#peanuts the hatchetfield pocket squirrel :)

[geekgirl750]

Say what you want about The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals and Black Friday but Nerdy Prudes Must Die is truly the darkest timeline because it doesn't feature Peanuts the Hatchetfield Pocket Squirrel™️

[hatchetings]

“dan and donna are married” “dan and donna are close friends”

no. they fucking HATE each other.

they want one another dead.

they’re very neutral to one another on air, but the moment the camera turns off? they are clawing at one another like cats, they’re swearing and yelling at each other, they’re making petty comments towards one another.

they cannot STAND eachother.

and that. THAT is why dan agrees with jerry that donna is killer in hatchet town.

they are praying for one another’s downfall.

[itsdefinitely]

can you draw peanuts and papa ed please

ALSO I LOVE YOUR ARTSTYLE SOSOSO MUCH

family !!

[rhondafromhr]

The Hatchetfield Players absolutely put on a jukebox musical about the life of Peanuts the squirrel called “Peanuts the Musical: Story of a Squirrel” at some point in multiple timelines. The title song is just Absolutely by Nine Days but every use of the world “girl” is replaced with “squirrel” (“this is the story of a squirrel/who cried a river and drowned the whole world”). It’s a huge hit in Hatchetfield, but they don’t have the rights to any of the songs used so they get shut down within like a week. Officer Bailey flips a table when he finds out.

Also the script for it wins the contest that Hidgens wins in Workin’ Boys, so in the timelines where this happens, Workin’ Boys doesn’t. Ruth gets a bit part and the director is actually pretty encouraging and understanding with her stage fright and also not a murderer, so they work with Ruth on it and she says her line perfectly :)

[harmonizingsunsets]

Running Gags in Hatchetfield Musicals pt 2 | Peanuts

[nabwastaken]

MEME TIME

[tired-nonbinary-rat]

[xylophxn]

Get tf out of the way, they're in a hurry.

[eli-am-confused]

Family gatherings can get real hectic real fast with this family.

On my post about Curt Mega characters should be a part of the Jon Matteson character family tree @mistoelectra (sorry for the @) brought up Papa Ed and Peanuts and I really wanted to draw them.

Bonus: Papa Ed and Peanuts hanging out after they got home.

Honestly when looking at pictures of Papa Ed all I can imagine is that Peanuts is like his emotional support squirrel. He’s a proud squirrel dad guys.

If you can’t read my handwriting it’s under the cut.

First image:

Eddie Chiplucky: Little Ed! I heard you’re a dad now!

President Howard Goodman: wait really? Where is he? I wanna meet him.

Eddie: I didn’t even know you got with someone!

Howie: Me either!

Proud Papa Ed: guys, he’s a squirrel.

Eddie and Howie: What!?

Ed: Paul’s got ‘im right now.

Second image:

Richie: blah blah blah blah… (y’all get it)

Paul is clearly not holding a squirrel

Third image:

Paul: I suddenly feel like I’m in a lot of danger.

Fourth image:

Proud Papa Ed: Finally some peace and quiet. Let’s go home Peanuts.

Fifth Image:

No text just Ed and Peanuts hanging out.

[paranormaltheatrekid]

guys. Peanuts the Hatchetfield pocket squirrel is a final girl.

[rbvcdeluxe]

the only three real genders:

DAN

DONNA

PEANUTS

[venomousray]

Do you guys think peanuts the hatchetfield pocket squirrel survived in Black Friday because I sure do

[the-fwiendly-sniggles]

[40] I lost the ask but it was "Papa Ed adopts the sniggles" or something close :(

[a-snake-makes-moodboards]

Ed/Proud Papa Ed from the Hatchetfield universe moodboard with hoodie and squirrel inspo

requested by: @peanutsmixedwithjuice, ty for the rq!!

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[divider creds: @mmadeinheavenn]

(images not credited were found on Google images)

song to go with it: 'Peanuts!' from Nightmare Time

[rhondafromhr]

The Hatchetfield town charter has a section stating that if the mayor resigns, is impeached or disappears and the city council can’t agree on an acting mayor, the position automatically goes to Peanuts the pocket squirrel btw. I know this in my soul.

[yourfaveisafearavatar]

Peanuts the Hatchetfield Pocket Squirrel is an Avatar of the Extinction.