#payday dragan

[reinapantera]

It's PayDay for me "Howdy!! Mate"

🥰😇

Cause we look Good 👍 😏

[horangislittletiger99]

I am now simping for Dragan now

And I hate there's barely any content like no janitor ai bots for fanfic inspo

Nore are there barely anything for 'x reader fics'

I need him

[metalgrateeater]

I forgot to post this last night

Stupid picture is there because I don’t like the blank space

[pretzelforte]

this bastard lives in my brain rent free

[jacket-enjoyer-69]

Dumb thought. NSFW Payday content.

Hoxton standing on a chair while being steadied by Wolf and screwing in a light bulb.

Bodhi and Dragan:

Rust:

Duke, Sokol and Houston:

Jimmy:

Jacket to Sokol "By Accident":

[heister-shmeister]

I’m shitting myself ha ha ha give me give me my bro boys stop it star bro on boys give me my blonde boys Starbreeze please please help me please help me I’m gonna throw up

[frootloopsl]

no way houston really is in prison !2’!:’d!!

[manekinoodle]

dragan as buff anya so... draganya?

(cloaker retreat.wav is just the cloaker noise reversed.)

[afterbrnr]

Payday 2 drip

[i-willstealyourtoes]

think about heisters that you haven’t really written for. and THEN think about reader losing them and havign to deal with that >:)

I’m thinking Dragan, Bodhi, Bonnie and clover maybe

ALRIGHT BET LET'S GO-

Clover, Bonnie, Bodhi + Dragan grieving their s/o

Clover

- Definitely drank and/or smoked a little too much

- Outside of heists she'd be seen either outside smoking, inside her room/area looking at a photo of you or at the kitchen looking for drinks in the fridge

- She can't go to the bar downstairs because the bartender was told by Hoxton not to give her anything

- Would snap at people more often

- If you so much as asked her how she was feeling, she'd just bark at you and storm off

- 'Oh, piss off! You don't know how it feels...!'

- She would spend ages just in her room, looking at a photo of you and her

- No words came out, not even tears anymore

- She'd just stare. And stare.

- If you died because of a heist, her heart would ache so much

- She could've saved you if she was just... better

- She wouldn't go on any long heists, she could just about handle short, simple bank heists

- I think one day she threw a bottle at someone's head (it missed and hit the wall behind) at the safehouse and stormed out

- Hoxton decided he'd go out and talk to her about everything

- Something just clicked, and she'd start handling herself a bit more

- She would stop drinking/smoking as much, and she'd slowly be able to go on more heists

- She dedicated every heist to you, kissing the photo of you before leaving for the heist

Bonnie

- Same with Clover, she'd smoke and drink much more

- Days would go by where'd she just sit and drink in her own area

- She'd wake up the next day, passed out on the floor

- The splitting headaches didn't cover the pain in her heart

- Everything made her think of you

- She's never been this sad over a lover

- It's such a new and painful experience

- She once drunkenly made a vow to Dallas that she'd never love again (so she wouldn't ever feel like this)

- 'I.... will... NEVER.... do this... again...!'

- 'I... I don't want to...'

- During heists, she'd drunkenly take down many cops, slurring insults at any cop she fired at

- She was much more brutal, especially if you died during a heist

- In the van (on the way back), the heisters would try their best to keep the alcohol away from her

- But they'd just be met with shoves and swears

- As soon as they arrived at the safehouse, she'd immediately go back to her seat and drink again, until she either passed out or was put on another heist

- Eventually, Dallas had to talk to her

- She was getting too violent with everyone and wasn't giving 100% in her heists anymore

- Lots of shouting would be heard, but eventually, Bonnie decided to do better

- She started actually confronting her trauma, which worked really well actually

- She's much more at peace with it, talking to you at your grave with smiles and so on

Bodhi

- Much angrier and defensive than before

- Would stay in his room most of the time, just waxing the same surfboard

- If anyone interrupted him for anything other than a heist, he'd just shout at them

- 'Leave me the fuck alone!'

- They'd leave, and he'd just sit down and cry

- 'I can't do this anymore... not without you...'

- He had so many things he wanted to do with you! How could he have let you die?

- He'd just sit and cry for a while, holding and staring at your photo/your jewellery

- During heists, he'd be much less caring to civilians

- He wouldn't kill one, but he'd be much more sour to them

- If you died due to a heist, double that sourness

- He'd overall be way more standoffish to everyone

- Glares at practically everyone no matter what they did

- Might even get into a physical fight with one of the other heisters

- Dallas would probably break it up and talk to both of them about it

- When he talked to Bodhi, he would just nod passive aggressively and pretend to listen

- But once he mentioned you, Bodhi was just about to fight Dallas

- 'Hey, shut the fuck up! Don't mention (Y/n)!'

- Dallas would keep pushing on, and eventually got through to him

- All of those places he was gonna take you... maybe he could just go there himself and spread your ashes there? Yeah, that sounded good

Dragan

- No passive aggressiveness here, he'd just shout at everyone

- He'd tell the other heisters on how they're doing worse or something, even if they did fine

- He'd just pick everyone apart

- 'Hey, why didn't you get that extra bag?'

- 'I would've died if I went back Dragan???'

- 'How pathetic of you. You should've got it. (Y/n) would've, why can't you, huh?!'

- No one liked him

- He'd just constantly berate the others and storm off

- He'd probably also work out to an unhealthy amount?

- If you died during a heist, he's exercising way more

- He feels like it's his way of proving he could've saved you in a way?

- During heists, he'd probably be much less professional and stuff, shooting cops when they're running away, shouting and shoving civs

- He sees you everywhere by the way

- Absolutely everywhere

- Any reflection has you standing behind him

- He doesn't cry, at least not in public

- He just... puts on an apathic face and moves on

- But deep down, it's really tearing deep in his soul

- It's kind of difficult to talk to him at all without him shouting at you to back off

- But Dallas manages to get a few words in

- After talking to him, he probably walked into the bathroom and cried

- It did feel better letting it all out, but it did hurt

- I think after a while he stops being as standoffish but would shout at others if they even mentioned you in any way

[hoxooster]

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[abyssal-endling]

short wip

Entry One

There is always something moving outside of the cabin at nighttime. Were I in any other place, I would not worry about shooting and sending it into the dark. I do not know how long I have been here at this point, time never seems to work now, but I know I cannot find supplies reliably. Fuel is scarce, and I have yet to find ammo. Luckily, I have food. The meat is poor quality and I doubt it’s entirely safe to eat, but it’s food. Something about those mushrooms… I do not think I should eat them. Not until I find out more about them. I was able to find a map, so a book should-

I heard someone outside talking about a merchant. I wanted to 

I could not find it in myself to look outside for whoever it was. I do not even know if it was real, or one of those things mimicking a voice.

By God, how did I end up here? I can barely remember anything before this.

Mother had told me stories of horrible forests that steal souls away. I wanted to believe they were only stories, but if I am here…

I miss her. I miss cooking alongside her, roasting potatoes on the fire. She would always sing while we waited.

Something is knocking on the door. I have to be more alert-

One of the doors, barricaded with useless scrap wood and bent nails, bends and cracks under a heavy thud. Footsteps shuffle away, back outside. By the window, Dragan can hear raspy, spittle-filled breathing. Claws scrape against the barricade there, a low groaning, snuffling, and then-

The screams erupt around him. Dragan slaps his hands over his ears, desperate to shut out the sounds. The lanterns flicker, off and on, one close to the door barely lit as the sounds whirl around the rickety cabin, a hurricane that hollows out Dragan's chest.

He doesn't know how long it's been when the shrieking stops, nothing left behind but the sound of a woman sobbing, distant, yet so close to home.

[hoxooster]

From what I know and feel of their vibes:

Bain - We haven't seen any proof of him doing it, and I'm kind of torn on it. 'Cause that could be a potential security risk for him, depending on how he gets the nail polish and what kind he uses being turned into some way of tracking him. But, I can also see him sitting at his computer, painting his nails blue to pass the time while something compiles on his desktop or the guys are stealthing a heist. I dunno. Your Mileage May Vary.

Dallas - He wouldn't and never has. If anyone pestered him about painting his nails for him, he would complain and leave the Safe House with the excuse of 'needing to buy more cigarettes'. Even if he bought a pack just that morning.

Chains - He doesn't paint his nails, but he wouldn't be bothered if someone asked to paint them for him. He'd just remove it later if he needed to go on a heist or something like that. He probably wouldn't care which color they gave him, but he'd ask for purple if they gave him a choice.

Wolf - He was a dad in his old life, so he wouldn't care if someone painted his nails. Otherwise, he doesn't go out of his way for it. Another 'doesn't care what color' kind of guy, and I don't think he'd ask for a specific one, unless he wanted it to match something of his for some reason. Like, if he wanted his nails to match his 40K army he was running at the time. (After much thinking on it, I think he would field Tyranids and Genestealers as his main [either Pauper Princes or Rusted Claw], Khorne Daemons with corrupted Astra Militarum as his secondary, and Necron Flayed Ones as his third. Fight me.)

Hoxton - Dude's from the British Punk scene, so he definitely paints his nails whenever he's not on a heist. Lots of blacks and reds. I bet you $20USD that he freehanded the anarchy symbol on his thumbs more than once. The one on his right thumb always looks better, southpaw that he is.

Houston - YMMV again, but I don't think he does. Houston is very particular and works with his hands a lot--especially when it comes to the van. He's probably washing his hands constantly. Also, since some of his behaviors come off as Autistic Spectrum tics, he probably doesn't like the feel of nail polish on his nails. I, personally, despise the feel of nail polish. My fingers feel like they're suffocating under thick mud, and so I reflexively scrape it off to get rid of the feeling. He might do the same.

John Wick - Unless he did it while he was with the Ruska Roma family for any plays or ballet they made him do, he doesn't and he won't let anyone paint his nails for him. If anyone would ask to do it for him, he'd just give them that mildly annoyed glare that he has, say "No," and walk away.

Dragan - Playful as he is, he wouldn't--either on his own or if someone offered. Dude's still too wrapped up in being an enforcer for the Butcher and a gym rat in his off-hours. He's got no time for it, and it's 'just not his thing.'

Jacket - He probably wouldn't do it on his own, but he would sit there while someone else did it (so long as it is Sydney or Wolf painting them). His recorder would be peppy in its responses, even though his facial expression wouldn't change from his usual dead-eyed stare during the process. But, overall, I think he would be happy with some bright, neon colors on his nails.

Sokol - He wouldn't do it on his own, and he'd be insulted by someone else offering to do it. But, eventually, he'd thaw to it and the curiosity would get to him until he'd finally ask if someone would paint his nails for him. YMMV on whether or not he would like it or figure out that it's not his thing, but at least he'd move past a minor part of a learned stigma after the experience.

Jiro - He wouldn't. He's an old-time yakuza, so that would be a no-go with him.

Bodhi - He's all sports and bravado-focused, so I don't think he would. But, I dunno. It depends on how easy going y'all think he is with the rest of the Crew, and whether or not y'all think he would agree to sit there and let someone else do it, so YMMV here as well.

Jimmy - He would if someone else painted his nails for him, and I honestly wouldn't be surprised if he 'woke up' in his clone to find his nails already done up in a rainbow of colors and lil' designs. 'Cause, his uninhabited, motionless clone would be the perfect subject to paint, after all.

Rust - He wouldn't. Ever. If anyone asked if they could paint his nails for him, he would sling A LOT of slurs and just tell them to 'shoot him instead.'

Scarface - He wouldn't. Male bravado once again, except his ego is a 'different kind of inflated' compared to the other guys. Depending on if he took any yayo, he might even pull a gun or a knife on whoever offered to do his nails.

Sangres - He's similar to Scarface in the machismo department, but in a Mexican ganger kind of way, instead of 'a kingpin with something to prove.' So, he wouldn't paint his nails on his own, no. But, he's also mostly easy going with the rest of the Crew, if a bit abrasive in his approach, meaning that he might let someone else do it for him, even if he just removes it right after. Then again, he might tell them to fuck off before they even finish asking. It just depends.

Duke - He wouldn't, as the chemicals in the nail polish could potentially damage any of the artifacts he messes with.

Gage - He would do it to throw off people, but he tends to pretend to be a homeless veteran, so he doesn't need to, normally. Otherwise, he doesn't do it for any personal reasons.

Vlad - He would let someone paint his nails, especially if it would confuse others. Also, the thought of beating someone who owed him money while his nails were painted pink with red and white hearts would be hilarious to him.

Locke - He wouldn't, and he'd say British-specific slurs in response to being asked. I can actually see Hoxton getting mad at him and stomping over in a huff just to fire back, even if he only managed to overhear part of the conversation from a different room. 'Talk shit, get hit,' as they say.

… out of all the payday gang male members, who do you think paints their nails and what colors?

Tbh, out of all of them, the colors blue, red, black, would probably frequent out of all of them ngl.

[manekinoodle]

Dallas: Do you guys watch anime every night, or...?

Sydney: Oh yeah, I've made everyone here men of culture!

Hoxton: Bankai!

Clover: Explosion.

Dragan: WAKU WAKU.

[limbobilbo]

I love moving from reddit to tumblr because here I can make a post like listing all my headcannon sexualities for the payday gang and people will accept me unlike the loser on r/pdth who are too busy posting steamcharts every day.

For reference. (All contrast to preexisting cannon I dont care about)

Dallas: Ally and has a bunch of shirts with corny ally phrases on them

Chains: ace but heteroromantic

Wolf: straight but tried being gay once and gave up

Hoxton: dandy british bisexual

John wick: straight

Houston: gay (and why dallas has all his ally shirts)

Clover: straight but in name only (she’s basically bi)

Dragan: straight as a the lines of a right angle

Jacket: heterosexual but aromantic

Bonnie: lesbian

Sokol: gay but doesnt make a big deal about it

Jiro: straight and doesnt get the fuss over sexuality

Bodhi: boring straight

Jimmy: gay rat man

Sydney: will literally sleep with any consenting adult. Pan as they come. Full ‘sex: yes please’ on forms type

Sangres: bisexual but leans toward women

Duke: classy refined older gay man

Rust: freaky leather clad older gay man

Scarface: straight, occasionally says homophobic things but will threaten homophobes with a knife

Joy: hornyposting bisexual she/they.