED
#he literally had the hoodie.and the hair#and his hands in his pocket like he was trying to protect something#that something#peanuts#black friday#peanuts the hatchetfield pocket squirrel#papa ed#ted spankoffski#paul matthews#mr davidson#ken davidson#i <3 overanalyzing that one goddamn scene
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#nab's asks#hatchetverse#starkid#team starkid#hatchetfield universe#hatchetfield#poe party#Edgar Allen poe's murder mystery dinner party#shipwrecked#booping#agent curt mega#cinderella's castle#crumb the mouse#pulp musicals#Samuel Stratford#Peanuts the Hatchetfield Pocket Squirrel#spies are forever#tin can bros#paul matthews
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