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aroguexenolith · 2 years
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Hey friend what are some of the most common misconceptions people have about their paychecks??
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The most common confusion I saw was about how taxes are calculated—especially federal income tax.
If you’d ever like to see how FIT (as the industry abbreviates it) is calculated, search up Publication 15-T and grab the PDF published by the IRS. You may need Publication 15 to confirm your federal taxable wages.
The most common question I got while I was the person processing payroll was “Why didn’t I have any FIT withheld? That can’t possibly be right, can it?” And in fact, it can! And usually is, in these cases!
People don’t realize how close they are to the cutoff of not making enough to have FIT withheld. But if you’re an hourly employee making somewhere around $12-$15 per hour, you can just work a day less out of the week and suddenly your pay isn’t large enough. If you have a decent amount of your pay going to pre-tax benefits, like insurance for medical, dental, or vision—or if you contribute a lot to a 401k plan (which does not have federal and state income tax apply, but still sees social security and Medicare taxes taken out)—then these deductions can put your taxable wages below the threshold to have any FIT withheld.
The other thing is that people underestimate how much claiming one or more dependents can reduce your per-pay-period FIT. As of 2020, dependents are factored into to FIT calculations as the equivalent tax deduction amount (so $2k per dependent). Tax calculations take the 2k yearly deduction and divide it by the number of pay periods you have, then reduce your FIT taxes by that amount. So if you’re paid biweekly (26 times each year) and claim 2 dependents, your federal income taxes are reduced by $153.85 every time time you get paid! For a lot of people, that is more than enough to leave them owing 0 for FIT.
This is probably long enough for now, but very high earners ALSO misunderstand FIT. Any time you hear someone complaining about their raise bringing them into a new, higher tax bracket…just know that they’re revealing their total lack of understanding for marginal tax rates.
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emi1y · 10 months
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What do you do for work
i just got hired as a SCENIC CARPENTER!! building backdrops and set pieces and such for a professional theater company in my city 💕 every day i come home i am so sore and so bruised and so dirty sweaty yucky and i love it so much
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zoeology31 · 2 months
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The Minnesota Twins are an American professional baseball team based in Minneapolis. The Twins compete in Major League Baseball (MLB) as a member club of the American League (AL) Central Division.
I think sending Alcala down for Thielbar fucked something up on a cosmic vibes level.
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dougielombax · 8 months
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We’ve decided to store the monthly payroll for our employees at the bottom of a storm drain.
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mademoisellesarcasme · 10 months
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look if you have a browser version and it doesn't work at all on mobile browser even when I set it to "desktop version" and I send you a help request letting you know that your mobile browser version lacks some basic functionality and you ask me if I've tried the app
i have but i don't want to download an app if i'm doing this mobile once or twice a year at MOST so can you please. fix the mobile browser functionality. please.
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larrylimericks · 2 years
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19Oct22
LT Edition Tommo’s gritty punk era’s begun With a bassline that filthily thrums; Out of My System’s MV left some victims: He destroyed us and then did the drums.
HS Edition A fishy new site has been found— No frills (just a yellow-plumed clown); Eroda Part 2? Then we suggest you Give sushi a pass at Gill’s Lounge.
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orcelito · 5 months
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Gearing up for a 7 hour shift like "I'd rather be playing BG3"
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bylertruther · 1 year
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the brainrot is so bad that i'm sitting here trying to watch the godfather just thinking to myself "damn..... how can i make a byIer au outta dis... 🤔📝"
#karen's actress is italian... maybe karen is too... she's a civilian but mike gets roped into it bc ted is more involved as an accountant.#her family loves him and ted loves money and being able to provide for his family and all that Macho Family Man^tm stuff and#sure karen wants mike to do big things—bigger than just messing around with his friends—but she isn't sure that having him get#chummy with her family is the right idea. mike does it anyway bc it's what he's Supposed To Do and he's Getting Older and karen#thinks well... okay... if this is what you want... ❤️ and mike just nods and agrees like he always does bc thts easier than speaking up#or trying to figure out what the hell to do after uni and Much less scary than working on that book he's been working on since forever.#will's a civilian ofc he gets brought along to mike's family things bc mike wants the company but he doesn't Like that world and the#way they look at him. whenever lonnie used to get fired from whatever job he was working at then he'd end up doing ''favors''#for one of the other families and even though will's nothing like his father and he and his brother and his mom aren't even remotely#involved in that kind of life he still has his last name and it's a brand tht sticks. smth smth the romeo n juliet vibes of it all....#in this au maybe hopper hasn't been reformed bc there's no tragedy to pull him out of that so maybe he's on the wheelers' payroll#and he has a daughter tht they want to introduce to mike... smth smth mike going to will's apartment in the dead of night to get#patched up.. smth smth mike taking el to things instead of will.. smth smth will and mike getting into A Big Fight bc will doesn't#want to see mike continue to get hurt or lose himself in this world and become this person that he doesn't even recognize anymore#and mike starts goading him like oh why do you care so much huh blahblah and they've been dancing around this all their lives#but it finally comes out and it doesn't fix anything bc will doesn't want This mike and mike can't stand the way will looks at him now and#will storms out after having said the unspeakable.. goes somewhere and gets caught in the crossfire.. cue the body pulled from the quarry#parallel when el calls him immediately after she finds out from hopper and there's a horrible few hours where they don't kno if will's#gonna pull thru. he does ofc much to their surprise.. wake up calls n apologies are eventually had... hurt/comfort ensues.. mike talks#to karen and opens up for the first time ever bc they've gotten closer now.. smth smth um . gay people 🫶#mike in suits n gloves + will learning to not ask questions + el seeing tht will's apartment looks more like it's will-And-mike's#apartment bc there's so much of him and his things there and he always walks in n moves around like he owns the place +#will's hands shaking as he tries to tend to mike and he manages to keep it together until mike's all patched up but when he turns around#to clean up his shoulders are shaking and mike jus comes up behind him n hugs him through it bc he knows this hurts will more than it hurts#him (which is saying smth bc mike's blood is literally all over will's hands n dinner table rn so like)#SOOOOO self-indulgent but idc im free . (<- said thru gritted teeth and while closing my eyes so i don't have 2 look at this post)#also i say brainrot but i think tht has bad connotations now. i am just an Enjoyer a Lover a Scholar an Enthusiast one might even say..#mine
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hamburgerhowdy · 6 months
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What's the FUTA credit reduction rate for California in 2024? I'm trying to process our 941 returns and Į̸͉̬͉̺̙͗̽̂͑͊̽̄͜͝ ̷̨͕̲͕̻̱̓c̵̣̆̆͌̍͘͘̚͠͝ā̵̡̛̬͈̝͔̳̽̔̀̔n̸͉̫͍̙̟͇͕͍̮̘͆̈́̆́'̴̡̹́̆̋̔͜t̵̮̯͊̈̑̂̍͌͘͝ ̵̱̣̬͔̯̰͈̼͊̈́̒̆̅͂̀͂̈́͠p̸̲͕̦̞͇̱̼̠͉͙͆̄̈̒̏̚ō̵̻͓͉̗̖͙͍̪̥̋͌̊s̴̥̟̹̤̘͉͙̻͊͗̄͆̍̾̾̂͘ͅt̴̬̩̬͑̊̊̚͘ ̷̢̢̜̬̤̫͙͍̰̾̎̈́̚͝ͅp̸͎̥͕̼͈͈̝̄̇͝͝͠ͅạ̵̧̞͚̭͈̰̾̎͛̃͆̈̒͆̍̌ͅͅỳ̶̛̮̟͔̼̪̳̥̹͉͔͌̈́̇̏̃r̵̢̞̥̣̥̘͉̱̙̃́̉̿͋̃̏̇͝͝o̴̩̣͍͍͙̥̞̽̇͂͑̓ͅĺ̷͓̠̋̉͂̀̃͝l̴̢̮̘̞͇͊͒̈́͑̈͑͊̆͠ ̷̛̮̺͕͇͛͛̅͆̄͠w̵̛̙̯̝͒̌̂̓̈̎í̶̘͉̬̖̏̓͊t̸̨̹̻̼̩̏̅̃̍͛̆̕͘͝͝h̴̢̞̪̪̱͉͆͐̈́͗̓̈́̕̕͜͝ơ̸̧̜͙͇̱̜̦̮̘̝͊͂́̒͛u̶̗̱̩̗͛̏̇̓͊̓͂͛ț̸̑͊̐͠ ̷͈͈̩̮̌̃̍͊͛͠ͅk̴̳̒͜͠n̸̛̯̞͉͔̱͐̏̍͗̚͜ȍ̷̭͖̳͚̊͌̄̍͛̕̚̚͝w̴͎̮̼̬̹̜͕̫̥͓͐̆̓͊̒̒͘̕͝į̷̢̛̗͇͙̜̫̮̫́͑n̸̺̻̣͉͔͈̩̻̫̆̈́ͅğ̸̞͓̂̆̎̌́̎̔̐͠ ̴̛̠̱̣͕̈́̔̒t̸̛̥̺̤̟͊̎̽̎̒͒ḫ̶̢̖̲̮͊́̄̒̿͘̕ė̴̡̗̬̖͉̪͇̇̓̒͆̚͘͝ ̶̛̲̭̘͍̝̺͇̤̘̅̄͆̓c̵̦̊͝r̵̡̟̻͇͕̫͎̅͒̆͗̐̉́̍͜ȩ̵̡͎̲͖̃́d̷̲͕̠͙̟̫̓͗̀͌̉́̈́ì̷̺̹̜̜̤͔͖̻̤̮̑̐̿͘͘t̸̛̗̜͖͆̓̿̇̐͂͘͝ ̴̘̭͇͓̜̪̞̞́̉̂̀͑͛͌ȑ̸̢͈͖̻̣̳͎̯̠̋̊̉̀ẽ̴͍̩̽̍̾̆̓̀̚͝ͅd̴͕͇̥̝̱̘͍͗͂ͅǘ̴̢͎͙̩̰̭͚̕͜c̵͍̎̓̀͌̄̀̃́̚t̴̡͉̻͉̦͍̓͋̾̍̓̒̔̔̚ͅͅì̴̧̠̰̤̮̪͙͍̤͊͗̀͌͌̈́̇̆͜o̷̢̞̠̬͚͚̖̓̂n̸̝̞͛̋
Woah, woah, woah! Alright, hold up, I didn't catch all that. That FUTA reduction's gonna come out to 0.9% in sunny Cali, which is up from last year.
If you need, like, a personal accountant to do all this stuff for ya, I've got a few pals.
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aroguexenolith · 2 years
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DC has a regular minimum wage, and tipped-worker minimum wage, and then a secret third type of minimum wage. This is very cool and normal of them, and not at all confusing.
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spark-circuit · 6 months
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guess who's phone fucking broke overnight!!! (extremely fucking angry atm)
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eorzeashan · 1 year
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Even if Eight never returned to Intelligence work, he'd be fine. He originally joined the SIS to have a finger in every pot, but now I think he'd just use it for leverage to keep him (and Jadus) safe. Not that he'd ever let them know about that last part, which would guarantee both of them a fat target on their back.
I headcanon his final mission-- regardless of whether he took Nine's place on the Dominator-- is to go after Jadus if he escapes. An agent needs to keep an eye on that rogue Sith, and all their work is for naught without a final backup if Watcher 2's plan is considered too costly. He is the only one with the right mindset and strength of will to bear such a mission, and it's the only "out" he would willingly take. Keeper wouldn't approve, but he loses that bet 9 times out of 10. (I also seriously doubt a jail cell would hold Jadus for long, given the amount of secret allies he has in the Empire).
No matter the way you swing it, Eight has enough reasons to commit to Jadus as his life's mission. He's only partly there to make sure he doesn't pull another Doomsday, and if anything, he's more likely to redirect his purposeful anger towards one of their enemies rather than prevent it outright. His power is needed to him. But he doesn't even want to use Jadus solely for war. He's come to love the way he exists in the Force and his understanding of the Sith in his eyes, and he's willing to give his life if it means this wound, this extant form of death and life remains free to be. He hops mission to mission solely to show him the fires of conflict and the swells of peace in every part of the galaxy. He wants to show him the world outside of the Empire, that cage that used to trap both of them.
Jadus was and is his way of understanding and existing next to forces he never would've loved otherwise. Imperials as a whole have forgotten how to see Sith with their own eyes, buried under mandates of abuse and unquestioning worship, and even fewer feel knowing the Force to be a worthwhile undertaking as the burn of being rejected by it in life is a pill too bitter to swallow.
Eight considers himself lucky, to love and know the Force at its height in such a soul. Its embraced him too, and he never wants to be without it again.
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scatmaan · 11 months
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the idea of making birdie the dark urge origin when she already has mr blue and the mind flayer up in her head is tempting
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chaosdisorganized · 1 year
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Talking to payroll this morning was a headache but I got transferred to a supervisor and he was able to help me out and find a solution to get my pay fixed.
The first guy I was talking to made me really frustrated. I eventually went off on him and that's when I was transferred. The supervisor was really nice and actually able to help me.
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shacklesburst · 2 years
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The way the question is phrased is supposed to redirect attention away from the real issue at hand.
First of all, yes, compensation need not always be monetary, it can also be status or power or experience. (However, this usually won’t work ad infinitum.) This much is obvious. Yet money is the unit of caring. And do these streamer businesses care about their chats being moderated? Do they care about this moderation being provided in a sufficient quality and quantity? Why do they care? Is it because large parts of their businesses (advertisers, sponsors, engagement) implicitly or explicitly require them to provide content moderation in their chats? Are their businesses, as such, dependent on the quality and quantity of services rendered?
Then there will come a time from which they will pay for that. The question is never if. It’s when. As a business owner, you can take on a certain amount of risk, and up to a certain point, you usually have to to even get started. But soon enough all these streamer businesses will pay, because hunger for risk always decreases with size. Some will take longer to reach this conclusion or not be able to reach it on their own at all, maybe because they lack the required business acumen or because they fail before they get to it. And yes, there will be gnawing and gnashing of teeth once they realize (or stomping of feet, as demonstrated by some of the man-children in the video). But nobody will get past that point without paying up in some shape or form.
Because the question was never really “should you pay?” It always was “can you afford not to?”
#now to be fair traditional business don't fare any better once questions like these come up#cf. all the times business complain about not getting enough applications#'ok‚ but have you considered paying a market clearing price?' - 'no why?'#but it's such a wild ride reiterating *everything* once more because some miniscule detail changes#business owners have this talent to basically try to qualified immunity their way into not paying for stuff#'do I need to pay for having my office cleaned?' - 'yeah‚ people won't do it for free.'#'ok but will they service my computers for free?' - 'no‚ servicing computers also costs money.'#'but surely having somebody content moderate the online space my business runs on 24/7 cannot cost any money???' - '...'#'counterquestion: would you provide your services for free?' - 'nO?!? what kind of stupid question is that??? I need to make money!!!'#now of course the moderator's side isn't completely blameless either in this#if you provide your services for free for a long time and let yourself be abused for the promise of power or friendship or something like th#at ... that's on you as much as it is on the other person#and turning the ship around can be hard work. but it's not something that hasn't happened thousands of times throughout history#and it *will* happen here#so there's that#most big youtubers with >50 people on payroll also didn't pay their interns at first#but there always. always. always. comes a time when the free tier isn't good enough anymore#politics#economics#mine
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airborneace · 1 year
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(Assumptions) "You put on your goggles either when you're flying or when you're super serious or in the zone."
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"When I fly, I do indeed wear the goggles. As for the latter part of your question... Well, I certainly used to do that in my younger days. At my current age I find it just a little too chuuni to do, but I have caught myself slipping back into that habit more than I'd like to admit."
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