#pc kyle broflovski x reader

[vanoilette]

𝐈𝐌𝐀𝐆𝐈𝐍𝐄 ..

somehow catching the eye of both kyle and stan—which formed into a bit of a competition between the two friends in order to get your attention. though you found yourself both holding deep admiration for them, as well as a smitten crush; just like they had on you. so, you had agreed to let them both court you.

and lovely it was! even if the competition still stood, they were both very different in the romantic aspect. — stan being more of a care free fun experience. he took you out to bars, where kyle brought you nice flowers, and nice romantic dinners.

[summ3rg4l]

May I request a platonic x reader for the main boys. Where they learn the reader is a girl somehow but before they were all under the belief she was a boy and that she didn’t care to much about her gender to correct them (like a Haruhi Fujioka situation)

I really didn’t know what to write so it’s pretty short tbh

“Wait wait wait! You’re telling that that this whole time we’ve been hanging out with a chick!?”

Cartman stares at you completely perplexed on how he didn’t see that you were a girl the whole time.

“Mghf Mghf Mghf?”

“Ewww Kenny…”

“I just didn’t think it was that important.” You shrugged dismissively and put your hands into your pockets.

“NOT THAT IMPORTANT!?!? How do we know that you’re not a spy that the girls sent to get more information from us!” Cartman narrows his eyes.

“That’s retarded fatass.” Kyle rolls his eyes and crosses his arms

“Yeah why would the girls send a spy?”

“I don’t really see why my gender matters.”

“Guys come here for a second.” Cartman ushers for the other three boys to follow him away from you. After a few seconds you hear Kyle yell. “We’re not killing (name) Cartman!”

“It’s the only way kahl! We have to kill her before she gives away all of our secrets!” He looks back at you “Hey (name). Nothing going on here just chatting Y’know.”

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Oh no what happened idk I suddenly can't see idk

Goodnight

[summ3rg4l]

This is tew canon 😭

sire of all time

[heckinhacker]

hi so i was wondering if u could do one like “Eric Cartman x Reader - South Park's days are OVER.” but with kyle, like they are the same and everything, idk if u have already done it

Kyle Broflovski x Reader - South Park might be saved, after all??

Which means we get the version where Kyle meets someone similiar to himself! It's like a 'sequel', (but not really, more like an alternative version with same trope) to “Eric Cartman x Reader - South Park's days are OVER.”

Remember that when I write for South Park, they're teenagers at less(16 y/o minimum), adults at most! it's silly i write it every south park post but better safe than sorry~

I gave Kyle green color for easier reading experience in dialogues!

note: color code might be broken because lately tumblr on pc is being silly goofy

Kyle had a great grasp of how fucked up situations in south park are having occurances

Aaand he's pretty aware there will be noone else who understands him.

Or so he thought.

There is a new student announced to be in his class while you all were in 4th grade or so?

And you seemed not too quiet, nor too shy, but surely smart enough not to push yourself into any weird situations.

Teacher sat you both together and Kyle tries to talk you up-

"Hey! I'm Kyle, it's refreshing to have a new face around. Want to play with us on long break?"

It's nice to have a new group to play with, so you agree.

Ah, kids and their not complicated feelings, right? <3

You tag along, and you grew really quickly to dislike Cartman-

It's not hard to hate him he's UNBEARABLE,

Kyle wants to let out his signature "Shut up, fatass!"

but you beat him to it-

"Shut up, fatso, mama did not taught you to behave, or was she absent in your life like yo papa?"

You had NO idea he's fatherless and it made other guys go "OOOHHHH--"

you made yourself an enemy in Cartman,

but an ally in Kyle.

You seemed to have similiar nerdy interests,

From playing Stick of Truth and heroes,

to DnD (that he played online, because not with his group-- but he invited you into his new online session!!)

Beside Terrance and Philip, Kyle also liked that vampire/werewolf series called "Under Devil's grasp" that seemed mostly for girls or boring, yet he liked it in secret and once he caught you watching first episodes, just...because,

and then joined you, for his own re-watch and your first watch, he liked seeing how you reacted

"HOW COULD YOU?" you asked out of sudden once, in a call,

"How could I what?" Kyle asks, having you on speaker while he does his homework.

" YOU KNEW ALL THE TIME THAT BARRY WILL BE KILLED AND YOU DID NOTHING TO WARN ME, I GREW TO LOVE HIM AND NOW HE'S GONE."

"Well, you said no spoilers?"

"KYLE."

He giggles, "Plus he had death flags since always so-"

He's playing, it turns out Barry barely lived and hid for like season and a half to return in dramatical moment that he watched with you and you SCREAMED.

And he has a blast with your reactions <3

And so on, you bond over similiarities,

Over years you put many blood, sweat and tears into your friendship, and you're glued by hip. Kyle won't ever pick between you and Stan who is his closer friend, it would be even cruel to ask.

You two got along decently, good, not badly, but it always seemed you're more closer with Kyle than Stan.

You grew beside each other and your families became one, big family because of how close you've gotten between each other and made them grow closer. (Or not if your relation with them is bad)

No matter your family (or your own) relligion, you spend Hanukkah with Kyle and it's almost a norm of you being around.

Listen, Ike? Absolutely adores you. Kyle sometimes has a laugh your'e more of an older sibling than he is.

(Absolute bull, we all know Ike loves Kyle the most <3)

Kyle's family wanted to make little ride to nearest amusement park

Of course they suggested you go too! You're a part of the family already <3

You have the fun of your lives, all of you. Kyle's parents mostly chill around but you, Kyle and Ike are using all the activities possible while you can, stuffing yourselves with snacks and sweets.

Bad idea, if you'd ask me

You went to roller coaster and none of you paid no mind in that choice,

but Kyle's stomach DID pay a mind

Especially in a middle where he felt like throwing out

And hell, he did! But he took out his hat and puked int oit so noone got blessed with mix of dinner and snacks.

He was almost carried out of the roller coaster by you--

You decided to go to ferris wheel and call it after a day.

They were two-people cabin on the wheel, so Ike let you two have one while he went with some other random kid.

Ike is your biggest wingman, he did that on purpose of course. Little guy <3

When you're up high, alone, with Kyle, having option to look at all the view, you can't help but to look at little buildings under you, and then to take a peak at Kyle.

Oh boy, were you surprised when you met his gaze-

He blushed furiously and muttered "Sorry- Uh- did not mean to stare."

Of course - you did not mind, but that was SURPRISING.

You did not bother him about it though. Whatever he had in mind - nothing, or something, he will come around.

But you might've realised that you DO have feelings towards your childhood best friend. For sure.

You remember how I mentioned your shared liked series with Kyle, "Under Devil's grasp" ? Soo...

Imagine it was near end, and studio decided to make finale into movie, two and half hour long one.

It's a series you two follow since you were kids, OF COURSE you have to be there in the cinema.

You ride with Kyle to big city, with his freshly acquired driver license and shitty car of his.

You enjoy your WHOLE drive there, time spent in bigger city, it all was just amazing.

Series, even though it was mostly about vampires and werewolves, was called "Under Devil's grasp" and it's very questionable, for years there were just theories, yet the movie after all those years of content literally ended with said title as last words.

Y'all were crying already enough but it was such a HIT in the face

When you walked out of cinema you whipped your tears out of your eyes, so did Kyle, as you giggled and gushed about the ending of your beloved series.

Ride home was mixed, going from peaceful to chaotic, just atosphere was...magical. Lights of highway, music blasting loudly and Kyle jamming to it, while you take a glance with full adoration at him.

You sing a little, then you rest and sooner than later end up in South Park.

Kyle drives to your house first to drop you off, walks out of car to walk you to your door, and gazes at you.

"Thank you...for today. I had fun! I hope you did too."

"I did, you kidding me? Thanks for even offering. I...really appreciate it."

Kyle seems to hesitate, and then sighs deeply.

"...I love you."

" Yeah, good night to you too man- oh wait what the fuck-??"

"I...wanted to say so, and today's spent time with you made me realise I'd hate you to spend the day out of South Park with someone else. I'd hate for you to have late-night drives with somebody else, I'd hate to see you happy with somebody else because...well, I wish you stayed with me. Of course I mean- have fun with others, I just...I wish you'd keep your heart on my hands. It's fine if you'd prefer to stay friends, I hope it doesn't break our friendship. But I uh...I wanted to let you know."

...that was...a lot. Wow."

He thinks it's a rejection, but...

It's not, really

You grab his cheeks and kiss him before he can get into tangent of self-doubt.

Then smile at him,

and say:

"Information saved. Let's grab something to eat tommorow together too, alright, boyfriend?"

You smile and wave him away goodnight and closed your door.

...

"...boyfriend?"

He's so giddy pls <3

Other's reactions:

Ike:

FUCKING FINALLY 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALO.

My little dude was waiting for the moment you hold hands and kiss each other already for TOO LONG

I mean, don't kiss too much in front of him he'd gag, it's still his older brother we're talking about

but at least Kyle pinning over you days are OVER.

He congratulates you and gives you gift cards of "congratulations on marriage!" drew with crayons and pencils

My man Ike is an anime fan, he made you badass gift card <3

Stan:

Not surprised but surprised at the same time.

He's second biggest fan, first being Ike

He learned the news from Kyle himself the same night you became a thing, later Ike hit him up because he was excited BSHSH

He hears Kyle out and congratulates him A LOT

Kenny:

He kind off knew? everyone kind off knew but he was sure you were already dating so...

news were shocking because

"Weren't you dating already? damn-"

he was sure you're married and expecting a kid/j

he doesn't have strong reaction because, as I said, it's not much of a news for him not going to lie

Cartman:

He always tried taking away whatever Kyle loved the most

So he's salty he failed this time

He always makes you both miserable, with slightest show of affection he is making big clown show out of it

Enough that just guys ask you to STOP with PDA because Cartman is being fucking annoying

He's just that salty single friend man for sure <3

Lemme be honest, it's not one of my best works, but I have (I am in a middle of...) 9 days streak of work straight, I am exhausted beyond human belief, but maybe because my ability to hold my ground is shitty, thanks depreshon--

So yes, It's not my best piece, but it was pretty much expected, so :>

I wanted to tag @bath1lda because of "kyle kyle" spam ask hehe- I hope you, and everyone else who read it, a nice "have a good read" :>

[misspayn-e]

One night, stand up

Pc!Kyle x Black Reader

Kyle’s married… your not. Not like it ever mattered

Simply you looked stunning from where he was sitting across that measly bar.

Though our dear Kyle looked out of place, what this was the first time he’s done this in a decade or so…. He had two kids and a meanie wife waiting for him to come home tonight, but this time he really didn’t want to.

He wasn’t very happy you see. His marriage was in absolute shambles he just didn’t know exactly what to do. But he was lonely.

You could tell too. You caught him staring oh lord so many times. You didn’t mind the attention, he way looked better than any other man there. Nice, lean, older. You could get behind that.

But you were staring too… what you both were on your 4th drink and that silver wedding band was looking into your eyes like a bitch. I don’t know… we’re the stares just ticks?

He did want you though. But it was a mix of get up and get out of here and get up and get out of here with her.

You got up and made your way over, it’s just enough of playing games this night was going to get interesting. Even if it’s you who’s starting it. He’ll finish it I’m sure.

“I see your staring” you said sitting down a good distance away from him. “I have no idea what your talking about” he was looking away but you could see that hand his ring was on profusely rubbing the sweat off that palm.

“Really..?” You sigh and smirk a little “guess I was seeing wrong then” you start to slowly get up and his eyes follow you “no you- it’s fine you weren’t” you tilt your head your confidence in how this will end going through the roof. This was to damn easy.

“How so?” You ask sitting back down much closer only knees touching this time close. “Your well… I do think your cute..” cute? You’ll let it slide.

“You do?” you look over him he was so groomed, so nice. “Yeah I do” he takes a few seconds to gather his thoughts “it’s been a while sense I’ve done this”

No fucking shit… you smirk taking another sip of your drink. “What’s your name stranger?”

“Kyle Broflovski” he seemed like a Kyle. “So um..” you get closer now thighs touching shoulders too “is this just..” your grab his hand and rub a thumb over that bland ring “an accessory? Don’t look to flashy to be one”

He looks flustered but in a ashamed way he starches his neck with just a finger as his posture relaxes “nothing I want to explain”

“You don’t have to lie to me” you smile letting go of his hand “someone supposed to be waiting for you?” You whisper

“It’s complicated but you got me” seriously… complicated? Give this poor man a break. No I mean all you heard was an opportunity this was all coming to you so easy. He needs you…

You grabbed his arm and leaned forward “do you want to get out of here?” He locked his eyes with you, more of surprised because you both knew the answer so goddamn well.

“Of course I do”

Pt.2..?

[wan90645]

Kyle Broflovski(PC) x Female reader headcanons!

- you leave him

[vikkirosko]

if you've already played 2 south park games,

What would Kyle, Stan, Kenny, and Cartman think of?

they were already special yandere, so what is going on?

I played two games for PC and a game for phone. I'm not quite sure that I understood your request correctly, but I hope I managed to complete it correctly

Headcanons Special

💙 Yandere! Stan Marsh x Reader 🐶

When Stan was a loyal warrior of the elf King, he often guarded you as well. It was Stan who suggested that Kyle give you the role of a fragile princess. He said they were no worse than Kenny who became a princess, so why couldn't you be a princess too?

You didn't understand why you were forced to be an elven princess. Kyle suspected that Stan liked you, so he didn't tell you the reason. But Kyle had no idea that Stan's feelings were more like an obsession and he always tried to surround you with care and attention even if you didn't want it

When he became a superhero, he spent a lot of time watching you. He protected you, protecting you from everyone who, in his opinion, could take you away from him. He was hiding from you that he was watching you. He knew that you might take it badly, but he really wanted to be as close to you as possible

Stan knew that he couldn't be around you all the time, and he didn't like it. He wanted to be with you. He wanted to protect you. He loved you more than anything in the world and he was willing to do a lot to be near you

💚Yandere! Kyle Broflovski x Reader ✡

Kyle didn't want to abuse his power as the elf king when they were playing, but seeing how you constantly communicate with someone, how you laugh at other people's jokes and how you smile at someone else, he couldn't control his jealousy. He tried to keep you as close to him as possible all the time

He gave you various assignments because of which you spent almost all the time in the elf camp, where he could see you, where he could prevent others from communicating with you. He was quite satisfied with this. But when he took on the role of a superhero everything became more complicated

Being a superhero, Kyle did not have the opportunity to constantly be near you, which made him feel very jealous. He was afraid that you might be taken away from him. As soon as he had a free minute, he hurried to you to make sure that everything was in order

Kyle was thinking more and more that he should lock you away from everyone. He understood that no matter what role he took, he could not be completely sure that no one would take you away from him. Therefore, he was ready to commit a crime in order to be sure that you are only his

❤Yandere! Eric Cartman x Reader 🍪

When Cartman became a great wizard, he had even more ways to manipulate you by claiming that everything is part of the game. He deceived you, forcing you to be near him all the time

He deceived others, saying that the fact that he does not allow you to communicate with others is necessary for the game. It was the same when he became Coon

Being a Coon, he deceived you, saying that he was doing everything for your safety. You didn't always believe him, but he could be convincing. He knew what he had to push to make you believe him

Eric has always achieved what he wanted and he has never cared about ways to achieve goals. One of his targets was you. He wanted to make you his own and if he had to deceive everyone for that, including you, he was ready to go for it

🧡Yandere! Kenny McCormick x Reader 🐀

Playing the role of a princess, Kenny found the perfect way to keep you close to him. He made you his knight. He didn't care what Cartman or the others thought. He didn't want anyone to even try to take you away

Kenny could easily stand up for himself, so you didn't understand why you were playing the role of his knight. You didn't know that he was just trying to spend as much time with you as possible. He did not allow others to approach you, justifying himself by saying that you were only his knight and he was not going to share you

When the role of the princess was replaced by the role of a superhero, Kenny began to act much tougher. Every one of those who tried to get close to you was intimidated by Mysterion. Those who were particularly brave were beaten up. You had no idea what was going on, as well as the fact that you were constantly being watched

For Kenny, it didn't matter what role he played. His feelings for you were strong and he was ready to take on any role if it meant that you would be with him. It didn't matter to him whether he was watching you under the cover of night or giggling sweetly, holding you tightly by the arm. He will achieve that you will be only his

[vrisrezis]

Hello again! I loved the fic you wrote for my last request!

I wanted to request another Cartman x reader where the 4 boys (together) find out that the reader is actually extremely smart. They were just hiding how smart they are because they didn’t want to seem like a show off like some of the girls. But they get in trouble because of their low grades and disruption of class with the boys. Thanks so much! :)

Cw for the usual cartman anti Semitic bullshit, r slur, also there’s kinda a mention of something sexual at the end bc yknow how this show is 😭

“Y/n L/n, Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McCormick, and Eric Cartman to my office immediately”

the five of you look at eachother for a moment. Kyle says “Dude what did you do?” turning to you and Cartman. You two being notorious for making complete asses of yourself in school. “Dude I didn’t do anything.” You say, “yeah sneaky Jew! I bet you did something!” “Fuck off fatass!”

“Okay guys, let’s just go and see what’s up. Maybe we’re not in trouble.” Stan reasons as Kenny agrees with Stan.

The five of you sit down in front of PC Principle. Getting in trouble with him is always a horrible idea. Something that you quickly learned from Cartman.

“I’m gonna make this quick. Y/n. Your grades suck.”

You raise a brow and the others look at you,

“Don’t their grades always suck?” Stan asked.

“Yeah, why does this concern the rest of us anyway?” Kyle butts in.

“Well, I’m gonna be honest boys. Y/n is actually a fantastic student. But I am getting reports they have been flunking lately. Because you BOYS are disruptive. You distract her. And I do not take lightly to kids not only fucking around in class, but also distracting people that could potentially be something someday.”

“Dude what? You’ve been smart this whole time?” Cartman asks, and you shrug.

“Listen PC principal.” You start, “it may be true that I’ve been kinds disruptive in class with them.. but that’s not why I’m failing! I’ve always been like this with them! I just don’t wanna be a show off like Wendy or something.”

“Wendy’s not a show off!” “Shut up Stan”

Pc principal sighs, “listen kid. Just get those motherfuckin grades up alright? You don’t have to be a show off, just do well in school and there will be no issues. Now get outta here.

As the five of you left, Kenny muffles “Dude that was so retarded” “I know. I’m sorry guys.” You sigh, “Dude whatever” Kyle says. “Yeah let’s just go back to class” Stan says and the others walk off. You’re left with cartman, and you look at him.

“Dude y/n that was so stupid for somebody that’s supposed to be smart you’re a fucking moron” “shut up fatass! You think putting butters dick in your mouth makes you straight somehow.”

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Guys. Be honest…does my pfp scare you guys away 🥹

[summ3rg4l]

HIII I was wondering if you could do some Craig x reader dating hcs?💕(some smut too but only if you feel comfortable <3)

Sorry it took me literally forever to write this 😭😭😭

Cw/Tw: None

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Relationship:: Established relationship

Note:: I didn’t feel in the mood to write the smut part but I might some other day sorry. Also if you want to request anything please read the pinned post on my blog!

Reader pronouns:: She/her

Type:: Just fluffy headcannons!

Craig Tucker—★

When I look at Craig he seems like the type of person to bite reader for no reason (thats probably why his teeth are fucked up). He would be cuddling with you and then you suddenly him bite your shoulder.

He loves it when you flip him off after he flips you off. Like you ate one of his fries or something then you get the middle finger but you do it back, got him thinking “yep she’s the one.”

He gets jealous sometimes but he’d just ignore you and go pout in a corner till you ask what’s wrong, but even then he wouldn’t tell you so you’d have to push

If you buy/make little outfits for stripe he will literally marry you right then and there

Let’s be fr Craig is a bully so he’d be covered in bruises and cuts so you have to be his personal doctor <3

If you wear makeup he would want to watch you put it on but call you dumb for wearing it. He’s constantly asking what stuff is

“What is that tube of clear stuff? It looks dumb.”

“The lip gloss???”

You share your stuff with him but he doesn’t let you lay a finger on his

He would be shy to kiss you because of his braces but after you two date for a while he would give you little pecks all over your face for no real reason 🥹

Craig really reminds me of a cat so he would knock over stuff that’s just sitting there

*Knocks over water bottle*

“Why did you do that?”

“Why not?”

He likes to hold your hand when you guys are walking somewhere in public. He gotta make sure people know you’re taken 😈💪💪

He’ll come up behind you and give you a hug then lay his head on your shoulder and whisper something like “I missed you.”

He’s not really a nickname kinda guy. He wouldn’t care if you gave him one but the best he could do is “honey”

He’s surprisingly good at comforting you. You could be crying about anything and he’d instantly make you feel better

He’s actually pretty romantic! He’d pull up to your house with a bouquet of roses and a box of chocolates on Valentine’s Day

“These are for you honey.”

“I’m allergic to it roses.”

“…”

Before you guys get together he would talk about you to his friends ALL THE TIME

“If (name) was my girlfriend I’d be sooo happy..”

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are there gonna be any hc drawings soon? im clawing at the bars of my enclosure for something butters or victor chaos related.

Yes! And no.... I miss doing my HC stuff I'm just, still struggling with the writing..

I hope I can re-do my schedule so I get back into a routine but I think I would need to get a couple things in the world before then

That being said...

If you guys want to send me a HC I'll draw it with whatever characters you want

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Dm me if you wanna be my proofreader 🥰

[summ3rg4l]

This is my official request page 😋 (Not all options are shown here)

𝐑𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐧!

It may take a while for me to fulfill requests so please be patient! You can request as many times as you want but it won’t make me write any faster

Please be as specific as possible for requests so that you can get what you want from the story

🩰🍊—𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞:

Smut = 🪷

Lime = 🌴

Angst = 🥀

Fluff = ☁️

Headcanons = 🌸

Drabbles = 🌺

Polyamorous = 🌹

LGBTQIA+ = 🪻

Character x reader = 🪸

🩰🍊—𝐒𝐡𝐨𝐰𝐬 𝐈 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫:

South Park

My hero academia

Bungo Stray dogs (no manga)

The outsiders

Jujutsu Kaisen

Hunter x Hunter

Death note

Demon Slayer (no manga)

Toilet Bound Hanako-Kun (no manga)

Sk8 the Infinity

Tokyo Revengers (no manga or season 2 yet)

🩰🍊—𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞:

Any form of insest

Rape

Sexual assault

Zoophile stuff

Non con

Pedophilia 

Smut with minors

Character x character

Race headcanons (except for black)

Enjoy my cat drinking water

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Ok so since you guys liked my oc so much and asked for to know more about her (literally one person) I will tell you

Name: Maya (I don’t have a last name for her yet)

Age: 10

Grade: Fourth

Occupation: Student and Snack dealer

Best friend: Butters Scotch

•She moved to South Park because her dad got a promotion at work (He works with Stan’s dad).

•She goes to the same church as Butters so their best friends (The bracelet she has is a friendship one butters has a matching one.)

•She has two older sisters and two older brothers (her brother don’t live with them though) one of her sisters babysits Ike sometimes

•At school she sells snacks to all the students and sometimes the teachers (she gives free ones to butters and Kenny bc he’s poor and she feels bad)

•She might have a small crush on butters 🤷‍♀️ or a big one 😈

•She likes to draw!

•She’s really shy and quiet if she doesn’t know you but really loud if she does

•she has a kitten named Uni she’s a tabby cat

•If you see her she most likely listening to music, drawing, or staring off into space

•She’s kinda friends with Craig and those guys but they don’t talk much

Ok that’s all thanks for reading ig if you want more just comment or sum bye😍😍

(Mayas drawing of her and butters Cartman called it gay)

[summ3rg4l]

May I request a platonic x reader for Kyle and Ike (or just Kyle) with a cousin reader who has Chunibyo but is still very loving and kind?

I had to look up what that was so I apologize if it’s not what you wanted. But it’s givinggg kaidou (I think) so I based reader off that also you didn’t specify the gender so I made reader a girl

CW: swearing and racist jokes (Jewish)

Kyle is nine in this, reader is in high school and Ike is 5

I was originally gonna add more of Ike but I had already wrote most of it (at literary 1 AM) and the copy and past was being a little bitch

Your aunt Sheila drops you off at her house to stay for the week since your parents are busy. You get out the car to be greeted by your little cousins Kyle and Ike running up to you hugging your legs “Why hello there my minions.” You say confidently making your voice a bit deeper to sound more intimidating while smirking. The laugh at you not taking you seriously “What are you laughing at! If you don’t stop now I’ll have to use my secret power on you two.”

You put your arm up to scare them into submission showing off where your power is hiden. You laugh ‘evilly’ “Oh (name) dear, I hate to interrupt you playing with the boys but can you help me with dinner? Gerald isn’t here right now.” Sheila walks outside with a few groceries in her hands “Ye-yes mam.” You give Ike and Kyle one last look before you walk into the house.

“Minions! Dinner is ready.” You bust into Kyles room to alert them of the food being done. They get up from the spot they were playing in and walk downstairs to the table. “Hey (name) can you walk with me to the bus stop tomorrow?” Kyle asks you with his mouth of knishes some of it falling out. “Sure min— Kyle I’d love to walk you to school.” You smile as innocently as possible to get Aunt Sheila off your trail ‘Whew I almost let my secret identity out.’ You think to yourself mentally sweating.

The next day you hold Kyles hand as you walk down the road to drop him off at the bus stop. You see three other boys standing there, one of them has a blue hat with red poof ball and black hair, another one is fat and has a teal hat with a yellow poof ball, the last one is wearing an orange parka. ‘Hm what an interesting group of kids..they better not mess with my minion or they’ll live to regret it.’ You stare at the boys suspiciously “Uh (name) why did you stop walking..?” Kyle looks up at you confused. You just stand there in silence having internal dialogue. Kyle lets go of your hand and walks over to his friends.

It takes a while for you to actually notice. Your eyes widen once you do and you run over to where Kyle went “Minion! You shouldn’t run off like that, what if I’m not there to protect you!” You look at Kyle angrily. The fat kid starts to laugh  hysterically “BAHAHAH MINION!? GOD JEWS ARE SO WEIRD DUDE!” You stare at the kid for a second absolutely shocked that he said that. You’ve never encountered a person that was this openly racist. “Shut up fat ass!” Kyle yells at the fat boy angrily. His voice brings you back to reality.

The boy continues to laugh loudly “Hey little fat ass boy.” Your voice stops sounding so ‘anime’ like when you talk now. The kid stops laughing and looks at you “If I hear one more thing like that from you, your mom won’t be able to recognize you and you won’t be able to eat solid foods ever again. I bet that makes you real sad huh, you won’t be able to eat all those cheese puffs and fried chicken. How sad.” The boys (including Kyle) look at you silently. You obviously shocked and maybe scared them a little bit.

The school bus pulls up to where we all are “That’s for you guys. Have a nice day at school minion.” The boys silently get on the bus and you hear the fat boy mutter s quiet ‘weak’ before the doors close.

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